I think I was dropped on the head as a child
#💬┃en_offtop
void kelp
neon vale
bitter spruce
urban coral
i have a million times better chances than you
Who says I'd be interested either way? 
void kelp
Delicious
bitter spruce
Who says I'd be interested either way? <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525>
what are you saying
are you asexual 
urban coral
Nah
void kelp
Mmmmm
bronze oxide
dull citrus
void kelp
oh nice, satan
bitter spruce
<@624682336872693788> I own you
what
steel sapphire
based tbh
maiden python
I'm trying to play stalker but I can't stop laughing at this
bitter spruce
what
neon vale
i enjoy that dutyers are allergic to women, but also condemn gays
so what are yall then 
teal oracle
I was expecting half a million scugs to drip on that thing the second it looked up
I am so disappointed
small ice
near ridge
steel sapphire
i enjoy that dutyers are allergic to women, but also condemn gays
Nope Im not gay
neon vale
i chat with myself for social needs
ripe merlin
@teal oracle LOOK
safe edge
Duško
full grail
aye thank you
frail frigate
Jigsaw Fail – SAW
full grail
remember when everyone was using COC instead of Anomaly?
candid cloud
fathom urchin
i feel like the stalker faction you choose is a great indicator of what kinda person you are
i could totally befriend or hate someone based only on that
coarse rapids
i could totally befriend or hate someone based only on that
is this now the "what is your brithsign" of teens who like ukrainian games?
fathom urchin
no
coarse rapids
omg I cant be your friend,youre a bandit
fathom urchin
but it would be cool if it was
coarse rapids
fathom urchin
yeah
coarse rapids
the lack of sleep is clearly taking my pacience away
not as resistant to bad ideas as I used to be
candid cloud
https://tenor.com/view/take-that-cat-jump-gif-15656359
teal oracle
Should have followed the damn train CJ
earnest escarp
https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-solid-snake-not-metal-gear-solid-gif-14480942...
fathom urchin
the lack of sleep is clearly taking my pacience away
not as resistant to bad ide...
what do you mean bad idea
gray jetty
https://tenor.com/view/meme-lang-meme-lang-gif-25328035
5:30am gaming
The factory awaits
coarse rapids
5:30am gaming
When im trying to solve throughput issues in my belts
coarse rapids
Good luck
coarse rapids
earnest escarp
glass bobcat
gray jetty
We in
void kelp
granite reef
https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-hate-dwarves-hate-dwarves-dwarves-repost-if-rep...
L
void kelp
W
obsidian brook
https://tenor.com/view/repost-if-hate-dwarves-hate-dwarves-dwarves-repost-if-rep...
candid cloud
🙄
bitter hearth
FOR KARL
earnest escarp
bitter hearth
WE'RE RICH
candid cloud
My honest reaction.
bitter hearth
My honest reaction.
awesome information for that reaction
candid cloud
awesome information for that reaction
I was about to send a video from Obstacle map.
granite reef
bitter hearth
I was about to send a video from Obstacle map.
😔
granite tangle
I was about to send a video from Obstacle map.
upload it to mediafire
candid cloud
upload it to mediafire
I already uploaded it to YT.
void kelp
Yes these creatures are beautiful, I have pictures of my own
void kelp
<:Illegal:738050748448768051>
im nothing but a mere spreader of mischief
bitter hearth
when the life is in half or something i havent played the game
void kelp
i will cut your life in half if you keep saying that joke
candid cloud
@bitter hearth , your opinion?
bitter hearth
<@592625127905296384> , your opinion?
based moon walk
void kelp
Stalker 2 mutant
granite tangle
is this a spoiler
void kelp
I wonder what faction I should join…hmm
I need to make up my mind soon
Which faction would best accept me ?
teal oracle
im so bored
ripe merlin
Watch cat edits
void kelp
ornate geyser
doing a smg and pistol playthru this time around
never rlly played with them before
void kelp
Does all the stalker community hate me for posting that one gay picture of ghost? If so I’d like to apologize and would like to be forgiven.
ornate geyser
as long as it doesnt break any rules of the server and was posted in #🤨┃stalker_memes , noone would really care unless they were sad people.... some people would at most just find it unpleasant to look at
neon vale
Does all the stalker community hate me for posting that one gay picture of ghost...
It's just dutyers being dutyers
void kelp
Me when im California Dreamin' without California
bitter spruce
huh
void kelp
Me when im California Dreamin' without California
blåhaj
Yes
Okay now I think I understand what’s going on
void kelp
Okay now I think I understand what’s going on
Yes?
Nothing
cats if they were like cats :
granite reef
cats if they were like cats :
void kelp
This is a hard decision…
bitter spruce
tampcio
neon vale
tgampico
void kelp
What is the real name of this creature?
bitter spruce
What is the real name of this creature?
tamico
bitter hearth
What is the real name of this creature?
Is a dog
neon vale
What is the real name of this creature?
void kelp
What is the real name of this creature?
human trafficking, genocide, ethnic cleansing and murder
thats what we know him for
void kelp
:3
void kelp
https://tenor.com/view/uni-big_boobs-boobs-big-cat-gif-27196493
Ohh well I love big boobs he’s a cute cat
neon vale
coarse rapids
<:SadSheikh:906906144046465074>
could get Medieval 2 for way way cheaper
neon vale
<:smile_degtyarev:598839640476352525> could get Medieval 2 for way way cheaper
already had it for a while
im redownloading it after a long break to try and learn it again
bleak topaz
is there any way to appeal bans from this server? i got banned on my main discord acc for no reason at all
neon vale
neon vale
is there any way to appeal bans from this server? i got banned on my main discor...
mol1t would be your man i think
coarse rapids
is there any way to appeal bans from this server? i got banned on my main discor...
DM one of the mods
candid cloud
Probably not.
neon vale
ive learned to be so vigilant in rain world that i started dreaming about pole plants this morning 
@bitter hearth
alpine forum
timid smelt
neon vale
cosmic hawk
It's dumb question but, important for me. What mother board better? MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus or MSI MPG X570 gaming plus? I found both used, and they have same price (one is perfectly normal, the other one have one broken USB port)... Sooo, I dont really know what to choose
neon vale
It's dumb question but, important for me. What mother board better? MSI MPG B550...
@bitter spruce @gray jetty
gray jetty
It's dumb question but, important for me. What mother board better? MSI MPG B550...
X570 is more feature rich chipset
cosmic hawk
But MSI MPG X570 gaming plus kinda... Looks cheap
cosmic hawk
And that's what i'm worried about
gray jetty
And that's what i'm worried about
Meh I wouldn’t worry too much
Not like it’s gonna explode
cosmic hawk
You know, im buying used one
cosmic hawk
And i'm planning to update CPU In future. For now i'll put r5 5500
gray jetty
5800x3d baby
But anyway
Also bruh
The x570 is not cheap
250 usd new
It’s no crosshair or godlike or what ever
But it’s not trash by any means
granite tangle
It's dumb question but, important for me. What mother board better? MSI MPG B550...
flip a coin
cosmic hawk
flip a coin
I'm not an batman's villain
gray jetty
I'm not an batman's villain
But yes get x570
I’d personally use an asus if you can but it doesn’t matter too much just personal preference
placid cave
void kelp
Horrors of war
teal oracle
neon vale
Horrors of war
rat cat
void kelp
Chat, opinions on this ? #🤨┃stalker_memes message
neon vale
void kelp
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1167528433878827048/32...
Dude what is wrong with this wolf ?
is he acoustic or something ?
gray jetty
steel sapphire
<@1068187032502931469> why do you do this to me…
void kelp
tokyo drift 3
bitter hearth
whos mattie
lucid crow
mattie is mattie
bitter hearth
mattie is mattie
lucid crow
void kelp
Zam
void kelp
Ye
Big eye cat
lucid crow
steel sapphire
What motivates you in life ?
void kelp
cosmic hawk
It's dumb question but, important for me. What mother board better? MSI MPG B550...
Oooor i should take MSI MAG B550 tomahawk?
lucid crow
Oooor i should take MSI MAG B550 tomahawk?
whatchu planning on building
cosmic hawk
welp cpu r5 5500 (planinig to put better cpu later), 8x2 gb ddr4 3200, (still choosing gpu gtx 1660 or rx 5600 xt), 500 gb ssd 2m, and that's kinda all
cosmic hawk
whatchu planning on building
So basically I want to make a pc, to update it near future
void kelp
candid cloud
ripe merlin
The racist
void kelp
nice to meet you mr. racist
maiden python
lucid crow
So basically I want to make a pc, to update it near future
why are you building pc of parts that are already outdated with the "update near future" scenario
you finna lose a lot of money
bitter hearth
he finna lose lots of money
cosmic hawk
why are you building pc of parts that are already outdated with the "update near...
look at my profile
ripe merlin
nice to meet you mr. racist
lucid crow
look at my profile
I see
maiden python
I'll lose it if I see one more boy kisser
👋🏻
cosmic hawk
I mean not PFP, the text in profile
lucid crow
who the hell is the boykisser
cosmic hawk
lig-
bitter hearth
gordon freeman's brother
cosmic hawk
Anyway, I'm using xeon x3440 right now
cosmic hawk
you finna lose a lot of money
I'm student... And not that rich you know.
bitter hearth
join the monolith
cosmic hawk
Nope, join blood donor volunteur
cosmic hawk
did not meant to offend you
So, basically. Should I take msi mag b550 tomahawk or MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus, or even MSI MPG X570 Gaming Plus?
maiden python
I swear, the graphics card market is more convoluted than the gun market.
lucid crow
So, basically. Should I take msi mag b550 tomahawk or MSI MPG B550 Gaming Plus, ...
what cpu are you planning on buying
cosmic hawk
what cpu are you planning on buying
I have right now r5 5500 at the moment (i bought it in box variant cheaply)
lucid crow
tomahawk is better
bitter spruce
t
void kelp
@bitter hearth made ur mind yet?
bitter spruce
what is emission thinking about
void kelp
blood
bitter spruce
interesting
bitter hearth
threatening valve of making half life 3
void kelp
for the blood god
void kelp
threatening valve of making half life 3
i will break your knees
bitter hearth
<@592625127905296384> made ur mind yet?
not yet, still with space marines and dark angels, chaos is also intresting
space wolves sound gay
space marines i think
why are there so many factions and leaders😔
cosmic hawk
Also, wanna see my mp5k for lego minifigure?
void kelp
space wolves sound gay
whats wrong with gay people?
void kelp
thats him officer, the homophobe
bitter hearth
void kelp
but yeah, the space wolves fellate genitalia
bitter hearth
huh
cosmic hawk
I'm kinda surprised no one yet made a joke about me
bitter hearth
I'm kinda surprised no one yet made a joke about me
why
neon vale
space wolves sound gay
turkish people
bitter hearth
i like drum and bass
void kelp
i like rum and ass
candid cloud
I like Shootmania and MGS.
bitter hearth
i like rum and ass
rum is wine i think right
candid cloud
And I think left.
bitter hearth
I like Shootmania and MGS.
and need for speed
neon vale
rum is wine i think right
its stronger
candid cloud
and need for speed
Hella.
void kelp
rum is fermented sugar cane
candid cloud
Ain't no way.
bitter hearth
Ain't no way.
candid cloud
Emission wants me to play NFS game with a wheel? Is he out of his mind???
bitter hearth
do it
do it no balls
we should do a challenge on who can beat the guy of racing games
candid cloud
Also me: Plays any NFS that doesn't have drift.
Emission:
bitter hearth
if i have a controller or a wheel id prolly win
or irl, i drift in sand hills
and almost broke my neck few times
bitter spruce
I'm kinda surprised no one yet made a joke about me
shut up furry ass
candid cloud
or irl, i drift in sand hills<:Sure_I_am:738051330052063323>
I drift in rocks.
bitter spruce
there you happy :)
bitter hearth
I drift in rocks.
i drift in air!!1!
candid cloud
I drift in rocks.
How about that?
cosmic hawk
shut up furry ass
finally!
candid cloud
i drift in air!!1!
I drift in a dream.
hot wasp
bitter hearth
I drift in a dream.
I drift
candid cloud
I.
bitter spruce
https://tenor.com/view/the-rock-stop-stop-right-there-stop-it-talk-to-the-hand-g...
what does he mean by this
hot wasp
stop
bitter hearth
☻
bitter hearth
no way
void kelp
candid cloud
Yes way.
hot wasp
thats literally me
bitter hearth
no joke fr
candid cloud
Also Max: Ain't no way, he can type and drive at the same time, is he mad?
bitter hearth
im fighting my friend in brawl again, gonna win for like the uncountable much time of times
bitter hearth
Also Max: Ain't no way, he can type and drive at the same time, is he mad?
he is the
bitter spruce
what
bitter hearth
what
bitter spruce
Q1 next year means the game will launch on November?
q1 means the first quarter of the year
but yeah they'll probably delay it again
craggy crow
Also Max: Ain't no way, he can type and drive at the same time, is he mad?
NO TEXTIN WHILE DRIVING!! FOLLOW THE LAW!!
Jk idc what you do
full grail
Face reveal?
full grail
void kelp
I don’t think being blt is a mental illness
bitter spruce
I don’t think being blt is a mental illness
idk what that means
void kelp
Oh mb lgbt
bitter spruce
but it definitely doesn't sound like some sort of illness
bitter spruce
Oh mb lgbt
that definitely sounds like an illness
void kelp
@void kelp I’m sorry for posting gay kissing art I wanted attention from the server
bitter spruce
<@456226577798135808> I’m sorry for posting gay kissing art I wanted attention f...
does your mother not talk to you at home
void kelp
I’m not catholic
bitter spruce
void kelp
I love the lord
void kelp
does your mother not talk to you at home
No
bitter hearth
safe edge
<@456226577798135808> I’m sorry for posting gay kissing art I wanted attention f...
Now post more
void kelp
What
bitter spruce
Now post more
wait hold on
void kelp
I’m my moms favorite
bitter spruce
but she doesn't talk to you
void kelp
She does
bitter spruce
curious
safe edge
bitter hearth
tamico we should make a drum and bass
void kelp
tamico we should make a drum and bass
Dnb?
bitter hearth
one makes the drums and the other makes the bass
void kelp
then why did you say no 💀
I got the words mixed up
bitter spruce
tamico we should make a drum and bass
control my pc
void kelp
I hate it when I’m a kid and get bullied online
bitter spruce
I hate it when I’m a kid and get bullied online
get a job
bitter spruce
I already have one
work harder
void kelp
work harder
I’m trying
bitter spruce
no you're not
safe edge
No one can outwork gay strelok kissing
void kelp
I’m trying my best
bitter spruce
I’m trying my best
try harder
safe edge
I am god
void kelp
Enough to be sad about bullying
safe edge
This is the way it was always intended you absolute troglodyte
bitter spruce
Enough to be sad about bullying
quick bully this guy
void kelp
quick bully this guy
How can I redeem myself to the community? I enjoy the games and would wanna be apart of this place
bitter hearth
How can I redeem myself to the community? I enjoy the games and would wanna be a...
bully others, and oh yeah and play half life
void kelp
bully others, and oh yeah and play half life
Got it
bitter hearth
all of it, with the mods
safe edge
Is this seks
bitter hearth
not counterstrike half life, 1 2 episodes WE HUNGER blueshift greenshift starwars and other mods
safe edge
Looks pretty seks to me
bitter spruce
How can I redeem myself to the community? I enjoy the games and would wanna be a...
wait are you genuinely upset about that
bro we're all just joking
safe edge
wait are you genuinely upset about that <:kek:731543118171734057>
We are a very welcoming community
bitter spruce
no one actually cares
shy narwhal
void kelp
okay yeah I’m definitely not telling my age
shy narwhal
https://tenor.com/view/metrocop-trash-can-half-life2-half-life-cp-gif-25428670
Put yourself in the trash can
safe edge
We are a very welcoming community
But if post anything that is beyond kindergarten love stories we will nuke you
bitter hearth
he wakes up from the slumber
bitter hearth
Put yourself in the trash can
been there allready, felt dreadful
earnest escarp
bitter hearth
il download it before it gets deleted
bitter spruce
welp this guy is getting muted
void kelp
Now post more
Search up STALKER gay kissing and you’ll find it probably
void kelp
I’m not into that stuff
bitter hearth
i almost posted a gif that wouldve prolly banned me
bitter spruce
@bitter hearth
safe edge
This is going to be a long night (insert heavily exaggerated laugh track)
bitter hearth
the " what did you say in the metro #####"
bitter spruce
the " what did you say in the metro #####"
okay! ill send it!
bitter spruce
the " what did you say in the metro #####"
my "why is everyone so mean to me 😢 " isis gif
void kelp
How many Aphex Twin enjoyers are here ?
bitter spruce
idk what that means
earnest escarp
bitter spruce
How many Aphex Twin enjoyers are here ?
idk what that means
void kelp
idk what that means
Okay so this is telling me nobody knows anything
bitter spruce
Okay so this is telling me nobody knows anything
idk what that means
bitter hearth
my "why is everyone so mean to me 😢 " isis gif
the " hello allah, its ##### we need 5 billion rockets to-"
bitter spruce
the " hello allah, its ##### we need 5 billion rockets to-"<:smile_strelok:59883...
fitness
bitter hearth
fitness
safe edge
Oh well
void kelp
shy narwhal
bitter spruce
Aphex twin https://open.spotify.com/artist/6kBDZFXuLrZgHnvmPu9NsG?si=kG1-9caVR3e...
i am not clicking on that
safe edge
It's animated too
urban coral
He probably doesn't even know this is in the original game's files
shy narwhal
Next one gets a week mute
bitter spruce
okay!
shy narwhal
He probably doesn't even know this is in the original game's files
I do
bitter hearth
next one to do what
bitter spruce
fitness
urban coral
He doesn't
safe edge
Post silly things
shy narwhal
He doesn't
Me?
void kelp
i am not clicking on that
Same
bitter hearth
oh, i didnt post silly things
bitter spruce
Who are you?
hi crimbggon
shy narwhal
Who are you?
@tiny crown
earnest escarp
Who got rid of tje booty
urban coral
Post silly things
shy narwhal
WHERE'S ME @candid cloud
earnest escarp
safe edge
Who got rid of tje booty
Bad oppressive moderators
void kelp
What is the best faction to join in this server ?
urban coral
@carmine forge
bitter spruce
WHERE'S ME <@569942128629907457>
@carmine forge
bitter hearth
WHERE'S ME <@569942128629907457>
im worried about him
bitter spruce
dum dum jannyhead
urban coral
What is the best faction to join in this server ?
The Imperium of Mankind
bitter hearth
hes ukranian
bitter spruce
he was on yesterday
bitter hearth
he was?
bitter hearth
he wasnt
bitter spruce
where is my boy
urban coral
He ghosted
bitter spruce
@carmine forge
earnest escarp
Abducted by aliens
craggy crow
Its strange that he isnt active on weekends
bitter spruce
Its strange that he isnt active on weekends
oh@helo maxx
bitter hearth
Its strange that he isnt active on weekends
he is almost active all the time
btw hi max
bitter spruce
he is almost active all the time
yeah
craggy crow
he is almost active all the time
More weekends tho
urban coral
'Sup Max the Riddler profile duder
bitter hearth
based batman enjoyer
urban coral
craggy crow
craggy crow
I love riddler! (I hate collecting his trophies)
bitter spruce
i love doing the riddler
shy narwhal
he is almost active all the time
Not really
bitter spruce
Not really
he is
bitter hearth
Not really
he is
craggy crow
He is
urban coral
shy narwhal
There have been times where he just wants available for days
bitter spruce
and in vc
gray jetty
Hello
bitter hearth
Hi
gray jetty
urban coral
Kinky
bitter hearth
There have been times where he just wants available for days
he did say he sometimes takes rests
gray jetty
I don’t swing that way broski
void kelp
@velvet pawn are you an Aphex twin fan?
bitter spruce
I don’t swing that way broski
well you're not swinging anywhere rn
shy narwhal
Just ping spam him
gray jetty
Ok and
shy narwhal
@carmine forge
urban coral
@carmine forge
urban coral
@carmine forge
bitter hearth
he will delete discord
shy narwhal
He will cope
shy narwhal
😭
tiny crown
<@832736811955650663>
what
bitter hearth
fake Me
urban coral
He miss-pinged the heck out of you, bro
tiny crown
urban coral
Welp, back to playing Krater
bitter hearth
whast krater
void kelp
emission, have you given to the imperium or to the truth of chaos?
urban coral
whast krater
Dungeon Crawler RPG that takes place in post-apocalyptic Sweden
void kelp
so uhh
bitter hearth
Dungeon Crawler RPG that takes place in post-apocalyptic Sweden
holy shit
void kelp
a game that simulates 2023 sweden?
urban coral
Except more tribal, apocalyptic and mutated
bitter hearth
emission, have you given to the imperium or to the truth of chaos?
i dont know neither yet
space marines are hella tho
urban coral
He's obviously a Xeno enjoyer
void kelp
Except more tribal, apocalyptic and mutated
sounds like modern day sweden to me
void kelp
He's obviously a Xeno enjoyer
guilliman does things
bitter hearth
i think space marines, havent known all the others yet
urban coral
Wait, I've got something stupid
void kelp
okay so listen up babygirl, let me get myself a cup of tea and explain space marines to you
bitter hearth
marines but in space i believe
urban coral
Willing to give this "Choose Your Army" thing a shot?
It's super dumb and simple, but it's neat
bitter hearth
does that mean that it has 40k armies?
cause the factions bricky showed were like 12 or something
urban coral
Yeah, the factions
bitter hearth
dont tell me factions have factions inside
urban coral
Okay, then I won't
bitter hearth
awesome, you a real one
urban coral
Gracias
Damn, Questor Imperialis missing on the website
Same as the Navy and Inquisition
void kelp
dont tell me factions have factions inside
they do, but pretend not to know
bitter hearth
you aint a real one😔
urban coral
Damn
bitter hearth
il need time for this then
i cant chose without not knowing what other factions do
urban coral
they do, but pretend not to know
Opinion on the Brazen Beasts and Crimson Slaughter?
void kelp
i lost count at 7 in the imperium and each one has like 12
void kelp
Opinion on the Brazen Beasts and Crimson Slaughter?
crimson slaughter based
idk brazen beasts tho
urban coral
il need time for this then
Descriptions should be simple enough, although not in-depth. Quiz is always fun to do
simple sageBOT
niryamo has been warned
urban coral
crimson slaughter based
The description they had in 9th seemed based
void kelp
i will bite on the wires of this bot if it warns me again
urban coral
Please do
bitter hearth
urban coral
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/132349439506382848/1090346086100647966/...
Paris
bitter hearth
i do have, they are just far in the list
i have alot, wait il see
oh wait wrong one
urban coral
bitter hearth
the list is too long i gave up
void kelp
i think space marines, havent known all the others yet
okay so space marines
urban coral
the list is too long i gave up
Where the wat huh?
void kelp
the only creatures that relate to the word "trans" but actually have something productive
transhumans, that being said
urban coral
the only creatures that relate to the word "trans" but actually have something p...
Uh, Chaos Space Marines
void kelp
you take boys, pretty young
void kelp
Uh, Chaos Space Marines
THESE ARE PRODUCTIVE TOO
void kelp
crimson you are not aware that seperate chaos warbands and legions serve a purpose other than what their gods demand
bitter hearth
but the drip version
bitter hearth
the Gman has the drip now, we gotta stop him!!1
urban coral
Do your worst, I don't have that kink unlike you
void kelp
vigorous training, implanting new and changing organs
by the end of it, you come out as one of two things
urban coral
Did Labidi take the quiz?
void kelp
dead, or a space marine
urban coral
Dead Space Marine 
void kelp
Do your worst, I don't have that kink unlike you
my new fetish is crying twice a week and remembering that im basically a failure at 18 compared to what other people achieve by 18
urban coral
urban coral
my new fetish is crying twice a week and remembering that im basically a failure...
Join the club, buddy
bitter hearth
my new fetish is crying twice a week and remembering that im basically a failure...
you would be surprised at what 25 year olds are doing
void kelp
yeah and my grandma is fading away
void kelp
you would be surprised at what 25 year olds are doing<:smile_strelok:59883972528...
i dont know
and i dont care, if i turn 25 and i still feel this same way
i will do a ted
urban coral
Did he take the quiz tho?
bitter hearth
il die in 15 years
bitter hearth
Did he take the quiz tho?
no i havent, what quiz, they gave us homework!
urban coral
il die in 15 years
I'm still alive, so you won't
urban coral
no i havent, what quiz, they gave us homework!
The site I sent you
bitter hearth
I'm still alive, so you won't
whay😔
void kelp
il die in 15 years
okay so let us determine what space marines are the coolest
ask her to prove it
bitter hearth
The site I sent you
oh the IP grabber
void kelp
if a 14 year old can do that, then like
earnest escarp
bitter hearth
im doing it now
urban coral
oh the IP grabber<:smile_strelok:598839725280722978>
Yup
urban coral
void kelp
death watch
urban coral
Angel of Vengeance detected, instantly based
urban coral
death watch
HAH SHE DOESN'T KNOW AN ANGEL OF VENGEANCE WHEN SHE SEES ONE
urban coral
SHUT UP, YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE
That's the plan 
void kelp
okay so basically the easiest way to determine what space marines are the best for you
is reading the lore, like a total nerd would
cosmic hawk
Here an MP5K for minifigure lego. I've made it out Brickarms MP5 (Combat SMG). I wanted to share this here, because it's not an stalker art and stuff in my opinion
void kelp
but do note that the dark angels have a primarch with the intelligence of Clarence from cartoon network
bitter hearth
#🤨┃stalker_memes message @void kelp
urban coral
Here's my LEGO minifigure
bitter hearth
i say med one better
bitter hearth
does it attack humans?
i hope
void kelp
nah bro thats my homie
urban coral
but do note that the dark angels have a primarch with the intelligence of Claren...
Era Indomitus Lion is different, though
void kelp
Era Indomitus Lion is different, though
apparently the lion is in stasis on the rock
urban coral
Nah
void kelp
which is hilarious, judging by how he just returned
urban coral
Literally wat
bitter hearth
lmao
void kelp
oh no no way
urban coral
Combine, obviously
void kelp
Upon manifesting, the Lion immediately saved Dante from the Daemon Primarch Angron. The two Primarchs subsequently engaged in a massive duel across Wyrmwood until Lion El'Jonson was able to use Angron's own attack to force the tip of Fealty into the Daemon's throat. After dispatching Angron with the Emperor's Shield, Lion El'Jonson and his Risen cleared a path for the Blood Angels and Unforgiven to evacuate back to their ships and escape as Wyrmwood activated The Key. Afterwards, Lion El'Jonson was declared the Knight of Nihilus.
bitter hearth
i chose the combine, but il change and be barney
void kelp
the lion can beat angron, no way
bitter hearth
a sneaky two faced man
void kelp
literally nobody beats angron, IN MELEE COMBAT
bitter hearth
that will help the gordon later
earnest escarp
i chose the combine, but il change and be barney
They take your dinky though
bitter hearth
They take your dinky though
not if i dont have one allready!
earnest escarp
bitter hearth
void kelp
look at them
urban coral
urban coral
Lmao what a loser
void kelp
i have even better, hold yup
urban coral
First time I tried it, I immediately got Dark Angels, obviously
bitter hearth
il try again
void kelp
urban coral
Second time was Leagues of Votann, which also was obvious
void kelp
lion el jonson btw
void kelp
NO
urban coral
X
urban coral
Because I know how to get the Dark Angels lmfao
bitter hearth
i love blue berries😔
urban coral
you are not a little blue berry
It's Space Marines in general
void kelp
crimson, send link
urban coral
urban coral
urban coral
Yup
bitter hearth
il try again, third time is the charm
granite tangle
"adepta sororitas"
why does he look like soldier tf2
void kelp
"scout, why is there a BDS- SCOUT NOOO"
bitter hearth
awesome?
void kelp
i got this
void kelp
no
urban coral
Nah, you chose Chaos first
bitter hearth
😔
void kelp
yes, you are in my league now
urban coral
void kelp
you see, crimson likes weird stuff, like order, faith and god emperor
in the warp, we have no bedtime, free video games and pirating games is legal
bitter hearth
i love faith and god😔
bitter hearth
in the warp, we have no bedtime, free video games and pirating games is legal
pirating games is illegal?
void kelp
bro, you are like an autistic son that neither parent wants to look after you at this point
urban coral
Don't worry, Chaos Space Marines believe in Gods as well
void kelp
Don't worry, Chaos Space Marines believe in Gods as well
not all actually
urban coral
Except they're more like devils and you are in league with demons
void kelp
ahem
urban coral
Oh, and obviously, they call the Warp "Hell", so there's that
void kelp
about 4 chaos space marine legions dont believe in a god, but adhere to chaos undivided
lmao at least they dont eat krieger ashes
urban coral
You want stability? Be a Xeno
void kelp
im hungry, i havent eaten dinner
ok i found a faction for you
void kelp
this guy is astra militarum, specifically krieg
void kelp
void kelp
why the eyebrow
void kelp
If you're hungry, you should be a Tyranid enjoyer <:smile_degtyarev:598839640476...
tyrannid enjoyers be like
bitter hearth
leviathan typa shit
urban coral
One of the Tyranid hive fleets is actually called Leviathan, funnily enough
urban coral
void kelp
i will give you like 8 options, and you pick one
unrelenting firepower
melee brutality
precision strikes
stealth strikes
melee dexterity
jack of all spades, master of all
femboys and thigh highs
mechanical focus
bitter hearth
i pick all
urban coral
Damn, Labidi going for them femboys
void kelp
iron warriors / astra militarum
space wolves / world eaters
alpha legion / raptors
raven guard / night lords
blood angels / emperor's children
dark angels / black legion
aeldari / inquisition
mechanicus / iron hands
urban coral
Bruh wat is dis
void kelp
yep
bitter hearth
unrelenting firepower
melee brutality
precision strikes
stealth strikes
melee de...
melee brutality
void kelp
then world eaters or space wolves, but since space wolves are mega gay
urban coral
Black Templars, Space Wolves or Blood Angels
void kelp
you are officially a khorne berserker, now kill maim and burn
urban coral
And of course World Eaters and Khorne Daemons
bitter hearth
you are officially a khorne berserker, now kill maim and burn
i burn or i Burn
void kelp
black templars are mirrors to world eaters
they are basically the same, but swords instead of axes
void kelp
nah, not melee enough
urban coral
There's plenty of other options
bitter hearth
i love melee
urban coral
Like the Astra Militarum and the Traitoris Militarum
void kelp
sisters are also cool, but thats only if you are severely sadomasochistic
bitter hearth
what if im retardedly smart, what faction does that give
urban coral
Thousand Sons, I suppose
void kelp
retardedly smart = mechanicus/ts/iw
bitter hearth
also i love axes more, better than swords
bitter hearth
retardedly smart = mechanicus/ts/iw
its in the name fr
void kelp
swords are technically better, but your choice
urban coral
Not smart, but they're like always questioning everything and looking for answers
void kelp
space wolves and world eaters
void kelp
Not smart, but they're like always questioning everything and looking for answer...
not really
urban coral
-ish
void kelp
it depends on the "school"
urban coral
What kind of smart do you mean, actually?
void kelp
the thousand sons are divided to multiple orders, just like the imperium, and each order follows a certain philosophy
if you mean tactical genius, dark angels and iron warriors are best
bitter hearth
ok then il take world eater, the second will be dark or blood angels
void kelp
the dark angels have multiple finely-shaped forces for missions
and the iron warriors are just uhh...
urban coral
Damn, he really turned traitor
void kelp
d a e m o n c u l a b a
urban coral
Kinky
bitter hearth
Damn, he really turned traitor
but you but but you said every one is bad
void kelp
you see, some are more bad than others
chaos is justified sometimes, but some people are just WAY too coo coo
urban coral
but you but but you said every one is bad<:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
And some are worse
bitter hearth
whats this, diffrent gradients of shit or something
void kelp
for example, don't compare the iron warriors insanity to that of the world eaters
urban coral
whats this, diffrent gradients of shit or something<:smile_degtyarev:59883964047...
Yes
bitter hearth
i was tricked
void kelp
one of them is literally batshit crazy, the other has reasons
void kelp
i was tricked<:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
im literally tzeentch
urban coral
i was tricked<:feels_bad_stalk:598821281277673475>
Most Chaos followers are
void kelp
dont listen to crimson, he's a hardcore fan
if you love something or a faction, just stick to them
bitter hearth
i suppose factions also have lore or history/story
if so il have to know everyones lore thing
man i should really eat my stomache is making noises
void kelp
oh my god
bitter hearth
i heard that through the headphones
void kelp
- in the beninging
once upon a time, daddy emperor made 20 sons, about 18 of which are extremely braindeadingly retarded, except two who got deleted for being too kinky for the imperium that the daddy emperor would have psykic episodes of PTSD thinking of them
of which we got the 15th legion, the thousand sons, with the emperor's geneseed granted to them giving them powerful psychic powers, most of the legion's members were strong psykers, and their father, magnus the red, was most obviously a big brain psyker, and a bookworm, but he was born with a red skin, literally a sausage
- the meet-up
so basically since magnus can use his two brain cells to communicate with his dad, because psykpowerz and stuff, they could actually talk to eachother before meeting up, and magnus would always ask his dad for a pink remote control car whenever he comes over to find him, but the daddy emperor didnt care and went for magnus anyway to pick him up during the great crusade, where magnus' sons were already fighting against bad guys and stuff to expand the imperium
- now, magnus being mentally challenged to a level that even lion el jonson and horus can be considered einsteins to him, he would actually casually do little wuckie wuckies using his psykic powers, which his brothers didnt like because they were a bunch of psychophobes, and apparently mortarion specifically hated that despite typhon, who is his right hand-man is a psyker himself, but typhon never made it clear, which resulted in a meet up with daddy emperor, in which everyone cried about magnus being so cool
- after said meet up, it was concluded that magnus will not use his awesome magic powers unless necessary, and during that same period, daddy emperor was working on a big project called the webway, which is like a wormhole that breaks time and space to create shortcuts for faring imperial ships, instead of entirely relying on the warp, which always resulted in an issue to the ships going through
- now here comes the horus heresy, the biggest wuckie wuckie in the galaxy, that could have been prevented if the daddy emperor was MORE LOGICAL, FOR A GODLIKE BEING WITH EXTREME INTELLIGENCE AND WOULDN'T GO TO MEET HORUS FOR A FIGHT, DESPITE TERRA FALLING DOWN, so basically magnus found out, and he wanted to tell his dad, so apparently he established a psykic link with the emperor, which sounds cool right?
but no, NO, nope, apparently magnus messed up the project, and due to his psykic connection to the emperor, a lot of the imperial palace's staff got killed because his psykic energy was so strong to the point that a lot of the psykers in the palace couldn't take it, and their brains exploded, so the emperor got really angry and demanded his son, leman russ to return magnus to terra, so they can have a chit chat, and the emperor didnt hear about what magnus wanted to say anyway (Despite being able to see into the future, and predict things) and leman went on to the job
bitter hearth
Ikr? Space Dwarves are based <:Sure_I_am:738051330052063323>
dwarves do be awesome
urban coral
Hella
void kelp
- so apparently before leman went to grab magnus, horus held him by his arm, you know, for a chat, and he said "you know maybe you shouldn't capture magnus, since he is a bit crazy, try to be more aggressive or something, and if he mentions heresy, trust me bro, its that psykic stuff and his lack of schizophrenia medication making him act crazy" and leman was like "unga bunga okie, no capture, kill if need"
and they went on to prospero, which would later witness pure horror, leman asked magnus to turn himself in, but magnus having the emotions of a 13 year old girl with rough unmedicated periods just kept refusing, until leman decided to orbitally bombard the planet out of existence and unleash a land invasion to capture magnus
bitter hearth
1. in the beninging
once upon a time, daddy emperor made 20 sons, about 18 of w...
keilbasa man
void kelp
- prospero has fallen, the defense is compromised, magnus meets leman and leman once again asks magnus to turn himself in to the emperor, but magnus has thought to himself that leman has been manipulated by horus, who adheres to chaos, and that leman is a traitor that wants to kill him, so they do an awesome stand off that ends with leman sadly killing magnus by breaking his spinal cord on his knee, as his sons were being slaughtered by the space wolves
bitter hearth
3. now, magnus being mentally challenged to a level that even lion el jonson and...
telekenasty
psycobation
bitter hearth
7. prospero has fallen, the defense is compromised, magnus meets leman and leman...
damn
void kelp
- before his death, magnus would sacrifice himself and his men to tzeentch, resurrecting him, his sons and his planet into the warp, morphed by chaos, changed as chaos would do to you, magnus was shattered into many small crystallines, which his son, ahzek ahriman and ohrmuz ahriman collected to reform the primarch, missing one vital, that is, his noble shard, the shard which resembles his nobility, morality and thoughtfulness, magnus is now insane and serves chaos, and would later sacrifice his eye in a failed bargain with tzeentch, thinking it would save his men from morphing into chaos horrors
- ahzek ahriman.
i will start with ahriman once i get hydrated
what you think of the thousand sons though?
void kelp
you havent seen actual drama yet
okay so ahzek ahriman
ahzek ahriman was a simply man who served in the forces of magnus as one of his sons, comparable to typhon, kharn, abaddon in rank, he was a very gifted psyker who would carry the thousand sons to their victory and he had a brother called ohrmuz ahriman, who is very little is known about him, and a best friend named amon (his name is derived from the egyptian pantheon), after the initial events of the fall of prospero, ahzek has seen his men morph one by one into insane, soulless chaos consumed beings, devoid of skin and emotion, pure insanity manifest in the form of shadows that the legion would neutralise in the form of mercy killing instead of giving them eternal suffering, it would go this way for a long period of time
bitter hearth
so chaos bad
void kelp
after a period of time, tragedy struck once more, as ahzek's brother, ohrmuz began to morph, notice that this morphing is not exactly powered by chaos purely, but being a psykic being highers your resistance to it, meaning that if you are a strong psyker you can survive most likely, ohrmuz on the other hand, not much, so he morphed and ahriman had to put him down himself
void kelp
so chaos bad
yes and no
now, ahriman who has seen a lot of good men from his ranks and old friends morph one by one, would go to confront magnus, who dismisses the issue, thinking there is nothing to do about it, ahriman on the other hand had other plans, and decides to steal magnus' tome of sorceries, filled with forbidden and viable incantations, he finds the correct spell
you see, in tzeentchian logic, if you dont want to ever feel pain again and you wish for it, you will probably lose all of your nerves and get paralysed, because on one hand, you got what you wanted, on another hand you didnt wish correctly, and you lost everything
and the correct spell would be named the rubric of ahriman, which he casts alongside amon and many of the great sorcerers of the legion, the spell's purpose is to prevent the flesh change, but unfortunately, things go south, one again, as the legion's strongest psykers succeed to maintain themselves, the weak psykers have thier bodies turned into dust, trapped into their armor, that has glued them shut inside, simply, if you make a gap in the armor all that pours out is blackened dust, which once was the bodies of the men of the legion, these new robotic armored beings are called rubrics, and they can be compared to alfonso elric from full metal alchemist, except they lack consciousness, they are trapped in their own thoughts, and need orders from the still-human psykers of the legion to function, and all that comes from the armor is "all is dust" whispered every now and then
bitter hearth
and the correct spell would be named the rubric of ahriman, which he casts along...
damn
void kelp
magnus, finding out about this, the hard way, would then banish ahzek ahriman into exile from prospero, and ahriman would later go on to kill amon for standing in his way for restoring the bodies of his once human brothers, seeking to find the knowledge of the aeldari black library, which might have an antidote to the rubric, ahriman always seeks the wellbeing of those who surround him, his loved ones and brothers, and he might go out of his way to commit insanities to fix his mistakes, though it is too late
now let us speak about magnus and ahriman quickly
both of them fell into these pits of unsolvable mistakes due to their arrogance, magnus resulted in the fall of prospero and the doom of his own sons by being too arrogant to listen or negotiate with leman, leman who would later regret all he did to magnus, due to horus' misinformation
ahriman was motivated by his admiration and care for his own soldiers, brothers to cast the rubric, that he became semi-insane trying to fix it, roaming the warp seeking answers and solutions to the spell
bitter hearth
both of them fell into these pits of unsolvable mistakes due to their arrogance,...
both are retards then
void kelp
the lost noble shard of magnus would then be found by the imperium and used by the god emperor to create the grey knights, with the assistance of malcador, making them the imperium's most powerful warp-fighting units
it is speculated that not one grey knight has died or lost their sanity fighting in the warp
void kelp
both are retards then
ahriman was rather emotional and logically motivated to do the right thing that he fell to one of tzeentch's tricks
magnus is purely arrogant and retarded
fun fact, ahriman is derived from satan in zoroastranistic mythology
urban coral
bitter hearth
so satanists
void kelp
no
urban coral
Yes
urban coral
And all are wack
void kelp
some people love to stay godless, some like to worship the pantheon, some worship a specific god
some are still loyal and regret their deeds, but are too balls deep in their betrayal that there is no turning back
urban coral
(Fallen)
void kelp
^
bitter hearth
oh so fruity athiesm
urban coral
Eh
urban coral
That's definitely the minority, though
void kelp
some people love the chaos gods, some people love chaos undivided, some live their lives normally and some are imperial in tendencies
thats where warbands come into play
urban coral
Most of them are just like junks, except their drugs are demons
void kelp
literally just the emperor's children
urban coral
If they don't have their demon boyfriends, they start crying
void kelp
everyone finds them disgusting
void kelp
yeah, pretty much
urban coral
They're all simps
void kelp
remember though, even if you are loyal, chaos will warp you
bitter hearth
i just grilled chicken btw
void kelp
even if you are of the most faithful, chaos will change you if you are exposed to it long enough
bitter hearth
its delicious
urban coral
Robooty Grilledman?
void kelp
chaos is like reverse-schizophrenia, where the illusions you are seeing are you retaining your old self, but in fact you are morphing into a horror over time
urban coral
Do you hear the voices too?
urban coral
bitter hearth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2w0261AkfLA
i hear
colombia:
void kelp
they live for science, they seek knowledge, ahriman is a sophisticated man who has always wanted nothing but to brew wine, which he did, and was really good at it, and he wanted to do it somewhere tranquil where he would brew it for the rest of his life, away from the noise of war and to rest himself in the green foliage and sunlight
basically, the ending cutscene of stalker shoc
bitter hearth
basically, the ending cutscene of stalker shoc
damn
urban coral
"We are all slaves of the Imperium"
"Chaos is our master"
🤡
void kelp
but imagine a huge transhuman brewing wine instead
void kelp
>"We are all slaves of the Imperium"
>"Chaos is our master"
🤡
depends who says that, actually
urban coral
Chaos
void kelp
chaos is not specific
urban coral
Chaos
void kelp
the thousand sons and the rest of the undivided legions literally dont fully dedicate themselves to chaos
bitter hearth
i got scared right now
void kelp
the thousands sons' cults have different views
bitter hearth
i heard thatt, the outlast thingie? , the night vision camera beep
its my sister shes playing outlast on full volume
void kelp
lol
bitter hearth
lmfao i hear the intense music
urban coral
Play Dawn of War music from your speakers
void kelp
nah dont listen to crimson, i got something cooler
urban coral
X
void kelp
urban coral
bitter hearth
oh i just walked there as soon as i heard the camera noise and scare her
void kelp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG42F-5AVOE
i have something cooler
urban coral
Nah
urban coral
Nah
void kelp
dont nah me you italian ghetto
bitter hearth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BG42F-5AVOE
yo this cool
urban coral
Don't confuse me with Kuro
urban coral
yo this cool
Dawn of War B kewl
void kelp
yo this cool
drok even better
listen to it now, or else i will eat your warhammer models
urban coral
He has none
void kelp
i will eat crimson's in this case
urban coral
You won't
urban coral
Front
void kelp
Left
Right
man im tired
hydration time
Is this game any good ? Looks interesting and I’m gonna play more tomorrow
urban coral
Ah, the cannibalistic incest hoe?
urban coral
Literally
bitter hearth
listen to it now, or else i will eat your warhammer models
i have none
urban coral
She doesn't have problems
bitter hearth
i do have scorpions tho
void kelp
she is the problems
urban coral
She's just quirky
urban coral
Get life, tbh
bitter hearth
scorpions are crunchy little fellas