#💬┃en_offtop
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We need to refill the dam
Really goes to show how epic nuclear reactors are.
"Oh a pressurized bomb went off right next to me? Hm, well i still got a job to do"
With our piss
the fact is that the explosion of Chernobyl brought more radiation pollution than the explosions in Hiroshima and Nagasaki
Jesse pull up the casualty rates
oh
yeah thats true
I think nuclear bombs release only a small fraction of their energy as ionizing radiation.
most goes to explosion itself
freedom mfs every second of every day
Yuh cuz a nuke would be less useful if it made an area uninhabitable for decades
The goal is to kaboom, not to poison
we'd use neutron bombs for that
or cobalt bombs
if you look at the map, almost every nuclear power plant is built near water, because cooling the reactor with water is normally safe and cheap

so why’d u put one near a dam which could fail
^ this
^ this
that
they should build a power plant in the middle of the desert
because no one thought that the dam and the reactor would be seized and then purposefully blown up
they should build a power plant in uranus 
gueheheuuehehehehe
Nope it was been like that's
The time has come.
Get the Panzerchokolade
I will, but next time.
vr is epic
VR lost alpha mod
It's not VR
Chiropractor

Kill the humanoid cat

cut it open
yeah open the beer
I am reuploading a version of My Innermost Apocalypse that I couldn't find anywhere online. Credit goes to original authors, I just wanted this for a playlist
UPDATE: I apologise for using the image in the video without credit, I believe a commenter found the artist
game about a poopy shit baby btw

actual footage of when i type Z and nothing else
bandits after one long day in the radioactive zone
ok so
Im understanding anomalies
the bolt just triggers them so you can get through
the gravity one will still activate if you throw a bolt in it or not
but tot psyhic and grav
the grav and psy just bounce it offf
but they have long wind ups
what stalker game is this
and cooldowns
artifacts work very differently in SoC
everyone reccomended pripyat
i would have said shadow of chernobyl since its the first game 😔
and?
SoC way better
seth said if you can only do one do pripyat
To start
dont trust sseth on this one
rly?
CoP is the shortest game imo
Yeah
man
but Im liking pripyat so far
the previous two are extremely rough around the edges
both have crashed on me way less than i thought though
Bugs arent even a thing in those games just features
his os couldnt handle all the particles
I seen some
like npc collision just not exisiting
i would definitely recommend getting the other two games when you get the money
at the end of it all they still look very nice when sitting side by side in the library
yeah
SoC
I dont care for lore
SoC is the more standard one
Cs is a prequel to SoC and is more experimental
Bruh
depends on if you care about faction wars and such
btw is it just the like 7-6 types?
if you do, then get CS
clear sky has a lot of that
I like the alternate art for CoP
i use alternative art for SoC
i think CoP's original art is too pretty to replace
I heard clear skies is the most jank
like bolts affecting helicopters
nah thats just sseth playing modded
and making them flip out
i dont think helis are in base game for any of them iirc
sseth is usually good for reviews but his review on stalker is kinda shit tbh
since he went straight for modded
like somehow the bolt had like infinite collisoon for a split sec
ah
yeah wtf?
thats so bad
i love custom art for steam
It's really nice, I hate the borders on resolutions above 1080
1440:
im left four dead
very good idea on steam's part
then 1080
Yeah, for most games it's good but with that example it's annoying
I use this for custom stuff: https://www.steamgriddb.com
YAKUZA with Will Smith as Kiryu
*Wirr Smisu
cant wait for this movie
wouldn't it be simply called "gang" then?
ukrainian humor
I couldn't come up with a cool word for black people's equivalent of yakuza
why did you react with the liberia flag
because you're 'murican
what?
@shy narwhal 👻
Fr
unico posting
Hope i won't get banned
Guys, i think i have a problem
cats on catnip are so fumni
Ayo
most delicious monolith dish
that looks like rosol ngl
yes
bro its chiken soup
yes
anyone rember the polish update?
they added poland intot he game finally
its real now
What is Poland
its a country and the name came from "pole" wihch means field
Gay sex femboy vs white Christian crusader land
No
so poland is quite literally " the land of fields"
Nononono
well it stands for “pole dance”
Didn’t know that
Ah that explains so much
,,Pole'' in hungarian is Lengyel and it is combination of 2 words lord and angel, so Polish person in hungarian means lord angel?
Wtf
Kevin hart as majima
noooo
poland is not LA stfu stfu
Poland in Spanish sounds like a sausage.
makes sense
so Poland in hungarian is lengyelorszag
so thats mean land of angel lords wtf
Hungarian hard
Poland is nice but Hungary better
man metal slug is my childhood
I feel so nostalgic whenever I hear those weapon pickup sounds
wisconsin town names are odd
and the japanese guy struggling to pronounce it properly xd
its just white people naming things that they think would sound like the Fox language
Utsuho soldier goes on a rampage or something...
Discord: https://discord.gg/Ng8UqaxZ
#touhou
#teamfortress
ok this is gold
its possible that the theme of "waukee" in most towns like pewaukee or milwaukee is just made up by some guy trying to sound indian
you could just delete it and not risk it at all
i would recommend deleting since kuro is online
and i doubt you wanna be muted for 2 weeks
Nah risk good, anyway this is meme
💀
Truly a clip of all time
Oh no! Blind dog attack! Quick, pull out the peanut butter!!! 😏
🚿 🚿 🚿
this is in the new state of the game diary for terraria
Facts right here
🚿
Thx for reminding me
ban
delete this
@steel valve can you delete it, please
no
coward
!tempmute 762706173920935979 2d Provocations
Reason: Provocations
damn 😔
Lmao
always hate it when whistledicks join chat just to ping mods
You want a video I cannot send here? I can dm you it
I hate terrorist organizations and I don't want to see their logos and songs here
nah
Alr
Oh shit I forgot I made a meme for this
I use it to get banned on YouTuber servers
ive seen Al Qaeda in this server before 
Literally cope, whiny bastard
Reason: Bad word usage
well, now he sits in the mute for two days)
nah i just type them backwards
is al qaeda banned here?
Idk maybe?
Would probably be considered too political
inb4
I was already sending it lmfao
he did ping a UA mod doe
good evening
he is UA/EN
what areyou guys talking about
Nomad being retarded, nothing new
something new for me never seen this guy befor
none of these fuсkin mods speak except for jack and kuro
whats the point of having them
no, the person who uploaded the video with the logo of the terrorist organization is to blame. let him think that he is dropping next time
im gonna post the logo of isis and nobody is gonna care 💀
what was the organization?
wagner
He's whining about Wagner logo like a crybaby
Me knowing damn well I got the video before it went down
I remember when sylky made this 
because ISIS is not killing my fellow citizens of Ukraine now
actually i dunno if he was the one who made it
yet they're killing my soldiers over there
but he made that a gun in his mod
War is hell. Vs war is hell 😎
hell no
stupid anime
if i ever see a 9/11 meme here and i get told not to post videos joking about ukraine im gonna crash this server with no survivors 
i hate anime
think next time what kind of photo you throw here in this discord
Hold i i got u


actually sylky got banned in the necozone server for this
death
this guy actually survived somehow
Yeah I heard
did he have any safety or did he just survive the hit?
he survived the fall
how
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0WsmOhm2Qc bros vibin
Damian Aspinall & his relationship with Gorillas at Howletts Wild Animal Park - following the footsteps of his father John Aspinall. P...
i should post anti-american propaganda to get my point across earlier 
did he have any damage for life?
i dont think so
well uhh thats a miracle
I bet that’s crusty
your brain went years ago
Real
Wait aren’t you the mf that liked loli
Cool
More like petite but ig the scale is either big milf or child for yall
Cuz you never dated
what the fuck.
💀
Fsr
you never have seen a woman have you
Says you
yes i did say that
I had 2 matches on tinder already
💀
imagine using tinder
wow they're never gonna message you back
Literally use the outside world, not tinder
Only 2
you had 0
shut up
Reason: Bad word usage
you look like a kid diddler
Bruh
Sprite is off brand Chris chan thats somehow skinnier
I love to see you rage so this will only end when you decide it
LMAO
show your face coward
yeah im raging so hard maaan
💀
Reason: Bad word usage
yeah
schizo please
coward
Im desperate as f and I still would have sex with sprite
I would cream you irl
HUH
Forgor swearing wasn’t allowed
Im bi
Reason: Bad word usage
and single
And still single L
Bro is simping hard
Im 20

Ok what the hell, this is worse than me doing the boykisser posting
Same. But I only hookup
i laughed so hard
Red flag moment bruh just yesterday you were talking about having a gf
L
Fr
Fr
^
you were supposed to destroy the sprite
not join them
ok maybe not a gf but
Omg im so wettttt. Said no one ever
Stop your discord e-sex RIGHT NOW!
why are you all like this
Bruh dude folded HARD
I could still beat the f out of sprite
the motion blur to make it look better 
He’d probably cum bc a girl never touched him before

I could look at him from 20 feet away and he cream himself
Show yours
I see no difference
Coward
Real
NAWR
Chomo
💀
Ok seriously stop guys
Is that you
This is not cool
no shut the hell up
Too bad
Reason: Bad word usage
Xddd
You stop talking
💀
You’re a pedo. You do NOT deserve our respect
sprite you literally claimed you wouldn't back down and now you're crying to the mods
Huh?
I think he’s being ironic
Get out of here you fricking clown
I think all of this is besides the point when he folded at the mere presence of a female

waaaah they're bullying me after i constantly picked on people to fight me!!!
Bruh probably came after he found out I was a girl
Well
stfu sprite
I will

Bye
bye
THEY LEFT
See you in hell
HE LEFT
debatable
W
LETS GOOOOO
WE DID IT
W
See you never again
Whos on the left

LESSSSSSSSSGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo
YESSS
LITTLE BABY MAN LEFT
Thats sprite lmfao
chris chan
OMG
YES
YES
YES
HE LEFT
LET'S GO BABYY
he left but was not banned
he might rejoin later
YES I DID IT
Huzzah
LESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPGSDFJIKasoUFND\
Allaho Akbar, Allaho Akbar, la illaha illaha illalaho, wa Allaho Akbar, Allaho Akbar wa lillahil hamd.
He'll be back in a couple of days
CALLING IT
Oh no 💀
He could have just denied it
But he's gone for now!
Come on, brother, let's celebrate!
he was the one to post the pic 💀
this man dmmed me nsfw
damn bro no need to rub it in
i do not feel bad
No lol
no one liked him
What kind
Allaho Akbar, Allaho Akbar, la illaha illaha illalaho, wa Allaho Akbar, Allaho Akbar wa lillahil hamd.
I can send you something for him, he will "love" it
naked images of characters
What characters
Ofc he did lol
how tf would i know
i didnt recognize them
cmon guys
definitely not minors
Sprite?
lets NOT turn this into actual harassment
i am not lying
if he wants to throw down in the server he can join back
Take every online conversation seriously
Oh I dont want to see it then
No not you, the ones sending him shit (or planning to)
you say it like people here are capable of any other form of communication
alright so he's gone so its back to normal
💯
Hey, we are just celebrating
Lets go deliberately harass them!!!!
Bet
Lets get his mother's instagram!!!!
We are stalkers
And then track down his college!!!
And then ruin his entire life!!!!
man couldnt speak english
i doubt he went to college 
Let’s create shrines all over the world in his name
Truer
Real
the sprite incident of 2023
Okay we get you’re gay

Anyone that good at gd is has a 90% more chance to be gay
and you would know?
Free Game, Amnesia: Machine For The Pigs at GOG: https://www.gog.com/en/game/amnesia_a_machine_for_pigs
get ffrineds
friends
i have titan quest
i got it for free
titan quest isnt that good
sex
sex
Yo guys
Stalker got an update
Anyone knows what's new?
What
What do your mean by "got an update"?
SoC 1.0008?
It literally showed on steam
SOC
CS
COP
Have pending update
SOC is 1.0008 now?!
1.0007
man frick this I am installing RE 1 and 2 and 3 for free
as all I assume are abandonware
Bro said🐦
He sound like a fire anomaly


we always out here studying hammurabi's code 😤
That a goddamn Poptart
Damn
Soon™️
First I gotta get around to making a seva suit
And a combat chaser for airsoft
Gonna use a green pair of coveralls as the base and then stitch on some black faux leather
I was not expecting this... OG stalker gets more updates than modern AAA games
i wanted to be the hamburger so badly
burger, beans and what?
That's a torta, not burger
Reason: Bad word usage
wolf is mad today, lmao
That stuff is also nachos but really bad
What is "torta"?
In my country that means pie
A type of Mexican sandwich
Then it's still a sort of-ish hamburger
sandwish isnt burger
hamburger is a burger with ham
Well my shopping list is $450
For a fully functional one
Not including the cbrn filters
im hungy
There is a spoon under my pillow
Necos Arcus
Just threw up in my mouth
I dont play terraria, I speedrun half life 2 and play geometry dash and I sleep
Thats all of the marginal activities I partake in
this says a lot about our society
Dont speak to me again until you do
Perhaps
What

Sex
/kick all
Real
yoooo, that looks awesome allready
I'm almost done with the left side part
Then I gotta do the fun hangar bay lights
I recon I could make it for less
Idk I think the hardest part would actually be powering it
Would I use hydraulics, or pistons with springs in them
Springs would be easiest and cheapest
Hydraulics would be more powerful, but at the cost of money and time spent coding the darn things to fire
platy make me a weapon to kill the Arizonan governor
I could maybe make a suit using backpack padding foam
Ooooooo there’s a definitive guide for padding foam
Legally, no
of course it's illegal dummy i'm murdering someone
Imagine being so helpless that you can’t even make a weapon
Man up
Stop asking people to do the work for you
pay me 200k dollars i will make us all 8 exoskeletons and head to isra, i mean head to mars to clean it off aliens
now back to my slumber
You might as well hire a hit man so that your little baby mittens that you call hands don’t get rough and calloused
Sup back from my mute
you were muted?
Does anyone know if buying the physical version will reach Argentina?
🤣
i like a good joke by the midnight
if the game gets re announced
Good morning, guys.
Have a nice day!
You too, stranger on the internet.
i sometimes see "Atomkraft? nein danke" stickers on cars and its cringe
cringe¹⁰
For reacting with ✅ in #inventory_register to all msgs
looks delicious
we do a little bit of trolling
Mischievous activity
tomfoolery
How... how can you name yourself Sex Pancreas and produce music with such name
Holy shi!
Sex Pancreas middle text
Morning.
yooo, that looks awesome !
keep going at it
i know for sure its better than any ship i made before
You too!
What? What happened?
Hello, guys. Who is waiting for the other 4 uncharted games, 8 god of war games and ghost of tsushima to launch on modern multi-platform?
🙂
: )
do you know how to make grilled cheese?
No(
My life is crap and the day is ruined
you deserve it
We know you have a cancer and you are mad at everyone, please, Walter White, calm down.
sex
rock:
NLC7 time 

Reason: Bad word usage
Yes, fцck you
go cook a chicken, i'm hungry
il go die instead, im not feeling like living at the moment
ftsck you?
Da
go commit die : (
During a tough gig, the mercenary Lloyd Christmas took a big L, which resulted in a guest in his head. They say two heads are better than one? This is not the case.
Music: Militech Combat Theme (Cyberpunk 2077 soundtrack)
Source: Dumb and Dumber, Dumb and Dumber To, The Cable Guy (starring Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels)
Mods used: Appearance Menu ...
I like how Shigeno has retained his ability to draw cars wonderfully at the cost of drawing everyone as if they have down syndrome 
Presenting the official trailer for HIDEO KOJIMA: CONNECTING WORLDS.
PLAYSTATION STUDIOS present, in association with KOJIMA PRODUCTIONS, a FILMWORKS production: HIDEO KOJIMA: CONNECTING WORLDS, a documentary film that takes you on a journey into the creative mind of the most iconic video game creator in the world.
Widely regarded as the first...
is that a mod?
lmao no there was a minor patch with vanilla stalker gamesz in steam
guess stalker didnt like 12th gen intel cpus
is it compatible with the actual mods?
not sure, i dont think it will break anything tho
because i have some mods installed, but those are just graphics:Zone Reclamation Project, Unofficial v1.0008 Patch, Multi-Patch, and i think that's it, i don't think i have another mod instaled
oh, yea i dont know im not a modder so cant really help you. all you can do is test it out i guess
i see, but the mods i said are just graphics, right? because i don't want to have anythink else besides graphics
unofficial patches dont seem like graphic mods
the patch was for bug fixes, which i don't have a problem since they fix the game
alright, well i guess you answered your own question
@obsidian brook rich get richer and poor get poorer
2nd vintar bc
And I'm here collecting sawn offs

I got killed, got 69, then got sniped with a 3 
Cant i make a wish at the monith and revive?
go commit internet remove
pretty sure this aint supposed to be here isnt it
Go commit meth
long live hideo kojima
the rupture
shush
@carmine forge
Make me

Aw you twinkie
Cha-cha, real smooth
Cancer life hack pls
so all you have to do is delete discord
Me you little FU-
Hornady Amax .50BMG
Sam & Max
Come on save yourself Waltuh
Mad Max
blocking someone doesnt heal your cancer
I don't understand people who are anti nuclear.
Toumors
im too tired to explain, im sick, cya possibly after weeks
@shy narwhal
Death
sanya stop bothering me
Get a freakin dictionaire and read it
my son
flamableair
Ca bienne idk France is shit
that, wasnt france..
or should i say frensh
lies
I don't care
get better education, france isnt a language, frensh is
Attention Stalkers! A woman is approaching! I repeat, a woman is approaching! Seek cover immediately!
I'm Rick Grimes
Bruvilioront dickheaddienne

Deploy Sid's Anti Woman Cannon
im really really tired, super tired
Unblock me coward
Mr White, you should rest so you can cook more in the future. There are alot of cooking's that must be a success
Dude, we get it you are a schizo
great, now i see 2 blocked messages, cya sometime later
Mr. White i will kill you
Schizo's of #💬┃en_offtop are wild man
We need to cook meth
ong
He already cooked and now playing games
we need cat helpers to bring us the resorces, @teal oracle we need your army of cats, its an emergency
Hello whatever you are
Cat posters assemble @void kelp @teal oracle @slim wraith @cinder crag
cod sometimes gets frustrating
Something you eat
Mr White. I require 300kg/m of methe
We need to cook anabolic steroids
Photoshop's AI Generated this
1 pound mofine to go
we need to bulk and get jacked
We take tren and bang dudes
*i get banged 
Stalker you just posted cringe
Real #💬┃en_offtop Schizo Hours
Freedoms are begging me to join them, Monolith too
schizophrenia be like
@ripe merlin I think we need some meds for this dude
Stalker, you just posted cringe in my opinion
Alcohol in Bri'ish
I won't accept your FaceTime
Cuz I don't have an Iphone
I waste 3 medkits in the arena, I'm all out
lmfao, the last 2 pics
He rolled over and nearly fell of the bed. He managed to claw himself back up
No that’s haram
Identify gender now
Unless your trans then It won’t matter
Mans about to get canceled on Twitter
u
I dident mean anything by it 
In vortex anomaly, go fetch it
Go get an AI to kiss you
Electric anomalies can go kiss my ass i hate them
Then your set
Go to bed fool
Black hole & electric anomalies in stalcraft are a nightmare 

How I operate heavy machinery
show?
Shut
No videos sadly
guess I'll take your word then
Let’s just say that the air lock door was smashed and everyone thought it was me
I’ve only lightly dented the roof of the air lock
Lost to the zone
Smh
Mf you need to talk to people in real life
Go for a walk, talk to people
Social interaction
Laugh at this loser
If osha say the stuff I do when driving they would have a heart attack
Based osha defier
Sometimes when I can’t see what’s in front of me I’ll just like climb on the side of the truck with a 5 ton load
we were friends
well at least it was good while it lasted
No the kitty :(
I have no enemies 
Yes you do
Nuh uh
@carmine forge
Wow bro that’s sexual assault
Mans gonna be the dude playing the flash
What’s his name
@shy narwhal
Do it bro that’s like a free 100k dollars for me

Oh yah brother cus we going to court
He has no enemies
Court time
sexual assault💀
Oh yah brother
True bro true
Hate crimes are not really hateful cus the people who committed them did it with passion
the sweden experience
Ok satan

Did you kill it
its max
Give her cheese
Get out the arsenic
she loves it

Yep that’s going in the quote book
It’s perfectly fitting to my character
Definitely something handsome Jack would say





