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LMAO
lempäälä my beloved
I don't mind Finland, but that guy has to stop being Finnish
its actually she 
Okay, just picture all of my sentences referencing you but it says she instead of he
Because editing them is too much work
Call a constable on his ass
a what?
If you strike me down now, I will return more criminal than ever before
Aye bruv I'ma hit you up with me bruces
No
Not from the ends bruv
I'm not involved in crime so I'm good
I used to live in Walthamstow which is a famously dangerous area
Never had any issues
Ya don't wanna buy some loud?
I have been offered weed multiple times while at work lmao
On the run from the Jakes since I'm carrying unlicensed mash
It's always the dumb kids who aren't actual dealers and don't really know what they're doing
Always like 16 or younger
None taken, I think British accents are hilarious
I'm also not British, so I don't care if someone makes fun of them
Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons oi or I'ma shank her bloody arse
Silence landlubber, before I show ye the broadside cannons
Bloody hell, not the grapeshot
Send this poof overboard
Oi no offense sire I'll carry on
ok spanish
Portuguese*
Hablar Español
I would correct you but I already got warned for speaking Spanish in chat
Janitors hate me

Quantos anyos tienes
self hate be like
Reason: Bad word usage
Forgor span
Couldn't be self hate because I could never moderate this dumpster
Not for free at least
The amount of times I've been warned here
Yeah I joined the day the server went public
First there was no rules
Then a couple days later you'd get banned for sneezing wrong
I remember people posting swastikas and stuff on day 1, it was absolute chaos
Mayhem ensues
Those were the days
Nowadays you can't even swear on a discord server about a game where you shoot people who won't stop cussing
Alright, take care
Bai
Eat it
Shrompshrompshromp mmm tasty
Same old same old
Did my level 2 accounting course, started the level 3
Took ages but I got 1 out of 4 exams done
Sup
Got 82% on that one exam
'Sup
Getting started with the next unit which is focused around using microsoft excel
And work is pretty much going same as usual
Stable but improving?
atleast 2
Stranger Danger
Aw yeah, 40k posting begins
Fake asf
corvus looking a little down today
friggin cool
Steve? 
"me omw to tell my mom that i didnt do my homework at 2 am"
Yeah
and 90% of sisters art is either hentai or just softcore 

chaos sob rocks
Pondering My Orb vibes fr
Knight pilots my beloved
embrace the third one
imagine having no balls and holding down hordes of chaos while the grey knights are busy being stupid somewhere
Catachan Jungle Fighters tbh
sly marbo my beloved
Or Space Marine Sly Marbo
reivers are terrifying
Or perhaps known to you as Brother-Lieutenant Argaman 

Qurmiz is also a favorite brother of mine
The good ending
honestly, a bald guy with a skeleton face mask is what it takes to terrify someone
Sister of battle in real life
just remove the armor since the vox screams will already cause paralysis to your opponents
Wtf
You mean a Chaos spawn?
thats a slaanesh demon, can confirm
I'm so bored
also, inability or use make up is a crime
I want to replay Goldsphere with OSGE
It's bodybuilding girl
it doesnt even blend with the skin
found a masterpiece recently, hold on a sec

@urban coral do you know how to install Goldsphere OSGE?
No
Shame on you
I am the Vanilla guy
Stringstorm 
You disappointed me Crimson
As I usually do
@coarse rapids get him
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Planet on Fire (Warhammer 40k) (feat. Pathios Productions) · Rob Sigurd · Pathios Productions
Planet on Fire (Warhammer 40k) (feat. Pathios Productions)
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Released on: 2022-09-15
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the "engulf them in flames" before the opening sends shivers down my spine
WHAT HAPPENED
Have people forgotten what stringstorm did already?
I prefer Sabaton
TELL ME HOW TO INSTALL OSGE ON GOLDSPHERE
Bro OGSE is a separate mod
Someone managed to install it
Idk
If you check C-con
You'd see it
Then he mafe a mod merge
We have come for the faithless
Never heard of what happened
Engulf them in pain, actually
Do you play Anomaly?
Groomed a minor 
yeah that one
Yoooo based
still way too metal
crimson, what
Nah, this stuff is hella light dawg
What did you think about this? 
Hes a recovering discord mod
two head cawwwk
"Recovering"
thats his name, got sent into slaanesh's as-
He was one of us
Stringstorm groomed a kid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GgXHZZCxCLA&t=1s
Hiatus Update:
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxcg9GwG0C72lOLlTVMsmcqVnKUzTy5kje
==================
Transcript:
Hello everyone.
Pardon the vagueness of what I'm about to say but I find it appropriate to give the victim the agency and control by not putting out details of what happened, that its theirs to mention if they wished. As such, if y...
Got his ass kicked by the Lion
@coarse rapids everytime i ping him (it's always a useless ping)
Earthless A38 live recording of Black Heaven will always go down in history as guitar mastery
Oh
I need to buy Assassinorum Kingmaker
Heard its a real good book
everyone got his ass kicked by the lion
#StandWithUkraine #PutinIsaWarCriminal #WorldWithoutDictators
Aye, with Questor Imperialis
i would love the lion if he wasn't an irrational crybaby
but again, that's all 17 other primarchs
Fr
Damn, first song already goes hard 
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Gardener of Vengeance · Metalocalypse: Dethklok
Dethalbum IV
℗ 2023 Turner Music Publishing, Inc. / 2023 Cartoon Network, Inc. All Rights Reserved.
Artwork By: Arthur Tang
Bass, Guitar, Keyboards, Vocals: Brendon Small
Producer: Brendon Small
Audio Mastering: Dave Collins
Drums: Gene Hog...
lars, you are not alpharius
Of course, this playlist doesn't have Aortic Desecration
you are a delusional furry, stop spamming me cats of pictures, im going insane
oh this goes hard
Dethklok do go hard
You already are
True
Yamo you are a schizo
Literally insane
its called QUIRK
Damn, finally a girl who's self aware of her mental illness 

What's a girl?
A myth of old
the only thing you'll never get in your entire life
something you'll never have 
Kuro moment
ayy
hey crimson
What
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIsV1RH4g04 12 minute old school metal masterpiece
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Loneliness (Winter) · Wintersun · Jari Mäenpää · Jari Mäenpää
The Forest Seasons
℗ 2017 Nuclear Blast
Released on: 2017-07-21
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What
EW
Idk Warhammer lore
i agree with lars this time
you posted absolute despicable heresy, even chaos doesn't want you
the council of hereteks is rumbling with rage

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"ok so its a clean job, we go in, we get the kids, we go out"
owl
Thanks for listening!
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warhammer named band fits this chat
It's easy. So, first off, you've got these duders who were granted immortality by gods, then fought said gods and captured them like Pokemon. Pretty epic stuff. Okay, moving on, we've got elves committing massive sex. It was massive. And very murder-y. Next up is Humanity getting murk'd by their own technology. AI go brrrt, amirite lmao? So yeah, an eternity later, Humanity gets an ultra chad who leads Humanity by killing anyone who isn't with him. Now Humanity has become the Imperium. Ultra chad is called the Emperor of Mankind and he made super cute ultra babies of himself but oopsie woopsie they got spread out across the galaxy on noes so he go and find them all he found them all but oh noes x2 his favorite son stabs him in the back by worshipping daemons as one does so he damned Humanity to suffer for eternity. That's pretty much it
Reason: Bad word usage
literally 1984
and this is why erebus is a female dog
but honestly without sounding like the utter clown i am, the traitors had a point
no
i would do the same if my dad treated me like a tool, come on
The traitors were all lied to by the chaos gods
not all
Neither had a point, but I'd rather be a loyalist than a worthless daemon sniffing junk
there are like 6 entire legions and their respective primarchs (except horus) who dont worship daemons or like them
i think death guard and emperor's children are the total chaos guys here
thousand sons despise all forms of gods except tz, tz is kinda acceptable compared to the rest, khorne too
then there is mr Lorgar
the beating bag of chaos
corvus morbed on him then slapped him to hell
let me point out everything about chaos i know to actually like chaos
Baptize kuro to warhammer faith
'Sup bored, I'm Crimson
I'm cooking a pizza
thousand sons : forced to tz due to magnus' arrogance
alpha legion : HYDRA DOMINATUS
word bearers : erebus being what he is
emperor's children : phallic sword
luna wolves : horus listening to lorgar who in return listened to erebus
world eaters : angron hating the emperor for what happened to his brothers and the butcher nails doing their job
death guard : smelly
night lords : edgy
iron warriors : literally me (daddy issues)
Zomboid
Idk
do it
Idk
Cato Sicarius moment
For dinner, breakfast and supper?
Dinner
I'm just cooking a normal pizza with salami
You need to make pizza with ananas
Are you Italian?
What you didn't ate ananas pizza?
Ananas is called pineapple in English
Oh always forget about these 
So you are Italian
if I were to prepare a pineapple pizza in Italy, first the pope excommunicate out me of the church, and the next day I would be burned at the stake by Italian pizza makers
Narcotics drink
Don't you think that's a tortilla would be more better and easier to making ?🤌
me when i find a nurgling

it is what the writers decide, isn't it?
Yeah
Project
be an absolute perfect killing machine
1 million confirmed melee kills
kill a living saint, an almost god-like entity
get killed by a depressed sm
@split topaz
I have art with dead eldar but i think moderator didn't accepted it 😦
Any game suggestions?
moderator is the heretic!!!!
Eu4
Hoi3 , Victoria
Rimworld
already have HoI 4 and Rimworld
grass
I already touch grass, trains, ppl enough
Eu4?
Total war warhammer 3 or each other from total war games
Sons of the forest ? V rising
Already have it
V rising ?
Frostpunk?
Ftl (faster then light)
Vampyr, baldurs gate
Darkwood
This war of mine
Kenshi
Kingdom two crowns
RoN
Rimworld
Barotrauma (with friends)
TABS
Darktide
Vermintide 2
Forts
Darkwood is pretty good for barricaded and survive at night
yes
Ist that game with same mechanics? (No a project zomboud)
not that i know of
Not when it comes to Disney Stormtroopers
I watched a youtube short one time that pointed out that in the original movies, lightsabers pretty much instantly cooked the insides of anyone who was stabbed with them
But in Disney media they just cut holes through people and those same people keep running, jumping and swinging like nothing happened
Pretty much every disney protagonist gets stabbed through the chest with a lightsaber for a cheap shock moment and then they're totally fine after
I don't actually watch star wars but he played like 3 different scenes of disney movies where the protagonist gets stabbed and is totally fine after lmao
most engaging modern disney movie:
I watched the first disney star wars movie in cinema with my friends
It was pretty meh
We had more fun with the Warcraft movie
sleep
@shy narwhal @void kelp you should play tf2
Yes.
Related.
i play it
i main spy
because alpharius reference
Definitely the right look.
YO. 1st crash.
@carmine forge, it crashed.
I didn't rq.
ragequit
Bullshit.
Hell.
nobody said hi back😿
@carmine forge, bullshit, you just saw it.
😿
Which nickname would you like?
Niryamo [Officially Uncool]
ragequit
@void kelp
uncool
Not cool
based
based on what
Hello.
hi Me and faker
oh no umm, im gonna sound like a genz duder explaining this, based means cool, awesome, rad, sick, hella, and such words
thanks, im 60 so all of this is weird to me
doesnt even play terraria
Tsk
wait
That is what makes me based
Are there any Russians here?
who doesn't play terraria?
Yes
crimson i thought we were friends
Wait, you thought we were friends?
You Russian?
No
im finnish
Me too
No, you're Niryamo
im vanilla icecream
That's also true
im gordon freeman
Wut
Reason: Bad word usage
wait i dont want a warning since i heard this server had a full blown purge
bro was talking in bar code
so far its been a 6:1 finnish to asian ratio
lmfao!
is the word ni66a forbidden here?
yes
Kek
because no black people play stalker
The wolf came out of the fire to warn me, a man of strong will
time to ping a mod so purge 2.0 can happen
Reason: Bad word usage
purge of who 
everyone has either been banned or left
And he did it two times
@urban coral so basically this server is the imperium
You are a schizo
fair enough
The Imperium has no flaws
True.
what am i
we should really rain world together
itl be very fun
i dont have neither😔
Idk
Play XrMPE
rain world should run on xray
aye
It first has to be made, though
we need to force them to make it
renegade is awesome, it would be more if it was C&C4
Fr
the cult grows
C&C4 isn't 40k
Okay
its basically a cult but you deny it
Uh-huh
What
count me in
Okay
Watch the C&C video I sent you
are you speaking to me
Yes
fine, resend it
@pearl fractal ayo 🙂
Can anyone give me the official discord server link of Stalcraft
I'm gonna end for now.
Reason: Bad word usage
War.
Reason: Bad word usage
It reacts to the word bull shit, @carmine forge .
I kill the French people in Shootmania.
Wait, wrong message.
As one does from time to time
lmfao
is this real
Reason: Bad word usage
not that im aware of
the wack
This one doesn't
Which is why the function is totally redundant for the words you're using
Reason: Bad word usage
oh so it is wacking useleess
Yup
Totally useless
In fact, worse than useless, as it deletes words that are allowed
lol
why not just use dyno, why not just remove the insults and limit it to slurs
like, im sure stalker has enough insults ingame
to care on the official discord, for that game
something about pencils is so beautiful
i wish i could draw, sounds like so much fun
Impress us
Catposting time
I have stocked up since I lost my last contractor 
What
im going after your contractors
and nothing will stop me from sending you their heads in a box
@lament zealot
@lament zealot
@teal oracle
Hello schizos
I... agree
Haven't played geometry dash in 5 years
last time I played it, I was in Edinburgh for holiday
anyway if there are russians here
does an unstressed o give an ä sound?
or is it just a
gitty
Hey Me
Don't be, it's alright
Oh. Riddler pfp.
Don't hesitate to visit a doctor if things deteriorate
Putting it off hasn't helped so far
Yes, better to visit the doctor.
hello chat
I will don't worry, I'm going through medication anyways
👋
Riddle me this, Batman, what's 2+2?
It's 4.
No, Batman, it's fish.
HE WASN'T IN PARIS
real
me
Real, I love my cat
Because he is
He ded :(
I love how he just want to go outside, unfortunately he cannot
My cat hates going outside
but why?
took up your behavior?
100 yard stare after balls removed
yerp, except the going outside part
take her on a cycling trip to the forest
Ight.
amazing pfp 
thanks
@brave hearth guess what
what
thats not stalker!!!!!!
Guess what bruh
shut up
Chicken butt
frik you
i like how half of rain world humor is just cramming as many things into a room as possible and watching it
you posted this 7 times today
wormdog
get some help
it's a 2006 budget PC
Radeon 9550 128mb
Celeron D 2.13Ghz
512MB RAM
it used to belong to my father and I repaired it recently
Aint that was gordon freeman?

Just like me.
hey i know that guy!
Riddle me this, Batman:
Near a tree by a river there's a hole in the ground where an old man of Aran goes around and around. And his mind is a beacon in the veil of the night. For a strange kind of fashion, there's a wrong and a right. But he'll never, never fight over you.
What am I?
Bob Barker from The Price Is Right
Wrong as usual
I WAS SO SURE
Oops I cheated
https://youtu.be/qLlpoiNvE2k?si=YE-7glfT63hmNeKG
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The Riddle · Nik Kershaw
The Riddle
℗ An Island Records recording; ℗ 1984 MCA Records Ltd.
Released on: 1984-01-01
Associated Performer, Vocalist: Nik Kershaw
Associated Performer, Keyboards: Tim Moore
Associated Performer, Keyboards: Andy Richards
Associated Performer, Synthesizer Programmi...
Good song though
2.2 is coming this month
its confirmed
good time to start playing it again
Don't even tell me because I know shit about it now
I only got it for free just so I had something to play on my old phone my uncle took off me
HOLY SHIT SONIC WAVE 3%
Daily reminder to play Goldsphere @coarse rapids
goonsohere
hehe
wouldnt the f-word prompt a warn or so
who cares man 
doesnt one of the soundboard sfx for this server contain "fuсk" anyway
@jаnitо-
yeah one of them does
makes it even more of an enigma as to why they dont fix the goddamn bot 
i would call it lazy moderation
i hope nobody takes this as an offense but the game is riddled with insults yet the server is pg13 lol
games*
What
almost dug myself an early grave
looney tunes episode
Major to Governor
the scheiss vogel 
wasser die vogel
Nice Deustch language frfr
i know someone who is learning german
still cannot believe champignonkonsumierender is a word
In german it is
and there is a 2 letter words
And Im gaining experience from Duolingo
is that a punt gun
I'm great at dodgeball in Shootmania.
Name of the game?
Exanima
Explore, fight, survive and unravel mysteries in this unique and unforgiving 3D isometric RPG set in an original dark, low fantasy world. Exanima's exceptional attention to detail and realistic simulation of all things aim to provide a deeply immersive and dynamic gameplay experience. Features include a deep skill based combat system, complex an...
$14.99
8980

It's incredibly fun if you can stick with the combat for a bit, not the most intuitive systems but it makes for a really unique experience
Plus it has a fantastic armor layering system
Bro do you guys remember misery? I don’t think I see too many people bring it up or talk about it but I remember spending HOURS playing that
is olr 3.0 out yet
Anytime someone even thinks of that question it gets delayed by another decade.
Hai
Hello.
:3
Sup
first time I played the game like YEARS ago I got filtered by the locked doors bc I didnt clock in that I needed to double click the key and then the door
we do,everyone knows,the fad has stopped so most ppl can see it for what it is now that the popularity is no longer there
Oh yeah, they can be pretty sneaky about the placement of the keys too
most of the important ones are in containers though
Hello
Then there's Anomaly
hi
what
you gotta admit these are cool
I still dont know how I was able to find the exit to level 2
They have also added maps into the game as items, but they have no landmarks. You have to orient yourself using the shape of the room and the compass item. It's not too bad but the levels are still extremely maze-like. I get not everyone will but I enjoy it.
Now though I just use a website that has those same maps filled in with landmarks and item positions because I've gone through them enough times. I just want to get the important stuff and see the new levels.
Tbh I don't expect that to happen but I'd like to be wrong.
well he better,with the kickstarter and all
The updates are always a nice suprise, usually enough to warrant going through the game again
That's true, but it wouldn't be the first time someone took the money and ran.
At the same time I don't see that happening either, there's clearly a lot of work done and attention to what gets added in.
with exanima has a base,they really should be fine as long as they have a good grasp of lore and story,and level making
The magic is gonna take a while though, there's what, 5 other types yet to be implemented?
Force thaumaturgy is fun so far though
me when no rock and no stone
So true.
@hidden ridge Time exclusive??!?!
Krezzin is alive!!!
aka
Get the fook outta here bratanski, you lying, man, you lying
i ain lying man, i say the truths only
hi
Sleep
Aha
@bitter hearth , guess what.
hihi
what
MGS.
No way
Yes way.
we should tf2 stoc
Zombie.
Cat time
Hello, Emission.
Hi, Faker
@bitter hearth, stream is over.
Reason: I need to go.
I'll continue the stream, when I get back home.
hella
I have like, two more levels to get, so I can stop playing CoDMW3 beta.
i was doing strike force heros
it be based
i saw your name in there too
I can download the sfh to stream after cod.
hella
@candid cloud @carmine forge we should do muck ( great suffering ) again
Hell nah 
He just like me… Fr Fr…
exit polls?
i wouldnt trust those if i were you
theres a reason why these are not done anymore (and even illegal) in countries such as france
look whos back
I went on hiatus bc I got bored of stalker
I saw some good bloodsucker porn and it drew me back in !!
Yea
Ik, but it's very possible
LEAVE!!!!!1
thanks jack
Your welcome
my welcome
no, thats my welcome
his welcome
hims welcome
So there was that video with: A message from Igdrasil: Send me these goods.
Hell yeah
Hell nah 
lmfao
No
Relatable 
LEAVE!!!!!
@bitter hearth , guess what.
Not yet
Yes.
yeah
Me when I am tiny
Me when I am tiny
NOOO
YESSS
What
It is
The sad truth
Why is Kira small
Cuz yes
Cease
Major L

Hard
Riz
hard
You need more eating
Fr
wtf did i just watch
True fh moment
Legends says that he is still falling down
YO THIS SHIT IS 
I had worse.
alright
Fr
I HATE FOR HONOR
Zanny paid 300$ for it 💀
IT STOLE MY SOUL








