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I wanted to be riddler
Lets see my greek friends reaction
@lucid crowone time i joined some randoms and a dude dropped all of us a legendary broken sword that can deal alot of damage and kill almost all type with a hit or 2
for some reason he dropped it in bundles and gave me 2000 piece 
i can give u some
yeah
he dropped like 20k sword bundles but i dropped alot cuz the inventory was full

plus u cant repair the sword for some reason
the sword stat says its broken and needs repair
but no matter what i did i couldn't repair it
im downloading the game now and i can drop it to u in an hour
the armord huge dude if u knock down his armor he will die in 2 hits

based
sure

🫡
дуже дякую всім допобачення
scari
Krater
Krater
Hey, Ashot. What the Hell!
Maow
Precisely

kitty
Skibidi
+Tf2
On tf2 community servers every 3rd person has a soundboard and they spam skibid toilet or creeper sound
I meant the videos
this one
which is cringe af
@granite reef Alright found the perfect one


Ghost
so annyoing and they think they are funny
at least my soundboard is up to date with memes and no cringe sht
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Party Party Zoolander (Remix) · Muppet DJ · SECA Records · HNK
Party Party Zoolander (Remix)
℗ 2022 Muppet DJ
Released on: 2022-12-30
Producer: Muppet DJ
Producer: SECA Records
Producer: HNK
Music Publisher: Tim Mosley
Music Publisher: Justin Timberlake
Music Publisher: Nelly Furtado
Music Publishe...
real
little girle citizen from Constantinople
what
thats me

Me coping harder
You feel me, @hot wasp ?!?!?

sadge
So sadge
If only there were a way to speed up time
Well, you're in luck!
I present to you
Krater 
Heavy one still better, ngl
i dont know whats more wrong with this video
the half life map or the fact theres like 16 survivors
Have you never played community servers
nope not once
I should buy Christmas stuff for my cat
Maybe
kitty
Gitty
Harmonicat
Real
Fake
Real
You know, I think I'll give Kill Team a go
Smaller and takes less time than typical 40k, so it sounds neat
And I assume the more tactical nature and stuff like Spec Ops should be cool as well
You play 40 k ?
Only played it once
You already know what army I got
It's really not that hard to figure out 
Yeah but im talk about pc gaming
Obviously
Dawn of War and Space Marine
It's how I got into mah bois
Sorta, at least
I'm have too
Do u have stalker version
Nyet
You have old pc ?
Trash PC
Gpu ?
Gotta play STALKER on low fr
Some unknown internal GPU
I have old 970 geforce
Do you have an idea to bought a new pc ?
When you planning to bought? In 2024?
About 4-5 years ago
😦
you have such big expenses or you have such expensive computers?
Bruh
Are you live in gb?
I have 1 idea how can you buy pc and didn't pay a taxes,
- You need to go in Whatever EU country
- Bought PC make a TAX free
- and return to home, in that case you have a cash back
Since when your pc sucked?
I always thought you were cracked
I hate this
Damn, great idea
If only they weren't EU taxes 
@candid cloud
They returned vat when you bought in EU zone and make tax free with your goods
Maybe you have family somewhere in Britain or another country ?
Nah
agagsgsgaagss
Yo
True
boo hoo love nod, i love rebellion but i pay taxes
weakling
Says the one who paid 25 bucks for a sandwich which poisoned you
Dumbass 
Mexican weirdo
we dont have taxes in my country 
My taxes go anywhere but my country
plus the falafel sandwich is like 60cents
Based American
dont they give your tax money to is"nt"real?
It's definitely real and beating dumbo asses 
Nay thee
Wise words.
whenever they get themselves in fights they go to papa America for help
Truly 
Right, because it's them who start them, right? 
ah yes "we" the ones who bomb and do airstrikes like we own alot of jets

Real
Hell yeah, owner brooothers.
Weren't you from Afghanistan or something?

btw why didn't EU or the US accept the holocaust jews? instead they threw them to the middle east?
It would explain why you sometimes speak Mexican 
yes im from taliban 
Funky, Tusken Raider 
they should've made israel in EU or the US and nothing would've happened but no
give them poland

Israel has always been Israel lmao
nope
Maybe I should install this game.
Yes
Play Krater instead
they existed after the WW2
Right
cuz of america

So Israel magically appeared after WW2
check history and old maps and it's always been palestine not israel

check the history dude

potato pc having ass
Real 

"Check history"
Reads a history book from library
Man, I don't know where you found that information, all I can found is how my motherland showed up.

That's when it officially got recognized as a nation kek
both give the same answer
I still wonder how het got a can of rations on that
what is he cooking?
a skyrim cheese?
Ration.
how did he stick the metal thing to it?
Made a hole with a knife probably.
He's not a smart man
Real Sticks Moment
yeah the metal bar will go hot and burn the inside
or is it a stick
Wood
At least, I could look if Discord loaded the pic
wait snake can eat food?
Real
in mgs5 he never ate anything or drink
guess the older he gets the less food he eat
Uh, should I spoil?
finished the game twice go ahead no spoilers
Punished Snake
Even if the majority call him "Venom" Snake
how do u know about mfs5 when your pc cant run the game?
I's B a kno'er
He owns my PC and it can run mgs5 
Fake'r
Tru`e.
ga'y
Agreed with WRXer
No way.
Yes road
Krater
postal
Krater
Postal2
Krater: Shadows over Solside
postal paradise falls
Hey guys. I have a question, I got a meme I wanna post but I can't post it because I wrote in the meme channel and I'm on cooldown. Is somebody down to post the mem for me?
Burnout Paradise
Postal: Not an average postman simulator.
agreed
Is it a STALKER meme?
Yes sir
🤝
Burnout Paradise Remastered.
Can I DM it to you?
Aye, sure
It's a very innocent, based clip

DMs are open, if I'm right
i smell something fishy
Hot garbage doesn't even work
pbly from krater
pc issue
Nah, Krater based
Nah, this time, it's a game issue
Imagine "remastering" an old game and making it not work
stop playing on potato pc's and everything should be fixed
Not to mention the fact I can no longer access my EA account
brain issue
Nah
cuz u forgot the password os something
Rip C&C4
Real

@urban coral I DM'ed you if you didn't notice
Ah, sorry. The new Message Request wackage doesn't show up
I understand
I'mma take a look
Splendid, vid doesn't load
@urban coralu should buy a pc from turkey its only 400% in price
It's the underbarrel 'nade launcher meme, tho
Already been posted here? That's ok
Based nonetheless
Sure sounds like an idea. Not a good idea, but it's definitely an idea 
Real
That's unfortunately the best I can do for now @void kelp
That's how underground it is - literally 
That works brother, thank you so much
u mean the game where u only have a crosshair and no hand and u die to one hit? not thank u
not even a visible gun in hand only crosshair

Basically anomaly.
With super-duper realistic mod.
The world deserves C&C Generals Renegade 
But it deserves C&C4 Renegade more 
EA would get alot of money if they remaster the good C&C games
like zero hour or red alert
all they did is remake the first ever C&C and its trash
the what?
You know the ones that have Kane in it? the Brotherhood of Nod? GDI? Tiberium?
They won't remaster this.
True

no idea how did those end in my library
i swear i find new games every day
i own some horror games even i don't like horror games
Like C&C Tiberium universe games
Horror haters broooothers.
we should play this game
I'm always talking about C&C3 and 4, but bro doesn't know Tiberium universe 
even crimson can run that game
i dont know trash games 
except for renegade
Yikes opinion, bro
C&C3 Gang
C&C4's scene is just way, way too small
I'm honestly even surprised usually 5 people are on at the same time
i own all games from valve and this one ppl say that they get brain damage from it

in total?
Currently in-game kek 
and yeah dont forget the ppl who play online on the pirated version
He insta rage quit
dudes with potato pc's always play niche games
Not exactly possible, kek
they do it here in my country my dude 
yeah cuz its not popular
Nah, you need an online account and need to be connected all the time 
bruh
Oh, did I forget to mention that it's not a finished game and was, in a way, the very first time EA decided to do the silly? How terrible of me 
If only it were finished and didn't have extremely dumb decisions
its one of the best games
strategy wise and u will enjoy it i bet
plus u can run it
Shusheth the fricketh up
shesh kebab?

the dude from the screenshot is doing the same

C&C4 still better, though
krater
fan support
Literally non-existent
Yes, don't put your hand into that
Yeah
Like WDYM I CANT MAKE THIS MATERIAL TRANSPARENT IT IS LITERALLY GLASS
Nuh-uh u can't
IM GONNA SPEAK KETTLE
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Why would you want to put glass into a blender, anyway?
And how would that make it transparent?
Im gonna
trans parent?
Im gonna stop existing
Oof

cats are not real
so do birds
I wish they were
Good luck, I hope you'll finally be able to put that glass in the blender and make it transparent, just like you want
the government made cats to spy on ppl
And dogs
yes
Anyway I installed a Half life mod that replaces the Satchel Charge model with maxwell
That's why I got both
Why'd you shower react a cat lmao
cats hate water cuz when u water them they malfunction
The cat is stinky
What a friendly cat
He looks unreal
He probably hates it
Free him
@urban coralyour opinion on this game?
🚿
You are stinky.
:<
Proof?
There will be none.
Real 
A funni
heat seeking pineapple
haram except of its 0% alcohol
Bro probably never even seen C&C4, let alone played it

It breaches International law
Today is Ryan goslings birthday
happy bday
Wait, it's literally my birthday?
So, your birthday?
Me af
Real
I'm right tho 
as i said i own all of them and never played them except for zero hour

Pretty yikes
I demand you to
react C&C too
it would be hella fun
Cops & Robbers exists
no i meant they made the game open world but feels bland
Bro legit just said Generals: Zero Hour is bad 
True
cop chases and extra stuff would made the game better than nfs
It already is
Then you're a smooth brain
and you're a brain washed EA worshipper
Nah
Nah
yah
Nah
YAH
Nah
YAH
Nah
yah
Nah
Favorite Boost type?
which game?
Uh, Burnout Paradise?
Speed Boost?
i dunno the name
Yellow Boost
Aggression Boost Gang
why did they add bikes?
Thanks
is it really your bday?
Yes
no joke fr?
im one year and 4 days older than u
Happy birthday, by the way

Today and 24th of February
today u were borned and on the 24th on feb they introduced u to krater?
Not Shaman enough
No, was born on both days
so your mom tried to give birth to u this day and u refused and went back in for 3 months?

Nah
are u high?
i'm addicted to jet in fallout
Would that affect me?
VATS user detected
no wonder u like c&c4
btw how is jack always online?
As is mine
u have your off
Nah
yah
Nah
yah
Nah
Yah
Nah
YAH
Nah
alright u win its always on
Yup
but it isn't
I'm Do Not Disturbline
Real
for this meme
but the game and story is trash
u cant progress the story until u help the trans team on their missions

they forces u to do them
@urban coral
29%positive reviews
why is he turk laughing when he cant buy the game?
isn't the game price like a whole month of work to u
before the rockstar price raise and it was like 140TL on sale
steam DB never lies 
used to be 40

used to be 40 as well
40 as well and 80 for the ultimate edition
u meant welcoming the fleeing terrorists to your country
i should stop with the politics before i get banned
no
the turk is afraid as always

chat logs exists dummy even if u delete them mods can see them

krater c&c4 man is gone
Finally
and he says he's always online

they said 2 years of support and no new cod
me and all my friends bought then we got cucked when they leaked the new cod in 5 months
i stopped playing mw2 2 since the leaks
that was like season 2

As expected
yeah trash story+mw4 confirmed plus its a copy paste game and supposed to be a normal update/dlc for the current mw2
but no why do that when they can put a "new"game tag on it and get 70$ from hard fans
70$ is better than adding a good update for cod for free
Honestly? I'm not even disappointed that they made the game
I fully expected it to be wack
But what does disappoint me is that people still buy this
im not a huge cod fan and the reason me and my friends bought the game is when they said no new game for 2 years
so we said yeah lets enjoy the game with all its content for 2 years
but it was rigged right from the start
brainwashed cod fans that spend hundreds of dollars on bundles
believe me casual gamers don't buy cod
Lmao so you're a sucker as well
or just wait until the game gets on a big sale
nope i play cod pirated
the only cod i bought is mw2 2 and black ops 3 for the zombies and it was on a big sale
btw @urban coraldid u know that saudi arabians and alot of gulf gamers buy every single bundle/skin in any cod game?
as soon as something new comes out u see them buying it

no matter how many times activision scammed them they keep on doing it
like they spent like 1000$ on bundles on mw2019 and their skins poof when activsion said the skins will not pass for the next cod
My X is, once more, correct 
i think saudi arabia own like 20% of cod shares
20%? Yikes
yeah let me check
PIF's second-largest stake, in Activision Blizzard , was valued at $3.3 billion and amounted to 9.1% of PIF's public equity holdings.
3.3billion dollars
they should've bought the krater source code instead
they could've bought the whole krater dev team

@urban coralc&c4 remake when saudi?
except for u
Yeah, exactly, no one 
Nah
yah
Nah
yah
Yuhn't
@urban coralyoo this dude was sht talking krater and he started praying when u were gone

a krater hater
Krater hater?
yes
Real
i shall redeem myself
Says the man who called C&C Generals: Zero Hour bad 
u said that
proof or it didn't happen
No u
photoshop users are goin mad
Do you know who's made a vlog in the toilet too?
logan paul?
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@urban coralhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQzg3V38zKo better than skibidi toilet BS
Cheeky breeky
Always has been
what the dogmeat
@teal oraclezomboid or nah?
what the helll
Modded Zomboid moment
Did he Stayed in vault 15 or smth?
Idk

Fallout 3 or smth
2
1 and 2 are same with different stories
Well I forgot 3 was in 1st person
literally me
Birthday in Top Gun
damn
I made the chat dead
Dead Chat

Kuzetsnov
Man
I didnt know there are max payne fans
guys
i need help with clear sky, when i go out of the first map, the military base just delete me
i cant go to the guide, i just die when i move
retreat back to the swamp and go from the other loaction up top

u will not face anything up there but there's a task u gonna get after talking to a dude and tells u to get a blueprint or whatever and its in that machinegun nest
Struggling to pass the military checkpoint in Clear Sky ? This video is made for you !
Let's discuss the bad and good strategies on how to overcome this hard section of the game.
forgot to ask last time why is this dude talks like that?
is he special?
hes french
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww
english is his second lang
no wonder
L france
Anomalous is our guy
AnomalousDugout
@coarse rapids broski I noticed something very interesting in the work place
Got me a little excited
Uh no

smth interesting?
then what's the excitement for?
Winbond seems to have placed an order for our flagship memory implanter
Perhaps the old king is planning to make a come back
is this a joke?
No
I’ve seen the machine with my own eyes
The customer it’s addressed too is the one and only winbond
I dont see what Winbond would do with a chip machien
They make memory brother
They have for over 20 years
Why is shìtpost word banned
bc shit
Shitpost?

Yes
@ripe merlinno bad words my dude
My message was removed because of that word

Need to be more family friendly like eng dub in stalker games
keep it pg13 no sh1t or any bad words u should know that we have kids in this server
Big ass thermal sight.
what game is this?
Project Quarantine.
Unfortunately Patreon supporters get all the updates.
🙄
Out of all guns, which I found, M4 takes the most of the place.
i hate games that put first on patreon then they add the full game for ppl after a while
they milk it on patreon then release it
The funny thing they put the demo version on patreon.

Is that roblox
No.
a roblox mod
Noo tarkov
u reminded me of tarkov
Its been 3 wipes of me not playing
Trash game filled with wall hackers and god mod flying ones
Cooking food while Johnny Cash plays quietly in the background and my boyfrien does a nap
Nice :>
u need to chat for like 2 minutes
and u become purple
yes im from Vietcong
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1625630/AB_AETERNO/
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Release platforms: Stea...
Indeed
I'm dropped it too
rather, they turn back to stlkr
the truth is that the players who were waiting for stalker 2 went to play tarkov, but now when it comes out they are coming back
The game which I'm playing won't have that PvPvE.
Just A PvE or CO-OP PvE.
People there are crying ove the game not having PvP or PvPvE.
Project Quarantine it is.
Beta?
Just play anomaly or stalker z or sumin
Alpha.

Beta is for those who are Patreon supporters 😒
I have almost every weapon.
Except Groza.
Why my ammo didn't killed him? Or oh no where is my loot?
Bruuuuuh.
Real
Let's all get sued.
Skill issue
now what did he mean by this

Congrats on becoming the purple guy
thank u bad word usage guy
can u stop with the cringe furry stickers and gifs
sad thing is u cant do anything cuz he's a mod
satan has hardened all of ye hearts against the glory of God


But you start this 
Why he she ? 
yeah why would a woman be posting gifs of female children
u have a point
only a deranged man on the internet would do that
with a cartoon pfp
tom and jerry is the best anime
i bet kuro grooms people in a private server
Hey bro do you have another dance gif ?
i have another burn gif
i have another SHUT UPPPPP
I have a lot of them unfortunately i cant published it here
WHAT
Then shut up
Bbq with tank and another things
oh wait you mean burning gifs
Not only , dance with burning
if i said that i would've been banned but yeah they take it easy on the UA members

no equality
remember folks, ukrainians are the chosen people!
(they're not nazis!!!)
if you lived in ukraine you would also have a lot of such videos
Kuro that’s a child
More more
No, she's just short as hell
kuro: "god... i love watching little girls dance...."
No grown woman dresses like that, lord in heaven that’s a child
thats the dumbest fuggin defense
Unless she's stupid, that's her case
do you only have 1 video? why so weak
"short" excuse
WHO THE HELL WEARS OVERALLS ABOVE THE AGE OF 12
THATS A CHILD
u should've went with age is nothing but a number excuse is way better


