#💬┃en_offtop
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shut up kuro you child lover
You disgust me kuro
Tampico, smack his nuts

im cutting your head off and placing it on a effigy
The only women who wear overalls over the age of 12 are painters, blue collar workers, and people who want to look 12
get me the flamenwerfier
flammenwerfer
yeah whatever i dont speak korean
deutchenlarper
Sorry we only have the flammenwerfiest
why is discord eating half a gig of ram
i thought chrome is the one to eat that much not discord
it eats up to 2-3 gigs during a stream
quite easy tbh
still got no idea how it deals 38k
yeah i have no clue
even while it's broken
i think the dude hacked to max legendary lv
then found the legendary sword and put the mst broken ad ons on it
well perhaps because it got 4 kings, it's yellow rarity and it's from the 250 legend lvl
yeah as i said the dude was max lv legend lv
ikr
makes sense
sad thing is the bundle of 2000 swords is gone
the 2000 turned into 1 :(
i gave u 1 and i have one more
u can get more rare stuff like that just try to join random ppl cuz there's always a 90% chance there's a hacker there that drops items
he's in my game
its him
the only thing i didn't test is enable invasion and test the sword on the invader and see if its a one hit kill
is that logan paul wearing the famous green hat but in minecraft?
probably it wont
Why tf u have obsession on this clown
do I
I saved him
burh man screw cicero
a clown and an assassin
i wish i had friends to play dayz
Nawhhhh, cicero epic, astrid was retarded
they both
You font have a lot of dance gif
they just bored from running all the time and get wacked by a mosin
dark brotherhood questline overally was retarded
Fr
even in terms of skyrim
i did it for the OP sword that stuns with every hit
I hope you find them 😊
oblivion dark brotherhood was way ahead of it's successor
yeah shit's op
I wish i had option to play skyrim/oblivion/morrowind for the first time again 😔
skyrim still alive cuz of the modders and the ones who add them huge anime titty characters as helpers
🫶
literally me
Frfrrrrrrfrrr
thats a little kid
I wish more boombs would nuke this land of weirdos
😭😭😭
so am I
guh
@bitter spruce we have a new excuse
Literally Japan have shops where they sell used female underwear
nah man I'm underage
she's a kid and so do i
every pedo says that
and I never really said anything about her it's just a gif
underage and a mod? damn😔
"just a gif" surely
jfc man
Every weeb
i mean i was also close to becoming a mod but i dodged that thing
Does it mean that you love...
diks yes
what
🫡
go back to UA chat
thts anime man
?
you're not allowed here
don't
🥴
real
he is allowed here
And me? 
english only chat we dont accept mexicans here
🥴 x2
today i became a veteran and tomorrow and shall build the wall
I would've sent certain gif but it'd be too much
you're a mod
dont be scared
Fr
rules are rules
Chinese wall?
yes

Mods on this server like to mute people for no reason so you can do everything u want
😭
And how tf u are a mod when you are underaged?
¡Oh mi! ¡¡Soy mexicano!!
lmao why
bro i got timeout for a day for no reason and whenever i ask a mod why they never answer
why can't I
i dont like the mod team anymore...
mod abuse no equality
Fr*
what is hans saying, is it intelligent
Mods are not cool
average id say
This is offtop channel not general and u can get muted
yeah man I get it
you even got it in your discord status
chill tf out
boycott the underage mods
-Hans (Opinion disregarded)

that's bio
as if that changes anythign
U literally worship UPA, so stfu
cant expect much
Fr
now I know why you're getting mutes
oh sure
Hypocrisy
because someone on the internet made fun of you D:
thats not a reason for the mute tbh
making fun of a pfp is an insult?
you hurt my feelings... muted!!!
here now no
sure, thats reason for bans, specialy Hans
who are you
me
hi
hello
:D
a guy that speaks mexican in the UA chat
:)
overally it's this reddit kind of attitude
U don't know what this man was writing here
Yo también hablo español hermano.
What's a reddit kind of attutide?
so true bro
ci senior
"uhhmm humm you're redditors!"
what
ducttape feelings he meant
the exchange
is that a jew asking for money gif?
yeah
"give me my shelings"
"nuh uh"
@bitter sprucebtw the dude in your pfp is that aiden from dyinglight 2?

what
I love elfs though.
i saw something in the rat pic
ai generated pic of a guy drinking tampico
its more than that ozzy
its literally a pic of aiden from dyinglight 2

AI do be stealin
blahblah
@rough patio
hi
and when u click on it it says another name
which all dudes can relate
Wha
hello
hop on
on what
Smoldingushaver

😭
its not my main account i made this as a joke then i got stuck with it then i made a new one and bought all the games i want

VCVVVV
Def ur main account, u have hentai games
u think i joined this server without owning stalker?
yeah
you seem dumb enough for that
I have stalker on GoG
i dont own stalker, i own MONOLITJHsg

No way, i found a coin
😔
Sperm bank
lmao what
what
can i get an invite back to your server@bitter spruce
why did you leave
So like how Russians call beer bread?
It tastes good
latvian kvass imo
Like beer +-
Are you here ?
Halal
brandy 
we sell kvass in barrels in the summer (poured into plastic cups). a couple of years ago there was a situation when the seller went to the toilet and some child wanted to steal kvass fell into the barrel and drowned, then they sold this kvass for half a day without knowing that a dead body was floating in it
shut your mouth han solo
extra taste
Han solo 😭
now I buy kvass only in bottles

I also wanted to show the rats from the front and their size (even bigger than in Stalker)
Drowning in a barrel... now that's a skill issue.
bigger than the ones in france and newyork?
unfortunately, they said that you can't throw something like that, so if anyone is interested, I can send it in a PM
Wanna see?
hell nah
Oh. They fell into the top of the truck?
definitely? the rat is bigger than the kalash
what do u guys feed them
babushka mistakes rats for chickens?
or the other way around
as far as I understood, a 10-year-old guy fell into a barrel (head down), lost consciousness and died, the barrel closed from above. since he wanted to steal, no one was nearby and no one saw it
the country has been at war for 2 years, what do you think they eat? the Internet is full of videos about pigs, cats and dogs (homeless)
My eng is not so good i dont know another word xd
Its got optimal eye position.
Can you buy the physical lamp later, or is it just a Physical Preorder Exclusive?
i want a lamp
To attract moths

Catсh it
im ther moth
i want one
Another one
Make one.
Don't have fireball
Damn
Did someone call my name 
Whisky 
kvass
Vodka
Have you ever taste it?
lol, are you saying that you don't even eat candy that has a small amount of alcohol? about 1.5 percent?
not even 0.1%
Wow
no alcohol and no pork
Kebab?
who the hell make kebab using pork
as i said westerners love to ruin other culture's food
You muslim?
Bro we have mosques
and u have nightclubs
and Im muslim
I believe allah and prophet Muhammed
THATS FOR TOURISM 
don't u guys drink that white arak stuff or whatever it called in the morning
mixed with water
Turkish Tea?
Its not white
but We drink it on mornings
Bro
Turkey got Mosques
and Nightclubs are for Foreigners and for Tourism
how old are u? 
They mostly on Cities who got Tourism
Bro Im just saying
why you even asked it
...
They don't trust xd
Afghanistan is also Muslim and they grow poppies and other bad things
Well
If he doesnt he doesnt
the americans made them do it plus i think they dont have anything else to do
and yeah i wouldn't call them muslims
America's going back 2.5 years ago from Afghanistan
everyone now says he's a muslim all the sudden
even andrew shaite
Reason: Bad word usage
And who's Muslim? Xd
bruh
we never left lol
I would show you what hijabs girls wear in some countries
Poppies are a bad thing?
WTF?
heroin
Poppy seeds are widely used in food items here.
Yeah
they use the method of terrorists like isis and abuse woman and force ppl for religion and other stuff
(And no, not Afghanistan)
in afghanistan it was mostly processed into heroin then sold into pakistan
Wait
Damn.
Me glad we don't turn it to heroin.
OTOH, we got heroines.
lol
real"muslims" never forces religion on others you're free to be whatever u want and no one will give a sht
we're not the ones who judge u in the end
I think afganistan produces like 80% of all heroin in the world
Could you open pm for 2 msg?
u send furry born no thank u
No

Damn, man afraid of furries.
well
Also, didn't the WRX get suicided by Subaru?
Just wonna to send photo from metro
Man
the game?
Wanna see?
Religion is all about belief. Forcing it on others = conversion and extremism, not religion.
@hot wasp Why you so Ignorant of Turkey for not being muslim?
Hijab wear
see what?
@carmine forge , which game I should play?
steam
Rockstar Games Launcher.
No one said LZMA.dll.
yep
Is that original Hot Pursuit or Remastered?
Imagine playing with a DLL.
That's like playing with kids' toys.
Remastered.
Uncultured.
calls himself flaccid snake
both are the same
No.
Remastered = worse visuals, worse textures, 3 cars missing from original.
Really?
Then why does this exist?
And this. They exist for a reason.
EA took console version, added DLC and good to go.
Depends.
who cares when its not a very popular game
Rivals = good, but not as much as HP.
Are you serious right now?
Hot Pursuit was received positively upon release; review-aggregating website Metacritic gave the PlayStation 3 version an aggregate score of 89/100,[121] the Xbox 360 version 88/100,[123] and the PC version 86/100.
On 1 February 2011, on EA's financial result report of Q3 2010 was it mentioned that the game has sold more than 5 million units.
now compare it to heat
project quaran?
or or most wanted 2005
Play EA 

Heh...Hot Pursuit 2010 sold more than all later games.
NFS mw2005 my beloved
And nothing can match MW 2005, but that's an older game.
All games by EA = garbage.
Rivals was good for the visuals.
I can't buy additional space for storage + it's only one place.
It was still the same driving as HP 2010.
name a new good game made by EA?
HP 2010 was the last good game.
Everything later is garbage.
Play Idk
Mass Effect: Andromeda's a great game too, but that's another franchise.
The Run was.
Dead Space, but Denuvo...
lies
Denuvo installers can die.
I don't want to waste the guns which I own.
Dude...ME: A is the best of the franchise, followed by ME1, ME2 and ME3.
Too...limited.
Run had no free-roam. And courses being repeated...
And the handling...seriously?
Massive eater 1/2/3?
Car never turned.
you say that me:a was the best? seriously?
Yes.
Mass Effect... 🤦
are you ok?
Mass effect is trash
that game was ass
After playing all 4 ME games, yes.
One of the worst games ever i dunno how ppl liked it
Handling is bad - reason Frostbite engine, but yet you can get it right. Drift is Gas + Gas or just the Handle Brake.
Would rather play postal instead
ME1 was good, but not as good as Andromeda. No character development. ME2 didn't have a good core story, but great character development. ME3 was trash except for the ending.
2 was the best, but let down by its combat, 3 was awesome but let down by its ending, 1 is a classic but with shit combat
Well, we're talking opposite points.
yeah
I only liked ME3's ending. Rest of the game was garbage.
Reason: Bad word usage
ME1's combat = best with the infinite ammunition.
whoops
Thermal clips can die in a dumpster fire.
ME2 was...eh...50-50.
I'm just in shock that you liked me3s ending
Andromeda was literally the only one I loved playing.
did you play me3 when it released or after the ending dlc?
Well, I also liked Kai Leng's ambush. Taking the omni-tool out and stabbing him was fun.
you've got to be having me on
After. With all the other options (destroy, control, synthesis, no choice)...
You can treat me as if I'm trolling, but I'm not...I hated the whole of ME3 except the end.
ok that makes a bit of sense, still wasn't a great ending
And Cerberus...man, they got done cheap. Real cheap.
I like cheese
agreed
Eh, well...I was fine with it. I guess it's about preferences.
man I respect your opinion but completely disagree with almost everything you said
Don't worry...the feeling's mutual, but I'm honestly glad we can disagree in a civil manner.
Your response is miles better than a lot of others' I've gotten over various things.
the main thing I loved about the 3 main games was that the story and character writing (for the most part) was amazing, but I find the inverse with me:a, the writing was painfully bad apart from a handful of character moments
the story is what really did it for me, I hated chasing after unexplained dumb mcguffins
I like ass
Well, that's the exact opposite of me, both of your points.
Also, you got to remember...the original is a trilogy, while Andromeda never got a sequel.
Lot more space for Shepard to spread out.
I think even with a trilogy or sequel me:a would have suffered as it seemed to lack the things that made the originals so endearing
How did we end up talking about mass effect 
We started from religion and ended up at mass effect like wtf 
Well...again, we're on opposites.
ME1 was great, then ME2 wore me down and by ME3, I wanted to get rid of it. And when I got to Andromeda...the freedom, the change and the great setting, characters and story made it a real breath of fresh air.
And the original's military nonsense can die in a dumpster fire too.
fair enough, but military nonsense?
Systems Alliance is so in the face, I could punch Hackett and knock them all out multiple times.
From the games which I own.
ah
Everything is all about serving the military and being a good soldier.
Andromeda = lawless frontier. A lot more fun.
until you start punching reporters
Phuck the Systems Alliance.
Or the rest of the military forces. You can't even act independent as a Spectre.
It's as BS as it gets.
I'd rather punch the Earth government.
And the Council.
u always have the weirdest games installed
Over-bearing idiots.
You wanted me to stream Panzer Knights.
trust me, from my experience its accurate to reality
Wtf when?
I never asked u for a thing other than play steam 
I was mocking u about that anime game 
Mom*
Of course.
Sure, but I'm playing a game.
Authority can die.
Especially those idiots on the Council who don't even accept Reapers after one literally crashed into the Citadel.
Many roles and u dont play stalker and u said that your pc cant run stalker
My pc can't run cop above 55 fps on outside parts
He stalks people in the server.
Stalker. 😉
I guess
fair enough, the main thing I loved in the first game which i'm sad didn't really make it into the sequels was the art style and designs, the stuff that looked like solaris and total recall
And I can't run some mods with gunplay like lost alpha
the remaster ruined it too
Never saw the original Total Recall and didn't know about Solaris ever, but I can understand.
U can run mordhau but not stalker?
I can run soc and cs with anomalies clusters giving me fps issues
Mordhau is very optimised but I still run it at 50 fps
It looks like Minecraft
Never played the re-master, only the originals.
Re-masters = cash grabs.
EA = good at cash-grabs.
hopefully you'll get your dream pc soon
But I'm so never playing the original trilogy ever again.
Probably not for another decade

literally the inverse for me
@teal oraclelots of racist word usage on that other server right?
Yep...we're polar opposites, but hey...we had a civil discussion.
I can't appreciate it enough.
@hot wasp 45 fps on this map
theres still time to change the civil bit
"civil"
wtf am i watching
is that a ps1 game
i didn't even know u can lower the graphics this much
Daaaaamn those graphics are insane
Hello
actually more impressed than shocked
HOLY SHIT
I'd rather not. 😆
45 FPS with nothing loaded in.
That's rich. I played at 5-10 FPS in HZD.
Well
Donate for my pc lol
if you're near me i would've sent u my pc to use for a month or 2
@candid cloudits like you're playing dodge ball

the biggest weirdos on the internet is Gmod players
cant expect much from ppl that play Nazi RP
as all other rp players
except the harry potter one
ahh yes i think cuz of hogwarts legacy
what about grown men playing mlp games
mlp?
Grown man blocked me for no reason.
My little pony.
Reason: Bad word usage
That's all for today.
ohhhh as i said all of them are weirdos except for the harry potter one and they got canceled so its over
i heard alot of nasty things about some gmod servers
yeah alot of pedos and old ppl being friends with under age players
or those reetards who donate a ton of money to unlock cosmetics or roles in some servers
weirdos
@candid cloudthe game u were just playing was always like this? or is it now modded af
just run and die to one hit
Siege is most of the like this: run -> hit/miss -> die at the point.
and u find that fun?
Isn't it like most of the games?
but hey cant judge u cuz no good mp games out there
all trash so yeah
like a month ago i downloaded a game with a community of 30

made with source mod and its capture the flag
Some people to that, but not all.
The funny thing that the devs are up to add/change something in game.
Or that's what I think.
once the game dies ubisoft abandon
dont expect sht
expect one thing only from them
which is pulling the plug and killing online
Killed mp for old games 
like what they did to alot of their older titles
Well, some days ago MP had a server shutdown, and like during the night it was fixed.
the game is on life support so remember my words
they will kill it soon
or or
free on epic gays
put option 1 is better
cuz its a rented server

Well, let's see.
Canyon, Valley, Turbo, Stadium and Shootmania under the Maniaplanet app, maybe around 3K or more.
But not more than 4-5K.
i think EA is the only one keeping their old game servers running
like BF hardline community is gathered in one server
the whole game community playing on one server
NFS: UC - no servers.
NFS: TR - No servers.
I think some of the old BF has no support.
sht i think bf 1942 servers still up to this day
NFS games die cuz no one enjoy racing mp
but BF is something else
(Captions added)
This video is the story portrayal of the iconic flash game, Strike Force Heroes. This is my childhood game, I played it back in 2012 and it still as stuck with me all these years. When I found out the game is getting a remake, I chose to make a video summarizing the story of the original game.
CHECK OUT THE REMAKE (Release 11/1...
Is this a @candid cloud moment
the video is loud af
I can like go, download the remake of sfh and play it.

And with that check the changes which they did.
Because I haven't played the game after 0.20 version came out, or something.
Stop liking children
But lars she's not young she's short 
Not you too
Pedos both of you

I miss that game so much
I can stream the remaster tomorrow.
Can u stop with the gmod shitposts pls
plachu o eto
Gooners
someone get this man some anti aliasing
Dont diss the metrocop like that
sfh mentioned
pb2 bros is it over
mordhau is trashhhh
Nvm not worth

Sup
:3
Hello
Another battlelars W
Real
Your opinion is invalid
You just don't like the game because it takes more skill
Like in For Honor.
Real
For honor devs with their 4 dollar budget from Ubisoft:
(They can’t possibly hope to appease the community)
Mordhaus all hand viewmodels clip into weapons 
Sounds like a skill issue
Our 7 year old hardly working game doesent have that issue 
Because you don't have first person
The only bad changes so far was the last two heroes and removing Wardens absolute dump truck
They added dump truck with new Archduke dlc
Yes that was an actual bug
Yes it was funny

My man has no cake no more 😔
Truly a tragedy
Ubisoft is a trash company and fck for honor and the fans of for honor 
Anyone here read some of the light novels from the japanese overlord series?
Atleast some of us have friends 
No friends but i play good games
You don’t even play games 
Can't send the version with B-word.
Collection*
You: Owns CoDMW2 Vault Edition.
I said i bought it with friends cuz they said no new cod for 2 years and we all stopped playing since the leaks of the new cod
From season 2
The only time i pre order something from trashvision and it ended up being good 
Activision never scams ppl 
How’s your games doing mr hentai fapper supreme 
Click on it and check the other name
This is a normal thing to have 
Tell me what ‘’good’’ games do you play then?
Fortnite?

Play AVN 
Lies
I was having a blast with my friends yesterday
How are your friends doing 
Did miss out a few things
Couldent hang out with irl friends because I dident have time 
Also dnd was cancelled 
playing outlast trails
but u dont have irl friends

a for honor player with real friends
Meanwhile you have none 
average ubisoft fan behavior 


which one?
This one
how is it british 
He’s a brit
I knew it
Only a Brit could be so revolting 
Hm
I should use my garbage editing skills and shady websites to make comics


Since I’ve gotten into dnd I’ve always wanted to visualize our current campaign
Since I can’t draw I will make them myself somehow 
@candid cloudme want thailand
He wants all the ladyboys to himself 
we want ladyboys
I KNEW IT
I READ YOU LIKE A BOOK
btw i asked a question like a week ago
YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU ABSOLUTE CANDLESTICK
how do they populate in thailand?
Steal femboys from Poland
Isent that right @rough patio
Yes
Constant need of polish imports 
@teal oracleu should try outlast trails
No
I want to buy amnesia the bunker
And I want to keep playing lethal company with friends
And not be lonely like you 
bro outlast trails is fun af with friends and scary af
horror with an objective and naked men run after u
This is how you sound rn
some wants u to get high on weed and some wants to shank u
its so fun
plus if you're really bored and dont want to play missions just join a lobby and play chess with randoms

trash game
I have officially not touched For honor in a week
He has worse takes than a person with an anime pfp
Mods, crush his skull
congrats
Shut up you gambler
Go back to wasting money on tank game
You slave!
Your 14
Go back to kindgertarten
I dox you
Clearly you have never played with friends
Oh wait 

Ozelov, laugh at this man
theres alotta games that suck when playing alone but are tons of fun with friends
Fr
as i said i prefer to play solo and play good games rather than play trash games with friends
says the guy who plays for honor
whole point of barotrauma is interaction between crew members in stress situations
Shittiest take this week
Beamng, minecraft, Squad, Baro, Spacehulk Deathwing, etc.
it's his personal preference after all
if i game is fun with friends then it aint trash
bro every game can be fun with friends no matter how trash it is
back for blood
its trash with randoms but for some reason its fun with friends
You seeing this shit
His takes keep getting worse
Your traumatising my cat how could you 
sht takes but at least my "friends"dont use the nword every 5 seconds cuz they say its funny
I'd suggest changing topic
Why do you think I’m not friends with them 
being gay is gay?
How homosexual


topic changed
why
its easy for them to get a job and if u refuse they cancel u
you just go see hr in te place you want to work in you do an interview and they may hire you
start young
im 14 and i got a job
@lucid crowhow do u know stuff about work and jobs when you're under 18
I had an experience
how do you not know shit about work and jobs when ur over 18
😹
wait are you over 18?
real
Real
if Lars is over18 im gonna delete my steam account
btw yes what is this steam profile nickname 😭 how'd you even come up with this
same joke and screenshot over and over and over
Check @hot wasp description 
not an offence just curious
mozart said it so i stole it
Real

@lucid crowhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart displayed scatological humour in his letters and multiple recreational compositions. This material has long been a puzzle for Mozart scholarship. Some scholars try to understand it in terms of its role in Mozart's family, his society and his times; others attempt to understand it as a result of an "impressive list" of psy...
my boy wants his ass licked fast 

i watched a video on youtube and there was some guy using the same name in csgo
so i stole it
like 5 years ago
makes sense then
and discord is not updating the name even tho i changed it like 10 times
i think i need to unlink and link again but meh keep it as it is
name looks good 
.
plus its not my main account and i dont use it alot
i open it once a week just to check
@lucid crowif u start dying light 2 tell me so i can give more OP weapons
check what
I'd like to explore the game first and try it myself
check on the account and see if something is happening
ty anyway for suggestion
yeah ok but whenever u want stuff or money just tell me im rich af in the game plus i can drop u max lv weapons

good game but i wish they gave the dlc for free just like the promised after game release
im not paying 30$ to poland fck that
no way man
it cost them a dozen of million dollers just to get this dlc released
i swear they said it and they will give the first dlc's for free
and then they backed up
average polish scam
how much money they made on game launch?
1.1million player on steam at the same time
and u have the consoles
at least give us the first dlc as a compensation and we're sorry on the broken launch
but no u gotta pay homie
yeah and capitalisation of company reduced from 15 mil dollars to 2,2 millions or smth like that
for some reason
you cant make money out of thin air
they said it not me dude
yep
on the launch day i stayed awake till 3AM and played the game just to see it crash as soon as u open the bar door to go outside
like insta crash
poland games💪💪💪
💩
but why did it have to be like:
Project Red - "the game is not finished"
gamers - "dont care release it anyway!"
gamers - "omg this game is not finished!!!!"
7 years for an unfinished game yeah right
stalker 2:
78k of idiots
