#💬┃en_offtop
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@craggy crow
No I don’t 
Yes, you do.
Nuh uh
Yuh uh.
its from fallout new vegas
i dunno the original thing is and where its from
well, im not wearing them right now, but i have them on me
What's the point of doing this?
Hates For Honor, hates Ubisoft, but loves Paris.
Reason: Bad word usage
Real

Enjoy.
payday
Yakuza Payday
@granite tangle Wanna play
If you came to home
@candid cloud
Have you played Worms Armageddon
Yes.
Based game
yes ping everyone
I wonder what will happen if I do that 
you'll get a thank u from every single person on this server
Already did that before, was ignored.
I didn't ask my uncle.
Just funny how: I didn't hear about that company, so they are sus - and yet, for some reason they are popular here.
When?
few days ago
The bat/machete with 1999 damage.
pfffft
At that day I started to have the problems.
2500+.
Yes. You've talked about it some days ago.
one hit kill and slash everything except those armored voletiles
Even those night hunters?
gave one to snovv and he went mayhem
volatiles
the normal ones yes
but the armored ones are strong af
u can kill them but you're supossed to run away from them cuz they can 2 hit kill u
Yeah.
I have them, real masterpiece.
for some reason the game biggest fans are russians and the middle east
Except those, who were created by nonames.
literally a childhood game
Yeah.
Have you seen those neighbours from hell, which are from ru devs?
saw them and never downloaded them
they look sketchy
didn't they make like 5 of them?

I can send a photo with them, if you want to see of course.
Bruh
Yes.
Luckily the DVD has the original two.
And some other bangers.
Like Trine (1 + 2), Super Meat Bot, Magicka, Mini Ninjas and some Worms games.
pirated dvd's always had a collection of banger games
remember those fake ass cd's with 800+games
Well, I have some DVDs which has only two games and have a pair of DVDs which are required to install Rise of the tomb raider.
I have a DVD full of Dendy, Sega and Super Mario games.
gta 5 when it got pirated i remember me buying the game and it used to have 9 installation disks
plus the one crack cd
And other as: Braid, PvZ, Rocket Knights, Sonic & Sega all stars racing, Trine, Bionic Commando rearmed and Half-Life 2D.
great games
Sorta.
play payday?
i own the first one physically
I have other games, which I would like to replay.
im not home rn, but as sson as i am, sure
@hot wasp , what's your opinion on Dead Space 2 and Ninja Blade?
the only good dead space is 1
and for ninja blade i saw it and never played it
or maybe i did i dunno
When PC will work again, I can stream it.
For real.
Unfortunately postal just crashes.
I tried to stream it once, and every time it was crashing.
Of course the postal redux won't have a problem like that.
bruh
But I don't own it.
finished the game and did some easter egg places and the dlc and 0 crash
im talking about postal 2

i will watch hell yeah
first thing u do as u start a new game is go behind your house and their a pipe that leads to a hidden taliban base
u finish it to kill a boss there that gives u a WMD rocket launcher
I've heard about this, but never did that.
there's alot of hidden stuff and easter eggs
the game story is short but the easter eggs are alot
some spawn in some days
Yeah.
well
i got some crashes, but not as much as some people say

Hello people
after months and months of tracking a very specific song from my childhood, i finally found it
damn
but here it still is. not sure to where/which band it belongs
Shazam says it's Rock'n'Roll by 99.
99%
Oh boy i looked for this song eitherway because i needed to finish my 99% collection

so im learning russian, and im in a room next to japanese learners
and these mfs are listening to anime ops on max volume

yamete
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imagine taking japanese lessons when u have franku here teaching all the swear words for free

get a job
even i could get a job
Jobs
I’m selling jobs
Yo
in fact, i got 2 jobs
You home?
not yet
How
i gotta go to an abandoned supermarket later
ok
Real
it has been a while since the last counting
i was supposed to meet with people in the catacombs, but its raining, so the path to the room where we should be is flooded, so we're going elsewhere
now that i think about it, we could netplay one of the worms game on psp
Worms Armageddon?
most likely open warfare 2
probably my second favorite worls game
i used to olay the ds version
@teal oraclehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zP72t9FmhPE when ubisoft used to be chad company with no woke bs
Only jokes
Original tweet: deleted
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Unironically used the word woke
blocked
My mum bought me a lockpicking practice kit :D
I already do, thats why she bought it
McNally is funny too
try to steal some cars cuz he got some vids teaching u how to unlock like an audi or whatever
I wont
the pic not loaded yet but i know what it is so i put shower
nvm looks good
if only that water is clear
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the kebab police?
the fakest equipment ever
Can confirm.
i swear they look like porn actor equipment 
so fake
@coarse rapids i found a way how to remove enb from new vegas after me trying everything
nice
i deleted everything fallout related
well yhea that is what you shouldve done
i didn't want to lose my save file :(

was max lv and did alot of missions and dlc's@coarse rapids
you could look at my nameº
plus that xp glitch at the start
Send this to Jack
look at my server nickname,what lang do I speak?
Portugal
@coarse rapidsu speak mexican
no for real he speaks mexican
Just showed Rebel flag from worms armageddon to my friend
and he requested this (he is from greece)
And did this
@coarse rapidsyoo just checked the game and my save files still works even tho i deleted them and the game told me that the save file doesn't work and the game loaded fine
very nice
prob steam cloud
@void kelp You probably gonna run for this
And the worst thing is
He played Anomaly before the Trilogy
can u recommend good mods for the game? graphics and UI wise?
vanilla is clunky plus the bad performance
How?
I cant
I play FNV vanilla or almost vanilla almost only
BUT
I know a guy that made a great mod
go on
i dont care about graphics that much only performance
thats a whole expansion mod not vanilla patch
you wanted missions
Indeed :3
romanian practice kit
where'd you get that?
a store
Its from the german company "Meistergut"
Kira doing criminal stuff
Romania tech 🇷🇴
:3
Masterful
Gatos :3
opinion on this, car enjoyers?
I just realised the car is from turkey
check the license plate


well
@steel sapphire it's you (no cockroach this time)
I got problem with Stalker Shadow of Charnobyl
Why barkeep dont sell better things?
Why in the hotel in Pripyat, in strieok's room there is no military armor suit?
huh?
Jesteś już w end game?
Jaką wersję masz?
steam czy z dysku retail?
Barkeep will sell better things as you progress with the game, you probably missed the armor
Yeh he sells the exo suit
Jestem w tym momencie w Prypeci, barman powinien zacząć sprzedawać lepsze rzeczy po x16 byłem u niego parę razy i miał dalej to samo. Wersja gry z CD a wersja nie wiem jaka bo nie jest napisane, w tej wersji na dachu w kordonie jest kombinezon stalkera zamiast najemników, kombinezony się nie niszczą. Czytałem że jak nie jest napisane jaka wersja to jest 1.0
Im soon end game, armor should be on couch
He's version 1.0
the kinda cars you see in roblox 
UGLY
Yeah that explains it
HEY, thats called kitty racism, its catism
dont do that, not nice
a przedtem tak było?
ITS A DISGUSTING VILE CREATION OF SATAN
is cat
i will kill every hairless cat
Hersey
i will kill every pitbull
My dog is part pit
then society will be cleansed
Można spatchowac grę nie nie niszcząc save?
zależy co zmienia ale wątpie
"Dogs are naturally aggressive" people when they meet a Rottweiler
(It's the nicest dog they've ever met)
a ogóle to nie licz na to że zespawni ci się bułat w pokoju od doktora od razu
Do you read the message before you send 
X-ray robi tak że spawni itemy po mapie tak jak jest w skryptach napisanę
a tego tutaj nie jest więc... po prostu skończ grę tak a na przyszłość spatchuj
@ruby jewel
@heavy cave did SOC on day 1 release have Barkeep as having constantly the same low end gear to sell?
You will find more armor so no worries
Not even 1.5 lol?
Fine
pl_offtop shoulda been kept
Kept in the trash more like
blame the people
I am
anyways do you know if 1.0 had fixed barkeep item sells Vasim?
fixed as in never changing
that's steam release
1.0 of what
Soc
Ok i think i can end game with this eq and next time with patch, thanks
I thought you payed attention, saying with respect
anyways yeah like Penguan said
but wait, he always sells the gear that consists of stalker outift/sunrise or what?
only has AKM and stalker suit
AKMS-74 ❤️
anyways
yeah that's early-game gear
I can end game with seva and storm?
Mister John you don't even ask that
that's a obvious yes
anyways yes you can
aslong as you have enough munition and Seva isn't trashed
In this version allways have 100% condition
oh
hi guys half life 1 free in steam to 20 november https://store.steampowered.com/app/70/HalfLife/
Named Game of the Year by over 50 publications, Valve's debut title blends action and adventure with award-winning technology to create a frighteningly realistic world where players must think to survive. Also includes an exciting multiplayer mode that allows you to play against friends and enemies around the world.
$9.99
78424
96
something is happening
shut up

it only took 24 years to give a game for free
like bruh imagine not owning half life in the first place

just like those ppl who went mad after epic gave gta 5 for free 
hell yeah vin diesel
@urban coralwhere you've been my dude
didn't see u in 2 days u good?
aren't we all
Been busy and tried filling the free time I did have with playing Zelda
oh u have the nintendo switch?
Hell nah
Breath of the Wild isn't the only Zelda game in existence
tried zelda and saw the performance is ass then delete and i didnt know how to change settings
there's alot of them i know
on the gay cube
Based Cube fr
ong fr fr
Half life is free?
yes
but its not for me cuz i own all games made by valve and it shows that its 10$
maybe it show something else for ppl who don't own it
as multiplayer?
i want someone to play shadow warrior 2 with 
solo is ass and the game is kinda dead
Redux Gang
it shows its list price with a 100% discount
if you already own it, it doesn't show the discount i don't think
Is that the phone game
No it doesnt
I don't see discounts on any valve games
And I don't own a lot of them
bruh its a game like doom and its fun af
u should see it
.
you act like im trying to troll, when he saw it too
@steel sapphire im home now
It's still not free
maybe its in certain regions only?
it was
yeah bro everyone is lying you know the truth...
Prob

It is a bit strange, I can see that it's free on the Steam mobile app but not on the desktop program
sophisticated
Provided to YouTube by The Orchard Enterprises
Apprehension and Evasion · Valve
Half-Life 2 (Original Game Soundtrack)
℗ 2020 Ipecac Recordings
Released on: 2020-03-10
Producer: Valve
Auto-generated by YouTube.
@bitter hearth
The hell?
This is subjective
Half Life 1 is boring
Like atleast the combat sucks
It's not a bad game
It's great but for me it's boring
I like HL2 more because it's literally end of the world game
Bro said half life1 sucks 
Thought combat is still mediocre
MORON I SAID HALF LIFE 1 IS BORING FOR ME!
Ahem, sorry
hl1 is an 'end of the world' game too doe
Actually that's true
I see why you like 2 more though, honestly I think I agree
That's what I like about HL as a whole actually
It brought a goofy dark comedy concept of aliens to something anti-human
That's why I hate headcrabs
If I would replay half life it's either by mods or gmod
Black Mesa is cool but it doesn't feel the same
Otherwise I would not stand playing Half Life 1 because the gunplay and movement feels... Just nothing new, I won't say special because I know that 100% fps games nowadays owe their existance to hl
It's just personally it's nothing new
(May 7th 200x)
Yay! I am invited to a special meeting tomorrow
Yay I can propose my crush
Yay I found out I am gonna be a dad
The reasonance cascade:
how is the soundtrack subjective what the hell are you talking about
yeah hl2 soundtrack is better than hl1s, not to call hl1's soundtrack bad
hl2's soundtrack is just better because it remixes many of the songs from 1
nah even still I prefer its originals
Oh no I was just saying that hl1 is boring to me
Also probably used subjective wrongly it seems
One track was ripped from hl1 to route kanal I know but that's not much
Gabe's cunning plan
"Pick up that can."
Hmmm no idea
Well maybe not because of less resources than other places in the world?
Shimmy yay
The gym was playing wap so I took of my headphones and did my exercises so well to that godsend of a song Cardi B is a musical genius
SHUT UP NORWEGIAN BOY
Not route kanal you're thinking of water hazard
Diabolical Adrenaline Guitar
During the helicopter chase
Completely agree
ok
Joking?
Pet it
Real
Sadly my cat with her 2 kittens died
only father and other kitten
😔
And you are?
Ya norwegian?
No.
Uni
Uno
Shut up you don't exist
Like everybody here
We should ban individual existence
What
Philippino Rat?
You are a rat, you are a riddler and now you are batman, who are you?

Hello

Ah yes
Rate my squad
Sucks because you didn't include the best Stalker character

I forgot Scar
Rate it now
Done
YO WE LOVE THIS GUY
Who?
scar
I dont hate

R.I.P.
so over
@gray jetty
am I also good?
Good
That's for you to decide
decide?
I'm not at liberty to say either way
do you guys know any gta servers that talk about all gta games and not just gta 5?
Ok
Idrk as a San Andreas player
you don't know?
You ask this damn question every other day man
You ought to know by now, far more than any of us
I just do my choice
Fake.
and I support both factions
Live Marked One footage
@earnest escarp
MINECRAFT GETTING REALISTIC BABY
@candid cloud wanna know how?
WITH TIMELESS AND CLASSICS
No.
real......

See?
does anyone happen to live in russia I need a package mailed to me
Idk
i know there was at least one or two mates ive seen in this chat
who lived in russia at least they probably did
he asked if any did. not that if you didnt knoe
Oh Ok
It's about that 3dfx that you ordered?
Sorry btw (:
no but its related
i need this
ill compensate you if anyone is able to help me
just trust me when i say its very important
Tried to ask melomaniac?
50/50.
worth a shot
if not for the war this stuff would just be on ebay
but no no no
its gotta be complicated
I don't know from which country is melomaniac, but I know exactly that he speaks russian.
@short willow @subtle veldt

Okay, now fight to the death
You first.
gotta run age of empires on a Lenovo desktop
@candid cloud @void kelp Shall I run Age of Empires to my Dads old lenovo
Do it
Do it
Yo Kuro guy
Sushroom
👍
AND THE IS GOLD EDITION
@void kelp
Pretty :3
:33
Veri gud
There wasn't much to photograph due to the fog
I was
I will play on holidays

@waxen hare

hello stalkers
i need a good stalker mod to play
you can include anomaly but only with good mods that make it fun somehow
aight
Half life is not free for me like wtf 
New Year mood already?
Hell yeah
Waiting for a free steam code for stalker 2 from u as a xmas gift 
I went from asking from 10 codes to one 

Imagine clicking on random links from discord
Last time a friend of mine got his steam account instantly hacked after clicking a link like damn them hax do be fast
i want to wear a kilt
Go back to the catacombs
i'd love to
but according to weather previsions
the conditions will only be acceptable next friday
@steel sapphire somebody made this near the entrance to the catacombs btw
Is that the creator of the doner kebab empire?
red flags you should look for
🇨🇦🇨🇳🇩🇰🇱🇻🇲🇦🇹🇷🇹🇳🇹🇴🇻🇳🇼🇫🇼🇸🇵🇪🇰🇬🇮🇲🇭🇰🇧🇲🇦🇹🇦🇱🇱🇧🇹🇹🇸🇯🇧🇭🇹🇼
ok sorry gonna remove it from red flags list
we should play half life 2 coop together
also the soundtrack in half life is awesome, i love how it gives you that scary vibe, or other vibes
it makes you feel like you are in the game
i loved those like post soviet areas where there was a soundtrack like these, i looked for similar maps on gmod but never found any
same dude
that scary sound that looks like someone is screaming
fr, if you stick around too much it will get creepy
with soundtrack, i really love half life
they did such good job
awesome
i think some of em yeah
Don't ever talk to me again 
we never play that much tho, i only play like with 5 or 6 of the ppl in my friend's list
others are busy or offline
I would rather ad a turk instead of the gay 
you are gay
U have no idea what we do to those kind of ppl in my country 
oh its the meme, kinda like if they see a romanian they call him a theif, if they see an albanian they will tell him, you will take our organs and etc
hes worse
Im a half man half midget 10% robot half demi god
the bomber jokes will be stacking up so fast
same way with me, i got tired of the same joke being said

greek are awesome
Been hearing the same fcking jokes online for the past 10 years 
he also doesnt know that gordon freeman is turkish too
All of them are the same
same
Like i wish they come up with new jokes but no they're the same
hes being held captive by the colombians, we have to save him
Even if u tell me my ip my answer will be is i already know it
im gonna kill my steam, it doesnt wanna launch
Dude talks about a group of ppl that existed way before he was born 
my punches are lethal
All of us aljazera dwellers have lethal punches 
And thicc skin
To handle the cringy jokes
And the turks
aljazera means the island in arabic
thats based
How did Palestine join this convo?
we are sending some too, with the help of egypt
shawarm better
me?
oh aight
Guess we'll never know
We get rid of on turk dude and another one comes
Few days ago was the 100th year of Republics Day
They're like the hydra 
It was 29th october
Hydra Dominatus
Why everyone wearing Christmas hat on their pfp
I removed your alt account from my steam btw 
I can care less tbh
Bro gave me a lv0 account with 0 games owned to be friends with
Bro
Doesn't want to show his vac banned account 
I dont have a vac banned account
I had old accs But I thought they were gonna stolen
so I created over and over
I getting Emails that requested to log in
Cuz of the cheat websites u download from

Xmas is coming soon
China of all places 
Never used cheat

There's alot of things i don't believe in this world and a turk who never uses cheats is one of them 
I dont use in steam
all I can do is third party but thats still
Like crosshair
oooo tell me more ;)
No
Can't risk me getting banned 
Don't want to add another permanent server ban to the collection 
He is from Latvia
Latvia is not even a real country
bros said his country is not real
Latvia, just like estonia and denmark, isnt real
You said you live in Iraq?
Bro is literally asking ppl where im from after me literally telling him where I'm from
Just in case
Now that's next level brain damage
Bro You said Latvia and Iraq both
This?
ok
?
I'm from Mexico
We use the legion dinnarios from new vegas
Oh
Then why you said we have borders with ya
Oh

Bruh
You didnt tell your country is mexico
Oh mb
No politics 
Bro
How I know that you fooling
all time?
what is it with turk dudes and this pic
every turkish guy i know on the internet uses it
Yeah
This also interested me as turk
Krater @urban coral
Krater my beloved
Check the chat above
Wat it B
Oh no...
I should've told them im from sweden
For krater but i went with new vegas 
My friend Caesar says Krater for life
Ah, so you're a skirt boy?
?
You're a skirt boy
You meant femboy?
Skirt boy, femboy, legionary
Or tranny
Same thing, really
We talking abt FoNV?
Bro took the bait and thought i live in a country from a video game
Turks are smart ppl 
Ik the FoNV cuh
The Mojave is not a country
This is a lie 
....
I told him im from new vegas and this dude thought im from Mexico
And we use the legion money 
YOU SAID THAT BOZO
Wait, New Vegas? Mehico? Bruh 
The only people from Mexico in this server are in #💬┃ua_offtop 
I swear i had the most retarded convo in my life with this dude
I literally gave him every single clue about where i live and he doesn't have a clue
they also fake
Mexico for life
I said Iraq And you said no 
He's Greek
wrxer is greek?
Yeah turkey is not real and they belong to greece
what? nitrogen?
Maybe
Nimble 

The fall of Constantinople, also known as the conquest of Constantinople, was the capture of the capital of the Byzantine Empire by the Ottoman Empire. The city was captured on 29 May 1453 as part of the culmination of a 53-day siege which had begun on 6 April.
The attacking Ottoman Army, which significantly outnumbered Constantinople's defend...
Cope and seethe, gree*oids
Idk but this WRXer guy Fooling me
Real
You gonna fool this time?
Nope
Damn I like Ikeas
Krater 
Ik you guys also created strongest cars
Me and crimson are from sweden
Volvo
We neighbors in real life btw
You wrong on Crimson
Crimson is from Netherlands
We play krater lan all the time

Nah he's swedish
Nah, I'm from Frisia, actually
Post apocalyptic sweden
You've got the wrong vikings in mind, WRXer

Shush lars 
Frisia is in Netherlands
Amen
Real

this is the 20th time someone used the nword in a meme and hasnt gotten banned, keep going guys, you will break a new record
Krater
Keep going, mah fellow koku-jins 
to all my koku-jins across the world
maybe breaking is the way it works
he do be doing the hentai anime weeb run
helopm im fsuffering haha yo im mad faded right now U wan me to strfagt start playn HALO DEMO ?? that hl:k@WAS my shit!! back in the day. playin on the LAN fam i aint kno how 2 shoot tho i jus run em over wit da warthogg untiklm they B00T ME frkolm 手ェsurver VIEWS FROM THE 6 WAS NOT AS goodf asz IFRTITL buut sureas fuckin!hell bette...
Real
Is that the Rice field guy?
@urban coral rice field guy
Hello, you royal boobs
Who?
oh wait
Yo Krezzin
Long Time no see man
sup
I SAW HIM!
someone turned on the ai again
I saw no one.
lies
what is sumo
What sumo


