#💬┃en_offtop
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Rare cases, agreed

That's the TR forum, RX7 one is currently half this
Forums are where the old guard congregate and where you can get actually useful info for the thing you are interested in, so yea
Isn't new Tomb Raider game cooking or I mistake it for Indy Jones?
God knows the number of mechanics who know how to work on rotaries isn't increasing
I think so yea, but the new TR games are kinda taboo topic on the forums
Different Lara, different game, different everything
Aha
I am more curious what MachineGames comes up with the Indy game
Heard the rumour it'll have sections in both first and third person modes
Whether I like it, I think I'd prefer entirely TP mode instead
Too much first person games out there already
Drive
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well lets say en offtop used to be abit cooler, much cooler, btw how are yall doin
Ban simulator
flatgrass
Maybe I should have chopped the video but didn't feel like it
36:06 Antisasi
#en_offtrollop
Everyone asleep. I feel like apocalypse has happened and I lost comms with the civilization.
this could be us
Hell outta here with your gypsy crap 
@neon vale You were from the EU too, no?
very good state
would recommend
although we are very short of folk lore and such
our biggest folktales are paul bunyan and the wendigo (kinda)
both of which are shared with other states
only truly wisconsin folklore i can think of is the hodag
they built a big statue of one in rhinelander
Wendigos originate from Wisconsin? X to doubt. Doesn't make sense.
its indian folklore from the great lakes
wisconsin is just one of a few states the wendigo comes from
some of the legends come from the indian tribes here
like the menominee and the ojibwe
Wendigo are mostly associated with tribes of the Algonquian language family.
Pictured here
Yeah but mom is czech. I'm from PA though.
great lakes 
Yeah. Its where I lived next to a nuclear power plant for a bit.
Isnt madden just like sport game #4847
its THE sport game #4847
no company does sport game #4847 to a more mixed reception than EA
Yeah its like the monotony of monotone games
I just dont like sport games at all I think they boring
basic means its not outstandingly bad
i bunch sports, racing, and cod games into the same group
"yearly releases that are quite basic"
Atleast cod can be fun
i find racing to be the most fun of the 3
cod is just the same thing everytime
i should download an 80gb game and leave only 20 gigs left on my harddrive 😈
Just pisses me off, also I havent played cod since black cocks 4
So idk what its like anymore

errmm
Reason: Bad word usage
AAAAGH
Learning to play stalker campfire songs 
Nice
Kill robots (Autobots/Decepticons).
everytime i see a usable vehicle in a video game i get a neuron activation
Do you know the 11 canon mgs?
what does ♻️ means in #🤨┃stalker_memes
That or another user have already saw the meme, which you sent.
So they mark it as a repeating.
mg1, mg2, mgs1, mgs2, mgs3, mgs4,po(?), pw, gz, tpp, mgrr
Yes. Also po is canon. But it retcon some stuff like mgs 4
i think it's just partly
I posted what I sent before
Yes.
I got ♻️ ed for it
Yep.
Where is femboy
Even though I know a femboy that is like 6'6 so it doesnt really matter

Ahh finnaly

Soul
Yes
Server is alive and well
hmm might be too expensive
ROCK AND STONE
I know but also mgs 4 since it retcons some stuff
what does it retcon
DRG is gonna be remembered as one of the great horde shooters, along with Payday, Left 4 Dead, MvM, Killing Floor, ETC.
Co-oP horde shooters my beloved

Big boss dies.
he used a fake death pill the first time
I know but it was believed he died so retcon
i think revealing a famous character isnt dead is more of a cliche than a retcon
since everybody in-lore tought he was dead too
actual footage of when i first tried mcpe

Is it really that easy
@ripe merlin
since when does netflix give free btd6🐒
❤️

rolling up that c-kushiousness
Chat attempted murder
@pearl wraith You came to confess, son? Come forth. Lay it all.
On June 23, 2003, I shot and killed several homeless people in a back alley
Using violent speech?
I remember the case, you confessed once.
Not violent speech, just violence
For cleansing ritual you should pay $5 @pearl wraith
Came across my first bloodsucker, I shit myself and left the game quickest I've ever done.
Yep, that sounds about right
Safe to say I need new pants... and a chair
I have spare pair of shorts
I just need a moment
Can hit you up with tabourette instead
Reason: Bad word usage
I can perform hardcore exorcism if so emergent
My soul already left my body when it jumped at my face and gave me a new look
It involves choking, hanging upside down...
Beat the evil out of your soul
Smack that shit

I'll stick with throwing 1 of every kind of grenade in that hole
GOD WILL MAKE FLAMES COMIN OUTTA YO BUTTHOLE!!! #god #gay #butthole #booty #sex #male

A month into stalker and I'm already having fun with eldritch horrors beyond my comprehension
I thought he was just gonna talk about hot sauce

You might want to bring a brand new pair and a mop when you visit the underground labs
You don't forget the bucket
Oh no, on no no no
You have not
If this is your first encounter with a bloodsucker, you still have another two spheres of hell to descend into
stalker wasnt that scary for me outside of the labs tbh
agroprom underground had to be one of the most terrifying sequences ive ever had in a game though
Stalker is scariest below ground
My child prepare yourself
And I'm at that point... it doesn't get easier does it?
You ain’t gonna survive X18
ive beaten the entire trilogy
Nope only worse
Progressively worse and worse
x18 wasnt as bad as agroprom
Really?
yeah
the monsters in it are so easily cheesable
plus bloodsuckers are the scariest monster hands down
Agroprom jump scared me like twice
All I'm reading from this is reasons why they made a "shoot yourself" option
they did?
I found a mod
in the trilogy or mods
X18 had me shidding myself around every corner
oh
i found x16 far scarier
Still scared witless
the pseudogiant is a lot scarier in x16
because by then i had no ammo
i killed it with grenades
The only scary part about X16 was the snorks
Any places I should avoid at night in particular?
There’s a pseudogiant in 16?
the end
Oh wait, the one in the pipes?
i count the pipes as part of x16
Bro that was the easiest part of the mission
i had 0 ammo
The only scary thing was the helicopters overhead
L
i had major ammo issues in soc
How’d you get out
i did all of cnpp without any ammo
grenades
Morning
morning
I remember before I paid attention to my load out I had like 1500 pistol rounds
it was miserable but i at least get bragging rights
And 700 smg rounds
I still haven’t done CNPP
I lacked proper gear
The helicopters picked me off every time
Helicopters?
There’s helicopters
You mean those salvaged pieces of junk?
.50 cal machine guns and rocket launchers
This is war thunder wdym?! 
Cum Assisted Speedrun
Of course Viktorn would say that
Wait.. oh so thats what the rpg is for?
I always thought it was plan b if there was something ungodly in front of you
helicopters?
i never noticed any
Nah that’s the grenade launcher
Grenade launcher?
How wide is this arsenal you can use against the zone?
Next your gonna tell me they have weaponized radiation
i didnt know there were grenade launchers in the trilogy
i thought that was just modded
I mean… uhhh
._.
There’s the underbarrels and then the rotary from Freedom
oh yeah the rotary
thats in the trilogy
just use an ak74 
Already have one
It’s not really a radiation weapon, but the gauss cannon supposedly uses the power of artifacts
its not a radiation weapon
it just uses artifacts
the artifact in question isnt radioactive iirc
third game somewhere in the middle of the story 
Anomaly or GAMMA?
neither
Damn
Ah so shadow of chernobyl and all that?
SoC CS and CoP
Alright alright..
clear sky is the best one
best one for gameplay wdym
Fck
im not playing for gunplay
It feels very satisfying
im playing to watch the little dots fight the other little dots on the map
Makes me nut when I get a 1 shot headshot with an ak
or a suppressed pistol
Suppressed pistol one shots are very orgasmic
I love suppressed gun sounds
gaming
I find satisfaction in my VSS
facts
tbf stalker gunplay is just hnnnghh
it’s so good 
good morning post-apocalyptic wasteland of en_offtop
артём spotted in stakjer anomaly
wtf is this
Yeah, it's an Ep. 3 or Ep. 2.
game?
Apple crab
For simplicity sake
Bro my classmates were gambling fr
On phys ed they played cards xd
yo guys
@scarlet charm yo bro it is literally you
lenses?

SEVA
They turned Jschlatt into a cow, now give it a gun
omg kitty cat
racism and xenophobia are, as I understand it, the norm here
#📜┃s2_suggestions message 
I cant read ukrainian
I hope you have the worst day of your life everyday
I hope you have the worst day of your life
neat
Hello. Do you know how to contact support electronic arts?
plants vs zombies
Choose the category, then the problem.
If it's related to one of games, choose the game first and then a problem.
What category should i choose if i want to ask them to make a remaster?
which game
It more depends on the game itself.
Choose a game then I have a question about a game.
Will all games appear, even dante's inferno?
Thanks. Because when i search for dante's inferno it just have limited options
- there should be a pop-up window, in which you can have a real time chat with one of support team.
I don't want to chat, just to give them a message
Anyone recommend any mods for my first soc playthrough
ZRP and nothing else
Got it Thanks man appreciate it

now whats the story behind this one
@chrome arrow i want to buy a goober how much
If you have to ask…
Little shproingy for 6 dubloons
kitty meat grinder milk shake meat slushie
Meat flavored meat
How about 5 1/2?
5 78/100
5 78/100 or ill call the irs
Your breaking my balls
And whats the irs gonna do?
Im dead and not in america
Help me pay my taxes
Dont
😈
True secret of the irs
Real
hello
the call of pripyat and the clear sky don't work for me, as if just when I start the game, it turns black square and I have to reset the computer, does anyone know how to fix it, are there any mods for it?
Inner wheel lifting didn't go as planned
HELPP
from my expierience everything funny is cool
Try playing with various compatibility modes, and delete the user.ltx if it keeps locking up your computer.
Frankly every time i installed the game i had to implement a different fix so it's hard to pinpoint a "1 fix fits all".
dont starve together
🇩 🇪 🇦 🇩 🇨 🇭 🇦 🇹
yo
vile sludge
molten plastic
yummy chemicals
pre processed extruded hydrogenated bio paste substance
jacking in to the sodium mainframe
praying to the salt god
Genuinely awful
a friend got it and I had a sip, tastes like they scraped the icing from some average quality grocery store cupcakes and mixed it with other crap and froze it
Idea for a new trendy drink: molten sugar, homemade glue glitter slime, corosive food coloring, pepper
TikTokers when they pitch shift a song and call it a remix
i hate tik tok
same
reletable
wwe smackdown vs raw 2010 featuring ecw
gn
Is there anyway I can get the non stop energy drink in the states
Can I like order it off eBay or something
Ask someone from Ukraine buy it and send it to you.
Or come here by yourself.
I see listings of it on eBay for like $30
Overpriced.
🥴
only 30 bucks?
i thought it would be more tbh
It cost a dollar with some cents or less than a dollar here.
you are getting it at the source though
How much did you think it was gonna be??
considering its gsc i was expecting the official price to be 30
and then ebay price would be far higher
And eBay is like: Hey, want to be scammed?
Or as I think.
That is true
Well not all the time tho
Like 50/50.
primitive shooter
boy
boy
https://youtu.be/B713P8VVrC8
HOLY F*CKING SHIT
Everyone here has the wrong vibes and I'm all out of vodka.
Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:29 - Enter The Zone
03:59 - Dressed to Kill
09:25 - On the Road
17:43 - As Above, So Below
23:07 - End Credits
Links:
Patrons see episodes early: https://www.patreon.com/civvie11
Twitter: https://twitter.com/civvie11
#retrogaming #FPS #FreeCivvie
boy
Me doing my character analysis on Dimitri Rascalov and explaining exactly why he betrayed Niko and why he wants him dead so badly.
PersonalGrowthCounseling Source:https://www.personalgrowthcounseling.net/twenty-warning-signs-you-may-be-dealing-with-a-psychopath/
GTA Series Guides Videos:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhwkAX-OjV8&list=LL&index=...
tl;dw?
Ok noted, gore no matter what color nor context results in a time out
willow is fun
Willow is underrated
bit dry character-wise though tbh (although every dont starve character is very fleshed out and good)
very fun gameplay-wise though
Pyromaniac thoughts intensifies
Wilson is the most friendly character to newbie
Then there is Warly, god I hate him, he made my life an hell
Or Wigfrid
i didnt really like playing wigfrid
Meh I dislike that dude too, I dont usually find good meat in DST
why would you
why
U don't know what a live show is, foo?
yes i know what a live show is. what the hell are you talking about krezzin 💀
Speaking of Krezzin, check this out:
doing something behind the scenes, doubt it's anything significant but I know Krezzin is on hopium fumes
they changed it back ?
whats up
Hello people
What could require changing data so often...
Annak***a showcase todaaaaaaaaaay

qhat even is that
Like I said, probably just small commits, don't get your hopes up
my mood be like
How
magic?
Ok, but here me out
Hello there
I have some questions about Gas masks
well I bought GP-5 with filter few months ago and got info later about the filter and how I can dispose it safely?
blow it up
breath ultra deap until your lungs get super cancer
Hello en-offtop
hi friend
How are you doing?
suicide speedrun
chilling out listen to music, going to buy some more ram for my little beater machine for giggles
Just don't use it, as long as nothing is particulating it should be fine. Seal it in a wooden box or something if you are that worried about it. Just a few bucks worth of plywood should be enough to make a little coffin for it.
well not safe to use like if your village got gas attacked or any
or how long you should use it to get cancer 💀
and its dangerous because of expired?
I personally don't recommend using anything with asbestos for any length of time
How big do you guys think the stalker 2 map will be
14 megabytes
Lmao
Your mom
2
2 TB
Hi chat
Hi sdalger
Perhaps 
When it gets the unreal 6.5 fan port with 16k texture remaster
strelok has had enough, he blew up paris tower
This?
who ever wins, fights scar wondering why hes in georgia
bruh
steam recommends me fallout 4
because i play stalker clear sky
even more fallout
dont
I dont wanna :(
Unfortunately you are supposed to.
ahh thats better
oh god
...
Reason: Bad word usage
😆
😄

Is xenophobia and Racism the norm here?
What.
I'm talking about #📜┃s2_suggestions 
Unfortunately yes
I do not see any racism there.
Just saveing of corporation money
Or even xenophobia.
damn aliens among us???
A Russian is not people?
only if you support terrorists
Are they?
😆
Yes because russian is not people russian is a person or a language
uno reverse

What do you mean?
Do u understand what u wrote?
russian are people language and person, russia is the land i think is what ozelov meant
english stinks
What are you carrying? Are you salty?
im carrying my dreadful thoughts on my shoulders
Is mods allow that?
Yes.

Bot attack? Bruh
what the hell is xenophobia
"You can't ping the person that sent this to you".
when is stalker birthday
ssome day
Its when someone crying cause, the localization was been cuted
Tbh, I thought racism is hate speech on that or another race.
But someone says otherwise 🙄
maybe its the new 2023 update
we do some trollin
Oh :3
Oh no
RUCK
Well, due to the nothing happens - you can refrain from saying the 2nd one punishment.
I love Astolfo
It’s my favorite type of mango
Nope
I also love Fiji apples
Bruv
Marked One UwU
huh?
Get a female rat
Reason: Bad word usage
Ah nawh
If you can’t see the difference you’re intolerant
Take away the E and you got a deal
e?
You can be my personal Slav
Slav
I want pet Russian
A.
Do I eat bullets?
I don’t know do you
Nope
ah wait dam, i cant change pfp, the account is deleted
DO IT
Mhm mhm
Excuses
No balls
Thats valid option
I took up my end of the deal
@teal oracle cats
I said I loved Astolfo Mangos
And meanwhile you don’t want to change your pfp to :forsaken: for a day
@bitter hearth DO IT RN
This
Doth the wizard have no orbs?
There is harder one
@pearl wraith wanna know?
the orb be hidden
Punish who?
Yeah.
Easy, medium, hard and Extreme.
@mystic scaffold I love you
GET READY!
do it no balls
@candid cloud
I did
And you’re the one to talk about having no balls
Bro didn’t want to change his profile pic to a crying hamster doodle
HELL YEAH
I could’ve posted hertai or something
but What I choose? any?
Any yeah.
set this as a pfp for four days
See @bitter hearth
One sec.
Your old pfp is cool too
if you did i would hunt you down
i tried changing pfp, its not letting me, nor its letting me change my name
But what’s the difference? At the end of the day you were too much of a coward
Mhm mhm excuses
(Rembers)
why Did it took long?
he ran away
lemme dm a word to check If he blocked me
I was adding another account to discord.
for?
No balls
So that he can dodge the punishment
He’s going to open a new account and then change the PFP to the girl
Damn.
Because he’s too scared to use his main one
Just sitting with friend in a vc.
No. Balls.
Actually your old pfp is kinda cool too
They are saying: What a based pfp.
are you talking
the pfp I sent?
There we go
Ye.
lol
btw I like your old pfp too
im really trying
Suiuuuuuure
yo bro you can reroll too
Thanks.
yw
Alright one last time before I take a shower
there
Yes, if that's what you wanted to hear.
i regrew my balls again
Yo @bitter spruce wanna go to hell with me
Allow me to take this out of context real quick
Me too
So that I can tell people to get a life in higher quality
Literally hornyposters in #🤨┃stalker_memes
Bro
huh
Darn ok
I think truther is lucky bc I could send worse from #🤨┃stalker_memes
Yk what I mean
Tru
oh yeah have they deleted those "stuff" in memes?
Lemme see
The naked lady 💀
WAIT WHAT?
IS THAT TRUE?
You missed a wild ride man
There used to be porn in #🤨┃stalker_memes
Like, actual porn
They deleted it or just kept it?
There was a girl who uploaded a gif of herself ass naked
Oh they deleted it
Not stalker stuff
3 years after the fact when we called GSC out on it
There was also a dude sucking himself off because frick rib cages am I right
Is those happened?
@bitter hearth
Is GSC really handled those?
And I think @high sail saw it too
Idk. Nobody did anything about the porn until we pinged GSC
OH
There was also a bloodsucker with tits out
Now thats really cursed
yes?
hello
Well
Guten Morgen
Thats why 🚿 exists
Oh no, this is beyond 🚿 stuff
This is actual porn
Like you need to have a come to Jesus meeting with your bishop stuff
yes there was porn in memes, duty boning each other, mutant sex, a minor girl naked, a black man sucking him self off, blood suckers, nipples, everything
Or just holy water?
You’d need a fire truck
you need an atomic bomb for cleansen
Another flood
and new double eyes
get new everything at this point
Wait, if Noah comes, will a temple recommend be the equivalent of a boat pass?
Ok @pearl wraith I get it now
i think everything is still there, just go to the first message in memes ever, and scroll
but i warn you, you will need bleach after it
i guess its cause before it wasnt strict as of now, gsc noticed that not strict means shit so stuff became more strict, rules got made and here we are
but they also forgot to hide the evidence that stoc wasnt strict once
And also
I found 1 now
astolfo but in a monolith suit
thats weird ngl
the more you scroll the worse it becomes
actually thats kinda good
hello emission
is this server still crap?
Found smth too
Da hell is that
But I dont think thats not a good place to post
hi, yes, yes it is
it needs a cleaning
oh you havent seen anything yet
great
thats why im not talking in this pos of a server a lot now
Swear isnt allowed but memes literally got swear
well nvm
thats so bad idea
im almost not talking at all
, i am currently at a cave camping with friends
BBQ will hit diffrent this night
bloodsucker nipples
i will strangle you
No I didnt saw that
i mean
hi ozelov
Maybe its deleted
UwU i will stwangle you OwO
nope its not, i can see it rn
hewwo
ur supposed to act as a
OH THERE WE GO
i hate this
well As you saw it before
nvm
@candid cloud can you explain for me?
What is it?
that
PFP with someone from Shepherd's academy.
and you actually set beacuse It came as punishment
it reminds me of a game i used to play it on gameboy advanced
Or at least that's what I think.
choose any punishment to the sender
something womething wars, it had characters like this
well I just found that
and So am I
If I get the thing twice
I get another pfp
Lemmy reply that
DANG IT
prepare the chair, and give me the rope
and a sec.
Some planes from sfm workshop page.
done
ahhh to late i guess

Is that merc too?
probably
Oh Ik him
no, not particularly
Loser
Tfw you post a Grimace Milkshake meme and you get a timeout because apparently purple liquid is “gore”
If we're going by Japanese censor laws, sure
I remember seeing all the RE7 regional differences
(this man has never seen a woman before)
Well that's an easy one, I would've said it either way that i simp for Astolfo
D-damn.
Pretty sure that’s just a universal truth






