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You can’t I’m a child
and he says that this guy is too degenerated to be offered to him
Children have no rights in this household 
i mean, being a child doesnt change anything
dammit
brother qurmiz, requesting heavy bolter support on this guy
Repost
Got a better alternative
funniest shit ever so
true, idk personally im not canadian
one time a high guy broke into a cupcake shop
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
sat, started to walk around, and basically felt bad
so this is in canada, he stole a pack of muffins and a bottle of champagne
then he cleaned the glass of the broken door, drove away
Mb
Im gonna go buy more stalker games then
then called the store owner, told him he is sorry, insisted to pay for the muffins and the broken door
and the store owner dropped charges and made a muffin resembling the theif lmao
cant get more canadian than this
Based, tbh
It's been two years since i've seen this
Geniunely the last time was on NW's blackwater server
Oh
Seen that
Seen that, ratio - engage the disintegrator
Reason: Bad word usage
Ew
Cute
Nu-uh
It’s not ?
No it is
I was expecting something else
buy rain world
Alright, bring 'er in
Im poor
Buy hotline miami/Wrong number
Oh, the dog 
DENNATON GAMES WOULD LOVE IT IF YOU PIRATED THEIR GAME, THEY SENT PATCHES TO ORIGINALLY PIRATED THE FIRST AND SECOND GAME
I played HM/HM2 for like a year straight before i actually bought them, i memorized most of the levels
Im too lazy to
im very concerned whether this is animated or real
I could send you over the zips tomorrow
in all cases, into the warp i go now
They're both below 1g
Naw I’m fine
Seriously, you should play the games, they're amazing
From now on I will only spread misinformation
en_offtop appearance
I understand
Do you?
Also I played the hotline miami games already
Ah, i see
Roundtable?
Huhg
Any bells?
I do not understand this….
Then you haven't played them fully
Worm
It’s been like
Awhile since i played them
If yu did not memorize whole gaem yuer worm!1
Should i download a standalone version of the stalker trilogy or does the steam release already have bug and crash fixes?
we do not condone piracy in the server please buy the games in the storefronts
Okie dokie, I was looking around forums and saw the steam version was incompatible with certain mods, how would I get around this by reverting the versions?
the games are able to be played boot but if you want to get a patch mod use these
SoC (Shadow of Chernobyl) - https://www.metacognix.com/files/stlkrsoc/index.html patch 1.07
CS (Clear Sky) - https://www.moddb.com/mods/srp
CoP (Call of Pripyat) - no patches needed
Has stalker 2 got an official release date yet
Nit seen any development news in a long time. Last thing i heard was gsc left kyiv and moved to pokand kr something
Praying they announce an official release date soon cos imma have to save up to uograde my. Pc. No way js it gonna be able to run heart of chenrnobyl
Ignore thr horrendous spelling im pinging
december of 2021 
im praying that with S2 they still keep the Ukrainian sounding actors for the game ima be kinda sad if everyone just sounds American ass hell kept the stalker feel 1000% with hearing the slavic tone
h
very cool much imput
i hope the voice acting is just as bad
Me fr
hello does anyone know where are classified documents in that gas station in Zaton in stalker anomaly?( i got that quest from some scientist/ecologist in jupiter)
@void kelp bro where yo cat pfp at
Gone 
They shot him
garbage tier faction and political beliefs
great taste in music and profile name
Idrc
"i dont remember, cuh"?
I stalk
dont we all

with a steam username like yours, i believe you should take one too
click on it and see the real name 🤷♂️
discord is glitched
and that name is 5yo
Reason: Bad word usage
😔
and rip amabatukam guy as well
The Who
both served their purpose
type it in youtube
No
No
haram
because it looks cool
whats wrong with gta iv?
It looks sick yea
you're talking about it like i have a furry pfp or something
great game and i still play it to this day
GTA IV is universally looked down upon (real and true)
game is so good i bought it thrice
rockstar made some fire games
used too*
if they launch gta6 their next game release will be 15 years after

Ewww
I played roblox mostly lmao
I should be shot
censored :(
Reason: Bad word usage
Im sorry wolf

can someone ping the need for speed fan
most wanted 2005 is the goat
Truther?
yes, him
Why not ping him yourself
i cant for some reason
@candid cloud
Silly guy
There's a market for fleas?
What's up.
is the ps2 version good or should i pass?
It's good.
ight
cause the military surplus stores got interesting stuff to spend money on rn
PS2 Games Playlist https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLz1UQhw0O7bZdZsrSEu_T-2Vcgu9lYuS8
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Stolen from cat Stepan.
i really hate my classmates. we have a 2-people team project. i asked who don't have a teammate, but no one answered. i asked the boss from the group who don't have a team mate. she answered "how should i know?". i decided to make the project myself even if i will most likely lose some points for doing it alone
Evil gang evil gang
how old is it exactly?
Kill the messenger refrence?!?!
bruh moment
Project zomboid cryogenic winter
i hate on top camera games
plus i have the game and played like 5 minutes total
Weak
i feel like the more games u own the more depressed and out of games u get
u one of those lol and wow gaymers i see
I love Paris
Weak
What is a lol and wow gaymer
If that is a bad term im very sorry i will try to improve
Never let bro Cook ever again
it's decent, kinda ass if you're not into grinding tho
plus u need friends right
?
No friends?
I mean nah you can solo, more mods for solo
do u?
I play with Kai and Mitch mostly
Reminder that the devs poached the modder making NPC's because they didn't want to be outdone by their own community
Solo is less fun
Plenty of fun with friends
Yes
I can name them
Real?
every game is fun with friends and my friends does not play that type of games
Real?
Zad...
means i have no friends
Sounds like an skill issue
I could play PZ with you uwu
Do not play PZ with the furry
Aiterion, the guy who was making them is now working on fishing minigames
no wonder the game icon used to be a furry thing on the store page
It’s more of a mascot thing I think but meh
Im not a furry, i simply enjoy the simple things in life
Doubt

finna add your private account and download the game maybe
or just have an extra "friend" on my list 
@void kelpbruh
🤨
Go play Max Payne, any of the games
he's a 40yo furry enjoyer
finished all of them
matter of fact i finished all rockstar games
What genre do you enjoy most
kinda all of them except for MMOs cuz fck mmos
and strategy games the ones where u look at a moving map
for 900 hours to understand what is happening
Play barotrauma with friends
Play Darkwood
Play gmod
Play dnd
Play valheim with friends
OG RE4?
finished all RE games
dont own it
i have it and never played it
no friends plus no mood for RP
no friends
no friends
i finished more games than i can count lol

3 bucks
bought it 4 years ago never played it
Vanquish, Killer is Dead
have it and never played it
Both of them?
buy me the games you want to play in mp and i'll be your friend
i'd rather watch youtube instead

Buy DRG
i think so yeah
whats that
Deep rock galactic
Both are pretty good, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic as well
anyway, im going deep in the paris catacombs
played it for 1 hour
you guys want me to write anything
i'll definitely write get out of here stalker at the entrance
dance with them
@teal oracletotal owned games on pc atm is 980 on all launcher but no friends 
I know you said you don't like top-down games but RUINER and Furi are worth it IMO
Warhammer Mechanicus and total war Warhammer 3 are pretty good
never liked warhammer games even tho i own some and never played them 

i dunno why i buy games and never playthem
yes
Best thing for me when I get decision paralysis for games is to take breaks more often and limit myself to 3ish games
Or just find a game in my backlog and try to stick with it
Planning on playing FEAR for Halloween
it took me 2 years to decide to play the witcher 3 and aktchshually finish the game
and i did
great games but i never played them 
sometimes it just take finding a new, fun game to reinvigorate yourself, it can be easy to get overwhelmed and bored even with new games
i kinda wanna get outlast trials
It's not bad, not sure how it is solo but I'd say it's worth trying
it aint solo plus i have 3 friends that might get the game and play it coop
It allows you to do missions solo, but yeah with others it can be fun
Frankly I'm just trying to find games to keep me occupied until Dragon's Dogma 2 comes out
why dont u get BG3 since u like that type of games?
Already did and completed it
nice
Waiting until the inevitable Definitive Edition to do a Dark Urge playthrough
Not nearly as many but I'm the same way
No clue how I'm gonna motivate myself to get through all of them, I like GTA and all but not that much
i wish i bought them before rockstar removed them to add the trilogy
That's what I did, got them for dirt cheap
Think it was Humble Bundle or something
3 is meh and old IV is one of the best from gameplay and story
san andreas is old same as vice city
https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561199188449313/games/?tab=all check my library

27 games played and 600 collecting dust
thats one account and the other one i have 40 games on it
All I'll say is good luck
got the bundle and never tried them lol
thx
Mostly worth it, had a lot of fun with it
a real chad gamer
dragon dogma was on sale for me a few months ago for like 40cents and i didnt get it

I'd recommend it, but it's the kind of thing where you either love it or hate it
is it like dragon age inquisition?
hmm
just checked the price and yeah capcom made the price of the game like 30x

for my region
But the companion system is pretty cool, you get to make a personal companion that can be hired by other players, what they learn from doing quests/fighting enemies stays with them when they return to you
Truth is
The game was rigged from the start
@teal oracle cod players have built-in racism 
Real
Whatever did i possibly do to deserve three pings
big booty bitches - big booty bitches
1989 - Hotline Miami 1 scenes take place in 1989
lol
i failed you all
i couldnt write "get out of here, stalker" in the catacombs entrance
i should have bought a spray paint can instead of chalks
idk
idk
idk
no idea like imagine pinging someone without their permission
vro...
me
the day before game dropped a new trailer and damn it looks like shit
a mobile game
"totally not a scam"
WRXer
Owner of games but friends of none 
hell yeah
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top tier trailer
like triple S trailer
Car
Hot wheels ad

im gonna play some yakuza
enjoy the karaoke minigame
game told me to find someone named banana or chibana or something, and it just dropped me in the city with no objective or pointer on where i look
whatever he said with large fries pls
My honest reaction
Minecraft
my reaction to that honesty
REAL
REAL
u just gave me flashbacks
instagram and goku dont go well in my reels
goku always end up showing the big benis in the end of the reel
i use instagram to talk with like 5 people only

i use it to see them indian street food reels
where they always have some feet near the pot
beewaęą
@neon vale make this your name in steam
dawg beeswager?
i dont have much games
i dont play much aswell
the only hours ive got in my most played game is 190 h
i have half life
@bitter hearthi have every game made by valve except for their one VR game
i have 2 of valves bundles, one was gifted to friend and one is mine
but no friends
i got games, but no one to game wid😔
same 😔
imaginary friends
@bitter hearthfriends exist?
im based
sometimes
that pass gives the full game forever
i used to have 2 passes and gave them to "friends"
im gonna barotrauma
@teal oracle
Nice
I’m on bus rn
was about to buy the game before their big update but i missed out
game was like 1$ on sale for me
i bought 4 or 3 copies of it once, when it was like 4 dollars, i gave 3 to my friends, we played one game and then they deleted it😔
Keep pressing the button to stop the bus every 5 minutes and pretend it wasn't you
like after 2 hours of playing the game, they deleted it

Small joke
barotrauma is 24 dollars not 5
his steam region is cheap in turkey lol
and gaben will change their region to $ in a month
racism😔
pay$ or no gaymes
That's messed up
it be
yes
Guess theres not enuff predatory practices to keep you grinding,back to the grindslop 
they combined every poor country to one region in each continent
The Thing
on it allready
@bitter hearthwhat did they change in barotrauma and changed the game price?
"combined" half life reffrence!!11!11
its full release, its awesome now
it has so much stuff, very fun
half life 3 confirmed
lmfao
steam refunded me after 3 hours so im happy
This is America
@urban coral
Yeah, that's more Crimson's area
tea is for everyone
I don't know jack about Warhammer
coffee tho, coffee isnt for everyone😔
I played some Vermintide and thought it was cool
killing rats is fun
to anyone interested Ghost wire tokyo drift game or whatever the name is
im getting coffee cup
is free atm on prime so get it
Actual vampire
I HATE RATMEN
can we go at least one hour without mentioning warhammer
im gonna blow my head off
i love paris
snorehammer
lmfao
das rite
its paris
baguette and ratatouille land
Tampico promotional material
and bed bugs
strelokia in paris!?
Paris... but AWESOME!!!
if tampico was strelok, and was a woman, and was an ai generated pic, what would we call him
implying strelok married an asian woman
Dickmangle Donklethang
maybe
Susan for short
someone keeps deleting my shit. posts in memes channel
i might get banned for it too
i would rather love london instead
I am NOT banning someone for bad memes
but please for the love of god
get better jokes
lmaonwhat
wht is vasim going on about
at least keep it slightly related to stalker and not a random image
this
bc no
a horse with a AT weapon on it does not constitute as a stalker meme
and I am tired of paris
its called offtopic for a reason and not stalker offtopic
Wysoko skakał to jebnoł w sufit, a tak wgl to liberum veto

hes talking about stalker memes
ohh yeah sorry
the lovecraft speak
@coarse rapidshaving a bad time with the community are ya
i was doing them on purpose, sorry didnt think it was you i was trolling
@carmine forge
bunuy!
Reason: Bad word usage
is he matthew?
What
My name isn't actually matthew
I already met your mother no need to tell me
Im named after the ghost
lars have you never spoken to Me before
vasim:
Oh yeah right
bro has a database of memes that he just posts when anything slightly related to them are said
will do
Im boutta Project my zomboid
Very nice
Zomboid his project
who up Jecting they Pro in Zomboid
Me rn
Real
I should play project Zomboid
Who’s willing
who up Zombing they Boid
i wanna buy it soon
400 ain't enough i need 4000
i wanna zomboid for the project
every single time you're on im busy
hell yeah 
same with max

Max we need to continue the Arizona world
whenever u do we can zoid the boomers
who up Readying they Not
Me fr
fr fr ong
who up foring they est
I literally live at the other side of the world not my fault 😔
Im doing a duo session with Kai rn, well i would if she wasn't at work
I really gotta piss
But my dog is laying his head on my leg
My moral compass does not allow me to move
comt to arizoba
i should start the tucson map project
Yes
you have only one decision
Give me 90 thousand pesos I will 
whats that like 5 bucks
hella, will do
Weee the smithing mod don't work, blacksmith skill no show up weeee
sketchy ass pf and game
plus, I'm busy finishing Batman games anyways and re4
based
re 4 is one of the best re's ive played
and arkaham asylum is one of the best batman games i made memories in
what about the castle mortar part


when i was a small little 9 year old, i used to get scared when playing it in the ps2 and them saying Morires vivir... ayista!
but now the castle part is the easiest
guessing from the name, its a scammer
i meant the part when they use catapults or whatever on u and ashely dies
sketchy steam pf and sketchy game plus i hate rouge like games that have turn based fight
emi en_offtop appearance 
who the hell likes turn based combat anyways
i love the pfp
hehehehe
Really depends on the game and it's design, tbh
I definitely do not like RE and Batman 
lmao
What about RE Outbreak
hummmm????
inshalasanga
the first RE game on the list is better than all your games

inshalasagna
Garfilahd Arbuladad
I should get RE 5,6, and 7 soon
greatest soldier of allasagna
i should
i cant find the gif in favorites
big gif
i hate sniper games
inshallah he will guide us.
mashallah he will🙏
mashalasagna
‼️
Outbreak is fun though, definitely worth playing if you can get it set up with others
hella
i’ve heard good things about the resident evil games i don’t think i would like them though
broooooooooo u reminded me of urbanreign
childhood ps2 days
I'd say it's worth, again, much more so if you are able to play it with others but there are community servers that people play on, and it's definitely possible to do missions solo.
who up eviling they residents
It's so damn good
back to avionics I bye 
circle and triangle for the special move 
will try maybe
games that die in 2 to 3 months
yakuza but america
Since you're a fan of resident evil it will be worth it especially if you play with people
Refer to this if you do, pretty straightforward: https://youtu.be/qFVibXHwP7A?si=XPEBlqZANpgXMvbM
NEW DNS ADDRESS: 208.72.237.31
This is a tutorial on how to play Resident Evil Outbreak online in 2022.
Before you begin, you'll need the Japanese .iso files for Biohazard Outbreak, and Biohazard Outbreak: File 2. As well as a PS2 bios file. I, unfortunately, can't provide these files.
Links:
Fan Server - https://obsrv.org/
PCSX2 - https://pc...
outside of getting PS2 bios/game files of course
Def Jam but Tekken more like
lmfao
companies before 2010 used to make game with love now with greed
activision made the best racing game and they killed it
BLUR 
will do
Burnout Paradise, my beloved
reverse is a free online RE game
puke
yeah as i said they used to make games with love now all games are trash
and u have to put a battlepass to all games
no matter its a racing game or football or whatever
i sure hope stalker 2 will have a paid battlepass

No need to hope bro
its in the game
stalkrite battlepass
already 
degtyarev skin
im gonna play some yakuza, its been influencing me lately, last time i played it was years ago in my friends house, it was one awesome sleepover
the game has an ultimate edition for some point i wonder what it is
Gee, yeah, what could it be? 🤔
@void kelp u pinged me once or twice now i see u in my discord friend activity everyday :|
So I'm thinking about getting RE5 or one of DS (not dark salo (souls)) chapters.
People don't really like RE5, they only like it because it has Wesker in it
my head almost blew cuz of the old camera system and FOV of 4 and 5
i just realized the crochet stalkers as your banner im crying
i need to make them now
do i know, do you know? does baby know?
maybe you need to ask tzeentch, he has all the answers, yes
misinformed? i was misinformed once, they locked me in a warp gateway with nurglings and nurglings make me misinformed
Bc
jack has children?
course not you think any women could stand me lmfao
they too dumb for your knowledge and genius brain
napalm has poisoned my mind i've seen things we were not meant to see
now i just want more
MORE MORE MORE
i’ll make them for you 
awesome
:)
crochet me a forskin
Is it him?
no its not him its Me
I am him.
he's him
gorgeous freelance
@urban coral why do CSM need life support
Hop on Shootmania.
I don't have it
Buy it.
can't
I'm saving up up for something else currently
@carmine forge
whar?
they must have amnesia the way they be forgetting that i’m him
Check the steam.
you gotta be kidding me
thank you man
Raiffaisen is the worst bank I ever met.
now I owe gifts to double the amount of people
I wonder why
Well. First is additional fee over buying the game's on steam and I was getting the scholarship after 2-3 weeks.
I've seen Me
No shit.
Damn right
Yeah.
I paid like 24 uahs with a card, and it's gonna take like 5 over.
True.
IRS bad tax evasion good
Just a month left
what did he mean by this
also, crimbo, why do csm need life support systems?
:0
@carmine forge, choose the game to play.
sven
last train home
Too late.
panzer knight
Too late x2.
why do u have roblox installed
🚿
Friends.
some games are actually fun on there
only the cod knock off
i found some others too
i have never downloaded roblox
¯_(ツ)_/¯
dont want to get infected with robux virus
robux virus? wot lmao
THIS VIDEO IS A REUPLOAD
Creds to:Kreekcraft and Ali Sayed gaming
awesome video
i just typed gta 6 in google and the 5th link looked legit
download gta 6 for android now in arabic

i bet its early access
dude selling leaks for 4$
highly rated
bruh fifa 24 is already on sale
fifa fans are clowns
literally
buying a pay 2 win for 70$ just so the game go on sale after a month or 2
To support their dead souls
Buying a game that already exists 
buying the same game launched in 2014
cod is doing the same thing
AAA marketing at it's finest
im a dumbass for buy cod MW2 the 100$ edition
Yup
no new cod for 2 years they said then literally 4 months after the new cod got leaked
now MW3 3 is the same game as MW2 2 but with new maps
1,50 Euros 
better than activision
small indie team
Okay
Barely
i know sm life support is like oxygen, things that keep their already superhuman bodies boosted, etc.
uh?
Man, what was that one game again
Some kind of post-apocalyptic game set in a winter setting within a city
Was some kind of spin-off from another title
metro
Nah
finland
Metro's not a spin-off from another title
Had an orange title on the box art, I believe
@hot wasp
the day before?
the f was it about crimson
Nah
Some kind of post-apocalyptic game set in a winter setting within a city
That's all I know
frostpunk?
the division ?
There it is
oh that crap
The Division
That for me marked the beginning of bad gaming
Not sure if it actually was bad, but it did look generic
its from ubisoft what can u expect
Literally
the division 2 went on sale for 2$ like 2 fricking dollars after few months of launch cuz no one liked the game
I haven't even looked at the actual game
dont even think about watching
I only saw that it got announced and instantly Nope'd that
Even Lukey agrees that Fallout 3 is better
It obviously is 
too expensive
yeah the gameplay is trash plus they downgraded everything ubisoft style and the enemies are bullet sponges even when they're not wearing anything cuz ubisoft ofc
Meanwhile, Wonderlands is still 60 bucks
idk where fallout came up here from
MARKED ONE WTH
fallout is a stalker rip off fr
First-hand experience, of course 
fallout 3 is a great game
f3 is a good game but i didint enjoy it as much as vegas
Real
So CD Col mf do or do jt do jt do if do if chi is tm go or am go Jeff rn go or Gn go it rn go
Even realer than the first time
enemies just take way too much ammo on highest difficulty ... shit was ridiculous when i played it, super mutant masters taking like 1 min to kill cause of the bulletsponge factor
ubisoft have good ideas for games but they're bad at doing them
And I hate it when stuff like that happens
Because some games legit got a good concept
But sometimes they've got too many bugs, are badly designed, aren't popular enough, is too niche, etc.
watch dogs/the division/AC Odyssey
BRINK/Krater/C&C4
or have dumb devs
Or dumber bosses
skill issue
in all fallout games u start as a noob and u end up as a chad
Honestly, I still feel like Fallout works best as a TTRPG setting
if only they work hard on their trash engine
Too bad the only one that exists is kinda... Well, it's F4 focused and nobody plays it
What about the Paid DLC'ers? 
and new vegas is the goat
I personally prefer F3
at least their dlc's are decent tbh
all of the fallout dlc's are quite decent and have some good content
Depends on what you're referring to
Because most of the Creation Club is definitely not worth the money
hello we fixed the all the bugs that were on launch plus finally finished the content we promised would be available on launch ... 3yrs later... but its dlc and u gotta pay lulz
imagine paying for creation club

Yeah
Wish there was some way to just get them for free
Like they should be
Because they didn't do a quality check like promised
sail the high seas arrgh mateey
isnt creation club literally ripping shit from nexus ans making it available only on creation club
Yeah, but like, where?
what do u need?
To a certain extent, yes
Definitely with the Chinese Stealth Suit
Sentinel Power Armor and Solar Cannon
I know the Solar Cannon is bad, but still
like mods or what?
They're from the Creation Club, dawg 
F3 right?
Creation Club is for F4
ohh
Pretty sure they already stopped working on the Creation Club

