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[neon vale]

hey i made that

i never thought that meme would see the light of day again

[tender mason]

can you make more?

more gamma hate

[urban coral]

Pl0x make more

[tender mason]

also dox grok while you're at it

[tender mason]

no half measures

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/guh-mike-mike-ehrmantraut-mike-breaking-bad-mike-better-call-saul-gif-25630010

[tepid matrix]

Or

[tender mason]

spn66 will be found with a gunshot on the back of the head tomorrow. ruled as suicide.

the cia will have nothing to do with it.

[tepid matrix]

Sepp tomorrow will be kidnapped and convicted by the Mossad for anti-Semitism

[earnest escarp]

And the ADL will close STOC forever.

[neon vale]

堅持三原則，繼續反抗非法共產黨萬歲共和國萬歲大元帥萬歲

[regal prairie]

Hey

[wheat rapids]

HEY!

[regal prairie]

HOW are you

I’m ab to install tank mods for gmod

[wheat rapids]

literally got 1984'd by wolf again.

[tepid matrix]

https://youtu.be/OBQE_TNI7zw?si=ey08r3GCcmAgirwm

[tender mason]

too real

[wheat rapids]

Sounds about right.

[bitter spruce]

@gray jetty stupid

idiot

[echo spruce]

hi stalkers

[gray jetty]

You heckin meanie

[jolly slate]

Hello stalkers

What's up?

[keen crag]

@gray jetty wanna hop on Battlebit tomorrow?

[granite reef]

Same as every says

[gray jetty]

HELL YAH

[keen crag]

lemme add you on steam rq

[gray jetty]

though i need to call my contractor a million times

AND BE LIKE

AYO GIVE ME MY JOB BACK

[keen crag]

he better do it frfr

[gray jetty]

if he doesn't im walking all the way to florida and rioting

[keen crag]

single man riot

wont happen

cuz i'll be there with ya 🗣️

i'll go to Florida with ya 🗣️

[gray jetty]

They can't take my god given purpose away from me

🙏

[keen crag]

we can play a bit today as well

if you want to

[gray jetty]

RIZZ

[waxen hare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/584995825525194752/1150506413832015883/received_6561210330629257.jpg

[granite reef]

EYO what?

[earnest escarp]

Ryman Godsling got gregnant.

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-frisbee-pool-jump-dog-miss-frisbee-gif-27175190

[full grail]

Literally me

[full grail]

Yo holy shit you know Megaman

[void kelp]

thoughts?

[gray jetty]

What’s that price in usd

[void kelp]

757 dollars

[gray jetty]

That’s a fucken steal

[void kelp]

so its a good deal?

[tender mason]

jebem ti sunce

[void kelp]

sta

sta si mislio da su

[tender mason]

sprski si?

[gray jetty]

Yes assuming that Ryzen 5 is a 5600

[void kelp]

je sam

[bitter hearth]

you can buy a gun with that price, and then use it to get more

[void kelp]

i cant

[bitter hearth]

i know i was joking

[tender mason]

ja sam madarski, ali znam malo srpski. lepo jezik

[void kelp]

ja sam pola srb i pola madjar

[tender mason]

aa zivis na vojvodina?

[void kelp]

kako si znao

[tender mason]

haha ja isto. mnogo madjar na vojvodina

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/hungary-hungarian-flag-hungarian-flag-proud-to-be-hungarian-gif-24692461

[tender mason]

i should start learning serbian again i am just now realizing i kinda know how to speak it lol

[bitter hearth]

i should too, i have some serbian friends i want to talk with in their language

[spark depot]

Why speaking polish here?

[tender mason]

latvian bastard

[void kelp]

i would be funny if we live same city lol

[gray jetty]

No where else to speak it

[tender mason]

naah im not from subotica bro

[gray jetty]

The polish channels gone

[spark depot]

Damnnit

[void kelp]

im closer to novi sad

it starts with a Z

[tender mason]

fk, i tried to guess it

zrenjanin?

[bitter hearth]

subnautica, i should also replay it, get some jumpscares from the liviathan reaper

[tender mason]

subotica basically same tier in scaryness

[gray jetty]

Long ago we had ‘em

[void kelp]

there is no serbian

[tender mason]

EW there was d*tch channel hell nah

good riddance

(no offense)

[gray jetty]

There is it’s Baltic

Or was

[tender mason]

im 98% sure he is memeing, but i have to send it just in case

[bitter spruce]

[tender mason]

appropriate reaction to d*tch "people"

no offense

[spark depot]

All slav languages are same as polish, so...

[bitter spruce]

many offense

i intend to offend

[bitter hearth]

[bitter spruce]

@dutch BE OFFENDED

[tender mason]

i need to put it to the end so i dont get held accountable for anything

[bitter spruce]

who cares

[tender mason]

it just works

i wrote: "i hope your family gets aced irl (in game)" in cs and lol and never got banned

[bitter spruce]

why would you get banned for that

[tender mason]

XDDDDDD does he know

[tender mason]

@keen crag

[bitter spruce]

bro you've never been on cs have you

[bitter hearth]

i got called a nword with a hard R in counter strike, i doubt you will get banned

[bitter spruce]

people say the craziest shit

[bitter hearth]

voice chat and in the chat both

the funniest shit is hearing an indian say it too

cracks me up all the time

[tender mason]

i developed the weapon in lol, and carried it to cs

[bitter spruce]

what

[tender mason]

idgaf if it isnt necessary

its full proof.

[bitter spruce]

what

[tender mason]

you just hate the hustle

[bitter hearth]

you created a weapon in lol?

whats lol

[tender mason]

its league bro

[keen crag]

translated to human language: "i hope your family gets killed"

[bitter spruce]

no shit

no one cares

[bitter hearth]

league of legends?

[tender mason]

you are mad annoying tho @bitter spruce ngl

[keen crag]

THEN WTF YOU MEAN "why would you get banned for that?"

[tender mason]

i got a 2week last time. uninstalled it too

[bitter spruce]

[tender mason]

yep

[bitter spruce]

man sepp you dont read your own messages

[neon vale]

ive seen people say way worse and get off scot-free

you wouldnt get banned for that

[bitter spruce]

because thats not even offensive 💀

[keen crag]

you dont see the issue

[bitter hearth]

jimms tamer means counter strike doesnt care at all, there has been worse done like racist slurs and such and people got off free

[tender mason]

im not the edgy retard being mad that other people write jk after something

[bitter spruce]

im so edgy.....

[tender mason]

i would send it, but i wanna stay chill in stoc

[neon vale]

huh

[bitter spruce]

mans mad

[tender mason]

pls stfu ok? touch women

[keen crag]

the issue here is that if you'd straight up say "i hope your family gets killed" then you'd most likely get banned

its literally the same thing as saying that

you just dont get banned for it

[bitter hearth]

im gonna get my self a tea and relax

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sorry-gif-23824324

[bitter spruce]

you literally wont

[tender mason]

but i would bet a good hundred its true, no?

[bitter spruce]

what

[tender mason]

you are probably a top tier nolife

[bitter spruce]

[neon vale]

ive been called worse and the person didnt get punished at all

[bitter spruce]

bro chill its just discord

[bitter spruce]

hello friend

[tender mason]

when did you play? bc i get banned back to back in s13

[bitter spruce]

whats s13

[tender mason]

i even got low-prio cue

[neon vale]

like 4 months ago

[tender mason]

idk, maybe likelyhood increases if you are repeat offender?

[neon vale]

it depends on if you are caught and/or reported

the game itself cares naught about what you do

[bitter hearth]

it also depends if they actually cared about the server or not

[tender mason]

i mean... its eune. most animal region

do they care about eune?

[bitter hearth]

i dont really know, either way i stoped playing counterstrike a month ago cause some russian won, took all the cases and laughed in "XAXA" language

[tender mason]

took all cases?

[bitter hearth]

what do they call em

[neon vale]

gambling

[bitter spruce]

emsision hop on cs2

[bitter hearth]

skin cases or something

[tender mason]

yeah yeah ik but, how did he take them i dont understand

oh you deadass gambled haha

[bitter hearth]

maybe i dunu

[bitter spruce]

emission how does one take cases from you

[neon vale]

emission you should go back to the goons

[bitter spruce]

are you prime status

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-running-away-scared-patrick-gif-20627041

[bitter spruce]

shithead2000

[neon vale]

the shit brown role

[bitter hearth]

no, he didnt take my cases, we played ranked or something, and cause he won the mfker got the cases

[bitter spruce]

thats not how that works

you get cases for leveling or ranking up

[bitter hearth]

fr?

[tender mason]

i thought i was missing something lol

[bitter hearth]

my friend told me the winner of the match, or the MVP gets the cases

[tender mason]

well if it makes you feel any better, there is a chance that russian guy is playing csgo irl

[bitter spruce]

also why, do you gamble with cases?

[bitter spruce]

no

[bitter hearth]

what else do i do with them

[bitter spruce]

sell them

[tender mason]

open/trade/sell

[bitter spruce]

why waste money on them

[neon vale]

you could sell them for like 30 cents

[tender mason]

gambling is unreliable

[neon vale]

i usually sell cases and just buy the skins straight from the marketplace because my luck is abysmal

[bitter spruce]

isn't gambling haram @bitter hearth

[tender mason]

opening them is also gambling i guess, so

[bitter hearth]

it is, yeah very haram

[bitter spruce]

as your brother in God, i recommend you rethink gambling

[bitter hearth]

i might save them next time, even tho i doubt the ones i got are worth anything

[tender mason]

you should adopt ceo grindset instead, and trade a crate up to a knife

[bitter hearth]

my head hurts like hell

[bitter hearth]

lmfao

[bitter spruce]

you wont be able to, you won't ever reach the value of a knife with crates

[bitter hearth]

how much are knifes

[bitter spruce]

idk, expensive

[neon vale]

like 100$ at least

[bitter spruce]

they're like minimum $100 from what i remember

[tender mason]

the basic concept is trade something for something slightly more expensive, and repeat.

[tender mason]

50, actually, afaik

[bitter spruce]

with... crates?

[tender mason]

i did it once in tf2.

one singular trade i mean

it took an entire day, but yeah, i traded a 0.5dollar to a 1.2 one?

[neon vale]

minimum 150$ i would say

[tender mason]

technically possible

[bitter hearth]

counter strike 2 is almost like counter strike GO

[full grail]

I beg for them
Then I buy games

[neon vale]

the cheapest one ive found so far is 131$

[full grail]

You are what you eat

[tender mason]

https://steamcommunity.com/market/listings/730/★ Navaja Knife | Safari Mesh (Field-Tested) cheapest in marketplace rn

86 euro

[full grail]

We don't eat for some magic chemicals
We are the sausage we ate at the BBQ

The cheese on your pizza

[bitter spruce]

yes

but its just better in every way

[neon vale]

you would need like 400 cases for that or smth

to match the price at least

[full grail]

I hate how they kept the same animations for guns
"Looks at CSS" oh wait

[tender mason]

isnt it a stretch to call it cs2 tho? its literally a modernization of csgo. not a new game

[neon vale]

it runs on source 2 iirc
so CS2 is fitting

[full grail]

You know you can say the same for CSS?

[neon vale]

true

[tender mason]

by "trading up to the knife", i mean trading a single crate, for more and more expensive items, until you trade for a knife

[full grail]

Please give me Karambit I want to buy dl2

[neon vale]

too complex for me to understand
gonna just sell them isntead

[tender mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taxYxFwXyFE

im 80% sure these are fake, but yeah

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/ipsusu-dog-milk-dog-milk-spill-milk-gif-27443837

[tender mason]

is global just an upgrade of source?

[bitter hearth]

poor doggy

[tender mason]

wasnt it made from scratch (cs:go)?

[neon vale]

hes gonna stink now

[bitter hearth]

fr

[bitter spruce]

its an entirely new game

[neon vale]

are there skunks in algeria

[bitter hearth]

counter strike source is made by the source engine, CSGO isnt an upgrade to CSS

[bitter spruce]

its like 1.6 to css, css to csgo

its a brand new experience

[neon vale]

nvm

[tender mason]

is it? no new weapons, items transfer over

[bitter hearth]

shunks?

[tender mason]

literally same menu too

[full grail]

Never seen a kunk

[bitter hearth]

yooo its raining!!!!!!!, i havent seen rain all year but twice!!!!

[bitter spruce]

mechanics are completely reworked and map changes

[neon vale]

skunks
they look like badgers
and they shoot you

[earnest escarp]

with guns

[full grail]

I felt that

[bitter spruce]

also of course, they dont want people to cry and they get millions off of skin trading

[tender mason]

yea those are cool, i just wish they didn't carry over skins and switched up the weapons

[bitter hearth]

oooh those shtanky animals

[bitter spruce]

why would they do that

[tender mason]

yeah, thats understandable. shame tho

[bitter spruce]

whats the shame?

it makes perfect sense

[tender mason]

it would make the game feel like a sequel.

[bitter spruce]

plus they have been tweaking stats

[tender mason]

also they could arguably make more games with a new economy?

[bitter spruce]

plus they might add new guns eventually

[bitter spruce]

no because they're replacing csgo

[neon vale]

sometimes im surprised by how certain animals usually only pertain to the USA considering how much i hear about them

like raccoons

[bitter hearth]

show me an item in tf2 that isnt 0.04 cents dawg

[bitter spruce]

they would lose everything

[tender mason]

i just wish valve would actually make a sequel for l4d, tf or hl

[bitter hearth]

we have raccoons too

[tender mason]

they literally created cult classics just to blue ball everyone

[neon vale]

are they as common

there was a dead raccoon on my road this morning
thing was so fat that it hit my car even though i tried to straddle it

[bitter hearth]

we actually have 2 types of raccoons, one we call the neighbor's shitlings, and the other is a normal raccoon you see in the trashcan outside

[bitter hearth]

nah here are rare

[bitter spruce]

you're finally coming to terms with valve

[bitter spruce]

valve literally doesn't care, i've come to realize this

[tender mason]

ive been waiting for years i already know. but i still cope

[neon vale]

american animals are cool

[tender mason]

nahh, vr is the future, so they say

yeah, future in decades lol

[neon vale]

we have turkeys

[bitter spruce]

wel yeah, but valve already did that

[bitter hearth]

vavle is a bitche

[neon vale]

centuries

[bitter spruce]

valve is not working on a vr title

[tender mason]

idk, i am not interested in vr that requires a controller idk about you guys

ik a lot of people are but im not

[bitter spruce]

you dont like how ypu have to use a controller?

how else would you play

[neon vale]

sometimes they invade suburban areas

[tender mason]

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2023/may/01/ai-makes-non-invasive-mind-reading-possible-by-turning-thoughts-into-text

[tender mason]

not a far stretch these days.

[bitter hearth]

i heard they like living in the kitchen under the fridge

[bitter spruce]

yeah no way im allowing that lmao

[tender mason]

yeah that is grade s danger

makes thought crime a possibility, im just saying

[bitter spruce]

i'm happy with controllers lmao

[neon vale]

turkey vultures are cool too but they are terrifying

[tender mason]

that if i want to play with a controller, im gonna go play with my pc (yes, keyboard mouse ik, by controller i mean physical device for controls)

[bitter hearth]

for me, controllers are good for like racing games or foorball games, but the keyboard and mouse is better at the other games

[bitter spruce]

well yeah how else would you play. of course they will have controllers.

its how you can actually interact in the vr game

[bitter spruce]

otherwise you're just standing there and watching things like those google cardboard experiences

[tender mason]

well i am not interested in that form of gaming. thats just my preference

[neon vale]

nintendo labo

[tender mason]

okay my main problem is usually the movement

i did see some creative projects tho

[bitter spruce]

vr rocks

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/future-nintendo-labo-lame-gif-11013605

[tender mason]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/4DdFmv4qqS0

[bitter spruce]

the future is now

[tender mason]

I would love this probably

[neon vale]

and it's made of cardboard

[bitter hearth]

tampical get shemagh

[bitter spruce]

why

[bitter hearth]

and gandora right now

join the clan

[bitter spruce]

what clan

[neon vale]

join the yakuza dispute

[bitter spruce]

no no not another clan

[bitter hearth]

we talked about it

[bitter spruce]

who

[bitter hearth]

i join it and invite you

[bitter spruce]

i haven't spoken to you in like a month

[bitter hearth]

so we can do funny back flips and fitness

[bitter spruce]

fitness

[bitter hearth]

fitness

[bitter spruce]

so you're coming back?

[bitter hearth]

im busy working lately

lot of information to archive

[bitter hearth]

i was gonna ask ozelov for invite but forgot

[bitter hearth]

brb

[bitter spruce]

just dont leave for random reasons again

[bitter hearth]

but im allready on a streak

[bitter hearth]

@neon vale do you know fighting spirit?

[neon vale]

no

[bitter hearth]

its better than baki

it doesnt have someone kiss someone and throw him miles away

[full grail]

Nah they're the least evil AAA corporation

Their only sloth is being lazy

[bitter hearth]

and they cant count to 3

[full grail]

Ironically they are the ones that invented the sins in gaming
Such as payable cosmetics
Yet they don't feed off it

[bitter hearth]

tf 3, portal 3, half life 3, titan fall 3

[neon vale]

i always thought bethesda was one of the first to invent that

[full grail]

Gaben is just scared

[full grail]

Wdym
Titanfall3 exists

[neon vale]

horse armor dlc!!!!! ! ! ! ! 🥳

[full grail]

Horse shit dlc!

[neon vale]

yeah its called apex legends

[bitter hearth]

nah i know, he is scared his games wont be of expectations of the players

[neon vale]

they wont be

i completely get why hes blue balled the community for so long

[bitter hearth]

cause the players expect a legandary ass game that will win game of the year twice

[neon vale]

they are not gonna like a new game no matter what

expectations are beyond what he could ever put out

[full grail]

You know what
Frick it
I hope HL3 will end badly

[bitter hearth]

yeah

[full grail]

As in the ending
Let combine come back on earth

[neon vale]

i hope they make hl3 in 2050

[full grail]

And end it
Reasonance cascade was doomed from the start anyway

[bitter hearth]

altho, i would love to play half life 3, even if it was made in a day, even if it was made in the oblivion lost engine

i would still like to see how it ends

the story

[full grail]

Let's see Pregnant Alyx on the true ending, saying her final goodbyes to fatally wounded Gordon, as she and her baby are the last humans on earth
And the whole earth is just dark orange
Because this time it's dark and gritty like hl2 beta

Let The Borealis flop

Sorry guys : )

[bitter hearth]

i will bomb valve if thats the ending

and i aint bluffin

[full grail]

Nah I don't think that will happen

[bitter hearth]

i know how to get the needed "ingredients"

[full grail]

I think the Borealis will even destroy the combine earth

Look at the hl2 beta

It wasn't cancelled because of Axel

It wasn't cancelled because of resources

It was just too dark

[bitter hearth]

i think half life 3 would have 2 endings, one where gordon destroys the borialis, or one where he saves it like alyx and kliner said to use it against combine

[full grail]

I think this ending would fit the hl3 if the franchise went the hl2 beta way

[bitter hearth]

it would maybe yeah

[full grail]

Like shit

Hl2 beta seems like it take even 30 years after reasonance cascade

[neon vale]

sent this in a discord and it went nuts

[full grail]

Nuts?
That's ballsack

[full grail]

Actually no Alyx would be dead

They planned to kill her off actually

[bitter spruce]

did you play hla

[full grail]

No
I want to tho
Without vr

[bitter spruce]

why

[chrome blaze]

well yeah... and they did... for 5 seconds lol

[full grail]

Buy me it
If you can

[bitter spruce]

that defeats the whole purpose of it

[full grail]

I can't

But I can't afford VR

[bitter spruce]

no one will buy you anything

get a job

[bitter hearth]

buy me guns please, i swear i wont do anything wrong with them

[full grail]

I know it was a tomfooling

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-running-away-scared-patrick-gif-20627041

[bitter spruce]

always, my boy. here take $400

[bitter hearth]

allright, here i come israel i mean umm

[tender mason]

Tf3 my beloved

One day

Anyways, happy gamer day

[bitter spruce]

tf3 wont ever come

[tender mason]

Of course it wont

[bitter spruce]

hl3 probably wont ever come

portal 3 wouldn't make sense

[tender mason]

Most likely would be l4d3

[bitter hearth]

opposing force 2 and blueshift 2 are needed

[bitter spruce]

l4d3 wouldn't make sebse

[bitter spruce]

i mean not really

[tender mason]

How would l4d3 not make sense lol

[bitter hearth]

there is back for blood allready

[tender mason]

Bro

[full grail]

Ever played
Prospekt LOL?!

[bitter spruce]

true.......

[bitter spruce]

that sucks

[full grail]

Ha

Feliz navidad

Feliz navidad

[bitter hearth]

el bigre mami hinti

[full grail]

"el bigre mami hinti"

[bitter hearth]

indeed

[full grail]

"gosh to y i"

Agege Sbrasov

New name for Pintian security or Arstozka

[bitter hearth]

akrubatikas carumba

[full grail]

Sjjdujfndeh fu I like to fvck mu family

[full grail]

Hehey I actually wrote it with closed eyes

I want ti killgasim and then thr wholenzone

[tender mason]

Is that vasim or the n word

[bitter hearth]

its easy typing with closed eyes if you look at your screen and type anyway

[full grail]

Vasim

[neon vale]

what

[bitter hearth]

huh

[full grail]

...

[neon vale]

huh

did i miss something while making that meme

[full grail]

No it's me

He's on about me

[tender mason]

Bro you saw it too you corrected it

[full grail]

But the original thought was Vasim

I was writing with eyes closed

[tender mason]

Its a happy accident

[full grail]

What's going on...

[tender mason]

Ye ik bro its not that deep

[bitter hearth]

im gonna go have dinner and sleep

Gn

[full grail]

It's called tea

Ąi gound mu jope in het eurs

I found mu hope in her

I knownIntslk too muvhnI know I ak a luttke loud

Alright that's it
Bye

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/443975003566899201/1132168689039458325/kzsx5a8cdyx61.gif

[bronze oxide]

bro...

[candid cloud]

He can't.

[austere gull]

.

[echo spruce]

renegades > school

[pearl lintel]

[bitter spruce]

says who

[candid cloud]

So what's the point sitting in a server, which hates everything and have stupid people like you?

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-political-pripyat-jupiter-underground-gif-24761909

[hardy ocean]

Is anyone alive?

[small ice]

no

we dead

[hardy ocean]

That’s good news

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1114553198741573725/1133289697158909962/-------.gif

[pearl lintel]

[severe grove]

I have finally learned how to play "He was a good stalker" on guitar.

Idk how this'll help me. But I know how to do it.

[teal oracle]

Barotrauma reference

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[regal prairie]

I said laptops prone to overheating as a disadvantage for buying one

https://tenor.com/view/excuse-me-gif-19259515

[chrome blaze]

portable fire hazard 😏

[candid cloud]

Portable heater.

[small ice]

when i start up mine its like starting up a tractor from the 70s

[regal prairie]

Mine lags a lot

All in all pcs are better

Desktops

[small ice]

true

i leave it on the desktop

not turning anything on

yet it becomes loud and hot

[urban coral]

I dunno, there's no one called Anyone in this server

[candid cloud]

Is innodwetrust alive?

[urban coral]

Yes

[regal prairie]

Can anyone recommend me any games similar to stalker? Discluding fallout

Atomic heart is good

But I wouldn’t call it similar I guess

[shy narwhal]

There aren't similar games like STALKER

Only mods

[regal prairie]

Damn..thanks anyway !

Nobody here likes atomic heart T_T?

I like to shoot robots

[pallid lily]

I have a laptop running Windows 11 with:
AMD Ryzen 5 5500U with Radeon Graphics 2.1GHz.
8G of RAM.
SSD.

But that crap still lags playing SoC.

[regal prairie]

I was gonna assume it’s because it’s made by a Russian

But I never got that too far in the game

So idk if it’s just pure pro Russian stuff

[void kelp]

First day after the Summer break, and we are already down to 13 students.
A third of the class just vanished lmao

[spark depot]

Damn

[void kelp]

Luckily, the ones that left were the mean ones

[spark depot]

They died or sth?

[spark depot]

Good for you, when I was in last highschool class, I was left only with idiots/rasists

[void kelp]

Sucked into the void

[severe grove]

Metro

[void kelp]

I once had a Nazi in my class.
After He found out im autistic, He said I am a "waste of resources" and should be euthanised.. so yeah, I have seen some idiots lmao

[spark depot]

G'damnit, F

[severe grove]

Metro is pretty similar. Mutants, "anomalies" and bandits.

[spark depot]

Idiots from my class were just stupid and rasist to arabs (somehow they were still going to kebab bars for whole class). And sadlly one of them will study in the same city as I, so...

[granite reef]

Wasn't illegal to be a Nazi in Germany?

[void kelp]

I dont understand racists.
Like, where does the hate come from?

[void kelp]

Yes, it is illegal to be one im germany.

[granite reef]

Xenophobia is a thought born even when humans were apes

[void kelp]

(Actually, it is illegal to EXPRESS that youre a Nazi. So he still broke the law lmao)

[void kelp]

Hm, strange. I never had that feeling

[granite reef]

In my school it's full of fascists

[void kelp]

Solution: big rocks

[severe grove]

Jesus Christ..

[granite reef]

I'm used to hearing them, they always make me laugh

[void kelp]

Me

Me when

When the

Ok I give up

[granite reef]

Me when Kira says me when

[hardy ocean]

Metro exodus

[young egret]

rocks are cool

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/nf6ON6pbDDA?feature=shared

top gear in da zone

[granite reef]

Sily

Too cute

[void kelp]

Yis

[granite reef]

You can't resist to the cuteness @void kelp

[void kelp]

AWW2

[young egret]

Encountered a rare box anomaly in my country

[granite reef]

Interesting...

[azure haven]

Cato

[azure haven]

[azure haven]

Xertunposting for sure

[spark depot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759898629799936091/1150763041487601684/20230910_211013.mp4

Found that one yesterday

[young egret]

banger? https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=VsUYjlZVpeQ&si=y8Qb2AQYq8rdWFaz

[granite reef]

Cats

Need more cats

[void kelp]

its trash

[severe grove]

Ur trash lmao.

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

ok tough guy, mass copium rn, just accept metro is mid game

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1150759089274617898/cat-repost.mp4

[teal oracle]

I disagree

Atmosphere is great

[void kelp]

ive played it

was trash

[severe grove]

Ok tough guy 🤓☝️

[void kelp]

tuff guy behind that screen huh

[severe grove]

And come up with a better reply then "mass copium". People that argue like you are embarrassing.

[void kelp]

copemax

[severe grove]

I'm not stupid so I won't fall in for your daily dose of attention.

[void kelp]

Idk sounds like you are coping rn

[pallid lily]

Into the Radius VR

[severe grove]

Cherynoblite is a GREAT option.

[regal prairie]

thank you everyone

[tepid matrix]

Metro exodus?

[regal prairie]

I have that in my library

But haven’t played much

[tepid matrix]

2033 , lats light ?

[tepid matrix]

As far as I k ow there are no game similar to stalker, few games using same entourage ( metro, tarkov,survarium) but it still not same

[regal prairie]

I need to play metro

[regal prairie]

yeah

pretty much, but metro looks cool

[tepid matrix]

Survarium is dead , trakov support russian army, then for me metro would be ok but its your choice

[young egret]

i had a lot of fun with exodus, didn't play the previous two

[tepid matrix]

Played all of them , is really good and have nice story

[tepid matrix]

https://youtu.be/8VelT2E3FnU?si=Bsn8hwnX4c1_rjWn

[earnest escarp]

Probably Tunguska: The Visitation if that hasn't been recommended already.

[bitter spruce]

its true

"WAAAH ITS A RUSSIAN GAME!!!" dont care it's fun

and the music rocks

[earnest escarp]

I still need to try that too

[bitter spruce]

goes hard

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/bunda-feia-cute-cuzaop-macacko-macaco-gif-24529902

[bitter spruce]

the game is just weird and i like it

[earnest escarp]

Can you freeze enemies and then throw them with TK?

[bitter spruce]

weird and wacky alt history

[bitter spruce]

yeah if i remember correctly

[earnest escarp]

Sick

[keen crag]

@gray jetty so you up for some Battlebit later today?

[granite reef]

I'm back from Germany

[void kelp]

:3

Welcome bak

[bronze oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/lluvia-rain-snoopy-cute-sad-gif-24236967

[whole fractal]

Good morning.

[bitter spruce]

returned from the void

[granite reef]

Yup

Literally

But I liked Bavaria ngl

[spark depot]

Howdy lads

[bitter spruce]

afrika

[pallid lily]

2033 is really good. It's the only one I played a very long time ago but I heard ppl say it's the best one.

[bitter spruce]

i would agree

last light also rocks, and exodus is very fun

[pallid lily]

Everybody always says that Stalker is EXACTLY like Fallout + Dark Souls.

[bitter spruce]

no one says that

i have never heard a single soul say that

[tepid matrix]

https://youtu.be/mgTmXiC4Ptw?si=BW2ama_Rs61Hzfuw

[bitter spruce]

🧤

[pallid lily]

U must not be a true fan.
It's common knowledge that Stalker could only be better if Bethesda made it.

[bitter spruce]

❓

consider holding your breath until you pass out

[tepid matrix]

Im think Bethesda just kill all lore of game

[gray jetty]

Sure I’m about to make rice

[bitter spruce]

im think you no english

[bitter spruce]

jack hispanic arc

[gray jetty]

Asian arc

[keen crag]

have fun

[median shard]

I advise you The Saboteur, it's cheap on GOG. It's not worth Stalker 2, but open world + strong settings (Paris under nazi occupation) + very good game overall.

[keen crag]

how is that similar to Stalker 💀

[tepid matrix]

I will be honest, I believe that their knowledge of the Eastern traditions of jokes and tricks is somewhere on the same level as the knowledge of the Eastern developers about the West, or to be more precise, then none

[keen crag]

also EA games 💀

[median shard]

It's not, but open world + immersive universe, it can give a good time for a Stalker fan. There is no successful Stalker-like.

[bitter spruce]

i'll be honest, i didn't understand

[bitter hearth]

i'll be honest, i need to play yakuza games and complete them

[bitter spruce]

true

[tepid matrix]

the most similar game for stalker was been survarium

but it was been PVP and didnt have open world

[median shard]

Very probably (never played it), but it's too late now, he's asking for a game

[bitter spruce]

that game was ass and died quickly

[tepid matrix]

but it was been the most similar

[bitter spruce]

yeah but it wasn't good

any normal person is looking to play good games

[tepid matrix]

basically it was something like CS or COD in the stalker world

[bitter spruce]

yeah and it was built like a mobile gsme

[tepid matrix]

of all the games that I remember something remotely similar, it is survarium metro and tarkov

[bitter spruce]

you had to pay for everything

[bitter spruce]

metro and tarkov are no where near similar

[tepid matrix]

chernobylite has a similar appearance, but in my opinion it does not stick here, although everyone chooses it for himself

[bitter spruce]

why do people say tarkov and metro are similar to stalker, they're not even close to the same

[wheat rapids]

How the hell is The Saboteur anything like Stalker.

[bitter spruce]

chernobylite makes sense because its a similar setting

[tepid matrix]

ok dude, what do you think is close then?

[bitter spruce]

nothing

just play stalker

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[bitter hearth]

maybe i can see how metro relates to stalker, radiation, mutants, tarkov tho?

fallout also relates the same to stalker, radiation, mutants, thats about it pretty much

[tepid matrix]

it's just that I don't know so many games that were released about Chornobyl or post-soviet anaturage

[bitter spruce]

fps with monsters and radiation: immediately stalker

[bitter spruce]

exactly

[median shard]

I've answered 2 times already ✌️ The Saboteur is not a Stalker-like, but its game mechanics when you have the game in hands, may please a Stalker fan.

And the game was good.

[teal oracle]

Poor kitty

[tepid matrix]

This is a problem of Eastern European developers. they don't have as big finances as corporations from the West who can afford to make games like on an assembly line

[tepid matrix]

i still curse some of them for what they did to companies by literally destroying good games and doing P2W or money mining

[bitter spruce]

huh?

the argument is that not very many games are similar to stalker

[tepid matrix]

companies like EA 😦

[bitter spruce]

what does EA have to do with anything 💀

EA existing doesn't affect any other games

[tepid matrix]

oh you write to another my post srry my bad

[bitter spruce]

huh

im literally responding to you

[gray jetty]

Bro there’s a mod in mod vc

What you think he’s doing

[bitter spruce]

make fun if this guy

who is it

[tepid matrix]

I was a little tired after working with the documentation, so I didn't see it and wrote it

[bitter spruce]

???

[tepid matrix]

nothing 🙂

[bitter spruce]

my man you were rambling about "muh west.... the west must fall..." or something because i said not very many games are like stalker

what the hell are you on

[pallid lily]

Stalker-like > Souls-like

[tepid matrix]

I didn't write something like that

[bitter spruce]

sure.

[tepid matrix]

Ok where I'm write the west must fall?

[earnest escarp]

Just now

[bitter spruce]

"i still curse some of them for what they did"

[bitter spruce]

true... the west must fall....

[tepid matrix]

I'm writing about ea

[bitter spruce]

what did ea do

[tepid matrix]

Noting good? Oo

[bitter spruce]

what

[median shard]

I've never played any Souls-like, sorry. The Saboteur was closer to a classic GTA open world I think.

[gray jetty]

They brought forth the loot box

[bitter spruce]

so TRUE!

ignores tf2, csgo, every mobile game ever, overwatch, etc

[pallid lily]

I wanted EA to steal my heart but instead they tried to steal my money through loot boxes.

[bitter spruce]

muh EA!!!!!!

[gray jetty]

Ea made the first p2w loot box

[pallid lily]

Survarium isn't available on Steam :/

[bitter spruce]

game died because no one played it

[tepid matrix]

when i was little i used to buy their games all the time but the games they make now are a mere shadow of what they used to make

[median shard]

Forget Survivarium, the servers have closed.

[bitter spruce]

ea doesn't make games they just publish

plus ea hasn't even published anything in a while anyway

[gray jetty]

I mean you could say dice is a husk

[bitter spruce]

its just sports games

[gray jetty]

That I can agree with

[bitter spruce]

true

[gray jetty]

They won’t even update anti cheat on there good games

So bf1 and bfv official servers just unusable

[earnest escarp]

Target secure

[gray jetty]

Me as a cat

[tepid matrix]

https://tenor.com/view/aarons-animals-prince-michael-aww-yeah-yes-cat-gif-16042388

[bitter spruce]

i hate you

[gray jetty]

Meanie

[gray jetty]

I leveled up

[tepid matrix]

Guys loo at these

Its literally burn

[candid cloud]

@karmic bluff , realno chy feik?

[gray jetty]

It’s one of them Italian fire bombs

[pallid lily]

Into the Radius VR looks good.
You can play "He Was A Good Stalker" on guitar.

[tepid matrix]

Not sure

[karmic bluff]

seems legit

[tepid matrix]

Lukashenko? Oo

[tepid matrix]

Ben laden make a strike and after that usa army make a strike in iraq and after make headshot

[teal oracle]

need more

[gray jetty]

yes

also yes

[pearl lintel]

[spark depot]

What this time?

[bitter spruce]

afrika is typing

[cunning quartz]

F-117 Nighthawk

[spark depot]

https://tenor.com/view/vietnam-flashback-traumatized-cat-gif-7852054576948114551

Ttttthey fooound me

Hhhowww?

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/rising-storm2-ho-chi-minh-north-vietnam-south-pack-rip-bozo-gif-23551472

[spark depot]

No

He wrote the same offensive nickname they called me in elementary school

Twice

That cannot be a coincidence

[bitter spruce]

your name was Afrika in school?

[spark depot]

https://tenor.com/view/conspiracy-theory-explaining-gif-13403485

[bitter spruce]

crazy

[spark depot]

Again

[spark depot]

Nicname

From bullies

[bitter spruce]

why is your name similar to Afrika

is your name actually Aftiks

[spark depot]

It's based on my surname

And it has no connection to africa at all

Iirc, it's german origin or germanised also

[warm charm]

Wow, someone here holding on a grudge from all the way back in Elementary

[bitter spruce]

hey man elementary school was like last year for him

[gray jetty]

lmfao

[warm charm]

Guess that explains that, man Stalkers are getting younger it seems

[bitter spruce]

[bitter spruce]

muh milsim ANOMALY!!!!!

[pallid lily]

I'm holding a grudge all the way back from conception.

[tiny dew]

I was attacked by a person with hijab...
I've got hit with old loaf of bread...
And when I woke up later that day...
The Pseudowoman was standing in front of me
And I passed out again...
HERMAN, I AM STUCK IN A LOOP!

[bitter hearth]

I was attacked by a person with hijab...
I've got hit with old loaf of bread...
And when I woke up later that day...
The Pseudowoman was standing in front of me
And I passed out again...
HERMAN, I AM STUCK IN A LOOP!

[tiny dew]

Stalkers, beware the new Stalker 2 mutant...

The Pseudowoman

@warped depot

It all fits @bitter hearth

[spark depot]

Dear God

[warped depot]

terrifying

[tiny dew]

Thank me now, you won't be able to sleep tonight

Pseudowoman in your dreams, pseudowoman in your thoughts, pseudowoman in the afterlife

[spark depot]

No sleep - more time to playing rimowrld, thanks

[tiny dew]

You're welcome

[candid cloud]

@gray jetty, are you playing CoD or Battle Bit?

[gray jetty]

I’m playing Battlebit but that’s not my pfp

[candid cloud]

CoD will never show your pfp.

[pallid lily]

I heard Ravenfield was good.
Out Of Action is in development.

[gray jetty]

oh

[gray jetty]

don't know what ravenfield is

[pallid lily]

U should look it up along with Out Of Action.

[crimson moat]

Ravenfield slowed down a lot saddly

Wasnt there an update lately tho

[pallid lily]

Unrecord, Lost Fragment, Insurgency: Sandstorm, Squad.

[gray jetty]

not a huge tactical shooter fan

i know everyone likes em

but i just can't have fun while playing

[keen crag]

without friends its not great

and since i dont have friends who enjoy tactical pve shooters its fcked for me

even tho i love tacshooters

[gray jetty]

i rarely have friends soooooooooooooooo

[urban coral]

Same, I only got friends whenever I got them

When I don't, I don't

[gray jetty]

getting the boys together for gaming is like pulling teeth most of the time these days

[candid cloud]

Ravenfield is just a game with a big sandbox functions.

Or let's say what Workshop gives.

[void kelp]

Hey everyone

[candid cloud]

'sup.

[granite reef]

Jerma in Ravenfield?????????

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma-explode-jerma-dies-germy-jerta-gif-26160231

[candid cloud]

Hella.

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ravenfield-brutal-brutality-gif-16594359

[earnest escarp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/277204772363436044/a_0baaf755bfc0d9f3ff2777e1b8d264a3.gif?size=4096https://cdn.discordapp.com/avatars/277204772363436044/a_0baaf755bfc0d9f3ff2777e1b8d264a3.gif?size=4096

[spark depot]

Cato?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759898629799936091/1150763041487601684/20230910_211013.mp4

[gray jetty]

@urban coral i really should start a twilight princess stream ive almost finished the game a million times lol

[pallid lily]

I thought u were gonna play Wind Waker bc everybody agreed that's the best Zelda game ever made.

[void kelp]

Gato :3

I love cats

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth , wanna watch the ravenfield gaming?

[gray jetty]

wow when did i say that

[urban coral]

Hella

[tiny dew]

Kane lives and you listen to his speech

You do not interrupt the Great Lord

It b like that, he talks, you listen

@urban coral Cut off crowd's mic

Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaane

[tiny dew]

Kane gives

Only to those who b brave

Kane relieves
Only those who have proven loyal

Kane dives
deep into enemy territory to shatter the oppressors

Kane shows
the right path

@urban coral Say his name

SAY IT LOUD

SAY IT SLOW

...and in the name of Kane, we bow to our master!

Comrade, you don't give a Krane anymore?!

[tiny dew]

Vaduz, help me

[granite reef]

Yo?

[tiny dew]

Í'm speaking about Kane uncontrollably

Its not me, its someone else

[granite reef]

Which Kane?

@tiny dew

[tiny dew]

of the Nod Brotherhood

[sharp nest]

kane lives in death

[tiny dew]

Kane the viciious

[sharp nest]

in the name of kane!

[granite reef]

I don't know what that is

[tiny dew]

In the name of Kane

[sharp nest]

....

[tiny dew]

.....

[sharp nest]

dis guy doesnt know about c&c

[granite reef]

Yup

That's true

[tiny dew]

@urban coral Alarm, alarm

[sharp nest]

https://tenor.com/view/das-boot-alarm-gif-18747002

[tiny dew]

Sound the gongs, spy in our ranks

[sharp nest]

krezzin what do you think of the recent legions or whatever its called release of beta

in some countries

[tiny dew]

EVA System breached, enter restart code: XXXX

[tiny dew]

My reaction to that information: Electronic mArts sold Kane's old assets to the Chinese in return for a soyboy software

Worst trade deal ever to be witnessed in public

Electronic mArts shall be renamed to Banned mArt and sent to slavery

Real

@keen crag Wht are you conspiring down in Channel 8

Switch to channel 19, Bubba

[languid hinge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/697897737886236733/1150595715475710002/ladc_drive.mp4

[wheat rapids]

KAAAAANNNNE!!!!!!

[shy narwhal]

Dying light 2 really is a dead light now @coarse rapids @urban coral

[coarse rapids]

?

[shy narwhal]

It's getting review bombed

[coarse rapids]

why

[shy narwhal]

As it deserves

[coarse rapids]

I mean,its a whatever game but not THAT bad

[shy narwhal]

Techland sold itself to the CCP Tencet and then they added microtransactions currencies for SP

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-issou-jesus-gif-12145166

[shy narwhal]

Always remember the first rule

If there's Tencent, it's a bad game

[tiny dew]

Tencent, Marketplace

9 dollars for 500 DL points - cheapest item you can buy in the marketplace > 550

OmegaLUL

[coarse rapids]

ouch

oof

[tiny dew]

Big one

Tencentland, brudders

@gray jetty Fell asleep?

[shy narwhal]

I would nuke Tencent hq

[tiny dew]

Tencent will soon buy EA and we'll have celebration of life for weeks ahead

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586627596884901898/1150558234030121041/caption.gif

[urban coral]

Dude, the new C&C is already Tencent

[urban coral]

Trash cash grab

At least the devs are active, I guess

[candid cloud]

Nuke atomic fart creators 😊

[urban coral]

Did you know Discord is also Tencent-owned? It's too late already

[gray jetty]

HUH?

[urban coral]

Guh?!

[candid cloud]

Schizophrenia.

[sharp nest]

its over

[urban coral]

Oh, it's so over

[sharp nest]

Lets move to guilded

[tiny dew]

M-huh?

It's so over and we are so dead

Back to the Dead Future Part 1 out of 300

[gray jetty]

no idea whats going on but alright

[candid cloud]

Let's nuke tencent and ah creators 😊

[sharp nest]

phil spencer looks different after starfield release

[gray jetty]

shitting on tencent?

[candid cloud]

Crimson was talking about you sitting in VC.

[gray jetty]

i agree

[tiny dew]

You fell asleep

[gray jetty]

the fact there even allowed to buy parts of us companies is laughable

[tiny dew]

Admit your fault

[gray jetty]

then china tries to turn around and get mad at us

cus we are not letting out companies do the same

[tiny dew]

Buy China and run it up the wall @gray jetty

[gray jetty]

we will do that when the war comes brother

[sharp nest]

what war

[gray jetty]

if we lose im out of a job

Taiwanese war

USA is backing Taiwan

[tiny dew]

Holy!

[sharp nest]

you can experience metro exodus in next several years if you come to fight for ukraine

[tiny dew]

Yipe

[gray jetty]

yah there having a war but that doesn't affect my employment Taiwanese war does

[tiny dew]

Good one, player

[sharp nest]

what employment

[tiny dew]

Jack loses his job and its over for everyone

[gray jetty]

my employer's biggest customer is Taiwan

[coarse rapids]

which

[tiny dew]

What if US goes to Taiwan and renames it to Taiban

[gray jetty]

doesn't matter as long as i keep my job

[tiny dew]

Handsome Jack loses his job and instead of computer weirdo, goes to be male stripper in a female club

[gray jetty]

nah brother

i could never live with the shame

[tiny dew]

To have your own harem?

Y wrong in the head, boy

[gray jetty]

what do i need a haram for