💬┃en_offtop

[hot wasp]

lmaoo is that a half life 1 quote?

[granite reef]

Monolith L, those weebs

[void kelp]

Yes

[bitter hearth]

based hl1 reffrence

[hot wasp]

now i believe that you're a dude

[bitter spruce]

bro what

tf is wrong with you

[bitter hearth]

You! YOU ARE! ARE!!11!121

[bitter spruce]

💀

[void kelp]

Bro secretely knows im female ge just wants "pics"

[granite reef]

Wtf man

[void kelp]

Down Bad mf

[bitter spruce]

my man is like "SEND BOOBS!!!!"

[steel sapphire]

Yo kira wsp

[bitter spruce]

no way lmao

[steel sapphire]

Its been long

[hot wasp]

"secretly" like he literally posts a pic with him wearing a skirt

[void kelp]

Hi marked one!

[hot wasp]

hell nah sus af

[bitter spruce]

bro stfu

[steel sapphire]

also

Yesterday was my birthday

[granite reef]

Wtf is wrong with you? Go cure yourself

[bitter hearth]

everyone here should download synergy and play half life 2 coop with me( im bored😔 )

[hot wasp]

no one is talking to u

[hot wasp]

i will

[void kelp]

Actually, why am I trying to prove something as fundamental as my gender to randoms? Its useless. Imma just stop now

[void kelp]

Happy late birthday Strelok :D

[granite reef]

Stfu you don't talk to a person like that dumass

[steel sapphire]

Thanks Also

#🤨┃stalker_memes message I was mentioned that in memes channel

@void kelp and Its just 2 november so Its not late

[hot wasp]

did i hurt your feelings? oh no dude i never knew that you're a snowflake

[void kelp]

Didnt check it

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[steel sapphire]

Check it and react with cake

[void kelp]

Aight :3

[hot wasp]

@bitter hearthhalf life 2 got a multiplayer mod?

[steel sapphire]

and you can say Happy Birthday instead its not late

[void kelp]

Nice

[simple sage]

vaduzcommando has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ripe merlin]

Happy birthday 🥳

[granite reef]

F u wolf

[steel sapphire]

Thanks

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/ok-gif-7492450338569660588

[void kelp]

I wanna play some Total Chaos rn
Too Bad I literally havent installed it lmao

[bitter hearth]

synergy is, you have to own half life tho

[hot wasp]

imagine not owning half life lmao

[steel sapphire]

@void kelp thanks again

[hot wasp]

@bitter hearth

[void kelp]

Here, have a Pancat

[bitter hearth]

couldnt be me, i should threaten valve at gun point to make half life 3

[steel sapphire]

Awww thanks

[bitter hearth]

otherwise there will be unforseen consequences

[bitter hearth]

same

[ripe merlin]

@bitter hearth what was the plot of that 3rd half life 1 spin off that was supposedly co-op and main characters were women

[steel sapphire]

well

[hot wasp]

plus black mesa game

[steel sapphire]

Its good to getting remembered

by all of my homies

[bitter hearth]

half life decay, you play as gena and another woman

it was good mod, had fun playing with friend

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[bitter hearth]

aor jenna, forgot her name

eitherway its the 2 scientists who deliver the crystal to gordon

[hot wasp]

i dont remember no name other than gordon ramsay and alyx

[bitter hearth]

galanga the homie

[ripe merlin]

Not even shepherd?

[bitter hearth]

shepherd based

[hot wasp]

who?

[bitter hearth]

opposing force duder, how do you not know im

[hot wasp]

general shepherd cod mw2?

rip ghost

[lofty halo]

https://tenor.com/view/general-shepherd-gif-14363135213218881121

[bitter hearth]

no the, "WE WILL KICK YOUR ASS" shepherd

[bitter spruce]

and everyone wants you to stop talking

[hot wasp]

how many special snowflakes on this server

[hot wasp]

sadge

but hey activision managed to bring all dead ppl back to life somehow

[lofty halo]

The only reason I play the new ones tbh

[hot wasp]

and the new MW3 no russian lv is trash and everyone hates it

[lofty halo]

So ghost could get character development

[hot wasp]

not like the OG

[bitter hearth]

@ripe merlin the tf2 scream is awesome, i played as demoman zombie and heavy zombie, was awesome

[lofty halo]

Fr?

[hot wasp]

yep nothing like the first one and its so shit with modern stuff and censoring

i miss the old days :(

freedom in games

[hot wasp]

plus u cant kill the civis on the plane :(

[lofty halo]

I miss when they didn't make me pay 20 bucks for some useless shit.

[bitter spruce]

[lofty halo]

Bruh

[bitter hearth]

NISHIKI NOOOO

[hot wasp]

no skins but literally good dlc's with new content

[teal oracle]

REAL

[hot wasp]

now y pay once with less content and a fck ton on skin bundles

didn't they add like 200 bundles in MW 2 2

[void kelp]

Im gonna buy one of those plushies for my mom on christmas

[lofty halo]

20 bucks for zombies on AW is way more reasonable than 20 bucks for a single character skin and some other trash in the new one

[hot wasp]

yep

[lofty halo]

Man.

[hot wasp]

we want the old system back

pay for the game and pay for dlc's with actual content not skins

here's the question

how old is captain price?

in game

[teal oracle]

Very nice

[hot wasp]

dude literally go younger with each new cod

was old in cod 2

[void kelp]

It is only 15€

[hot wasp]

which was in ww2

[teal oracle]

Nice

Currently eating shrimp.

[void kelp]

:3

[hot wasp]

@urban coral krater

[bitter spruce]

cod 2 rocks

[bitter hearth]

i ate shirmp once and my face puffed up, i thought it was alergy, but i ate it again and nothing happened to me, so i guess i evloved or something

[teal oracle]

[hot wasp]

my question still stands why is price get younger with every new cod

[teal oracle]

Emission evolved into Psystorm!

[bitter spruce]

its really that shrimple

[bitter hearth]

like after 2 years of eating it, my face puffed and eyes were watery

[bitter spruce]

what

[bitter hearth]

then ate it again and i all good, tastes delicious too

[hot wasp]

he was old in cod 2 and he's like 30yo now in mw3 3

[bitter spruce]

are you actually this clueless

[bitter hearth]

who is old and why was he in cod2

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[bitter spruce]

cod 2 price is literally a different character, he obviously would be dead by the mw trilogy because he would be like 80 or 90 dumbass

[hot wasp]

captain price looked like he's 45 in cod 2 and now he's 30yo in mw3 and 2 2

[lofty halo]

The captain price in the original cod 2 is a different captain price than the one in MW

[hot wasp]

activision age works backwards

[bitter hearth]

the new modern warfare's are fan service games

[bitter spruce]

no you're just retarded

[bitter hearth]

thats why they re alived the characters

[bitter spruce]

they didn't

the new trilogy is literally a reboot

[hot wasp]

nostalgia to revive the game

[bitter spruce]

the old one is the same

[bitter hearth]

fr?

damn, i should replay all cod games

[bitter spruce]

third world country intelligence

[bitter hearth]

black ops with the homies tho

[hot wasp]

@bitter hearthfunniest thing is they made mw1 1 and mw 2 2 and now mw 3 3

very nice

[bitter spruce]

yeah

[bitter hearth]

YOU

[bitter spruce]

[bitter hearth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1009566979406970931/FA93ADD4-BB30-4368-B30E-42F2451C0499.gif?ex=654bf684&is=65398184&hm=594f6447962dfc5043e7de6a5066b8470fabae7820cbc6996e60711ce425418f&

[hot wasp]

ask the dude in the 2nd world country if he wipes his ass or wash it

[bitter hearth]

Nooo kottik cant eat!

[hot wasp]

they laugh at us while they're living of us and the oil

[void kelp]

I love gato posting

[granite reef]

||me when after 22 minutes||(very cool game spoiler)

[void kelp]

Vaduz is the god of gato posting

[void kelp]

AWW

[bitter spruce]

i've literally never seen the guy speak in my life

[granite reef]

L

[void kelp]

You must see his cat memes

[bitter spruce]

oh hi, guy

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/366504658778456064/1114592645684146246/oioIJUIK.gif

[bitter spruce]

big chomp

[bitter hearth]

tampico

[void kelp]

AHAHA

[bitter hearth]

tampico

[bitter spruce]

that me

[bitter hearth]

we make drum and bass today

[bitter spruce]

that me

[bitter hearth]

or unforseen consequences

[bitter spruce]

in 6 hours

[bitter hearth]

bet

[bitter spruce]

7

[bitter hearth]

no bet

[bitter spruce]

damn

[hot wasp]

haram

[bitter spruce]

car

[bitter hearth]

i almonst did something stupid

[hot wasp]

they just spamming sht at this point

[bitter hearth]

i saw a gif of a cat but didnt read the caption, it was mr boobs saying " im so sick of you ####### "

[bitter hearth]

we should learn how to back flip

[granite reef]

His name is big boobs, don't believe me? Go search him on internet

[bitter hearth]

no i know him

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-boob-theboobing-meow-mewo-gif-24529270

[hot wasp]

i can but fat ppl cant

[teal oracle]

Boo

[wheat rapids]

Epic

[bitter hearth]

you never know, i have a fat friend that turns into a fricking break dancer, dude has confidence, and moves

[hot wasp]

dancing is one thing for fat ppl and back flipping is another

[bitter hearth]

give me him now, i demand him become my pet

[earnest escarp]

Nope

[bitter hearth]

i will find him, and i will steal him!

[hot wasp]

average day in italy

[granite reef]

Vyatka super

[hot wasp]

[hot wasp]

sorry i dont speak spaghetti language

[granite reef]

It's russian not Italian

[hot wasp]

english only chat

[hot wasp]

denmark is a real country?

[granite reef]

You mean the Empire of the Northern Sea? Yeah it is

[hot wasp]

nice

im from the Babylonian Empire so yeah we're real

@granite reefis america real btw?

[granite reef]

Babylonia big L

Persians big enormous W

[hot wasp]

u meant the Mongols

[granite reef]

No cuz they are not mongols...except Parthians

[hot wasp]

the ccp loves to ruin stuff since that day

[granite reef]

Stfu chinese spy

[hot wasp]

chinise

says the spy with broken english

[granite reef]

I Bucking hate writing with phone

[hot wasp]

now he blaming his chinese phone

[granite reef]

I censored it with B cuz Wolf would f me

[granite reef]

It's a Huawei so that makes sense

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-work-citizen-gif-27615137

[granite reef]

😔😔😔

Guess I'll die

[hot wasp]

u didn't answer my question

[granite reef]

Which one?

[hot wasp]

is america real with a great history with no slaughtering the original ppl

[granite reef]

America? You mean ViceRoyalty Nueva España right?

[hot wasp]

no the older one before the spanish

[granite reef]

Oh

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tribal-dance-dancing-dance-tribal-tribe-gif-11784214855041906110

[granite reef]

Well I actually never been interested on them

[hot wasp]

but they're the real amercians

"americans"

[granite reef]

Just because I like ancient and medieval history

[hot wasp]

here comes the french dude

[granite reef]

Well in theory we are not autocinnons since man was born in Africa

[granite tangle]

still looking for the name of that song i posted this morning

the cringe is unbearable at this point

[hot wasp]

use shazam dude its not that hard

[granite tangle]

i cant

you use it

[hot wasp]

skill issue

[granite tangle]

( i would be very thankful)

[hot wasp]

hell nah im not helping a french

[granite tangle]

im ethnically algerian

100% kabyle

[hot wasp]

hell yeah ill help u

[granite reef]

Algeria based

(they're not lmoa)

[hot wasp]

lmoa

[granite tangle]

whe are, in fact, not lmoa, yes

[granite reef]

Lmoa is from a meme that I want to find again

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

[granite reef]

It's on my phone's gallery but I got like 7000 memes in it lmoa

[hot wasp]

give me link to that song u want

no cringe vids pls

[granite tangle]

only 7000? skill issue

[granite reef]

Oh yeah now I remember it, it was on a very black humor meme

[granite reef]

😳👍

[hot wasp]

[granite tangle]

recent saved pictures and videos

[hot wasp]

u want the song name or not lmao dude?

[granite tangle]

oh yeah

[safe edge]

More silly cats

NOW

[hot wasp]

fck cat pics

and fck cats

[safe edge]

Furry

Ban this man

[hot wasp]

i hate furries and this guy calls me a furry

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/wIILakLzvLs?feature=shared

[hot wasp]

[simple sage]

_sillylenn_ has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[granite tangle]

thats the only excerpt from it i could fine

[hot wasp]

which part of the video?

[granite tangle]

the cringe part

[hot wasp]

the anime furry one or mgs

oh

[granite tangle]

i got the metal gear rising song saved to mp3

[safe edge]

Don't fck cats guys

That shit is weird

[hot wasp]

@granite tanglepixel pig di young

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiC7_167hQ0

there u go lmao dude

[bitter hearth]

you get stoned to death for this sentence

[hot wasp]

jokes on u im already dead

[granite tangle]

thanks

https://youtu.be/WYA9GsvlK24?feature=shared

[hot wasp]

u welcome aljazera dude

[granite tangle]

i was looking for this mgrr edit in particular

[hot wasp]

now we have to algerian dudes here

[bitter hearth]

algeria not the island

[hot wasp]

[granite tangle]

(mgrr spoilers)

(if that even matters anymore)

[hot wasp]

trying to be a cringy europian with no arabic knowledge

[rough patio]

@hot wasp dont you ever say that about cats ever again

[bitter hearth]

cats are lovely creatures

[hot wasp]

to u and all cat lovers

[rough patio]

shiver me timbers

[hot wasp]

i shall banish u all to a jazera

[safe edge]

Factual

Cats keep me alive

[teal oracle]

Never let this man cook ever again
Ban this cat hater

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-when-angry-angry-china-funny-china-china-gif-23479584

they hate the haters but they dont hate the cooker in china or some parts of asia

and thats straight facts

https://tenor.com/view/i-killed-chat-just-killed-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-smoking-meme-gif-26470261

to all u cat lovershttps://store.steampowered.com/app/593280/Cat_Quest/

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[safe edge]

Another fact

Chat is spitting this time of day

[hot wasp]

you are HIV Aladeen

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-xd-gif-25076264

[hallow coyote]

[hot wasp]

why do i have some random ppl active playing games in my friends activity

[candid cloud]

You have turned that option on.

[hot wasp]

i dont think i did

[ripe merlin]

Fun new gamemode but still annoying to do all contracts, I hope I won't do them all next year as well

[hot wasp]

[void kelp]

:3

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp

[void kelp]

AWWW IS SMOL KITIES

[hot wasp]

btw i was joking with u i just wanted to see the reactions of some snowflakes

i know that you're a grill

but hey i hate cats

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-twist-his-nuts-clockwise-pin-him-down-gif-8614680096187065128

[void kelp]

I thought you could be joking, but this has happened seriously a lot of times

:3

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/smile-cat-gif-23815619

[void kelp]

And yeah, im quite a snowflake today. Today just isnt my day

[ripe merlin]

why

[hot wasp]

@teal oraclestop playing warhammer darktide in my friends activity

[hot wasp]

thats a joke as well cant u tell

i only hate dogs like fr fr

and snakes

and furries

[ripe merlin]

You're bad at comedy

[teal oracle]

IM PLAYING BAROTRAUMA TF

[hot wasp]

u started 5 minutes ago

i meant before that

[ripe merlin]

Can you carry me in campaign

[hot wasp]

my friends told me to get outlast trials for the past 10 days and now when i bought it no one wants to play

[idle pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/0001-gif-17282391190974969363

[hot wasp]

another game to the collection i guess

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hi-there-gif-16107842475380108536

[idle pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[hot wasp]

isn't that a gmod dance

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-dance-dolg-gif-21048575

[idle pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-shadow-of-chernobyl-shaker-dance-gif-26346044

[hot wasp]

huh?

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

sometimes the cucumber tastes better pickled

[sharp nest]

hello

[idle pagoda]

hi

[sharp nest]

so many new faces

[idle pagoda]

https://im.ezgif.com/tmp/ezgif-1-eaa30d506d.gif

its best gif

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh123-gif-21996436

[idle pagoda]

wut

[hot wasp]

no admins here today

[idle pagoda]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-yes-yes-yes-gif-1512544815649184580

[hot wasp]

not even the busy overclock crack cocaine guy

[ripe merlin]

Technically there is no admins

[hot wasp]

mods

[ripe merlin]

And helper

[hot wasp]

help with what exactly

u have no prems and no power here

[ripe merlin]

Trial mod

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/you-have-no-power-here-lotr-the-lord-of-the-rings-gandalf-gif-17924404

why do u have 400 hours on mordhau

chiv 2 is a better game

[ripe merlin]

I prefer mordhau because it's more competitive and harder

[hot wasp]

u a dark souls fan?

[ripe merlin]

Never had a chance to play it

[hot wasp]

😔 not chad

not mod material

[full grail]

He's british

[hot wasp]

bri ish u mean

T is silent

[full grail]

You know
I live in Britain myself

for 7 years

[earnest escarp]

My condolences

[hot wasp]

🤣

He answered instead of me

[bitter hearth]

how dare she play left handed

shameful

[lucid crow]

Osaka is right handed iirc

at least I remember her eating using her right hand

https://tenor.com/view/dog-zoiudo-gif-20531253

[bitter hearth]

not osaka, the other one

[hot wasp]

Go back to the UA chat

[bitter hearth]

how dare she play left handed

[hot wasp]

[lucid crow]

why

no

[lucid crow]

mb

yeah

how dare she

[hot wasp]

Guys chill its only cartoon who cares if she eats with her hands or feet

[bitter hearth]

such shameful act would bring unforseen consequences

[lucid crow]

bu bu but anime is not cartoon 🤓🤓

[hot wasp]

Aktchshuoaly its animation

[lucid crow]

lethal injection

[bitter hearth]

lmao

[lucid crow]

🤓☝️

[hot wasp]

Why is all mids on this server so fcking chill like damn

Other servers take notes

[bitter hearth]

we chill

bingling

[hot wasp]

Im banned permanently on like 10 to 15 servers

Gay jokes

No one wants to laugh i guess

[bitter hearth]

i almost had that my self

bet its delicious

[bitter hearth]

damn, i barely talk in more than 3

[lucid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-life-discordian-gif-24352768

[hot wasp]

I got banned on the official EA battlefield server on the first beta day of 2042 for making a gay joke

Hunt showdown server as well

[bitter hearth]

damn, sounds like you're gay

[hot wasp]

Hell yeah brotha

[lucid crow]

🫡

[hot wasp]

I would've killed myself if im gay

Git rid of myself before i start crying on the internet and demand for right and cancel ppl for shtty reasons if u know what I mean

[hot wasp]

Go back to ua chat or im gonna cancel u

[lucid crow]

it depends whether the person has received just right amount of attention in childhood I think

they're not all like that for sure

even despite that we can't blame them

[neon vale]

"man you guys are so chill, i got banned on the official EA battlefield server for making a gay joke"
instantly followed up with "I would've killed myself if im gay "

[lucid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/neco-arc-neco-gif-24251018

[neon vale]

i like how at that point the woman is just doing an arceuid cosplay but with cat ears

[hot wasp]

Exactly or just bored from life without a job

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/the-amazing-digital-circus-digital-circus-pomni-pomni-digital-circus-pomni-spongebob-gif-gif-15661409783739606993

@lucid crow

[lucid crow]

ЬУ

ME

🤯

[shy narwhal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/867090703300820992/1169462150763393064/v09044g40000cl04nrnog65tri57dfcg.mov?ex=65557d80&is=65430880&hm=d166f9e087b636e31e775653b6814daa8a589e4e81b822dd9d05b6ca06e369fb&

[hot wasp]

I honestly dont care if he's born like that like with different hormones but i hate those who do it by force and inject shit

[lucid crow]

it's their choice ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[ripe merlin]

Do you guys play stalcraft

[hot wasp]

But don't force it

[shy narwhal]

Why do you even care about that lol

[lucid crow]

it's their money after all

and business too

[neon vale]

true

[lucid crow]

I had played it before war

[hot wasp]

Cuz they're everywhere and man cant say shit to them anywhere its like they're immune

[lucid crow]

surely not

[shy narwhal]

And how does that affect you?

[lucid crow]

laws are equal for everyone

[neon vale]

no point in crying over someone else's life choices that dont affect you in any way other than being mildly annoying

[hot wasp]

I checked it and looked decent tbh plus free and might download soon

[shy narwhal]

Exactly

[neon vale]

especially people telling gay people to kill themselves because they're annoying and everywhere

it would be like telling a little cousin to kys because they're annoying you

[hot wasp]

But they should

[shy narwhal]

Like, I'm gay lol, well not really but i like dudes

I wish i was immune to laws

[hot wasp]

I'm so straight i could suck a dick and it wouldn't be gay

[shy narwhal]

That doesn't make much sense, but telling someone to kill themselves is not a good thing

[lucid crow]

if I'm not wrong it's bisexual

[shy narwhal]

Eh, yeah but still i don't care that much

[lucid crow]

me too but it's not romantic interest, more like admiring

[neon vale]

im not gay and find gay people on the internet annoying sometimes, but ive always found the people always saying things against gay people to be more annoying

[lucid crow]

me neither

nothing wrong with it too

[hot wasp]

That's gay

[lucid crow]

may be

[hot wasp]

Admiring is gay

[lucid crow]

nothing I can do then

https://tenor.com/view/chinese-wig-man-chinese-man-mald-gif-23640128

[shy narwhal]

Eh, i think some people are annoying due to their behaviour regardless if they are gay or not, because I dislike some other gay ppl as well

[neon vale]

admire jesus christ then gay boy

[neon vale]

people are annoying across the board

[hot wasp]

Im not christian

[neon vale]

muslim?

[hot wasp]

Yes

[neon vale]

isnt jesus still a prophet in islam

[hot wasp]

Yes

[neon vale]

you can still admire him in the religion then

[hot wasp]

Ofc

[neon vale]

same way how christians look up to moses

[hot wasp]

He will come back in the end

[neon vale]

i forgot muslims believe that too

[shy narwhal]

Eh, i don't believe in any religion

[hot wasp]

Kys

[shy narwhal]

Why should I

[neon vale]

lutheran i am

[lucid crow]

Jesus is just general image of the prophet of the God in whatever monotheist religion

[full grail]

https://tenor.com/view/wojak-doomer-gif-25753254

[shy narwhal]

You know Nicole

[full grail]

no don't

[full grail]

nicole??

[full grail]

I am Christian and I ain't attacking em

[shy narwhal]

You haven't played the game..

[full grail]

no

[fleet nebula]

[full grail]

I play quality games
like Insurgency

[full grail]

Elon Musk died in sleep at age of 52

[hot wasp]

I think we can stop talk about religion and lets go back to normal off topic

[bitter hearth]

@shy narwhal give half lie 3 or no stalk her

[shy narwhal]

I don't have any

[neon vale]

based as fuсk but sadly wrong

[full grail]

yeah
last thing, Religion is hella misunderstood
I fvcking abhore how everyone sees it like a faction

but anyways yeah you're right
enough (although I just came)

[bitter hearth]

no stocker for you

[neon vale]

it is though

[full grail]

no

[neon vale]

religion as a concept is really "ride or die" especially with monotheism

[lucid crow]

why

[neon vale]

just because its factionalistic doesnt mean people cant be nice to eachother though

[lucid crow]

you're free to choose after all

[full grail]

holy shit it's Snovv

[lucid crow]

hello Sevka

[full grail]

I didn't realise

[lucid crow]

🫡

[full grail]

bruh I thought that's what you meant
that can't be nice, but ok I thought wrong

[neon vale]

you're free to choose but the denominations and general idea is to follow the institution that propegates it

[shy narwhal]

Good thing I don't care about religion, but apparently religions don't like me being gay

[full grail]

yeah forget about it
anyways

[hot wasp]

We evolved from monkies

[full grail]

never knew you are?

[hot wasp]

And earth is flat

[full grail]

right anyways
Anyone plays Gmod on high end?

[shy narwhal]

It couldn't be more obvious

[full grail]

It's still lagging on high amount of npcs

[hot wasp]

Time to hit the hay Gn everyone

[neon vale]

finally someone who uses that saying

[bitter hearth]

so you are admiting that you are gay

lier

[lucid crow]

tbh it was a revelation for me just now

[bitter hearth]

lyier

markiplier

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[teal oracle]

SWEDISH HERITAGE
KILL

[lucid crow]

not in a bad sense ofc

[shy narwhal]

[neon vale]

"hit the hay shes burning oil" is the saying ive heard my family use regularly

interesting that it mashes together two idioms

[hot wasp]

American?

[neon vale]

midwestern NIGERIAN

[hot wasp]

So you're fat

[lucid crow]

I love you either way

[neon vale]

nah we eat corn here

[lucid crow]

🫡

[neon vale]

and fish

[bitter hearth]

corn and fish awewsome

[neon vale]

and cheese
a lot of fuсking cheese

[bitter hearth]

i eat food, and sustenance

and alot of anti fungi

[hot wasp]

Midwestern means texas and those nearby right?

[bitter hearth]

we should slug cat

we should make the world rain

[neon vale]

thats south

NIGERIA

[bitter hearth]

we should rain the worlds

[shy narwhal]

[bitter hearth]

the rain is risky

[neon vale]

true

[bitter hearth]

call it risk of rain

[hot wasp]

So you're a farmer living a simple life

[bitter hearth]

@lucid crow this is the first time im seeing you speak here

[neon vale]

its something to strive for

the city isnt horrible though

[hot wasp]

[neon vale]

just a lotta hippies in it though

[hot wasp]

And homeless people

[lucid crow]

not the first time I'm hearing this in recent times

[bitter hearth]

been busy?

[lucid crow]

sorta

[neon vale]

true

ive seen tent communities

[hot wasp]

Yes its the first time u being here and u dont belong here so get back to UA chat

[bitter hearth]

aye, take good care

[neon vale]

its pretty sad

[bitter hearth]

it is

[lucid crow]

have a nice one too king

[bitter hearth]

ive seen em too, i tried living a day with em

[lucid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-the-amazing-digital-circus-cute-stare-pose-cute-gif-11453709685647045861

[hot wasp]

Average 1st world country L

[neon vale]

pomnis the worst character tbh

[shy narwhal]

I go for Kinger

[bitter hearth]

your pfp reminds me of that one character at the start of call of duty world at war, that chinese man who smokes the cigaret and puts it out in your friend

[neon vale]

arent like half the people in 3rd world countries homeless

[bitter hearth]

king better

[neon vale]

my old pfp

[hot wasp]

[hot wasp]

Your media is fcked

[lucid crow]

she's okay'ish

[bitter hearth]

@shy narwhal next friday is soc friday day, online soc

[bitter hearth]

if the ppl dont come and play, there will be unforseen consequences

[neon vale]

africa:

[candid cloud]

Good night.

[fleet nebula]

[hot wasp]

Im not in Africa

[bitter hearth]

Good night faker, take good care of your self

[neon vale]

who said you were

[shy narwhal]

[neon vale]

im saying people in africa are homeless

[hot wasp]

Im from the rich country u guys invaded saying we had a nuke in 2003

[neon vale]

first website i found

[hot wasp]

[neon vale]

ok

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-of-fear-simon-simon-cry-of-fear-face-tracking-funny-gif-12908399851572528275

[hot wasp]

No sht Sherlock

[neon vale]

i forgot

[neon vale]

not very first world

[ripe merlin]

Halloween event rn

[bitter hearth]

DUUUUDE I GOT AN IDEA

dragon ball z coop

bro

[hot wasp]

@bitter hearth take him/her to a jazera

[neon vale]

which one, dbfz?

[hot wasp]

[bitter hearth]

the one where you chose characters and fight your friend, like naruto storm 4

[neon vale]

probabaly dbfz then

[bitter hearth]

who penguan?, penguan is from mali, hes allready in africa

[hot wasp]

I have alot of unplayed games and cant just download another so might be soon :/

[hot wasp]

Bro just said he's an American

[neon vale]

nigeria 🇳🇬 💪

[bitter hearth]

hes lying

[neon vale]

false

[bitter hearth]

hes been to america yes

[hot wasp]

Average African arab country behavior

[bitter hearth]

he visited me, but then they sent him back

[hot wasp]

[neon vale]

too dark

[hot wasp]

Kinda sus

2 dudes meeting each other

[bitter hearth]

you are sus

[neon vale]

you are sus

[hot wasp]

Says the guy who speaks Spanish and french since he was a kid

[bitter hearth]

penguan isnt algerian

hes nigerian🇳🇬

[hot wasp]

Im talking to u

[bitter spruce]

hello guys

[hot wasp]

Jazera boy

[bitter spruce]

have you never had a friend before

[bitter hearth]

Me?

[neon vale]

come to abuja

[bitter spruce]

@carmine forge

[bitter spruce]

i should visit you guys agaib

[bitter hearth]

im not algerian, im german, i live in mexico now

[hot wasp]

Is that in Mexico?

[bitter spruce]

the last time i flew over there was awesome

[bitter hearth]

no thats in asia

what are you talking about

[hot wasp]

Huh

[bitter spruce]

gotdam ebonics brain

[bitter hearth]

i live in emxico

[neon vale]

middle of nigeria

[hot wasp]

Im going to sleep fck that

Me fr

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/manhunt2-manhunt-game-manhunt-manhunt2game-daniel-lamb-gif-27405542

[hot wasp]

Manhunt death

[bitter hearth]

@hot wasp are you jazera man

[hot wasp]

No im from iraq no jazera news

[bitter hearth]

you sound chinese

[bitter hearth]

you should play project zomboid

and kill every zombie

[hot wasp]

Played the tutorial and delete

Trash game

[neon vale]

kill this man

[hot wasp]

As i said before

U can't kill what is already dead

Gn

Krater

[urban coral]

His night might become a permanent one

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074926945676054598/1164609849548623912/caption.gif?ex=6543d671&is=65316171&hm=d5fd09892ba4517c060c41567b2cd0ada2cc8b3d7de879a7c06702391e6349ae&

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-gif-13890949620129424116

[neon vale]

FUСK

[bitter spruce]

what

how

[hot wasp]

U wish me death im gonna report u to the UN and krater devs

[bitter spruce]

what the hell is krater

[urban coral]

Let them come

[hot wasp]

Ask him

[urban coral]

I hate the Anti Christ

[bitter spruce]

what the hell is krater

[hot wasp]

Here we go again

[urban coral]

Dungeon Crawler set in post-apocalyptic Sweden

[bitter spruce]

boring

[urban coral]

Yup

[hot wasp]

Now enjoy him mentioning the game twice every day

Literally brain wash to get u buy the game

[bitter spruce]

he does that with warhammer

[bitter hearth]

hes from mali, hje gets special privliges

[hot wasp]

My birthday is in 4 days and i expect a krater wrapped tesla as a gift from u

[bitter spruce]

true

[bitter spruce]

shut up

@neon vale remove that reaction right now

[neon vale]

no

[bitter hearth]

did you know that jimms was ex-yakuza, he doesnt have the little finger@hot wasp

[bitter spruce]

why the hell would you tell him that

[bitter hearth]

jimms send your hand pic

oh shit you still working?

[bitter spruce]

no what the hell, thats gonna get the feds all over me

[bitter hearth]

my bad

@hot wasp forget what i said

[urban coral]

And I told you that your birthday should've been earlier

[bitter spruce]

you think imma just sit around all day doing nothing? i am trying to be a civilian now

[urban coral]

Legit skill issue

[hot wasp]

Yeah gn and fck off

[bitter hearth]

[bitter spruce]

now i said that in a public discord, he's definitely gonna go fed hunting on me

[bitter hearth]

they are on your back now

[bitter hearth]

good night

[bitter spruce]

cocksucker

[bitter hearth]

😔

[neon vale]

this is the fourth time you said good night

[urban coral]

Funky

[bitter spruce]

and he responds

[bitter spruce]

hey crumby, i have a question

[bitter hearth]

the ost of NOD sometimes be fire

[urban coral]

You know, why sleep when you can play Krater?

Which one

[bitter spruce]

hey crumby, i have a question

[urban coral]

'Sup Tampon

[bitter spruce]

ever considered returning to Goon Chat

[urban coral]

No

[bitter spruce]

alright fair

[urban coral]

Not really

[bitter spruce]

we miss you

[urban coral]

Who's "we"?

[bitter spruce]

the server

offtop vets

[bitter hearth]

the one where, drums* drums* drums* music* alien* alien* that playes in skirmish battles

[urban coral]

They should join STOC if they miss me

[bitter spruce]

they are all already here

[urban coral]

Uh

Then there's no need to miss me

[bitter spruce]

they just talk there rather than here

[urban coral]

Understandable

[bitter spruce]

join back :)

[urban coral]

Unfortunately, I know how convos in Goon Chat tend to go

[bitter spruce]

same as here tbh

[bitter hearth]

they raptured slayer

[bitter spruce]

my only filter here is words

[urban coral]

Ah, so the server died?

[bitter hearth]

its 50 % safe

[urban coral]

I still got no clue what song you mean

[bitter hearth]

i dont know its name

but i remember there was this one ost that was fire

i heard it when i did skirmish battles, against alien and GDI

man i wanna play zero hour with you and the homies

it will be so much fun

[bitter spruce]

not at all

[urban coral]

https://youtu.be/vkFtR6wKECY?si=WazbEKjTG0zAHpaI

[bitter spruce]

you have zero hour?

[worldly cape]

yo these snorks need to chill

[full grail]

People still play ZERO HOUR?

[full grail]

Chłopie one są BEZPŁODNE

Znaczy...
TO JEST ZMUTOWANY CHŁOP

[full grail]

Honestly Zero Hour feels stale

[bitter hearth]

nah not with friends

[low mist]

Snork bouta make me act up

[bitter spruce]

actually i dont like it anymore

[void kelp]

so you can play krater more efficiently

[low mist]

That mg nest at the start of clear sky makes my blood boil

[void kelp]

if you cant do the holy run

then are you really a stalker?

[neon vale]

true

it took me an hour to get past

[low mist]

I did do it but let’s just say it wasn’t first try

[void kelp]

no dmg?

[median rune]

There is a hidden cache in a tree that is a little buggy, I can not take all the objects and does not finish the mission, this has happened to me before, but "I could see the object", I could not take it but I could see it, I threw a grenade and the object came out of place and I could take it, but this time I do not see the missing object, any help? I leave a picture

Any help? I have tried reloading the save many times, but the missing object is hidden, I suspect it must be inside the tree or under the ground...

[bitter spruce]

delete your gmae

[median rune]

Ok, when I find this "gmae" I liquidate it.

[low mist]

https://tenor.com/view/guts-berserk-rage-berserk-rage-berserk-guts-rage-gif-24940544

[ripe merlin]

Some of the stashes are bugged in anoamly, example one near the entrance from dark valley to that new level that has a lot of old parked unstable cars and helicopters. There's a stash on a fence post but it's hitbox for opening it is 2 metres above it and invisible

[granite tangle]

i dont get people that say it took them hours to get past it

you literally have to run diagonally

and press f1 and f2 sometimes

[ripe merlin]

Sounds like someone is playing on rookie

[granite tangle]

i always play on stalker

[ripe merlin]

You see the difference between stalker and master is

That mg mows you down, in stalker is suppresses you

[granite tangle]

playing on master ever

[ripe merlin]

Master is the most fun difficulty

[granite tangle]

it makes the game un-fun in my opinion

take another game's highest difficulty level

[ripe merlin]

On master it's still too easy

[granite tangle]

mgs2 european extreme, for example

it does it right

a tough, but fun challenge for those acquainted with the game

master is just the masochist difficulty

[ripe merlin]

Master is for when you wanna finish the game fast

And not have to empty out a whole mag on one enemy

I think sir vasim or sir crimson posted a document that explains stalker difficulties and that enemies being bullet sponges is just an illusion

[void kelp]

Yes I was about to ermm actually

[ripe merlin]

Do you have it

[void kelp]

No but I know its bs

[ripe merlin]

Wym

[void kelp]

Im saying it is an illusion

[ripe merlin]

Yes

At least when I first played the game I used rookie difficulty and I remember having to empty out a couple of mags into bandits with pistols

[void kelp]

Not a health thing an inaccuracy thing

Because all guns do not shoot where you want them to in og stalker

[ripe merlin]

The amount of randomness is crazy, especially in clear sky, it shoots everywhere but foward

[void kelp]

Stalker fans when they shoot a gun in real life and the bullet goes where they aimed it

(Impossible)

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story-buzz-lightyear-years-of-academy-training-wasted-gif-23968096

[void kelp]

Tbf I take that mechanic more as a balancing thing to make you feel less like the average fps protagonist when playing the game

[ripe merlin]

Idk, that random accuracy makes you more of a protagonist because every other NPC can aim better

[void kelp]

Yk soc was in dire need of body despawning

[ripe merlin]

Why

[void kelp]

When you go by areas where a certain npc spawns after you play enough the entire area is just corpses, for example the entrance to the agroprom from garbage

[ripe merlin]

I always run past those bandits, no point in killing them

[void kelp]

I feel bad for not doing it

[earnest escarp]

should've posted this earlier

[urban coral]

X

Oh, and heck y'all for not playing on Master difficulty

[low mist]

Rookie difficulty for the real stalkers 😎

[full grail]

shut up it's people's fault Master is so popular

I play on Master because stalker killed the difficulty aspect for me in every game

[low mist]

relax buddy boy its only a joke

and a game

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1004215299459002428/1170205830407270411/Entertainingobeseaboriginal_3ce494_11035567.png?ex=6558321b&is=6545bd1b&hm=6fc1c778c191fab12742ef90b6c45430e1c24e12f0d5b13783c2dc7e5227721e&

[formal ingot]

The BTR-80 saw this gif, got scared and left the server....

[polar prairie]

good morning en_offtop ‼️

[bitter hearth]

good morning Valen‼️

[void kelp]

why do you go against every breath i take

[bitter hearth]

X to doubt

[little arrow]

destroyed btr-80

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-мочёня-нож-knife-explosion-gif-26789999

[little arrow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1170261694635843645/knifebig.gif?ex=65586622&is=6545f122&hm=e33bde4dede7054f6845d0a91fa169de6364c8a7fe3d484a4c905a92ab4ad40d&

[little arrow]

M9 bayyonet

[urban coral]

I'd rather play as a Rookie than play on Novice

[urban coral]

If she breathes...

[steel sapphire]

Hello chat

[runic dew]

Apple lovers rejoice over this.

[void kelp]

if she can tell the clock

[steel sapphire]

why clock too

[neon vale]

on master it takes far longer

it 1shots or will get you so low you bleed out anyway

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/war-is-coming-cat-of-war-cat-cats-gif-10315471693685787999

[candid cloud]

No way.

[granite tangle]

why does he look like he knows what i am

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942659066849172

[steel sapphire]

british shorthairs

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/2FykDP0_SSI?si=CPV9RFUpE1Y1AVFp

[dense star]

I did it
https://youtu.be/VQm3brsWDxI

Roman have some competition

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/aminagifs-gif-25043432

[waxen hare]

Bruh

[bitter hearth]

no way he

[bitter hearth]

a moose with diving gear

[waxen hare]

bruh...

[granite tangle]

why did liquid look so different from the others

[earnest escarp]

He got the crap genes

Which is why he wants his pop's dead body in 1, so he can be cool or something idk

[tepid matrix]

@urban coral look what im found
Do you know thats picture ?

[neon vale]

REAL

[tepid matrix]

Cossacks write a letter to the Turkish sultan
Space marine write a letter to horus

[steel sapphire]

omg

[tepid matrix]

Have you ever reed text?

[steel sapphire]

Im turkish

thats why

and turkey mentioned

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/turk-turkish-man-meme-turkey-turkey-gif-27676952

[tepid matrix]

in this text they wrote a whole bunch of insulting text to the Sultan of the Ottoman Empire

[steel sapphire]

That sucks then

[neon vale]

i like the folklore that it was comprised of many different swears and obscenities

[tepid matrix]

well, these are typical Cossacks, when asked to surrender and bow their heads, they simply sent an insult letter and trolling

[steel sapphire]

I had stalker version

but My meme folder got too much memes

My polish friend:

[teal oracle]

[steel sapphire]

[steel sapphire]

my greek friend:

[steel sapphire]

?

[tepid matrix]

Just reaction

[burnt forum]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-small-smol-wobbly-fluffy-gif-16352750

[full grail]

Cockroach life

[steel sapphire]

..

Im turkish ya know?

[full grail]

oh interesting
wait can you give me context of turkey = cockroach?

the fact you said it like this tells me it's something bad

[small ice]

anyone got that "What are you, some kind of stalker?" meme video?

[waxen hare]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-pyro-main-furry-gif-17940393590703774398

[small ice]

ty

[neon vale]

its probably just people calling turkish people cockroaches

calling someone a cockroach was already a thing before that

[void kelp]

@urban coral https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gfVrfaAk0Y0

night lords moment

[urban coral]

Truly a Moment™️

[urban coral]

Truly an Emperor's Children moment

[void kelp]

im in love with this guy

https://youtube.com/shorts/AxUpezg_Vu4?si=C0uqKqNJCRBcOEO8

he is the incarnation of cat zoomies in human form

[urban coral]

He do B neat

[void kelp]

you should check his channel

he is super impressive

[urban coral]

I know

[granite tangle]

finally

i can play metal gear rising

[void kelp]

skill issue, get a better taste in games

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAy---wp_DQ

[granite tangle]

bro, i played almost all the other metal gear games

my taste in games is fine

im not just playing it for the memes

[fleet nebula]

[full grail]

https://youtu.be/YYLUyOBgNBo?si=W-EQ6s0eLfiRwoJW

What ya'll think of this Escape From Midwhich Valley end bit?

Actually anyone listens to Carpenter Brut or Pertubator

[void kelp]

goo goo gah gah fr

[low mist]

Newest aot ep got me depressed

[lament zealot]

AoT is still going?

[valid jay]

typical slop consumer

[low mist]

u good?

[low mist]

yea the final ep just came out

[steel sapphire]

Idk man

[steel sapphire]

Idk man