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[void kelp]

The monolith uses telepathy

Real, worship the Rock goddammit

[bitter spruce]

when is your sabbath

[void kelp]

We dont have one

[bitter spruce]

how often do you congregate

[tepid matrix]

rather mass hypnosis and more

[void kelp]

Depends on how many battles are going on

[bitter spruce]

please respect other people's religion

[urban coral]

Inb4 these Monolithians don't know what they actually worship

[void kelp]

I worship shiny rocc

[urban coral]

Okay, why?

[urban coral]

Klopt

[void kelp]

It has Powers and can guide me to victory

[bitter spruce]

please capitalize the M in Monolith next time

[urban coral]

Fake Monolithian spotted

[tepid matrix]

even if it the church of the macaroni monster, the church of loli, and the church of satanists?

[void kelp]

:<

Am a Real monolithian >:[

[urban coral]

Okay, then tell me why

[neon vale]

i remember the time a satanist joined this server and he got bullied out because he was a fake

he didnt believe in bad things 😔

[urban coral]

What is the Monolith, exactly?

[void kelp]

...perhaps it is because I was kinds brainwashed by it BUT
Its still a Magic rock with special capabilities

[urban coral]

Fake Monolithian

[bitter spruce]

most satanists don't actually worship satan, its just a larp by atheists to piss off christians usually

[urban coral]

[void kelp]

:<

[urban coral]

If only Gaj was here

He's a true Monolithian

[bitter spruce]

yeah im starting to believe this guy's a fake. claims they dont have scripture. FAKE

[void kelp]

I swear I am not a Psyop deployed by the Monolith to get more soldiers

[bitter spruce]

how is the church organized

who is in charge, is there ordained elders

[urban coral]

What is the Monolith Itself?

[neon vale]

charon

[urban coral]

So, a dead man?

[void kelp]

There is a heirarchy

[bitter spruce]

Monolithism is a very interesting religion i want to learn more

[bitter spruce]

this is a schizo post

[void kelp]

We have several soldiers in higher ranks, often closer to the monolith

[bitter spruce]

where do you rank

and how do you progress

[neon vale]

for liv or just schizo in general
nvm its both

[tepid matrix]

hmm you created a monolith channel but there is no video, but will there be any story or gameplay?

[void kelp]

You progress through glory earned in battle

[urban coral]

He's a Novice, just a rookie

[bitter spruce]

do you believe in an afterlife

[void kelp]

Theres no Video because I deleted my old channel due to technical stuff

[bitter spruce]

do monolothians have a valhalla of sorts

[void kelp]

There will be some soon

[urban coral]

Fanfic nonsense

[void kelp]

I do not. I will give my life for shiny Rock

[bitter spruce]

interesting

[void kelp]

Well yeah, my rank is smol

[tepid matrix]

was there a video on Lore?

[bitter spruce]

is using "Shiny Rock" taking its name in vain

[urban coral]

Yes

[neon vale]

almost at master ranks

[void kelp]

..no

[bitter spruce]

what does Monolithism think of Judaism

[neon vale]

nvm still level 41 😔

[void kelp]

Im trying not to seem too serious

[bitter spruce]

you dont tale your religion seriously?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/having-fun-dance-party-jump-celebration-gif-17166415

[bitter spruce]

wow......

[tepid matrix]

https://youtu.be/tG7fk_DUz5g

[tepid matrix]

Just gameplay?

[void kelp]

In character: yes
Outside of my character: bro im in a discord

[urban coral]

Look what's written on the Gauss Rifle

[cunning quartz]

any fellow polish people in chat?

[void kelp]

Gameplay yes

[tepid matrix]

Co się stało?

[cunning quartz]

opinion on bringing this into circulation

fun fact Konfederacja started this joke

[bitter spruce]

shut up

[tepid matrix]

have you ever heard his answer to journalists about bread?

[bitter spruce]

monolithians love their jewish brothers

[tepid matrix]

Ok

[tepid matrix]

I watched 1 dude who makes stalker videos that look like movies

[void kelp]

:3

Brb

[cunning quartz]

stfu no

[void kelp]

Am back

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/999145095813144699/1142637615909195940/ezgif-1-9b6cf5ab0d.gif

[tepid matrix]

H games ?

[neon vale]

what

[neon vale]

mf sees anime and the first thing he thinks of is porn

[tepid matrix]

Just see a text

[neon vale]

that says high score 💀

[echo spruce]

avarage duty fan

[neon vale]

average eco fan

[tepid matrix]

In hentai game its mean another's things

[echo spruce]

did you guys see the stalker cat

[neon vale]

youve played one?

[void kelp]

Show me the Stalker cat

I love cats :3

[tepid matrix]

of course, even went through the storyline

[neon vale]

lol i just noticed in the later games it did end up being changed to hiscore instead of hscore

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-just-dodge-yeah-just-dodge-bullet-hell-gif-26068620

[void kelp]

Excellent

[echo spruce]

stalking girls thats my boyyy

Marked One?!

[neon vale]

real

[void kelp]

Where?

[echo spruce]

its so cool

[echo spruce]

like gigacat

[neon vale]

i love hairless cats

[echo spruce]

blind no mom

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/bingus-douyin-lelemaoshe-hairless-cat-sphynx-cat-gif-19416502

[echo spruce]

sad cat

[echo spruce]

its looks like my old cat

rest in peace

[void kelp]

:<

[tepid matrix]

Whats wrong?

[echo spruce]

sniper elite 4

[void kelp]

Read the Text above

[tepid matrix]

Oh, my old cat have more then 20 years old

[void kelp]

Damm

Catto :3

[echo spruce]

stupid keyboard

[pearl lintel]

[crystal plinth]

How about showing some doggo love hmmmmm

[noble elk]

That’s not a cat , that’s whole Khajiit

[tepid matrix]

Chornobyl cat

[crystal plinth]

Yes here it is

[near ridge]

GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

[regal heron]

hello chat

[candid cloud]

Hello.

[regal heron]

it's been a while

how you doing?

[echo spruce]

i want this cat

[bitter hearth]

i slept the whole day

[waxen hare]

Some old man died in plane crash

wonder who was he

[lusty onyx]

A hotdog seller

[void kelp]

Gun moment

The lighting makes this Look like a cartoon pistol

[candid cloud]

TT.

[void kelp]

Makarov moment

Its disabled tho, not a functional firearm

[candid cloud]

Played WaW?

[void kelp]

Did a while ago

[candid cloud]

Well, for me it looks like TT, not a Makarov pistol.

[bitter hearth]

i should replay waw

[shy narwhal]

Is it yours?

[granite reef]

Hello guys

May I join u in the campfire here?

[shy narwhal]

Sure

[granite reef]

Cool, oddio italiano

😱

[shy narwhal]

Hm?

Sì

[granite reef]

Siuum, finally an italian

[candid cloud]

Sin't.

[void kelp]

Yes

[granite reef]

😞

[candid cloud]

Yes, I don't know Italian.

[granite reef]

Cool

[shy narwhal]

Skill issue...

[void kelp]

:3

[granite reef]

It's ok bud, so no one learns Italian, except in Latin countries

[bitter hearth]

i know the tigre language

[granite reef]

Huh

[cunning quartz]

hello again chat im back from work

[granite reef]

Helo

[candid cloud]

Well, in my school, when I was there, there was an option to learn Italian, but nobody asked my opinion, so I was learning German.

[candid cloud]

Indeed.

[granite reef]

Wait where ur from?

[candid cloud]

Ukraine.

[granite reef]

Finally someone cares about the Italian language

It's so strange that even in an Ukranian school they can make you learn Italian

[void kelp]

Stalker, I require cuddles and a disproportionate amount of encrypted PDAs

[granite reef]

I won't cuddle you

[void kelp]

Then gimme PDAs

[granite reef]

Nop, not even those

[void kelp]

:<

[granite reef]

I don't trust you

[void kelp]

Why?

[granite reef]

Cuz you're a Monolithian

[void kelp]

Damm

[granite reef]

JUST KIDDING

[void kelp]

:(

Gimme cuddles

[granite reef]

IF

you pay me with artifacts

[void kelp]

Yes

[granite reef]

I need a compass artifact rn

[granite reef]

Gato posting

[peak jewel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1144009067996663919/a70584be1a3d3d1c2b62eb8f86e3930a.jpg

[granite reef]

I don't know Ukrainian, but I do understand the context

[peak jewel]

https://tenor.com/view/лячно-зроз-лячнийзроз-мавпа-monkey-gif-27195734

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-silence-insolent-whelp-discord-meme-shut-up-gif-27382393

[granite reef]

Ok free cuddles if you want...

[void kelp]

:D

[granite reef]

😐

But I won't give you PDAs

[late pulsar]

guys, you arent freedom and yiu arent a bloodsucker, calm down

[void kelp]

I was talking about cuddles calm down

[bitter hearth]

flopa

[granite reef]

Yup that's right

[late pulsar]

i was joking calm down

[granite reef]

Gato 😄

[void kelp]

Aight :>

[late pulsar]

[candid cloud]

I've played NFSHPR.

[granite reef]

His name is...

[late pulsar]

IM CALM !!!

[candid cloud]

Man... I want more

[void kelp]

Unico Uni

[candid cloud]

Those 20/21 level players can't catch or destroy me.

They suck.

[granite reef]

We need Zone gato

[bitter hearth]

oh hot pursuit remaster? ooh man, mustve been nice

[full grail]

@lusty onyx Trepangsus is that you?!

[candid cloud]

It really was.

[void kelp]

I still want cuddles
But I really wanna have a Stalker Maxwell mod

[candid cloud]

And I want more.

[full grail]

IT IS!

[pallid lily]

I'm gonna throw up

[full grail]

AYO TREPANGSUS

[void kelp]

Imagine a mod that adds Maxwell as a holdable item into stalker

[full grail]

@lusty onyx come on ;-;

[void kelp]

Yeah but there isnt one yet

[pallid lily]

There was supposed to be cats in the Zone.

[bitter hearth]

the game really looks good even tho its abit old

[void kelp]

Im in my cuddly mood
Stalker moment

[candid cloud]

True, same about Burnout Paradise.

[pallid lily]

Imagine S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but with RE2: Remake gameplay.

[full grail]

No it's not mine

[bitter hearth]

YOOO THEY FOUND HIM !!!!
he is going to make half life 3💯

[void kelp]

I love this

[granite reef]

YOO STALKER 2 IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

[full grail]

Also first day this got shown and somebody already drew it

Yes

[pallid lily]

MORE CATS!!!

[void kelp]

I got like 4 kira memes

[granite reef]

EYO HE'S GORDON

[bitter hearth]

look whos beside him

[pallid lily]

Nobody is going to say anything about Goku being in that photo?

[full grail]

GORGON FROHMAN

[bitter hearth]

lmfao

[full grail]

Lmao you made me notice

[bitter hearth]

goku is busy working man, let the man rest

gorgeous freelance :D

[void kelp]

I love contributing nothing to conversations

[full grail]

@lusty onyx won't say anything?
Fine

[full grail]

106 is gonna kill you

[urban coral]

Contribute memes

[pallid lily]

Gorku Frekarot

[void kelp]

I got 255 cat memes and 4 Kira memes

[urban coral]

CAT MEMES

[pallid lily]

I tried playing the original Deus Ex and I hated it.

[pallid lily]

System Shock 2 is the bees knees tho.

[granite reef]

THIS SONG IS FIRE 🔥🔥🔥

[full grail]

That thing is like 2 years old

[pallid lily]

The combat is trash

[bitter hearth]

we finna make it outa the zone wid dis one!💯 🔥

[full grail]

Wait what?
Nah the DX combat doesn't seem bad!

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[void kelp]

Im gonna make more Kira memes

[pallid lily]

It's worse than low level Morrowind

[full grail]

No shit

[granite reef]

Then do them

[full grail]

Who is Mira skzond Kornel

Hyglayfus Mowfjops

[void kelp]

A cereal

[full grail]

Guiopy Refke

[full grail]

Wot

[candid cloud]

World of tanks.

[granite reef]

Good observation

[bitter hearth]

hotline miami 2 is hard

[cunning quartz]

schrelb 🥵

[full grail]

I got used to it and S'ed everything even hardmode
Also, don't try to live, don't hide it will get you killed more

[granite reef]

My gang

[urban coral]

Fr

[full grail]

Green Gimps

In Alien Sex suits

[granite reef]

POLL

For you, aliens are grey or green?

Reaction the text

[full grail]

They're anti-human combine

[urban coral]

Both, there are different races and some of them change colors depending on the climate

[bitter hearth]

ok then run like a crazy ass and kill everything?

[full grail]

You'll get used to it yes

That's how it's easy for me to get S rank I play 70% of the time

[void kelp]

I hav returned with memes

[urban coral]

RENEGADIS GODS OF ZONA

[void kelp]

Oh no

I have alerted the renegades

[urban coral]

@karmic sun
Here's another 4% of STOC lore

[pallid lily]

Technically, we're all aliens.

[urban coral]

I'm not

[granite reef]

As Italian i can confirm

[void kelp]

Real

[pearl lintel]

https://tenor.com/view/tmnt-donatello-thumbs-up-approved-you-got-it-gif-23483727

[urban coral]

Cowabunga, dude!

Or do you prefer Booyakasha?

I'll delete in a bit, got le funny name in it

Download if you want while you still can

[bitter hearth]

lmfao

[pallid lily]

Bro, I know. It's not just the young ppl either tho. I'm from Texas (usually regarded as a dumb southern state) and I know almost all of the questions that these interviewers ask ppl on the NY streets.
They're common teachings...

[urban coral]

Texas based

But yeah, y'all weirdly uneducated

Alright, deleting it

Wow, I deleted something! Almost as if I'm a mod

[bitter hearth]

you should know all of that by age 12

[candid cloud]

Know what?

[bitter hearth]

oh you missed it

[candid cloud]

Of course I missed it

[bitter hearth]

im replaying cod WaW campaign, missed it

[candid cloud]

I wonder if we meet today in VC.

[bitter hearth]

maybe

[candid cloud]

Or maybe not.

Who knows.

[void kelp]

Am still in my cuddly mood
Why am I like this

[hidden gazelle]

[granite reef]

[void kelp]

Bolts

[granite reef]

I love bolts

[void kelp]

Yes

[granite reef]

Me irl

[void kelp]

Damm

[bitter hearth]

bordem consumes me again

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-joshua-graham-gif-25989158

@late wharf

[jade pewter]

https://streamable.com/udcfhl

man, this "mama" hit me hard

[urban coral]

@pallid lily

[pale kettle]

@past solar regarding language : i dont care and should not care about people who speaks russian. That language forced to ukrainians through hundred years of russian tyrany. In nowadays its used in attempt to divide people in Ukraine. There is no place for it in ukrainian gsme. People come to live in Ukraine? They learn ukrainian. People come to some other land? They learning that lands language. In case if russians they are coming to other land and instead of mimicrating they calling russia ti that land.

[bitter hearth]

huh

[pale kettle]

@neon siren regarding Hebrew as localisation in STALKER you might better suggest GSC to add it, instead of defending russian.

[pallid lily]

I don't get it.
We're alone or what?

[bitter hearth]

special, perhaps

[urban coral]

Tactics enjoyers are alone

[bitter hearth]

i should try it

[pallid lily]

Oh, I didn't look closely

[urban coral]

Gotta love 'em hillbillies and tribals becoming apocalyptic techno-knights

[pallid lily]

Oh, that reminds me of the Hot Rodders

[urban coral]

And also has working humvees, APCs and tanks

[pallid lily]

I'm surprised you have crossmodded Stalker & Fallout

You've tried it, haven't you?
Tell the truth.

[urban coral]

Never. I'd keep the two settings separate. Bethesda could learn from me

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-watermelon-eating-gif-23033035

[urban coral]

@coarse rapids
Remember this?

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/takes-you-back-in-time-booger-brown-the-cowboy-way-nostalgic-i-miss-those-days-gif-18507518

[urban coral]

Truly

@pallid lily
Just radiates basedness

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/9c/57/e3/9c57e3d90f3b5641e3b4716c2e51c6bf.jpg

[pallid lily]

Oh dang. The Enclave definitely would be in the zone.
Same with BoS, no doubt.

[urban coral]

[pallid lily]

Fallout: S.T.A.L.K.E.R.
Brotherhood of Duty + Freedom.

[urban coral]

Oof

https://www.change.org/p/business-center-gsc-game-world-publishing-a-book?redirect=false

[cunning quartz]

ah yes

Stalker The Lost Alpha as a book

on my old laptop i had the pleasure of getting my hands on Lost Alpha

[compact rock]

Rate My setup

[cunning quartz]

console over PC = instant L

[urban coral]

Fr

[bitter hearth]

no pc + its dirty

remove the cans and clean that plate

[compact rock]

Ive had it since 2017 im abt to get one I've been saving up for

[cunning quartz]

until you get a PC unfortunately the setup is an L

[compact rock]

@cunning quartz is the background abt good

[pallid lily]

-10/10
Reason: Bargs RB > A&W RB

[compact rock]

I have a barcs can in there

[pallid lily]

-11/10 bc you're drinking A&W right in front of Bargs' face.

[compact rock]

I'm also drinking Dad's root beer which is the best one bc it's real root beer

Can you spot it

[pallid lily]

.....yes.... I found it...
I kinda like this game..

Send more pictures of your house.
Let's find all the rootbeer!!

[compact rock]

I am at somewhere else rn

[void kelp]

lol dlss 3.5 supports 30 series

so confusing

[coarse rapids]

not complicated if you dont use it

[void kelp]

eh, it rocks

its complicated because dlss 3 requires 40 series for frame generation but now 3.5 is having, now its doing ai ray tracing stuff to improve performance and it works on 30 series

ray reconstruction

i like free performance upgrades to my hardware that make things look better

[coarse rapids]

I used DLSS before
it was so bad,so disgusting,so absolutely bad,that I have lost all hope
use it if you want I dont care

[urban coral]

Lmao guys, check this out
https://www.cnclegions.com/

INTRODUCTION
Command & Conquer: Legions takes place in a universe where following the Third Tiberium War, the CABAL launches another assault on humanity with their cyborg army. Yet, a more potent force seems to lurk behind the CABAL, silently observing the unfolding chaos. Despite their long-standing conflict, the Nod and the GDI are compelled to unite once again in the face of these threats, fully aware that their own internal conflicts could erupt at any moment. As the player, you assume the role of a seasoned commander, entrusted with safeguarding humanity and protecting the Earth. However, the journey goes beyond mere survival and following orders; it's time to embark on a path of total conquest!

I'm going to sniff Tiberium, because this is giving me top-tier cringe 💀

[void kelp]

It depends on the version.. its also come along way, watch ue5 with dlss or cp2077

Anyways dlss 3.5 good news for stalker and next gen

[coarse rapids]

I dont care every single adaptation even the ones ppl call good as been a miserable little pile of crap

[lament zealot]

tryin not to be political but damn

#📜┃s2_suggestions got me acting strange

https://tenor.com/view/dave-chappelle-need-gif-21451408

[void kelp]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TH9k9LK5XY yeah looks horrible

[coarse rapids]

I dont care I aint gonna use DLSS or any other "AI Upscaler"

[void kelp]

we'll see when s2 comes out

i spent the day for some reason flashing my vbios and figuring out best oc settings have no idea why

[pallid lily]

Wait a second...
Is that Half-Life 3?

[void kelp]

yeah s2 is half-life episode 3

[pallid lily]

When are we getting Portal 3?

[coarse rapids]

Hopefully never

[pallid lily]

Why do u hate Portal??

[coarse rapids]

Issa quite boring I will be real with you

Id rather play a deeper puzzle game...

[pallid lily]

Superliminal is a good one

[coarse rapids]

I was speaking zacktronics harder games

That or turing complete

[pallid lily]

Wtf is that?

[coarse rapids]

Just simple,raw,mind breaking puzzles

[coarse rapids]

Highly technical and hard games

[pallid lily]

Like Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo?

Freddi Fish...
Pajama Sam.....

[pallid lily]

What are some examples?

[coarse rapids]

That game looks quite easy but this is a good example
https://store.steampowered.com/app/504210/SHENZHEN_IO/
That or turing complete

Steam

SHENZHEN I/O

Build circuits using a variety of components from different manufacturers, like microcontrollers, memory, logic gates, and LCD screens. Write code in a compact and powerful assembly language where every instruction can be conditionally executed. Read the included manual, which includes over 30 pages of original datasheets, reference guides, and...

Price

$14.99

Recommendations

3024

▶ Play video

[bitter spruce]

mans never played portal

portal 2 rocks

[coarse rapids]

Where you need to use computer mathematics to build circuits and create an actual computer

[bitter spruce]

this game isnt good

nice try bro

[coarse rapids]

I played Portal 2,it was boring

I wont be playing portal 1

[bitter spruce]

you have the worst opinions known to man

[coarse rapids]

I dunno what to tell you man

Valve has a lot of mhe games

[bitter spruce]

im never taking another mod recommendation from you...

[coarse rapids]

Lmao

[pallid lily]

Wooooow

[bitter spruce]

its over vasim...

im unsubscribing from your onlyfans

[coarse rapids]

Right in the meow ow

[pallid lily]

Who is this Vasim guy I keep hearing about?

[bitter spruce]

idk never heard of him

[coarse rapids]

Ruined,bersmirched,I lie here,saying,Portal is boring

[bitter spruce]

simply incorrect

[coarse rapids]

I wonder if my opinion wouldve changed if I played it when it came out but as it stands,I sisnt care for the characters,the comedy was somewhat obnoxious,the levels were whatever and the plotline was just uninsteresting

With that lineup its a testament it kept me until the end and its just meh and not bad

See,if yhe game was meh but I faced a lot of annoyences,I would hate the game,but I was in trance in Portal,i didn't hateit

[bitter hearth]

does RoN has sale?

[coarse rapids]

I didnt like it

[pallid lily]

I bet this Vasim guy modded the portals out of SoC CNPP.

[coarse rapids]

Sometimes yes

[bitter spruce]

probably not

wait for fall or something

[coarse rapids]

I see RoN on sale sometimes,during big ones,not big sales tho

[bitter spruce]

october maybe

[coarse rapids]

Shame

[bitter hearth]

allright

[void kelp]

literally portal is objectively likable, maybe not your favorite but its like not a bad game

[coarse rapids]

I did not say it was bad I just,its meh

[bitter spruce]

your opinion is simply incorrect

[coarse rapids]

You said correct

[pallid lily]

There was no such thing as a portal before Portal 2 did it.

[coarse rapids]

Im taking the W

Sorry bro

[coarse rapids]

I mean I assume Portal 1 is more of the same which is ehy Im not gonna even try

[bitter spruce]

ermm source?

[pallid lily]

Portal 2 was better

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053029549295812710/1111389407845556284/Collapse.gif

[coarse rapids]

Ho wow,how meh was Portal 1

[bitter spruce]

it came out way before portal 2, it just didnt have much established lore elements like portal 2

[pallid lily]

Meh, no anomalies

[bitter spruce]

portal 2 is way more of a story game

[coarse rapids]

Ho so,its better

[bitter spruce]

and portal 1 focused mainly on the puzzles

[coarse rapids]

How much more dialogue and "jokes" does it have

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053029549295812710/1111389407845556284/Collapse.gif

[coarse rapids]

wtf Portal 1 sounds better

[bitter spruce]

man your opinions just keep getting worse

how boring of a person are you

[coarse rapids]

I like marauders so I am very vry salty and bitter

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053029549295812710/1111389407845556284/Collapse.gif

[void kelp]

i like portal 2 better but most like the first more i think

idk both good

[coarse rapids]

Also a discord mod so an eternally online obese man

[bitter spruce]

portal 2 is just better because it has a great story

[coarse rapids]

this is basic bro

[pallid lily]

Nobody plays games for the story tho

[bitter spruce]

what.

[coarse rapids]

You mean,the boring story that had me do something else while the 2 unfunny dolls kept yapping on and on?

I dont care for this universe

[bitter spruce]

no? idk what that is

[void kelp]

bro doesn't like half-life

[coarse rapids]

GLADOS was OK and bentley straight sucked

[bitter spruce]

bentley....?

[coarse rapids]

I wish it was just about puzzles ans not story

[bitter spruce]

bro what

[pallid lily]

He's talking about the game Unfunny Dolls 2

[bitter spruce]

true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coarse rapids]

Sure

Sorry to say best Valve game is L4D2

[bitter hearth]

play batman arkaham asylum

[coarse rapids]

Thats an actually great game

[bitter spruce]

im going to ignore you now

[coarse rapids]

Cope and seethe

[void kelp]

yeah i dont even care about the best game discord talks about jesus thats not even a hot take

[bitter hearth]

my best valve games are halflife in first place, l4d2 and team fortress 2 come second

[pallid lily]

I never played Asylum. I played the crap out of City tho. Knight was ok..

[pallid lily]

It's only good in co-op

[bitter hearth]

asyllum is fun

you wont get bored

[bitter spruce]

cs

:D

please

[bitter hearth]

counter strike?

[bitter spruce]

ill beg penguan after you say no

[coarse rapids]

A more fun solo experience than their other games
Tho CS1.6 does give me heavy nostalgia

[pallid lily]

Every Valve game is monumental

[bitter spruce]

did you say yes

[pallid lily]

None of them compare to Tree Sim tho.

[bitter hearth]

i dont have cs global downloaded, i lost in some match to some russian dude, he kicked my ass took all the cases and laughed at me in "xaxa" language

[coarse rapids]

Watching grass dry sim

[pallid lily]

Window Licker Sim

[coarse rapids]

First mistake,play GO

[bitter hearth]

i did, and i got some indian screaming at me to buy a machine gun and run shooting and to stop buying snipers

[pallid lily]

No no, try CS:Stop first.
It's canon.

[bitter hearth]

i still bought snipers just to anger him

[void kelp]

you realize every game you join will have different people in it

[coarse rapids]

The deleted scenes side game was a fun novelty tho I gotta say

[pallid lily]

Don't listen to this. They're all NPCs

[bitter hearth]

i played 23 games, all were the same

[coarse rapids]

I will give props

But HL1 and their expasion packs did it better

[pallid lily]

All guys from India??

[bitter hearth]

no, all of them died cause of skill issue and complained about why im dying as well

[void kelp]

also you get put in with new people when you first start..

[pallid lily]

Like eczema???

Oh, "skill issues".
I thought you said "skin issues".

[bitter hearth]

bruh

[pallid lily]

Try Team Fortress 2.
Or, go back to the OG and play Unreal Tournament.

[bitter hearth]

nah tf2 is fine

[pallid lily]

There's no eczema in that game

[pearl lintel]

[ripe merlin]

Michael on top

[granite reef]

Electroboom my beloved

[granite reef]

Duty:

[void kelp]

Hi there stalkers

[urban coral]

Except Duty cringé

[urban coral]

'Sup

[void kelp]

:3

[lusty onyx]

Hello there

[void kelp]

Hi there!

How are you?

[granite reef]

Oh shbt it's the Monolith

[void kelp]

Yes

[granite reef]

Most annoying intelligent monolith:

[void kelp]

I am very annoying

[granite reef]

Facts

[void kelp]

Real

[granite reef]

FR

[urban coral]

Oof

[granite reef]

Do you guys like the bread?

[urban coral]

Hate it

[granite reef]

😡😡😡😡🥵😡😡😡😡😡

[urban coral]

Interesting

[granite reef]

[gray jetty]

@urban coral I got the famicom modded finally

But uh

Seems something else broke

[urban coral]

Lmao

[gray jetty]

Carts work though

Er

I think the ppu is dead lol

Ah well can just buy another one

[void kelp]

:3

[granite reef]

🤨

[void kelp]

:>

[urban coral]

You need to work on your conversation skills

[void kelp]

I just woke up

[urban coral]

[void kelp]

Im not gonna say anything useful in my first 10 minutes of being awake lmao

[void kelp]

I love how there isnt "I go to sleep" as a step, wich implies that the cat keeps waking up over and over without going back to sleep, Trapped in an endless cycle of waking up and being silly

Silly cat :3

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth .

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1139106616344576071/VID_20230604_160725_453.mp4

[granite reef]

Sly

[void kelp]

The UA chat is way too funny

[bitter hearth]

oooh man that looks awesome, how is it ?

[near ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153910891347968/1136651054801494066/4x.gif

[candid cloud]

60FPS, all Ultra.

[near ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-gif-27594723

[granite reef]

I wish to meet strelok irl

[void kelp]

My ukrainian grammar is beyond any readability

[bitter hearth]

yooo, very based

[bitter hearth]

@urban coral not very good start but ey

[urban coral]

Depends on your stats

Machete and pistol are based

[void kelp]

:3

[granite reef]

@near ridge bro stole the meme and posted into #💬┃ua_offtop

😡😡😡😡😡

[bitter hearth]

also i discovered some grassy area rn

[void kelp]

Ladeor be honest, how embarassing is my ukrainian?

[bitter hearth]

ive been playing the game for months and i just discovored it

[near ridge]

this cat reminds me of one person from the meme

[granite reef]

Soyjak

[urban coral]

Sounds about right, Arboretum

What ams stats tho

[small ice]

mmm yes they are

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/sogga-sogga-gif-sogga-hoodie-sogga-hoodie-gif-bingus-gif-20354809

[urban coral]

Alright, based

[near ridge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153910891347968/1141747939509801060/cat_with_blahaj.mp4

[urban coral]

I dunno bro, but Machete and Pistol is good

[bitter hearth]

very yes

[urban coral]

Truly
https://youtu.be/pqDqIMUo2OU?si=gdDmb5TfnrERs0MB

[bitter hearth]

specialy the pistol, it deals stronk damage

[urban coral]

Yeah, you can basically attack twice, roll and then use the pistol

Makes your effective range bigger

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth , btw, wanna me to stream the NFSHPR in a hour?

[bitter hearth]

sure yeah

[bitter hearth]

that is literaly what im doing, i smack twice, they hit, i roll behind them and i shoot

[urban coral]

Yup

It's pretty good

Also does fire damage, so if you've got oil, it's even better

[bitter hearth]

so uhh i died

btw what do i do with this key

[granite reef]

Shut up with your propaganda you monolithian, or I will eat your rock

[urban coral]

Open something

[bitter hearth]

crowned key it says, some octupos gives me it everytime i die

[void kelp]

I will keep trying to recruit more monolith

[granite reef]

🤨

[bitter hearth]

damn, never thought of that

[urban coral]

Now you know

Let me know if you need any help

Same with items and builds

[bitter hearth]

wich one is the best to use from these

[candid cloud]

I refuse.

[urban coral]

I usually go with Electro or Foresight

[bitter hearth]

i have been using catalyst and electro

[void kelp]

Wrong answer

[urban coral]

Catalyst also alright

[bitter hearth]

they doesnt know

[candid cloud]

Sorry, honey, but I'm the real loner.

[granite reef]

@void kelp happy now...?

[candid cloud]

Crimson knows

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/not-funny-didnt-laugh-gif-14688388

[void kelp]

Yes

:3

[bitter hearth]

i need, I Need!

[wise pivot]

cursed

[urban coral]

Yup, and Crowbar also good

Extremely high damage

[bitter hearth]

wich one should i get

the other 2 weapons are ass, electrical wip with 400 damage and the hollow night nail

knight*

[urban coral]

Bone is so OP, dude

[bitter hearth]

i know

[urban coral]

Light Sword is also based, so it's up to you

[bitter hearth]

you smack twice, then you one shot everything nonstop

[urban coral]

Yup

[bitter hearth]

doin some spinjutsu on thes mfkas

[near ridge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153910891347968/1136651054801494066/4x.gif

[granite reef]

😽

[bitter hearth]

i might be fighting a boss rn

[urban coral]

Probably

[bitter hearth]

i passed that grassy area

[urban coral]

Nah

[bitter hearth]

and this next area looks like a boss fight cause its all flat

it was a boss

im dead

[shy narwhal]

ARE YOU READY? 5 MORE HOURS @urban coral

[bitter hearth]

it jumped at me, and i died

it one shotted me

[void kelp]

Am smol

[bitter hearth]

@urban coralanother op weapon

[urban coral]

No

[urban coral]

Based

[void kelp]

I have failed to recruit more people to the monolith

Im gonna need some cuddles :<

[granite reef]

Rip momento

[teal oracle]

No

[void kelp]

:<

[teal oracle]

Monolith Cringe
Saving the world: Based

I’m dying in the zone atleast knowing I did some good

[teal oracle]

You need a cat that’s what you need

Solves depression I tell ya

[void kelp]

Yes

Mine died

[granite reef]

😔

[candid cloud]

You frick.

[granite reef]

Yup I am

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/890275805526106214/1143777683759710269/Whataretheysaying_b3c18a_10240038.mp4

[shy narwhal]

Let's randomly ping @teal oracle

[granite reef]

Are those yours?

[teal oracle]

No

[granite reef]

Rip, still so silly and cute

[bitter hearth]

should i play tf2

[teal oracle]

This guy is mine
Kompis (aka Buddy) the shrimp thief

[shy narwhal]

You should not

[teal oracle]

Don’t listen to the Italian Wench, do it

[granite reef]

I got 3 2 cats so

[shy narwhal]

Why are there jeans on the chair

[bitter hearth]

its one of the games i know how to play tho

[granite reef]

Damn the 3° one i loved him so much, but he died 1 month ago...

[shy narwhal]

How many hours do you have?

[teal oracle]

When it’s too clean to wash but too dirty to put away it goes on the chair

That is the unwritten rule

[bitter hearth]

not much, my most played game on steam has 190~ hours, i dont play much at all

too busy

[shy narwhal]

Look at my hour count on Steam

[teal oracle]

Meanwhile my 616 hours on for honor

[granite reef]

😳

[bitter hearth]

good lord

[granite reef]

So basically are 75 days of playing

[bitter hearth]

i mean like

these 4 are my most played

[granite reef]

I would take banana duplication because free food

[candid cloud]

No way.

[bitter hearth]

where is the "remove pain" pill?

[granite reef]

Too op

[bitter hearth]

[steel sapphire]

Guys

I made speechbubble

[bitter hearth]

based

[craggy crow]

For emi its not op, emi needs it

[teal oracle]

What kind of loser are you

Atleast you don’t play for honor so there is still that

[bitter hearth]

very needed

[shy narwhal]

I'd destroy you in TF2

[bitter hearth]

you wont do shit

[teal oracle]

Don’t care, 1v1 for honor

Funny sword game or nothing

[gray jetty]

@shy narwhal when is the presentation

[shy narwhal]

I don't play Ubisoft games

[teal oracle]

Good

[shy narwhal]

In 4 hours and 30 minutes

I pinned it in #⭐┃nospoilers_general

[gray jetty]

Good thing I didn’t sleep them

[bitter hearth]

btw i wasted like 7 good items to make scrap and to make this thing, worst bomber ive played with

never craft items

[shy narwhal]

Rule 1: Never craft weapons

[bitter hearth]

i learned too late

i had allready crafter like 6 items that i got double of them just by playing

[shy narwhal]

You should buy some keys in the TF2 market, do you have 6 bucks to spend? @bitter hearth

You'd also get TF2 premium as well

[bitter hearth]

like this thing, altho its a bit good

[shy narwhal]

If you buy keys in the shop

[teal oracle]

I love that gun

[bitter hearth]

i have, i bought 5 keys last time, just got skins like the sniper jacket and paint

[gray jetty]

Screw it

I’m gonna fix it now

[shy narwhal]

No, go to scrap.tf and get the weapons first

[gray jetty]

Spent 10 hours on it and why stop at the finish line

[bitter hearth]

i was looking for the inventory thing, ticket or something, it gives you more inventory but i never found it, so i bought keys instead

[shy narwhal]

Buy keys and go to scrap.tf

https://scrap.tf/

Auto buy weapons

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/982417626032635924/1084673247162929212/yayyy.gif

[candid cloud]

Can I sell cases there?

[shy narwhal]

Eh depends

[bitter hearth]

these 2 are the best combination for scout, one shot spies, double shoot everything else

[bitter hearth]

allright

[teal oracle]

https://youtu.be/L4m8P4jiwfo?si=cSZw8Nzsd1yLl4dI

[stray ridge]

What is love

[bitter hearth]

half life 3

[earnest escarp]

Gotta bulk up, grind those artifacts up for some primo gains powder

[stray ridge]

3 😳

[void kelp]

Artefact :3 (i am going to eat it)

[sullen fossil]

I don't think it is possible at this point

[late pulsar]

there would be a better thing to put there

[urban coral]

This + Conch = Virgin

[void kelp]

...dont put a bolt there

[urban coral]

And of course Discord doesn't do the reply

[late pulsar]

haha nice try... not a bolt but a bo-

[urban coral]

Heck...

[void kelp]

Not a bolt but a bolt

[urban coral]

This + Conch = Virgin

[late pulsar]

😭

[earnest escarp]

Careful, Wolf is creeping around

[void kelp]

I know what youre trying to say btw

[bitter hearth]

[urban coral]

Always wear pirate clothes, too

It's weird

[granite reef]

[bitter hearth]

i wasted 6 bucks on payday dlc's, im ready for my punishment

johnwick, and some others

[earnest escarp]

Swift kick to the groin is your punishment

[urban coral]

Dang, 6 entire bucks

[granite reef]

Damn

[bitter hearth]

[earnest escarp]

Ah damn, at this point I'll be asleep during the showcase.

[bitter hearth]

i havent slept either

[granite reef]

Ah most sad...

[bitter hearth]

my brain gave me pain all night

[granite reef]

You fear that Stalker 2 would be garbage? (I fear that too...)

[bitter hearth]

im gonna play C&C3 meanwhile

[granite reef]

Well, guess I'll continue to play I:R with invictus on my Israel run

[bitter hearth]

he doesnt know

[granite reef]

[urban coral]

Chad

[granite reef]

YOOOO GATO

[earnest escarp]

gato a mimir

[urban coral]

Ayo gato

Me lieks gato

[void kelp]

Gato is eepy

[bitter hearth]

he is the next strelok

he will kil monolit

[void kelp]

:<

[granite reef]

@void kelp returned into clear sky

[void kelp]

Damm

[granite reef]

😂🫵

By the way

Let's continue to head in r/xertunposting

[void kelp]

Gato posting

[pallid lily]

What is this??

[earnest escarp]

Looks like Dead Cells

[granite reef]

Gato Gato

[lost torrent]

Cade

[granite reef]

Ur name is sus 😳@lost torrent

[lost torrent]

I love pol pot!

[granite reef]

😳

[lost torrent]

Test icles hahahahahah

[granite reef]

HUH

[stray ridge]

Provocation

[granite reef]

What about the reaction on the announcement?

Caught in 4k

[stray ridge]

?!

[stray ridge]

Atomic heart is russian propaganda

[granite reef]

Oh he got banned

[stray ridge]

[lost torrent]

Damn

[granite reef]

[native thistle]

Happy independence day!

[granite reef]

Green

[pallid lily]

The General vs Nong-O

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[granite reef]

MEOW

[granite reef]

Drake doesn't need an autotune 🗣️😤🥰

[lost torrent]

Drake has escaped containment be aware😿

[granite reef]

😳😳😳😳😳😱😱😱😱😱

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/impish-soyak-ears-dance-dancing-dancing-swede-soyjak-gif-27377382

[raven granite]

I think that the game had the bad luck to be made by a RU team in the worst time possibile, but neither the game nor the team shared any propaganda to my knowledge. Atomic Heart is a dystopic game heavily styled in soviet propaganda. Also not much of a favourable picture, considering how everything goes to sh#t after the first 10 minutes

I feel it would be like saying that Bioshock Infinite is american conservatism propaganda

[bitter hearth]

dead cells

[granite reef]

Soy

[sullen fossil]

Cat :3

[granite reef]

@raven granite No way another italian

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/canny-cat-uncanny-cat-mad-cat-shirtless-burger-gif-2525770887190133951

[stray ridge]

styled in soviet propaganda

[raven granite]

Another Emilia Romagna italian, my brother in Monolith

[granite reef]

Sium

[void kelp]

Did I just hear monolith?

[bitter hearth]

idi comne

[void kelp]

May I interest you in joining the monolith? :>

[granite reef]

NO NOT HIM

[raven granite]

I get your point, what I mean is, in a very stereotypical way.

[lost torrent]

Balls haha

[raven granite]

Already did once. It made me filthy rich, then dropped a ceiling on my head. 100% worth it

[void kelp]

Join us again :³

[bitter hearth]

guys i need 4 members to go to valve and threaten them so they make half life 3, i have everything, exo skeletons, guns, artefacts and alot of keilbasa, whos coming

[bitter hearth]

YOOO what kinda dog is that

[granite reef]

🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

[lost torrent]

Its an ox i think

[void kelp]

Also, you are factionless. Maybe the Monolith would be a Good faction?

[shy narwhal]

Me when STALKER 2 releases

[granite reef]

start

[shy narwhal]

Only some train fans would get it

[bitter hearth]

look at my dog, hes called onions

[bitter hearth]

i love trains but i dont get it

[lost torrent]

Hi onions

[granite reef]

Cool dog

[shy narwhal]

You don't love trains enough to know that

[bitter hearth]

i know, he likes to catch rats alot

[bitter hearth]

i made trains, small trains, with an steam engine

they are somewhere in a box in the basement

[shy narwhal]

Steam engine, ew

[bitter hearth]

will send vid of it, if it works

[bitter hearth]

you see, i havent studied electrical engines yet, i studied steam ones

they are pretty easy

im studying mechanical/electrical engineering

might try to make a real exo skeleton

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth , me streeming.

[heavy river]

https://tenor.com/view/pingu-pee-gif-5220733

[candid cloud]

You gonna tell me if everything works fine.

[bitter hearth]

dude, its running majesticaly fine

bro drifting hard

a second away

[candid cloud]

Let's go!

[bitter hearth]

man this game looks beautiful fr

[granite reef]

FR

[shy narwhal]

Dear God another Italian, nooo

[shy narwhal]

My honest reaction

[raven granite]

Hey, I did nothing wrong!
...yet

[shy narwhal]

No

[bitter hearth]

@candid cloud the reflections on the ground bro, and daumn them drifts!

[shy narwhal]

You exist

[granite reef]

El poderoso urlo del sium

[bitter hearth]

sheeeeesh

[candid cloud]

True!

[bitter hearth]

bro got the golden reward

[candid cloud]

Cops gonna show up

[granite reef]

Oh no the cops

[bitter hearth]

man i miss nfs

used to play the crap out of it

daaaamn he crashed

[granite reef]

Rip

[bitter hearth]

@candid cloud you should also try blur next time, its a good game too

[candid cloud]

I've played it too, really liked it.

[granite reef]

Have you ever played Outer Wilds?

[bitter hearth]

@candid cloud drifting seems smooth in this game

not like most wanter or the others

[candid cloud]

Yeah, but not with all cars.

[jolly slate]

Hello stalkers

What's up?

What's interesting in Zona ?

[bitter hearth]

the stream just stopped

nvm it was my internet

sheeesh, 5 seconds away from gold

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth , now we gonna do the mp game.

[bitter hearth]

allright

[candid cloud]

4v2, damn.

[bitter hearth]

they are crashing everywhere

kinda reminds me of someone

no way he.

he left them in the dust

[candid cloud]

I did.

[cunning quartz]

15 minutes and im going to work again

[candid cloud]

Damn, he made it.

[cunning quartz]

at least its my last shift this week

[candid cloud]

Damn.

4v3.

3v3.

[bitter hearth]

3v3

he left