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[gray jetty]

When he gave up on this place

We lost a real one

[late pulsar]

why did he gave up?

cringe?

[gray jetty]

It’s complicated

[late pulsar]

im gonna have dinner guys, bye for now

[shy narwhal]

What about me

[gray jetty]

Your still here

So your still chad

[candid cloud]

Damn.

So that's how chad system works.

[gray jetty]

This system is completely arbitrary how it works changes when ever I feel like it

[pearl fractal]

Eh

[gray jetty]

Don’t eh me

That’s my line

[pearl fractal]

Not anymore

[gray jetty]

It was my line first

I’m filing a copyright

[pearl fractal]

Prove it

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1026253362569691146/1111748293823844352/pov_you_are_mebe.gif

[bitter hearth]

my eyes feel heavy

[candid cloud]

Rip them out.

They won't be a problem anymore.

[bitter hearth]

im super tired

[earnest escarp]

Just zonk out for a bit

[wheat rapids]

He looks like he's on a rug.

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-harder-baboon-mentality-gif-22115122

[gray jetty]

But according to the current chad system you sir are based

That’s what the chadometer says

[bitter spruce]

i think your chadometer isn't working

[wheat rapids]

What is this abomination I am seeing.

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-eat-ass-superpower-being-honest-gif-17119938

I’m gonna sleep

Good bye chat

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-chat-chat-big-chungus-gif-19739716

[bitter spruce]

its like noon for you isnt it

[gray jetty]

I never slept

[bitter spruce]

retard

have you gotten your new contract

[gray jetty]

No

17 days

[bitter spruce]

jobless

[gray jetty]

Till I can get

A new contract

College starts 18th work does too

[shy narwhal]

60 FPS WITH A 4060 AHAHAHAHAH @gray jetty

OMG

WHAT THE HELL

63 to be precise

☠️

[shy narwhal]

"but 60 FPS is the golden standard in 2023" @gray jetty

[gray jetty]

Is this user bench

[shy narwhal]

i think so

[gray jetty]

Bro 💀

Userbench is run by a bunch of hacks

[shy narwhal]

CPU: Ryzen 7800X3D
Mobo: ROG Strix X670E-a
RAM: 32GB DDR5 6000 CL30

the guy looks very trustworthy, besides it matches to the many complaints in the Steam section @gray jetty

mf after spending 2k euro for a 4090

[gray jetty]

Go look at 3d mark scores

Or better yet game benchmarks

@shy narwhal so you wanna know

Gpu performance with rtx

And dlss

Well

[pearl fractal]

https://tenor.com/view/lester-green-beetlejuice-beet-smack-wack-gif-13347178

[gray jetty]

https://www.3dmark.com/sw/703060

Only score there is lol for 7800x3d and 4060

[echo spruce]

cs2 is good until 3 fps

[wheat rapids]

The old peoples home.

[gray jetty]

Yup

Will make my computer feel old

[echo spruce]

yeah

[gray jetty]

And it was like really expensive for me to build 💀

Remember kids don’t do custom loop cooling

[void kelp]

Anyone who wants to play wuth me from where i am left at chapter 2 level 7 i think of portal 2 coop?

[gray jetty]

@shy narwhal https://youtu.be/3uuI-6fwwtY?si=Q-Zow6yzOCQ0LziX

I’d even half of what he says is true that’s pretty lame

[ripe merlin]

i need mod suggestions

vanilla doesnt cut it out for me anymore (coc and anomly as well)

[gray jetty]

Arsenal overhaul

Jsut gives you a bunch of wacky guns

And some higher res textures and models

[crystal plinth]

Yet he was kinda positive. He said its the best Bethesda game

[gray jetty]

But then goes on to say that isn’t saying much

Cus the bar for a Bethesda game is so low

[crystal plinth]

I dunno Oblivion was awesome and Skyrim too

[urban coral]

JSawyer

[gray jetty]

Sounds like a similar story to hogwarts legacy

I liked the game a fair bit but you can’t ever shack the feeling that there is just this hollowness

Where something should be important but it just isn’t for some reason even though all the characters in the game would lead you to believe other wise

[shy narwhal]

Remains the fact that the performance is dogshit

[gray jetty]

Modern gaming moment

[urban coral]

Reject modern gaming, embrace retro gaming

[gray jetty]

Embrace rock raiders

https://tenor.com/view/lego-rock-raiders-gif-21658393

[urban coral]

Embrace retro gaming

https://tenor.com/view/metroid-fusion-metroid-fusion-scifi-nightmare-gif-16862060

[tiny dew]

Someone linked me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktH8j0AKkA0

I said I won't watch anything Starfield not interested in it... BUT I LAUGHED MY ASS OFF

[urban coral]

Bethesda moment

[teal oracle]

i suddenly feel so so tired

[urban coral]

Must be the radiation

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1147165727321751583/fat_fucks_plural.mov @teal oracle check out the cats

[teal oracle]

Chonky boys

[teal oracle]

[bitter spruce]

big dogs

[bitter hearth]

lovely kitten

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-mario-and-luigi-bowsers-inside-story-dimble-woods-luigi-gif-24873805

[bitter hearth]

i love this vid

[urban coral]

@gray jetty
The Gods are angry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crPDW7blIzc

[gray jetty]

The thumb nail alone

Im done

[bitter hearth]

man i feel heavy

i finna sleep for like 15 hours

[bronze oxide]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/872289388053295164/1140508040697753690/691988692360.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1147178842860032190/FB_IMG_1693579138251.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1147208733190013008/20230901_123717.jpg

[tender mason]

@meager oyster

[urban coral]

Heavy Weapons Floppa

[tender mason]

Your nightmare

[meager oyster]

I feel like I need to clarify something. I do think that floppa is pretty funny, I jsut don’t want to draw it.

[urban coral]

Last time I checked, it was like 200 Euros

[meager oyster]

Wanna sell it?

[urban coral]

Nah

[neon vale]

that game is just really good

[tender mason]

I wish we got TF3 man

[meager oyster]

I think that Tea For 2’s perfect enough.

[urban coral]

Personally more of a Superstar Saga fan. Also saw vids of all the other games and Dream Team looks pretty great as well, tbh

[meager oyster]

We don’t really need a third one.

[neon vale]

i wish we still got smash updates

[urban coral]

I hated Partners in Time, though

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/fucked-up-miyamoto-gif-27100079

[meager oyster]

You know what we do need?

[neon vale]

dream team was good

that was my favorite one

[meager oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-heavy-tf2heavy-heavy-update-update-gif-19547871

[neon vale]

the music just hit me in that one

[urban coral]

Aye, wish I could play it

[tender mason]

I really disagree with this opinion (as I hear it a lot) but I am too weak to rant rn

[urban coral]

Oh yeah, Dream Team's got a pretty based OST

[gray jetty]

I gotta do a dream team live steam some day

[tender mason]

@meager oyster have you played cruelty squad

[gray jetty]

I just need a 1.5k dollar lone

[urban coral]

I'd love that

[meager oyster]

Eh, fair enough. Wanna rant about it later? I think that this would be a good rant to read.

[urban coral]

Oh, by the way Jack, join stream

[gray jetty]

Because that’s how much a new 3ds capture card costs

[tender mason]

Sure, when I get to pc

[neon vale]

the entire series has a track record of just completely blindsiding you with the final boss themes https://youtu.be/x7o9odk9Agg?si=nOCoIOTu4gGE0QoL

[meager oyster]

I know that it’s really good, but. I am not a fan of needlessly hard games.

[gray jetty]

Eh alright let me get on da computer

[candid cloud]

It works fine?

[urban coral]

Yeah, looks good

[meager oyster]

Although I really should get into it sometime.

[tender mason]

Its not needlessly hard. It is needlessly based

[meager oyster]

Fair enough.

[meager oyster]

But I still don’t like hard games because I’m a bloody pussy that can’t take the challenge usually.

[tender mason]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwSklxLiCw activate your neurons. and you will see the truth in slurpcore

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge , yes.

[neon vale]

i still find it crazy that 'in the final' is from a fuсking mario game

https://youtu.be/faA3IMDbb5I?si=94nZI9F22Ic70Cdj

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFTfy6dgcrg&list=PLNvQcJ1tQe2RDHT2clHvpgNhGjllbKPJp&index=16

[candid cloud]

Well the game is free to play, tho.

[bitter hearth]

damn, wish i had enough energy to join yall in vc

bouta go sleep, gn

[meager oyster]

Oooh, that one! Real good music right there.

[neon vale]

i like dream team's main battle theme https://youtu.be/OwpQEfoqYgk?si=iKmuAybPM-GqXlnQ

[urban coral]

Oh nah, that's the boss theme one

I personally prefer Paper Jam's boss theme

[gray jetty]

https://fingercramp.com/shop/gaming/console/ultimate-3ds-capture-bundle-katsukity-capture-controller-board-play-on-your-tv/

[neon vale]

is it? its been a few years since i had my 3ds

[urban coral]

The main battle theme of Dream Team rocks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tu14pnPMEUk

[candid cloud]

They don't know.

[urban coral]

This is the boss theme I I was referring to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01dAtCXYJHg&t=9s

[neon vale]

sounds good

[urban coral]

STOC Gaming
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgLAjh-fT_U

[gray jetty]

regular 3ds capture is easy

new 3ds capture that is basically the only way to my knowledge

[candid cloud]

The game feels like shit.

[urban coral]

Sounds about right

When the clouds are both bricks and realistic

HELL MARCH

Black Dawn Gang

[tender mason]

is this a stalker 2 leak?

[urban coral]

Command & Conquer

[candid cloud]

I would rather stream BPR.

[urban coral]

I approve

[urban coral]

BPR would be sick

STOC Gaming

[latent whale]

guys i stole a medical box from a store what do i do

The whole cabinet

[candid cloud]

💀

[urban coral]

Sell it to the store you stole it from

[carmine forge]

proof?

[urban coral]

@tiny dew
Get C&C quotes for your soundboard

[urban coral]

The Black Hand has arrived!

[latent whale]

What i so guys

[peak jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153910891347968/1142540350494355557/cit.gif

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge , the game is shit.

[carmine forge]

Jack was right?

[urban coral]

Stream BP

[candid cloud]

Literally shit drift.

I remember smth.

[latent whale]

It expired in 2016

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-drift-crash-fail-gif-16909243

[latent whale]

The cabinet

[candid cloud]

@urban coral, you know the otn?

[urban coral]

Nah

[candid cloud]

Old to new.

Changes the bpr map.

[urban coral]

In what way?

[candid cloud]

Adds new stuff.

[urban coral]

Such as?

[candid cloud]

You'll see.

Brb.

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/409300913262690326/1147205451759497357/RPReplay_Final1693584835.mov

[candid cloud]

@carmine forge, 'cause we are shit heads.

[carmine forge]

that one was krezzin

mfer can't even take time to find more voices for tts

[candid cloud]

Brb, enjoy the music.

[urban coral]

AYO MOZART

[tiny dew]

I shall

[urban coral]

[tiny dew]

Which ones tho

[bitter hearth]

i cant sleep

[urban coral]

Anything that's based

[urban coral]

Join stream

[urban coral]

The Black Hand has arrived.

[tiny dew]

Processing

Soon I'll...

DROP THE NOD LINES

[urban coral]

Chad

[candid cloud]

Back.

[urban coral]

Also, Steel Talons rule?

[tiny dew]

We are so back

[urban coral]

Dude, we're so back

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/nodding-ron-burgundy-gif-13062921

[candid cloud]

@urban coral , watch the changes.

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/burnout-paradise-burnoutparadise-meme-bruh-gif-24684100

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009931208081293392/1009984550581047377/caption-36.gif

[tiny dew]

@urban coral

[urban coral]

@candid cloud
Tunnel new?

[candid cloud]

Unfortunately no portable junkyard.

[urban coral]

[candid cloud]

Not only that.

[urban coral]

Pretty oof so far. tbh

@carmine forge
x2 You

[carmine forge]

?

[urban coral]

x2 = Double

You

Truly a Me and x2 You moment

One Mission, One Purpose.

[tiny dew]

The Black Hand is in Control

[urban coral]

LEGO Universe Chad

They will fear us!

@gray jetty
Honestly, not sure what to think of LEGO Universe. It's sick, but it's also grindy and a bit small on content

Daredevil Gang, ngl

[latent whale]

remove rock

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1069406470195662921/1141430329702354994/removerock.gif

[latent whale]

https://tenor.com/view/aazninteen07-cat-meme-face-cat-gif-23222966

[urban coral]

Truly a Kane moment

[latent whale]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-burger-enjoy-every-moment-death-is-unexpected-car-crash-funny-gif-26440669

[tiny dew]

I have more quotes in my library than you think, Crim

[tiny dew]

Kane lives

Even though EA murdered him

[urban coral]

Oh nah, Legions revived him

[bitter spruce]

the poor bread

[urban coral]

Do it yourself

[neon vale]

beetlejuice

[shell fossil]

Gato posting

[urban coral]

Gato Posting

[bitter spruce]

ugly

[urban coral]

r00d

[urban coral]

Your mother

[urban coral]

@gray jetty
I know

@tiny dew
He Bn't

@gray jetty
Daredevil Gaming?

[shell fossil]

https://tenor.com/view/huh-huhh-cat-stoned-cat-what-gif-25540831

[urban coral]

@tiny dew
Got the balls to get some C&C4 quotes?

[tiny dew]

Processing

[urban coral]

They will fear us.

[granite tangle]

https://tenor.com/view/spitting-facts-facts-literally-literally-spitting-facts-literally-spitting-fax-gif-25027696

fr tho, why havent all factions teamed up to get rid of the brainwashed rocksuckers once and for all?

[candid cloud]

It's time for Shootmania.

[urban coral]

Y the heck did u not take da secret route

U almost got heck'd

[candid cloud]

I toke it.

Where's online :|

[void kelp]

Name?

[urban coral]

Aite, gotta go for a bit

Cya guys

[candid cloud]

He had enough of my crap.

[latent whale]

remove rock is the worst cult ever

[cunning quartz]

a mobile game called Arknights

[cunning quartz]

shut up knockoff shrek swamp dweller

[tiny dew]

@gray jetty You muted him?

[latent whale]

you literally pray to a rock

[cunning quartz]

my brother in christ you live under rocks

[neon vale]

your faction is just mine but worse

why is compact mode so weird

who would use this, even if you didnt care how it looked

it just confusing to navigate

[granite tangle]

worse

says the guy who only ever carries a makarov with him and dies to blind dogs at a faster rate than dutiers

[neon vale]

im rich, i pay others to protect me

[granite tangle]

at least clear sky didnt fall without a fight

[latent whale]

i couldnt say that

[granite tangle]

and what a fight it was

[shell fossil]

[neon vale]

they fell due to their own miscalculation
what smart fellows

[latent whale]

clear sky actually had some firepower and will instead of sitting in a bunker waiting for someone else to do their jobs

[neon vale]

we have the government

[latent whale]

yeah the goverment wont save your ass if it isnt there right?

[granite tangle]

then why dont you have at least military-tier equipment?

[latent whale]

you only carry cheap pistols

[neon vale]

yall live in a shithole while i get to sit on my comfy ass bed and watch yall die to bloodsuckers

[latent whale]

you can literally die to a flesh

[hidden gazelle]

monolith

[shell fossil]

guys chill

[granite tangle]

we're living life to the fullest

[shell fossil]

Clear sky and nerds should be friends

[latent whale]

not if they are such narcs

[granite tangle]

true, but this nerd in particualr is dissing y'all

[latent whale]

true

[shell fossil]

we should laugh at freedomers and duty slaughtering each other over the smallest things

[neon vale]

if living life to the fullest is dying to discount bandits, then im fine with staying in my bunker

[neon vale]

both pay me money to sit on my ass

[latent whale]

but clear sky is the ones which wiped them

[neon vale]

scar did, not clear sky

the mercs wiped them

[granite tangle]

we pay dudes for our protection!

then the mercs also did all your major feats

[neon vale]

i should redownload a freeplay mod

whats a good one

[latent whale]

call of chernobyl

[granite tangle]

when did the argument turn into nerds vs clear sky anyway

it started as monolith sucks

[latent whale]

monolith still sucks

[shell fossil]

Ye

[latent whale]

i actually wonder how luis is a merc now

he was a bodyguard of the gay clubs in the lc

@granite tangle

[granite tangle]

like tony said

times were xhanging, tides were turning

[latent whale]

i mean luis literally blew up a plane which is badass

[shell fossil]

Prigozhin reference

[latent whale]

thats how the game ended

sorry for the spoilers

[shell fossil]

I know

I played tbogt

[granite tangle]

i actually never completed it

[latent whale]

then you are missing out man

[granite tangle]

i restarted it before this summer

[latent whale]

i cant get myself to play lost and damned

[granite tangle]

but gta iv is unplayabke on ps3 during sulmer

[latent whale]

you forgot something

now its proper

[shell fossil]

True

I don't like monolith and bandits and renegades but theyre still chads

[neon vale]

i made my own chart of how it feels when talking to every faction

[bitter spruce]

very good

[latent whale]

spetsnaz?

[granite tangle]

fixed

[neon vale]

i thought it said bloodsuckers when i clicked it

added it anyway

[shell fossil]

monolith sucks but they are great warriors I can respect that

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/550869975385112606/1147250624996573255/374685671_325225696535752_3185341358074530594_n.mp4

@bitter spruce

[latent whale]

it doesnt apply because they are marrionettes of c con

[granite tangle]

they're just command & conquer units

[shell fossil]

True, still, they doing suicide charges at enemy and they blow themselves up sometimes

That is retarded, but I respect the courage

Even if it's just because of brainwashing

[urban coral]

Literally me

[bitter spruce]

[small ice]

im going to 🛌

[void kelp]

@meager oyster alright soo

[meager oyster]

Aye.

[void kelp]

I also got 3 respirators at home

All from military surplus

[meager oyster]

Very nice.

[spark depot]

Is it even legal?

[shell fossil]

Why wouldn't it be

[void kelp]

Yes, why shouldnt it be?

[meager oyster]

‘Course it is.

[spark depot]

In Poland it's illegal

[void kelp]

Im not gonna kill someone with my "big scary safety mask to protect you from harmful stuff"

[granite reef]

Good lord, we are making good stuff on Gartic phone in Bolt Gang svr

[meager oyster]

Are you sure about that?

[void kelp]

How do I kill someone with a mask.

[meager oyster]

Hit ‘em really hard.

[spark depot]

Good propaganda, but never gonna belive you

[void kelp]

Good point

[granite reef]

Wanna see in dm?

[spark depot]

I'd rather die

[granite reef]

You should(kidding)

[meager oyster]

Or, that’s the mask that you can… how do you call it- oh no, it’s the respirator… so, here’s another idea: you put the mask onto the person and make sure that they have nothing to breathe.

[spark depot]

Wish I can (seriouslly)

[granite reef]

Neutral ending

[void kelp]

So, close the valves.

[meager oyster]

Ye.

[meager oyster]

Or, be strong, stab people with masks.

[void kelp]

Also, I am putting togheter a nice CBRN combat medic kit :3

[meager oyster]

Ah, sounds good! But, what’s CBRN?

[void kelp]

"Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear"

[meager oyster]

Ah,

[void kelp]

As in, protection

[meager oyster]

Reminds me of HECU somehow.

[spark depot]

Is that fricking Half Life reference?

[meager oyster]

Imagine you say that and then you just make a bloody selfie and it’s just the egghead’s suit, but with the medical coloring.

[bitter spruce]

nooo its a mass effect reference

[void kelp]

Real

[meager oyster]

Yes. This is the Hazardous Environment Combat Unit reference.

[bitter spruce]

sheperd is in my game

[meager oyster]

I bet ‘is ass is heavy.

[void kelp]

The Kit is made of a german CBRN work suit in White, an original german First responders medical Rucksack, a polish FERNEZ respirator, some chemical gloves and a combat vest

[spark depot]

Damn, I always throught that was "ABC" (Atomical, Biological, Chemical)

[void kelp]

ABC is the older acronym

[meager oyster]

Sounds pretty cool!

[void kelp]

It is :>

[meager oyster]

“MY. ASS. IS. HEAVY!” -A HECU grunt.

[spark depot]

Good to know

[void kelp]

Real

[meager oyster]

Better idea. Look up “HECU” medic and you’ll get what I mean.

[void kelp]

Will do

[void kelp]

Nah, I will Look entirely different

[teal oracle]

THE F*CK IT WE BALL ENERGY IS STRONG

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[spark depot]

Indeed

[void kelp]

YEAAAAAHHHHH

[meager oyster]

The body structure will definitely do, you have too many polygons and let’s face it, none of us can reach such perfect figure, but it would’ve been cool, no?

[meager oyster]

I do not get it.

[teal oracle]

IM GONNA BEAT A JAPANESE E-GIRL TO DEATH WITH MY FLAIL
SCREW YOUR CHEAP ASS TACTICS I AM A WALLLLL

[void kelp]

I mean, im gonna be covered head to toe in a sealed, White CBRN suit

[meager oyster]

Oh right.

I forgot the face and arms are open.

[meager oyster]

Eh, who cares anyways? Military-tactical gear looks good on almost anyone.

[void kelp]

Indeed

[carmine forge]

quite the opposite

[agile obsidian]

W aim 3?

[meager oyster]

You can be a literal cockroach and you’d still look good.

[void kelp]

I also love how masculine everyone Looks when theyre completely concealed in military gear. Im gonna look like a cool guy instead of a smol girl

[meager oyster]

I respect your opinion to dislike it.

[tender mason]

There are boundries

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/average-person-who-agrees-with-me-average-person-who-disagrees-with-me-average-person-enjoyer-agreed-gif-21183289

[meager oyster]

Just anyone would. Deep down, we’d all be cool guys if we just wore tactical gear and boiled alive because of the temperature outside.

[teal oracle]

Average exoskeleton enjoyer:

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

I love how futuristic yet crude/modern it looks

[neon vale]

nah

[void kelp]

Me when its cold enough to confortably wear my gear:

[neon vale]

normalize wearing as little gear as possible

[meager oyster]

Me when if I had the gear:

[neon vale]

also known as "me playing project zomboid"

[void kelp]

Counter point: CBRN combat medics

[neon vale]

just find a cool hat and then you're set

[teal oracle]

Real

I love that funny little Kentucky game

[agile obsidian]

Ya if you can't stop a bullet with your own body then that is sad

[neon vale]

catch it with your teeth like heihachi

or like ace ventura

[void kelp]

My full CBRN Medic kit that im gonna buy:
CBRN protective suit, white
Combat vest, black
FERNEZ gasmask, black
Combat boots, black
First responder rucksack, red
Chemical gloves, black

[meager oyster]

Wait…

[teal oracle]

I wish I could do a cosplay

[meager oyster]

Red gloves?

[void kelp]

Black gloves

[carmine forge]

Virgin relying on gear to save your ass vs Chad not getting hit in the first place

[meager oyster]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2-medicmybeloved-gif-22766584

MEEEEEDIC!

[void kelp]

Well I AM a german...

[meager oyster]

Awh.

[meager oyster]

MEEEEDIC! DOCTOR! HEY DOC, I’M DYIN’ HERE!

[spark depot]

So you mean that this would be ideal world for everyone?

[void kelp]

YES

[bitter spruce]

[void kelp]

Ofc the woman should wear gear too

[meager oyster]

They have no style, no. Also why are there catgirls?

[carmine forge]

explains your interest in chemical weapons and the countermeasures

[bitter spruce]

i want to kill that thing

[tender mason]

@spark depot good meme

[bitter spruce]

bad meme

[agile obsidian]

Ahahahaha

[neon vale]

counter counterpoint

[tender mason]

bastard

[bitter spruce]

derek

[void kelp]

I am not interested in the weapons, only in the protection and cleanup of chemical or biological contaminants

[meager oyster]

Good point.

[neon vale]

i have it saved as just "derek"

[void kelp]

Cant counter that one

[meager oyster]

Well that’s not really based.

[carmine forge]

yeah
sure

[neon vale]

it makes me sad that many of the people that know derek are no longer in this server

[void kelp]

I just wanna protect against chemical, biological and nuclear threats :<

[neon vale]

hes just a urban legend now

[meager oyster]

Use chemical warfare, warcrimes, Kira! Think about it!

[bitter spruce]

wow...

[void kelp]

But why?

[bitter spruce]

the plague.:.

[teal oracle]

Derek does not deserve to be remembered

[agile obsidian]

Yes let the intrusive thoughts win

[meager oyster]

Because it’s funny to watch people’s skin melt off.

[carmine forge]

make your ancestors proud?💀

[neon vale]

i think quite the opposite

[bitter spruce]

yes he does. he deserves infamy

[spark depot]

They are succubs, one in front just happened to take form of catgirl

[neon vale]

his quotes deserve to be immortalized

[bitter spruce]

excuse me?

[carmine forge]

drop em all here

[bitter spruce]

yhatsbso me

[meager oyster]

What the

[meager oyster]

, eh, just kiddin’ anyways. You’ve got some good intentions.

[teal oracle]

Real

[spark depot]

There's no way, that stalker like you didn't recognise that dangeroues things in first look

[neon vale]

we do not deal with terrorists catgirls demons here sir

[meager oyster]

I knew that they’re dangerous, I just didn’t know that it was THAT dangerous…

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1035385146494439475/1075898187346366524/Untitled_video_-_Made_with_Clipchamp.gif

[meager oyster]

It’s not a pseudogiant, I can’t immediately tell what it is.

[void kelp]

I wamna explore an abandoned building, I never did it before

[agile obsidian]

They are only a thing because of just 2 nukes

[teal oracle]

I haven’t even talked to half the people I know in this server in vc

[meager oyster]

Then do it.

[void kelp]

Cant find one near me

[spark depot]

But we need to deal with creations of wishgranter in our minds, so...

[meager oyster]

I’m gonna blow up a third one then, to get rid of those.

[neon vale]

yeah but we also got godzilla because of the nukes too
so overall worth it

[meager oyster]

Then spend the rest of your life finding one.

[agile obsidian]

well ya

[void kelp]

Sure!

[carmine forge]

You should try it. It's pretty fun||especially when it turns out that it's not abandoned||

[meager oyster]

||And you have to kill everyone in it.||

[bitter spruce]

we should blow up more cultures to replace their culture and establish our own. its funny

[neon vale]

its like that one video of the ghosthunters exploring a building
and then they just look at one window and its a dude mooning them

[meager oyster]

Please don’t.

[bitter spruce]

where do you live

[meager oyster]

Ukraine.

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/plonk-twitch-cat-gif-27494506

[void kelp]

Youre ukrainian?

[teal oracle]

Just bought kenshi

[bitter spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-price-call-of-duty-cod-smoking-army-gif-17638288

[meager oyster]

Yes.

[meager oyster]

Always has been.

[void kelp]

Nice, im learning ukrainian

[neon vale]

there will be a mcdonalds in timbuktu one day

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-shakes-you-violently-gif-24929527

[meager oyster]

Very nice.

[carmine forge]

What city?

[teal oracle]

niiiice

[spark depot]

Dear God

[meager oyster]

Lviv.

[agile obsidian]

The game was rigged form the start

[teal oracle]

there's more

[meager oyster]

Absolutely.

[void kelp]

I had 2 russians and 1 east german insult me for learning it

[bitter spruce]

indonesia will be la 2

[spark depot]

No

[tender mason]

Your address?

[meager oyster]

‘Course.

[neon vale]

noodlecup would not approve 😔

[teal oracle]

damn

[meager oyster]

No.

[bitter spruce]

yeah thats why

reset his homeland

[carmine forge]

just 2?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/indonesia-flag-gif-25343626

[spark depot]

POLSKA

[void kelp]

For now

[bitter spruce]

💀

[simple sage]

aftiks has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[spark depot]

Okok

Sorry for that

[carmine forge]

this is the only thing i have that contains indonesian

[neon vale]

ive been wanting to learn russian but since the war happened i doubt if i would actually be able to use it

[spark depot]

Don't ban me wolf pls

[neon vale]

i have one gimme a sec

[meager oyster]

Anytime you hear any russian, say паляниця and watch the world burn around you. Or, better yet, play TF2 and do the same.

[carmine forge]

Knowing your enemy's language helps a lot actually

[agile obsidian]

Wolf he called me the n word totally not lying.

[spark depot]

[meager oyster]

Well, but it’d be good for getting into fights.

[neon vale]

yeah but im not the type to actively seek out people to argue with 😔

[void kelp]

And what does that mean?

[meager oyster]

Literally a kind of bread, russians can’t pronounce it.

[void kelp]

AHAHA

[spark depot]

You never know when russian specnaz will visit your house... Better be prepared

[neon vale]

i might switch to ukranian though
since i could get tips from people that know it like @carmine forge or faker

[meager oyster]

How would speaking russain stop them?

[agile obsidian]

If they visited me when im in the US i would be shocked

[neon vale]

the main reason i never switched though is because it sounds like the letters have different sounds between the languages which sounds like hell

[meager oyster]

Mhm.

[spark depot]

That would give you additional 30 secound of life becouse of confusion they will get

[carmine forge]

Well that's pretty narrow minded way to apply that knowledge but I guess informational warfare and demoralization is also important

[meager oyster]

Unless they’re drunk, that is. And they will be, especially on the job.

[bitter spruce]

[void kelp]

Am gonna do a smol sleeby now, goodnight

[meager oyster]

Nighty-nighty.

Don’t let the snorks breakdance ya to death.

[agile obsidian]

Or let the freedomers get to them

[bitter spruce]

don't accidentally sleep face down and suffocate

[meager oyster]

Lad.

[neon vale]

i guess i could be more open minded about it
but tbh i doubt any russian would want to talk to an americano

[spark depot]

Oh, you can propose them vodka and become friend woth them

[void kelp]

Am gonna sleep floating

[spark depot]

Forget about that

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/همم-gif-21570043

[meager oyster]

And they’ll betray you seconds later, because.

[carmine forge]

Not sure how easy it will be for a native english speaker but here's fun(not really) fact: Ukrainian is always written the same way it's pronounced

[meager oyster]

She do be a saint though.

[neon vale]

so silent letters are completely out of the language?

[meager oyster]

Yes.

[void kelp]

Ahem...
Ь

Technically not a silent letter but

[meager oyster]

It’s not a silent letter, exactly…

[carmine forge]

it's not really silent as it affects how the letter coming before it is pronounced

[meager oyster]

(It kind of is.)

[void kelp]

True

Wait I should be asleeb

Nightie stalkers!

[neon vale]

that soothes at least some of the fears about a barrier of entry into learning it

[agile obsidian]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/503999844453711884/790752163319775242/When_you_turn_on_Discord_light_theme.gif

[teal oracle]

goodnight homie

[neon vale]

im currently using it

[agile obsidian]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-enojado-molesto-newspaper-gif-15571434

[meager oyster]

You WHAT?!

[agile obsidian]

HOW

[meager oyster]

Exactly!

[agile obsidian]

Light mode is the worst

[meager oyster]

Agreed.

No style.

[bitter spruce]

WOWZA

[neon vale]

i flip between them when one becomes boring to look at
its reflected in my quotes folder

[carmine forge]

epileptic gif material

[agile obsidian]

You are a psychopath

[bitter spruce]

did you save the one i sent you

[neon vale]

whichb one

[bitter spruce]

that one

[bitter spruce]

i remember this argument

[neon vale]

it was one sided as hell

[bitter spruce]

finnish was whining because we made fun of his finnslop

[neon vale]

noodlecup doesnt argue he literally only tried to piss finnish off

[bitter spruce]

true

[bitter spruce]

and finnish does his usual mindless strawmans

"uhhghuhhuh ur american!!!!"

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-shakes-you-violently-gif-24929527

[bitter spruce]

uhghuhhghh you're brown

[agile obsidian]

My friend dose the same thing by saying flat earth level thoughts to piss me off

[carmine forge]

this one is a valid point though

[teal oracle]

What did i do

[bitter spruce]

ughhgughhuh you're ukrainian

[bitter spruce]

hi lars :3

come back we miss you

[teal oracle]

no

[bitter spruce]

no more spiders

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916041249453113384/1144506593254326362/genuine_wires_reaction.gif

[neon vale]

except when slayer is in the chat

but you can just block him

[teal oracle]

[bitter spruce]

yeah but its actually kinda funny how lars just leaves over a png of a spider

[carmine forge]

I'm pretty sure everyone has stuff they don't like seeing

[bitter spruce]

yeah obviously but its as simple as blocking

[neon vale]

i dont like seeing that discord at all unless if its to play games
but i dont leave (never left(never left))

[bitter spruce]

bro you were just talking there

also true you never left

stayed with us the whole time

[urban coral]

Truly an N moment in STOC

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/letter-n-gif-9063758

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1145447021453529231/gta7.gif

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112851311243821076/1141169770440429698/gta7.gif

[spark depot]

Is he a Pol Pot from Kambodha?

[neon vale]

yeasd

[spark depot]

I throught that Pol Pot died like 30 years ago

[neon vale]

nope

[teal oracle]

ungifed

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112851311243821076/1141169770440429698/gta7.gif

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/172247745724284928/1118274458927517767/freeze-1-2.gif

[urban coral]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1112851311243821076/1141169770440429698/gta7.gif

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

[neon vale]

https://i.redd.it/7echcankvvd91.gif

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/916041249453113384/1144506593254326362/genuine_wires_reaction.gif

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/799634758685425664/1146484540358004756/bl2jb4xjl1w81.gif

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza4-yakuza-together-we-are-yakuza4-gif-27695100

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/fox-shakes-you-violently-gif-24929527

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/rdr2-gif-24035383

[neon vale]

REAL

[teal oracle]

[neon vale]

he did cough up blood

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-osm-yakuza-ost-d2a-dance-gif-23510299

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

[urban coral]

Omg so true!!

[teal oracle]

what does this mean

[bitter spruce]

uhhh penguan

the image

💀

[neon vale]

the image

[bitter spruce]

read his name in the image

[teal oracle]

[neon vale]

OH

i didnt notice

[bitter spruce]

silly guy

[teal oracle]

a silly slip up

[neon vale]

im either blind or have been that desensitized

[bitter spruce]

both

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

[neon vale]

both

[bitter spruce]

you're used to just reading his name

[teal oracle]

send invite

[bitter spruce]

wait really?

:D

larsie returns

[neon vale]

on that note im gonna acvtually plaY MY video ngame

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/realization-gif-20670935

[urban coral]

Fill in

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/757266499634200699/1147172459691393044/RPReplay_Final1693238690.mov

[spark depot]

Why?

[urban coral]

Sorry buddy, if you don't, you're cringe. Those are the rules

[late pulsar]

we like to fill things(like guns, artifact containers and campfires)

[spark depot]

But I littelary already have that in my profile

[urban coral]

IT'S NOT A LIST

[spark depot]

It have every important info

Nothing more is needed

[urban coral]

That makes you cringe

[spark depot]

Yes, I'm avare of it

[urban coral]

[spark depot]

But I accepted that, and evolved so cringe thing can be usefull for me

[urban coral]

Good luck with your bro, tho

We probably got some duderinos around who can help "persuade" him of his actions

[spark depot]

Gonna need that, especially when fighting with my brothers furrsona. (I promised mom that I'll cure him from degeneracy)

[urban coral]

Damn, guess Rahmi will never grow up

[pearl fractal]

Damn hope I never do

[urban coral]

Funky

[candid cloud]

Enjoy.

[urban coral]

Based as heck

Didn't know you were XX years old

Funky

[candid cloud]

Yes, I'm xx years.

Luckily not xxx.

[urban coral]

True

[pearl fractal]

Why am I the only one who's been told he's never growing up

Cuz I'm eternal? Immortal? Non existing?

[candid cloud]

@urban coral , I could write two three more wishes, but can't, because one dumbass will resend it and make the "funny" of it.

[urban coral]

O

[candid cloud]

O.

[urban coral]

Hella

[urban coral]

Fr

[neon vale]

did someone kick him in the balls

[wheat rapids]

This is horrifying.

[latent whale]

szkibidit tjlt or kripr

[wheat rapids]

I guarantee this is probably what he would do if January 6 ended with him becoming president again.

[bitter spruce]

january 6th?

[latent whale]

my favourite is i forgot his name the frog dude

[wheat rapids]

That storm to the congress.

[bitter spruce]

huh

oh

lmao

i entirely forgot about that

thabks penguan

[neon vale]

the only good sounding one ive found is this one https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1018171888041734155/1146580709188833432/cachedVideo.mp4

[wheat rapids]

It's probably best to forget about it at this point.

[bitter spruce]

it was funny

[neon vale]

you're welcome

[bitter spruce]

dumb rednecks stormed the capital because their God wasn't elected

[latent whale]

o nie kripery o nie

[wheat rapids]

This is even worse.

Please stop. You're scaring me now.

[latent whale]

szkibidi tojlet or kriper

[latent whale]

luckily for you

i ran out of the videos

[wheat rapids]

Thank every god that has ever been conceptualised! What hell scape did you get these from?

[latent whale]

Discord

what did you expected it to be

[latent whale]

its heaven or discord only

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1147265491912626236/mariobros.mp4

[wheat rapids]

Here come the cavalry.

There's more.

[latent whale]

he sounds like a mcdonald toy

[wheat rapids]

This is literally what they play in room 101.

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/483342179092267028/1147318809854742639/Les_touristes_en_France_be_like..._tourist_France.mp4

@granite tangle true?

[tiny dew]

PEACE through POWER

[tiny dew]

Kane LIVES!

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid-v-venom-snake-magazine-throw-mgsv-gif-27602730

[pearl lintel]

[granite tangle]

real

[pearl lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[peak jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153910891347968/1142540350494355557/cit.gif

[pearl lintel]

[ancient palm]

hi

[small ice]

hello

https://tenor.com/view/minuet-cat-unicouniuni-cat-meme-colon-three-blehhh-gif-11783032276175262475

[urban coral]

'Sup

[candid cloud]

'Sup.

[bitter hearth]

'Sup

[regal prairie]

Hi

[regal prairie]

Guys..I just realised something, genders don’t exist, they never did, it’s all a scheme for bathroom companies to invent more

[bitter hearth]

hi

[hidden gazelle]

meow

[bitter hearth]

hi liv

[hidden gazelle]

hruuu

[bitter hearth]

alive, how about you

[hidden gazelle]

same

mood swings go brrrrrrrr

good news: my nerve pain has gotten better

[bitter hearth]

good to hear!

[hidden gazelle]

hows life

[bitter hearth]

beating the shit out of me

[hidden gazelle]

Awe

Hopefully it gets better

[spark depot]

How do you do, fellow stalkers

[teal oracle]

Good morning stoc

[spark depot]

Who the hell is "stoc"?

[bitter hearth]

he doesnt know

[bitter hearth]

chese

[spark depot]

Indeed

[candid cloud]

Almost everyone here doesn't know.

[pearl fractal]

How? You are an emission brotherman .. damn scientists

[bitter hearth]

everyone is new

[candid cloud]

No way.

[teal oracle]

He doesent know

[candid cloud]

Does anyone here know how to open .win (for game) file?

[bitter hearth]

brb, gotta go hospital

[hidden gazelle]

🥺

[spark depot]

Are you real skinwalker?

[spark depot]

No way

[hidden gazelle]

Me when I break into a house for copper pipes and witness a gay sex orgy

[spark depot]

@granite tangle

Can't answer you in memes so...

Well idk, but just look at the age of most scientist. They are from deep soviet times, maybe it will change in Stalker 2

[granite reef]

He tried to fight the gods...

...but like always, he failed

[urban coral]

S.T.A.L.K.E.R Official Community

STOC

[granite tangle]

Why "STOC"?

and not "SOC"

oh

[candid cloud]

SOCK.

Sock Official Community Klub.

[urban coral]

S.T. as in the abbreviation used on the OG website

[granite tangle]

why s.t.

instead of s.t.a.

[candid cloud]

STA.

[urban coral]

Why S.T.A. when you could just say S.T.A.L.K.E.R OC

Oh wait

[granite tangle]

im sure we can find a better acronym than stoc

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1147416977816686602/video0-76_1.mp4

[candid cloud]

PTP.

[granite tangle]

ptp?

[candid cloud]

Perry the Platypus.

[fleet nebula]

[rigid tide]

Hello,everyone from Thailand

How about situation on war guys?

[coarse rapids]

my brother in christ read rules

[pearl fractal]

A type of food

[spark depot]

Good to know

[pearl fractal]

I think crimson already told you no? STOC is the abbreviated name of this server brotherman

[earnest escarp]

Boar bone stoc(k), easy campfire soups

[spark depot]

Yeah, he told me

[spark depot]

*femboy with long hair

[bitter hearth]

i am back

[granite reef]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-meme-gif-21634242

[bitter hearth]

hi

[bitter hearth]

sir, yer sir!

[candid cloud]

Kys.

[spark depot]

Wish I can

[bitter hearth]

wish i can too

[urban coral]

No

[granite tangle]

yes

OCSF

Official Community for S.t.a.l.k.e.r Fans

[urban coral]

Sounds cringe, tbh

Besides, the name has existed for, like, four years now?

No point in changing it now

[teal oracle]

What

[regal prairie]

Hello ;-;

[teal oracle]

Heya

[regal prairie]

how are you

[teal oracle]

Good, you?

[regal prairie]

I am alright, thanks

[teal oracle]

That’s good

[candid cloud]

:|

[bitter hearth]

whats up

[regal prairie]

Not much, waiting to get back on pc on Monday