💬┃en_offtop

[candid cloud]

Not gonna mention the games for PSP.

[void kelp]

If i was konami i would have just remaster all canon games and be done with it

[candid cloud]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[void kelp]

Average humanity fan vs average transhumanity enjoyer

[tiny dew]

And how would they get all the moneh?

[void kelp]

By selling remasters

[unreal nexus]

Greetings I am new

[ripe merlin]

That might get you muted/banned

[rough patio]

dawg how can you get muted for that

[ripe merlin]

Isn't there a rule for religious topics

[rough patio]

no

there's a rule on hating on them

[small ice]

snuggles

[sharp ferry]

Flush

[small ice]

save him!!

[sharp ferry]

He's to chonky, he cannot be saved.

[shy narwhal]

Skill issue

[small ice]

😿** **

[void kelp]

Nya

I dont think thats a personality

[marsh hamlet]

Read vertically

[void kelp]

Oh

Its that song

[ripe merlin]

No anime allowed

[void kelp]

Guys I got stable diffusion to make this image

Pretgyc cool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908516123870392382/1111142047819251732/tjWIYqZw.gif

[fleet nebula]

[teal oracle]

I love cat

Wolf agrees by leveling me up

[lusty onyx]

also me

(irresistible urge to pat them on the head)

[shy narwhal]

But we don't love you

[teal oracle]

We don’t love you either Kuro

[rough patio]

fake i love lars (no homo tho)

[teal oracle]

[teal oracle]

[urban nebula]

huh

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/cuh-what-cat-huh-gif-23986318

[teal oracle]

Ah yes
The entirety of a STblackST video

[void kelp]

Do you think they will combine all mgs versions into one for each game?

[gray jetty]

Sup gamers

[inland kelp]

Howdy folks, it's Mr. New Vegas, and I have a good feeling about all of you listening

[void kelp]

Any news of ghost of tsushima on pc?

[sharp ferry]

What the hell is a Ghost of Sashimi

[void kelp]

I hope capcom copies konami and i mean by releasing all re canon games on modern hardware just like konami with mgs

[void kelp]

This vid is awesome

[small ice]

stblacksts videos are awesome

[vernal loom]

Suzy and Skif bath

[small ice]

tweet tweet

[rough patio]

birb

[inland kelp]

I luv birbs

[full grail]

YEEES!!!!

[void kelp]

how do I get like a role for a faction

[candid cloud]

#👥┃faction-choice , click on the emote.

[pearl wraith]

Where’s the joke

All alcohol sucks

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-arnold-schwarzenegger-hand-shake-arms-gif-3468629

Alcohol kills gains

[pearl wraith]

Wtf

Pervert

[cinder crag]

ermm no thats not how that works

[pulsar spindle]

I suck

[cinder crag]

you do. uninstall. you're ass

[pulsar spindle]

Nah

[void kelp]

You're 34 years old, saying this shit.

That is depressing

exactly
it's much wiser to say that his dick is tiny then the small mommy boobies

[lament zealot]

Nobody cares about the sentry girl. It’s a forced coombrain character that came out of nowhere

[ripe merlin]

You sound like a redditor

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress-sentry-engineer-cursed-gif-20512201

[candid cloud]

This is a coombrain.

[inland kelp]

FYI: You're gonna die

[cinder crag]

so im not the only one that noticed

[lament zealot]

dawg I don’t want to hear it from ur ass

[cinder crag]

well you're hearin it, headass

[lament zealot]

Ok

You’re just pointing out the obvious

I don’t think you realize that

[cinder crag]

that was literally the point you nerd ass

💀

"errm you're lidoraly pointing put the obvious"

[lament zealot]

I bet you feel really smart

[cinder crag]

you literally talk like a redditor

[lament zealot]

You’re acting like a redditor rn

[cinder crag]

source: i just made that up

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-hader-eating-popcorn-keith-morrison-dateline-snl-gif-25666169

[lament zealot]

Point proven

[cinder crag]

💀what

what is even your point

[lament zealot]

^

[cinder crag]

i don't understand how you cant read your own messages

[lament zealot]

I’m gonna assume ur just pissin around cuz you’re just arguing to argue without any coherent argument

[void kelp]

what are you sissies yapping on about!?
come here, lemme give you a smooch on the cheeks.

[cinder crag]

my point proven right here 💀

he actually just doesn't realize what he's saying

i love this lil guy

[void kelp]

i didn't read any of your messages

[cinder crag]

mwah

[inland kelp]

yeah i am a (P)redditor

[cinder crag]

average furry

your lack of women and incel behavior at the age of 34 is overwhelmingly depressing

[inland kelp]

You're cousins car handle 3 persons instead of 4
ez

[cinder crag]

Derek, you're the embodiment of sadness

your mother prays for you everyday at church and you continue to let her down

[pearl wraith]

The only woman you’ve been with was a body pillow

[ripe merlin]

Average duty

[cinder crag]

yes i am. that's exactly what im implying

[pearl wraith]

And the last time you touched a woman was when you were coming out of the birth canal

[ripe merlin]

That's not a woman you parry the platypus

[pearl wraith]

Exactly

[high sail]

Chasing women at night isnt exactly "being with them"

[gray jetty]

whats up chatters

[pearl wraith]

AYO WHAT DID HE SAY?

https://tenor.com/view/what-did-he-say-meme-gif-23373334

[ripe merlin]

Hi is there a cool council

[high sail]

Can we nuke derek
Bro is Beyond saving

[pearl wraith]

FR

[void kelp]

Ahahahahaaa

Sign my petition to terminate dereks internet

[pearl wraith]

Where do I sign

[simple sage]

Waifuslayer#2781

Question

ban derek

Choices

yes
no

Ends

<t:1685038312:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[high sail]

@pearl wraith @void kelp

[void kelp]

Damn

[gray jetty]

no cool is decided via a facist dictatorship

[void kelp]

Ih great monolith, am i cool enough?

[simple sage]

Waifuslayer#2781

Question

ban derek

Total

4 votes

Results

100.00% (4 votes) - yes
0.00% (0 votes) - no

Ended

<t:1685038312:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[gray jetty]

no monolith are bottom of the pillar of kill

[void kelp]

I guess derek is out?

[void kelp]

I didnt see the vote

I was writing my essay

[cinder crag]

100%

we all have arguments and disagreements but we all can agree on hating derek

[void kelp]

Dude has predicted his whole life fr fr

[gray jetty]

en offtopic hates derek above all else

it's pretty based

[urban nebula]

what is happening here

[void kelp]

Derek hating hours

[craggy crow]

[high sail]

Mods

[pearl wraith]

Dang it I missed the vote

[gray jetty]

so i just ralized my retro acess scart cable i got for the SNES

its faulty

50 dollar fucken cable

mfw

[cinder crag]

Offtopic Anti-Derek Association

[urban nebula]

oipsy

[cinder crag]

OADA

[pearl wraith]

I am Adam

Anti Derek association man

[void kelp]

Going to re-send just to make sure he sees it and doesnt just say some of the usual petty shit to reassure himself when he sees that waifuslayer was the one who made the vote.

[cinder crag]

name doxx?

[simple sage]

Vote for MEE6 on top.gg: https://top.gg/bot/159985870458322944/vote?504587323577729024

[inland kelp]

Yippie-kay-yay

[high sail]

/.poll @void kelp

Without the dot

[void kelp]

/poll

Nope

Im powerless

[urban nebula]

oip

[high sail]

Whaaaaa NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[void kelp]

KILL DEREK KILL DEREK KILL!

[urban nebula]

who is derek

what is even happening now

i am very cofused right now

[gray jetty]

derek is an incel that is housed in the off topic channel

[high sail]

Nooo dont Say that the mods will mute You!!!

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776

Question

kill derek in his driveway (ban him)

Choices

yes
no (weak)

Ends

<t:1685039100:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[high sail]

Vote!

[void kelp]

How cic you do the poll

[simple sage]

+_Faker_+#3985

Question

Delete this server?

Choices

Hell yes!
No.

Ends

<t:1685039129:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[candid cloud]

You need to be a Master or a vet.

[void kelp]

Oh yeah, i lost my levels

[candid cloud]

Platy missclicked.

[void kelp]

I mean, im tottaly new here

You are 34. Exhibiting such childish incel behavior. Most people your age would've moved on by now and grown as a person and maybe even had a family and got their dream jobs, but you are an exception, you failed. You go on the internet your only escape from your miserable existence and attempt to seem as if you've won at all in life, as if you're better than anyone. It's your coping mechanism. Another one of your coping mechanisms is your bigotry, to think that you are supreme, but you are not, so you use your sexuality and race as a means to feel better and tell yourself that it could be worse, and then you try to deflect when people call you out by saying they are projecting but deep down I know this means you hate yourself. All of it to act like everything is fine with your life. But one day, all the overwhelming isolation, loneliness, and depression will become too heavy after piling and piling and there will be a straw that breaks the camel's back, and you will kill yourself, a waste. Thats why I find your existence depressing.

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/christophe-lambert-rire-laugh-gif-12859370

[void kelp]

[gray jetty]

I think

im hitting the power limit of my room

stupid power lines

[inland kelp]

My honest reaction

[gray jetty]

why can't you just be 240 volt

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776

Question

kill derek in his driveway (ban him)

Total

5 votes

Results

100.00% (5 votes) - yes
0.00% (0 votes) - no (weak)

Ended

<t:1685039100:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[void kelp]

Jack now is not the time I need people to see my literary art in derek hatred

[simple sage]

+_Faker_+#3985

Question

Delete this server?

Total

5 votes

Results

60.00% (3 votes) - Hell yes!
40.00% (2 votes) - No.

Ended

<t:1685039129:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[gray jetty]

well its never gonna be the time it could cost like 5k dollars to fix this problem

[inland kelp]

Fock yeah

[gray jetty]

so please feel free to post

[void kelp]

I already did

[candid cloud]

Honest reaction:

[pearl wraith]

Bro snapped 💀💀💀

[void kelp]

I hope he gets the message

[inland kelp]

I think this server is litteraly 1984 lmao

[void kelp]

Plagiarist!

[void kelp]

He will either get it and feel dread like me
Or he will cope.again and troll

[gray jetty]

No plagiarism in my off topic

[void kelp]

Thank you

[void kelp]

Am i allowed to cook

Meth

[gray jetty]

no

[high sail]

Instead of banning that incel You delete my comment
Mod of the year here

[void kelp]

Why!

[void kelp]

He's not trolling. He is a failure in life who calls himself a troll but really just wants to feel better about himself for his own failure in life.

[void kelp]

Nah that took me time to write

[gray jetty]

I can'

t

ban him

[void kelp]

Jack is being silenced!

War!

[gray jetty]

if i could i would have done it ages ago

[candid cloud]

:trollface:

[high sail]

Reason?

[gray jetty]

he has never specifically broken any rules

[void kelp]

@gray jetty btw i upgraded my budget, i got 600~ dollars to buy a computer, can you tell me recommendations?

[gray jetty]

whats in it again

[cinder crag]

at this point he definitely is legit 💀

[void kelp]

All i have rn is ddr4 gygabite motherboard, and a case thats all

I7 too

[void kelp]

He is.

We should cut off dereks internet and see if he survives

We should cut off his head and see if he survives

in minecraft

[high sail]

We should find Something he said that breaks a rule

[void kelp]

But we wont have to do that because its only a matter of time before he does it himself.

[high sail]

No damn way he hasnt said Something that breaks the rules

[gray jetty]

thats the most vague set of words you could say

[void kelp]

This could all be fixed if there was a rule against loopholing

[gray jetty]

idk what cpu you have idk what board you have and idk what speed and latency your memory is

[void kelp]

Thats the problem, i dont know, i just walked in the shop and said ooh shiny looking collors!

[high sail]

I7 11700k?

[gray jetty]

well if idk what it is

[pearl wraith]

Uhhhh pretty sure talking about being turned on by minors is against Tod

[gray jetty]

i can't possible recommend

[pearl wraith]

If only he didn’t delete it

[gray jetty]

could be a 7700k for all i know

[void kelp]

Damn, il go buy more stuff then, i will tell you

[gray jetty]

personally socket am4 is what you probably want

you can get up to a 5800x3d

[void kelp]

Should i get everything from the same company?

[gray jetty]

which is basically the best cpu for your money period atm

[gray jetty]

doesn't matter

every company is good and bad depends on the year

best am4 board probably either the EVGA x570 classified or the asus crosshair dark

both are like 250 on ebay

[void kelp]

Alright

[gray jetty]

ok maybe not the evga

its dumb money for some reason

https://www.ebay.com/itm/364231862031

[void kelp]

This looks much better than what i got

[gray jetty]

has some awesome features that only a few boards got like

overclocking based on core usage ]

[cinder crag]

gwuh

[gray jetty]

which allows you to maximize cpu performance

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/509049633494794273/1111364842079653919/ec_5660.mp4

[void kelp]

Oh awesome

[gray jetty]

yah

[void kelp]

Alright then, il go order it and see

[gray jetty]

https://www.amazon.com/AMD-5800X3D-16-Thread-Processor-Technology/dp/B09VCJ2SHD/ref=sr_1_1?crid=2RR6CLGELQX3Q&keywords=5800x3d&qid=1685040813&sprefix=5800x3%2Caps%2C122&sr=8-1&ufe=app_do%3Aamzn1.fos.f5122f16-c3e8-4386-bf32-63e904010ad0

[teal oracle]

what did i miss

[void kelp]

Il save this too

[void kelp]

We hated on derek

[teal oracle]

y

wat he do this time

[gray jetty]

incel post

nothing new

[teal oracle]

aight

[ripe merlin]

@gray jetty how's this for 1200

[gray jetty]

pretty good

[ripe merlin]

I'm surprised I even found it

[rough patio]

good evening

[void kelp]

You should

Is it becauae you are lazy or because you are afraid to read whats in it?

Plus im allready done with cooking

[pearl wraith]

Oh how the ignorant react to the truth

For they are the ones destroying this planet

[high sail]

Please
End your life

[simple sage]

Ozelov#9042 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pearl wraith]

I hope you’re left behind when the microwave turns on

[rough patio]

real

[rough patio]

wtf

[prisma zephyr]

Derek moment

[rough patio]

what and why is this

[ripe merlin]

Ronnie leg press 2300lb/1030kg

[pearl wraith]

Bros pressing a ton 💀

Idk how much I can press

It’s been a while

But I can give my friend a piggy back

So that’s at least 320lbs

[ripe merlin]

Now squat him

[pearl wraith]

I could squat him

But my arm strength is lacking so he’d have to lay down on top of me

I’m just strong enough to get the job done

Which is about 100lbs max

[pearl wraith]

Sexy beast

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah no you aint

[pearl wraith]

Me looking for bros that aren’t femboys

[void kelp]

This is a fed lmfao
Dude trying to find any femboys in the server

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/shades-off-sunset-looking-far-feeling-lost-by-the-shore-gif-14299076

[candid cloud]

Me trying not to communicate with friends.

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/jambo-jambo-cat-jschlatt-jambo-wave-wave-gif-26213355

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-bro-youre-weird-gif-25766261

[void kelp]

Im gonna play some gmodder

[candid cloud]

Bro in Poland get 50%+ of right answers, after completing the exams, so his parents allowed him to buy *computer" for 2,500$.

[pearl wraith]

Jk bro ily

[void kelp]

After dinner

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/skinny-bich-gif-26076516

[pearl wraith]

Bro I got a chest on me like an oil drum

If I had a flat stomach my rib cage would make me look like a P

[shy narwhal]

@high sail

[shy narwhal]

God I wish those were my coworkers...

[ripe merlin]

Everytime I leave chat it becomes weirr

Weird

[shy narwhal]

Don't leave then

[high sail]

I was pinged

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[candid cloud]

Damn, I wish I was working there.

[sharp moss]

@candid cloud@shy narwhal Id personally like to work in R.T. Aguri more since you get to hang with Tsuchiya

[inland kelp]

Holy shiet

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/846480605827039252/1081760829478801448/trollface.gif

[inland kelp]

We did a little Hotline

[void kelp]

Hardly close

Consider your hopes shattered

[sharp moss]

Fumos are inescapable at this point

[neon vale]

(based)

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1105966525443223652/1111340046788870255/yuyuko-touhou.gif

[void kelp]

The contaminant is at it again

[neon vale]

that is not kosher

@dire basin opinion on this

[urban coral]

Officially uncool

[shy narwhal]

[urban coral]

[shy narwhal]

He's gone

[coarse rapids]

good

[urban coral]

Good

[high sail]

You banned derek?

[coarse rapids]

we sure did

[neon vale]

this calls for festivities

[high sail]

NO WAY
@void kelp

[void kelp]

Wait what wqs sent?

[shy narwhal]

No.

||I sent him to the scorcher ||

[void kelp]

No shit he got banned?!

No

[coarse rapids]

yes

[urban coral]

Yes

[void kelp]

@old stone

[coarse rapids]

his ass was banned

[void kelp]

Jesse, stop messing with me jesse!

[shy narwhal]

He's gone

[void kelp]

Forever

[inland kelp]

Me when they call me from Pripyat

[urban coral]

Me when the skies are clear

[coarse rapids]

Im getting a hard drink bois

[void kelp]

Is he banned or not

[void kelp]

Where is the ban command, we usualy see jt

Oh wait he is

[cinder crag]

REALLY?

[cinder crag]

total stoc victory

[urban coral]

Ban command is trash, Discord's ban is way better and deletes messages as well

[void kelp]

[urban coral]

As we can see in this case

[cinder crag]

offtopic victory

[inland kelp]

wot happend

[void kelp]

Too much

[void kelp]

Finaly!

[inland kelp]

Explain that too much

[high sail]

Yup

[void kelp]

The pervert is gone

We banned the dude who likes hugging women to feel their boobs

[urban coral]

Nice, this server suddenly became a little bit less deserving of a purging

[cinder crag]

guys we did it

[urban coral]

Heck, don't remind me

[void kelp]

Still deserves one tho, not after what they did to our friends

[urban coral]

Fo' sho'

[void kelp]

I would be here for hours but the thing he just got banned for was the borderline lli prn

[inland kelp]

Ah

Well pretty much understood, he was a pervie

[neon vale]

it was a pic of tanjiro and nezuko making out

icky shit

[void kelp]

Good riddance

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/riddler-oh-yes-dc-comics-batman-forever-jim-carrey-gif-15323834

[inland kelp]

"It is not that bad, right?"

[urban coral]

🎉

[coarse rapids]

getting my party hat on rn

[urban coral]

Same

[void kelp]

I should make a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. version of this video just for this occasion

[pulsar spindle]

Holy shit I woke up and I get to celebrate Derek being gone? Best day yet

[void kelp]

Does anyone have gmod and time later? It should be a collaborative project anyway.

[pulsar spindle]

I wish

My pc can't handle gmod

[void kelp]

Might just have too many addons. Even my old 6gb ram 200$ laptop could run gmod.

[next portal]

Haven't been here in a while but good on banning that mf

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/912998616388489219/1063641861312495676/Exdeath_Idle.gif

[pulsar spindle]

Literal plauge, and that's coming from me, a gayboy

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/N8sbeW_0vBs (also original credit)

I used to be in the combine in this server

[next portal]

Based af, the celebration chant

[void kelp]

But if we got enough people we could remake this with stalker pms and maps later just because of this event.

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-group-chat-gif-24956654

[void kelp]

Yeah. Im going to pm some people.

[icy zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/laptop-computer-gif-7901741

[void kelp]

If anyone wants to help do this please pm me

[void kelp]

Me when somebody steals my already stolen meme

[void kelp]

i just got done playing it

spent 2 hours doing shenanigans

ping me when you want to play some other time

[void kelp]

lmfao

[dense star]

I just took the biggest shit in my entire life

[teal oracle]

Derek got banned
Bring out the party hats

[void kelp]

where is the cake

[teal oracle]

🍰

[void kelp]

i got the soda, no, no i havent put my crystals in it,@candid cloud ate it all

[teal oracle]

I’ll bring some from Sweden
I stole it all

[dense star]

guys did you ever experience sleep paralysis?

[teal oracle]

I think I did when I was like 8

[dense star]

man I experience it in the last month more than my fingers

[teal oracle]

I dreamt that the red angry bird ate my friend alive
It was all showing my thoughts in the ceiling
I couldent move or was too scared to move, and sweating like hell
My parents were sleeping right next to me tho

[dense star]

lol

but sleep sleep paralysis are always scary stuff
and you don't to always to even hallucinate

one I saw 4 shadow figures standing holding books

like they were praying on me

[lament zealot]

no

[dense star]

most of the time I heard unknown sounds or sounds of crowded people
or close people calling me

also in you can hallucinate moving in sleep sleep paralysis
but it come also with hypnagogic
today I remember in the hallucinations: I fell on my ben then I got up and saw a different room with different objects it was a lot whiter
the door was open and I felt someone gonna come from the door then I woke up immediately

[dense star]

it was something like that but 4 and holding books

[lament zealot]

You sure they were books and not delicious boxes of Reese’s Puffs?

[pulsar spindle]

I sometimes get full body paralysis

[agile ridge]

Hi to all

[lament zealot]

Good lord

My stomach hurty

[dense star]

I once I saw Demoman from tf2 in mine

[pulsar spindle]

Mine is mostly nothing but once I saw markiplier

[dense star]

lol

[prisma zephyr]

Ahh yes sleep paralysis

[dense star]

guys
https://youtu.be/XVCYeuAl9qE

Valve is doing something

let's go

[void kelp]

mine are either me running from scary shits or one of those you cannot move and see shits

i once dreamt of something like outlast

it felt like i was there for hours

[teal oracle]

Where’d he go

[void kelp]

woke up sweaty af

[dense star]

it's not an dream is an hallucination

[teal oracle]

It was very graphic :(

[dense star]

I know but angry bird

[void kelp]

no, not in my house, it was a nightmare, in an asylum

[dense star]

oh ok

[void kelp]

sleep paralysis sucks tho

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[void kelp]

Yeah

i definitely get sleep paralysis, been a while since it's been nasty tho

[dense star]

some experiencing choking, stabbing, or other excruciating pain
And of course you can see someone doing it to you
thanks God I never had this type of sleep paralysis

[void kelp]

yeah, the ones who are choking they scream as if someone is squeezing their neck

and others just open their eyes and keep looking everywhere

[dense star]

if you get it a lot you can learn how to get out of it

I did

[void kelp]

yeah, some ppl somehow turn it into a lucid dream

[dense star]

no just fully waking up

[void kelp]

i know when im about to get it, but after im in it i cant wake up

end up seeing some dark creatures

[dense star]

I remember seeing 4 dark creatures holding books
like they were praying on me like in my religion but I felt very calmed

instead of getting scared

[void kelp]

lucky you

you don't get actual pain from it.. it just is scary and cortisol is being released in your brain

i allways feel unerving and uncomftrable

[void kelp]

I do that

[dense star]

it's depends
some have some not

[void kelp]

some might get scared to the point of heart attack

most of the time unintentionally though

[void kelp]

Why did you tell me this

cause

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/WvHFVBfPciI

[void kelp]

you know when you dream a weird dream, and something hits your balls, you wake up and feel pain in your balls?

[dense star]

nah

but they do feel weird and uncomfortable

[void kelp]

dreams have pain, allways had, its fake pain that the brain thinks he is in pain

walter white has seen the matrix

I had a dream once I promise I'm not lying where my sister who is in college got shot and I wake up and my mom tells me that my sister is back and we are going hiking. It sounds like a movie plot or smth but it actually happened.

Nothing happened irl though.

dreams have fake pain, same way when you watch a scary movie and get scared, its like that, the brain believes the dream and so acts normal

anyway, fugg sleep paralysis i hate it

[dense star]

once I had a dream that the Mossad and the CIA are manipulating their people
after I woke that day I found out on the news about a leaked documents
from the pentagon one of the things were
that the pentagon were spying on Israel and found that the Mossad have tried to make Israel citizens go against the new government

what do you think?

[void kelp]

I had a dream that I was playing stalker 2 vr with patrick star and we were running away from a pseudogiant recently

Why? I have no idea at all

yo, how it look like

[void kelp]

lmao, future predicter!

[dense star]

I had a dream of been chased by a bloodsucker
and I felt my veins been sucked but they felt empty
but it wasn't painful

[dense star]

fr

[void kelp]

It looked like real-life and then we had to run out of the zone into this like plant overgrown highway

None of it made sense

and the pseudogiant was like a guard to this place we were trying to get in

I cant remember what crack shit my brain thought of

[simple sage]

Sex Defender#2119 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

stupid wolf

[dense star]

ik

[void kelp]

me when wolf deletes my massive paragraph of information because I said shtposting never to be seen again

[dense star]

wolf is a useless bot

f*ck you wolf

[dense star]

copy your stuff before you sent

what do you think of Emesis Blue?

this movie
https://youtu.be/V0ODG8bFme0

[void kelp]

I never watched it but youtube loves to recommend me it

[dense star]

you should watch

it

it's so good

[void kelp]

Heavy literally having a gun pointed to his head: "I didnt ask for your opinion" chad move

[restive pivot]

S2 on Xbox Showcase

[earnest escarp]

Is this one of those "leaks" that's plausible enough to be real but is just bullshit?

Avowed would be funny to see after the silence since the reveal trailer

[cinder crag]

oh boy a 4 second clip

[restive pivot]

I just hope it's real

[earnest escarp]

I would too, seeing Jet Set Radio there and the "leaked" video of it a while back but I'd rather just temper my expectations and wait for Bomb Rush Cyberfunk.

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525944523612749844/1070626958142079006/freeze-3.gif

[void kelp]

How have my headphones remained at 30% for the last 2 weeks of me using them often

I think I have like an artifact or something

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-anime-spaced-out-ayumu-kasuga-gif-24940189

[whole fractal]

Good morning.

[void kelp]

What will mgs master collection v. 2 have?

The entire cnpp in the nox

Good time everyone

[void kelp]

cnpp?

[small ice]

unspoiler at your own risk...

[crimson moat]

Wait fallout london got showcased

[vital remnant]

bruh i hate this gif cause it reminds me of the freaky ass vid i watched while baked 😭

https://youtu.be/RJ2rcS6yMfk

this vid

💀

[inland kelp]

Shiet discord is broken

can't even send a gif

[hard orbit]

[runic glacier]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970423204369817690/1109547997911601162/OMINOUS_CAT_CHASE.gif

[dense star]

hi

finally something for call of chernobyl
https://youtu.be/ktln3UMzoy8

[void kelp]

anyone hoping for silent hill master collection v. 1 ?

[ripe merlin]

@safe edge don't be fooled by English dub

[void kelp]

how can i convince my father to play resident evil?

[void kelp]

Thats just me everyday

[safe edge]

It's only logical that an international PMC would recruit soldiers from the biggest army in the world, which is the US

[void kelp]

Chernobyl nuclesr power plant

[ripe merlin]

But these are private contractors, same as sidorovichs contacts. Would make more sense if they were Eastern Europe or balkan

[inland kelp]

Stop leaking my position

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle most normal mordhau player irl

[teal oracle]

least deranged mordhau player

[sharp moss]

It's over

[small ice]

lmfao

[cobalt geyser]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bM29tYok5Is

[sharp moss]

@candid cloud https://www.marketscreener.com/amp/quote/stock/MAZDA-MOTOR-CORPORATION-6491269/news/Mazda-787B-to-Demonstrate-at-24-Hours-of-Le-Mans-Centenary-Anniversary-43940458/

Dorito powah

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

:)

[void kelp]

Just made a train in create mod not long ago, i love that mod

[shy narwhal]

I am the supreme of trains

[cinder crag]

post your trains

[hard orbit]

Guys.... I watch Berserk

24/25 series

[void kelp]

pizza tower memes
wow
talk about lowest of the low

i haven't seen a single pizza tower inside joke

it's all memes

Humanity is insignificant to the great cosmos. We are nothing, but a small obstacle, and microscopic compared to the universe. It's futile, and fruitless for our species to grow, and develop positively. Ever since the dawn of mankind, all we ever did was murder, and pillage. To this day, our people mistreat the ones who we consider inferior to exsert power, and status. We judge, and make shrewd statements about one's skin color, or appearance. Every step of the way, humans have created in order to destroy. One's misery is another's personal enjoyment. As time passes, we can't help but start to notice cracks in human nature. By the time we decide to fix what we are, it will be too late. Just like how a cow is a human's meal, we would be a meal to another cosmic being, get destroyed by the very fabric of the universe, and/or destroy ourselves. But, this is perfectly fine, as this is what we beings deserve for every time we have mistreated, belittled, or hurt each other for your, or another's gain. We have no influence over how we will go extinct/perish, and when it will happen. If I were you, I would enjoy, and savor all the great memories, and moments you have ever experienced. Have a nice, and safe day!

[cinder crag]

cool

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/rooster-talking-rooster-talking-petuh-gif-25597171

[void kelp]

This guy is factual

We should kiss

[void kelp]

i smell a second derek in the making
jk

[neon vale]

i love bots that try to learn and mimic users

[void kelp]

I will kill you

If you dare compare me to fcking derek

[void kelp]

You cant kill the walter

Derek is a rpist pdophile not see and I just like dudes

Lmfao

[restive pivot]

2023 Year of gaming apologize

[void kelp]

Valve might be developing a new half-life

[lament zealot]

tf u mean "might" they always have been

[void kelp]

One of the voice actors is in the studio

[void kelp]

Well not really

Gayben always says they are not doing it

[lament zealot]

yuh huh, wasnt there clues that suggested that HL Alyx was supposed to be HL3? at least in early dev?

they clearly changed it up and made it a prequel tho in the end

[void kelp]

Well yeah but right now they are doing voice acting like recently a tweet was released that the voice actor for the hl2 citizens and some tf2 shit was back at valve and they were proud to be back and the only hint was a gordon freeman figure when people were asking what it was

I atleast like to know that they are doing anything

[vital remnant]

hear me out on this one

idk how allat works so its probably dumb but

imagine a completely airtight house with no gaps ANYWHERE

and every room has this system installed that can turn the room into a vacuum chamber

then you have something that sucks out the gas inside the room

so it cleans all of the dust

actually i think the vacuum pump would already do that

[void kelp]

Where is this going

[vital remnant]

idk

do you think it could work tho

making a room into a vacuum chamber and then sucking that shit harder than ur mum to clean dust

[void kelp]

Do like one of those videos that used to blow up in like 2018 and title it "HUMAN IN VACUUM CHAMBER"

[vital remnant]

YES

[pulsar spindle]

30 minute break be like

[void kelp]

I swear bro only posts food

he gotta be discord mod

[pulsar spindle]

I'm actually very skinny for a normal american

175 pounds

[cinder crag]

if that were true he would be posting cartoon women

[neon vale]

bruh

this literally exists

or exists in essence

[void kelp]

I wouldn't call that skinny

[vital remnant]

im talking about

a suburban home that a family lives in

not a lab

[void kelp]

Type of shit I've been on

[tight ether]

source

[void kelp]

go twitter

he posted it himself

[tight ether]

just show me i dont use twitter

idk who "he" is

[void kelp]

I dont feel like finding it

[dense star]

the sniper from tf2
but it can also be a tf2 update

[void kelp]

He posted an image of the gordon freeman so idk

[dense star]

do you good stalker mods that are harder
but without the realism bullshit?

I heard Radiophobia 3 do something like that

[tight ether]

NLC 7 is probably the most realistic/diffiuclt non-freeplay STALKER mod

[dense star]

I said no realism
but what realism it adds?

[tight ether]

well realism adds difficulty. just google it i guess.

[pulsar spindle]

Its skinny for American

[dense star]

does it had stupid crafting system?

[tight ether]

idk

[dense star]

ok

does it have english translations?

[cinder crag]

difficulty and annoyance are different

[tight ether]

it has a "good" machine translation apparently. join the c-consciousness discord

[dense star]

machine like Google Translate or somewhat AI translation?

[tight ether]

idk

[pearl wraith]

How tall and how old?

I weigh 185 at 6 ft and people are saying I’m still fat

[void kelp]

copium

[void kelp]

why did the guy leave?

[dense star]

92.5kg it's fat
unless if it's a muscle weight
but it's not how I firstly imagine a fat person
so you fat but it's not that bad

I don't want to be offensive it's just the truth man

[void kelp]

hmm we can check the bmi

[pearl wraith]

Idk my bmi tbh

[void kelp]

well ur like .1 overweight

[cinder crag]

heh

[pearl wraith]

25.1

[cinder crag]

yeah guys derek totally left on his own

[void kelp]

but the bmi calculator isnt accurate

[void kelp]

yes

[pearl wraith]

Bruh really

[cinder crag]

so true

[void kelp]

so he got kicked

[cinder crag]

"yeah guys the calculator is wrong, my facts are right"

[pearl wraith]

I’m .2 over

At that point I say nah screw it good enough

I’m gonna be hitting the gym anyways

[cinder crag]

based

[high sail]

He got banned

[cinder crag]

hit the gym regardless

[void kelp]

the calculator isnt great because it can't distinguish fat, and muscle

[cinder crag]

get muscle

[void kelp]

become fit, and muscular for the stalker community

Who pinged me

me

[cinder crag]

@void kelp

[void kelp]

derek got banned for what?

[cinder crag]

being derek

[void kelp]

Oh nothing he was just a rpist pedophile not see

[neon vale]

being derek

[void kelp]

i guess thats what 4chan does to a man

[dense star]

@pearl wraith if you want you could take a picture of your stomach
I don't want to be creepy

[pearl wraith]

Tf

[cinder crag]

derek is a 34 year old schizoid, possible rapist, possible pedophile that obsesses over young women pretending to be anime girls on youtube

[pearl wraith]

Ain’t nobody wanna see that man

I’m built like the missing link

[cinder crag]

[high sail]

He should end his life

[cinder crag]

let me see dat tummy

[pearl wraith]

Broad shouldered af and hairy

[neon vale]

surprised he wasnt a discord mod

[dense star]

@pearl wraith you going to the gym?

[pearl wraith]

But I do have a bit of a gut going on

[pearl wraith]

Yea

[dense star]

nice

[cinder crag]

oh yeah he also works as a night shift warehouse stocker

[pearl wraith]

I’ve always had a gut, figured it’s time to melt it off

[cinder crag]

so he had his life going for him

[pearl wraith]

Uhh no lmao

I’m a mixologist at a cookie shop

[neon vale]

at least the graveyard shift should keep him off the prowl

[cinder crag]

true

he prowls during the day at the playground

[neon vale]

(he would thrive in the darkness)

[pearl wraith]

What does that mean

[void kelp]

Dont sugarcoat derek

[neon vale]

child abduction

[cinder crag]

[pearl wraith]

Oh

[cinder crag]

platy you're so innocent

[pearl wraith]

Fr 💀💀💀

[cinder crag]

thats not. there's not sugar. its literally entirely sour

[neon vale]

purple only chatg

[cinder crag]

based

[neon vale]

real

[cinder crag]

no uncool folks allowed

[dense star]

the gym machines are so God damn comfortable

[cinder crag]

you just had to ruin it didnt you

[high sail]

Uhmmm he should end it

[pearl wraith]

WHAT

[neon vale]

now lets do the same thing but for orange rank next year

[pearl wraith]

OH WE ARE TALKING ABOUT DEREK

[cinder crag]

if you're 34 and are a minimum wage incel, might as well just kill yourself

you're already too late at that point

[dense star]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-computer-kill-your-self-gif-25432024

[pearl wraith]

Canadian healthcare be like

[dense star]

lol

[dense star]

but it's free🤓

[high sail]

Very true bestie
I want to send You 25k for that

[cinder crag]

platy is also unable to hold a conversation because he forgets what he was talkinga bout

[cinder crag]

wha really???

[pearl wraith]

I thought we were talking about me 💀

[high sail]

Maybe

[pearl wraith]

I have to work graveyard shifts

[cinder crag]

who says we werent

[pearl wraith]

The fact waifu told someone to off themself

[cinder crag]

off yourself

[pearl wraith]

Ok when

[cinder crag]

right now

[high sail]

Hello waifu

[pearl wraith]

Ok

[cinder crag]

hop in vc king

[high sail]

Hope

[pearl wraith]

Lmao nvm

[cinder crag]

what were you gonna say lmao

did you get nervous

[pearl wraith]

ACTUALLY FRICK

[cinder crag]

[pearl wraith]

I shoulda got my cap gun

Just hold it close to the mic and fire

Then not say anything for like 30 minutes

Or have my sister walk in and say OH MY GOD and start crying

Dangit

Coulda done a funni

[void kelp]

I just asked dall e 2 to show me man made horrors beyond my comprehension and it just showed me a city

[pearl wraith]

Deep

[void kelp]

Definitely

[pearl wraith]

It’s a horror

And it’s full extent is beyond your comprehension

Deep.

[cinder crag]

you're mean

[void kelp]

Osakr clock ^

[cinder crag]

dont care!

[cinder crag]

spelled Oskar wrong

[void kelp]

speaking of which, new vegas is free on epic rn

[neon vale]

(there are none)

[void kelp]

No osakr

osaker

[cinder crag]

spelled Oskar wrong

[neon vale]

azumangar

[cinder crag]

az

i live there

[void kelp]

prove it

[neon vale]

he did show me around the neighborhood

[cinder crag]

want my address

[void kelp]

yeah

[cinder crag]

my school id

[void kelp]

social security number, address, and date of birth, and ofc legal name and ill believe you

[void kelp]

Tampon lives in osakr

[cinder crag]

i live with oskar

[void kelp]

Who is oskar

[cinder crag]

he doesnt even know oskar

[void kelp]

I know what an osakr is I dont know what an oskar is

[lament zealot]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

you know an oskar

[cinder crag]

have you seen your pfp

[void kelp]

Im gay though

[high sail]

Im gay though

[cinder crag]

post that again

[neon vale]

post that again

[neon vale]

no bitches^

[cinder crag]

what does this mean

shut up

thanks

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[lament zealot]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

Real

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

Like especially @lament zealot

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

see even waifuslayer sees it

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[pearl wraith]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[neon vale]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

im surprised you're not crying for a mod viktorn

[neon vale]

PURPLE ONLY W

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

Is this political

[neon vale]

yes

[cinder crag]

the bitches represent the jewish population

[void kelp]

i have tampico's address, dm me

[cinder crag]

are you an ai

[cinder crag]

i could just dm them

[void kelp]

not if i do first

[void kelp]

or if they dm me first

[cinder crag]

true!

lumeo.co

[void kelp]

or maybe you can dm them after they dm me

[cinder crag]

the rothchilds paying people off to not talk to me in public

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

Erm

[lament zealot]

The Rothschilds paying off GSC to delay Stalker 2

[neon vale]

the rothchilds paying me not to talk to people in public

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-political-pripyat-jupiter-underground-gif-24761909

[cinder crag]

the rothschilds paying the gangstalkers to pretend to be school children at the bus stop in front of my house

[high sail]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about rothschilds and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

what is going on, this is making me feel schizophrenic now

[lament zealot]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about rothschilds and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[neon vale]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get PAYED BY THE ROTHSCHILDS go on & on about no bitches and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

gas station produce

[neon vale]

kwik trip cheese curds

[void kelp]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get paid by GEORGE SOROS go on & on about the ROTHSCHILDS and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

QuikTrip apples

[void kelp]

good curds at kwik trip

[neon vale]

BP anything

[void kelp]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get BITCHES go on & on about male characters and its starting to weird me out

[neon vale]

except on the bad days

[cinder crag]

speedway hotdog

[void kelp]

i havent had them more than once probably lol

but yeah like any gas station food

[neon vale]

when you can only taste dough and the cheese might as well not be there

[pearl wraith]

Bro hear me out hear me out

[cinder crag]

platy go to bed

holy shit

[pearl wraith]

Maverick cheddar dog with nacho cheese sauce

[neon vale]

no

[pearl wraith]

Oh so now you want me to go to bed

[void kelp]

Hear me out hear me out egg flavored nutrient paste

[neon vale]

stadium brats with chili

[high sail]

My Man Says he's going to sleep
"Sleeps" in chat

[cinder crag]

then join vc

[pearl wraith]

Mayonnaise

[cinder crag]

hmm

combine arent all that bad! they give me good food

[neon vale]

ong cheese curds are better without the skin

[high sail]

Water flavor

[cinder crag]

what

[neon vale]

the rind

[void kelp]

Ngl Id join the combine if they gave me some crackers

[cinder crag]

its fried

[pearl wraith]

Cheese belongs on a hotdog

[neon vale]

(the breading)

[cinder crag]

you belong in vc

[void kelp]

no cheese on a hot dog, that's some barbaric shit

[neon vale]

you can buy them as just cheese

[cinder crag]

oh wait

you mean those

[neon vale]

[cinder crag]

yeah thats not anywhere else in the country

[pearl wraith]

Anyone who thinks otherwise needs to try sliced hotdogs in their Mac n cheese

[void kelp]

Do you have mosquitos in your urethra?

[neon vale]

just straight cheese curds?

[void kelp]

i live me some cheese and hot dogs but sometimes just keep it kosher

[cinder crag]

they're labeled as "from winsconsin"

[pearl wraith]

So y’all wanna hear a story

[cinder crag]

only you weirdos do that

[cinder crag]

tell me it in vc

[lament zealot]

when the COCK is DRIPPING

[pearl wraith]

AYO

DRIPPING COCK

[neon vale]

there are two types of curd

[lament zealot]

regular and deep fried

[neon vale]

one with or without the skin

[pearl wraith]

Mmmmmm

Nude

[cinder crag]

the temptation

[pearl wraith]

The cia tempting me to do an unscrupulous act

[void kelp]

AI token buyers when you show them making 38,273 alternative accounts

[cinder crag]

Can we tempt you?

Cheese Sticks
150 cal/Stick, 5 sticks

ADD FOR $6.99

Can we tempt you?

Cheese Sticks
150 cal/Stick, 5 sticks

ADD FOR $6.99

[void kelp]

Soc

[cinder crag]

im killing you

[void kelp]

If you say otherwise you're wrong and im killing you

[neon vale]

looked up wisconsin cuisine to see how much i recognized

[neon vale]

CS is better and this is not bait

[cinder crag]

thats petroleum jelly

[void kelp]

Thats fine I respect your opinion

[neon vale]

damn
i didnt eat dinner tonight too

[void kelp]

[cinder crag]

join vc and we cant eat dinner

[cinder crag]

on god bros I'm seeing these dudes who get NO BITCHES go on & on about female characters and its starting to weird me out

[void kelp]

on god bros I'm seeing these females who get BITCHES go on & on about male characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

on god bitches I'm seeing these gals who get NO DUDES go on & on about male characters and its starting to weird me out

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/child-po-kung-fu-panda-panda-kung-fu-gif-27359038

[cinder crag]

i am watching child po

right now

[pearl wraith]

Derek moment

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1020398105830637618/whenthe-xfqv4z.gif

[void kelp]

on god fellow entities I'm seeing these non-gender conforming subjects who get no relationships go on & on about characters and its starting to weird me out

[cinder crag]

guh

[pearl wraith]

Tf

[lament zealot]

guh

[cinder crag]

what was that

ghost ping