#💬┃en_offtop
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man im having more fun with this than my girlfriend ever had
addiction....
i mean im running on sugar and nicotine today
what are we looking at
backflow incense burner
nerd!
one of these waterfall ones
Idziesz jutro na defiladę?
tf
Tomorrow would be military marsh in Warsaw
im warsaw
and i wish i wont have to visit that shithole too often
during trips and all warsaw is nice but visit it in your free time and it suddenly becomes the last layer of hell
How it is possible, tomorrow all would be closed
yeah i know
and on top of not living close to Warsaw, I don't have nearly enough money for that trip
More then 2k solders tanks armored car and another things
im gorgeous freelance
Looking good
Road Rage 

Strafing run go brrrrrrr
Zdarov Baby kak dela

It's always a death threat, I mean until you find yourself sitting in the campfire barrel hehe
Droopy eyes
do i start the night shift in an hour? yes
did i sleep at least a bit since 9 in the morning? no
what am i relying on to help me survive? nicotine and enough caffeine to kill a child
what is it
mosling
Best krezin moment
what does it do
sit around while its mom tries to kill you
and when you kill the mom they go berserk and gang up on you
relatable
Husband
nice
yo thats me
guh
Yeah I know, I’ll get the divorce papers. You have 5 days to come back.
athea when Strelok x Tremor (Uncensored)
I gtg for brainscorcher
Im dutyer now
5 DAYS 💥💥💥
AYO
me when halflife 3 comes out and i (uncensored)
@pearl fractal Is it ok for her to divorce me in hard issues?
If you divorce her, I'll promote you to commander rn
HELLO
Is bros became professor petrikov?
Joking
, finish your task and take a day off
Onward and Foward sire 
getting ppl rn
Y’all know I’d never divorce Strelok 😔😔
Ik
Father krezzin can arrange that 
Best krezzi momment
Krezzin is one of SToCtown pillars 
We have a secret cult
You can join if you divorce @vernal loom 
Yk what?
getting 100 papers rn

Jk
How dare you
I still divorced
ITS NOT FOR YOU-
yes sire!
pushups
25 pushups
30 pushups
Now go get that brainscorcher disabled. We need to open the way to the north again🚸
Yes sire
Sorry for the finger
It was a joke
for ath
just let me join your cult sire
and yeah
@pearl fractal I take the squad who taked down the freedom
skulls squad
When the time comes
Some are alive
When I played stalker soc
@pearl fractal or idk
The war has changed.
It’s a bummer they nerfed legend of the zone
You don’t even get to be near the top of the server list anymore

It B wat it B
how low is it now
Look at player list lol
10 roles below helper
9 below harbor guys
Nah legend of the zone doesn’t do anything perms wise
But it would be nice if it gave you immunity to the chat delay
Would be fun if it did 
who cares?
i do
it would look nice
lol

I remember Gaj and I racing to get Legend of the Zone
I was the very first Legend of the Zone lmao 
What’s the command
Simply in Server Settings > Members, I believe
Yah I see that I can’t filter by roles at least not on my phone
Or I can
We have 5 exactly
Aye
@urban coral, @candid cloud, @next portal, @tiny dew and you
And you were faster than me
There use to be more
Based 
Think there were one or two Russian dudes with it right?
There definitely used to be more roles on me 
Which I lost after getting banned💀
Wack
'Sup
Hella
yeeee. total war returned ru lang, wonderfully
You should play manic miners
You can make custom levels
Ngl, I wish I could play some of the more high-end games I've been missing out on
Too bad I can't 
It should run
Runs on my laptop
I’ll be it poorly
Nah, meant other games 
Literally me back when I was a Moderator on this server
Aye, how's it going
Bored
how it feels to be a server janitor
Same
except we still don't get payed
janny!!! janny!!!!!
I did 
*paid 
fair
best not tell the others what the payment was however
they may get jealous
hehe
oh actually
didn't you get something else
way before i got here
Aye
Nah
He actually needs an entire new PC afaik
his pc is salvagable
mind you with heavy use of adapters
lol
might need a new psu
tbh if mans got even 250 euro could get a 1080 ti which would do em wonders
we will have to consider donations when i get my job back
A teaser happened while I am gone?
WHATWWHAT
Oh.... Grab your dicks and get off my sight. Made me think things...
'Sup dawg
Evil man
Good man
You already are
Excuse me?

how it feels to talk in #📸┃screens_and_videos
Based OICW
Did you pray today@neon vale
I know I did
Very halal
You lost your job?
My contract expired

good times
Have you played the lego rock raiders remaster?
It’s free to download
Yes
Someone remastered the entire game
It now has fully hd models and textures
100rds of bug fixes
And it runs dx12
@bitter spruce https://baraklava.itch.io/manic-miners
Gotta play it bro
It’s so good
They built in a legendary modded campaign from 2012 and just made it part of the game

It's based
It’s one of the greatest wins in history
Almost as good as the return of lego universe
Could you imagine rock raiders multi player
Idk how it could work but
The simply idea of playing rock raiders with your mates would be awesome
I can imagine C&C4 Renegade, so I can imagine Rock Raiders MP
Honestly at this rate it might just happen cus from reading the discord it seems like light modding is already possible
And it kinda wouldn't work unless the levels gets expanded exponentially or gets open worlded
I mean I don’t see why you couldn’t do that
We’re not limited to a 3d accelerator with 4mb of vram
Not anymore anyway
Some of the remastered levels are already insanely huge
Aye
As the Rock Raiders expert, what would you do?
Extend levels or open world it?
Dang, @gray jetty died
I feel open world doesn’t really work in a game where your always in a cave
Heck the train
Depends on how many "biomes" and diversity the caves have
Only one that’s particularly special is lava
Which has erosion
But I can think of other cave themes
Like a sand stone theme
I don't exactly see how MP would work in a levelled structure, either
Like
Maybe you battle it out in a single level
Goal being total elimination of the other team
But it isn't exactly an RTS game like C&C
That’s true but it could be
So, add combat
There’s no sea weapons but
Considering they have added entirely new functions to vehicles
I don’t see why it couldn’t be added
Like
The tunnel transport is literally scrapped content in the base game it normally only appears in one level as a prop
And they made it fully functional
With custom animations and functions
Thought ironically the tunnel transport does work in the base game they just couldn’t think of anything to use it for which is laughable to me
Considering how much you can do with the tools provided in this game
The number of complex challenges that are possible with the tools you have is insane
BRINK moment
Like
Here’s an example
You have hard rock you need to get through
You need either explosives which requires a building in walking range
Or a vehicle with drills
But you got water in the way
Well what do you do?
You pick up a vehicle with tunnel transport and move it there
Well ok
Let’s say the level has tunnel transport disabled
You could snipe the wall from far away with a mining laser to open the cave
Tunnel Transport got a drill?
Just an APC
Even heavy ones
O
So it can pick up heavy mobile laser cutters or chrome crushers
And move them around by air
Which honestly I’ve started to like the laser cutters more than chrome crushers
They can just shred levels to pieces in seconds
Cus you can destroy multiple walls at once
Well, if the levels get expanded, Tunnel Transports would be especially handy to resupply
Yes
Sometimes you can’t cus you need at least 2 ore
To make a power path
To place a tool store
Which will then be able to give me dynamite
And if the wall only has one stand able tile near it may be impossible
And if it has zero stand-able tiles
You need mining lasers
But uh
I’m trying to think
Like how would energy crystals be given I guess you just mine them up and you get more by killing the enemy vehicles
But I feel there would need to be more combat type vehicles
Omg bro @urban coral
You could have a rival incursion type thing as a campaign
Where you had to fight off rival mining companies
You battle the power miners

Ballsss
Disrespect your surroundings
whats all this then
And they are all mid...
how is geometry dash going
have you started gauntlets?
ive finished fire, ice, and shadow gauntlets
cool maps
Skipped gauntlets I'm on nine circles
Do Marked One next
The never changed war has changed
I have 70% on it now after only 3 days!!!
(3500 attempts!!!)
me playing portugal for the fourteenth time trying to get this dumbass achievement
dayum
Reason: Bad word usage
bruh 💀
I think I might be able to beat it tommorow and then I will do jawbreaker
i havent played jawbreaker i dont think
It's like supposedly harder than nine circles a lot of people debate which one is harder
hmm
But anyway nine circles will be my first hard demon, so I'm glad I've pretty much gotten there and have advanced from easy/medium demons finally.
iirc there are 3 or 2 other demon stages that you open by collecting 10~ stars?
i forgot
All demon lvls give you 10 stars
You mean the robtop demons? And you mean coins?
no in the normal list
where the normal stages are at
there are 2 or 3 locked stages
you open by getting stars
not coins, coins are in online made maps
That's what I meant
yeah
They aren't called stars anymore that's like really old, they just called secret coins.
i still call them stars, since its a golden coin with a star in the middle
But yeah there are 3 unlocked by getting 10 secret coins clubstep, theory of everything 2, deadlocked. 10/10 coins(clubstep) 20/20 coins(theory of everything 2) 30/30(deadlocked)
Guys worth buying SCP: 5K
I already assume that was the case, seen how it'd be TDM
But I guess you didn't yet 
Could be both a campaign and pvp
Aye
understandable have a great day 👍
xique xique?
movie name?
what
videos do Carlinhos?
just answer properly
stalker
It's literally called "Stalker".
STALKER!!!
👍
wheres marked one
his ghost can be seen at the end of the movie in the room
so marked one is dead
sad protagonist in game is dead
just joking lmao the movie is 43 years old, has almost nothing to do with the game except having a zone, deadly anomalies, and a wish granter room
it was the main inspiration of the game tho which is pretty cool. and the movie is a masterpiece, kinda surprised not everybody knows about it in here
(I need professional help)
my dear child, yes you do
It's all a matter of how you spent those 600 hours
Although, it being For Honor already deducts points

Most played Hero?
rookie numbers
That as well, yeah
Black prior
You need professional help
my most played game is 190 hours on steam
and it is unturned

listen man
Friend recommended me them when i first started the game
Among us turned bad asf like wow
My bro bought it for pc and it was full of mucrotransactions and the scummiest cosmetic tree I have ever seen
😊
Its roten
Always find what you like for yourself
yeah i did like em
102 prestiges later
bp is now prestige 28
Also, without me playing him, Warlord Gang
I'm sorry for you
Fr

@vernal loom forgot to mention you in my #🤨┃stalker_memes post
those stores are called auchan in france
fr*nce
show some respect, that meme you just posted wouldnt exist without france
ugly creature of evil
ground beef texture
made of brain wrinkles
i hate it
Good
looks like a pseudogiant
Is that the new mutant in HOC?
He doesn't have whiskers?
Doesn't need them, it has innate psionic abilities
why haven't you built a pyramid in his honor yet?
The heck you mean
Oh,
There you have it
@urban coral thoughts on power armour looks
Personally not a fan
Helmet reminds me of Jin-Roh
It's a little bit too bulky for my taste
I had few hours on tf2
Just wanted to steal the meme and recreate it showing my own hours
Poland, wha u doin
Bro I literally have more hours in fps chess than your hours in amogos
Chess but you shoot ze pawns
add me so we can play too
Bro My steam acc is literally me
Literally you
Marked one
Based
Ron hates Europe, but he is pleasantly surprised by a gift from a coworker: a trip to City 17.
Source: Parks and Recreation (2009-2015)
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Hanzo is a true homie
Aye
Hm?
Basedness
I had like 20 tunnel transports down at the end
i could have probably gotten an even higher score actually
i had 1.5k ore that if refined into building studs
would have turned into 4.5k ore
@teal oracle
Huh
Good evening ☺️
Evening.
About this idk.
probably but can't tell you definatively
either way someone will just take video of the demo and put it on youtube
@teal oracle
i hope
im in five days
What
Ready or Not
Most likely yes
Yeah
unless it's close door showing which it probably isn't but you never know
hell nahhhh
It isn't
blud missed his times
?
GOT DAMN!!!
you cannot convince me that rt56 isnt just a whole new game
tru
it'
s
just the same 10 to 15 dudes
no one new ever shows up here
but anyway
as i was saying
i really like the asus 4090 brick card
DA BRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and the matrix bro if i had money bro
oh mna
@neon vale , "against the system".
The #🤨┃stalker_memes .
i just thought the joke ran its course
Maybe it did, maybe it didn't.
it did
GAMESCOM IN FIVE DAYS?
well its actually 7 days
2027
something like that probably

Wait, wait a second, wait a minute
huh
@hidden gazelle Liv'in?
Livin la...
Livin la vida...
Music video by Ricky Martin performing Livin' La Vida Loca (Audio). (C) 1999 Sony Music Entertainment (Holland) B.V.
#RickyMartin #LivinLaVidaLoca #Vevo #LatinPop #OfficialAudio
that used to be my name
👀
hahaha

Heya, @gray jetty , I'm gonna get a new PC soon.
Ryzen 7 7700 and RTX 3060.
we straight ballin
Live loaf reaction
Loaf*.
Autocorrect 
we are living in a world where artificial intelligence asks us to prove that we're human
Welcome to 2005
bros really said heres your gun sir
No russian reference.
russian?
Meanwhile Roblox verifications:
(It wants you to steer the animal into right direction and find the 2 dices that equals 7 just for joining a group)
Bro
trust me roblox verifications are too hard
bc It dont want you to find a Traffic light
meatloaf*
Based
Hello
damn 106 with the fattest blunt this side of the site
@teal oracle I love you for introducing me to this image
It's truly one of the works of art
no problem
SIGN THE PETITION YOU DOG
Hotline Miami?
Is Patrick Basedman fvcking a dead body?
Omg he's literally me
Necrophilia
🤨
🤨
@mellow token Hello dear clown
Are you debil? Patrioyuchnost tam v kazhdom sms, mr. Okun'

@candid cloud you have flatout ultimate carnage?
ive finished flatout 2 complelty so ive got abit better
since last times challenge
Do you?
maybe
burnout was easier than flatout fr, you dont get smacked by the npc and get sent flying doing backflips
and more good lookin too
I do
is rimworld good?
I’ll take an 🍎
That will be 2 memes
You drive a hard bargain
damn straight i do, hand em over
mhm good memes
Ill take it
Thank you
How many of you think that stalker without rus audio is not a stalker? xd
I always play with the ukrainian language 
Dunno, you should start a counting 
I'd say it should be both Ukrainian and Russian
But that's not happening 
Ukrainian is the most similar to Russian, but Belarusian, Polish, Czech and then Russian are more similar to Ukrainian
slavs are all the same
some more, some less
If I can’t hear a bandit screaming in Russian I’m not playing stalker
Yeah, yeah true, but no, it’s not true, as a Ukrainian I’m not against everything except one country
English please i dont understand orda language.
And btw, thanks for romanizing yours set of letters
too bad
not for me, mate
wrong
what exactly is wrong?
The bandits' dialogues in the Ukrainian and Russian voice acting are almost identical, they were literally voiced by the same person
Damn
la creatura
@gray jetty , question.
If the PC restarts and the fan of GPU spinning faster after restart, does that the Radeon/Motherboard of GPU can't get any info about the temp?
There should be software that’ll show u temps
I got a few gpus that do that
Nothing to worry about
I got a 1080 that doesn’t see temps right
Or
It does, but it doesn’t kick on da fan
Very annoying
Oh, okay, thanks for answering.
@lament zealot , thanks for answering too.
Good, let her cry 
litteraly me
@late pulsar @meager oyster wow you dicks
Do you know how much it hurts being low end?
Oh you gotta be fvcking kidding me I pinged the wrong guu
i got a low end too dude

btw i was joking lmfao
they are gamedevs and of course they will optimize it
its a AAA game
SORRY : )
even when they optimize you will need more than a low end tho
(me too 😦 )
anyways, if that still hurts you or makes you uncomfortable ill delete it is that ok? @full grail
Slugs
wht
Slugs
No come on I was joking, it's sarcasm how the hell can that offend me
idk 😄 lol
@cosmic belfry accept my friend req
CRINGE
Wtf?
Shootmania when?
All my homies hate crypto
Real.
is Crypto Communism ?
Might as well be
Cus If I put my money in crypto my life savings could vanish over night cus someone dumped all there coins on the market
isnt that like
the opposite of communism 
or does communism have an equivalent of the stock market
Not a stock market cus it’s unregulated
both are same, you don't own shit probably
still
If it's bad, just label it as Communism. You'd be right 
Exactly
true
It’s what my grand parents generation did and they landed on the moon
Clearly unconditional hatred of communism brings people together
Why hate your fellow man no matter how bad he is you gotta remember there are real living communists out there
Can always be worse
My channel is dedicated to anthems, hymns and patriotic songs, here is the link to our discord server: https://discord.gg/Vw5SgNDuVV
Ain't he right ?
chicago
California
bald eagles
anarchism in general is idealistic at best
It's too broad to pin down to what it exactly is, which results in good and mostly bad anarchists
may i sit sir
may i sit sir...
tatatatatatatatatatatatatatatatata
tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu tsu
Hello chat
Can we ban him?
ermmm who?
can we sit sir....
Yes
thanks sir
damn he was banned
🥳
Lol.
Most likely, you will also be banned.

For this.
oh tue
Bruh
Finally
Terrorist groups should not shine here
when have they ever
my uncle
the phuck just happened ?
Someone got banned
and the reason ?
Posting something with the Wagner symbol on it
This being a UA server, you know how that went 
what did he mean by this
Yup 
He is gonna try to get himself banned i guess
true
i like this villain vibe i get everytime i say something
me and my family doing sports
Mashallah
i should play tf2 and get better as scout










Треба какать

errrm idk what that says..
It's definitely not English
idk what we all are trying to prove here but i'm starting questioning my existence
Bro
im just posting funny emojis to be interactive
true
ilvoe you
Is this gif forbidden?
@shy narwhal
Wanna see a magic trick? Good.
Abracadabra.
Як я бачу розвіддані у безпеці. Скажіть но, хтось вбив червоного шпигуна по дорозі сюди? Ні? Отже в нас є проблема.
human beings tend to migrate alot in channels
Sorry for the ping if it's nothing serious

yeah nothing was posted
Invading? We were always here 
👁️
who deleted my gif!.
Funny, I never see you guys talk here 
me

it was meme!
not funny meme
you're the type of kid who reminds teacher about homework
We talk telepathically 
wah wah
did i break any rule or am i good
yeah are you the meme reviewer
ok, share terrorist meme
sorry that we didnt ask for your permission
No problems
@stray ridge hey can i post this funny meme
What funny meme?
do i have permission to send it
No.
crybaby above.
no.
alright i undetstand
No massage?
DED*🥺
Wtr iss gud. Mmm... Wtr.
my bad, my intentions werent bad, i wanted to laugh with stalkers
6
rules🫣
Waifu got banned because he posted a meme with Wagner
took you long enough
aye, good night yall
nah you wanted to showcase your beliefs
Yse, 1 liek da wrtr butt it no tsaste gud al de tym sedly :((((
Inglis
whar
my bad, wont happen again
maybe

🤨
don't be such a coward mate
show him how not to
il go sleep, good night yall
🌙
Cya later dawg
God Bless America and everything in California sucks





