💬┃en_offtop

[bitter spruce]

if you know what i mean

[steel sapphire]

Thanks

[bitter hearth]

literaly me

[steel sapphire]

Idk what to wish

Prolly a nitro or something

[bitter hearth]

wish for free stalker 2 code

[bitter spruce]

s2 sdk

[steel sapphire]

You mean free stalker 2?

[urban coral]

I'd wish for C&C4 Renegade

[bitter spruce]

id wish for you TO SHUT UPPP!!!!!!!!

[bitter hearth]

I'd wish for half life 3

[urban coral]

And, did it work?

[bitter spruce]

no

ill try again next year

[steel sapphire]

I wish for Stalker 2

And Some nitro

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah

[urban coral]

Wish granted
https://www.stalker2.com/en

[steel sapphire]

Errrrrr

[bitter spruce]

thats like

4 dollars

[bitter hearth]

#💬┃en_offtop message
@steel sapphire

[steel sapphire]

WTF IS ECONOMY

Thanks

[steel sapphire]

Well I can pre order

for 300+ turkish liras?

[urban coral]

You could

[steel sapphire]

Well

And Still wishing for nitro too

But Who cares nitro

[urban coral]

Nitro's neat, but not worth it

Especially for the price

[bitter spruce]

this guys a TURK????

[urban coral]

Ikr

[bitter spruce]

EEWWWWWWWWWWEEW

[bitter hearth]

get this man a nitro

[steel sapphire]

You greek?

[bitter spruce]

yeah

[steel sapphire]

Thats great

I have a greek friend

[bitter spruce]

im greek

[bitter spruce]

thats me!

[bitter hearth]

i love greek

[bitter spruce]

shut up

[steel sapphire]

I have another greek friend

[bitter hearth]

No

arizona should surrender and become albania 2.0

[steel sapphire]

Well

[urban coral]

It ams tyme

[bitter spruce]

interesting

[steel sapphire]

@bitter spruce heres my greek friend

[bitter spruce]

tjats me

[steel sapphire]

wai what?

[bitter spruce]

yup its been a psyop this whole time

[urban coral]

@bitter hearth

[bitter spruce]

i actually own 67 accounts and all if them are your friends

[steel sapphire]

Then tell me a word that mango said to me before

[bitter spruce]

the

[steel sapphire]

I meant sentence

[bitter spruce]

hello

[urban coral]

"happy birthday"

[bitter spruce]

dammit

[steel sapphire]

Well

[urban coral]

[steel sapphire]

Expect of that

[bitter spruce]

he goes like "HWATS UP GUYSBITS ME MANGO HERE"

thats him

[steel sapphire]

No he sometimes say

that Im a mongol

You were wrong

[bitter spruce]

yeah i was gonna say that next

[bitter hearth]

yo its him

[steel sapphire]

yeah yeah

also

[bitter spruce]

im mango

[steel sapphire]

@bitter spruce Got proof that youre greek?

[bitter spruce]

i got the greek stare

[urban coral]

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/062/246/668/large/jaime-martinez-white-scars-cover-01.jpg?1682678234

[bitter hearth]

he is yakuza, the become dragon

[bitter spruce]

warhammer mentioned, i will now overdose

[bitter hearth]

LEAVEEEE!@!@!!!#$

[bitter spruce]

FUUCCCCKIINNG LEEEEAAAAVEEB!nnNnba'jJHvBbB!!!!!!!!!$€&&€

[bitter hearth]

REGHGEGGGGGGGGGGGERRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEAGK1§4A4♠549W██b7☻1 123☺366☻1♥)♦♠♣♦@6*(&9876*(766

[bitter spruce]

hey man can we cool it

[bitter hearth]

understandable, good day

[bitter spruce]

im gonna have to take action as owner of the server

[urban coral]

https://cdna.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/003/020/314/large/ed-warp-art-bfg-space-marines-blood-angels-capitains-01.jpg?1468579207

https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/images/images/008/629/945/large/tze-kun-chin-the-blood-angels.jpg?1514066367

Silence

[granite tangle]

are these the guys that wage war for the emperor

[hot wasp]

bro is turkish and can literally buy a whole year nitro for like 6$ or some shit

[urban coral]

One of many

Unless you mean Imperial Stormtroopers

[hot wasp]

is that super mario in the middle ?

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/empire-starwars-gif-18985362

[urban coral]

No

[granite tangle]

they exist in warhammer lore?

[hot wasp]

ohh its the dude from krater

[urban coral]

Uh, no. Those are Imperial Stormtroopers from Star Wars

Although, yeah, 40k does have Stormtroopers

[granite tangle]

but they're not star wars 'troopers, yes?

[urban coral]

https://s01.riotpixels.net/data/ee/a3/eea338d6-6d18-4bd8-9c58-47a00c28e333.png.480p.png/artwork.krater.326x480.2011-11-03.4.png

[urban coral]

Nope

[hot wasp]

my bday in 5days

[urban coral]

That long?

[hot wasp]

and i wish for a job

[urban coral]

My birthday is only one day long

[hot wasp]

beggers cant be choosers i guess

[urban coral]

Go to the Krater and become a Freedigger

[hot wasp]

i wish for krater

[urban coral]

You can't wish yet, it's not your birthday yet

[hot wasp]

bro one month before cyberpunk launched i asked a friend for the give and he gave me it

[urban coral]

Bruh

[hot wasp]

me and him are no longer friends

he was american and for some reason he started asking for money to be my friend

300$ a month

average fat guy behavior

[urban coral]

Literally

[hot wasp]

u ever played postal 2?

[urban coral]

Nah

[hot wasp]

u should its one of the best

[urban coral]

Yup

One day

[hot wasp]

its on sale atm so cheap

90% off

[urban coral]

As is Krater

[hot wasp]

krater is not on sale

[urban coral]

Then you're too late

[gray jetty]

why would you actually want a cyber truck

elon musk is a hack

and his cars are terrible

[hot wasp]

cyberpunk overclock dude

not a cyber truck

[gray jetty]

oh

lmao

[hot wasp]

your brain is fcked up cuz of the overclocking and thinking about silicon titties

[gray jetty]

silicon titties suck

[hot wasp]

yeah u suck on them ofc

[gray jetty]

nothing like the real thing

[urban coral]

No, these ones suck

[hot wasp]

i love me some latinas man

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/agent-richardson-cia-cia-agent-richardson-yakuza-gif-24947939

[hot wasp]

all legit thicc and juicy

[urban coral]

Honestly?

🚿

[hot wasp]

u into fembois?

[urban coral]

🚿

[hot wasp]

asian pixelated stuff?

[urban coral]

🚿

[hot wasp]

chicks with diks?

[urban coral]

🚿

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/870739951690604615/1111275513227513856/caption.gif

[hot wasp]

krater?

[urban coral]

[hot wasp]

hell yeah

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-harder-baboon-mentality-gif-22115122

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-yeah-baby-woooooooooo-thats-what-ive-been-waiting-for-yeah-gif-22417308

images u can hear

[gray jetty]

literally

[urban coral]

Same

[hot wasp]

is that vin diesel ?

[urban coral]

[hot wasp]

oh its johnney sins

[earnest escarp]

Max Kayne

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/who-dat-snoop-gif-15116696

[lucid crow]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-casey-alan-wake-2-alan-wake-thinking-confront-gif-10459316016211186973

is this max payne

[hot wasp]

thats the OG chad max payne

[earnest escarp]

Discount Max Payne

[lucid crow]

[earnest escarp]

since Rockstar holds the rights to Max Payne, so they drummed up Alex Casey for the Alan Wake series

[hot wasp]

wrong channel go UA

[earnest escarp]

who's basically Max Payne in all but name

[lucid crow]

won't

[hot wasp]

we have overclock jesus here

[steel sapphire]

?

[lucid crow]

it makes sense now

thanks

[earnest escarp]

Speaking of which, I need to finish Alan Wake 1 and then slog through American Nightmare so I can play 2

[steel sapphire]

Yo

[hot wasp]

rockstar us evil but they make good games

well used to

[steel sapphire]

I see that mod for the first time

[lucid crow]

[hot wasp]

she/he/they from the UA chat no EN

[steel sapphire]

En mod

[lucid crow]

I'm en too

[lucid crow]

he

[steel sapphire]

also

I wanna remention that

today is my bday

[lucid crow]

happy birthday king

[steel sapphire]

and I also should talk in #💬┃ua_offtop

[lucid crow]

👑

[steel sapphire]

Thanks

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-coffee-sam-lake-gif-18077867239628727999

[steel sapphire]

Nah I dont understand alllat

[earnest escarp]

God bless Sam Lake

[hot wasp]

we heard that since yesterday and you're spamming

[steel sapphire]

Yesterday?

[hot wasp]

check his chat log mods

[steel sapphire]

Well

[hot wasp]

and if im lying and he didn't mention his bday yesterday u can ban me

[earnest escarp]

perma ban

[hot wasp]

[steel sapphire]

I just wanted to mention the other people who doesnt know @hot wasp

[hot wasp]

im a man of my word

[steel sapphire]

Sorry If I did smth wrong

[earnest escarp]

and any alts

[steel sapphire]

...

[earnest escarp]

you're either good or you're gone

[hot wasp]

no alts cuz alts for noobs

[steel sapphire]

Look Im sorry man

[earnest escarp]

Don't be sorry

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cinder-block-gif-25583904

[earnest escarp]

Happy Birthday though

https://tenor.com/view/revolver-ocelot-gif-26257771

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[urban coral]

Space Super Mongolians

[hot wasp]

from krater?

[urban coral]

40k

[hot wasp]

:(

[steel sapphire]

Oh thanks

[steel sapphire]

Im turkish not mongol

[hot wasp]

same thing

[steel sapphire]

My greek friend spells it as " Mongul"

[urban coral]

Your friend calls you a Mongol

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-day-rey-mysterio-gif-27678134

[steel sapphire]

Well

[gray jetty]

you didn't know max payne is a real person

[earnest escarp]

Maihkes Payine

[steel sapphire]

he just calling it doesnt mean that Im mongul

[urban coral]

So?

[steel sapphire]

Or mongol

[earnest escarp]

and the antagonist lady in MP1 is his IRL mom

[steel sapphire]

Im turkish

[gray jetty]

max payne him self came on stage to tell us about Allen wake 2

[urban coral]

So?

[hot wasp]

hell yeah

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/max-payne-never-gonna-give-you-up-rick-roll-wombo-gif-21862413

[hot wasp]

i bought the trilogy before rockstar pulled the plug on the first 2 on steam

[gray jetty]

L

tbh i don't like 3 very much

[hot wasp]

kinda fun but 1 and 2 are the best

[earnest escarp]

Too cutscene heavy

[urban coral]

I mean, is it even a Max Payne game?

[earnest escarp]

But the gameplay is nice

[steel sapphire]

HOLY SHEET

MAX PAYNE MENTIONED!!!!1

[urban coral]

Or is it like the typical "New company takes already existing title and tries to cash in"?

[gray jetty]

sam lake didn't write max payne 3

no wonder its not that good

[urban coral]

And there we have it

[hot wasp]

yeah not even the same character in game

bald fck

[gray jetty]

nah

[earnest escarp]

MP3 is kinda crap though since you can't shootdodge through doors because of the ragdoll system

[gray jetty]

your playing as max payne

but.........

[steel sapphire]

Max payne 2 was my childhood

[gray jetty]

not my max payne broski

[hot wasp]

you're not max payne

[urban coral]

It's Max Payne, but he got AAA'd

[gray jetty]

i forgot these guys did control

control looked cool

[hot wasp]

good times back on my pentium 4 and nvidia 8800gpu

[earnest escarp]

And Quantum Break

[gray jetty]

pentium 4 was holding back your gpu so hard 💀

[hot wasp]

is a decent game

[gray jetty]

that shit wouldn't have even hit 10 percent of it's full performance

[hot wasp]

who the fck knew anything about bottlenecking back then

[earnest escarp]

I wonder if the pirated version of Quantum Break still gives the main character an eyepatch

[gray jetty]

lots of people

ive spent many hours of my life reading through ancient forums on this kinda thing lol

[hot wasp]

all we did is start refresh win xp alot then get some kinda of error then u play

[urban coral]

@hot wasp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=To7AXQAjZWc

[hot wasp]

nerds like u

all we knew back then is hey the game runs smooth or the game is stuttering a bit

[gray jetty]

pentium 4 pipe line stalling be like

was a common issue with more modern stuff

the cpus pipeline would just stall for multiple cycles casuing massive amounts of stuttering

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-black-guy-what-akward-gif-26811297

[steel sapphire]

@gray jetty Man

yk what?

[gray jetty]

pentium 4 ipc was terrible

[hot wasp]

all i see is u mentioning pipes and boy i love pipes

[gray jetty]

which was how its clock speed was so high

[hot wasp]

no homo

[steel sapphire]

Max payne was my childhood @gray jetty

[gray jetty]

they made the instructions per clock super low and the function pipeline super long

so they could make number bigger

[gray jetty]

when max payne came out i was 1 year old

[hot wasp]

@gray jettyhow old are u?

[gray jetty]

20

[steel sapphire]

Damn

[hot wasp]

wtf

u should call me sir then

[steel sapphire]

Suprised tbh

[urban coral]

The fact people still believe that is amazing

[steel sapphire]

man

[gray jetty]

do i need to get my birth certificate

[steel sapphire]

The party was over

[hot wasp]

i know a nerd like him he's like 35 or something

[steel sapphire]

But I had a great time

thanks to yall

[bitter hearth]

aye

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/damn-right-fuck-off-gordon-ramsey-angry-leave-gif-16355014

[steel sapphire]

You too

[urban coral]

Wolf racist towards a master wizard

[hot wasp]

if you're 20 for real im gonna go kms

[gray jetty]

i am

[hot wasp]

[gray jetty]

[cosmic ether]

What faction would Gordon be?

[gray jetty]

I missed the golden era of this hobby believe me

[urban coral]

Wait, what the heck, it warned me for a word I never even said

[gray jetty]

i know it

[hot wasp]

bro is born in 2002 and says miss the era

bich what era

[gray jetty]

the era of late 90s computing

and early 2000s computing

I'd have been repping the team you better believe it

[steel sapphire]

So you literally born in millenium?

[gray jetty]

i was born on december 22nd 2002

[steel sapphire]

50 days left

Happy early birthday

[gray jetty]

im just mad i never got into this hobby sooner

[cosmic ether]

Winter baby.

[gray jetty]

i got in just a little too late

if id started 2 years earlier id have so much more stuff

[steel sapphire]

Bro

[earnest escarp]

Jack Frost

[gray jetty]

i started collecting in 2020

which was when this hobby suddenly went main stream

and all the prices exploded

before that most cards could be had for like 40 bux

same cards now cost over 500 dollars

https://www.ebay.com/itm/166227029423

https://www.ebay.com/itm/186083626256

[lucid crow]

i did knew

[gray jetty]

based

we love max payne

[steel sapphire]

Its a millenium thats why

[gray jetty]

my voodoo 5 5500 that i own

i pulled out of the trash

[steel sapphire]

Wtf

[gray jetty]

and a german mate saved em

its secondary memory chips had all died

mate is doing gods work

so many have already been lost

[urban coral]

Honestly dawg?

[gray jetty]

your just wrong sorry bro

[urban coral]

*You're

[candid cloud]

Ey, that's my meme.

[bitter hearth]

yakuza soundtrack is awesome

[gray jetty]

They are the ones who laid the foundation for gaming on the pc as we know it today

said gaming would be infinitely more amazing had history played out differently

we were set back over 15 years that day

[urban coral]

[gray jetty]

took us till 2019 just to get back to where we were in 2000

[cosmic ether]

What?

[bitter spruce]

2004 was three years ago....

[steel sapphire]

Real?

[urban coral]

Real

[gray jetty]

Not real

[steel sapphire]

Y'oure*

[urban coral]

Real

[urban coral]

*You're

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/viKozIDg43I?si=XENENoH8KTcM6J7i

https://tenor.com/view/tekken-paul-pheonix-paul-rizz-rizz-meme-gif-27410629

[steel sapphire]

Real

[bitter spruce]

man really just posted yakuza 3

[earnest escarp]

It's got some great tracks

What you want

[urban coral]

Honestly? Receive and Bite You Gang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhfemB6LZBs

[bitter spruce]

soundtrack is mid

yakuza zero and kiwami 2 rock

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-retro-games-revenant-aaaaaa-gif-13261826

TBH I'm biased since it's the same guy that did the soundtrack for F-Zero GX

done most of the Yakuza music

[urban coral]

@hot wasp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fp193wPqeng

More Krater for you

[hot wasp]

i still can't believe this dude is 20

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/ZIDQdHneoTk?si=aygzNJpHaXjEq6_H

[hot wasp]

fck krater man

now im back to depresso mode

:(

[urban coral]

You're the one who keeps mentioning it

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-cinema-homelander-cinema-gif-26650685

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/katana-zero-samurai-death-dead-gif-15975670

[urban coral]

https://clan.akamai.steamstatic.com/images//27850661/e10512a872da3c77a8c50603c38ec18b46858acd.gif

[void kelp]

huh?

[hot wasp]

is that supe rmario brothers 2 gameplay?

[urban coral]

No, it's Krater

[hot wasp]

oh

thought so

[urban coral]

It's obviously Katana ZERO

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

never heard of it

[urban coral]

It's the game Mattie really loves

[hot wasp]

who?

[urban coral]

Renegadis

[earnest escarp]

Gods of Zona

[urban coral]

[hot wasp]

they started speaking spanish

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-shocked-cat-silly-cat-cat-kitten-gif-7414586676150300212

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tikitiki-ti-tiki-takataka-taka-gif-27408135

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZLcCeH2dHU

i love how whenever a game starts losing players

the company be like lets roll over when the game used to be good

nostalgia power move

like cod

they should do this to krater

bring back the old days

[urban coral]

Uh-huh

[void kelp]

my buddy kinder has been begging me on his knees to play fortnite now

im gonna devour his entire body in one full chomp, like a snake dislocating it's jaw

[hot wasp]

fortnite was fun when they added the avengers event the first time after that the game died in my eyes

[void kelp]

the 50/50 game mode was peak

[hot wasp]

hell yeah

was fun af

the thing is now

they're bringing the old map but not the old game

so not worth with all the new movement and the BS

[simple sage]

matthewmatthewmatthewmatthew has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hot wasp]

lol

[void kelp]

KILL YOURSELF WOLF

like i was saying
now we'll have baby ninja and tfue building bloody hotels

[hot wasp]

was fun when ppl only built a ladder

a wooden one

[void kelp]

was fun when i could scream at my wife

[hot wasp]

then few months after them fcks started building palaces

to hide in

ninja went from being kinda cool to cringe af

with his loyal 10k viewers

[void kelp]

he's cooming back btw

[hot wasp]

i wonder why the internet make all the idiots and reetards famous

u have kay cee nat or whatever his name is

look at his streams screaming or sleeping or doing mister beast like vids and 80k viewers

while a busty hot af lady with OF sitting with 200

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sweeping-charles-barkley-gif-18506616

[runic dew]

https://vxtwitter.com/Y2SHAF/status/1134401689157591040

[small ice]

bruh 💀

i just wanted to check cities skylines II ratings

[hot wasp]

yeah the 4090 cant get u 30fps stable at 1080p res

[gray jetty]

gotta give 4090 credit if i didn't know what they had planned for the 5090 i might have bought one

those girls can go from 2.6 to 3.2ghz if you got a solid sample

[hot wasp]

bro like ppl started meming about the game

which NASA pc they tested the game on

[gray jetty]

maybe dual 3090 ti

hahahahaha

[hot wasp]

[gray jetty]

2 3090 ti is technically more powerful than a single 4090

since you can't run 4090 in sli

which is just SO LAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[hot wasp]

bro making a bomb

[gray jetty]

i have the board in that picture

[hot wasp]

while them white boys are afraid from arabs when their own ppl make sus stuff

[gray jetty]

that board is simply one of a kind

they killed off boards like that just when evga finally perfected them

dual socket

overclocking board

for xeons

[hot wasp]

EVGA is a SSS company

[gray jetty]

there dead now

well will be in the next 5 years

[hot wasp]

sadge

[gray jetty]

there death was self inflicted

[hot wasp]

why's that?

[gray jetty]

they killed off there 2 largest product lines

being gpus

and motherboards

and fired everyone involved with both

[hot wasp]

bruh

[gray jetty]

they did a video where on the last day all of them were employed

they managed to smash the rtx 4090 overclocking world record

using only 23 prototype samples

it was at the time held by GALAX

[hot wasp]

ripareno

[gray jetty]

Galax had binned over 150 gpus

to get the score they had

[hot wasp]

EVGA make good psu's and used to make the best gpu's

[gray jetty]

there psus are ehhhhh

corsair makes better ones if were being honest

[hot wasp]

at least they will not blow like gigabyte

[gray jetty]

HA

[hot wasp]

[gray jetty]

my evga supernova classified nex 1500

blew up on me

though it was 10 years old and also was not exactly known for being of very high quality

[hot wasp]

seasonic makes the best psu's in the world i think

cuz linus sex tips mentioned them alot

[gray jetty]

i hit the psu with a 1000 watt load

it buckled

one of it's switching mosfets exploded im pretty sure

[hot wasp]

rip

[gray jetty]

i expected it tbh

lmao

it likely was due to the fact that i was straining it running it through 240v

when im sure for its entire life it had only ever run 120v

[hot wasp]

since you're a tech nerd

[gray jetty]

Costed me 500 bux to have 240v installed in my work shop

[hot wasp]

sometimes my hdd just disconnect and reconnect again while playing and sometimes without me doing anything

cables are new and psu is good but i dunno why

plus the hdd is new and i checked with new ones

i dunno wtf is wrong

u think its the psu not giving enough power even tho its more than enough?

[gray jetty]

I’ve had same issues

I have no idea how to fix it

[hot wasp]

or the sata cable just do some trolling

[waxen hare]

Literally me

[gray jetty]

For me i think it’s my sata controller

It doesn’t do this with ssds

[hot wasp]

i dunno what i did a month ago

[gray jetty]

Only hard drives

[hot wasp]

but that disconnect stopped for now

even tho i didn't do anything

btw what's your opinion on putting a 3070 with a 3600x

a tiny bottleneck right or none at all?

[gray jetty]

Fine

It’s not an amazing pairing but by no means terrible

[hot wasp]

still enough for AAA gaming

[gray jetty]

Yes sir

[hot wasp]

plus no new games

hopefully stalker 2 will not need a nasa pc to run 60fps stable

cuz literally not a single game launched since 2019 till now got a good launch day

and decent performance

even elden ring

[gray jetty]

My hope is it won’t require avx

So I can try and play on my sr-2

[hot wasp]

pls speak english and no encrypted shit

[gray jetty]

Avx is a semi modern cpu instruction added with the 4th generation i7s

Most games in last 3 years have started requiring it

[hot wasp]

you're a mod in this server if they add it u start banning the devs

[gray jetty]

Can’t

I can’t even ban content creators

Think I can ban devs

[hot wasp]

no equality

we should start a riot

[gray jetty]

Meh

Someone will just patch out avx support

Lol

[hot wasp]

all i want is the game to run decent with no big stutters and the game looks good

thats it and no cyberpunk type bugs

[gray jetty]

Let’s hope

[hot wasp]

bro when cyberpunk launched there was a bug when i killed a dude pissing his head was gone then the body magically stood up again and completed the piss

and when i threw a nade the body went away and the stream of piss stayed there

[void kelp]

When i graduate i want to become a soldier and die

[hot wasp]

[hot wasp]

no one deserve dying for

[gray jetty]

Moron mentality

[hot wasp]

family yes other than that nothing

[gray jetty]

If I’m sent to fight China I’ll do it

If it’s anyone else I’m leaving

[hot wasp]

to bang some chinese biches thats for sure

[hot wasp]

you're a traitor to Scotland fighting for fat americans

[gray jetty]

Never been

[runic dew]

Nice mess by Mozilla.

[hot wasp]

he's wishing harm for others mods ban his ass

[bitter spruce]

!!

[hot wasp]

[bitter spruce]

jack you lost chairmanship

[bitter spruce]

what denial looks like

[void kelp]

):

it's so over...

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-fresh-gif-13890949620129424116

[gray jetty]

What you want me to do broski

I can do nothing and someone else will jsut mute you for a week

[bitter spruce]

i m just kidding :333

hurt yourself

[hot wasp]

@gray jettythe other mode would've literally ban him or just as u said a week mute

[gray jetty]

[hot wasp]

and cool

[gray jetty]

nah i just try and be lenient

[bitter spruce]

i like this word

[urban coral]

Truly a Nimbler moment

[hot wasp]

means king in Ethiopian

bruh why u delete it i said non wrong

[gray jetty]

you know why

💀

[urban coral]

Mine and Mattie's more worthy of being deleted, ngl

[hot wasp]

cuz cuz some dumbasses think its another racist word

funny word

[urban coral]

I mean, let's be honest, anything can be racist when we say it is racist

I mean, the liberals are making liberal use of that tactic

[gray jetty]

tell society not me

idfc

but i have to delete it never the less

[hot wasp]

u chill my cracker

i would never blame a cracka

[urban coral]

I said "Mine and Mattie's", not "Mine's"

[hot wasp]

[valid jay]

sir crimson altright arc?

[urban coral]

Nah

That's another made-up word

[valid jay]

as a matter of fact, all words are made up

[urban coral]

Funny thing, innit?

[gray jetty]

i use to use the mentality in real life

[urban coral]

Yet we understand each other

[hot wasp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DLuALBnolM

[urban coral]

Unfortunately not always crystal clear

[gray jetty]

how i once said n word hard r in class when discussing the complexity of racism

[valid jay]

real

[urban coral]

For research purposes

[hot wasp]

we arab can say whatever we want matter of fact we're considered all races

so yeah blacks dont mind me saying it

[gray jetty]

yah i can see that

[urban coral]

Damn, duder who deleted my meme likes Mattie better

Feels bad, bro

[hot wasp]

krater issue not skill issue

[gray jetty]

broski

his is infintely less bad

then yours

[gray jetty]

i agree but

[hot wasp]

u calling him a shtposter jack

[gray jetty]

i don't get to have that kinda opinion here

[hot wasp]

a bit rewd innit

[gray jetty]

[urban coral]

Funnily enough, you do

[urban coral]

I mean, it's a pretty big compliment when you're not even trying to be one

[gray jetty]

if you want them both deleted

alright

[hot wasp]

@gray jettyhow to check lv in this server?

[gray jetty]

there we go

[urban coral]

Wow, no way

[gray jetty]

do

[urban coral]

Being mean actually works for once?

[gray jetty]

! rank

with out the space

[hot wasp]

here?

[gray jetty]

ye

[urban coral]

Dang, sorry bro to have forced you to do that

[gray jetty]

s

[urban coral]

Hella

[hot wasp]

15 in 3 days hella nice

[urban coral]

98

[gray jetty]

rank 75

[candid cloud]

"Hey, bud, can ya say the n-word? Wanna ask me why? Well. It gives you a level 100 for one word."

[hot wasp]

#699

[gray jetty]

number 6 in global rankings

[hot wasp]

69 very nice

[urban coral]

Number 1 global

[gray jetty]

mates way past us

ill never catch up

lol

[urban coral]

I've been very, very inactive on this server for a long time

And I still kinda am

[hot wasp]

70k ppl in this server and im #699

[urban coral]

STOC has definitely changed

[gray jetty]

didn't we have 120k at one point

[hot wasp]

it aint much but honest work

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/boy-when-angry-angry-china-funny-china-china-gif-23479584

[gray jetty]

why would i convert temperature

i'd just use Celsius instead

[urban coral]

What people?

[hot wasp]

celsius is for chads

fat americans use Fahrenheit

like ewww

[urban coral]

C° Gang

[hot wasp]

hell yeah brother

[urban coral]

Or °C, actually

It do B wat it B, tbh

[gray jetty]

i'd never leave the us as far as living goes simply because only place id be able to go and be happy is Taiwan

[hot wasp]

average tech nerd dream

https://tenor.com/view/sucky-fivedollar-south-park-gif-4693576

in taiwan

[bitter spruce]

[gray jetty]

thats vietnam and thailand

[hot wasp]

oh wrong piece of asian land i guess

[gray jetty]

Taiwan is china minus the communists

[urban coral]

And + the tech

[bitter spruce]

"Ye are the people who shalt use the feet and inches, the miles and yards, the ounces and pounds. Thou art the blessed imperial."

[hot wasp]

yeah go a mile that way

[gray jetty]

Perhaps god meant for us to be an empire

[hot wasp]

tf is a mile

[bitter spruce]

we ARE

[gray jetty]

not officially

[hot wasp]

kilometer ftw

[gray jetty]

i hear china could be a great place to plan our next busines venture

[bitter spruce]

come to arizona

[gray jetty]

the kind with heavy military involvement and carpet bombing

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/sfm-soldier-tf2-meme-american-gif-24728385

[gray jetty]

ill end up there eventually

idk what we would even do though

[bitter spruce]

the slice

[gray jetty]

idk what that means

[bitter spruce]

https://maps.app.goo.gl/THKeTn2WukQqcPYcA?g_st=ic

[gray jetty]

lmao

[hot wasp]

dude mentioned arizona and i couldn't find the mister hitler im from arizona gif

sadge

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1074926945676054598/1164609849548623912/caption.gif?ex=6543d671&is=65316171&hm=d5fd09892ba4517c060c41567b2cd0ada2cc8b3d7de879a7c06702391e6349ae&

[gray jetty]

L

[bitter spruce]

over

WHAT

[hot wasp]

sadge

@gray jettycheck her stream and tell me if her laptop is overclocked or not

https://tenor.com/view/kappa-gif-4908381

[gray jetty]

literally don't care

[hot wasp]

might have silicon

[gray jetty]

every laptop ever made has silicon

oh

[hot wasp]

[gray jetty]

still

[dusty creek]

is the burer played by Danny DeVito

[bitter spruce]

im silicon

[gray jetty]

think im clicking that degen crap on twitch not while im still breathing broski

[hot wasp]

average virgin tech nerd take

[gray jetty]

that i don't wanna give women money?

🤨

[hot wasp]

give men money

[gray jetty]

thats not business broski

[bitter spruce]

what

[gray jetty]

what you gonna offer me

[bitter spruce]

[hot wasp]

a sucky sucky

no homo ofc

[gray jetty]

no

[bitter spruce]

Suckles

[hot wasp]

a cpu fan with a glory hole?

[urban coral]

Give me money so I can increase my PC Master Race-iness

[gray jetty]

no

[bitter spruce]

gove me money...

so i can move

[hot wasp]

give me money so i become a racists cuz i love cars

[bitter spruce]

i love racing i wanna be a racist

[gray jetty]

i love the meme of that

where its the bus barreling down a mountain track

while everyone just screams in terror

[bitter spruce]

huh

[gray jetty]

dude is toyko drifting the bus down this mountain track

[hot wasp]

u no fun man

[gray jetty]

server is no fun

[urban coral]

GAS GAS GAS

[gray jetty]

yes

crimson and jimmy know what im like when im clocked out haha

[bitter spruce]

jimmy?

[gray jetty]

you

[bitter spruce]

oh

[urban coral]

Tampon

[hot wasp]

mister beast?

[bitter spruce]

hi tampico

[urban coral]

It's so Tampicover

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-zoiudo-gif-20531253

[gray jetty]

i gotta be honest

some days i look at this chat and im like

man

[hot wasp]

you're gay?

[gray jetty]

no

welp

[urban coral]

Not enough Mario & Luigi posting

[gray jetty]

you derailed what i was gonna say so never mind

[hot wasp]

🤣

[gray jetty]

yah

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/looney-toons-bugs-bunny-dance-race-getting-ready-gif-18690112

[hot wasp]

he should take a rest from the cpussy and get some real ussy in his life

[urban coral]

Ngl dawg, I'd love to have an Uzi

[gray jetty]

fr

that'd be sick

[bitter spruce]

israel support

[granite tangle]

mac-10>>>

[candid cloud]

Stg-44.

[gray jetty]

oh man it's over now

[gray jetty]

mac 10 goes hard

[urban coral]

Why swear to god, then retract 44 from that?

[hot wasp]

ask porche if they still have tanks in stock

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/can1453-gif-22266913

[gray jetty]

the funny men

[urban coral]

You know what would be the real dream?

Two options

OICW my beloved

[hot wasp]

this gun looks gay

[gray jetty]

that thing looks like it weighs like 60 pounds

[urban coral]

Nod Assault Rifle my beloved

[urban coral]

Yeah, it was heavy

[granite tangle]

for me

[hot wasp]

bro made that gun in tarkov

[candid cloud]

Could have said mp44.

[granite tangle]

its either spas 12 or colt anaconda

[late goblet]

what if we just don't have guns?

[gray jetty]

just become powerful enough to fire m1919a6 from the hip

[late goblet]

what if we just shoot from our fingers

[hot wasp]

is that the gun from borderlands?

[granite tangle]

or the jojo emperor gun

[urban coral]

C&C

[granite tangle]

infinite ammo

[hot wasp]

the shredefier or whatever?

[granite tangle]

can control bullets

[candid cloud]

I like the gun.
STG-44 is cool.

[late goblet]

we should just throw away all our guns and just shoot from our fingers

[gray jetty]

could always get it's bigger brother

the STINGER

[late goblet]

nah, star finger is better

[gray jetty]

only 6 were ever made and they were built by a bunch of marines

[gray jetty]

made them out of aircraft guns

fired 1.5k rpm

[urban coral]

Yeah, heard the story

Pretty based

[gray jetty]

fr

[late goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/star-finger-star-platinum-jojos-bizarre-adventures-jjba-gif-15565553

star finger is way cooler

[candid cloud]

Unbelievable.

[late goblet]

than emperor stand

[urban coral]

[late goblet]

just shoot stuff from our hands bro

[hot wasp]

from valorant 🤣 ?

[late goblet]

that's nature's guns

LOL VALORANT!!!!!

[gray jetty]

no

[late goblet]

bro i think you should go offline now

come on, log off

[urban coral]

OICW enjoyer spotted

[granite tangle]

this doesnt count as 🚿 content right

[late goblet]

fingers go through gun

[hot wasp]

do i look like a turkish toxic CS and valo cheater to u?

[granite tangle]

thats the point

[urban coral]

Eh, it's more so the community that's ruining it

[late goblet]

valve pls fix

[granite tangle]

the gun is his stand

[urban coral]

Although it can be pretty oof at times

[granite tangle]

and the bullets are part of it

[late goblet]

literally unplayable bro

valve pls fix

[urban coral]

Never tell Valve to fix something

Remember the last time Valve tried to "fix" the Pyro?

[hot wasp]

but ask valve for a refund on a porn game cuz u finished and you finished the game in less than 2 hours

[late goblet]

the tf2 community should go on vacation so valve finally updates the game

[hot wasp]

[hot wasp]

didn't they add a seal after not updating the game for few years?

and the community thought it was a big update

[urban coral]

I still think it's funny that the Pyro voters were all like "Pyro is so broken, he needs to be fixed", which resulted in Valve breaking Pyro even more

[late goblet]

come on, kliks go on vacation and valve updates cs

[urban coral]

They got what they deserved

[late goblet]

they didn't really

all of the content they been adding to the game

are all community made

[urban coral]

Sorta, although it's a community-made map

[bitter spruce]

i heard the word valorant

i hate valorant

[late goblet]

same bestie!!!

[urban coral]

I feel a valo__rant__ coming up

[hot wasp]

valorant is only good cuz of the anti cheats

[bitter spruce]

(applause)

[late goblet]

when was the last time valve added something that they actually made

[urban coral]

And despite that, sometimes pick stuff that's worse than the actual favorites on the Workshop

[gray jetty]

i can't do competative shooters

[late goblet]

from cs or tf

[gray jetty]

my nerves just can't do it anymore

[bitter spruce]

stupid old guy

[gray jetty]

fr

[bitter spruce]

(im older than you)

[urban coral]

Mercenary Park, I believe

[gray jetty]

id have to juice my self up on like 90mg

[bitter spruce]

im his elder

[urban coral]

And the map was bad at release

[late goblet]

not gonna lie bro, cs got trash anticheat

[urban coral]

Still is, tbh

[hot wasp]

CS is unplayable atm like 3 days ago i played 15 comp matches and 14 of them i played against lv0 account cheaters with walls hacks and aimbot

[bitter spruce]

i forgive you, son

[hot wasp]

so yeah i would rather stay in valo

[bitter spruce]

what.

[hot wasp]

game is free and the cheats are free in cs

[late goblet]

nah man you just want that jett ass

[bitter spruce]

no its not

what you literally just made that cheating thing up

[gray jetty]

there is some ai anti cheat thing that will basically just end cheating forever

[hot wasp]

ah yes csgo have literally no cheaters and its all a big misunderstanding and a skill issue yeah right

[late goblet]

admit it bro, you want jett ass and your little zoomer brain cant comprehend the lack of visual stimuli in cs

[hot wasp]

lv0 accounts do be looking legit with mutiple vac bans i dunno how the fck

valorant anti cheat will literally insta ban after u report the cheater and u cant run anything sus for other games while their anticheats is on

so yeah better anticheats

why am i responding to a turk? dont u guys cheat in every single game and always have vac bans?

[bitter spruce]

"why am i responding to a turk?"

[bitter spruce]

yes. yes it is. plus you cant even play csgo anymore

[late goblet]

get an ace and I'll give you an uwu

[bitter spruce]

get an ace and ill blow my brains our

[late goblet]

I'd rather be bombarded by racial slurs than hear that kinda crap

[hot wasp]

cheater is mad cuz we getting mad ussy while he getting mad rage from the vaca bans

sound like an issue

[bitter spruce]

okay try that again in english

[late goblet]

bro only ussy you're getting is bussy

[gray jetty]

it's self imposed anti cheat

russian hackers can't cheat anymore

cus there computer is too slow to run the game

[bitter spruce]

awesome!

[gray jetty]

[dusty creek]

stock er is good game

[late goblet]

stock er

[bitter spruce]

I am Stocker... Shadow of Chernobyl....

-walmart worker

[hot wasp]

better than a cheating russian or a turk with an alt account lv0 that speaks in minecraft enchantement table language when lose and argument

[gray jetty]

literally

lmfao

[hot wasp]

umm alt accounts exist

[late goblet]

cheating Russians have personality

[dusty creek]

do u have any jokes that u didnt learn on reddit

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/doubt-intensifies-gif-14242619

[gray jetty]

this guy just went 0 t o 100 real fast

i like this guy

scooter

lmao

[dusty creek]

helo

i am scoopter, destroyer of worlds

[late goblet]

went from stock er to insulting his lack of humor

[hot wasp]

bro i swear all cheaters are either turkish or russian or chinese

[late goblet]

stock er

[dusty creek]

r u a car guy @hot wasp

[hot wasp]

every gaymer knows that

[hot wasp]

no

[late goblet]

you're forgetting south america yo

[gray jetty]

I think this guy is using google translate to talk to us but

[late goblet]

you're clearly not a real gamer

[gray jetty]

i respect it

[dusty creek]

thats weird cuz i can smell your nuts through my gaming monitor

[late goblet]

scooter is real gamer

[dusty creek]

go shower u picnic lesbian

[hot wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-dave-chappelle-what-confused-gif-10721560

[gray jetty]

tbh so many people use to talk that spoke so many languages

but they got rid of all the other chats

because couldn't get mods for every single language chat

nah

there use to be way more

like another 10 different regional channels

[late goblet]

fr_offtop

[dusty creek]

i use bing translate. fukc google

[late goblet]

de_offtop

[hot wasp]

bro is high on crack cuz he said he can smell from the monitor now that a high quality crack cocaine

[gray jetty]

https://gyazo.com/8ce1eafb67626e9c1ac801dec7103c43

[hot wasp]

eww why is there a french channel

[gray jetty]

[late goblet]

cs_offtop

[simple sage]

scoopter has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hot wasp]

rip

[simple sage]

scoopter has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hot wasp]

rip again

[dusty creek]

ok

ur a homo @simple sage

[gray jetty]

im literally gonna fucken explode

holy shit im so fucken angery

[hot wasp]

[dusty creek]

current dms with wofl:

WolfBOT
—
Today at 5:22 PM
@Scooter, that word is not allowed here! 😡
Stalker @Scooter, you just advanced to level 1!
@Scooter, that word is not allowed here! 😡

[late goblet]

anyway, computer couldn't run cs2 so im gonna spend the rest of my days playing de_dust2 24/7 on some shady russian server on cs source

[gray jetty]

i just got word all the shit i got in the mail yesterday the fucken dog got it all

and its all fucken destroyed

i