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good to hear
Leaked footage of me entering the Bunker at Yantar with 5 highly-radioactive artifacts
So silly
Im gonna sell them all for big moneys
@candid cloud how is the game ?
Pretyy fine.
Same about distance.
good
smart, rule the world by selling atomic masterpieces
So they can be used as weapons.
yes then be the last one standing
They need to be tested in third world countries first.
The sillyness
you're not a monolith anymore?
good on you
It's too silly. It has become dangerous.
ill buy them for 6 roubles
Terraria: Piranha vs Boomerang.
Will you now?
that was me
i did it like this @candid cloud
Of course, but then, if a success, all countries 😈
And ther ethe guy joined and left the vc.
No wonder why the vc has a "Dead VC" status.
gand thef outo fif
wait have you got upgrade to PC?
im gonna burn your pc 
Scared (not really).
we should play terraria spy tomorrow
Hella.
fun fact this dude is french
Now I know.
Am gonna be on vacation for a week.
Should I bring my gasmask and Makarov?
Only the gasmask maybe
Aight, I am cleaning my MP4 gasmask
Maybe I'll buy a GP-5
Do it, but store the Filter well and DO NOT OPEN THE FILTER
Yeah don't worry I know that
saved
What to do if I already opened it?
Put it in a plastic bag and dispose of it immediatly, visit a doctor soon
I want a gas mask
Damn, I don't even know where it is now
Please tell your doctors of it
It's open from like 4 years and mom hide it in some plastic bag, never seen it in 3 years
Guess I'll die
Profesional one, don't buy crap from demobile
Death isnt certain, but the lung cancer risk is significantly higher
I got mine from temu
Omg I can do Walater White reference
The FERNEZ gasmask is widely available and an excellenr pick. Get it from military surplus.
When choosing a gasmask, make sure it uses 40mm filters, as those are the most common filters nowadays
thank you, Kira, I will use this info in the future ))
But seriouslly, it's hidden so deep and covered in 2 or more foil bags, that maybe it won't have so bad effects
I need to prepare
No problem!
Ok, that covering is good
I didn't found them to this day so, maybe they are not even in my room anymore, but still, I miss that MP-3 mask that I always trolled friends in school with
Expect a lung cancer
Literally me

Once I had 1L of malibu and then I throwed up. It was tasty, but I couldn't handle the quantity. Top drink, side by side with aperol

Waltuh reference
Tbh Breaking Bad s2 and 3 are the best
You clearlly didn't saw s4
But no canon comisc and PS2 videogames?
Not them unfortunately 😦
Good for you, they are not the best
whats BR tho?
Sorry, BB
Or BrBa like Boron and Barium
Me irl
i watched to S3 E2 or 3 and i didnt watch anymore, it didnt get boring but school started and i never came back
Floppppppppa
creature of infinite wisdom
Real

my Sir gang* Better??
literally
Good to know.
Hydra Dominatus
Its a joke Mr Serious 
there is no way this man isnt a psychopath, a skinwalker, or both
Sdlager
if it ended on s4 i would be fine berceuse face off was so damn good.
What do you mean? He is clearly a human.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHJ03jvzifo SURELY THIS MAN IS A NORMAL HUMAN
At the start they even wanted to end BrBa in the s4
really idk know that.
But they did the s5 for ||making him die in some kind of ways||
I can't wait to get to the 76th STALKER game
Most sane Jerma quote.
Ya the ending was basically prefect
||FeLiNa was the best way to make him die||
They're releasing them to quick. There needs to be at least 30 year delay between instalments.
He is simply, not there...
Christian Bale is just a clone of Jerma.
Yep
Hella
Hellos
'Sup
chicken butt
Jehovah witnesses finding a way to get people to listen

lets gooooo
Vampire
Hi 😁
Hello 😁😁
Hello, does anyone have a cool looking Stalker wallpaper with ecologists on it?
Reject ecologists, embrace duty
Ew cringe-ass Duty Exo
Gonna stream WoT.
i am sorry, but i am absolutely serious right now sir 🤓
So people can say: Man, this guy is bad.
these are pretty cool lookin' but with an ecologist on it would be just peeeerfect
ew that exo is just gross
looks like if you slapped textures onto an egghead
It's from the cancelled S2. This is probably the reason it was cancelled.
Like I said.
Damn being outside of my home is creepy af
Just hearing shouting and distant music from a car wtf 😭
Feels like cyberpunk without all the fancy futuristic lights
Me too
thanks
np
how did you find it?
I was searching around for WMP skins and it popped up
i posted this months ago and i flopped

commendations to you both then lol
i personally use the hl2 wmp theme
Come here.
it has more features
@bitter hearth , you especially.
nvm i just found an art, upscaled it, removed the watermark and good to go i think
This is war thunder?
Kys.
I have not played much recently 😔 I remember the layout looking similar
world of something?
Kys x2.
They don't have similar "layout".
hahaha sorry man, so it is world of tanks?
Yes.
oh my
how nice
I think I still prefer war thunder personally, but didn’t play much of either, so can’t give a fair review </3
WT is shit.
I enjoy it, what’s problem? community? or gameplay? probably both
it is really grindy too so
I guess, I tried WT because I wanted something different, csgo and r6 drives me insane sometimes
so I uninstalled and got WT, maybe WOT is worth another try too
oh, no worries. That happens here often
I personally use the WMP 9 theme
well did you get him apples?
It was just as hungry for those apples as Sepp was for human flesh.
Now that's one hungry boi!
la criatura de la destrucción de la manzana
Which development?
bro wtf ua_offtop are floppa posting, I should learn ukrainian
Yes. This looks epic.
Their hunger never ends.
Hey I know this guy! He was a famous painter!
No that was the other comedian. This one was funnier. IMO
Idk bro.. They said this guy’s jokes could be heard from Paris all the way to Petrograd.
What a prankster he was.
A real silly guy! A gamer, even!
He sure did play some games.
Man I wish I could keep a caracal as a pet but they are way too aggressive
This man will be seeing you tonight.
What a handsome yet deranged gentleman.
Thank you
i stole this from the floppa guy that got banned but i have to repost it
Someones setting off fireworks at this time in night.
LOCAL MAN GOES OUTSIDE, FACED BY NOISE, SCARED.
Thank you, this video has had an impact on me
Yes, I’ve been in a quiet town for 2 weeks and I’m back home so it’s kind of surprising
My god, how beautiful
Why did god make caracals this perfect I don’t get it
servals and caracals be the best cat types
This baby caracal was hungry. She looked at her caretaker and screamed at them multiple times for their attention so they could feed her.
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Cute little monolith antenna
@candid cloud
Lmao remember when you thought I was the oldest? 
damn, sorry i missed it, i took the pills and passed out at 5pm
(I do not mean any offense, this video is a joke)
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what
what's with the yugoslav wars and the funky hair
He guessed right 
Yes.
@vernal loom
the best new addition to the sylkymod 
fumo artifact
nuh uh
for some reason i love the m1911 a lot
also as a kid i actually held an ak 47
ehhhh i dont like glocks that much, overrated
reason why i like the 1911
do you own any guns>
i was born february 7th
cool
THEN SHUTTHEFUCK UP

true
provides 100+ kilograms of storage
side effects? a million radiation
Literally not you.

Howdy lads
super tired
I cast Sleep on you
That’s literally me
I always look like that when my groceries cost 30 bucks again
Wookie face
just woke up
See, it worked
Ultra tired 
i feels
Fr 

Sure, waddup?
uhh Liv?
"this costs a fortune"
But It doesnt
The greatest disappointment
But we got sid
He can do it like a fortune
@bitter hearth , wanna see a trick?
wich trick
huh?
what happened
?
Yeah.
I just remembered, I woke up early and clicked through the servers, and screenshotted this
Why the hell do they need installation support. When the Discord already has a tutorial.
Idk bro but they have the gamer word
hahaha Lithuania won against America in basketball 😏😎
Drag and drop is too hard for some people
I’m gonna slam the weights at the gym today
It's slamming time.
I’m going with a friend sooo
ROCK AND STONE
COCK AND BONE(R)
@pearl fractal sir I think I got ukraine
Before we got hyped for the new moist video we got hyped for the new drama alert
Real
most undeserved success on the platform.
Fantastic 4 Leaked Footage
ill die on this hill
so sad charlie kind of fell off
last video I really remember was how he thought spagooter intruder was the funniest phrase
that was years ago
No fr
idk for me its the "makes video about popular subject, picks the default npc opinion, profit"
he makes funny poop joke
and then 5 million redditors screech in orgasm
@teal oracle catposting now or I will take a swing at you
Night crawler
Liar
Not sure where the Critical hate suddenly came from. His content has always kinda been like this, tbh 
Fr
idk bro i always disliked him due to being a reddit deity
Critical bores me I guess
Surely this time, something will happen...
Francis of the Filth 
sure, be he is just peak reddit upvote material
I like some of his videos though
NOW THIS. THIS.
Definitely not a shallow battle royale
Back in those days we watched leafy is here
Bro politikz > eminem
Haha, he was kind of funny
idk leafy was and is peak virgin
When he came back and started bullying pokimain that was awesome
like lowtiergod is a menace but at least he looks half way presentable
leafy was literally basement dweller nerd tier
I miss that time, tbh. YouTube was pretty connected back then. Everyone knew everyone. Drama was always happening 
Last I heard of him I just saw people clowning on his glow down
He’s just annoying though
he is completely delusional its actually funny
You see what he posts on Twitter
Mans is straight wilding
great now i will probably binge watch filthy frank. ty @urban coral very cool
I am guessing transphobic shit?
Filthy Frank Show is definitely the best anime ever created
Hella
Will just post something like
“I hate gay people”
Heck, I forgor who LowTierGod is
the kys now guy
wow, leafy is so sad, he needs to grow up tbh
Ha, most interesting
Ez
idk i really cant take people who are the literal embodiment of loser seriously (talking about leafy)
It’s all self aware
Which is why it’s funny
Yeah
like he is a loser in every observable aspect
Same reason why I loved Official Duck Studio back in the day
this is like pyrocynical joking about his fetish that got known to the public, like bro, pls stop... stfu.. its giving second hand embarassment
I liked Luna, if anyone knows him
give a huge fking F to idubbz tho
Dooty
the loser of our generation
Fr
Man’s was like watch this I’m gonna crash my career
got the worst possible creature as his wife who proceeded to brainwash him GG
Any percent speed run
Man, remember back when Filthy Frank, Idubbz and the rest were all just making vids about the dumbest wackery ever?
Anyone remember hair cake? 
I really hate Internet people.
Online gamers & influences.
Toxic as hell.
Lame as hell.
those WERE the golden years, tbh
100%
hell yeah, i liked hair cake better than the vomit one
Or when colossal is crazy would upload
Welcome to the club, buddy 
Diss track era
im just happy that frank carved himself a career
The Internet is both the best & worst thing ever invented in the history of mankind.
prod. josh pan / eric north
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#cancelculture
you still can irl in eastern europe its great
Well yah
Classic
Most of Europe tbh
bro i think we are coming to the logical conclusion
i never lie, its real
france, britain and the us should be carpet bombed out of existance
anybody else’s dads say insane shit?
I mean we are seeing the downfall of this mind set
As the film industry folds in on its self
idk i just saw that volition got shut down
!!! The source of all our problems !!!
THE OPINION YOU'VE ALL BEEN ASKING FOR!!!!! I STILL HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT'S ABOUT!!!!
fking deserved, RIP saints row
saints row still alive
What the hell we can’t just make literally bottom of the barrel slop written by hacks and get money wtf this isn’t fair
It’s why the writers strikes won’t go anywhere cus no one wants to pay those writers
tHe DaTe IsN't BeLoW mArCh 20, 2022
it is are you like dumb dumb
I miss the good ol' days where you could just accuse somebody of being a witch and burn them alive in town square.
#OGcancelculture
its like they really looked at four saints row games and said "oh, this games target audience is liberal collage kids who consume starbucks every day"
😳
Maybe
me too
Saints 1 was the best.
You could buy bongs & blunts.
proto - mr negi looking glorious as always
Me irl
R u for real?
Wanted to delete it, just to be sure 
yes bro 1000000000000% no scam real
Hella funny but nah we can’t have it
Thanks whoever did it before me 

Yup(i don't vape)
Honestly, I started vaping bc I was going through a super stressful time in life and now I'm thoroughly physically addicted.
It sucks.
My point stands
#joji #filthyfrank #pinkguy #pinkomega
From Fce210 on Twitter
Joji / 2cool4u92 /FilthyFrank / Pink Guy / PinkOmega
https://youtube.com/c/jojivlogs
https://twitter.com/sushitrash?s=11
https://instagram.com/sushitrash?igshid=onzr3s9f7fwx
thats heartwarming tho
i really hope once he decides to do a little comeback
like a short movie. many await his return
lmao
Bolting with the boiz
yo vaduz
Fear & Loathing reference
Yo bruh
bolt forever
Pre-order wack
This tier list is almost agreeable
You didn’t put duty in s tier
So it’s a win in my book
🤝
Correct
s tier is for mfs who are literally preventing the world from ending
They do, Jack
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bro they got rammed 3 times by tonnage level plot armor and they are returning in the sequel
Gs
That’s my favorite flavor
You should try the one with Red Tiberium
Is that like left and right Twix
Nah, just Kane's Schokolade with Red Tiberium
I need this.
Same
Extremely rare, however
It's not even been invented, in fact
We'll have to wait for like 2060-ish
god i love kinder and milka
rafaello too
north america takes another L due to superiour snacks
The Kinderian wars.
O, Rick Astley still kicking
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@bitter hearth , can you do me a favor?
?
Mania.exchange.
I want you to post my map there.
Because I can't, for uknown reason.
allright
I even created a second account, but I can't link maniaplanet account with the site.
shootmania or trackmania
Shootmania.
Here's the map.
You tried to log-in or create an account?
im trying
Ight.
it said i need a maniaplanet account
i will try
Ty.
i connected it but it keeps showing me this
what ever i do it shows me this
oh hold on
it worked now, somehow
@candid cloud allright it worked, what do i do now
Download that file, from above.
i can add co authors and what not
CTF-Random.
If there's a description, write that the Faker_23 (A.K.A. FakerUA created it).
i have map tags/difficulty/comments and what ever
i can see roles infront of my and your name
i guess i put it there?
the thing where it has a leaf icon?
Ye.
i cant change anything there
@candid cloud brb someone is calling me
Aye.
What are you playing?
On roblox sir?
Map difficulty is mid/easy.
what else
Its rise of nations on roblox sir @pearl fractal
Gotcha
Team or Versus.
Never played that
you know roblox right?
one or both of them
Both.
done
The map is done, so it can be released.
allright
allright, what about route?
Show me.
They are kinda simple, so let them be.
allright
nice
its from their side, it also gave me errors when i tried to link account
man my internet is ass
Maybe.
But it worked smooth.
Gonna stream shootmania.
Frick.
Yeah
im gonna make dinner
Ight.
i tried joining and it told me to enter or buy a key
even after downloading seige
Lmao.
Well, demo allows you to play the gamemodes which are in the queue.
Schedule*.
Well
Its a nice game
well, all that matters is that you like it
Tru
Ight, sleep well.
Thanks, will do.
@bitter hearth
Parody?
Is it good, tho?
People say yes.
REAL
Based game
Yeah, I really suck.
Ping me as well for this stuff next time
Yeah, you really suck
Aye.
Frick.
You are also one for the Boris gifs. I see.

@urban coral , any suggestions where I can tie the rope?
@gray jetty
Even more based than me warning the bots
@gray jetty , do it, delete the VC.
You can probably find some item that can help with that
@gray jetty
Is it normal for me to set the status of the VC? 
Hella 
Everyone can do that.
Hella
Sorta.
Indeed.
hi
hi, how are you
my neck
So, if Jesse Fox dies, how is he there to explain his own death?
Hello.What's up?
Finally.
I have a question
Which SoZ mod is the best?
Edits of tf2 buff mercs goes hard
Vanilla, tbh
Shadow of Zebra??
💀
Shadow of Zion?
Tf
Ho does that translate to soz
Where's the Z?
This was the translated version of the abbreviation into Polish
Polish isn't a real thing
Sorry :c
anyone knows tea recepies that possibly will make me sleep forever?
Why?
Hella.
It doesn't exist
Do I have to look? Kinda oof moment to stream
@gray jetty
Wat da scam B
Lmao no way skip that
Never seen it before, but that's suspect as hell
Why ping me?
I mean, other than it being a fact, I wasn't the one who said it 
L
Ah, yes. Shredders in a sewer
Sick
Git got
God damnit.
Bro how
A bullet.
No way
@ripe merlin
polish isnt real
@urban coral , watch.
Saw
Kürwa
I B chillin', but am not gonna repost
Ah, gave me flashbacks from back when this wasn't allowed
Pretty much triggered my inner mod 
remember when ass/shit wasnt allowed?
strikes, i miss strikes
i had 11
Ass was
same
If it wasn't, then that'd be wack as heck
Hella
I hear that word in my nightmares. After playing KCD.
gn fellow stalkers
i guess i gots to take the sleeping pills, gn yall
unico
Goodnight duders
Goodnight stalker
The part with max was hella.
If you saw.
There was a Jesse in a cheese suit.
Yes
Max can't leave me alone for a second.
Yo anyone know what this black inflatable thing is called💀
No 
a tire
idk
I'm watching the worlds most uplifting film. At the moment.
what
on your "header" or what do u call it
what is this man talking about
man just send me the video u got in ur discord profile header😭
A line in this film. Son-"we're going to get married." Dad-"What for?" Son-"because we want to, what do you think."
BRO U GOT A VIDEO ON UR DISCORD PROFILE WITH THE MAN DRIVING AWAY FROM THE GAS STATION
i would appreciate it if u would send me it
thats a GIF
yea can i have it..
i cant find it
alr
@urban coral what he saw?
Howdy lads
look at the size of these mf forehead
he looks like a pug
but if looked like a human
I still wonder that myself
Minor inconvenience
kablooeh
thanks man
the tiny kiwi
evil
bruh cmon dont eat him man
did you eat it with the fur?
I'm not a caveman, no
Eating the nasty hairy rind, you gross homie
i know
I get all the fiber I need from oats
oats and peanut butter are all I need to survive
Space vintorez reveal
is this a public image
I got it off of the internet, if that's what you mean
Don't have the game
oh sorry i thought this was another stalker 2 leak for a second
lmfao
Dummy
I don't remember every single image gsc has put out there 💀

I want the right one, it looks so nice and tasty 🙂👍
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Take a look around! Looks like the same old Zone, at a first glance… Freezed at the time and always transforming, primed to struck at the unforeseeable moment. But don’t let her trick you: She has changed from the last time you were here...
i just noticed the likes to dislikes on this
god damn lol
Is it bad?
almost one to one
I mean that’s all the anomaly jizzrags angery
7.6k likes 6.5k dislikes
Wtf
the one on the GSC gameworld channel has 21k likes and 9.1k dislikes
Why because it was delayed? Sorry that GSC headquarters got bombed
I guess people noticed that the trailer has parts that run at 60 fps
and others that are running at like 15 fps
I mean i just looked at it again and yah there not lying
a good half of the trailer looks like its running at 15 to 20 fps
Ya the game is not out yet and it is delayed for a reason. Id rather they take as much time as they need for it.
Ya but it seems like they delayed for more time for polish
also that bubble anomaly looks insanely jank
i just lost a very long save on my stalker soc
why do people hate it
half of the trailer is running at 15 to 20 fps
and also apparently the graphics are a massive downgrade from what was shown in 2021
how?
they look the same
it looks great
Check out the latest gameplay look at S.T.A.L.K.E.R 2 Heart of Chornobyl in this Bolts and Bullets Trailer.
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the lighting and artstyle fit stalker perfectly
it literterally drops 2 frames
Ya i thought the same way they look fine
💀
WOW TWO WHOLE FRAMES...
GAMING IS OVER.......
all im saying is

the gaming community is so dogshit nowadays
if that is real gameplay like they claim
i'd not really enjoy playing an fps game at 20 fps
What are you pc specs?
good enough it wont matter
AAA studios aren't the the problem, games aren't worse, the community is just a bunch of whiny asshats
but my pc is not anywhere near representative of the majority of pcs
With mine i can't run it
Ubisoft, EA included two with that?
Ubisoft is just retarded
i mean
EA isnt that bad
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhh
people who use EA as an example of "micro transactions" are just unable to think for themselves
thats like the only reason people made to hate them
other than that, they publish games, rarely ever make one
most people are upset about live services
like you promise a live service and are drip fed next to nothing for content for years
activision/blizzard games they have gone to shit
activision is okay to hate
like oh wow the 6 month wait is over we get new content
one map 2 guns
see you in 6 months
like that just sucks
you play battlebit
Ya i do
im not saying all live service games are bad
im just saying an overwheleming majority seem to be
Bro AAA studios releases games that are unfinished or unoptimised
i guess so
so true


i dont like this gun bc i cant own it



