💬┃en_offtop

[inland kelp]

Y'all = me

[gentle moss]

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/majima-goro-majima-bone-zone-trolled-troll-gif-24130015

[sharp moss]

@runic dew Thoughts on the modern 86?

[lusty onyx]

garbage bags

[minor frigate]

how to i play the event?

[tiny dew]

https://media.tenor.com/lTLdYVxuRb8AAAPo/fcc-finch-chicken-channel.mp4

Noo

@obsidian brook Sorry for the ping, had to illustrate what I mean in #⭐┃nospoilers_general

https://tenor.com/view/howard-goodman-saul-goodman-goodmansaul-goatman-better-call-saul-gif-26178946

[vast lion]

hello boss

[simple sage]

hatedamnesia has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pearl crest]

[vast lion]

I always wondered what gm fcc meant

[vast lion]

[tiny dew]

"Good Morning..."

Fcc?

[vast lion]

It was so random i couldnt understand the gm

[prisma zephyr]

More at 9

[wind hull]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/686702809466535956/1120363119227719800/1687185470726.mp4

[blazing canyon]

True...

[sharp moss]

Caring what women think

[candid cloud]

Google assistant cares.

[rough patio]

yo birthday when

so i can say hap birthday when the time comes

[blazing creek]

Thy end is now (no)

[candid cloud]

In a week.

Now count.

[rough patio]

exactly a week?

26?

[candid cloud]

Yes.

[prisma zephyr]

Kinda gaey ngl

[rough patio]

aye

now i count

[candid cloud]

This guy knows the math!

[rough patio]

(pls brain dont make me forget this i will kms if i will)

fun fact: Ernest Khalimov (aka Gigachad) was born in Moscow

so gigachad is russian

[rough patio]

what

[faint patrol]

Oppenheimer style 🙂

[bitter spruce]

finally they realize

[bitter spruce]

neat

any particular reason for this fact

[rough patio]

nuh uh sir

just saying

[bitter spruce]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/344791133332701195/1099154746834690068/1d480392aca06206435f6296676dd448001647d4f55a5ef041d2b169d17c7504_1.gif

[shy narwhal]

Literally me

[hidden gazelle]

[shy narwhal]

What

[hidden gazelle]

[shy narwhal]

[tepid matrix]

😦

[pearl wraith]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiny dew]

Hottest in my case I ever felt was 41.smth

And I felt dead

I won't be able to survive anything more than 41 celsius

[topaz sparrow]

Yeah

At that temp you pretty much have no energy to go outside

[topaz sparrow]

Unless you are looking to lose weight

I have hopes for this summer though. We have been seeing a lot more rain than last summer

Well, we will

El Niño has made Canada a living hell, but the south a paradise for weather

[pearl wraith]

In Mississippi it can be 35 and feel like 48 with the humidity

I’m talking UNBEARABLE heat

[topaz sparrow]

^this guy gets it

[tiny dew]

Damn, man

Let me check the current temp

[topaz sparrow]

The heat is one thing here, the humidity is on a different level, especially in places like Mississippi and Florida. I lived in Mississippi for some years as a child but we moved because of the unbearable heat

[pearl wraith]

Utah has received daily rain for the past month

We normally only get <20 thunder storms a year

[topaz sparrow]

Last year, we would regularly go weeks without rain, now we get it like every other day

[pearl wraith]

The grass is green for once

[pearl wraith]

Same

[topaz sparrow]

No need to water the plants

[pearl wraith]

Shoot I forgot to water the trees

[topaz sparrow]

Last year ended up killing most my tomato and watermelons

Was really pissed about that one

Those dumb plants are such a hassle to maintain with no rain

[lost torrent]

Here its really starting to get hot

[topaz sparrow]

I’m enjoying my London experience right now

[lost torrent]

My family has a wineyard and a field of potatos and both of these arent doing that greatly this year

[topaz sparrow]

Yeah, you pretty much need to water them constantly when it’s hot and humid, else they won’t get enough. Right now though, my plants that are left could probably go a day or two without water perfectly fine because it’s not hot or humid

[tiny dew]

Good Lord

Currently 22 celsius and I feel so bad, if it goes higher I'll have to kiss my ass goodbye

[topaz sparrow]

Rip, it’s 26 C right now and it feels perfect

[tiny dew]

Where you at, America?

[topaz sparrow]

Compared to what we normally get that is

[lost torrent]

Its 27 here

[topaz sparrow]

Yerp, South Carolina

[tiny dew]

Damn then I haven't slept much today then

[topaz sparrow]

Sleep doesn’t matter as long as you have enough cold brew stored up my friend

[lost torrent]

Arizona tea

[tiny dew]

You are so so right, Drifting

Doesn't matter if brew

As long as its cold - water does wonders too

[topaz sparrow]

Tea is the superior drink personally

But cold brew is that midnight ‘I got 2 minutes before I pass out’ type drink

Takes no time to prepare

[gray jetty]

Vietnam

[neon vale]

fallout

[gray jetty]

Turns out this whole place burned

[burnt oak]

Hello

[tiny dew]

Meant to be road?

[gray jetty]

There was a trail here

But well

It’s gone now lol

[tiny dew]

Why there is goddamn asphalt everywhere then... you mean like not the usual forest trail then

[gray jetty]

Now this place looks like they sprayed agent orange everywhere

[gray jetty]

That’s ash and rocks

[short sierra]

good morning

[burnt oak]

good evening

[tiny dew]

Oh well

Gimme your best advice how to overcome life burnout, @gray jetty

[tiny dew]

You may say I am trolling, however at times... I think the "Eat, Sleep, Work, Repeat" process makes me sick, fo real

Goddamn life dynamic these days sucks

Same goddamn thing every day is all I'm saying

[gray jetty]

I’m having it right now Ive lost my job

[tiny dew]

No way, bud?

I haven't lost mine yet. Though I'm sort of burned out on life itself, shall I say.

[gray jetty]

I feel like the one fire that gave my life meaning has been put out

[tiny dew]

What happened, someone who doesn't like you ratted you for thing you haven't done?

[gray jetty]

My contract ended

[tiny dew]

Can't you renew it?

[gray jetty]

Not for 3 months

Until September 18th

[tiny dew]

Oh my...

Man I know how you feel right now.

[lost torrent]

[tiny dew]

I don't know... there is this one point in life you reach you feel like the way ahead has ended and you've hit invisible wall. I feel like at the moment.

[gray jetty]

Same

Only way forward is to go back to college

But I hated college

[lost torrent]

I've had more then enough moments like this before

[tiny dew]

Dunno what to say

[lost torrent]

Same tbh

[sharp moss]

Not the only way

[gray jetty]

It is where I live

[tiny dew]

How would you overcome such situation, Taki?

[gray jetty]

[tiny dew]

I have no solution

[gray jetty]

If I wanna make more than 50k dollars a year which is barely enough to live

I have to

[sharp moss]

Be born to a wealthy family, otherwise wait for something to happen

[tiny dew]

My only solution I can come up is to hit the woods, do camping, hiking, something outdoors to shake off my mind, lol

Myy only escape in life basically

[lost torrent]

Or play video games until you go numb

[tiny dew]

I don't have the "I am a rich boy" mindset

[sharp moss]

My father left his home to work since he was 15, he has yet to say "i have a million dollars in my pocket". And now when he needs money the most it's nowhere to be found.

[tiny dew]

Money can't buy you happiness, love, feels

[sharp moss]

Working hard is an absolute meme, you either win at life or you don't, that's all there is to it.

[tiny dew]

Agreed

[lost torrent]

Im probably gonna get muted again for this

[tiny dew]

Yeah, what about killing yourself slowly? If one wants to end himself, at least do good effort

Make it quick instead of letting you and people around you to suffer, lol

[lost torrent]

True

[tiny dew]

I can't believe I am talking through such topic on the internet

You could easily tell I am at a crossroad. Hehe.

[gray jetty]

https://theaviationgeekclub.com/in-the-early-1960s-soviet-union-sold-titanium-to-the-us-believing-they-needed-it-for-pizza-ovens-but-instead-they-used-it-to-build-the-iconic-sr-71-blackbird-mach-3-spy-plane/amp/

Based

[lost torrent]

[gray jetty]

I must admit

That would probably make some killer pizza

I bet though

[tiny dew]

I must admit. Life sucks.

[lost torrent]

Fastest flying pizza oven

[chrome arrow]

Free head 🗣️ 🤯

[tiny dew]

@gray jetty Do the employeers over where you life have big ego? Dp they take their employees for slaves or respect them?

[chrome arrow]

Blud got electrocuted

[void kelp]

Wait that reminds me of smth

[tiny dew]

Heya

[chrome arrow]

Are you the real cj

My friend played it

[neon vale]

the russians got purged 😔

its mainly ukrainians now

[gray jetty]

They respect us

[gray jetty]

It’s not really up to them who gets hired and who does not

Well it is and isn’t

When they can hire people

Is up to California

[chrome arrow]

Guys i got a book about politics and it has a personality quiz. Anyone up to the task?

[tiny dew]

Not in a good mood 😄

Too early for the chat to be so silent, whats the matter?

[chrome arrow]

We're scared viktorn will post the apple again

[dense star]

the most known and controversial mod there is

[sour trench]

hiya. is there a channel for the crowdfunded baord game?

[ripe merlin]

Baguette loaf review @chrome arrow @teal oracle @bitter spruce

[teal oracle]

10/10

[chrome arrow]

9/10

[ripe merlin]

-credit points

[chrome arrow]

Cat looks like its about to attack or is very sleepy

[tiny dew]

#⭐┃nospoilers_general for anything Stalker, sir

[gentle moss]

better then non stop?

[small ice]

i cant believe it

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/f-XP52zRm70

[lusty onyx]

2 days until it releases

[dense star]

ye

the only game beside stalker 2 I actually excited for

although I excited for stalker 2
I have really have big worries about the release

[tiny dew]

I seen it

Huge potential

Unsure about the story, does it have full length campaign?

[dense star]

I hope the game will have this trailer soundtrack

[lusty onyx]

It does

[dense star]

I don't care about the story

[tiny dew]

I like me cool combat, has to have some story to keep you engaged

Shooting infinite amount of enemies will become boring in couple hours

[dense star]

heard of Doom?

[tiny dew]

Doom does have a story, albeit not as engaging

Last Doom game I had the privilege to play is Doom 3, don't judge me

[dense star]

Doom 3 is a very good game

it's very underrated

the bad criticism is because
they changed the game to play not like Doom used to
instead it's feel like an Half Life game
it doesn't make it a bad game it's just what people didn't expected
for example you buy Mario Cart and get Need For Speed Most Wanted (2005)
it's a good game but you came to get Mario Cart not that

and also people liked the game in the end

[simple sage]

Wight#8689 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[earnest escarp]

Take a hike, Wolf

Anyways, I just hate how the basic shotgun feels in that. And enemies sneaking up on you from behind silent hidden doors.

[granite tangle]

indeed

like most id software games

[fleet nebula]

[atomic lynx]

Damn, Fed's are developing new tactics

[atomic lynx]

Trepang studios are objectively based

Trepang² is the Fear 4 we never got

[dense star]

never played fear but heard of it

I will try it out before playing the Trepang

[sharp moss]

Whoever thought that putting GT1 cars with slicks on a narrow, winding and snowy course with lots of sudden elevation drop offs would be good idea deserves a special place in hell

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/59JuJM9nvj0?

I love this song

[lament zealot]

this shit bangin

https://tenor.com/view/party-party-hard-party-animal-head-bang-concert-gif-19855932

[dense star]

you hear this when losing a round in BF3

I want to lose just to hear this

[lament zealot]

why do game OST slap so hard

[granite tangle]

im still a bf2 modern combat enjoyer

https://youtu.be/Bp-C0v53C1U

probably the hardest menu music of all time

[dense star]

hell ye

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDlvZwyqp_s

[dense star]

nice

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/tkLwULFVDwQ

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/7tQQyePC7GQ?

[granite tangle]

thus one fits incredibly well with the level

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciIEoyjsVY8

[dense star]

GTA 4 TBOGT Theme
https://youtu.be/zVtEBow2E7g

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/Qu2vv2hJOcw

[lament zealot]

not bad, but far too repetitive for my tastes

[dense star]

sound like a geometry dash music

[lament zealot]

used in the flash game Raze

[dense star]

I know this game

made by the same people making Strike Force Heroes

[lament zealot]

raze is based

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/0uEiu99sDYw?

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLGPXhuh5Ic

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/ZcG4WiZwVAg

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/vMCbJB4yNXo?
from the first NFSU game

[lament zealot]

theres this one song I want to find

[dense star]

what is it?

[lament zealot]

its timestamped

https://youtu.be/LWDqUYRnNFU?t=66

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/-r679Hhs9Zs from tony hawk's underground 2

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/AnD-KtJwJXA

[lament zealot]

grabbin peelz grabbin peelz
PPEEELLLZZZ HEEEERREE (grabbin peelz)

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/vczHkBVlvBY

[granite tangle]

https://youtu.be/Z6VpX-feA2M

[full grail]

Arma 3 ♥️

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/fikdYNqdgxI

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qk2sVQjHCMM

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/9nLrUHDRQRk

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/throw-it-back-slenderiino-gif-25524577

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jme5hYgXbNY

[dense star]

Stick War
https://youtu.be/rVTzv9qLyko?

[lament zealot]

ON GOD

waterflame makes some good music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7T_YtklLyyo

[dense star]

he also made this one for Age of War

I wanted send that

https://youtu.be/1-fzoVI2DfI

[lament zealot]

i know about this one

dude made it randomly for one of his vids outta nowhere

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/h68f_fZUG80?t=230

I'm going to sleep

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khhLSvLPKb4

[bitter spruce]

nah the gameplay just sucks

the shooting is very clunky and the game is very clunky

the gunplay is just bad

its not a good game i dont understand why people like it

its nothing like half life gunplay even

[dense star]

I meant the gameplay not gunplay

in doom the classic and newer doom
you go shoot everything that move

and Doom 3 is much slower because of environment storytelling

that what I meant by like Half Life

[bitter spruce]

no there barely is any environmental story telling

[dense star]

I like the gunplay but I would agree it's clunky
and the environment is very good

[bitter spruce]

its designed like a linesr face paced shooter

but they made it slow

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/8oaUX-752Mg?t=2685

[bitter spruce]

it doesn't make sense

[dense star]

it's start a specific time

[bitter spruce]

and im not even exaggerating about the no environmental storytelling part. there barely is any i really don't understand what you mean

plus the levels feel so odd and not really well thought out

its too maze like with nowhere to go

[dense star]

maybe I didn't said it correctly

no sarcasm

seriously

[bitter spruce]

i feel like gunplay is the single most important part for this type of game and it underdelivers so it just feels odd to play

[dense star]

gunplay is subjective
I like it you not

what do you think of stalker gunplay?

(original games no mods)

[bitter spruce]

stalker gunplay feels great imo. its obviously clunky because of the inaccuracy and the animations, but the damage is well balanced and its fair at most ranges

doom 3 is unecessarily slow, cant cancel reloads, really slow fire rates and the damage is very unbalanced

its just not satisfying

[dense star]

ok you hate it but the atmosphere is good
the stalker atmosphere also really carried the game

[bitter spruce]

doom 3 atmosphere is alright

i wouldnt say its good

[full grail]

Guys
Trepang2 releases tomorrow

[hybrid sleet]

How can I buy a non stop if I am currently residing in Spain?

impossible, isn't it? XD

[inland kelp]

The lovely shotgun

[bitter spruce]

pretty much

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-inconvenience-godzilla-nes-godzilla-ngc-nes-godzilla-creepypasta-gif-25953487

i still cannot believe ive been blocked by wolf

ive done the impossible

[neon vale]

my english is beyong repairing

i read the "you that read wrong" and thought it was fine

didnt even switch the words

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mfdoom-i-have-hired-mfdoom-to-stare-at-you-gif-27495965

[void kelp]

2 men kissing

1 man kissing

1.5 men kissing

0 men kissing

-1 man kissing

3.14 men kissing

[neon vale]

damn i hate math problems man

[cerulean quartz]

∞ men kissing

[void kelp]

1 ÷ 0 Men Kissing

[void kelp]

Neco arc

[void kelp]

I want Chilli's VA to voice this now

[tulip wren]

hello

[void kelp]

I just found a 22 document tutorial on making mdma(in minecraft)

[urban coral]

Based fellow DOOM 3 enjoyer

[runic glacier]

i love Doom 3 demon sound

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075489061755699341/1120394175528059002/SPOILER_VID_20230619_194522_668.mp4

[candid cloud]

2016 and Eternal is like the first doom games in with new graphics and gameplay + has a lore.

[urban coral]

Wat

Imagine not playing DOOM like the previous games

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-guy-isabelle-rip-and-tear-video-game-gif-16716710

[inland kelp]

Halo's clone number [unknown]

[urban coral]

The one who changed your name knows the truth

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cloaker-jumpscare-payday2-cloaker-jumpscare-scarface-gif-26363553

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-the-russian-badger-bulldozer-gif-25839433

[azure spade]

Dozer is history

[inland kelp]

So I know my own truth

[azure spade]

That you're cringe

[inland kelp]

Sure Colonel Sanders

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CV6IcvwX2o

No way...a based boomer?

Hell really is freezing over

[azure spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1064656155554615409/Stalker_punch.gif

[inland kelp]

You love Paris

[azure spade]

I love Kyiv

[inland kelp]

I like Chernobyl Reactor No.4

[azure spade]

Yea

[bitter spruce]

no its not. 💀 doom is not a horror series.

its a fast paced arena shooter. doom 3 threw that out the window to make a shit horror game

well you're just wrong

no it doesn't

its literally not a horror franchise

literally only one game was ever horror like

and it was a sad attempt

so you just like the game, doesn't make the whole franchise a horror franchise

dark doesn't mean horror

dark is a challenging aspect for low visibility

no.. thats not what horror means

thats just not what horror means

with that logic any game can be argued to be horror

your argument was literally "dark area" and "military/laboratory"

there are hundreds of games that have those two

then tell me what else there is

truly elaborate then

because you gave two arguments

debates anyway

silly guy

i didn't

💀

no one did that

"By modern standards, this classic game isn’t really a “horror game”. At most, it’s a horror-themed action game. These days, “Doom” (1993) is more famous for being the game that gave first-person shooter games the mainstream popularity that they still enjoy to this very day. And with good reason! Although its 1994 sequel “Doom II: Hell On Earth” is, in my opinion, an even better game – the original “Doom” is still one of the best and most well-designed shooter games that you’ll ever play."

they literally admit its not a horror game 💀

no read it again

its a horror THEMED action shootee

its not a horror game

no read it again

💀

bro "these days" is talked about how its famous. its not related to anything about horror

[urban coral]

You're not playing DOOM 3 like the previous games. Truly a "You" problem

[bitter spruce]

💀

i give up

[urban coral]

By that logic, Hexen and Heretic are also horror games

[bitter spruce]

that's literally not how that works

[urban coral]

They're great

You kinda need a guide for Hexen, tbh

[sharp moss]

Play the older NFS games with regular gamma settings and tell me that again

The headlights make it even worse somehow

Yes

I had to use Takumi's driving without headlights trick, only in my case it wasn't to reduce aero and surprise my opponent but just to see where the hell im going

The later stages are insanely difficult in High Stakes, night driving whilst it's snowing/raining on a tight, winding course with sudden elevation drop offs

My suspension was hanging on for dear life

You drive slower and use the straights to get as much leverage as possible and hope the AI doesn't overtake you

Cars just don't want to turn in snow, you either steer or you accelerate, but never both at the same time

AI isn't as much of the problem as is the difficulty of the course

PU Courses are more difficult cause of the car physics then anything else, drive anywhere above 90 km/h and the front tires just lose all grip

You can skip NFS2 unless you want to enjoy the absolute soulful maps full of details

The courses are full of details but are pretty boring to drive through aside from 1, also realism went out the door with mclarens going 400+

Somewhat, NFS was still in it's infancy when the game came out so this was kinda experimental change many didn't like

Obviously they went ahead and stayed with the more grounded approach when NFS 3 came out

[teal oracle]

Goodest of boys

[sharp moss]

No just the F1 i think

Nah that wasn't possible in the 90's, at least not with the stock car

Maybe if they killed as much weight as possible it could be done

391 km/h measured by McLaren, close but no cigar

You are like a baby, AT LEAST 800 hp and 1,100 kilos

[tiny dew]

Any old skool CS 1.6 ZM playas in STOC?

[sharp moss]

Tbh TVR's are death traps as it is, getting rid of the wing would probably put you over 400 km/h...what choice to make

The modern 86's are pretty underwhelming imo, too much weight and too little power

Even a ND miata makes more power...

But yea anything past 300 km/h is unusable not just on the street but even on many tracks

Modding and tuning it is another thing but $30k for a stock one is big price to pay

At least the GR86 fixes the power issue

At the cost of uglier styling albeit.

[tiny dew]

BP a bwitch to set up damn

@urban coral So you have the remaster right?

[whole portal]

My head hurts

[urban coral]

Which doesn't work, yes

[tiny dew]

Tryina make it work for a stream and it's hell of a ride, lol

[urban coral]

Make it not hurt

[tiny dew]

Had to install DxWnd to be able to even stream

[sharp moss]

MR-S's are slept on because of it looking like a frog but it's a great little car

[urban coral]

EA being unable to make a remaster of a functional game

[tiny dew]

[urban coral]

Classic

Fr

[tiny dew]

Funk it at least the OG works without crashing

Burnout Paradise @runic dew

Criterion's best game to date lol

I am talking old Criterion

2009

[urban coral]

Burnout Paradise Gang

[bitter spruce]

based

winter chads staying warm and comfy vs summer incels sweating their balls off

[small ice]

like ong you can literally just warm yourself up at the winter
you cant do shit with the summer heat

[lament zealot]

Brits when 24C (75F)

[small ice]

LMFAO

[lament zealot]

But I like playing sniper

Even tho I usually switch off to medic anyways

Sniper medic & pyro are my favorite classes

Shotgun pyro is based (slightly slower no double jump scout with more health + fireproof)

Add the back burner and he becomes a pseudo spy

[small ice]

i ong cant play sniper for crap
i mostly play as demo, soldier or scout

basically im not bad at every class except the 3rd row/support classes

[lament zealot]

Splash damage classes are generally not that fun imo

I only play them to push through concentrated defenses

My sniper rifle is pretty dank

Specialized Killstreak Strange Festive Sniper Rifle with Halloween Spell (Exorcism)

[candid cloud]

I haven't seen this in HP remastered, it's probably some other game.

[granite tangle]

i just use the awper hand

no killstreak, no paint, just a cooler sound

[velvet dock]

sniper was a mistake

[bitter spruce]

this guy likes to stand still for abnormal periods of time

[lament zealot]

fr

[velvet dock]

no, I don’t play sniper

[lament zealot]

That’s not what he means

We know you don’t play sniper

[velvet dock]

Sniper main + doesn’t like demo and soldier, like why even play TF2

Theres a reason there’s no snipers in comp its bc you actually have to contribute to taking the objective, not quartz tho

[lament zealot]

Well I only play sniper if I can. I more often than not play medic or pyro because casual noobs don’t know how to push obj as the classes designed for it

[lament zealot]

Ew a comp player? Who cares about comp

Comp is just full of tryhard losers who want the game to be about them

“Nooooo you can’t use that weapon! It’s banned in comp!!!”

[velvet dock]

Pretty sure no weapons are banned in comp because most unlocks are doggy doodoo compared to stock

[neon vale]

rocket jumper

my beloved weapon

[lament zealot]

Trolldiers are annoying but based

I respect those who play in legit lobbies

I don’t respect those who play on half gravity servers as much

[neon vale]

i dont find them too annoying
they are really easy to dodge

[lament zealot]

Not so much in community servers where their mobility is effectively doubled

[neon vale]

i never play community so i dont have a say on that

[lament zealot]

They’re scary in community servers

Moving Uber fast with crazy maneuverability

[bitter spruce]

no you stand still and get domed by sniper

stop standing still

[lament zealot]

I’ve lost the skills now but I learned how to snipe them outta the air because of that

[bitter spruce]

no one plays comp

tf2 is not a competitive shooter

[neon vale]

i dont understand why anyone would willingly play comp

6v6 tf2 just sounds wrong

at that point just play another class shooter

[lusty onyx]

my tryhard 14 years old self wanted to

[lament zealot]

Cuz they’re sad and want to prove they’re the best at tf2 while being afraid of mge

[bitter spruce]

i play phlog pyro i dont care

with scorch shot

keep crying comp nerds

[lament zealot]

Oh god

Disgusting

[urban coral]

We just learned a lot of things about you

[inland kelp]

Based

[urban coral]

So, you like MLP, got a fursuit and live in your mother's basement?

[bitter spruce]

[bitter spruce]

how does any of that relate

[urban coral]

Interesting way of life

[neon vale]

it really does tbh

[urban coral]

Pyro

[bitter spruce]

what 💀

[inland kelp]

Mhh that's me, except for the first and third one

[neon vale]

scorch shot

[craggy crow]

lmao

[bitter spruce]

literally how 💀

[urban coral]

Facts

[neon vale]

scorch shot

scorch shot pyros are always furries

[bitter spruce]

i click on people and they die

[bitter spruce]

no?

[urban coral]

Eh, not even Scorch Shot that much

[neon vale]

sniper players

[bitter spruce]

i haven't seen one

[neon vale]

just pyro in general

[urban coral]

Just the fact that Pyros are pretty wack

[inland kelp]

Aimbots

[urban coral]

Yeah

[bitter spruce]

only in ctf

[urban coral]

I can respect Pyrodiers and Pybros, though

[neon vale]

im not good at tf2 anymore

[bitter spruce]

i like pybro

[bitter sedge]

h ih i

[neon vale]

i only play demoknight after my 400th hour in the game

[urban coral]

S su U pp P

[bitter sedge]

im having some issues with my copy of call of chernobyl

[bitter spruce]

im mainly just play oldier thouhh

[bitter sedge]

was wondering where id be able to find a fix

[bitter spruce]

he ell l o o

[bitter spruce]

the internet

[bitter sedge]

bruh cant seem to find a fix for it

[urban coral]

By playing CS

[bitter sedge]

tried searching

[bitter spruce]

stop playing CoC, simple

[urban coral]

Exactly

[bitter spruce]

play the base games

[bitter sedge]

i think i am

[bitter spruce]

what

[bitter sedge]

I got it on steam

[bitter spruce]

then you aren't playing Call of Chernobyl

[bitter sedge]

shadow of chernobyl oops

[bitter spruce]

what is the issue even

[bitter sedge]

my bad my bad

[bitter sedge]

if I cahnge any settings in the game it just locks me out

[bitter spruce]

wdym

[bitter sedge]

I see a small black window on the top left of my screen

like if I go into settings and change the volume and click apply

[bitter spruce]

idk what you mean by that

like the window shrinks?

[bitter sedge]

yeah

and it becomes black and ii dont hear anything ether

[bitter spruce]

check your resolution settings

[bitter sedge]

yeah they're fine

[bitter spruce]

you turned the volume too low

[bitter sedge]

if i change any settings in game, i cant play the game after it just freezes

[bitter spruce]

wait are you trying to play it windowed

[bitter sedge]

nope

full screen but the game turns into a black window when i change settings

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1120714723848097822/twittervid.com_RaccyRaccs_67a1cc.mov

[crude swift]

test

[tiny dew]

https://www.gamesindustry.biz/star-wars-mobile-and-free-to-play-ubisofts-bid-to-transform-its-business

[neon vale]

test

[tiny dew]

Joke article of the Year

CEO Yves Guillemot: "Other publishers buy companies, we try to build things"

https://tenor.com/view/sad-kek-gif-18715687

[bitter spruce]

gpu driver update?

try restarting too

also check the config

[tiny dew]

https://www.pcmag.com/news/eu-smartphones-must-have-user-replaceable-batteries-by-2027

HELL YASS. One good move by the European Gaynion.

[bitter spruce]

owned

[tiny dew]

I'll be moving to Android in 2027, peeps

[bitter spruce]

why haven't you moved to android ten years ago

[tiny dew]

Dunno

Always been Symbian user.

No useless updates, no useless apps, no memory clogging

[shy narwhal]

Why are you using an Iphone?

[tiny dew]

...no random restarts

[tiny dew]

Am using this

[shy narwhal]

What

[tiny dew]

https://fdn.gsmarena.com/imgroot/news/19/07/flashback-nokia-5800/-1220x526/gsmarena_000.jpg

Nokia 5800 Xpress Music

15 years strong already

Three more years and It'll become adult

[shy narwhal]

Wtf

How can you even use Discord

[lament zealot]

By being cool

[tiny dew]

I use Discord on the PC, lol what did you think

Whats crazy about the phone above, I never changed the battery

🤯

Having a battery work for 15 years seems like a mystery rather than reality

[granite tangle]

ds stylus

[tiny dew]

👆

I bought it cuz it had double speakers

Those sound rather good imho

[granite tangle]

most phones nowaday have double speakers, why did you get this one in particular?

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279684719606628355/1120655935422083122/video0-319.mp4

[tiny dew]

Back then they didn't

I wasn't keen on Sony Ericssons because they had too basic feature set

[granite tangle]

hold on when did you buy it

[tiny dew]

Except the music focused models - those were hella expensive

[tiny dew]

Think it was early or mid december 2008

Pre-Xmas sheeit

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1120608530991423509/uckmzn84cu5b1.webp

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/605895783710982157/1120759081402109993/ky21scwln1.mp4

[teal oracle]

I love barotrauma

[tiny dew]

@urban coral Tips how to make OG BP work in DIscord without resolution stretching?

[urban coral]

No clue

[tiny dew]

DxWnd works but even though I check marked the aspect ratio option, it still displays as 800x600 window in the stream

Seems weird

[coarse rapids]

HELL YES BABY,LESS GOO

actual based

[candid cloud]

Where should I go?

@sharp moss , remember the place?

[tiny dew]

Too bad I am too bad at it and I can't make it work in full screen on stream

I don't even remember how I can drift in this game...

@urban coral You have to teach me, bruv

[coarse rapids]

I too don't know know how to drift an online article

[tiny dew]

[urban coral]

Drift with tapping Z

Handbrake with Ctrl

Boost with Shift

[tiny dew]

Damn that easy?

I forgor about Z key

Lemme get da Nakamura and wreck mnyself

[urban coral]

@tiny dew
Use Boost, dude

Shift

@tiny dew
Check ping lmao

[bitter spruce]

arizona

oxen

[tiny dew]

Wait what

Hold on for a sec

You use default acc/brake keys?

[urban coral]

Yeah

[tiny dew]

So Z should be down arrow in my case

[urban coral]

A and Z

[tiny dew]

Weird

Lemme fail again 😄

[urban coral]

It's pretty dang comfortable, tbh

Since you're using A for acc, Z for brakes, Shift for Boost and Ctrl for handbrake

All pretty close by

@tiny dew
That round square is perfect for earning the Drift achievement

Le monument place

[tiny dew]

Lmao

I got the hang out of it, yeah

[urban coral]

Based

[tiny dew]

What a takedown

But yeah I gots it, my mane

[urban coral]

I suggest doing the Burning Route for this car

It's based

[tiny dew]

Lemme see about it

[urban coral]

Ayo where your events at?

[tiny dew]

Tf happened...

[urban coral]

No clue

[tiny dew]

Events disappeared, lmao

[urban coral]

Yeah

Should be toggleable in the map, but I don't see it

Oh wait, it's because you were in Stunt Run lmfao

[tiny dew]

This sheit ayo?

[urban coral]

It's an orange symbol

[tiny dew]

Oh

[urban coral]

But yeah, that's the Burning Route of the Vegas

@tiny dew
See the star on the mini map?

That's where it is

[tiny dew]

Lemme see

[urban coral]

Based alarm noise

[tiny dew]

Based PDA sheit

Lol

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/mfdoom-i-have-hired-mfdoom-to-stare-at-you-gif-27495965

[urban coral]

Krezzin gettin' the hang of it

Based

[tiny dew]

Bruh, as if I love to crash this thing...

[urban coral]

@tiny dew
When driving a Speed Boost car, never stop Boosting

In fact, you can Boost more often in general

[tiny dew]

Man, I love the beep

Neat way to communicate in here

[tiny dew]

WICKED

[urban coral]

If you stop boosting with a Speed Boost car, then you lose out on the Burnout Chain

[tiny dew]

Oh shi, good to know mane

[urban coral]

Try it out

In order to increase your Burnout Chain, you'll want to ride on the wrong side of the road, get air time, break billboards, take down other cars, etc.

It's risk and reward

[tiny dew]

Shit that was hella close

Almost thought I'll lose

[urban coral]

Yeah, you went the wrong way

[tiny dew]

Good thing in this game is you don't have GPS to navigate you

No arrows n crap

Burnout Paradise gang, baby

[urban coral]

You do lmao

[tiny dew]

Wait you do?

I seem to have disabled it or...?

[urban coral]

Nope

I saw and heard it

[tiny dew]

Bruh

[urban coral]

It's on the top of the screen

If you hear beeping, it shows you which way to go

[tiny dew]

Krezzin blind: You have gained new level

[urban coral]

It also has a different noise for both left and right

But that's only in races

Lmao

[tiny dew]

Godaamn...

😄 😄

[urban coral]

But yeah, did you see the sign?

And hear the noise?

BASED

[tiny dew]

Dafuq

[urban coral]

I HAVE NO CLUE HOW

[tiny dew]

Nah I was too focused not crashing, lmao

[urban coral]

BUT BASED

[tiny dew]

Based Krezzin wins unexpectedly

Man I love this game 😄

[urban coral]

Love how you still haven't fixed your car

Roadster is based

Afk

[tiny dew]

Motherf...

Crashed in the last second

[candid cloud]

He does what?

@urban coral, he plays BP?

[tiny dew]

Fuuuuu..

Almost, almost mane

Ya Truther

[candid cloud]

One of them I bought, the other one I didn't.

[urban coral]

He plays BP

[rough patio]

hey guys watchu talking about

[urban coral]

Burnout Paradise

[rough patio]

whats that

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/crash-burnout-paradise-burnout-paradise-remastered-gif-16146719

Based racing game sandbox

You can check the stream, if you want

[rough patio]

hehe funny gif (half of driver's skull turned into dust)

[urban coral]

Krezzin's playing it rn

[rough patio]

i dont trust stocs vc

weirdos can join

like me

[urban coral]

I mean, Krezzin and me are already in the VC, soooo

[rough patio]

[urban coral]

Space Dwarves based

[tiny dew]

Dat flex

😄

Alright, good tips, Mr. Kane Jr.

Hopefully I don't forget 90% of them

Think I'll go game smth else

Leave more for tomorrow

[urban coral]

Aite

Thanks for le stream

[tiny dew]

Thanks for the mental support

😄

[urban coral]

Just be sure to boost more often

[tiny dew]

Boost it is, mane

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsbfxPdPXtU
MW more fun

[urban coral]

Invincible car?

Cringe

[sharp moss]

Game would be impossible to beat if you had finite health

[urban coral]

Burnout Paradise better

[sharp moss]

Burnout Paradise doesn't have SUV's trying to cause a head on collision at like 300 km/h

[urban coral]

🤨

[sharp moss]

Had too many runs end like that

[tiny dew]

Burnout tests your friggin reflexes

It's Reflex Simulator, mane

[sharp moss]

Every game that has fast cars is a reflex simulator lol

[tropic tundra]

wish me luck, im going to court next month

[urban coral]

What's the case?

[rough patio]

damn, i have the same question as above

[chrome arrow]

Same heer dwag

But curiosity killed the cat so imma die

[tropic tundra]

got SA'd by a girl, not even a guy at all

[urban coral]

It being a girl automatically makes you lose this already

Bias fr dawg

[tiny dew]

Fake weather reports?

[tropic tundra]

obviously i'll be in jail or paying money

[tiny dew]

No worries, Mr Man

Call Tuco Salamanca

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-tuco-awesome-badass-cigarette-gif-17026898

[tropic tundra]

if his services was available at africa i would

[rough patio]

SA'd?

what that mean

[tiny dew]

South Africa'd

He was bamboozled

[tropic tundra]

sexually assaulted

[tiny dew]

A girl sexually assaulted a man

[rough patio]

holy shit

[tiny dew]

Case enters court

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/vbSrUNgA43I?t=38
@tiny dew @urban coral You guys should try emulating the old WMMT games if you want that pure high speed, traffic dodging gameplay

[tiny dew]

Wuh!

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/813988013373653064/1120687252234834111/HvJqm9y0aXtPrW7x.mp4

[urban coral]

But I want Burnout Paradise

Besides, if I want to play this, I'd play Y5

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Jht1XY11sU

[sharp moss]

Highway racing
Initial D
?

Whatever why am i questioning this

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_1ujZ7q83I

[sharp moss]

Also ID has it's own Yakuza style minigames https://youtu.be/89LRWt4jHJU?t=16

[coarse rapids]

I finished the school arc and tbh who put teen drama in my racing comics

Irked

[urban coral]

Lmao

[coarse rapids]

I wanted to see cars but instead the writer needs to explain to me in detail his self insert romantic fantasies

[sharp moss]

You talking about ID?

[coarse rapids]

Yes

[sharp moss]

It becomes a important plot element for racing later on believe it or not

[coarse rapids]

I went from slightly annoyed that Im watching a kids spat to genuinely hating that character that tak wants to get on with

Slows pace to a crawl and the story feels like a self insert thign

[sharp moss]

Racing doesn't really translate well to manga, it's why the anime is recommended first

[coarse rapids]

No its not that racin doesn't translate well,the racing scenes are well coreographed and designed
Its that the 20 chapters waffin about the most contrived teen drama does not lend well when I want to watch CAR!

[sharp moss]

You kinda need build up towards the races before they occur, otherwise it all feels rushed instead

[coarse rapids]

the build up should be based around the cars and that sort of thing not passing of idiotic do you love me papers around the room

I would not have a problem is they werent so damn long

[sharp moss]

As time goes on the talks are shifted more and more towards technical stuff about cars, so all i gotta say is keep reading

[coarse rapids]

I will I think I got through the most egrigious

its the start of the Project D thing

[sharp moss]

what chapter?

[coarse rapids]

Im at 196 rn

[sharp moss]

Oh yea that's like the very beginning of the Project D arc

[coarse rapids]

yhea as I was saying,the worst part is prob behind us

[teal oracle]

*rape fantasies

[neon vale]

wait what

[void kelp]

Wait what

[neon vale]

i havent seen confinement in literally 4 years

the trailers for 8 really turned me off the series

[teal oracle]

you heard me

[void kelp]

What happened

[neon vale]

the series stopped being funny for me

so i stopped before i even got to see all of episode 8

[void kelp]

When did it have to do with the whole sexual fantasy thing😭

[neon vale]

ask lars

i never watched 8 through

[vital remnant]

Time to signpost

Dogpost

[neon vale]

tf is a signpost

[neon vale]

we hang our signs here

[vital remnant]

Fr

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-jumping-excited-play-time-gif-9841068

[coarse rapids]

@sharp moss how tf do you play that Initial D fan game made on Unity?

[tiny dew]

@dim halo

I'd pick 2nd design any day

It has unique touch

[urban coral]

Gato

[void kelp]

Bro does NOT know about the syrian economic crisis

[inland kelp]

dog

[sharp ferry]

That's a big ass rat

[dim halo]

Im sure my goal cannot be interfered by your opinion

[lusty onyx]

Damn he looks like two of my cats combined

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/bna-michiru-brand-new-animal-dead-chat-dead-chat-xd-gif-19818785

[rough patio]

fr

[fleet nebula]

[tiny dew]

Your goal is? I have better solution if you want to quickly end yourself.

https://tenor.com/view/howard-goodman-saul-goodman-goodmansaul-goatman-better-call-saul-gif-26178946

https://www.change.org/p/stop-microsoft-decision-on-making-elder-scrolls-6-exclusive?source_location=search

Playsoytation fans be like ^

[void kelp]

Elder Scrolls fans when New Paper Enjoyers walk in

[coarse rapids]

Should be New Paper Haters

[dense star]

guys do you know a multiplayer with active player base,
not sweaty, not competitive (pure casual) and active microphone use?

or it's too much for games today?

[tiny dew]

Lol wut?

[dense star]

what's wrong

[tiny dew]

Wait a second to read it again

Oh, a non-competitive MP game you need...

I can suggest only one as I play only one

You know what it is as I've been talking about it many times before, google ETL in Discord

[sharp moss]

idk

[coarse rapids]

im just bad at drifting

[sharp moss]

Assetto Corsa with mods is still your best bet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlzyqtbQVB8

Needs a wheel to actually enjoy the game tho

[coarse rapids]

Ill stream this afternoon for a bit if you want but I still have ti out musi in the bgm folder

I aint listening to no anime bullcrap

[sharp moss]

wut?

[coarse rapids]

Yhea,the Initial D game

You dont know?

[sharp moss]

wdym by anime bullcrap xd

[coarse rapids]

I kid you not the tutorial songs are likd anime openings remixed

Not even Eurobeat or anything like that

[sharp moss]

based

Eurobeat songs are still licenced music so yea..

[coarse rapids]

And this is a fan project that doesnt recieve any money

Im also p sure they are no longer updating it bc they are making a new game

[sharp moss]

Avex is already insane enough to go after 10 year old videos that got posted on youtube so i wouldn't be shocked if they went after some indie game nobody heard of

[coarse rapids]

Man...

But yhea Im switching the songs

[sharp moss]

I remember when a year ago half my playlist was just "removed video due to copyright"

[sharp moss]

You should also get into the older NFS games, they're pretty great too

[coarse rapids]

I have so much I need to get into already

[sharp moss]

anything up to Carbon i can recommend easily, beyond that i don't know though.

I already talked with Amnesia about how insane some later stages are in High stakes for example

GT1 cars with slicks forced to race on narrow, winding snowy roads

[coarse rapids]

I really just want to do some circuits with cars I like

If I played like arsetto or smth

[sharp moss]

As in like official sanctioned racing?

[coarse rapids]

What?just run some loops and hairpins
As long as the car is right and the driving feels like it should

[sharp moss]

Circuits are usually associated with sims and sanctioned racing, so i thought you meant that. Obviously even street racing games have "circuits" however.

[coarse rapids]

Only thing Im picky at is the csr Im driving

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=69wBSKl7rZw

[tiny dew]

@hoary tendon How do you even play World, does it have custom server one can play on?

[candid cloud]

Yeah, crybabies.

[tiny dew]

Rate this, @sharp moss

Had a dilemma which to pick, Silvia or Cosworth, went Cosworth cuz of my love for rally lmao

[tiny dew]

Rate this junk too

https://tenor.com/view/friedc-egg-face-talking-gif-4298229

[sharp moss]

replacing the whale tail
Why

[tiny dew]

I have no idea why, no clue myself why I switched it

Harram?

Wish we had the ultimate racing game letting you also rally and do street racing wherever you want

No such thing exists afaik

[void kelp]

Youre right

[peak jewel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/655766154916397089/1079719740991357028/kotyaka_blekmyaka.gif

[candid cloud]

Someone even plays that game.

[tiny dew]

You know what it is?

[candid cloud]

Need For Speed Undercover, PC Realease.

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-gta-sa-grand-theft-auto-grand-theft-auto-san-andreas-gta-one-liners-gif-17461694

Its the last good to mediocre NFS game

[atomic lynx]

as a medic main, i sometimes think about letting the intrusive thoughts win

[ripe merlin]

For honor sucks @teal oracle

[teal oracle]

Yea

[grand cave]

.

[ripe merlin]

Play mordhau you silly freedomer

[teal oracle]

No

[ripe merlin]

Stinky freedomer

[teal oracle]

No

[ripe merlin]

Yes

[simple sage]

quartztrooper has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lament zealot]

Fartin

[lament zealot]

Why can’t I say shiddy but CAN say shit

[tiny dew]

Bro

I don't wanna scroll Twitter today

Every effin' tweet about Final Fantasy 90357823756298037523895623

I don't even like that thing, why its all over my feed

[tiny dew]

You need to buy yourself a fart toy

Walk around and disgust people

[lament zealot]

It’s ok I can just use my mouth