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love em, they tik tak away, but be aware, they make you the kil
hai, i accused three happily married men of sexual assault today :3 (feeling quirky) >:) >:3 uwu :3
Dawn of War main menu, my beloved 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFBX5qwiKtw
The OG Dawn of war menu.
Back when it was a full 3d menu with button overlay.
Fun fact. I bought DoW 1 based on the menu theme alone. 2004 was a different time.
Who remembers the December 2008 stock crash
disproportionate body parts = chad
@urban coralreminds me of someone, doesnt it ring a bell?
Nobody?
Fr
crimson accused who?
No clue
me neither
i mean that just confuses
it confuses indeed
Uhh
It ams hella confuses
it B Fr fr
i made another song btw, i dont know if i have posted it or not
actually made alot more than one song, most of them shit tho
il go sleep
Im going to blow off my head bc of you
Cats
“Shit laced”
Title: Force Commander Theme
Album: Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War
Artist: Jeremy Soule
Image: https://goo.gl/ofQePT
Buy the game: https://store.steampowered.com/sub/30560/
DAWN OF WAR SOUNDTRACK PLAYLIST: https://bit.ly/2vuXYye
Check out my channel for more Warhammer 40,000-themed music for roleplaying, tabletop, and painting! All music belong...
Game went damn hard in the music department (as well as all the other departments).
You so real for this
I think that too
DUTY AND LONERS
@steel sapphire , opinion on my bff ?
wdym?
Opinion on my best friend
Who is he/she?
Transgender
little gal?
I am taller then her
him*
But we are the same age
We get along fine, it’s good to have a friend
Even if someone is different form you it’s still something
well
I think he is good or sum
Talk about what
and its depends on
French fries or French toast
hmm okay I understand now
I’ve had some like that before
Not too bad
But bit greasy
True
Nice to hear
Yeah, I am
Ive been here for a bit but I haven’t really talked or anything
yeah I just saw you from the stalker gay art
Bro
You get shower reactions
If you add woman to your meme or sum
See?
Idrk
I saw
who?
Me
I meant this
ik ik
wrong?
I don’t think you’ve seen people post pomni on social media…..
people are saying some questionable things and posting questionable things too
Nvm I can’t find any examples rn
I think I’m gonna pass out
Here's the meme with most reactions
Unbelievable.
I'm not forced to pay for some kind of nitro shit.
loner
Bluds nitro got expired 
@candid cloud so what are you gonna do?
What.
Hello. Can someone please help me about gta?
me trying to holding my myself
And F u Wolf
what
Burgundy...
they dont at all, the zone is a dangerous place
he chillin
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isn't that the worst game ever? and everyone hated it
Correct
hunt down the freeman be shit, but il still play cause half life
I wish this was real
i would have played it too
4/20 half-life will never exist….
legal weed hell yeah
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now i understand how freeman went to that alien planet thing
he was just high
he ate mushrooms
the devil's mushrooms
@bitter hearthi just saw your pronouns lmao
gordon with the suit or without?
Oh it differs from day to day, sometimes its a " critical, signs, detected" and sometimes its a lab coat
Hella
Literally the worst game ever: FlatOut 3.
literaly
i hate writing Essays😔
why must college be like this
ban
it would cause the anger
mol1t will get ya
Would I get the 🚿 emoji too?
oh my cat meme got deleted, i forgot you cant post anything other than stalker memes😔
You can’t post non stalker memes in the #🤨┃stalker_memes …….
only freedom anger
It is off topic…
you could before, you cant now😔
it was funny cat meme with half life sounds
I didn’t learn my lesson form last time
this might cause the anger
but not in offtop, offtop is dead, maybe Memes channel
Naw naw
I can’t do that again
Someone can probably add a stalker gas mask and put it in there so it can be on topic
im tired
What time is it for you?
4 pm
Understandable

i dont know, depepnds on wich moderator sees it first
True ig
@bitter hearth, I died, but the enemy said "sorry :(".
hes a kind enemy 😔
The average European mind cannot comprehend this American propaganda.
@bitter spruce this your alt?
slug
Slug-type fiend
I’m my own person
is your pfp the Dying Light 2 dude drinking Tampico
NO
its skif drinking tampico
i donno

tampico flow
Juice
some of these go so hard
tampon
hi
tampickle
paint brush
that aint no paint brush
That's a paddle
why does it have a seam then
my favorite is this one
Damn, nice
i have no clue why it made it asian
it was the same prompt as this one
all of the asian ones it spat out go so hard
Also thanks to who posted the FNAF movie in here yesterday it was so ungodly boring
No way dude
i hope you dont get muted for that
Hahah n word
Now you get banned
shut up
It's a real thing though
BUT IT UT
IT RHRIW IT SAYS THE N WORD
does the 51.4 mean 51.4% alcohol
Yeah
isn't that lethal
Flammable
💀
There is a 98% alchohol vodka made by the polish
thats the same as rubbing alcohol

that is definitely lethal
Nikka is a place iirc
This was an absolutely crazy package! Thank you Zwolof and Paravoid :D
i might be thinking of the kikka though
no its the brewing co
It was 95% actually
God bless him
that is not a japanese man
a real nikka

We're all nikkas
Based
love you nikka
It has to be in order to be called Scotch
OF COURSE IT WAS SEKTORAS 
Heavy ink stuff is always cool
Fnaf movie :00
Always liked Yoji Shinkawa's stuff because of the heavy ink
time to get freaky.....
Yeah seriously it stinks
no mods are online.... time to get freaky
Post
I will post in #🤨┃stalker_memes 
!tempmute 821353587631849512 14d please dont share copyrighted material like the entire FNAF movie
Reason: please dont share copyrighted material like the entire FNAF movie
Alan Wake 2 - Part 1 - DLSS 3.5 - Max Settings https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0NULtWlVfI
Alan Wake 2 - Part 1 - DLSS 3.5 - Max Settings - RTX 4070
not playing Alan Wake I guess
@median shard those are from xbox's official french website
AWESOME !!!! Thank you so much !! 
For several reasons I would have never believed they would make this event, I remember one year one of the most important event there was just an official picture with the french minister of culture 
It's way less known than Gamescom
anybody hav ea tut for joining my mates stalker belarus server
what
Enlightenment lars, enlightenment
did I miss something fun?
looks like I did not.
Oh yeah, GSC gonna give you early access fo dis one
cindy lookin for nice person to teach me russian hmu
This game became popular
incest will do that to the internet
I wish I could erase smthfrom existance
am getting out of bed finally, wish me luck
@void kelp Get your lugage to visit lab x8
Army?
Bros dont know how to make army
hes probably talking about followers
im calling it that hes playing either freedom, loners, or monolith
i could not see starcat play duty
Reason: Bad word usage
Bros hating
You gonna see the mutants of here
they are friendlier than x16
@steel sapphire
#freeskibiditoilet
cindy still lookin for nice person to teach me russian
I mean, maybe you don't have to be nice, but not being an asshole is an asset
okay maybe being an asshole is okay too, I'm an asshole myself
I’m gonna break my leg
Didn’t you hurt your foot, now you’re gonna break your leg
Yeah
Gotta grow immunity 
I am sad
and bored
\
:)
@teal oracle
What
week 7 of heavily procrastinating then realising i procrastinated and crying about it
I always have my friends in my head to keep me company at my lowest points

Oh god my one meal from 9 hours ago is mixing with the pink lemonade preworkout and Starbucks drink in my stomach
Just turn me into a monolith zombie at this point I beg for release from this suffering
Well ofc
Smh bragging about the bare minimum
Do better
^^^
Why did we ever stop the tradition of just having gay sex with your friends and it not being weird
lgbt made it a commitment
Ever since Rome fell
Fr😔
Are people being gay without me ?
most normal stoc member
Not gonna lie, this music SLAPS.
Why does this sound like some music being heard while fighting either HECU or Spetsnaz?
lol
I do like that idea
correct
reminds me of sum
The FIXX "Lost Planes" from 'Shuttered Room' [1982]
hey quarts what's up
what the fack is this
🥳
過去の動画を見返していると、木彫り熊を彷彿とさせる動画を見つけた。
この動画は去年の11月のものだ。
皆さんご存知の北海道のお土産で有名な木彫りの熊。
迫力のある表情と、今にも動き出しそうな躍動感は職人の腕が光る逸品だ。
そんな木彫りの熊が実在したらきっとこうなるだろう。
今回はもんたが余すところなく木彫り熊を演じてくれた。
堂々とした佇まいと媚びない表情、そして独特な鳴き声。
なぜか見るものを笑顔にさせる木彫り熊。
もはや木彫り熊職人に木彫りもんたを作ってほしい。
#猫
#北海道のお土産
#詳細は概要欄に
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Chonker
ah I thought you were threatening me
with my own image
meh
does anyone know how to get fallout 76 to get past this loading screen?
im trying all these different things written online but none of it works
ive waited 20 minutes for this loading screen aswell, to no awail
Reason: Bad word usage
Reason: Bad word usage
I think your first mistake was trying to play F76 at all
The censor thing is weird
@coarse rapids u made me do it
thing is, the game has gotten a ton of updates and is supposedly decent to play now
plus its on sale right now, i got it for 5 euros iirc
bad word wtf is this, preschool?
yeah shit is weird
server for a 18+ game no less
mature game discord doesnt allow "bad word", give me a break
pardon my behaviour
Im gonna bad word you on the bad word!
petition to remove wolf
dress him up in some feminine clothing like the femboy it is
@simple sage dumb
@simple sage dumb

how much does starfield cost? 70 EUROS HAHAHA
bethesda really down bad
glad i could get f76 on a discount, cause goddamn, charging full price for a game that has these kinds of bugs? unacceptable
@urban coral hi dude how are you?
not even economy, more like, greed
starfield has a shit ton of bugs, and theyre asking 70 euros for it
as long as the cash cow keeps giving, they wont stop
u can sail the high seas and get it for free if u know what i mean 
Is it even worth that though
nope the game is ass
Starfield just seems kinda lackluster
no, steam is just too convenient for me to do that
either way, starfield seems uninspired and a dull game which im not interested in playing
the modders whill make it good tho
Ok, lol
give them a year or so just like fallout 4
fallout 4 has good gameplay imo, but very bad story
yeah i was hyped a bit then when it launched i checked some gameplay and the game looked bland af with no soul and the AI is more A than I and u have the empty planets
so no
and yeah fallout4 was fun but trash story
its like watching an indian movie or whatever turns out your son is your dad or some shit
all i needed to see was the video by sseth, and some other guy doing a fist only run
imagine, being told about some awesome battle by npcs that happened mere moments before you arrive to a location... without being able to participate in it
yeah lol
👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍 👍
bethesda went from making good games like doom and dishonored and fallout then they ruined fallout with 76 and now their new IP sucks
red fall is a good game

im kind of impressed by the state of AAA games nowadays... i downloaded cyberpunk last week and ive been playing it for its amazing story and good combat... but its so riddled with bugs, its just.. how? how you gonna release a game with these kinds of bugs in the game and ask for a full price?
Because people will pay it regardless
i got cyberpunk pre ordered and the launch was ass
they promised all dlc's will be free and here we are
lmao
i love polish devs
thats why you dont watch any of these pre-launch bullcrap videos or interviews... no expectations is always better
techland... is that dying light?
yes
And Dead Island
check the trailer and check the gameplay lol
ah yes, dead island, amazing
funnily enough, the game ive had most fun with recently was a smaller game called Hobo: Tough Life
it doesnt look great, but it has no bugs and has an amazing amount of content, along with its good gameplay and good storylines
thinking about it, all the games i had most fun with were all from smaller devs
library of ruina, hobo tough life, project zomboid, barony, noita
ultrakill was fine too, but it wasnt a game for me, personally
bro dying light 2 was a shit show
what they showed in the trailer about the harpoon spear gun and the water castle and all that now they will add it next month as a dlc
20$ or some shit and it was supposed to be in the main game

hahah, an excellent question
they nerfed the grapplehook cuz we found a way to have fun with it
and they removed it the fun
it reminds me of the game 7 days to die - the devs going like "play the game any way you want... wait not like that!!"
i shit u not i have like 20 minutes on 7 days to die
and i own it for like 4 years now
maybe 5
i had some fun on it, i have quite a few hours from all of the singleplayer runs i had on it
but the further it goes, the devs seem to be sucking all of the fun the game has
im only waiting for gta 6 so those trash youtubers now have new content to post
like i have a copy of gta7
one memorable thing i remember is they added a feature where if you smelt anything, a screamer zombie eventually spawns and wanders to the area where the stuff is being smelted, screams, and attracts a horde
thus discouraging any kind of crafting/making it harder to craft
Reason: Bad word usage

this bot is such an ass
good gif
They made the bash reactable
@mossy niche what is the meaning of this ?

I'm alright
Option A)nal
Option B)itch
Option C)unt
there you go
Because they never updated it
It's stupid, but it is what it is
Stupid
thats how mafia works
i dont have high hopes for mgs since kojima san left them so yeah the new remake for snake eater is a big no
even if the game UE5
niceu

Based
Raiden looks like a monkey
Smokin kills
overhyped game
Me and my buffoons in the zone
Just get zombie to bite you and go sleep with your friend
at night when you would be a new zombie you bite your friends
wtf ?!
persona fan ?
my sister loves these games
i play p4 arena ultimax with her sometimes
persona is pretty cool
I mean depends on the fan….
Yes persona 4
never really seen much of the fandom tbh, i just game
That's a guy
@bitter hearth
Krater when?
Same for @coarse rapids

Currently running a full party of Regulators, basically the Crowd Control class
It's based 
yeah
adam smashed
adam smashed or adam smashed?
Yes, hello mods?
"your brother is fricking zeroed"
"cutting board"
"no rizz"
Can we ban this person for being horny?
well atleast there is the guts shotgun u can use
did i stutter
Ain’t you a mod ?
he used to be
Not anymore
then he took an L to the knee
hes officially [REDACTED]
ye wtf is that helmet for? clearly not for not allowing swords to get thru the slit since the eye slits are still there
decorative, or maybe the eye holes are there to allow the wearer to see
cuz you know, tiny pinholes that won't let swords through don't exactly give the best FOV
defogging, maybe
Decoration
albeit there is no glass, breathing directly against a metal plate is gonna make the inside of that helmet super humid
a decorative vent
as if that was a problem for the average 1037 knight
trench foot and gangrene galore back then
but still kind of practical because the hole is curved and thus unable to be easily inserted
I mean hey these are knights, its not too far off to assume they'd go the extra mile for a little bit of comfort
id imagine the extent of comfort inside of a helmet would be padding or chainmail coifs
its good, but its a "tacticool" animation inside of roblox so i cant take it seriously no matter how good the animation is
- awful rifle
piece of crap jammed seemingly every single magazine when i played soc or cs
What’s up chatters
hate and boredom
Hell yah
heavens no
on a sundae?
Of course
not my lifestyle thats for sure
is this of your own choosing?
Yes
y u do this to urself
We work everyday to keep the gears of this here world turning
having no free time for urself doesnt mean that youre a good gear
it means that youre an expendable gear
Nah
I work and go to school
I could work way more get my self up to 60 hour work week but nah
youre working harder but not smarter, but im guessing there are circumstances i dont know about
I don’t work this job the way most people would
I don’t do it because I have to
I do it because I want to
I’d be here for free
so youre doing it because you want to
yet you say you will break once of these days
Ever man can only take so much haha
giants op
why am i not making 1mil?
helllo adminn, glitch in the systemmm
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Femur breaker
Damn
Have you tried anthology yet?
i couldnt get it to run
Yeah i was thinking of doing Mear Gear Solid Codex Moment as AI meme videos, but was busy with AC6. After seeing the MSG3 unreal remake (MSG3 is my favourite one btw) i decided to give it a try. Got to say i wish i could of done better with the AI, but the voice recording i use had annoying faint jungle noises in the background, which i tried my...
Does anyone have any boomer shooter/ movement shooter reccomendations
Warhammer boltgun, Titanfall 2
Played those both already
Boltgun was fun
I'm playing forgive me father right now
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why is jesus fighting spiderman?
why not?
I very sick
Who has that one meme of the monolith monika faction patch? I need that to make something for later
Nvm
Howdy lads
Wtf
Why do I have Pirgozhin in my name?
G'damnit
Is it some kind of joke or sth?
Trolled
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isnt that the femboy guy
who wore nice thigh highs and ended up being targeted by the homophobes against femboys organisation (HAFO)
Yeah, that's him
But why he's in my nick?
maybe you are gay
the what now lmao
Sick, the more reason to play it 
why
you are gonna kill the kid goddamnit
Rad as hell,Awesoome
Is there a ping limit here ?
Nah
Hella 
Only in Death Does Duty End
Too bad he's a heretic
the imperials are truly lunatics
i cant chill in the warp without the grey knights breaking into my home and killing my pet dawg, this isnt a life fr
Hey, it was your choice to turn traitor 
oh yeah? last week i was buying groceries from the local Daemon-O-Mall and a bunch of those grey morons ran in, stole all the marshmallows then disappeared
literally inhumane
@bitter hearth when are we going to corrupt more dark angels lmao
oh wait a second, if you like chaotic dark angels, why dont you love the fallen?
World Eaters aren't chaotic Dark Angels smh
Oh i took the word that everyone was evil and so since there was something in comon with every faction, i chose the second thing i like
Some are obviously more evil
Dark angels and black templars were intresting, space marines were i liked but too basic, also govermentaty if thats a word
I also found chaos intresting cause chaos
Alright thanks for letting me know
Im gonna go ping people in the next meme I post
i said fallen you silly goose
the thousand sons are awesome
become a disciple of tzeentch my child
My neck hurts all i keep thinking about is doing an awesome sick backflip and break it intentionally
You said chaotic Dark Angels, you absolute wacko
hey hey people
chaos da is fallen
you bucko
a few of these go so hard
or unironically look really good
Reason: Bad word usage
Oh i forgot
He's a World Eater duder
Fricking awesome

Him liking Chaos is the opposite of smart
okay imperial slave
I dont like anything yet, they be intresting, il learn more in the oncoming vacation after i finish the first semester
you should love chaos
tzeentch loves you, tzeentch wants to give you his wisdom
tzeentch is the hand, the father, the nurturer
oh no he is a white scar
As usual, Chaos heretics trying to lure someone with lies 
im really loyal to the imperium, i love the god emperor, i love the ecclesiarchy, fr
ive literally grinded to 2 prestige's already mostly by my self
I got no frinds to game wid😔
See? That's what Tzeentch does @bitter hearth. It stacks lie upon lie upon lie
Thank you, i grew it my self
Says you, the Chaos welp who are known for having voices in their head 
imma have them both ways fr
Mushroom stinkin spore wrenching warp people then huh
im actually unmedicated for like three weeks, and im becoming insane

Reason: Bad word usage
HAHA
Reason: Bad word usage
we have a white scar
Il kill you!
wtf did i do
They're like the Ravenwing but less cool
Not you the bot
more cool actually
Nah
Hes annoying, and racist
the white scars specialise in lightning strikes and mongolian throat singing
and the khan is terrifying
Its stupid how you cant say holy shit. Connected, anyway, holly shit. Thats an awesome bike
Why don't you become a Space Marine enjoyer? We've got racist priests who preach to hate anything that isn't a human 
Frog
White scar, world eater, black templar, dark angels and chaos be very intresting
honestly?
Thats a crimson thing
crimson is right, become a raven wing
Fr
ahriman is known to troll a multitude of primarchs and high ranking space marines
one of which is mortarion, funnily enough
apparently ahzek was laughing his ass off during the siege of terra at mortarion, because morty really hated psykers, and he turned to one, after being consumed by nurgle, so ahriman was like "lmao ur gay now"
but yes, dark angels fits you best
Memes go hard
death wing also fit your melee inclination
Reminds me of someone
What's with the sudden 180?
180?
Im gonna
Break my.neck
can i break it for you?
Only i can break my neck
@urban coral oh wow
Why do you know furries
Protein
also pre-primarch ahriman is fine
Not by choice
Im gonna eat pills and try to sleep, hopefully the funny man stops messing with me brain
poor you
.
tzeentch is everywhere
Okay, you first. Post nude I guess
bet
MODS
oh wow, the emperor's finest needs help? 
my handsomeness is for in-person eyes only
So what? Help is needed from time to time. You depend on it
I honestly doubt it
Show pic so I can see if it's true
😎
Literaly me
cant even fully rely on your brothers and sisters of battle
the warhammer fan is telling me this
Im gonna!
oh shit he is a furry
Post my nudes
im done with him, i dont want him
dont slander the emotional support tentacles
See? 

Me
Awesome
They have a huge arsenal of plasma weapons, which have a tendancy to overheat and explode
ewww
Hella
would the iron warriors best the imperial fists most times?
because that person would actually preach it
Hmm, I suppose it depends
They're different, but not that different either
Wasn't it said that, if they were to fight, they'd fight for eternity?
isnt that the death guard?
Wouldn't know
Welp, thing with the IF is
They were pretty good at boarding vessels
Other than that, equal to IW
I mean, are we talking post-Heresy or during the Heresy?
post heresy
during the heresy the IW bested everyone
which is very funny
post heresy, they became pretty docile
I mean, true, but even then, they can still die. It's hard to replace CSM. Those who'se souls are damned enough can be revived, though
It's funky
There's no such thing as CSM Scouts
Eh, overrated
yeah but the IW are special compared to other legions
they have high reliance on dark admech
Bro, the IW ARE the Dark AdMech
they utilise a lot more machines than men in theit warfare

what
no

he is a world eater
flesh tearers are cringe because of their black rage and red thirst intensity
Which Gabriel Seth is trying to stabilize
hard luck doing that
At least, to a certain extend
sanguinius being dead doesnt help it
Definitely
Not even the Lamenters and the Primaris Astartes were able to outrun the Black Rage
i think emission fits more with black templars, world eaters and da
more honesty?
DA, deathwing
the deathwing is pure melee brutality and tankiness
To a certain degree
yeah, fits him nost
most*
if he wants a chaos alignment, i would say black legion or world eaters, since they are opposite of dark angels and blood angels respectively
Deathwing also has Land Raiders, Stormwing Gunships, Dreadnoughts, Repulsors, etc.
yee
Fallen Angels
https://open.spotify.com/track/28XDE6yXI6Bp4U3nLSGqzp?si=s1sMHOHFRQipbWroyZQETA&utm_source=copy-link
Ngl dawg
yeah but the black legion is meant to be the exact opposite of DA
🚿
wait no
Word Bearers are more UM than the Black Legion, tbh
Haha get baited
can we kill this guy

internet wide ban on wojaks when