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i literally went and stood beside the starbucks and got distracted so no starbucks i guess 💔
white
From Funny Circus Movie
Clown
average white person
o yeah
@steel sapphire guess what
Jester Clown finding reality
i was preoccupied by the freddy guy
Monkey butt
anyway, do you know that amazing digital circus have 3000 fanarts on rule34
In 2 weeks
I was gonna not do it but okay
Well Jk
Okay nvm then
what is it?
What is it dude?
nuh uh
@bitter spruce u need somethin?
yea
h
Naw it’s alight it’s nothing anymore
u gonna give me a free nitro for a year?
yeah
Just tell
I have to make a lesson
Yes
you use duolingo to learn your mother tongue?
just did my Deustch lesson few mins ago
Just have a good day man
und wie hat es gegangen?
with fries pls
no chili pls
yes pls
This shiii too hard
@void kelp go to hell please
Thats not funny man
Just tell me I’ll delete it
Well do it later
would swedish be better?
Swedish is ga... Not nice country
perkele!
swedenistan
pena
Wait till you see swedish people in Finnish restaurants
@void kelp Thanks
helvetti
I’m sorry man
Its fine
what a fast delete
but DONT MAKE ME LIKE THAT OR I PUSH YOU INTO A VORTEX ANOMALY

me whenever i touch 1 pixel of that hanging moss anomaly
@ornate geyserwhy was mosart a scatman?
tell me
i swear he is
Stalker if it was scary 😱
@ornate geyserhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mozart_and_scatology i never lie
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart displayed scatological humour in his letters and multiple recreational compositions. This material has long been a puzzle for Mozart scholarship. Some scholars try to understand it in terms of its role in Mozart's family, his society and his times; others attempt to understand it as a result of an "impressive list" of psy...
stalker is scary, when youre on your way to your mission and some random dog looking ass jumpscares you by leaping at you
i remember watching a filthy frank video about mozart like 5 years ago 
so mozart was a fan of poop jokes, amazing
hell yeah
id say it suits him well, if the movie about him was at all correct about his demeanor
Probably bad
Apparently GSC sent death wishes to Russian content creators...
Does anyone know anything about that?
Thats why you posted that
Can u translate?
In short "only good Russian is dead Russian, bye"
Sigma opinion
Wha
My mother
Kappa
I meant the country
bc your name is hans
My nickname is Hans
So you finnish?
han solo?
3:00 "now hes f'in awesome" lmao
i fcking love filthy frank old vids
that's not gsc, i bet 90% that's was someone else
btw that was loyal guy, who supports gsc and all their work, so... i think this just shows how bad youtube strike system works
han solo is some guy from starwars
agreed lmao, not many game devs are dumb enough to do something like this
anyone who would do something like that would be an unknown indie game dev
What image ?
The marked one image
+, and even if we suppose it was them, it's not good for advertisement, even if it's a based opinion, lol
i just hope youtube will fix itself in one day, and we will have good platform
given how theyre doing this adblocker blocking situation, im a little skeptical about the future of youtube
its like theyre trying to become a 2nd twitch with their business decisions
opera GX ad blocker still works
Barely

a dev is writing shush
Are you stupid?
wdym?
It's based saying that a good Russian is a dead Russian?
for me not anymore
I bumped into this situation on Reddit. Of course GSC did not communicated with this YT channel and clearly it is no our contact e-mail. This is an attempt to impersonate our company and use it for their own reasons.
i use gx for youtube and other activities if u know what i mean
What are you talking about ?
That's good to hear
The one ya deleted on the memes
after I said "go to hell"
@void kelp
Idk what ur talking about man
I have no idea
marked one has just arrived in rookie village, he is suffering from amnesia, give him a break
wdym
you need to go rescue nimble from the bandit camp
But where do the strikes come from?
I just bought it
True
maybe I got amnesia
From somene who is basically an imposter

I dont remember well
The thing I meant
We had similar case a few months ago, someone claims they work for us using gmail.com and go and report random YT videos
how you doin Mol1t
worth it
probably not, but youre in too deep to stop now
for a dead game with no global chat
raid more
wait faster (for upgrades)
Now it would be femboys
thats depressing
af
Not me def
i remember when i used to be into games like that before... i was playing some other clone of clash of clans called cloud raiders or something
i love coc
good

Sorry, I don't
I farmed some reddit karma for free 
I don't know everything
If I made you confused @void kelp
@obsidian brookcan i get a steam code for stalker 2 for free
but you know something
You can’t I made it
No
Hella
Marked one I think you still have amnesia
sadge
Nope
nvm
I'm sure even Mol1t agrees
I just gonna repost this 1
can u stop with the same fcking post every day
I did “not” make and post transgender marked one pfp image Halloween edition
If this actually triggered you, you shouldn't have been here months ago

OOOOH I thought you made that
where’s this photo? asking for a friend
SHUT UP
Hopefully you 
XD
Me after posting transgender stuff because ik that’s what the stalker community is scared of : 
Marked one is based chad who enters the Zone and does whatever he wants
me ❤️
Strelok is commanded by chicken eater
amen to that brother
atheadax 2?
Expected a Baki character to pop up ngl
Source confirmed 
bros quick
how do i ask my barber for a strelok haircut withotut showing him a picture of strelok
That is just gay
WHY IS SHIM BLUSHING
what ??
He is going to make surstroming out of it
the shark will eat the trans cuz he identify as 2 person so double the food
Photoshop your own face 
And you don’t seem to understand

Simply acquire those Nintendo 64 controller hairline genes
why and how would anyone understand that
Americans

blahaj unironically a good ass plushie
I prefer the classic teddy bear, tbh
arent u old enough for a plushie?
cant go wrong with the good ol
Hella
old enough? strange way of saying it but yes i am old enough to own a plushie
🚿
Old enough? Bro, I got several 
basically this
Yeah, plushies based, tbh
u use them for other stuff or just to sleep?
Mf think stalker 2 won't have trans people when Yuri worked 3 years on genetalia character selection (like in cyberpunk) by order of CIA
For reference
No nude screenshot cause 1984
I dont get it
me neither
yoo i recently bought cyberpunk and i was so taken aback by this lmao, why is this in the game?
same
trans will not be added in stalker cuz we know they cant survive and get eaten by a dog

Decoration and honestly? It's totally not a bad cushion
Because polish femboy gamers are like 75% of market for CD project red
understandable
OTHER STUFF????????
yeah blahaj is a good cushion on god
Maybe. I mean if stalker 2 will feature one (1) women there will be riots in Kyiv
If you say so
literally no use cuz there's no sexscenes where benis come out just only those the witcher 3 type animations
BROO
I'm a good ol' teddy enjoyer
i unfortunately lost my old teddy back when i moved apartments
Dang
Hell nah
Same
Oh nah, I'm hella naughty, because I like C&C4
command and conquer?
Yeah
gimme a sec
did sum1 say blahaj??
sharkie shark
No
blavingad >>>> blahaj
i bet you like runescape too, you nerd
you love right clicking things and complicated interfaces and screens, huh?
I never played it
you should try it
Krater Gang, tho 
its like command and conquer, but more content and cool lore
You're not even close
Yep, you're not even close
Some subgenre of furries
at least warhammer wasn't brought up again
furries when they get their limbs tore one by one by a bull shark in the tyrannic sea be like :
You just did, bucko
who?
warhammer doesnt exist
i didn say nuffin
its all an imperial lie
Which obviously leads to a very important question
bro started barking
Why are the Dark Angels suddenly the Imperium's Shield compared to before?
because the imperial fists are busy fisting eachother
mods can we rip this guy's eyes out
I know it has to do with the whole thematic schtick, what with the return of the Lion wielding the Emperor's Shield and the creation of the Solblades, but still
okay so crimson, apparently big perturabo man turned into a femboy and his favorite faction is now necrons
coincidence, i think not 
Wack
@urban corali bet u like Stronghold as well
yo wait
Never played it, actually
YOOOOO, THE NOSTALGIAAA
I need to make memes
Wood needed
how dare you call yourself a chad?
Then please dont do the trans marked one ok?
Based, Ultimate Collection?
Depends
imperial lies, once again
You say as tho your pfp isnt a sister of battle
Well, there's this C&C collection with all the games. Did you get that one?
are you sure about that?
She's REALLY into Fallen Sisters
yes i own all of them except for the remaster cuz its ass
Aye
come hither vasim, you shall be given the wisdom of tzeentch
How are your C&C4 skills, dawg?
last time i playe c&c was like 10 yeas ago
Im fine (me rn)
zero hour was fun
im alive
Chad
welcome back my brother in chaos
Nah, he's not Chaos
didnt even have time to ask my barber for a strelok haircut
bro just sat me down and strted cutting
yes he is
Nah
i cheated on chaos, he stank of coal, im dark angels now
Here, I got a pic of him rn
NOOOOOO
best thing in zero hour is the americans they kill the builder steal his vehicle and build his stuff just like in real life
they steal and claim their own
You mean GLA
"where are my shoes!"
Nah, you probably played a mod
I still don't get it why they don't preserve all canon re stuff
"Can I have some shoes...?"
"antrax delicious brew!"
"Mob of people screams with guns flaling around*"
i was gonna send this rn
man we gotta play zero hour with the other homies
Fr
you know how fun that will be man
C&C4 when, tho?
Hella
dont forget the suicide trucks
EA used to make great games :(
i miss the old days
😔
MOH
man i cant wait to do project zomboid online
the old 3
it fun
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@urban corali shit u not ppl in my country still play c&c games on lan and internet places
boomers and new players
Based
There barely are any gamers here, tbh
I was always The Gamer™️ on any school
Those who do play games were either mobile gamers or just play what's new
@bitter hearth
What's your favorite Dark Angels successor?
i might sail the high seas to download the old medal of honor games
BoneTown?
Krater, the game which I've mentioned "once or twice" 

i thought its bonetown
Wouldn't know what that is, tbh
Why?
u aint old enough
sex game😔
I mean, I'm sure I know what it is, seen the name
not enough educated
@urban coral are you freedomer?
gotta learn em tomorrow
Hah, looked it up 
To a certain extent, yes
its a good game btw
Well.

Literally
the gameplay and action alot of action
Its you
Nah
Congrats, you just won the Dark Angels 9th Edition Codex
if u know whats this and which game its from you're a literal chad
awesome, i love viruses

Welp, I'm sorry, but I don't have any files with a virus attached
But if I knew you loved them so much, I would've gotten one for you
What I should play.
roblox
Krater
Opinion detected.
Opinion ignored.
are u a dev of the game or a creater trying to sell the game?
EA 
not a single good game on his desktop
not one

I was jokin
twitch studio seems fun
Unmetal is based
That and LEGO City Undercover
Panzer Knights 💀
Oh, and Flatout
Is blud got any STALKER game here?
who me?
no
Worms Ultimate Mayhem, Total War, Ravenfield, Distance, DRG and others.
thruther

HOLDUP!
did I see WORLD OF TANKS and TF2?
@candid cloud Is that true?
Idk 😶
Well
You based I was old wot enjoyer
I should start as German This time
Panzer Tech 
nord vpn
WORLD OF TANKS!
WORLD OF TANKS IS A FREE TO PLA-
thank god youtubers not spamming raid shadow legends ads no more
Honestly dawg?
literally every video
I'd prefer RSL sponsorships over YT ads
well hello guys today we are playing stalker
Because at least you can skip those
But first of all we have.
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!
and ofc its one of those loud=funny ad users
RAID SHADOW LEGENDS DOWNLOAD NOW FOR FREE
use code anomaly for 50k silver
and USE CODE MARKEDONE69 FOR A FREE PANZER VII AND 500K GOLD
OMG
WOT LEAKED CODES
WE GONNA INVADE STALINGRAD WITH THT
@urban coral
@candid cloud
Don't care
COME HERE AND MAKE FREE ACC FOR EVERY SINGLE CODE
Play C&C4 instead
true 
i play with my coc instead
Clash of Clans?
yes
time to play some mad max
Cringé
Eminem is looking weird ……
least rad sees member
the answer my beloved
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - ZOMBIE voices - English subtitles
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - Zombied campfire chatter | English subtitles
All Campfire Chatter - zombies - S.T.A.L.K.E.R. - English translation
S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Campfire conversation - Zombified Stalkers - English
#STALKER #Stalker2 #StalkerENGLISH
I’m not gonna say who but a certain S.T.A.L.K.E.R is mad at me for creating a certain image of the marked one and now I cannot post it
all u do is post some trans shit mixed with stalker no wonder why ppl get mad at u

but that's based
Because their scared of gay people
I grew up different then most of you guys that’s why I’m more accepting of it
stalker community should be seized by trans furries tbh
im gay and i think that shit is super cursed and dont belong here
it do be funny af tho
scary?
Yes because stalker fans are scared of the lgbtq community
I wouldn't say scared
terrified
It's funny as hell watching people get mad
True
It cements duty as the incel faction because they hate both gays, women, and mutants
Doing it once is ok but not keep posting the same shit over and over and over
It's funnier than the same reposted 3 jokes I've been seeing since the server reopened may 2022
I like dicks
nah paris is much better and actually funny
Dudes will say ''it was only funny once" and then repost the same shit over and over
true, the next joke should be funnier than the last
@void kelp #🤨┃stalker_memes message this is weak sauce
Me after seeing it for x numbers: Didn't laugh.
😔
#🤨┃stalker_memes message this is pretty funny
it only gets funnier with every time
#🤨┃stalker_memes message this is kind of mid
Anyway new darwings
Are my memes really not funny?
no they are keep it up
just cringe🚿
Af
idk
Boy is talented
We are more sacred of women
goontober
this man seems like he's just about to join right in
hi quartz
conclusion: gay people are superior stalkers
Tbh I probably shouldn’t be here in the first place
Gay people make for less sexually stressed stalkers
true
thanks Vaduz
ok ok ok but think: blood suckers
we love this guy
Too skinny, think more burers
Cats vs Zombies, prequel to pvz?
Yes
blind dogs 😈
bbb?

Chimera 
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cy3SFR4t1ak/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA== dude left the whole damn earth but chose to spin on shit 
big beautiful burers
yes
Orange cat activity
LARRY WHEELS NOOO
gn
No, if I remember correctly I made this with dreambullys video
NOOOOO
the store better has one tomorrow
or i kill him
There's also an autumn sale, but it's better to hop on with me and Me into game.
So we can take a part in some cups.
hella
Or Krater
1,50 bucks 
Even though it's a Bandit who says it 
Fricking Craving Knowing more about Krater
instead of being a stalker in the zone for Halloween. I was a groomsmen for my friends wedding.
Nice
Not his wedding
Actually rather it would be fvcking cool to have a wedding day at halloween
Thank you man.
ai generated looking ass
XD
why
ugly
looks like a person who snatches the food out of your hand, devours it, then asks if they can have some
look at her she's perfect
goals
shes terrifying
she's an inquisitor after all (goals)
gordon freeman better
3650 better
wait it's a she?
yes
The combine are the only characters from half life we have left that have not been used in skibidi toilet, protect them.
that have not been used in skibidi toilet YET
Dafuqboom wont use him he cant do the face animation on them.
i'm psure he can with gmod tools
No the combine models literally do not have face bones
gordo freeman:
Gordon freeman was in skibidi toilet
and just cause you said this, im gonna make a skibidi combine geometry dash map
do what
love yourself
@urban coral
Whew, thank God.... It's all backed up.
@hot wasp
What's up dawg? You wanna hate on Pokemon?? Roll up with your whole team homeboy.
Anyone finds SOCs end-game creepy?
you're creepy
Hello people
cute rabbit
Is that rabbit artistic ?
not really, why?
@void kelp
My ammo came in so now I have 160 7.62x54r rounds.
paris game week with stalker 2 stand is in 2.23 hours
currently on my way to the paris game week
just realised i went 1 hour too early
and theres no public transportation this early in the morning
so im walking
they're making a sequel?
Yeah
They've had demo booths at a number of game conventions now
(yet)
and none near you?
Nope, just praying for an online demo
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The first game had a demo that let you mess around with the character creator
and Capcom has been pretty consistent with putting demos out, at least for RE games
lmao 😬
its funny becaus in french csc is football slang for when you score against your own team
wait you're french?
i live in france, yes
Same
How's the bed worms
kinda cringe ngl
i got some 2 years ago
no big deal, really
they just scratch a bit
The only creature you should share a bed with is a chick
Filthy ass country
just go burn that mattress tbh
i told you, they're no big deal
They're evolving but backwards like they went from the rat situation to bed worms and bugs 
Some sort of worm you say?
Bed bugs or whatever it called everywhere
Man, if you got worms in your bed I don't even know how to respond to that

these are what im talking about

Your country can always ask china for help
They will make enough soup that will last for months
its cold as balls outside
Average day in EU
3 more minutes before the gates open
not yet
all i want to see is real gameplay
I PLAYED STALKER 2
its good
im not sure how much i can say here without the mods deleting me
but ill say
graphics are good
you can see your legs
they plagiarized the fallout way of talking to npcs
theres cutscenes now
sound design is great
(first person cutscenes)
what else
hd models look fine
better than mods hd models
Performance?
Happy halloween
Halloween is over
no halloween
aiming felt weird, but then i cranked up the mouse sensitivity
halloween is banned
4 lyf
Any recognizable landmarks with where you were, or was it vaguely Cordon looking?
Dog biting your toes
yeah
theres a dude up the cliff telling you to go to some bar
if you kill him the suest disappears
you got the call of duty style compass seen in screenshots
Nice, would be annoying if they had essential NPCs
Any neat shootouts or noticable AI tactics?
mutants or otherwise
i got in one shootout with multiple bandits
you die fast
faster than in the classic games
they follow you around
good
Were you able to chose the difficulty or nah?
no
theres a screen that shows you the key bindings and lets you adjust the mouse sensitivity, then you press esc and the demo begins
i restarted the demo twice
Okay, with that answer I think it was hard/very hard.
But I can be wrong.
my starting loadout changed between the tries
first it was a double barrel shotty and an ak
then the ak changed to a g3
i also found that one ar-style rifle layign around, cant remember its name
its pitch black now
i met a bloodsucker
its growls were incredible
the whole sound design is great
they seem weaker than in the classic games tho
managed to off it with a few ak bullets
what else
Now that is really strange.
Because like, the NPCs was updated and mutants got downgraded in difficulty.
@woven fox or @torpid narwhal , sorry for disturbing both of you, but is it possible for you to tell which difficulty is set by standard for the Demos on the game showcases events?
oh yeah, there was that part
so i was having a shootout with bandits
(that look kinda weird in s2 tbh)
and i took cover in some kind of metal shack
and they kept shooting at me
and the bullets basically went through the thin metal
even tho i didnt take damage
sounds were good
generally an awesome moment
See if the bandits have positional damage, as in if they react to being shot in the arm/leg differently
@gray jetty @coarse rapids
#💬┃en_offtop message
thx
ill try to
@teal oracle https://youtu.be/R_2wfZGUUQo?si=catFhUcrYdsJ9lO7
Real
Wdym 💀game is not ready for lunch at all
Have you seen that new game Ill that's coming out with the realistic body part damage? Like friggin arms hanging on by stands of flesh and flopping around?
I'm ready for all games to have that.
It's pretty cool, but I think it's more of a stylistic choice rather than a necessary one. Makes sense for games like Dead Island 2, Callisto/Dead Space but I don't think every game needs to have it. But positional damage reactions I'm all for, it really enhances the interactivity/reactivity of combat.
he so fuzzy
fuzzies ❤️
MODS! can we use a microwave transformer on this guy
idk what that means :3
currently in line for a second round of the stalker 2 demo
i'll check if characters react differently according to where you shoot them
any other requests?
Can your tummy hurt in game...?
we only got 15 minutes of playtime, so im not sure i got time to starve myself
Other than that, I'd be interested in how good the weapon Animations are and how good the AI is, also how the inventory looks
And also how the attachments work if you can get them in that short time period
for now, i can say
the animations are pretty good, but nothing special
realistic, just punchy enough
the inventory works pretty much like the classic games
except you can kinda move while its open
you got 2 main weappn slots and a sidearm slot
attachments, i doubt i can get some in the demo
the ai seems pretty smart
in the only firefight i got in so far, they followed me for quite a while and shot through thin metal walls to get me
i did get 2 small glitches
my gun was floating away from my hand at one point but came back to normal after i shot it
and my detector somehow disappeared from my hand, but my character was still playing the animation for holding it
how do i git gud at stalker AREA
after a moment he pulled out of his pocket again and it went back to normal
you got quick item slots like in CoP
what does that mean
is movement restricted when inventoryu ios open?
i cant exactly remember, ill update you when i replay the demo
you play a better mod
quick items are a thing in SOC too (you can quick use bandages and medkits just not customize them)
man
yeah, but you can customize them here, which is why i said cop
no more energy drink spam for speedruns
theres animations when you drink anyway
or when you heal yourself
we are so over
you were expecting to?
lmao women still not canon
that said, stalker faces dud have variation, maybe they're randomly generated
dude i think i remember seeing a video from gsc
saying that the teeth are randomly generated
oh god it's rei_lover08
there wasn't any, you didn't hear it
blud got his discord set up to ping him the instant somebody says the word female
haha
hahah
randomly generated stalker teeth
that wasnt random generation that was variation on presets
Naw I was just lurking around here to read about the gameplay
the sunrise helmet looks rounder
in a way
hard to explain
theres a visual effect when you get damage from a spatial anomaly
cant remember the english name
the most common one that looks like a blurry whurlwind
when it sucks you in the camera gets some sort of fish eye effect
but its less obvious that you got damage from it than in the classics
like your character doesnt yell
and i dont think it makes the iconic sound
also, they changed the detector beep
and i dont think your pda beeps when you get a quest from someone
to elaborate on what i said earlier about fallout way of talking to npcs
How visible are some of the gravity anomalies when undisturbed?
Here is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 2 dev update dedicated to the 14th anniversary of the first game in the series — S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chornobyl. Have a first look at the updated costumes, several guns and unique custom teeth tool.
Explore our socials:
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teeth
you can see them if you look just a bit close
but you can probably miss em if youre not focused
Gotcha
hows the UI for conversation
do the stalkers actually have randomly generated teeth
it zooms in to the npc's bust
imagine if female stalkers existed
and you get conversation choices in a small black windlw
every line is voiced though, at least for the demo
you try to talk and then it zooms in
I think you mean to say from the shoulders up
yeah, like in fallout
zooming into their bust would imply Skif is getting up in their pecs
your character's lines are voiced too
and tou can only play the demo with the english dub
and it kinda sucks honestly
evenb your characters?
and how easy is it to skip the sound and spam select
it skips the line the instant you press f
theres no next line sound or anything
oh, and all the voicelines i've heard were subtitled
it would suck for modding if ALL the lines were voiced
but you character wasnt VAd was he
just make a mod without voice lines
like in the ogs
whats the issue?
Sily
just koting down stuff so i dont forget it
zalissya, warmock bar
cant move corpses
corpses have a weight limit
it may be a beta icon, but the exe is just a yellow and black radioactive symbol circle with a white stylized 2 on it
faction names arent displayed
the map iption in the pda was made unselecetable
you can melee with all weapons
it got an animation where your character downs his weapon and then attackd with it for some reason
i tried to jump above a wooden plank that was blocking a dolrframe and my character had an animation for crossing it like in cod
theres fleshes, they walk differently? its like they have longer names
Vaulting?
theres a new bubble soap anomaly
explodes into little bubbles that does damage if you touch it
whats that
emissions are more detailed
in a way
the sky turns red
theres lighting and you can see plants moving from the wind
first dude you see is named richter
i saw a weird dude
v
