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๐ discord hates my photos
Is it a cool landscape
Thank god its just a virus and not a wirus
Stalker 2 is new fortnite
SO TRUE
angry
Indeed.
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what
All I heard is him saying: Alber(t) - or something.
I bet
I CANT UNHEAR IT NOW

weak
@neon vale this goes hard
@teal oracle knight with gun, look
He can't see he got me blocked
how did you even get lars to block you?
Dms
i mean
He's just a sexist twink
i have sent him worse
Then he's just singling me out
Hai
hello
Then again I sent like 50 of those in a week
How are you guys
good
Nice
you?
I am sick and am suffering
But I applied for an interview and possibly a future Job so thats gud
godspeed, hoping for a quick recovery
Hello.
Pretty fine.
Mods, ban him
Ight
"Jihad proclaimed for the county of Yes"
may St. George protects us
Mods, crush his balls
thank you homie
Mac's Pain
Someone help me pick which one to play, I hate getting choice paralysis
MGS V tbh
Long dark
Survival mode is great
Yeah, decided to revisit it after playing it 8 years ago
feels very much the same though, kinda dissapointed
Alan Wake also a good pick, tbh
holy hannah, doesn't feel nearly that long ago though
Alan Wake I'd finished, just need to clear the extra missions and then American Nightmare
Been doing good, had about 70-80 revolver rounds stocked so I went and hunted down a bear, ended up wasting a lot of ammo

Never hunt bears with revolvers
I got ambushed by one in a blizzard
Three shots later I got mauled
Went to bed in the house since it was just outside
In the morning I found his corpse
Been unlucky and haven't found a rifle so I figured I might as well
just need one more
and food
Wish I had a cozy little cabin like this
hello stalkers
njpfwdeaeqw39up8hfawehou8faweiouh
hello
It happens when i have to choose between crap as well
they said he'd dealt $100k in damage
story (in russian): https://lenta.ru/news/2016/12/23/kazan/
song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=atuFSv2bLa8
This made my morningโ 
Im gonna do a silly
My paper Straw just broke and I can no longer poke it in my caprisun, all the while Shell and other large Oil companies are destroying the World's ecosystems.
Why.
Because humans are interested in causes that sound good but are not really benevolent creatures. They placate themselves this way because subconsciously they know they can't change and be more than animals. If someone made this statement in ancient times or today it would still apply. What does that tell you?
im interested in the moms of my haters, amen
Dude are you truther or faker?
Does that includes your mom? 
nah defo yours after that comment though
Chillin with some CS2
Csgo 1.5*
True
have they fixed michael jackson peek
I just Held the NASTIEST angle
rofl
real
this is the most lars moment
True.
miau
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Enjoy your stained teeth
of course it is dream
any girl would turn lesbian at a glance of his face
Fr
Can confirm, I like girls now
congratulations?
Youre making it Sound like I just said this randomly without context
yeah, there is no context

THERE IS JUST CHECL THE REPLY NOO-
i dont remember saying anything
in fact, nobody said anything

nuh uh, i dont drink a galon every day
my teeth are perfect
waiting for you to do the same
Got some Nice stuff from ukraine after giving money to a based veteran who often goes there with gear and medical stuff
Cool.
Very nice
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Official Tiktok : https://www.tiktok.com/@vr_kemono
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i am currently lost in paris
i do not have any mobile data available and im posting from some construction site's wifi
i did get some nice pictures tho
New horror movie idea:
thats a thing?
@carmine forge , @bitter hearth , told ya 
mfw 172 of those are probably american white girls thinking they are doing a great contribution to the world
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@dull halo what is that username
There's also Vanilla, Raspberry, Lemon
At least, those are common here
oh yeah lemon is awesome
Real
There are other flavors, but you know how it B with stuff only being available in some countries

Ngl lads, I've been thinking
I want to have a crack at trying to paint a Crimson Fist
Because they're chad
Perhaps not as chad as Dark Angels
But definitely chad
Do it
Real chads
Long live Rynnโs might
Truly
Like, they're the second closest thing to Dark Angels
Current day Dark Angels, at least
At least, in 10th Edition, they're simply just a normal faction with the addition of being able to field Pedro Kantor
And having him attached to a unit basically means that the bodyguard units attached to him get stronger the more of them died
So instead of the new Dark Angels' preference for stubbornly holding their ground and being all defensive, Crimson Fists are actually just one model giving a buff to his bodyguards to fight harder the more of them died
But still, it's neat
ayoooo
based
crimson 1 day without warhammer challenge : impossible
True
But ngl dawg, I've been looking into it and Pedro Kantor looks to be pretty good with Bladeguard Veterans
who leads the crimson fists, alexander pollux?
Which is convenient, since they nerfed the Sternguard Veterans and added the ability for Pedro Kantor to lead Bladeguard Veterans
They're not Ultramarines successors 
isnt pollux a yellow shield guy
i forgot their name, my brain is not working at all
imperial fists*
close nuff'
Hella
anyway, aov are technically better than all dark angels and their successors, let me explain
Please do
everything on them says "unknown" meaning they truly are better at hiding everything
nobody knows anything about them, they succeed in the secrecy the dark angels barely failed at
yeah and what are you going to do about it?
unknown numbers could either mean 200 chaps or 20000 chaps 
Also, we know they used to use Nachtwald as a Recruiting World
nachtwald sounds so night-lord-y
Big chungus 
Do we know what Founding the Guardians of the Covenant come from?
this is the difference between an amateur and a professional
i know only a few things about 40k
Same
what would be the most practical marine chapter of all though?
Anyways, I'd say that the Consecrators are the most secretive of the Dark Angels
ultramarines?
Void Tridents
what about both of them makes you think so?
sheeeeeesh!!!
Void Tridents were build upon the old Ultramarinian traditions of spacevaring. They're masters in void battles, boardings, low gravity combat and also in drop invasions when it comes to fighting on planets
based
so basically pirates
Rift Stalkers also specialize in boarding actions, less so all the other things, but they're explorers, finding unknown passages throughout the Milky Way to get from point A to B faster or to even find any entrance towards a location in the first place. They also try to re-establish contact with planets they've lost contact with
That'd be Red Corsairs or Aeldari pirates
didnt red corsairs get consumed by the warp?
Red Corsairs were formerly loyalists
Their Chapter named Astral Claws
Lamenters truly know suffering
I only know that, I wouldn't know the Red Corsairs' history and former place in 40k
lamenters should just guard worlds at this point because they get decimated each time they do anything
As for Army, it really depends on what form of combat
since marines cant really resemble ground troops more than the militarum
Raptors, tbh
They kinda are, yeah
Same with Brazen Consuls, but you take the sneakiness and replace it with etiquettes of nobility
Not really, but yes
sounds yes enough to be no 
Yup
thanks for your wisdom oracle
Dang, we done with 40k talk?
Why nod is better than gdi.
im really like that god emperor dude
i mess up everything then sit on a throne to contemplate how everything is bad and im always right
The Golden Toilet 
would have guessed guilliman 
Would have guessed wrong
so you are the 19th primarch

i would just call myself a solid rogal
Dornite?

we all need a guy like vulkan in our lives
Nah, Lars is
im lars
Yeah, and I'm the Lion
im also vanilla icecream (allegedly), inquisitor greyfax and celestine
That... That's true
what is?
You being vanilla ice cream
Is there really no Coca-Cola Vanilla where you come from?
It's my personal favorite, tbh
vanilla is the best
Yes
Vanilla Gang 
Huh, funny
Looks like the Crimson Fists are probably better deployed as a Gladius Task Force than an Anvil Siege Force
Hello gamers
'Sup
Wha


He knows me too well
What you need it for lol
Bike
Uh might have tools for that
Yes
I do keep metric bits
It hella do
Because metric master race
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Like idk do me remembering what fraction of an inch something is way less simply than simply being 5mm 7mm etc
Anything of real world importance is measured in metric
So why we even use imperial
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My dad raised me to use Celsius and metric
Told me growing up only morons use imperial and Fahrenheit
Damn right
aye
Sadly though we built tools mostly for the international market and most of the parts come from places like Germany and Japan
Most of the assembly bolts are still imperial

Not for our parts no lol
They use a mix
There are some that use ful metric
Even the mounts them selves are metric but just as many use imperial for the mounts which is like why
Man, they're disappointing us once again 
Fr the Japanese are better
Japanese are all metric
Japanese do it right
but they're japanese
exactly my point
Good
Where the hell is the stalker mercenary twitter account?
I swear i saw one under the name "edsjjjdd the merc"
damn
SoC my beloved
Well the first question make me think
Do I know you.
YAY LV 19
Probably not unless you live in the bay area ๐คฎ
I live in turkey
Sick, I love Turkish people they are my friends
Nice
Im also turkish so I know turkish as home language
Morning stalkersโ
morninn
Anyone played Generation Zero btw?
If so what is your opinion on it?
Raisins 
Sandwich with ham

guava
Here have some brain rot
Rundstykke med smรธreost
last guy had that 5'2 energy
So I was playing stalker. And my laptop had ran out of battery, and like any normal person I plugged it in. Then my game started to lag extremely bad and there was this loud annoying buzzing noise coming out of my headphones. I restarted my laptop and it said something about it no being able to find power and to check something in BIOS. Short story is I need help making my game run normal again..
i know right
Pitbull owners be like: I called her pancake because she's a sweetheart
But this is harder
120 pound pitbull named daisy about to rip a 2 year old in half
Real
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i was banned from that anime's server for saying during covid that masks are practically useless in closed spaces lol
by the owner themself lmao
Why join an anime server in the first place?
Why join an anime server
There will only be degenerates and the worst memes known to mankind
Howdy lads
ong
i agree
its an actual fact
then why'd you join one?
standart situation
Hey guys, ive been seeing this game come up on youtube alot in these past few weeks, i wanted to chat about it, see if its a game i can get into
Anomaly?
I dont know the difference between any of them, i just learned there are 3 original, base vanilla games, but i understand that the modding community is what makes this game what it is
I got the 3 games, im assuming its best to play those before going into modding games?
ill that as a good thing lol
any advice on this game is appreciated, i understand its supposed to be hard af, errie, horror elements ?
wouldn't call the original trilogy hard
all except clear sky are pretty managable on the hardest difficulty
thats another thing, somewhere on youtube i think i saw someone recommending to play on hardest difficulty and some other settings or another?
but quite a few mods like to turn the game into ultra harcore realism oriented milsim
yeah im not a fan of Tarkov level of fuckery, i have limited time to play games as is i dont feel like ripping my hair out, my teenage call of duty days are over
I'd recommend setting clear sky one difficulty lower if you are not in for bleeding simulator
ty i will keep that in mind, no voice channels here?
damn ok, sounds good, if anyone wanna just call while i jump into shadow of chernobyl for first time lmk im gna check it out for 20-30 mins
Hi
is it worth doing light mods right now? or should i just raw dog it on vanilla first time
Hello
@carmine forge, gonna check this game.
guys, you know any differecne between EFP and GAMMA?
Because
all I know is EFP has less gb
and GAMMA is hardcore
like I played both bot like
which is actually better
also uuuuh
Yeah don't say anything about Anomaly :DDD
Modsing and the games are basically,separate entities
It's not like fallout where you build a deck of mods to customize your experience,its more like separate experiences curates by modders that arent interchangeable with the games or other mods
Hellow again stalkers
hai
How are you doing?
Ohhh, that's really sad
you almost had them
Suggestions to play?
Well yeah.
@coarse rapids got it, so i would have to get the mods online, put them into the game file somwhere or another etc etc ? im not familiar with modding like that at all, i mostly just do it the way you said through fallouts internal modding section, or any other games
Muck
My advice is to play the OG games first
You can worry about mods after playing the games
I don't want to Muck.
Why not?
Pain.
EFP puts focus on realistic and immersive gunfights like EFT, while Gamma puts an emphasis on survival and crafting
what is LZMA.dll?
Iirc, I told what it is.
Muck
An .dll file for Need for Speed World launcher.
It's all paid.
Muck?
Muuuuck
is titanfall 2 good?
Yeah.
According to my homies
Wanna watch?
sure
I only played the first campaign mission
yah
Good.
EFT was never realistic but it was immersive
also I hate the tarkov aspect of EFP
if anything I am just asking what is better in terms of more mechanics from mods and enjoyment
also it never fitted stalker to begin with
but oh well that's story for another time
EFT is much more realistic than a lot of other shooters, hence why it's regarded as one
It IS realistic by guns (except ballistics) but really I don't think armies would use a ak 74 that jumps like a rabbit like in tarkov
I mean let's look at Arma
the only unrealistic thing about is guns is one reload type due to engine
but oh well forget about it
just really, do EFP and GAMMA have like the same amount of mods?
Like does EFP have object placement mod like in GAMMA
Sure but other than recoil and maybe ballistics it's very realistic in terms of health system and inventory systems
it never will be realistic, just like every other game
it can be immersive, same for Arma
anyways let's go back to the modpacks
It's just barely above the line of "fun to play" and "suffering" ig
I think GAMMA has more
that's the thing
I have to confess I didn't play either one of them
Gamma is much better graphics wise and to me looks smoother and more refined
They also have an addon that adds new areas and a new storyline
Graphics is something that doesn't matter
I hate Anomaly's X-ray Monolith tbh
I don't think it looks better it just looks... grayer?
hmmm...
Also weapon Animations are pretty good
It doesn't look like vanilla at all
It's honestly one of the best looking mods I've seen
no I am saying the Anomaly's original custom x-ray
Yeah I mean that's up to personal taste ig
@carmine forge, that's all for now.
Gonna continue tomorrow.
@carmine forge, bullshit.
You are welcome.
I just beat nine circles with my ัะพัk
stabbed gas tank, found out what that does
Im so silly :3
No way
Hi
E
Kinda sad to see
Streamed at youtube.com/penguinz0
#streams #moistcr1tikal #penguinz0
I'm so a wizard
Are you?
Shadow
๐ธ 
Definitely a Blue Wizzard 
Finally paid off my debt to stalker 2
never fw a sand wizard in their own territory
Fr
Me when Lone Wolf
who
Burh
Me when Noble Six from Halo Reach
SPARTANS NEVER DIE, THEY JUST GO MIA
Nah they do, ONI doesn't want you to know 

Flood based btw
MacArthur turned into a cat whaaa?
Real
Real
hmm what is the cat's name?
Idk
MacCatty
kiji
i would know because i have 2000 images of him basically
@teal oracle you people are insane
NUH UH
i dont even have 20 pictures of myself on my phone
You bloody bloodsuckers have 2000 OF ONE CAT?
damn ty bro
the pharaohs would make you king ffs
ITS YOU.... WHEN DID YOU ARRIVE
tf u mean it is me
die
the person from c-con 
share
do i know you?
no im not alex hes not evne in this server
sanya?

oh fancy
how have you been
this cat is me rn
cute
this is actually me rn
iem eating tons of strawberries
you will turn red
eaten too many strawberries they have no effect on me anymore
I will not turn red 
maybe
@shy narwhal why you joining my vermintide game
WHY YOU PLAY ELF
elf superior
gotta hate on elves because you are 4'5" fr
gn chat
its been 21 seconds and ive been shot thrice by an elf
cant aim ffs
Skill issue 
yeah accept where you belong shorto
you know why dwarves dont use melee weapons except axes?
because they are too short to reach something that they throw their axes
noob
I will force you to play for honor
you willing to buy it for me?
Nah you have the money for it
Oh wait 
If you can reach things by throwing axes at them, you're automatically cooler
Elf supporters seethe and cope
im only at my whole glory on my payday
two weeks in and im a peasant 
Wtf did you spend your payday on
i signed a NDA with myself not to say
Goofball alert
british alert
turkish?
Not even close
isnt your name hakan
It's a reference to the Killa Kan from Warhammer 40k Dawn of War
One of my favourite strategy games from when I was a kid
You're short as well
who even uses "goofball"
oh of course its that one nation
nuh uh, im 6'3
proof?
ur mom
Sends proof.
Small.
i hate the word "nuh uh"
Idk, I've heard it from Americans mainly
you know the most bri'sh american chaps
Oi bruv, you want a cup of tea and some biscuits?
the bass goes hard
splendid indeed guv', i would abshelewtly luv mi sum biskits and ัั
im 5'3, i mine for stone, and look for rock to become rich
Biskits and tbl
FOR KARL
3 tblspon of t
FOR KARL
Wtf is 6'3
190cm approximately, if memory serves
vinyl record format
Imagine being American
oh kuro, americans use feet to show their height, they are a little behind they didnt get the update
im finnish
but people generally use feet for height
242 cm
that is me
Dam man, I feel bad for ya
Then why use an outdated foot fetish unit
Mรคttรฏ
matti is the man
Bullshit.

Reason: Bad word usage
I WILL KILL YOU!
im not even 6'3 bruh
Idk speak cm
cm
Yeah
yeah cm
@bitter hearth , so yeah, mirny cum event in WoT starts 18 of October, up for it?
I am 167 cm tall
weak
hi 167 cm tall, im niryamo
@bitter hearth , so you up?
if i download wot again hella
i need to clear space tho, i have wt right now
im finaly getting good at it
He gets good at it.
by getting good is im finaly using my brain and not rushing in the battlefield to get sniped by a tank destroyer
i use tactics now
But in next update the nation will be fixed in a bad way.
dam
i tried every tank and all of them sucked, then i realize that im the one who sucks not the tanks
Finally

Finally what?
She's also a loyalist vanilla
Hideover
los pollos hermanos is being made1
So true.
did you close the eye of terror
Somewhere in another university: Hello, my name is KV-2 and I'm the owner of Los Pollos Hermanos. We use only good German engines, because we want to satisfy our customers.
more dead marines for me
laughs in slaanesh
Shut
Btw.
@urban coral , are you able to play any EA game right now?
Because I get an error.
What Chapter should I make next for the template?
No, EA stole my account
if i ever was going to be on a space ship doing cool starwars shit, il be a wizard space trooper
Hell nah.
Hell yah
Librarians
i will be able to do " Fire ball! " but in space
And more
itl be cool
Chapter x - NOD wins another war against gdi by throwing the flag in trash.
looks like a night lord
chapter x - NOD wins cause gordon freeman joined under the command of kane
G-Man - Gordon, you are no longer a free man, you are a slave man.
The Dark Angels specialize in Interromancy. I believe the Salamanders specialize in fire "magic"
The Promethean Discipline
Librarians got blue armor
Chaplains got black armor
Techmarines got red armor
Apothecaries got white armor
of course, because the dark angels cant be simple
i dont know why the emperor would create 20 sons if he could just make lion and about 4 million of his marines
That's for all Chapters lmfao
that would literally solve everything
18
20

dont even forget [REDACTED] and [REDACTED]
18
20
18 fr
i saw this today morning
20 or get out
18 fr dawg
prove it
@bitter hearth
Get into 40k fr
In this case...
Pay me 1K of dollars...
oh my god we lost him
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He makes something and I don't.
i guess il go to my mechanics teacher and say, im the engine, im the project
and get locked in a glass container forever
a jar*
Me in CTF mode, after returning the flag and dying to enemy: Nuh-uh.
Okay
Lion
Fulgrim
Perturabo
Jaghatai Khan
Leman Russ
Rogal Dorn
Konrad Curze
Sanguinius
Ferrus Manus
Angron
Roboute Guilliman
Mortarion
Magnus
Horus
Lorgar
Vulkan
Corvus Corax
Alpharius Omegon
me in tf2, after sniper bot joins the game: Nuh uh
bro really proved it
this list is wrong
Nuh-uh, I'm leaving.
all if them are alpharius
nuh uh, im wasting half an hour trying to kill him once so i can leave without shame
i came for a chat, i left with a scar
hey emission, mortarion is really cool
he is the god of attrition warfare and accepts the weakness of flesh and how it is bound to decay
il search him later
hell yeah
He's a traitor
hell yeah?
HELL YEAH
I'm a Dark Angels duderino
dont listen to crimson, he literally gets a government mandated bedtime
But I also like Crimson Fists, tbh
Oh damn, is that right?
just join chaos, emission
Or don't
we are the coolest
You can also commit the sin of being a Xeno
i think drukhari is the only faction we can really judge
like these guys actually suck, fully
They all wack except Leagues of Votann
i did search abit about these
they are cool
Hella
nah they suck
kinda good but evil if that makes sence
good guys are those who dont like the false emperor, period
Sniper Elite 5 is great
Anyways, DM me if you're interested in more
Oh, and stuff like interests and stuff
Like combat or whatever
i actually love how you are making a cult out of this
Always has been
Warhammer 40k fans trying not to write an essay for 3 minutes challenge (impossible)
hydra dominatus
ive been hooked to 40k, just didnt know where to start, so im going on a slow pace
cause im busy most of time
dm me too if you want anything on chaos
i love chaos
(the coolest guys)
Crimson more like CRINGESON
HE IS MINE, CRIMSON
i love dark angles too cause god avengers
crimson, more like chadson
they are awesome, esp their successors
@urban coral how you been brotherman?
(All three of them are severely antisocial)
this image will always be my favorite
Allergic to going outside
sounds like you are coping
Nah, I'm an outsider laughing at them
i only have one issue and you wont figure it out 
Unfazed, in my lane, coolin
I also work, study and walk on grass and have a life
you live in britain, you dont walk on grass, you walk on the bodies of the shanked
That's not a flex lmao
exactly, stop being british
Being a functioning member of society should never be a flex
if you dont know half life, or you havent played half life, you are shit and cringe, and should touch headcrab
I played half life 2 and black mesa
never played hl
where can i find hl 1
you can play the old halflife wich is better, but if you dont like games that look like 1998 then you can play blackmesa
its half life 1 but changed and new, modern graphics and such
1998 is the best
hella
Black mesa does alter some stuff, but it's pretty faithful
love blackmessa too
opposing force, and blue shift, they hunger and others aswell
i played all of them
Back in my day we got home from school to hop on left 4 dead 2
They don't make 'em like they used to
back in my day, we got home from school to hop on tekken ps2, harry poter ps2
mario on nintendo and others
My first videogame was command and conquer on the PS2
Shame on you
i played command and conquer in pc
yeah shame on you too
And my first computer game was a diablo-like that I forgot the name of
also play hl2, swelter, entropy zero 1 and 2
they awesome
yooo hold on, i think i played something like that too
stalker aswell, altho i used to play half life alot
I remember beating Delta Force on max difficulty while listening to my older brother's music
my favorite game since childhood 9-10 years old is uh
like addictive, more than meth i mean huh
league
i think i finished half life 1 more than a million times
i know where every particle is, what every event is, where every easter egg is
It was called Sacred
I had to google it
Why
idk, just shame on u
does anyone know swarm attack?
familiar name
"I just don't like your face" 
used to hella play that one too, i was 7
Dunno about that game
But I recently bought Empires of the Undergrowth on steam
Which is also an RTS where you play as ants
welp, i gotta go do this project, cya later yall have fun
making an ethanol flamethrower is probably better than an engine
invisible fire, hell yea
ur a femboy
I am one of the people who take out the garbage, actually
It was either England or Canada
taking out britain when?
And I'll take my chances with England
Finland is very based
Maybe when I retire I'll go back to live in Portugal somewhere
fax
Suomalainen is heavy W
I don't care, he has to stop being Finnish
The three in me profile
He's German, Russian and EE (?)
Estonia
estonian
You don't like Finland so your opinion kinda invalid smh
L + uk + ratio
Finnish lakes are amazing
I am speak for ril
What
How 2 not like this


