#💬┃en_offtop
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thats more like it
But yeah
I could like call this a MaD and be leave Youtube to be on NicoNico instead, but hell I don't even know if they know what TF2 is.
Ain't it great? no Soldier screams or Spy Bleeps.
TheLUKA64 provided an Mp3:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=DNZTSI0U
If you do think that this Sucks, then do please explain why you think so, so that I may not repeat t...
YTPMV's are good too
Only real Chads remember
(Soccer) Round 1 with AtomicBaby123
Are there really no LEGO Racer YTPMVs?
Song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2D4PV42YRQ
LEGO TF2 images by:
http://kieshar.deviantart.com/
And then I use every class in some way besides Medic...
Oops, no one loves you, Medic...
this goes hard
@urban coral Why I think RED from tf2=Duty?
Color association
no krater vids :(?
Nah, it's not as popular as you think
Bruh
sometimes its just like that
I heard you muted hans
I did
Idk why too
Shovel never break
lemme cook

Nobody?
Nah
I wuz raized on skebedi toilet
i might've seen it
He instantly did what I asked not to do being ping random people
if shovel break
Real
then does world have value?
Find another
at some point there was porn vids on youtube as well and i watched as well
what if it is a no-shovel zone

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU Can we add monolith sound to it?
cuz idk
Then that's traitor ground and should be shoveled
what if you are fighting the iron warriors?
Shovel harder
but they shovel harderer
When you were like 13 that was hype
Beacuse I find this video so why not
Then shovel harderer
Wait wha-
Mate didn’t know
Duder didn't know
Well Ik this but
I really didnt know there was ACTUAL PORN
Sure there was
what is porn
you degenerates
it was all asians shoving stuff up their stuff and yeah it was "hype"😂
Something you should never learn about
mfs would rather watch people doing the slinky oo, but wouldn't do the slinky oo themselves
feels like pure unfiltered wittoldry to me
oh wow ultramarines!
Mods, can we ban this "woman"?
@urban coral can we add this fr?
So Idk maybe It makes it
It's possible
funny
Why isn’t it possible
Like this 1

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU and we should add the monolith sound that is mentioned
Bro
We will have to investigate this further when we get home 🤝
my smile a bit faded.....
Who? What? Guh?
Excuse me
@gray jetty Just saw you in freedom
Women are not real
Ah yes, Despresso
die
And Im neutral to this
i hope your space marine paint melts off
That’s part of the Chinese psych op
?
Board
I had with me today
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tzD9OxAHtzU this one with monolith sound? @gray jetty
i thought u said that you're bricked up
y r u posting ksidibi

My brother in Christ not at a time like this
🤝
Do y'all B brothers in Christ tho?
I was gonna tell if we can add this vid to monolith sound
this is best fr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l4MsaKyguWo
Thank you for watching
#skibidibopmmdada #lyrics #memes
Brrrrr?
who is christ, i thought kane was our go around here
Or the Emperor
the emperor is cringe
Destroyed
Git got 
too late, you perish now
aboos
Religion mentioned @gray jetty ?
tzeentch is based though
he just wants to give you free programming courses
No one is talking about real god or religion
oh its here let me explain
ok
so its Kane, umm engineer from tf2, oh gordon freeman, vass from farcry 3, uhh oh batman you should meet him, charming guy, who else, wario, brother of luigi@void kelp
tu étais à la pgw?
sounds gay
dracula fr
pgw?
YOURE GAYYYY!!!@!1121
im not Christian
trolled 
proof?
😡
Not a religious man my self
Same thing
stoc how to start a normal conversation without addressing sex challenge : impossible
gay used for man
lesbian used for woman
no way
Either way
Most people here have never actually seen a women before can’t do much about that I’m afraid
Idk man
hello chat
I do
bro this chat is wild like every few minutes they switch the topic from genders to religion to memes to shit posts to skibidi toilet and now they're fighting
'Sup
@void kelp did
Welcome to ol' skewl STOC

women, religion, dogshit memes, and then warhammer
Welcome to STOC
STALKER:Official community
i smell horribe, i need a shower, be back
stinky african man
hes from africa?
Whats the ping for?
that alone is an insult
owned
Stalker: Shadow of Erection
Jack said no one saw woman in there
oh no i mean calling an american, american is an insult
This one
@bitter hearth you gonna respond?
huh
no, im gonna kms
I know why'd you ping
Mario & Luigi: Superstar Erection
Idk who this person even is
yeah its over for him

who
Fr he got BURNED
speaking of genders there was a dude in my country who started posting some trans shit and then some dude knew where he lives and waited until he ordered food and boy let me tell u he ate his final
who?
He is the one of the most 🚿 reacted guy for sending woman
aqesome
Have you beaten up a trans person before? Its fun
True
What the hell
AWESOME
Just dont kill em
Can confirm
jimms tamer is mexican, he saw walter white irl literaly
the delivery guy delivered him his pizza and 4 bullets in the head 
i like to hear them wheeze when i hit them
Is emission African and which region? @bitter spruce
Sounds like they've got a kink then
jimms tamer is a yakuza member
mexico
they call him jimms, the tragon
aw shit i should stop
HES AMERICAN 💯
No
murica
He’s not

mexico is not in africa
this guy is clueless
So he's a gangster?
yall didnt get the map update?, mexico is african
but they speak chinese
Pinstripe suit and all
lol!
Wasn't Mexico somewhere in Asia?
literaly, go see gooner map
Its South america 🤓
Its really funny i remember we tied one of them to a pole
no you're thinking of Panama
Ah
@void kelp what the hell?
its not 

No bro It was Turkey
🤓
Turkey doesn't exist, dude
it doesnt exist
the media is lying to you, its all propaganda
They're actually Alabamians in denial
So greece was invaded by USA?
Invented
No by aliens
So Egyptians were Azerbaijani?
I think it’s about time I clock out
no, those are the argentinians not turkish
have a good one
Nah reskinned pakistanians
cya jack, have good day
!tempmute @void kelp 2w rule 3, 7
Reason: rule 3, 7
i saw that coming
What's this? Jack not overclocking? Certifiably unbased 
THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS
We all did
Alright I’m clocking back in
YEAAAAAAH
Clock him
and suddenly the chat died
krater
is krater fun?
I can talk about Dragon's Dogma
Or C&C4
c&c mentioned
he is collecting chakra to use the hadooken
alright guys lets stop wild mode cuz jack is gone and i dont trust the other admin with anime pic
so back to normal mode
Candy time
i love beans
awesoome
KURO IS EVERYWHERE
YEA
NOOOOOOOOOOO @gray jetty THE NORMAL PILLS
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Chaos (Remastered) · Frank Klepacki
Command & Conquer: Red Alert (Original Soundtrack) (Remastered)
℗ 2020 Electronic Arts Music
Released on: 2020-06-26
Producer: Frank Klepacki
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Stop him hes taking the normal pills!!
Never played a C&C game
@gray jetty COME HERE
not even blue or red pills
are those racism pills?
LEMME STOP YA FROM THAT
There brain pills
oh.
To a certain extent, yeah. Enemies are pretty static in dungeons however, so it's a bit of a case of the enemies more so being a source of challenge and loot instead of them actually living up the dungeons. Not like most Dungeon Crawlers do that though, so it's not that much of a biggie. Other than that, the characters you've got are fairly customizable since it doesn't work with regular level ups. Instead, it unlocks a "Rank". Each Rank unlocks a slot for implants, which allows you to increase a specific stat how you want
BRAINSCORCHER PILLS? @gray jetty
relatable
my pills are white or, non colored?
Do it, tbh. C&C is based
anti fungi
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1625630/AB_AETERNO/
Official Game Discord : https://discord.gg/SUh5xxZrf5
Official Tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@vr_kemono
AB AETERNO is a story-driven hardcore survival experience with both well-known and brand new survival mechanics designed and polished for VR from the ground up.
Release platforms: Stea...
play it
shall I play command and conquer?
I just can't into strategy games, I need to be on the field, not above the field
my favourite
No they make it so I can function around other people
I gotchu fam
I’m quite unhinged with out them
As some people here have seen
Planetside is unfortunately kinda oof
oh.
why are u posting them gay games
oh i thought its EVE
Ew
If only C&C4 Renegade X was a thing, though 
When it releases 
@urban corali swear if u down to play zero hour im down as well
Other wise known as never 
down syndrome
didn't say u clocked out?
I'm down as well, but I can't access Origins anymore
'Sup back
But turns out I did not
Yeah, I can't get into that trash anymore
Reason: Bad word usage
sorry furry dude
Never apologize to one
u hate the trash store
I know the username and my password, but the stupid launcher doesn't accept it anymore
There's like 100 of them here
It's simple, if you see smoke you've gone too far
Don't generalize Jack like that 
the giga'est chad of em all
tape a few compressed air cans together and turn them upside down
just gotta make sure you have plenty of cans so you don't run out
no need for ln2
@urban coralhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/earv0yOXc9Y
Not cold enough
Not even close

get this man a shoe
@high zinc what's that pfp, I've seen it all over steam but idk it's name
throw in a few ice cubes and you've got yourself a deal
C&C Generals: Crazy Mod:
https://www.moddb.com/mods/cc-generals-crazy-mod
Soundtrack titles (in the order they are played)
🎧 Our Day Has Come
🎧 Tides of Wrath
🎧 Glory
🎧 GLA Anthem
and some napalm
bro started talking in elon musk daughter language
il help you search for 3dfx
Liquid nitrogen for cool temps
The crusade for 355-0026-320
thus more powah
Thus allowing you to clock higher
i got the ending where he became a monster
Ye i wanna do that next
i got all endings, and secret weapons too
@urban coralu watching the video?
I find beating him with a rock more satisfying
the secret weapons really help
Nah, already seen it

i got his keycard but i dunno how to get to the lab
also got the master key
oh you collect weapons in secret places while playing game, check tutorial
lab opens only after you finish game
i think i did, do i have to kill his mutant form aswell?
if so, i'll get on that
i fought his dragon phase in HERO so should be piss easy
@pearl wraith
It was part of the steam summer sale.
It was a pack called Summer in the City. It's no longer available.
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Militant Force (Remastered) · Frank Klepacki · The Tiberian Sons
Frank Klepacki & The Tiberian Sons: Celebrating 25 Years of Command & Conquer (Remastered)
℗ 2020 Electronic Arts Music
Released on: 2020-06-26
Producer: Frank Klepacki
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do i just piss him off or?
Click on the link instead
yes piss him off

dont do what he tells you to do in missions, talk with that mega head thing, do the very opposit, Resistance!
Literally wack as heck
Don't worry, my bro
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Militant Force (Remastered) · Frank Klepacki
Command & Conquer: Red Alert (Original Soundtrack) (Remastered)
℗ 2020 Electronic Arts Music
Released on: 2020-06-26
Producer: Frank Klepacki
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Here's an alternative
@urban coral
Not as cool as the new remastered one, but alright
based
@urban coralam i a joke to u
L
13k views
The OFFICIAL live concert video of Frank Klepacki & The Tiberian Sons' performance at Super MAGFest 2019. Featuring more camera angles, fully mixed audio, 300% the amount of ridiculous visuals and 1000% more explosions!
Frank Klepacki - Guitar/Keys/Drums on Brain Freeze
http://www.frankklepacki.com
The Tiberian Sons are:
Tony Dickinson - Guit...
i hate rock and ball
Yeah, but you know what you can do with a ball?
Throw it
Thus, Rock and Throw is actually based
shove it up your
never mind
Up to you 
Fr
The OFFICIAL live concert video of Frank Klepacki & The Tiberian Sons' performance at Super MAGFest 2019. Featuring more camera angles, fully mixed audio, 300% the amount of ridiculous visuals and 1000% more explosions!
Frank Klepacki - Guitar/Keys/Drums on Brain Freeze
http://www.frankklepacki.com
The Tiberian Sons are:
Tony Dickinson - Guit...
Rizz
PUMP THAT IN ME
Aw, keep yourself safe
Interesting choice of words
If you say so 
Everyone and their mom knows that Tiberium flows through the veins of a High Confessor 
These duders
💀
That man is dead
Mods, get him
what he send
Car go boom
Car door? Hit face
Man lays lifeless after falling violently
Brutal swordfight with a katana-wielding hobo
What he said
It was definitely a nasty fall
Yeah but not dead
If the collision dident kill him and the following Brain damage then idk what
Playing dead for the cams to get the lawsuit money
Welp, source check it I guess
@urban coral respect my gaphttps://www.instagram.com/reel/Cvswxo7vU6x/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Now all of us in our neighborhood normally get alone just fine I guess it’s attitude day MIND BLOWING (now I’m the bad guy) they joke all day now it’s a problem when I do .. u know what we just not going to play with each other 😎 @bayouscooterrentals #mindblowing #allatassout #hedrophisShirtlikeBlinds I want to be as focus as the lady mind her b...
92168
🤣
Tf2 pyro w+m1
True dat
That's what I said
I only play jailbreak servers on tf2, casual just doesn't hit the same
😔
Unfortunately true
@gray jetty Papa overclock do u think its worth to overclock the r5 3600x even tho its 4.4ghz?
Yah

Can get like 4.8 if your lucky
Reason: Bad word usage
):
i read How the frick do you stealth prison i presume?
you can hide in jails, wait for them to pass by and run out
in the courtyard there are shadows, you wait for gaurds to look away, run to other shadow to hide
But the temps will kill it after few minutes cuz u know i live in the middle east and the normal summer temps are 50c+
Or just put the case in the freezer
But u will increase the voltage for the overclock
Not always but typically yes
Thanks for the help overclock jesus
his name is jack, cracker the jack
Jack fraggs?
Cracker Jack
U love crack cocaine?
no, tiberium please
Not "Crack"
@urban coral waarehammer 1, 2, or 3
None
Dawn of War?
Yes
total war
Uh nah, Krieg is 40k
Cracker jack didn't answer my question that means he love cocaine
The Total War Warhammer games are all Fantasy, dude

coudlve sworn ive seen guys in it that look like krieg
I do not do hard drugs
ww1 style at least
They make you retarded
Not a chance, Total War is Fantasy
Only for research purposes
Perhaps you're referring to the Skaven?
Just like me and porn 
"reikland"
I wonder since u love to oc have u ever used a nut instead of thermal paste to test it out

yea i just killed them in that part, couldn't be bothered
the only two warhammer factions i know by name are the kreigers and bretonnia 
The duders with the Steam Tanks and black powder weapons?
Kriegers are 40k, Bretonnia is Fantasy
ill probably get WH3
despite the reviews
I'd say 1 or 2
damn
ok
Of course, Fantasy doesn't exist anymore
Only in games
They replaced it with Age of Sigmar
i thought fantasy was only sidelined, not ended
Nah, it dead. They replaced it with Age of Sigmar
whats the difference between total warhammer 2 and 3
After they heard everyone absolutely HATED them killing off Fantasy, they decided to bring it back again
A number?
III being the least optimized
Warhammer games sucks
i cant make up my mind with the historical ones so im just gonna go to fantasy
alright so wishlist will look like this for now
Play warband
i feel really lost in warband
How
i can never seem to get anything meaningful done and have to wait for AI
which makes sense for sieges and stuff but feels annoying when that happens with quests and recruitment
Just level up leadership and recruit from villages
Money is no problem because just go to tournaments
ill just start a new campaign
Just never side with swadia because it's the first to get eliminated
i know how to play i just dont know how to further my goals
like making alliances, getting a larger party than 80, making tons of money, etc.
tourneyments make me money but they become much harder to go to after i join a faction
warhammer was mentioned... over...
After winning a couple of tournaments you get invited to kingdoms, as lord you can have more soldiers
johnny sins is telling me to play warband
Only king can have 200+ part I think
huh
Lord to 200
i swear ive beaten over a dozen tourneys before and never got invited
how many would i have to beat do you think
lemme check my save
You just need to work on your reputation
i was pretty well off but i stopped because i got pissed at a marshall mission
i was called to meet with him but he kept moving and i fail the mission
all you had to do was follow the damn marshall Pg!
It's very annoying
the courtship invitations always happened at annoying times too
i got one in the middle of a siege
Just save frequently
I usually play nords or the green dudes
khuzaits is bannerlord isnt it
Yellow Muslim ones are good too
green dudes are rhodoks
Ye
i loeve rhodoks
Their troops are kinda mid
Because they can't stop cavalry as pikemen
You can only do pike walls in bannerlord as far as I know
Bretonnia
what differences are there between warband and M&B2
i know that they made the actual strategic side of battles more streamlined
but other than that it looks like a grey area
It's more like a remaster if you ask me
should i play the russians or the mongols
idc about gameplay changes im split on what i like more in style
mongoons
wait i forgot
@ripe merlin do you know anything about trading
like some basic tips
or should i go bac kto complex routes
Honestly so excited for it, I might honestly create levels when it comes out so many cool gimmicks to make sync gameplay interesting
Which is my favorite type of gp to make
Stalker: shadow of erection
Crossout: battle erection
Erection space program
Minerection
funnnnnnnnnnnnnnny
subribe and lik
original stuff is from the funny blark and son show
everything else done by me
Half-Erection 2(Erectile Dysfunction)
Traditing as in how, buying low and selling high? It's almost useless in warband, velvets are the only ones worth while, just raid and burn villages for food and velvets and sell enemy gear after battle
I hate those type of memes
they trying to show that they don't care
but the fact that you created a meme
just to show that you don't care
means that you are actually care
it's stupid
bruh i didnt even make it xD
just saw it and thought it was funny
I know who made it
she blocked me
comedy is personal taste
but I don't find the funny here
Who cares
The meme looks like it was made in good humor rather than annoyance
You're getting angry at someone taking a joke

hello
Well Its made by @void kelp
oh
then i am aware of them, whats wrong with them?
i am not up to date on the discord lore between everyone yet xD
i didnt think they were talking about this discord but now i just feel dumb af for posting that here, also didnt know they were here.
im imagining a lot of unspoken lore.
like full of mean words and violence! im likely wrong about at least one part but meh.
some snitch ass mfer let's slaughter the guy
kill him and bury his body in antarctica so he never rots
theres something i forgot to talk about yesterday
on the controls screen, there was a feature called "item selector" bind to the tab key
didnt try it out in game tho
Mornin 
Literally the game, in which everyone was obsessed with robot girls: cracked a day before the release.
that was Atomic heart
The fun thing about a game with one full word is that it just becomes "Erection" 
What about LEGO Erection?
Game is fire
what about krater erection?
That just becomes Erection
i suffer from that
Nice
Truly a Truther moment
Ow
Just read thru FAQ and got so hyped. But bummed out I cant say curse words
Its my most effective form of communication
no heavy cursing no trans and gay shit and no furry shit no religion related stuff other than that go wild
Fair enough ill take your word on it ! Haha “60kM open world” 👌 I cant wait, just hope it actually comes out in Q1 2024
But not going to be surprised if it doesn’t
i thought u were talking about the chat rules not the game
go to #⭐┃nospoilers_general
Ahhh shit my bad
There's no difference about talking the game here or there.
Furries
Usually it's more like the community crying about women and gay people and then rage quitting but eh
Eh
good morning en_offtop
Morning
literally my other account
yooo thats an awesome dog
no matter what he will bite your ass at some point
i love russian culture
polska gurom
idk that language sorry
he's speaking mexican
Murderous wunk
Me when I put on the hat that makes me evil
noooo
Finally bought a New skirt
Nice
It has a Mini belt!
Ecologist belt
Wait ecologists wear belts?
We got snow everywhere now
Wearing a parkas, nice and warm
:3
To run stalker anonomly do you need stalker call of Pripyat
I do
Damm I thought the funny science Overalls dont have belts
Anyway
Thanks to my mother for convincing me to buy a parkas
This thing is the comfiest shit in the world
Anyway
This weeks highlight:
Video of John Lennon stealing milk and being gunned down by a German machinegun

I smell a little zaza
What
Skirts are comfy
But is getting hard to buy any because skirts are sort of dying out in germany
talk in goonling
Man todays my bday
Congratulations
its over.....
What?
Thank you so much molit
Molt spotted
the creator of this video blocked me
I know who I speaking of
well Its my bday

No it’s mine!!!!!
R.I.P Rick May

I hope that we don't get "discord lore"
Stoc discord lore video coming soon
5 hour length
over.
a lot of people blocked you i bet
nah she is the only one

jackelstein
What up
store wanted me to learn standard read/write speeds of drives and i did good i think
:)
I’m proud of you son
🤝
they want me to know it so i can explain speed differences to customers
shall i share my newfound knowledge
Here’s a tip right
It’s not read write that matters it’s iops
Iops is how quickly a drive can respond
well to the customer the speed of the device matters
they use an mph analogy to explain the speed differences
Makes sense
thanks
But if you ever wondered why it seems ssds don’t change all too much generation over generation
It’s because while it’s easy to make the drive faster in paper
Making iops higher
Damn
Is wayyyyyy harder
if i get to explain it to a customer today then it will stick
I wish we had a computer store where I live tbh
Reason: Bad word usage
gotdam wolf
@bitter spruce So whats over
you
its too late....
you reached your peak....
Wdym
Real.
we still have 5 hours so dont worry
quick! complete all your life goals in the next five hours
Bro
Im not dying dw 
might was well be...
Thanks again molit
Its glad to hear it from a dev
he isnt a dev 
"GSC game world"
Yep not a "dev"
we demand 10 steam codes for stalker 2 for his birthday ofc
Thanks
Wow that will be huge gift
if it gonna happen
Yeah, but what steam codes with STALKER 2 get for it's birthday?
We don't even know it's birthday, in fact
Okay, but like, we're not even talking about that
We're talking about STALKER 2's birthday, like WRXer mentioned

What’s good fellas
Oh
(@)mol1t what is gsc's opinion on me talking about the s.t.a.l.k.e.r 2 demo
Well
We can pre-order it 
fck no we're talking about krater's bday
and we are asking one dev for 10 free game codes
Can we ban this guy
My stuff from Taiwan has arrived
basically CMs are part of development team, devcs =/= simply ones who write code 
?
I’m only joking broski
Don’t worry
We’re not banning anyone today
YET
Imagine baning tomorrow
so true
You can share your thoughts if this is your question
Who's "anyone today"?

Idk yet we will have to find out
@gray jetty
O
Still got a lot of day left
No
more like, what is the stance on me describing the demo
We study all the feedback surveys
Mol1t my birthday was 5 months ago you still haven't gotten me anything
we're over....
screw me i should have put more things
Can we please return the G button to S.T.2? 
can i repass it
So Its a good thing?
My birthday is next month can you let me play stalker 2 🙏
It's so Tampicoover
Fr
thanks mol1t
Technically a dev celebrated my bday?
Tamplinko bros are seething
Its over the over.
and then i was in the haze of the moment when i filled it
in a "wow i finally played this game i've been waiting for for years" mindset
I doubt we can do that, but it is good to have your thoughts here or in #⭐┃nospoilers_general all important things won't be missed
Or #📜┃s2_suggestions if you have feedback
or my dms
If that is still being read, that is 

by the way, if you can answer that
what difficulty and graphic preset were the demo set to
anywya im framing this on my wall
@obsidian brook ?
Fr tho, please add the G hotkey back into S.T.2 
ye
play half life if you are based
right now, marathon, half life 1 , 2 , episode 1 and 2. opposing force, and blue shift

(play blue shift and opposing force before half life 2)
my honest reaction
his honest reaction
my fakest reaction
PMm reveal when? We've already seen Rock's pistol 
I do not own guns


You aren't me.
no way, you arent truther !
hey guys its me Truther from the hit TV series STOCland
Yo emission
tampico can you buy me guns? 3:
yo emisiosn
i swear i wont do war crimes
come tiso arizona
wassup marked one
ss
good and today is my bday
g
make a wish
happy birthday!


