💬┃en_offtop

[hot wasp]

games used to have a taste back then

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/3zDaDutNunU?si=2VIDcLmM4-qadGNy

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/930831646909927454/1013452402059391028/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

Tag 2's character select is great as well

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/ioFu7qAfQkM?feature=shared

[earnest escarp]

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/bIJG5nrzLQk?si=8gAiDhdK6u0WvoQG

Still my all time favorite character select: https://youtu.be/rwV-H4fUww4?si=hGBYoZ_T_PMTkwrV

https://youtu.be/ckmQq8Bf39g?si=p6BWDeaJjbf8H-ZP

last one

[urban coral]

Depends

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMtWq2kA_nc

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/garth-marenghi-darkplace-sanchez-nodding-head-yes-gif-23062305

[urban coral]

@hot wasp
I'mma try a full Focus Mutant Regulator party

See how wack it B

Not like you care, but still

[hot wasp]

huh

[bitter spruce]

so anyways

[hot wasp]

my m.2 is dying and im broke af

[bitter spruce]

get a job

welfare ass

[hot wasp]

u do realize that i dont live in EU right

getting a decent job in my country is a bit hard

[bitter spruce]

yeah right lmao

[hot wasp]

i found a job but guess what

[teal oracle]

[hot wasp]

no day off and yeah work 17 hours a day non stop

[bitter spruce]

so you admit you're unemployed

[hot wasp]

no rest

[hot wasp]

ofc

[bitter spruce]

ger a job

[hot wasp]

learn better english

[bitter spruce]

what

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

@teal oraclei will get a job after u get the drip

and get some hoes

and go outside

[teal oracle]

What

The second one is impossible

Get a job NOW

[hot wasp]

hell no u get some hoes NOW

[bitter spruce]

like you have any

[hot wasp]

u have some?

[bitter spruce]

im hoeful

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cyanide-fs-press-x-to-doubt-press-x-to-doubt-meme-gif-25330656

[bitter spruce]

bitchmagnet

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/chivalry2-chivalry-catapult-goodbye-goodbye-world-gif-26199600

@ripe merlin

[hot wasp]

literally me

[teal oracle]

THESE HOES ARE LOW QUALITY

[hot wasp]

as a cannonball

[hot wasp]

beggers cant be choosers

[teal oracle]

I DONT WANT HOES
I WANT WIFE

[hot wasp]

woooo back to normal speeds

hell yeah thanks bill gates

[hot wasp]

child support

[teal oracle]

I don’t want child
I want wife

[hot wasp]

use condom?

the triple small ones

u can do a how to get a wife speedrun

get a lambo and drive near some hoes and u will find one in seconds

but first u need to watch a guide on how to steal a lambo

[void kelp]

I guess I could be described as romanian

[hot wasp]

a street begger?

[void kelp]

A thief...

[hot wasp]

same thing

[bitter spruce]

im clenching my fists in anger rn.... there's a romanian here....

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/603358722248671240/1165784494196932681/romania.gif?ex=65481c6a&is=6535a76a&hm=ac7180b98ce576f914daa52f2d2c896ed0a6f6cd4d175f2448e92422353d4177&

[hot wasp]

Real

[void kelp]

Ayo check this shit :D

[hot wasp]

full auto?

[void kelp]

Its a decorative Makarov PM, not a Real one

[hot wasp]

or just a normal makarov

[bitter spruce]

autism

[eternal spade]

Hello

Apologies for disturbing you, and maybe it's not relevant, but are you still looking to buy a property in Dubai?

Liviu
Property Advisor

[bitter spruce]

true

Hello

Apologies for disturbing you, and maybe it's not relevant, but are you still looking to buy a property in Dubai?

Liviu
Property Advisor

[eternal spade]

false

[hot wasp]

i know but there's that other pistol that looks the same and its full auto

[bitter spruce]

Hello

Apologies for disturbing you, and maybe it's not relevant, but are you still looking to buy a property in Dubai?

Liviu
Property Advisor

[void kelp]

I dont remember there being one

[eternal spade]

Hello

Apologies for disturbing you, and maybe it's not relevant, but are you still looking to buy a property in Dubai?

Liviu
Property Advisor

[hot wasp]

yessir im a billionaire i want a villa

[void kelp]

But a full Auto PM is cursed

[eternal spade]

but 1 villa cost 1 a trillion

[hot wasp]

:(

[hot wasp]

there was one in cod 2019 called Sykov and we all know that cod guns are real

[bitter spruce]

no you're thinking of the APS, and no it doesn't look the same

[hot wasp]

plus there's the one in tarkov

[bitter spruce]

APS

uses the same bullet

but it looks different

[hot wasp]

APB

[bitter spruce]

APS

[hot wasp]

B

[bitter spruce]

S

[simple sage]

wrx24 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hot wasp]

burh

[teal oracle]

Gun

Cool stuff

[hot wasp]

u can use that gun

have some intrusive thoughts my boy

[void kelp]

Pewpew

[bitter spruce]

gun

gun gun

[void kelp]

:3

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/elisttm-cat-funny-dies-sleep-gif-21675579

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/mordhau-spinning-warrior-gif-14035301

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/493156996644864001/957437047897985074/1638905410947.gif

[granite reef]

Me

[hot wasp]

real

[urban coral]

Real

[teal oracle]

Real

[teal oracle]

A terrible thief

Couldent Rob the freedom armory
L + ratio

[hot wasp]

can someone pls translate what are they sending me in the UA chat

[tepid matrix]

I can

[void kelp]

:<

[hot wasp]

they speaking japanese :(

[void kelp]

Lemme check

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

One of them spoke german what the hell

[hot wasp]

[void kelp]

He said "about german..."

[hot wasp]

i ask for translation and she says that this guy is speaking german

no sht sherlock

[void kelp]

I translated what they said...

[tepid matrix]

Bonk protocol activated

[hot wasp]

[tepid matrix]

You ask about translation of meme

Im translate

[hot wasp]

you're the word translate?

[tepid matrix]

Meme translator

[hot wasp]

thats a thing?

@urban coral krater

[bitter spruce]

my lord how are you this braindead

you should not be allowed to have thoughts

[urban coral]

Krater

[bitter spruce]

hello crimson

[tepid matrix]

Just look what im found

[hot wasp]

i asks her to translate the UA chat for me and she comes and say that one guy is speaking german

like i dont know

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1109578621498175539/1684455289853066.gif

[bitter spruce]

yeah you literally should not be able to think

[void kelp]

:3

[bitter spruce]

hello

[urban coral]

Enemy

[tepid matrix]

Its a "bonk protocol activated "

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[urban coral]

No

This is

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/warhammer40k/images/0/07/GW_Tankbustas.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140806193525

[void kelp]

Hai

[bitter spruce]

warhammer mentioned

[void kelp]

Imma continue organising my room :3
See ya

[hot wasp]

krater

[urban coral]

Nah

Warhammer 40.000

[hot wasp]

warhammer games are all trash and overhyped and all abominations

[candid cloud]

Minecraft?

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/saltzpyre-saltzpyre-no-warrior-priest-no-saltzpyre-warrior-priest-no-vermintide-gif-24413806

[hot wasp]

how did he read that?

explain

[urban coral]

With the power of Sigmar

[hot wasp]

sugma r?

[hot wasp]

why do all those pic look like the Doom eternal one

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCZ3qnYnt_I

[hot wasp]

i guess some company is stealing ideas

they all steal from krater

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-aidan-hunt-davy-jones-gif-22568806

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/stealing-shes-stealing-teasing-mother-and-son-gif-15578388

[hot wasp]

i just watched ninja win a game of fortnite against bots that cant shoot him and he was hyped about it

[hot wasp]

but hey if anyone shoots him or kill him he will report for stream snipe

[void kelp]

Wha

[hot wasp]

its not his he pbly stole it from the internet and removed the rights

the pink markings

[granite reef]

Cool af room

[urban coral]

Debatable

[granite reef]

HARD

[hot wasp]

cuz he's fast?

[granite reef]

Yes

[languid hinge]

WAAAAAAAAGH

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/space-marine-dawn-of-war-blood-ravens-warhammer40k-tactical-marine-gif-16245418

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-cat-gif-21795029

behold a man

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-baby-speech-bubble-cat-speech-baby-cat-gif-4142671478724681183

[neon vale]

[steel sapphire]

@void kelp I got memes

[void kelp]

Snend me Stalker memes

[steel sapphire]

why you need it also

[void kelp]

For a Stalker meme video :3

Thank, veri gud

What the actual

[steel sapphire]

There

@void kelp Should I do it on dms?

[void kelp]

Yea

[full grail]

stalker idiot vybros

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-working-out-workout-situp-cat-gif-25374202

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-basket-christmas-fluffy-gif-7409943

[hot wasp]

krater box

[urban coral]

https://wolfsgamingblog.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/krater-pc-game.jpg

[hot wasp]

"role playing game"

[languid hinge]

Oh man, back when fatshark was a big name

Do they still exist?

[urban coral]

https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMmZjMzYyZDEtZTM3NC00MzRhLWIxOTItNjg4ZTE1NWFhZmE0XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyMTA0MTM5NjI2._V1_.jpg

[urban coral]

Vermintide and Darktide

[languid hinge]

Oh yeah, true

[hot wasp]

never liked the old fallout games

kinda ass

[languid hinge]

I like them conceptually

But I never got into them because they're annoying to play in the early game

[hot wasp]

like all fallout games

u start weak af and end up being a chad

[urban coral]

I still think Fallout would've worked best as an RPG template or something for tabletop

[earnest escarp]

Is that Doom mod still in the works?

[ripe merlin]

I just wish obsidian could have made all fallouts without Bethesda

[languid hinge]

Yeah but the 3D fallout early game doesn't involve missing 30 shots in a gunfight consisting of 90 shots

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/FMjJM9HAqqk?si=2_GaLnm1JZaz6D3_

this thing

[languid hinge]

I hated being in a tense situation and then my character misses 3 times in a row

[urban coral]

Yes

[urban coral]

Cope, F3 is good

I agree that F4 is mediocre as heck, though

[hot wasp]

fallout 3/new vegas/4 are good

skyrim is a good fallout game

[coarse rapids]

Id rather have a FO1 remake on OpenMW

the engine and mechanis would actually lend themselves to porting it

[earnest escarp]

then get to work

[urban coral]

Fallout Tabletop when?

[coarse rapids]

get the project on the pile
Ill make it after the other 6 projects Im thinking about

[earnest escarp]

That would be pretty cool though, I'd play that

[urban coral]

C&C4 Renegade

[coarse rapids]

https://www.modiphius.net/pages/fallout-the-roleplaying-game

[coarse rapids]

no its a wizzards vs guns game Im making

[earnest escarp]

What about wizards with guns

[coarse rapids]

Im gonna try making a game about wizards vs guns bc there are not enuff games like that

[hot wasp]

we need gta 6 vasim

[coarse rapids]

shoot a wizard in the face
throw a grenade onto a witches coven

[coarse rapids]

we dont

GTA5 was bad enuff

[hot wasp]

yes we do

work faster

[ripe merlin]

I can't even run f3 from some reason

[hot wasp]

vanila is broken and u need mods

[ripe merlin]

You need a mod to start the game lol?

[hot wasp]

yes

nexus mods is there for a reason

[earnest escarp]

Thanks to Games for Windows Live

[ripe merlin]

Nexus exist only for Skyrim nsfw mods

[urban coral]

I know, but literally nobody plays that

[urban coral]

Bunkers & Badasses

[hot wasp]

no i use mods from them to fix old games

like skyrim fps cap

and a better looking new vegas and more fps and lots of other stuff

no bobs and vegana mods

[ripe merlin]

Skyrim on ps3 runs at 30 FPS and not cuz of the fps lock..

[urban coral]

Windows Live

[coarse rapids]

it wont be a real time action title tho so

[urban coral]

What then?

RPG?

Turn-based?

Bunkers & Badasses would work either way

[earnest escarp]

Real time with pause

[coarse rapids]

Strategy game
trying to blend a 4X with a JA game

[urban coral]

Ayo wat

[hot wasp]

its gonna be an rpg maker looking ass game with anime

and turn base combat

[urban coral]

Why 4X kek

[coarse rapids]

bc I want the player to sweep the land like a army with some logistics stuff while also having JA combat

let me explain,in dms

[urban coral]

Aye

[hot wasp]

he's working on krater 2 secretly

[urban coral]

One can hope

C&C4 Renegade first

[urban coral]

Heard the rules were wack? Wouldn't know, but it's F4 based, so that's kinda ouch

[hot wasp]

fallout 4 would've been more fun if the story was a bit better

[urban coral]

More like if the game was finished

[hot wasp]

and a better engine and no frame dips downtown areas

[hot wasp]

exactly

for some reason the only game made by bethesda that is finished and have the best optimization ever is DOOM 2016 and eternal

those games can run on potatoes if they wanted to

[urban coral]

Full Brotherhood Outcasts party, anyone?

[hot wasp]

no

fck the brotherhood of steel

[teal oracle]

1/3 OF THE DRIP OBTAINED

[ripe merlin]

For honor got no drip

[hot wasp]

[ripe merlin]

It's like buying brand clothes that look bad

[hot wasp]

bro been playing for 15 hours and he just got one piece of armor

great event

[teal oracle]

[hot wasp]

[ripe merlin]

Stalcraft gambling crates event is even worse

[urban coral]

Truly a slave to Ubisoft

[hot wasp]

i always speedrun their games

18 hours AC origins

cant really remember what happened in the game

all i did is hold a feather and kill ppl

[hot wasp]

you're a slave to the warhammer devs

[urban coral]

Nah

In fact, I'm mad at them

[hot wasp]

[neon vale]

I really should revisit Milwaukee County

[hot wasp]

But the kids love weed

Plus its America so yeah nothing's wrong there

[neon vale]

It makes it funnier because weed is still a felony there

You can still get arrested for Marijuana possession

[hot wasp]

Let them find a way to get rid of drugs then they should ban the weed

Not ban the devil's mushrooms while the white flour is still everywhere

[neon vale]

It's being legalized soon
Too much time and resources trying to keep it illegal

[hot wasp]

Who am i to talk about the first world country problems when im in a 3rd world country

[neon vale]

People just drive to Illinois, smoke pot, and then come back up here anyway

[hot wasp]

Right?

[neon vale]

Idk

America is stereotyped hard

More people should read us history

And learn about people like William sherman

[hot wasp]

Full of killing and invading to get resources?

[neon vale]

True
But sherman did it for a good reason

[hot wasp]

Great history made by the Spanish inquisition

[earnest escarp]

Mmmmm... manifest destiny

https://tenor.com/view/homer-simpsons-the-simpsons-drooling-gif-8650008

[neon vale]

"Confederates wanna use these crops? Burn them then"

[gray jetty]

Hell yah

[neon vale]

"Confederates wanna use this city? Raze it"

[hot wasp]

Violence fixes all

[neon vale]

"Confederates wanna use these slaves? Free them"

[gray jetty]

Control is monopoly over violence

[hot wasp]

Yeah free them then start to insult them till the end

[gray jetty]

🤝

[neon vale]

That's what the south did

[hot wasp]

Murica fck yeah

[neon vale]

Sherman was a northerner

He tried to do 40 acres and a mule

[gray jetty]

He razed everything as he marched toward Virginia

[hot wasp]

I love how some Americans think jesus was born in America and he's white from Alabama or whatever

[gray jetty]

Those are not real people

[neon vale]

Who thinks that what

[gray jetty]

Those are just genetic defects

[earnest escarp]

But it's true

[neon vale]

This is what I mean when I say America is stereotyped

[hot wasp]

Yeah i swear some of them red necks think that

[neon vale]

[gray jetty]

Don’t plant so much cotton

[neon vale]

They owned slaves so

[gray jetty]

It’s highly flammable

[hot wasp]

All America is bad not matter the sides of north or south

[neon vale]

Mf one side owned slaves the other didn't

[hot wasp]

And what is happening in America now?

About colored ppl

And how they treat them

[neon vale]

We had a black president

[hot wasp]

Wow after how many years?

[neon vale]

And plus the south is more racist anyway

[gray jetty]

I mean you say this like most Europeans are not also extremely racist

[hot wasp]

Im not European

[neon vale]

You also say this like every Arab I've ever met has not made racist jokes either

[hot wasp]

Umm who's making jokes kes about the arabs and bombs?

not us

[neon vale]

Everyone

Black, white, european

[hot wasp]

Everyone that isn't arab

[urban coral]

IN THE NAME OF KANE

[hot wasp]

Not arab means eu and US

[neon vale]

Wmission does

[hot wasp]

[neon vale]

I have Chinese friends who make those jokes too

The Chinese are surprisingly racist nobody knows that

[gray jetty]

They have concentration camps

Is it really a surprise

[neon vale]

True

[hot wasp]

I think i will stop talking about sensitive things cuz i don't want another time out and mods dont wanna say why did i get that time out 3 days ago

[neon vale]

Concentration camps specifically for Muslims too

[hot wasp]

All countries did nothing wrong end of story

[gray jetty]

Wow

We’re not gonna claim China is legitimate state

Taiwan is the real China 🇹🇼

[ripe merlin]

Europeans when gypsy>>

[hot wasp]

Why is a scottish defending America from the chinese

[gray jetty]

I hate the ccp brother they are hard pressed on making me lose my job

[hot wasp]

Find another

[gray jetty]

Never

This is my life blood what I was made to do

[hot wasp]

They don't call it the land of the free for nothing

[hot wasp]

Overclocking stuff and being in love with silicone tiddies?

[gray jetty]

Silicon titties are gross broski

🤨

[hot wasp]

I still don't believe that you're 20yo

[gray jetty]

How old do you think I am

[hot wasp]

More than 28

[gray jetty]

Ha

No sir

[hot wasp]

Maybe 30

[gray jetty]

I was born December 22nd 2002

[hot wasp]

BS

[gray jetty]

All truth

[hot wasp]

[gray jetty]

A mate at work traded me this

[hot wasp]

A bong

[gray jetty]

When ever it loads

[hot wasp]

Crystal meth

My favorite

[gray jetty]

Aerogel

It’s solid air

[hot wasp]

Can u smoke it?

Or swallow?

[gray jetty]

No

Er probably could but it wouldn’t taste very good

It’s highly heat resistant

[hot wasp]

Btw why are wearing a diamond thief looking gloves

[earnest escarp]

Aerogels are pretty cool

[hot wasp]

U do extra sussy work?

[gray jetty]

To protect my hands

From being shredded

[hot wasp]

All them safety measures

@neon vale how the hell do u know so much about the US while you're African

Or is it all a lie just like emission dude

[teal oracle]

@hot wasp drip obtained

[urban coral]

Holy wowzers Lars got the drip

He got Krater

[hot wasp]

nice

it only took a piece of your soul

[teal oracle]

Only took over 31 hours

[urban coral]

Ouch

It took you 31 hours to get Krater?

[hot wasp]

long game

@urban coralkrater

[teal oracle]

The nightmares are finally over

I CAN FINALLY PLAY OTHER GAMES
IM ALIVE

[urban coral]

You're a slave to their game

[teal oracle]

Nah I’m gonna play darktide now

[hot wasp]

is that the kfc dude?

[teal oracle]

And Zomboid
And barotrauma
Then abuse then the Finnish

[urban coral]

Krater when?

[hot wasp]

the question is

[teal oracle]

Tf is crater

[waxen hare]

Finnish?

[hot wasp]

why am i chatting in the UA off topic

[urban coral]

Dungeon Crawler set in post-apocalyptic Sweden

[hot wasp]

and yeah i should ask them there to play krater in the UA chat

[waxen hare]

🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮🦅🦅🦅🦅

[teal oracle]

Shit game

Sweden = bad

[urban coral]

True

[waxen hare]

Why you don't like Sweden? It literally invented nothing and bullied few countries

[teal oracle]

Laugh at this fool

[waxen hare]

🇫🇮🦅🇫🇮🦅

[hot wasp]

thank u google translate

@urban corali asked more comrades to play krater

[urban coral]

Hella

[teal oracle]

He’s doing me a favour what a homie

[hot wasp]

[teal oracle]

For honor gameplay

[hot wasp]

the UA chat is more active than this one

[urban coral]

Real

Always has been

[hot wasp]

u using translater as well?

or u speak spanish be default?

[urban coral]

It's Mexican

And no, I can't speak Mexican

[hot wasp]

[urban coral]

Spicy topic in UA

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-baby-speech-bubble-cat-speech-baby-cat-gif-4142671478724681183

[hot wasp]

about subtitles or some sht

[urban coral]

Aye

[hot wasp]

i went there and asked for arabic sub instead

[urban coral]

Pretty sure it already has that lmfao

[hot wasp]

i thought they were talking about stalker 2

my bad

[urban coral]

They are

[candid cloud]

And not only stalker.

[hot wasp]

[ripe merlin]

Mordhau gameplay, furthermore he could have performed a riptose that would deal extra damage in order to punish the deer for not tricking the skater to parry too early

@urban coral what's going on in ua chat and why is this there lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1D4tkxPlI

[urban coral]

I posted a snake with legs and it reminded Tayenberg of this video

[ripe merlin]

Hahah

[hot wasp]

Chiv 2 is better than mordhau

[neon vale]

I'm what they call an americaboo

[hot wasp]

You're a liar

Just like the Americans

[neon vale]

I've also had family immigrate there

[hot wasp]

Uhuh

[neon vale]

[hot wasp]

Krater

[urban coral]

Krater

[ripe merlin]

Personal opinions on the internet are very important

Chiv is more casual and mordhau more competitive

There's nothing wrong with games being casual

Competitive games have a problem in which the player base is dominated by veterans and no new players don't stay because they get farmed by vets

And if the said game doesn't have ranked or ranked is very small, you can only imagine the chaos

Surprised mordhau isn't dead by now

[hot wasp]

But still super mario brothers 2 is a better game

[ripe merlin]

Can't tell

I don't think I played it

[tall dove]

Hi there. Somebody play HOI IV?

In AAT I can't find design to create reichprotektorat Norwegen (in focus description I see it but when focus complete I can't see design)

[urban coral]

Plenty of people did like one or two years ago

Wouldn't know now

[full grail]

FREEDOM!!!

[neon vale]

@urban coral you know ukranian?

[urban coral]

Nah

[neon vale]

lol

translator?

[carmine forge]

Should

[neon vale]

i might finally be able to get a russian class through the UW

or maybe arabic or smth

im pretty sure they have a lot of professors for foreign language

[urban coral]

Yeah

[neon vale]

i should do that

[carmine forge]

take Urdu classes

[neon vale]

true

i could also easily take mandarin

theres a lot of chinese classes from like 7 different vendors

[carmine forge]

Cantonese better

but mandarin is more widespread and therefore useful

[tepid matrix]

He learn so fast

[neon vale]

ill probably drop out russian for a language in a place i would actually wanna move to though

i wouldnt wanna live in russia, at least not permanently

[tepid matrix]

Lust guy what im know accused of espionage because he was a missionary

[neon vale]

yeah i would probably have an eye on me at all times

[tepid matrix]

Sometimes they have strange thing

[tepid matrix]

the worst thing is total propaganda and constant statements that they will destroy everyone with a nuclear bomb, a bit like Korea

[noble sentinel]

Away with you, vile beggar!

[neon vale]

i will drink from your skull!

[noble sentinel]

That’s a nice head you have on your shoulders!

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/BjP2hLxUaKs?si=eNuU_V5tI11i6Kl4

[noble sentinel]

Spider-Man 1994 was freaking beastly.

Watched the whole show in the summer of 2020 till around September. Great fun, and was a long time coming.

[hidden gazelle]

Balls

[ripe merlin]

Now I have an urge to play mount and blade

[void kelp]

What

[void kelp]

New postal game looks fire

[teal oracle]

Zamn

[dull halo]

New mutant

[granite reef]

[teal oracle]

[small ice]

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

I swear to god Degtyarev is haunting my dreams at this point

[teal oracle]

Brooooo same

He’s my sleep paralysis demon

‘’Where are the helicopters Lars’’

[hot wasp]

Morning y'all

[teal oracle]

Morning

[hot wasp]

Show drip

Lets see if its worth the time

[teal oracle]

No

[hot wasp]

So it's not worth the time and u sold a part of your soul to Ubisoft just to get it

Very nice

[teal oracle]

Atleast I dident spend any money

[hot wasp]

Bro sold his soul instead of spending money

How many years of slavery u signed to Ubisoft?

[safe edge]

"do you know anything about the crashed choppers?"

[teal oracle]

Atleast I haven’t spent a dime on any Ubisoft games
Only bought them on sale

Except that one assassins creed game we don’t talk about that

Hatred

I liked it too, but save got corrupted

[hot wasp]

Which one

They're like 10

i never bought an AC game

https://tenor.com/view/kappa-gif-4908381

plus valhalla on ubiass store

and syndicate

@coarse rapids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJdCbSohWdI W epic

[teal oracle]

Origins

I got oddesy for free? I don’t remember

[hot wasp]

they never gave oddesy for free

[teal oracle]

Play station plus

[hot wasp]

playstation

not pc

[teal oracle]

yes
I was like 12

[hot wasp]

[teal oracle]

Degtaryev will haunt you now

[candid cloud]

Says "Ubisoft is a shit company" -> buys almost every AC game.

[hot wasp]

i won all of them except for the new one

honestly i enjoy their open world games and see how broken and how dead theyr'e sometimes

like odyssey

i gigantic map but most of the islands are empty

[void kelp]

I wish mgs 5 was finished. But it's not. It was cut in 2, gz and tpp, with a very disapointing ending.

[candid cloud]

GZ is a pre-story before TPP.

[hot wasp]

mgs5 was great even tho its unfinished

and the repetitive af missions

[hot wasp]

and i own all farcry games as well and all watch dogs games

totally not a slave to ubi

[granite tangle]

someone hasnt played peace walker

[hot wasp]

u should check the last 3 AC games

go kill this and that and go get this and that

thats all of the missions

[granite tangle]

good enough

[coarse rapids]

It was predictable this would happen

[hot wasp]

i was wondering why there's so many sus games like some of them are literally trash games

like the main character in game got massive boobs and all

then i realized its epic

[thorn grove]

Hi all

How are you?

[teal oracle]

Damn you have the same pfp as a friend of mine and I got confused

[void kelp]

Why people are protecting konami so much.? And i ain't refering to the mgs colection. I also refer to the rushed mgs 5. And deletion of pt from stores. And the police state in the coorporation. And the fact that if you worked at konami and want to establish a company they will send lawyers to shut you down. They say konami run out of money and couldn't finish mgs 5 as a result. Even if it's because they want to win money by making pachinkos and mobile games.

And why people say that kojima quit, even if he was forced to leave/fire

[eternal leaf]

[candid cloud]

He was fired by Konami.
1st step it was not allowing him to come to the TGA and not getting that Award for the best game created or for being the best developer (I don't remember).
2nd step was in taking the MGS rights from the Kojima, which lead to the creation of the Metal Gear Survive, which is sorta good and sorta not.
3rd MGS Collection Vol. 1, mention of Kojima was erased from the Titres for each game and instead of making a support for keyboard + mouse, they just made it gamepad required.

• they used an emulator, from what I heard.

[void kelp]

People say he quit and went on vacation. Why?

[candid cloud]

He quit/fired form Konami, he toke a rest from the game developing and some years after he create a Death Stranding.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-fluffy-seal-gif-21617739

[void kelp]

Quiting and firing are two diferent things. So which one is it?

[candid cloud]

I can say that he had a bad "vacation" on start, because he needed to get the TGA award back from Konami, which didn't allow him to take a part in TGA event and didn't gave the award for some months or maybe years.

[candid cloud]

From what I heard he was fired.

[coarse rapids]

he was forced out of konami
it is true he quit but it is more accurate to call it being chased away

[void kelp]

So forced

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[void kelp]

Because i heard people from resident evil servers that he quit mid development and went on vacation just to sabotage konami.

[coarse rapids]

MGS5 was a shit show
there was meddling from konami at every point and a gross overstepping of funds on konamis part
I do think konami did more wrong in the end but kojima in the end did do smth to provoke

[void kelp]

How kojima provoke konami? He just wanted to make the best game in the series. The only mistakes that kojima did was that he needed more money for mgs 5 and that he created death stranding. I don't see this as provocation. Konami meanwhile...

[coarse rapids]

Kojima was always stretching his budge with feature creep over and over time and time again for years,for a company like konami that wont do,I think they shouldve let hideo do whatever he wanted but konami still had a reason to do what they did
he made death stranding AFTER he was chased out,its his own studio
which is for the best

[void kelp]

For a company like konami, the only thing that's good is a police state and making easy money. Kojima as much as he wanted more money, at least he used them on new ideas even if they sometimes weren't great like ds.

[coarse rapids]

DS is good

shut up

[void kelp]

It was... ok.

Ds dc edition was the definitive way to play it since it makes walking and transportation easier.

[hot wasp]

average valorant names

[candid cloud]

He haven't seen CoD names.

[hot wasp]

im the tiddy milk btw

[coarse rapids]

pls leave

[hot wasp]

in valor u cant make some offensive names or u get banned

[hot wasp]

ok :(

[coarse rapids]

yknow I think I should play the OG since it doesnt have those new ways of transportation

[candid cloud]

Lmao.

[hot wasp]

u get banned for everything in valo

as soon as u mention gay u insta mute and banned XD

[void kelp]

On my computer :3 (I am going to be fired)

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026253362569691146/1111748293823844352/pov_you_are_mebe.gif

[hot wasp]

u get banned for everything except smurfing

[granite tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-snake-otacon-handshake-friend-gif-14855175

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-solid-snake-gif-21047020

[granite tangle]

ngl tho, the classic resident evil fandom is pretty chill

[candid cloud]

Indeed.

[granite tangle]

from 1 to maybe 4

[dense star]

the down right💀

[hot wasp]

why nintendo never put their games on sale?

[void kelp]

Play dc edition. It's much better and has a new mission

[coarse rapids]

I am playing and I am thinking of playing the og when Im done

[hot wasp]

mgs?

[void kelp]

The og is redundant if you played dc.

[void kelp]

It's like l4d 1. Very few play that

[coarse rapids]

I need to play the OG to see how the changes affect the game

[coarse rapids]

Death Stranding

[hot wasp]

is it fun btw?

[void kelp]

Better transportation and new mission. And better graphics.

[coarse rapids]

I like it

[coarse rapids]

I will play the OG

[hot wasp]

best thing happened to me when epic games gave the game for free

[void kelp]

Hm. Maybe? If you like to walk then yes

[hot wasp]

the first 3 minutes their store was glitched and i got the the DC version and the normal versions

[void kelp]

At least it predicted the future

[hot wasp]

then others only got the normal

W epic store fckup

[void kelp]

I have it on steam the dc one

[hot wasp]

just noticed i have 4

@coarse rapidsepic is better than steam

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896033360344932374/1171298859322974248/y2mate.is_-_Rock_Smash-Vs6Hrukg1Zg-720p-1699263695.mov?ex=655c2c11&is=6549b711&hm=2035f1dd8305459e1f3664e278b5757fb0d6dfef24cb10d173a81df7d4485738&

@hot wasp moment

[hot wasp]

hell yeah brother

thats how i smash rocks

with dead dogs

[teal oracle]

[hot wasp]

@teal oracleshow drop

[void kelp]

Depends

[teal oracle]

No

[hot wasp]

[hot wasp]

bro said depends

epic is the worst store known to man

even battlenet store is better

their servers suck their download speeds will suck every single bit of the internet and then it says no internet cuz the store is taking all of it and the download stops

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-baby-speech-bubble-cat-speech-baby-cat-gif-4142671478724681183

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cats-slide-running-mondays-life-gif-7901794

[teal oracle]

Real

[hot wasp]

zomboid when?

[teal oracle]

Never

[hot wasp]

first time seeing one dude shows up in the search bar

that means you're the only guy with a name like that

[teal oracle]

Yup
I got that name when I was 6-8

[hot wasp]

thats like last year?

[teal oracle]

What

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

mafia is on huge sale atm

like damn 67% off on the trilogy

[candid cloud]

Unfortunately no additional sale for owning one of the games.

And no option of giving the copy of the game to someone from friends.

[hot wasp]

yeah

[surreal lynx]

hi

[hot wasp]

huh?

[candid cloud]

The price could be around 150-200 UAHs +-30-45.

[candid cloud]

Both are working for me.

And I was also talking about owning one of the games.

[hot wasp]

no sht sherlock i cant buy it cuz i already own all of them

yeah some games when they go on sale and u want ti get the whole collection and u own one or 2 games

they wont lower the price for some reason

[candid cloud]

A policy from the Publisher.

[hot wasp]

i always wait and buy the whole colelction

[candid cloud]

Which just sucks.

[hot wasp]

mafia collection and far cry collection

AC

[hot wasp]

yep sadge

UA region will get a new price change right?

on 20th

[candid cloud]

About this I dunno, but it already had a change in prices of the games.

[hot wasp]

yeah your country is not included

u get price change for games yeah but not the whole steam

LATAM-USD Region
Central America
Belize
El Salvador
Guatemala
Honduras
Nicaragua
Panama

South America
Argentina
Bolivia
Ecuador
Guyana
Paraguay
Suriname
Venezuela

MENA-USD Region
Middle East
Bahrain
Egypt
Iraq
Jordan
Lebanon
Oman
Palestine
Turkey
Yemen

North Africa
Algeria
Libya
Morocco
Tunisia
Sudan

all those countries will now pay in $

but steam might go easy on us and lower the price of the games

cuz we're poor and cant buy a game for 70$

[candid cloud]

Yeah.

The funny thing that some of UA users think that we will have the same story as Turkey and Palestine, that we will be changed to the USD.

[hot wasp]

steam do this step by step

u have no idea ho wmany time they changed prices for poor regions

argentina and turkey

[candid cloud]

Or, Argentina, right.

[hot wasp]

and for now UA region will get price change on games every 2 or 3 months

funny thing is they always do this like a week before the sale starts

[void kelp]

Aight I made the meme better

[candid cloud]

Yeah...

I would rather not to change the UAH to USD/Euro in steam, the exchange rate of them here is still jumping.

[hot wasp]

i literally bought every single game i wanted before the price change and now i wait for the change and laugh at ppl who didn't buy anything and will start crying about the new prices

[candid cloud]

Well, let's say that some of people in #💬┃ua_offtop have cried about the change of prices on Activision games and Hogwarts Legacy.

[hot wasp]

Starting on November 20th, Steam will change the currency used for sales in Argentina and Turkey to USD. We are implementing this with two new pricing regions: LATAM - USD (which includes Argentina) and MENA - USD (which includes Turkey). We recommend a reduced USD price in these new regions, and have updated the suggestions in our pricing tools to reflect this. Some countries/territories in the list below may see pricing increase and others may see pricing decrease depending on how games were priced on Steam prior to this change. As with all Steam pricing, game developers choose the price they want to sell their game on Steam.

i bet that activision will never lower the prices

even on the new regional price

[teal oracle]

German efficiency

[void kelp]

Real

[candid cloud]

They just gonna increase the price.

[hot wasp]

when it changes to $ the game will stay 70$

imagine buying a new cod game lmao after what activision is doing atm

selling the same game with a less than 3 hours story for 70$

[candid cloud]

Yeah, that sucks.

[hot wasp]

i was a dumbass for pre ordering MW2 vault edition

[shy narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/702137446099320853/1164603850343329812/SmolTexas.gif?ex=6543d0db&is=65315bdb&hm=471c3b7a5cf64e073ab6c461c10b3b63eb73ae60ed3c3bb8cbf029235427e781&

[candid cloud]

Would be better to download it for free or buy it on sale.

[hot wasp]

2 years with no new cod they said

[hot wasp]

the game will go on sale when someone leaks the new cod they working on

[candid cloud]

Well, an user in #💬┃ua_offtop bought every CoD and then cries about things being so expensive.

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/skadi-arknights-evergreen-ever-given-gif-20981208

[hot wasp]

btw MW4 coming soon

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/arknights-jessica-alter-jessica-jessica-the-liberated-gif-7339875112392227538

[hot wasp]

cod is dead

[candid cloud]

I like old maps in SM.

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/i-need-more-bullets-gif-6493979152995335147

[hot wasp]

what did he expect from activision?

putting 2 battlepasses in a game

[hot wasp]

hey if you're poor get the 10$ battlepass

[bitter hearth]

when i try to send games steam tells me nuh uh, you are a terrorist you cant do that!

[hot wasp]

but hey we got better skins for the other 30$ battlepass

[candid cloud]

I mean like.
He bought every game, but then started crying about how the things irl are so expensive.

[bitter hearth]

i also tried buying games, i think i tried to buy outlast 2 and shootmania and steam didnt allow me

kept saying change in price problem

[hot wasp]

lool

[hot wasp]

u cant send gifts to friends with other regions

$ and euros users can send to all

[bitter hearth]

i did it before tho

yeah thats what im using

[hot wasp]

but cheap regions cant gift the $ and euro

[bitter hearth]

now i cant even buy anything even for my self

i need to change the region to the currency that im using

so i can buy stuff

[candid cloud]

All I can gift is 1.50$/Euro.

[hot wasp]

isn't the whole cod bundle is like 1000$?

[candid cloud]

Let me check the exchange rate.

[hot wasp]

which region are u?

[bitter hearth]

Jupiter

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dies-dies-of-cringe-gif-25132318

[bitter hearth]

aljazaer, i think its been banned

[candid cloud]

Around 837 USD here.

Which is yeah.

[hot wasp]

u dont know how many bundles he bought in game

and each one os 20$ and 30$

[hot wasp]

umm idk

[candid cloud]

He boughts every bundle.

[bitter hearth]

buy only the intresting bundles

[candid cloud]

For me it's just cringe.

[hot wasp]

add like another 1200$ for all bundles

maybe 2000

[teal oracle]

Wunk erasure

[bitter hearth]

if i had that much id invest in something

[hot wasp]

there's like 200 bundles in the game with a price tag of 20$ and 30$

[bitter hearth]

then get more money out of it

[candid cloud]

Yeah, something like that.

[hot wasp]

cod fans are brain dead

[bitter hearth]

if someone actually

[hot wasp]

if i had 2000$ i wouldn't even buy the game

[bitter hearth]

did that with 2000, for bundles

[hot wasp]

cod is literally living off those type of idiots

the hard fans

the brain washed

[candid cloud]

All I bought from Activision - CoD WaW.

Like on steam.

[bitter hearth]

based

i love that game, we should play it

i really miss it

[hot wasp]

i only bought MW2019 played for a month then sold the account on battle net and now i only own MW2 cuz i was high when i bought it and black ops 3 for the zombies

[shy narwhal]

@candid cloud

[candid cloud]

Tbh, out of everything, I want to play CoD Zombies.

[candid cloud]

Yummy.

[hot wasp]

take a shower NOW

[hot wasp]

if u have friends willing to play with u then go ahead its fun af

[candid cloud]

I think that the Zombie lore is the best shit out of all games.

[hot wasp]

and if not and u play solo with randoms then dont cuz all of them are infested with cheaters than can hack your pc

remote access nerds

[bitter hearth]

me too, its so fun with friends

i remember i think black ops zombies, i used to play with 2 ppl

it was awesome and funny

[candid cloud]

Can't you play a SP zombie mode?

[bitter hearth]

its sad that the new cods dont have zombie in them

or it has zombie but not like the old one

[hot wasp]

black ops 1 is meh but bo2 zombies are fun and bo3 zombies is the goat and modders literally added all maps u want

[hot wasp]

u can

but its always extra fun with friends and revive them and do the easter eggs

[bitter hearth]

randos allways suck

[hot wasp]

in BO3 they dont suck cuz all of them on god mode

[candid cloud]

True.

[hot wasp]

and yeah i dont think u cant do the easter eggs solo

u need at least 2

its character dependant

@bitter hearthaljazaer is not poor to be banned cuz u guys pay in $

[bitter hearth]

then i think my account is

i cant buy or gift

[hot wasp]

show me the error u getting in Dms

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/172247745724284928/1171402361642684467/Darude-fanstorm-1699301261097.mp4?ex=655c8c76&is=654a1776&hm=9bd5b6e0161b9ecf96118fde3d7d8c39b2e6c3a2cf728ae60053ca2c76870fa5&

[hot wasp]

whats the song he playing?

[candid cloud]

If I only remembered.

[hot wasp]

no one knows the name sadge

@urban coral krater

[surreal lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/588979185687461908/1169373246882328627/20221117_195250000_iOS.mov?ex=65552ab3&is=6542b5b3&hm=fd6da26fe25340ea467ee00b5f1e891180f155134986b2ed49baae627f206ea0&

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-cat-sandwich-cats-sandwich-gif-26112528

[fathom urchin]

money getting tight

[teal oracle]

[exotic carbon]

wat

[hot wasp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUOvqQvnVRI&list=LL&index this is more cursed than his vid

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/SmXnkMF3Jbg?si=ZYbb9BF-ukiMm618

[hot wasp]

[shy narwhal]

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/choo-choo-choo-excuse-me-train-gif-13924174

[granite tangle]

got busted by cops while in the catacombs

[earnest escarp]

Did you parkour on them at least

[granite tangle]

you cant really parkour in the catacombs

[earnest escarp]

Not with that attitude

[granite tangle]

i did start monologuing about life while they accompanied me to the exit

[ripe merlin]

How would you perform it

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/fail-jump-parkour-tripped-gif-16589800

[bitter spruce]

run on the walls and ceiling like an insect

[earnest escarp]

timpinka got them hairy spiderman hands

[granite tangle]

what should i tell them the next time i get busted

[earnest escarp]

You're a vampire and you live in the catacombs

[bitter spruce]

kill them

[hot wasp]

the one in france?

[granite tangle]

yes

right next to the 4th metro in paris

[bitter spruce]

ugggh we got a frenchie in here

[hot wasp]

french ppl used to be cannibals

thats why they have lots of skeletons under

they tried hiding it but nah

[bitter spruce]

we got a funny guy, get this guy a round of applause

[hot wasp]

and yeah of all places u chose france

like eww dude

[neon vale]

Wallrun

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/wall-recorded-stick-fall-gif-8050949

[neon vale]

Like the exorcist

[bitter spruce]

insectsist

[gusty flare]

Paris catacombs are crazy tho

[bitter spruce]

also like not even a crawl, just full upright sprinting but on the ceiling

[hot wasp]

why is he going there the first place

death wish or something

[neon vale]

The catacombs are sick wdym

Why not go there

[hot wasp]

[gusty flare]

my french teacher used to tell us about them, like how many old buildings have entrances to them

kinda cool

[bitter spruce]

they have illegal gatherings down there its cool

[gusty flare]

yup

[neon vale]

I always wondered what the catacombs were from though

[bitter spruce]

hidden rooms with like bars and restaurants

and clubs

[neon vale]

Aren't they older than the black plague

[gusty flare]

oh damn

[neon vale]

I remember reading they have concerts in them

[bitter spruce]

yeah they just buried people ages ago

[gusty flare]

dont know the french ones but it was used mostly for burial right?

[neon vale]

I think so

Doesn't Prague and Rome have one too

[simple sage]

dave8900 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter spruce]

i have a catcomb

catacomb

[gusty flare]

i visited some catacombs in rome, really cool and creepy

[hot wasp]

i have a cat

[hot wasp]

them devil worshippers

[neon vale]

I have people with sticks in my backyard

[hot wasp]

i should go there with a 9 gauge

[neon vale]

Also known as metalheads

[bitter spruce]

shut up please

[hot wasp]

but im right

they worship satan

[bitter spruce]

please shut up

:3

[neon vale]

You're mixing the French up with the norwegians