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warm charm
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No, thought that was rather obvious what I meant,

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Lay off the sauce buddy

ripe merlin
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You are dumb

warm charm
ripe merlin
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@bitter spruce

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warm charm
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It means physically fighting someone with your own 2 hands or body.. obviously I wouldn't go up against a bear in that kind of fashion

ripe merlin
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Than your answer is a no

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And not yes

warm charm
ripe merlin
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That's not how sarcasm works

warm charm
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I caught that

bitter spruce
ripe merlin
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Except the bald ones

bitter spruce
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yes hairless cats are vile

warm charm
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Lol

bitter spruce
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there are two creatures i hate in this world:
pitbulls and hairless cats

warm charm
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Well that works, I am sure they hate you

bitter spruce
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why would they like me i hate them

warm charm
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Why would ANYTHING like you?

ripe merlin
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Cuz he's cool

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Man's got fire cat pics

warm charm
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And I am the one easily amused

earnest escarp
ripe merlin
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Legit jumpscare

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Why is his brains outside

earnest escarp
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Brains need sunlight and fresh air too

bitter spruce
bitter spruce
earnest escarp
bitter spruce
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this one can live

ripe merlin
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Why is it so weird

pearl lintel
warm charm
# bitter spruce you still are

Ah yes, having a portable game system I like makes me easily amused, at least I am doing something other than looking at useless cat photos

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Now if I was getting paid to look at cat photos.. alright then

gray jetty
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Are you inferring you get payed to look at your hand held gaming device

full grail
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@gray jetty Hey Jack you free?

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oh you messaged recently so you should be
anyways

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I am probably soon to afford a pc
I am having it gifted, the money for it so, yeah another temp upgrade
idc if it's about what is better option, just tell me which one do you think is a better rig

gray jetty
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Pascal is almost 8 years old now 💀

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Making me feel old

full grail
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damn

full grail
gray jetty
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A 1080 ti is on par with a 6600 which costs 200 bux

full grail
gray jetty
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I mean that thing is already grossly out of date

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But I guess

full grail
gray jetty
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It’s insanely scuffed you kidding

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The 6700k is from 2013

full grail
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oh lol

gray jetty
full grail
full grail
gray jetty
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Worse

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6500

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Nugget tier cpu

full grail
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hmmm interesting

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anyways just tell me this
is it a terrible thing

gray jetty
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I mean it’s already basically obsolete

full grail
full grail
full grail
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is it actually very very bad?

gray jetty
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320w psu is probably some bomb tier chinesium

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And yah that’s a really bad build could do better with eBay but what ever I guess

full grail
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oh
so that's a better alternative from Amazon?
Ok thanks

full grail
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which is suprising that it got piled like this
and still got sold

gray jetty
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I’ve never heard of that si

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Maybe it will maybe it won’t no idea

full grail
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but between the two poisons
which one is the least vile?

gray jetty
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1070

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Go for that

full grail
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tho it has actually a believeable PSU

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being 500W

full grail
gray jetty
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Yah cus they ram is awful

full grail
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heard of CEX?

gray jetty
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Nope

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I know CES

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Consumer electronics show

full grail
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a CEX is a uk thing

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also CEX is a recycle shop thing

warm charm
full grail
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if that makes sense to you

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you what
fvck it I am asking chat gpt

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thanks tho

warm charm
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But hey, I find killing bandits, dragons and going on an adventure in some world someone created far more entertaining then looking at cat photos, I rather hang out with the cat then just look at them in a lifeless photo

full grail
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oy rue

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Right Jack seems like you were right
the AI agrees

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uhuh
the 1070 build is more believeable

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@gray jetty one more thing
shall I buy heatsink or no? with it

gray jetty
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It should have one not like you can overclock anyway

full grail
full grail
gray jetty
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You should considering how bad this pc is but

earnest escarp
full grail
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so
build one instead myself
I pressume is your answer :33333

full grail
gray jetty
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Always

earnest escarp
simple sageBOT
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Wight#8689 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

earnest escarp
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Also, jesus christ: https://youtu.be/yJzA7_h_Mpo?si=43mbHAar_U7mXLF4

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Mortal Kombat 1 - 17 Minutes of Switch Gameplay

Here’s 17 Minutes of Mortal Kombat 1 gameplay on Nintendo Switch!

Mortal Kombat 1 is a soft reboot of the MK series timeline, but many favorites, including Liu Kang, Scorpion, Sub Zero, and even Reptile all return for this new entry. MK1 also features the kameo system, a way to bring in classic characters as assists. We’ve seen Series X, PC, an...

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I feel bad for the poor guy that had to play and capture this

gray jetty
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Omg that the thumb nail alone

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That looks disgusting

warm charm
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Eh, I seen worse

earnest escarp
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It's so broken, look at Reptile's head

gray jetty
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I can’t even make out what this is

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💀

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Blurriest shit I’ve ever seen

earnest escarp
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The worst part is the framerate isn't consistent

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Good luck doing combos reliably

warm charm
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Also, this is still early as well, it will probably improved when the new Switch comes out..

earnest escarp
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I don't even want to imagine what the online experience is like

gray jetty
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Which had graphics based on a low end graphics chipset from 9 years ago

warm charm
gray jetty
warm charm
gray jetty
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On paper

ripe merlin
gray jetty
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When you overclock the switch Oled you can almost reach ps3 level graphics

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I love my switch

warm charm
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Which for a tablet, which it essentially is, and for when it came out, that is kinda of impressive

gray jetty
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But I’m not gonna lie to you it’s a piece of shit

warm charm
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I will get the ROG handheld that is out

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It isn't.. it is good for what it is

gray jetty
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Meh

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It was grossly out dated 2 years after it released

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The graphics chip is 9 years old

candid cloud
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Steam deck will be better than rog.

warm charm
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Considering no other console company aside from Vita, came close, I would disagree about that outdated part

warm charm
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Which btw, GOG is better in terms of getting older games working on PC

gray jetty
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I mean the Oled switch at least had a far greater battery life compared to steam deck

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Or rog

gray jetty
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And or there selling you a cd cracked version

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Which will run on modern windows

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Any game with an old style drm simply won’t ever work with out being cracked on windows 10 plus

full grail
# gray jetty Always

you think if I list the same parts as the 1070 build
it will be still cheaper?

gray jetty
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Because the drms are riddled with security flaws

gray jetty
warm charm
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They actually don't sell crack CDs, they been to some pretty interesting places to get the rights to get them and selling them on their site

gray jetty
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I believe that

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But again if I wanted a retro game I’d just download it

warm charm
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One time they had to fly out to an oil rig to get a game that has long been delisted and the dev team has collapsed as well as the company

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Since apparently in the fallout of the company falling apart the rights to the game went to some guy that owned a oil company

gray jetty
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Sounds about right

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But still I’m sticking to steam been using steam for over 10 years not stopping now

warm charm
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Thief 3.. made me turn away from steam when it comes to old games

gray jetty
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I’d just play it on a retro machine

warm charm
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I had to install 3rd party patches just to run the thing, the Gog version didn't have that issue

gray jetty
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Again that’s on them

warm charm
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Yeah which is why, I said.. with retro games, you go with GOG over steam

candid cloud
warm charm
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And so far ROG hasn't disappointed me, my Laptop from them has done more then I would've expected it capable of doing

gray jetty
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I’m a thinkpad man my self

warm charm
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Mainly playing VR games complete with Headset attached

gray jetty
warm charm
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Thinkpads are good for things aside from gaming, unless it's an older game

gray jetty
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Yup

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Gaming laptops are a scam I’m disillusioned from

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I bought one and to this day it’s the worst thing I’ve ever spent money

warm charm
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It depends, let me guess, you got an Alienware didn't you?

gray jetty
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No

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It’s a blade

warm charm
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Blade.. never heard of it

gray jetty
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Razer blade

warm charm
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Oh Razer.. that explains it

full grail
gray jetty
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It works fine until I damages it trying to make it better lol

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But it just sucked

warm charm
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Yeah someone I know got a mouse from them for 800 Dollars, thing died within a month, crap company

gray jetty
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My pc of the time ran circles around it

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How ?

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That’s just a lie

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Lmfao

warm charm
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I dunno, he doesn't know

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It just up and died one day

gray jetty
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My razer mouse the hyper flux has been going good for 5 years now

warm charm
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It was one of their wireless gaming mouses

candid cloud
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Mouse for 800$.

gray jetty
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No gaming mouse is 800 bux

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Unless it’s made of sold gold

warm charm
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This one was

gray jetty
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No it wasn’t

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That’s a lie

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Unless you can prove it to me

warm charm
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The 800 dollar price not the gold thing

gray jetty
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I’m never gonna believe that

warm charm
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So whether you believe me or not, is irrelevant

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Just like if you believe in some cosmic deity or not is irrelevant

gray jetty
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So either way he just got blatantly scammed

candid cloud
gray jetty
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The most expensive mouse razer has ever sold was 320 usd

warm charm
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That green one right there

candid cloud
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Literally mouses for 200 usds.

warm charm
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The Basilisk

gray jetty
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200 dollars

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Not 800 dollars

warm charm
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His receipt said 800 so I dunno what to tell you

candid cloud
gray jetty
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That he got scammed

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That is all

warm charm
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Still, Razer device that died in a month, yeah no

gray jetty
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My mouse after 4 years had its clicker get messed up but fixed it with a pair of tweezers

warm charm
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Meanwhile my cheap one that was 5 dollars is fine

gray jetty
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This mouse I bought only because at the time it was one of a kind

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It’s a wireless mouse you never have to charge

warm charm
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Well mine is now a rarity

gray jetty
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So is mine

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They discontinued it because no one cared

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Except me I guess

warm charm
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Same

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Good mouse too

gray jetty
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Razer hyper flux should have gotten a follow up

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But oh well

candid cloud
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A4Tech from 2003.

gray jetty
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Razer is waste bin company but every now and then they make a winner

warm charm
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Mine was one of those Bugha mice from 5 and below

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I went to get at least the mousepad since despite the mix reactions to the rest of his stuff, everyone loved that thing but 5 and below discontinued the line

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Since that mousepad had multiple uses, with how big it was, you could use it as a computer pad, or if you are into Magic the Gathering, a really cool playmat

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Have a little RGB in a card tourny

steel sapphire
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@brave hearth ik the game tbh

brave hearth
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ill invite you to the discord for it

void kelp
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hrllo guys

white blaze
earnest escarp
steel sapphire
void kelp
gray jetty
void kelp
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deathadder v2*

void kelp
gray jetty
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Never get sore fingers again

void kelp
gray jetty
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I have a very odd layout on my mouse

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So you seen the hyper shift option

void kelp
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Yeah

gray jetty
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I use that to switch over to zeroing hot keys

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But I wish I had more buttons

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Then I’d bind reload also to the mouse

void kelp
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which helps with timing for some weird reason

gray jetty
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Wack

void kelp
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and makes your clicks out all loud enough to be heard to verify you arent cheating

gray jetty
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If I had 2 more buttons I’d bind basically every fps key game function to my mouse except wasd and crouch

void kelp
# gray jetty Wack

Everyone does it and it helps and I really cant explain how but it just makes you ever so slightly better

gray jetty
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You ever seen those keypad mice

void kelp
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uhh no

gray jetty
void kelp
gray jetty
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Nah I use to have one it’s awesome

void kelp
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seems uncomfortable

gray jetty
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It’s not

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Unless your gripping your mouse like a sword anyway

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Lol

shy narwhal
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Hmmlml carpal tunnel syndrome

gray jetty
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I’m trying to prevent that

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Never been the same since I tried to do touch screen emulation with a mouse

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💀

void kelp
shy narwhal
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What if we change mouse to....

gray jetty
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Wii remote

void kelp
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no

full grail
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Goodnight guys
Bye

bitter hearth
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hmm? no i havent, whats it about

earnest escarp
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Really love the custom artwork feature on steam

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bitter hearth
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become the first

bitter spruce
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@gray jetty

tiny dew
tiny dew
earnest escarp
tiny dew
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Yes! YESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

earnest escarp
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posted this one a while ago but whatev

tiny dew
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YakuzaO, good one

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I like it

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It looks gut

bitter spruce
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very good

earnest escarp
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stuff like the Japanese cover art for Hotline Miami on the Vita

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tiny dew
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Bruh

earnest escarp
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Especially nice since some games, mostly older ones don't have art provided so it just pulls random screenshots from the store page

tiny dew
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One mission, one purpose

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One unit whole blood?
Line as fake as Cardi B's tits!

earnest escarp
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I luv Blood

tiny dew
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Remastered version?

earnest escarp
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Yes

neon vale
earnest escarp
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Lmao

neon vale
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i love this mans widows peak

earnest escarp
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I'M HERE NOW

tiny dew
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You two are up to something vile

earnest escarp
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No such thing

tiny dew
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Embrace the Brotherhood of NOD

earnest escarp
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These baseless accusations will be dropped, you'll see

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I'll be walking free in no time

tiny dew
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Not when you enter the NOD Courtroom, son

earnest escarp
tiny dew
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Correctus

granite reef
neon vale
pearl lintel
neon vale
whole fractal
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Good morning.

teal oracle
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Morning

ripe merlin
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@teal oracle kitties now

teal oracle
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That’s my kitty

earnest escarp
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fat

ripe merlin
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Is he the dick face breed

teal oracle
earnest escarp
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fatty cat

teal oracle
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He ain’t fat

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You shut your mouth

earnest escarp
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gonna pet it

teal oracle
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Not allowed

earnest escarp
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This is your cat 10 minutes from now

ripe merlin
teal oracle
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He loves that blanky

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And that chair

ripe merlin
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@coarse rapids is there a mod for soc with lost alpha maps (but isn't lost alpha mod from moddb (I can't run that one well))

candid cloud
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Question for those who played NFS: Heat.
What is Heat Studio?

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@runic dew , know anything about it?

carmine forge
teal oracle
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What’d my kitty do to you

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Gonna have to kill you now

earnest escarp
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Before you do

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meet my dummy

runic dew
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IDK, since I never used it.

candid cloud
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Oh, damn, thanks for answering.

candid cloud
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I can't download it anymore.

teal oracle
candid cloud
ripe merlin
teal oracle
coarse rapids
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you cant play LA1.3?

ripe merlin
coarse rapids
ripe merlin
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It's really confusing because I can run mordhau and battlefield 4 on 60 FPS on almost the lowest settings

runic dew
simple sageBOT
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theoriginalamnesia has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

runic dew
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smacks the server staff for garbage rules.

candid cloud
runic dew
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Crappy design, but companies be companies, so they make companion applications.

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Though I think the Heat Studio doesn't have anything you can't do in-game.

candid cloud
runic dew
candid cloud
runic dew
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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I generally am this kind. So....

teal oracle
bitter hearth
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i finna watch dis

gray jetty
candid cloud
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@bitter hearth .

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bitter hearth
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yooooo slime rancher!

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love that game

candid cloud
bitter spruce
gray jetty
spark depot
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Howdy lads

bitter spruce
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afrika

spark depot
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Africa Corps

granite reef
urban coral
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Ngl dawg, Gameboy Advance Master Race

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Oh, you mean Doge?

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Yeah, Doge

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He just being Doge

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B r u h

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So, about what you said

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Almost sounds like Bipolar Cat smile_degtyarev

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Oh nah

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That's because of the kilt, by the way

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Builds resilience

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Sorry, afk for a sec

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Sorry, my dog is autistic

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No

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I mean, think about it, does Sonic turning into a Werehog make him a furry?

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Dang, lycanthropy hella furry

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Lycanthropy

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A lycanthrope is someone who shifts into a werewolf by night smile_strelok

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Nah, it's not a fursuit

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Also, no fursona

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Ah, back when things were actually designed to work with the gameplay

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Lmao

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Sucks 💀

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What's the coolest merch/special edition thing you've seen of a game?

gray jetty
urban coral
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Zelda 3DS tho

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Back as a kid, this one store had the Collector's Edition of Killzone 2, which had the Helghast helm as a "box"

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Was ultra based Sure_I_am

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Ah, nevermind. Turns out it's Killzone 3

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Still incredibly based Sure_I_am

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Bless you

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Nope, never heard of them

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Sick

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Ah, back when they still made guide books for games

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I remember I had a guide book for Wario Land 3

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I lost it

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void kelp
urban coral
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Accurate, even if it isn't on Master

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No clue, tbh

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Nah

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Oh, I don't see the options list anymore

void kelp
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maybe install cs uncut

urban coral
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Sounds kinky

void kelp
ripe merlin
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@urban coral why does noah have 2 compasses

urban coral
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Space Bubble

ripe merlin
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Elaborate

urban coral
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Well, how does he go to that hill where he hunts Snorks?

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Midna's Theme asf

void kelp
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The way CS UNCUT stands in this picture is literally the most thug-gangster ass-shit like holy hell it's so badass

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urban coral
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I dunno dawg, looks oof as hell

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smile_degtyarev Here's an actual badass

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void kelp
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the most thug badass shit

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urban coral
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Still looks oof as hell, dawg

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B o o t l e

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Man, so I'm looking through the Mechromancer's Class Mod list of BL2, but man, does it feel like she was just hastily put together

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The class mods look boring and don't seem to synergize with what they want to achieve

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FN FAL wannabe, ngl

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They are, but the FN FAL is clearly superior Sure_I_am

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I forgor 💀

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Aye

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O

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Sick

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Useless, but sick

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Nintendo is lame

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Oof

granite reef
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But CS SEVA would be hot

urban coral
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Existed, but got removed

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Same for the Sunrise Bodysuit

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They're not flirting, your Moderator role blinds your vision of reality kuznetsov

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Nah, I wouldn't

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I would take the first action instead smile_degtyarev

void kelp
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CS Uncut

urban coral
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Literally wat

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Bruh

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True

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Skate games come to mind

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Wait, TT?

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O

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Fr?

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But it's still LEGO

carmine forge
urban coral
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LEGO City fr

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Ngl dawg, Ninjago freeroam zak

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Yeah, and also came on the DS

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Ever played LEGO DC Super Villains?

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That game fire

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It also has an American Psycho reference in it, which was so weird

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He can

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He did smile_degtyarev

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I wouldn't know, I always fear remakes

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They always downgrade something

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It changed textures, right?

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Modern Nintendo game design

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Have you seen Metroid Dread's first boss?

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They also changed the water temple's design to be more eastern, I believe?

urban coral
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Like, I just want to play the game, you don't have to play a cutscene every damned second

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I'm not even kidding

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It pissed me the hell off

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Kinda

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I hate Nintendo

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I always fear remakes zak

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They usually aren't just upgrades, they always change something and usually for the worse

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I mean, it is Majora's Mask

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Bruh nah

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The climbing speed

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The climbing speed was changed, right?

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Or were you referring to TP?

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Ah

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Ngl dawg, TP on top, BotW ain't no competition Sure_I_am

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They're not, they're just not great Zelda games

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Yeah

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Knowing Nintendo, they won't

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How many open world games have they made these few recent years?

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20 years? Rookie numbers

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Tiberian Sun fans have been waiting for 24 years feels_bad_stalk

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Man, music was just made to BE nostalgic

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Dang it, Nintendo

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Chibi Robo? Yeah, I know it

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Never seen it, tho

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Welp, that's better than what's currently happening with C&C

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C&C has been reduced to mobile trash feels_bad_stalk

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It's not even connected to the original games, just steals the name, some models and calls it a day

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These goats ain't goats, dawg

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Those are Ordon goats smile_degtyarev

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Neat

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Oof

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Dawg, rebuild on your own, are you handicapped or something?

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Yeah, but like, it's a quest to do what they could, but didn't because you got to learn the gameplay smile_degtyarev

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Ah

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Forgot how it was in this

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Ah, just find a Piece of Heart to eventually get an extra Heart?

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Oh, that sounds oof

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Piece of Heart Gang, ngl

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Yeah, but you can buy them and find them in the OG games

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Or you got to trade stuff to get it

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Sounds cringe

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I dunno, sounds oof

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Exploration better

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Exdeath strings fr dawg

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NO WAY

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WE'S GAMING

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I mean, kinda agreed, but I can appreciate that it basically builds up to something. It's not like "U're hero so save dudette". You basically just start as some duder from some village and that's neat

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It explains itself

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Rape face

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Yikes kuznetsov

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So, what I don't understand is why she acts so cocky while she doesn't when she's herself again

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Wait, is she flirting? kuznetsov

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Schizo

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Man, love that "bwoooooaaam" sounds

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It's a classic Sure_I_am

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Also used in Zant's theme

shy narwhal
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I completed Wind of Time, including all side tasks as far as i know, i used a SSP-99M (which i also upgraded), and endurance artifacts, as weapons i used the Groza

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I loved the mod @quick pier

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The story is perfectly made, aside from some crashes that i was able to fix

urban coral
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No clue, tbh

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Well, you do meet a previous Link later on

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But he isn't exactly a ghost

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Ba da da da du da duuuum Sure_I_am

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Damn, sewer system with spikes

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Fancy smile_degtyarev

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In their sewer smile_degtyarev

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Kinda, yeah

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Oh yeah, definitely

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Justified

shy narwhal
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@urban coral you've become schizo?

gray jetty
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hes talking to me

urban coral
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Wait, I am?

shy narwhal
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Ah

urban coral
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Huh kuznetsov

shy narwhal
urban coral
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I didn't know I was talking with Jack

shy narwhal
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I was like "what the fuck, did Crimson went to the Brain Scorcher"

urban coral
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I did

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And survived

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Got a nice souvenir, too Sure_I_am

shy narwhal
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But with brain damage

urban coral
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Nah

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Can't lose what you never had

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Man, TP based

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Although the overworld is kinda eh?

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Kinda same, but samen't

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Nope

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O

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Based Sure_I_am

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I personally think that TP's overworld is kinda eh

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Sick

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Nope, but that's another reason why TP is sick

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Is the remake of TP a straight upgrade or nah?

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Yowza

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Sick

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I know the new Mario & Luigi games aren't dog

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Thus downgrading them

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Oh nah, love me blurs fr

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sp00py m00sic fr dawg

bitter spruce
urban coral
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Oof

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She said "Twilight Princess time" and she started Twilight Princessing all over the place

candid cloud
urban coral
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ZANT

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I dunno, he based

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True

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Yeah

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So, they didn't die

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They just became... spirits?

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I need to become more involved in TP lore smile_degtyarev

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Yeah, but that timeline doesn't make sense

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Nintendo moment

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Bwooooaaaah Sure_I_am

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So why did everyone turn into spirits but is Zelda there?

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oh wait, how does he have it?

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Oh, that stuff

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Hella

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To always be reincarnated, in a way

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Even though Minish Cap exists

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Which is post-Skyward Sword

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Or anything post-Skyward Sword, tbh

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But before that?

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So, they magically just reincarnate

quick pier
urban coral
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Oh, true

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So, the Triforce basically adds nothing whatsoever to this

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Man, I wish I'd explode if I died

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The squirrels are plotting against me kuznetsov

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They're in the trees, man cat

warm charm
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Eh, Zelda lore is whack, NGL.. good games but whacked out lore

urban coral
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Game over dude

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GAME OVER

urban coral
warm charm
urban coral
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Yeah

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And then there's the child timeline and adult timeline

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I dunno, makes no sense

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Like, what does "inheriting the Triforce" even mean when y'all are cursed

warm charm
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From what I understand, the failed hero timeline coincides with the child timeline, forget which game it is, but there is an enemy you face in one of the games that IS Link from Ocarina of Time and Majora's mask

urban coral
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It does, yeah

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But I don't see how the timeline makes sense

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Mad singing skills, fr

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BotW obviously ruining everything, because Nintendo is wack

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How

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True

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But like, what's the story?

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Ooooh, girl wants a diamond ring?

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Too cheap for you?

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It does it's job well smile_degtyarev

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Nah

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Anyways, I need to know how anything makes sense

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Feels to me like the timeline was an afterthought

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Feel like I would've preferred it if they didn't

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Ahem

warm charm
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I think, BOTW was supposed to be the climax of the series but it was so popular that they decided to retcon that

urban coral
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C&C4, where they added lore AFTER they released the game zak

urban coral
warm charm
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I will say when it comes to stories, Nintendo isn't the greatest at it

urban coral
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Man, I love how his tail is literally so strong, it can break basically anything

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But no, I don't

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At least, I don't think I do

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Same

warm charm
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They make awesome systems, some even pretty advanced for their respective times, but really crappy storytelling with their IPs

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Only IP they have that has a pretty good Lore is Splatoon, ironically enough

gray jetty
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splatoon lore is metal as fuck

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not even gonna lie

urban coral
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Wouldn't know

warm charm
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Basically.. we nuked ourselves, ice caps melted as a result, sea life took over

urban coral
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But guess that's another franchise which was all hype and basically unheard of nowadays

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Bet it isn't as much as 40k lore

warm charm
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No, but it is still one of their better ones

warm charm
gray jetty
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like we had full scale bloddy wars the squids and the octolings

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and which millions died

urban coral
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I know, but you don't hear anything about it nowadays

gray jetty
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like the squids used weapons of mass destruction on them

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in order to secure victory

urban coral
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Bork

warm charm
gray jetty
#

nah

urban coral
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In which game?

gray jetty
#

there is in splatoon 3 lore

urban coral
#

O

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Dang, that's too bad

warm charm
gray jetty
#

nah

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it's added on

urban coral
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I kinda got the same thing with something from Castlevania

gray jetty
#

basically there is shown in a lore piece this eldge monster that was basically some kind of super weapons the squids used on the octarians

warm charm
# gray jetty it's added on

That's what I mean, nowhere in the previous games does it mention that, it is clear that humans were the reason for their own extinction, the squid people found our fossilized remains and tried to make sense of our life

gray jetty
#

no thats still cannon

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all of that still happened

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your forgetting the great octarian war

urban coral
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Like, in Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow, it's mentioned that soldiers stormed Dracula's Castle and fought against the monsters alongside Julius Belmont

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But we know literally nothing about it

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And there's no game about it, either

warm charm
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NGL it's been a hot minute since I played Splatoon, my current living situation required sacrifices just to survive

urban coral
#

In fact, Castlevania is dead

warm charm
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I was so happy when I got the 3rd game, then had to sell it just to eat and have a roof over my head a little longer

gray jetty
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ive been waiting for side order

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the gameplay loop gets boring after a while though i do love it over all

warm charm
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Oh yeah, especially when you troll some cheeky E-liter user

urban coral
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Sussy flirter, ngl

gray jetty
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I've played all 3 games pretty extensively

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even the one on the wii u

warm charm
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Lol Splatoon 1 was the best

gray jetty
#

nah

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its insanely cancer if you wanna compete in ranked

warm charm
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I love the giant nuke you could use

gray jetty
#

same

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but like

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basically you needed to farm for 100rds of hours to get a full attack up build

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so you could compete in ranked play

warm charm
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Yes I was that jerk, just tactical nuke your spawn

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Tbf, I only started doing that when it was done to me

urban coral
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A friend of mine was on rank 1 for a long time

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Ah, it's always new games and Nintendo doing new things

warm charm
#

I mostly play games that are not Nintendo exclusive on the Switch

urban coral
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Modern Gaming moment

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Oh, fair

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But that still doesn't mean that a game should have a Battle Pass

warm charm
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Doom 2016, the Ultimate Ninja Storm games, a few indie horrors, and some Souls style games

urban coral
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Like, release your game finished and update it afterwards

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Get lost with modern trash like that

warm charm
urban coral
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Instead of adding stuff that change the gameplay?

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I dunno dawg, sounds cringe

urban coral
warm charm
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Gone are the days where complete games were musts on first release

urban coral
#

So wait, we exist in an alternative realm in which the duders are still alive, yet he can see the shadow beings?

#

Well, that duder saw those bugs, right?

warm charm
#

Everyone is connected to the Internet, updating their like 20 devices, so companies are like. Why bother releasing it complete when we can update to completion and charge them for it?

urban coral
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He's a spirit

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But you just murk'd 'em and he didn't see you

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Scary

warm charm
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Like a bloodsucker at night and your gun jams

urban coral
#

But does that mean that we're in an alternative realm?

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Like, obviously we're in the Twilight Realm, but he's there too

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Without light, they're dead

warm charm
urban coral
#

Aye

gray jetty
urban coral
#

She ghosted

warm charm
#

Azura, Daedric Lord of Twilight

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It's an Elder scrolls deity

urban coral
#

FOR SIGMAR

Sigmar_Heldenhammer.png
warm charm
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All Daedric Lords can appear as any gender they want, but they do have preferences to their form in the mortal realm, Azura's is a lady

urban coral
#

It's nuanced Sure_I_am

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Also, Link getting dreads when he's a wolf smile_degtyarev

warm charm
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Molag Bal has no preference aside from which form is the best to get laid as, though I doubt any sane mortal would want that honor

urban coral
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Ever seen a wolf with dreads? zak

warm charm
#

Yeah

urban coral
#

Same

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Now here's a thing

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Dreadbeard smile_strelok

warm charm
#

And Hermeas Mora, the Daedric Lord of Fate and Knowledge, well he just appears as himself.. which is a mass of tentacles and eyes

urban coral
#

I dunno dawg, you should fight for Sigmar

Stormcast_Eternal_Battle_Tome_Cover.jpg
warm charm
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No, if this is Warhammer then I am a Necron

earnest escarp
urban coral
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There are no Necrons in AoS smile_degtyarev

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Whatever's best

warm charm
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Depends, if the Necrons managed to possess someone before you killed their forms

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Idk man, I just like the Necrons sets the most

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Spooky scary skeleton guys that have flying monoliths

urban coral
#

So, how does Midna exactly exist?

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In the world of light

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Damn, monke with scorpion tail

urban coral
warm charm
#

From what I understand about Midna, the whole Twilight thing is a result of a curse put on her to limit her power

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By helping her, you not only help yourself but you restore her to what she was before the curse happened

urban coral
#

AoS's version of them would probably be the Ossiarch Bonereapers

warm charm
#

I am just saying, I don't think you can actually kill off a Necron as long as they got their ability off in time

urban coral
#

Link got the drip fr

warm charm
#

I am going to be honest here, my knowledge of Warhammer is like 20 years ago and I was just a little kid that thought the skeleton guys were cool

urban coral
#

Agreed, favorite version of Link

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Wait, which guy?

warm charm
#

Necrons

urban coral
#

Oh, him

#

Fr, he the one who became a knight

urban coral
#

So, how come Midna exists in the World of Light

#

Stab OP tho

#

Wonder where he's getting the oil from smile_strelok

#

Damn, Jack's dying

gray jetty
#

Internet crashed

#

Should be back soon

warm charm
gray jetty
#

It’s back

urban coral
#

Aite, back

warm charm
#

Zelda gave her the ability to exist in the Light realm

urban coral
#

Monke

urban coral
#

Not yet

#

Based Monkerina

#

Yes

keen crag
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@gray jetty whats good

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nah

urban coral
keen crag
urban coral
#

Hella

keen crag
#

i'll probably be able to buy C&C in a few days Sure_I_am

urban coral
#

Domgo

#

So wait, y da Hero of Tyme a wolf

keen crag
#

cant wait to kill everyone on earth with Scrin Sure_I_am

urban coral
keen crag
#

imma leave for now

#

i'll check back later have fun boys

urban coral
#

Which one is that?

#

Oh right, based

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Based overworld leitmotif

#

They all mute

#

Fr

#

Funky as heck

#

But then BotW happened

#

He doesn't, but it is explained why he doesn't talk

#

Which is said by him

#

Neither

#

When isn't he a chad tho?

#

Bruh, cringe

#

Just like how they're doing it with Samus Aran now

#

Dat ass tho

#

Bruh nah

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Monke

#

That's not true, Ganondorf exists

#

Yes he is

#

Not human? Dude, no need to be racist kuznetsov

shy narwhal
#

@quick pier do you have any other mods to suggest?

urban coral
quick pier
#

let me think

urban coral
#

Since Anomalous doesn't say anything, I assume he agrees with me This_is_fine

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Ah dang, he just said something feels_bad_stalk

quick pier
#

I mean why not

urban coral
#

It's a classic

quick pier
#

Indeed

#

The other mods I would recommand he already played

urban coral
#

Oh no

#

The weird chicken guy duder

quick pier
#

what?

urban coral
#

Nah, I'm talking with Jack who's in VC

shy narwhal
bitter spruce
gray jetty
#

im a ghost

urban coral
ripe merlin
#

Peak mod advertising

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urban coral
#

Think it's standalone nowadays

bitter spruce
ripe merlin
#

@bitter spruce kitties pls

shy narwhal
urban coral
#

LA wasn't a thing back then, so I don't think so?

bitter spruce
urban coral
#

Huh

bitter spruce
urban coral
#

Looks like it's LA now

urban coral
bitter spruce
#

the good days

urban coral
#

Priboi project was closed in March 2009. All features we made for the upcoming 1.2, will be moved to Lost Alpha, so nothing is lost. We had to decide which mod to work on, since our team is small to be able to make 2 different total conversion in the same time. After Lost Alpha release, we will upload the Priboi Story 1.2 beta, as free source for those modders who would like to make new total conversions mods, or just finish the 90% ready conversion.

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So yeah, I guess it's LA now

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Jack should stop monkeying around zak

#

I wish I could be a Monke Gamer

#

Ayo wat kuznetsov

#

I know they got ass, but damn kuznetsov

#

Oh hell naw, I was looking that weird human chicken thing up and it turns out it has breasts on it kuznetsov

#

You can see the teats kuznetsov

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I am scared kuznetsov

#

And on their back kuznetsov

#

Please do

#

Jack the kinda duder who'd cook Toads above an open fire

#

No

#

But Toad is Toad

#

Yeah, I know

#

The one people really suck at

#

Because they don't know how Mario looks like

#

I dunno dawg, Super Mario movie Toad based as heck smile_degtyarev

#

How tho

#

How he based, tho

#

Okay

#

Makes no sense, but aite

#

Because we've SEEN him jump

#

Cringe Toad

carmine forge
urban coral
#

BASED

#

I WILL FIND YOU AND FORCE YOU TO PLAY ONE

#

That's what I thought about your mom, but look at me, I never said that

#

Depends tho

#

The new ones are pretty mid

#

Sonic Heroes, my beloved

warm charm
#

You should play Sonic 06@urban coral best game ever

urban coral
#

Get lost

#

Sonic Adventure DX Sure_I_am

warm charm
#

Ah c'mon it's not bugs! Sonic is just in the Zone

urban coral
#

First mutant discovered and he... gave it flowers?!?

Michael_Jackson.jpg
#

Yup

#

The rule of 3, obviously

#

It was a huge thing back in the day

#

Sonic Heroes, my beloved Sure_I_am

#

Released in 2003 zak

#

Sonic Heroes did

#

Nah, it was for PC, GameCube, Playstation and Xbox

#

Sonic Adventure would be Dreamcast

#

Bro nah, I've only had a PC for all my life

#

I've played Sonic Adventure and Heroes on them and they're based

#

Man, I miss dungeons like that

#

Yeah, I do, funnily enough

#

Aye

#

Honestly, that's one of the reasons why Zelda dungeons are based

#

Compasses and maps

#

And BotW kinda removed classic dungeons

#

Yeah

#

Which is oof

#

I mean, look at this

#

It looks like a dungeon

#

Got a theme, too

#

What does BotW have?

#

Nothing smile_strelok

#

And the other games don't?

earnest escarp
#

Baby brained shape puzzles

urban coral
earnest escarp
#

Some sick BOTW shrine gameplay:

84be6940f7b22a1d99d7a27f7ff60e4c.png
urban coral
#

Jack says that you're almost 100% right

earnest escarp
#

They do but BOTW feels egregious with them

urban coral
urban coral
#

Oh, by the way, don't be afraid, I'm schizo and not talking with Jack in VC

earnest escarp
#

I woke up and reading through the chat, I thought you were

#

then I realized

urban coral
#

That sounds sick

#

What do they say?

#

Dang it, gotta afk

#

Monke saving monke

#

Based Sure_I_am

#

Yes

#

@shy narwhal
Any luck with Priboi Story?

#

No

shy narwhal
urban coral
#

Alright, hope it works out

#

@gray jetty
What was the name again?

#

Gracias

wicked flame
granite reef
wicked flame
#

which is ironic for me to say cause I’m the actual nurse here xD

urban coral
granite reef
#

Real

wicked flame
#

Indeed

urban coral
#

Enjoy playing Metroid Prime: Hunters on an emulator zak

#

No clue

#

Honestly dawg, I want a DS emulator

#

What's the best one? I want to replay Pokemon Gen IV

#

The best Gen Sure_I_am

#

That sounds ultra based

#

Oh heck, yeah

#

Again?

#

Shall I take over for you?

#

Wait, I can't control the game dog

#

O

#

Sounds based as heck

#

And sp00py

#

Tongue eye

#

He's got a tongue eye!

#

Based dynamic music Sure_I_am

#

Always a hard thing to do, but it's so satisfying when it works smile_degtyarev

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Fr

#

Kenku fr

#

Ayo wat

#

Run that by me once more

#

Oh, true smile_degtyarev