#π¬βen_offtop
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Beat your ass, mister
I am mad cuz Wolf scammed me and I couldn't enter Stage 3/4
I'll commit crack cocainer
@teal oracle Can you provide?
I can provide something better
Say my name π
@void kelp I custom ordered patches of this
lmfao
that would be awesome
you, you say my name
I'm not lying, I paid for 2 velcro ones which would be black and white, and 2 iron on ones which is full color
Say my name π
what will you attach them to
Darkness-
post pics when they reach you, they look awesome
Bro its gonna be so awesome
it is
there is an imposter, its discord
Literally its 3am and I decided I should buy funny patches
its the 3 am thoughts man, they allways win
lmao
Most of my stuff comes next week
when im vibin in 3am i just end up cooking something so stupid but it ends up hittin fire, or i do some stupid shit that i, and my friends in the next morning think was the most cool shit ever done
we made colored smoke bombs once
was awesome
Some of my newest surplus is coming from Germany rn
i wish i can buy surplus'es, all i can get is airsoft ones
Get to a better country
i wish
Lmao
Waltuh in F.A.L.L.O.U.T. 4
Hey, chat, I'm here to ask for help. Need volunteers who can use !roll for me in #πthe_arena
Would be much appreciated
Make more and make sure to DM them to me
@shy narwhal War Regiments just released,when are we playing?
https://www.moddb.com/mods/war-regiment/downloads/war-regiment-v100
I will play Fo4 again just to create Heisenberg and be a meth dealer
And there is nothing you can do to stop me
Identity theft!!!
Yes, and I have a fake passpartout
passpartout?
sex
no SEX
Sex is forbidden.
passpartout
Proof: I'm dead.
What about yiff?
thats it

i draw the line here
faker, give me the rope, i cant stand it in this map anymore, i need to see the heaven update
Soonβ’οΈ
Fun fact: if you go commit die, you will go to hell
fun fact: im gettin lit tonight fr fr ongπ₯ π₯
That's a death wish then
no shit 
WULULULULULULU
Help not enough slav jank
My first 5 hours in Fallout 1 were spend with fighting a rat
you know, when you are racing with a heavy car, and then 1 particle of a prop on the floor makes you flip in the sky and loose a 5 lap race in the last lap?
Feeling extra racist today
damn, same fr
You know how it be homeboy frfr
what first cave?, i finished derby class im in the second class, dude this game is almost janky, i was going at 170 km/h and a small metal bar made my toyota lookin heavy truck flip in the air and lost a race ive been racing for what feels like an hour
Im not talking to you Im talking to maxp
he said he spent 5 hours on rat
oh i didnt see his message
M
rip to the memories made there, i guess
No
what's this?
rammakens multiplayer mod for CoP
what do you mean, no?
No
casual racism, i like racing cars
memories have surely been made there, and they are no more now that the channel has been deleted, you cant just say no to that
No
Yes
this is offtop anyway
walter teach me how to be a racist, i wanna be the fastest racer
well, first you have to play need for speed most wanted 2005
bro
then revolt
i played that and pepegaa mod
then flatout 2, and then you will be the master of racists
a based golden game
lmao
its that RC game
a fine pirate in his large ship with his crew
Me af
I don't think you can buy Carbon anymore so yea
Once the publishers stop doing their job it isn't your problem anymore 
that reminds me
ive got a cd laying somewhere with exclusive car tuning files from a french gaming magazine for a nfs game, maybe underground 2?
i lost it along with much of my cds from gaming magazines
Damn.
oh frick
related
i only got the cd for this one
i found it at a garage sale, and i later learned that it was from the soc issue
they called dx1 the "greatest game of all time" in an issue where soc and nfs carbon are featured
smh
What's that
CoP multiplayer mod that turns it into WW2 shooter
Guys, hello, I want to ask, how much Stalker 2 costs?
This is standart edition? What about ultimate?
Oh, sorry, but my parents block my browser...
Ultimate isn't for your pockets
... I have extra 200EUR...
Don't make your parents suffer, man.. not worth stressing them out for such thing
... Oh... Okay, i tried to find out it in other places...
Meaning?
Wow
Like
So cool and interesting and quorky
Forget that, it's nothing
The person which my message was related is banned now
Or no, what's going @discord?
He was tje finest mind of his generation, a great harvard educated mathematician who was sent to prison for no reason
Verys ad
If its derek post it anyway
It wasnt it was a russian
Okay, probably the normal things, when a person interferes with the system and he is going to the prison
I thought it was english
It was only a few pipe bombs
A few pipe bombs, not that much, yeah?π€£
And it was self defenze
anuuu cheeki breeki
I dont wanna live in a world where there is no ted kaczynskiπΏ
was ted from wisconsin
:DDDDDDDDDDDDD
i dont see why people care so much about this ted guy even though hes not even from wisconsin 

Hey big guy what's going on? Why are you spamming this?
Its me, any questions ?
When the brainwash hits
is this supposed to be lol fanart?
Idk i don't play lol
Its a creature
Gay
πβ
guys i heard the sevas have see through visor
How to become veteran here π
talk
talk
Donate me 50000 blyatllars
a lot
it took me a few months to reach vet
and it will take me a few more to reach master
How to play stalker with my friends
Wat does master do
What's useful
Give me 30 kilograms of "bread"
How to become helper
become trusted community member ig
they come to you i think
How to become trusted
be a good person?
Define goodness
are you a supervillain bro?
literally talk and dont be an a$$hole
Define villainy
this
How can I become something which is only a part of me π
dont be mean, racist, dont be a hornyposter
@coarse rapids
wuh
What are the do's π
i think @shy narwhal knows how to do multiplayer stalker
talk, be nice, be funny, etc.
π
be nice and kind
Why not
6891
it just sounds stressful and bereaucratic
it basically destroyed sylky
They never make it free
Something gamma brightness something 
Exactly, this is why you will need to pay for it
But I want it for free
What's sylky
something about my xray scans being an anomaly 
a brazilian
Earn money then
What's that
How do I earn money
Figure it out
How π
But I'm not a car π
Sylky was one of the nicest and kindest people here
sadly he left
true
i still havent recovered
he is alive and well though
What happened then π
i send him neco arc gifs every dya
he got into an argument
it was more than that
With who π
How to play stalker multiplayer
idk
ive never done it
i just post neco arc and tekken gifs
Tampico
you just deepend the rabbit hole
And what else π
his fight with tampico was not really the reason he left tbh
it was just the final straw
Who is that π
Tampico more like Tampon (don't tell him this) 
an Arizonian
What is final straw
im screenshotting this ans sending it
tampickle
Why they argue with sylky
he wanted some incel banned
Dew it 
Why π
he was an incel
cause he didnt mute a hornyposter, Sylky didnt mute him because the hornyposter didnt break sny rules but everyone wanted the hornyposter gone
I'm also π
fake
π
STOC lore is not that deep tbh
Real π
πΊ
Then what is deep π
@faint patrol πΊ
should i buy csgo cases
gamble
What is πΊ
no
Gambling
Deeps nuts
No buy keys
Did you ever
π
Tekken is the only fighting game i know of where boxing not only survives against other martial arts but is outright superior 
tekken is just goofy
The first rule is to read the novel fight club π
kill
We have no great war, we have no great depression π
I always used to pick Steve when i played the game on my PSP almost solely because of the cool dodge moves he had 
the foot sucking is mine
The orangegutan.......
you are not a nice person
πΏ
please stop i do not look like that
Krill yourself
When is sylky coming back π
never
Why not π
we already went over why
The glaggle
the glaggle
The glaggle
Why the one who argument didn't leave
i like this guy 
because the arguement didnt matter
Federal entities outside my domicile
Cant relate
Then why he leave π
not my place to say
no reason for me to care since i talk to both regularly
Then where's ur place π
no
wisconsin
Is the exoskeleton better π
You are infected with the glaggleπΏ
What is glaggle π
What is a incel π
Person
I think
Then why they want them to leave π΄
How many do you have damn
Jugo the 2nd*
Nuh uh
jugo the twoost
stop asking me this
π
Son of jugo the fird
How do I become a better stalker player π
live in ukraine
Become mentally insane
But I don't have passport
How to π
too bad then
You mean become monolite ?
The protagonist is strelok?π
Me when the funny blue rock tells me to kill my friends
How to play stalker with friends π
Just go on reddit or twitter
Dang I think Iβm out of thought bubble memes :(
I go there π
HoorayπΊ
πΏ
How do I make lots of money in stalker
What's ur phone π
You got games on yo phone π
No I don't π
My guy i havent played stalker since march idk sell artifacts or weapons idk
Loser π
Then what have you been playing π
Youβre pointless π
π
π
Aren't our existence as well π
The glaggle is spreading
π
What is glaggle π
Stop being a pessimistic loser and see the joyful side of life π
π
How to get stalker for free π
stalker anomaly
Where link
Pirating or get anomaly
I want legit one for free
π
pirate it 
I said legit one I want steam achivement π
nah
Do it π
How do I become your friend π
You can't.
Why not π
Because I said so.
Who are you π
Your death.
Proof π
he just points at stupid people who say who asked
π
!tempmute @neon vale 5d No talk and suggesting pirated games.
Reason: No talk and suggesting pirated games.
!tempmute @lost torrent 5d no talk and suggesting pirated games
Reason: no talk and suggesting pirated games
What is happening
jugo πΏ
Why this happened π
my man joined 2 days ago and got muted for 5 daysπ
Hes literll me
π
Us
Krual world π
kuro when anything:
not everyone believe everything there is on the internet
without something to back it up
how that make someone an idiot
it's actually make it the opposite
(common sense)
What is sex.
it doesn't exists
Facts above.
π€―
Your honor who is sex and how did my client offend them π
I played this game but wen this happen π
Kill that fatass.
guys what GTA V protagonist do you
relate the most?
Michael and Trevor for me.
No idea never played C47
I feel bad for Trevor, tbh.
π
Because a lot of shit happened to him.
Trevor π
his father left him
and his mother became a hooker
his father abused him physically
and his mother mentally
Yeah.
@candid cloud Thoughts on the 918? β https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8e/2011-03-04_Autosalon_Genf_1213.JPG
It looks nice.
Yea i agree
Sportcar?
and his mother left him in a secret mission
Shame it has so much dead weight and no manual 
he got betrayed by micheal and he got rejected by the airforce
Trevor came back with meds, and he just...
Also only 500ish hp from a v8, how?
It's especially baffling consider stuff like this is possible:
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Why π
Michael said sorry, if you decided to hangout with T and M only.
most crazy people in video games feels cringe
but Rockstar know how to make good characters
Gta online anyone π
nah
Gta online π
I played I had a little fun
but it get boring so fast when you get everything
and there is so much cheaters and it's unstable as shit
No mods = GTA Online.
Gta online?π
They added anti-cheat
Gta online?
Well, I just go friend session and just do the shit which I want.
it does almost nothing
New improvements coming
Like, spin the wheel or ride around.
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Gta online?
but the game gets boring after you go lots of money
there is no point to keep playing
and the improvements probably doesn't do much
and we saw what they did with the Enhanced something for next gen consoles
But did you complete all the missions π
stop with the π
Sounds like someone doesn't have any friends π
you sound like a child or maybe a fed idk
And you forgot about the pings.
π
your werid
Wanna play some gta π
you sure a fed or a child
Yes I'm worried
I'm not a fed π
!ban 314058388843790336 A child.
π« +Truther+[Officially cool], you can't use that.
Damn. My moderator role...
π
Why you not have mod π
or a fed but probably a child
wait wtf
Gta?
Wanna play gta or no I got many golds in Cayo perico π
shut up
Lesss goo I'll give u 85%
Why you want to sleep
Why
it's the basic human need
your a kid
π
π
He's just a troll
at this point I think I do
But I'm not π
Let's play gta π
You can sleep tomorrow let's play
Do u play on RP servers?
you get banned for role playing on a role play server
Orginal
Tried once with my friend, 1 day of bus driver grinding then we were trying to apply to band. Were rejected by rp, but then got chance to join by paying 50k. Got scammed and deleted game lmao
Play real one π
Great rp experience, dont want to join anymore
Then play orginal π
Boring for me, soz
π
So early and all Stalker chats are dead

Should i buy it
If you want to.
if you think buying something unknown and not sure when you will get the product makes sense
Δ° mean i love stalker but im not sure if the extra stuff will be that good
That comes with the ultimate edition
Nobody knows
Remember the Bethesda prank with the Fallout 4 edition?
Hopefully GSC won't pul similar one with the Artifact Lamp
they also dont have distro anywhere and i have a feeling they're tying up loose ends with the merch.. (and obviously the game)
ngl if i could buy the physhical one i wouldve already bought it for the special stuff they send
but with digital im not too sure
This thing is so much smaller than I thought itβs hard to imagine this is a mechanical device barely bigger than my thumb nail
Fair
muted for a suggestion, rest in piece king
getting fascist up in here, i got muted for 7 days for a 4 word ironic suggestion in the fake s2_suggestions channel. gsc needs a new community manager that's for sure
be careful the think police is out there
mf mods allow racism but not innocent jokes, good vibe
they don't want you to think about their actions, just to don't have any game update and be a good boy 
1984
1979, best year to live through
Disco was at its peak, Funk was going crazy, Hip Hop was n da hood, Jazz was rollin, Rock went thru the roof...
You don't know crap, gentlemen
Wish I was born before 70 to live through those days
For reals?
Dead silence roams STOC tonight
I'm outta here
run for your life
@void kelp they are making the patches!
Hey guys is there a replacement for the text in shadow of Chernobyl to be in English I can understand the language audio but canβt read
You donβt have English text?
But your audio is in English?
awesome! tell me when they reach you
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There is a built-in english translation, you can access it through game properties in steam
Tommorow i have another exam.
Good luck m8

UA mods are on that goofy juice
nothing happened to the RU mods
idk i just know about the en mods
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You didn't learn nothing about new triple-A games don't you?
Run to the hills
So, how is this place doing?
We need the old days back
Not like that'll happen, seen what happened back then
They basically shoo'd all cool duders away, which meant that the other cool duders followed
Server was based and wholesome back then
does that mean that we arent cool for not following them too?
true, it was awesome
No, we're the ones who are based for sticking around while keeping contact with le old duders
I mean, it was thanks to what happened last year that most of the based guys got banned for silly reasons
So, as not to lose contact with them, they made their own servers
based servers
That or STOC was locked due to bs, so they made a temporary hangout server
Which GSC took exception to
So we got more bans
it was temporarly but it turned into a good home

Duder's hella vibin'
Le dog
good boy
We need a cutepost channel
im getting bored
ive been drowning cj for so long so he can raise his lung capacity for this damn mission
racism
we really like cars
I like motorcycles
i got like 1/4 i think thats enough for this mission
The Freedom shirt lol
Thats willow and harpers work. Badass girls they make people cross the street even when i carry concealed lol
They chew at a 6β mans neck level. I am more proud than mad
They kept trying to eat this stump
awesome dog
They need harnesses with Freedom Patches
*Duty
Based domgos
what
Interesting 
This is #π¬βen_offtop sir
My shopping list kinda looks something like this:
C&C4
my shooping list goes like this
uraniam
C&C5
renegace X C&C4
sims 7
exoskeleton
ticket to israel
half life 3
C&C4 Renegade X really should be a thing
Ticket to Israel? You bloody- i wanted to see the Guns 'N Roses concert
I think it's the best step they could've taken, especially since TIBERIUM got cancelled and C&C4 kinda rised from it's ashes
I do have ideas for it, but that's unfortunately never going to become reality
it really should
renegade x was fun last time i played
i did, sorry i deleted the message, you are too late to know what was said 
At least turn off the ping button >: (

Well, you said you will kill every furry.
Change name to Faker
no, its the whole idea you idiot, to ping ppl
Why?
Ping me if you don't ping me
its more based than truther
Yeah
Yes
Or do you want to be called Mayber?
the idea of pinging someone, is to let them now that you sent them a message
No shit
i hate when someone has their ping off, then tells me why i ignored their message
Because they think I say the truth, but actually I lie.
Alpharius moment
innocense
Me rn as this shit unfolds:
nom nom
how i be looking at a parent of a 2 year old after i mauled his child
im chillin rn, had to close the windows at 6 am cause the sun almost made me go blind, its scorching hot
(im a good boy)
not even yellow zone moment, hell zone moment
You aren't.
Rainbow zone (not lgbt).
Red Zone moment confirmed
I'm waiting for updates on the ungodly patches
we should play C&C 3, or even better 4 all online in the vc
it would actually be awesome
Yeah, and then say: Bloody hell. Someone destroy Crimson's base.
C&C4 is impossible
C&C3 is possible, though
Would be hella neat
Although I'm definitely rusty
Burger
C&C4 is no longer has any server support, just like C&C3. Unlike C&C4, however, C&C3 got third party servers
C&C4 third party server hosts will never happen, I'm afraid
they should get 3rd party servers to C&C4 man, its actually awesome, graphic wise and gameplay wise

Ever heard about NFS: World?
Walter. I become a profesionall Racist now a bmw wants to race me.
No? Because it's dead like a heavy.
@candid cloud
okay look, you gotta unleash your full racist powers, and race with all what you got
step on the pedal, and show them your skills
his car is not black i cannot unleash my power
with enough imagination, it will change colour
@high sail our messages about the stuff in memes got deleted
wow
atleast they deleted the stuff we replied to?
nope
wait they didnt delete your message, they deleted mine
you to, 34t(
god this server sucks
instead of deleting the image of a guy sucking his own pp, they deleted my message that tells them to delete the image
Someone is gay.
did you see what is in memes channel?, if not, save your eyes from the bleach, and dont take a look

Too late
lmfao
I've seen worse
Say my name π
Scissors inside
Racist
we dont need to know
π
no, no i know i also saw worse, the problem is, how is an offtop meme is gonna get deleted, and the guy muted, but before stuff like these was allowed
yes, i like fast cars
cus this server sucks and the mods are poop
fish jihad
russia and ukraine:
Say my name π
Darkness-
Say my name.
π
Say my name π
Loner.
you shouldnt have pinged the whole moderator role
π
uh oh
!tempmute @crimson iris 2w no, and do not ping mods
Reason: no, and do not ping mods
Wanna play gta?
Krual world π
POV: You are playing Stalker and your inventory is overloaded
who is up for some tf2?
Gta?
tf2
Join my game π
I would, but not at home
Mimi the Mini Sentry Drone has done irreversible damage to the TF2 community
2 weeks for asking a question jfl
Come in gta π
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Should've read the rules
well, tbh the rule says dont ping it, with out a reason, he gave you a reason
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lmfao
That wasn't a good reason


give me, your moderator role rn
STOC mods when they have to do their job they willingly signed up for
it would be much based if i was a moderator
Same
Same
Why ping me, dude
I'm still getting pinged by the role
Regionale >
That a nice train
What
I prefer them
Every stunt place, billboard and ramps are here.
IN MY HEAD!
I can't forget them...
I mean, train is train each one of them looks cool I guess
every racing car game player
every secret road, every shortcut, every move
Elite Licence Gang 
i like steam engine trains
i also would like for valve to lift its heavy ass and start working on half life 3
Would be nice
But knowing Valve they don't do anything
Because, why would they
They already got high profits
not if i get my hands on a gun, and head to the valve office
We need C&C4 Renegade X
fr, extremly needed
Just steal the iconic valve
And you got the game
I mean, actually unironically
The one on the left (d445) is a historical train used for tourism (though somes it's still used by Mercitalia), while the one on the right is a regionale (ETR 425 "Jazz")
I was talking about the right one, yeah
Yes.
man, i dont play much at steam at all
my most played game has 180 hours, unturned
last time i played it was years ago
99% of the time I always use the regionale when I travel, sometimes i prefer them instead of others like a Frecciarossa
game is pretty much still alive
thx to workshop support
without it, it would possible die long time ago
I don't pay for regionale
Imagine paying
I have the almighty card
Yep, I have less achievments.
me too
I mean, killing 10 giants is not that hard
well, if you don't have gear that is
same with 5-10 players
and for max negative reputation ? just kill as much players as you can
Paying? Not in my dictionary
i remember i joined a server, and my instincts took over my, everyone i saw i killed
Hard difficulty gaming.
Yes, I was forced to go crouch almost every time.
hardest achievements are "limited time achievements"
for example, Winter Achievements
Why don't you pay for train tickets?
i dont, i know my conductor, i ride for free
I mean, it's kill or get killed
never trust Unturned people lol
The real question is not "why" but "why not" 
Facts.
I manage to beat this ones but never again
I think I got only 3-4 achievements left
3 secrests and...1 about wining 3 arena battles
I am the conductor
So employees working for Trenitalia don't pay for tickets even when they are not working
I have the almighty Ferrovie dello Stato smart card
I pay 15β¬ for a HV train ride wherever i want in 1st class
Which only are the taxes
i never do, i still shot everyone, i was top 5 in bandits till wipe day
@void kelp, where you are?
went to get a drink, im back now
KRATOS!
yeah i heard about that
Bald
?
You don't get it bro it's sheer driving pleasure bro
Well it would be it if it wasn't pigfat
No, I believe that's actually a car
Whats up
Hella based
no way 

we getting the gang back together
It is i, arbiter
He B back
Welcome back.
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Is it me or this game is actually so old ?
Fun fact about cars: if you hold the brake the car stops
