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Hmm
Marked one what the hell
SWAK?
@teal oracle I have a slander for you. @gray jetty on his way to write 5 paragraphs about the most boring mundane thing you've ever heard
?
Hey just because it’s technical and you don’t understand it doesn’t mean it’s boring
Just because it's technical means it's boring*

I’m technically smashing you’re’re’re mommy
I'm technically smashing you're're're dad
mean!
I’m tejchbiogally uhhh bashing yrlureterr Brian’s
family guy reference
dmsnanifovb !!!€[€€nn!!!bv??b
Peetah, the Marked One is here
brain scorcher sounds
peteh
“Alright squad we’re gonna finger bloodsuckers”
Stalker named Finger:
Sealed with a kiss
Ah yes
Called slander for a reason 
I NEED Strelok’s assprint photocopy for heterosexual reasons
Okay this is real talk though
How naked can the NPCs in Stalker 2 be
mean!!
Like
In Fallout 4 you can loot bodies down to their underwear
Will Stalker 2 let you loot the clothes off of enemies? It would be one way to show off their robust/dynamic NPC appearance system
bloodsucker sex mod
I NEED that bloodsussy

They need to change bloodsuckers in S2
I’ve said this before but they look like naked old people rn
three seconds no xbox 
Dad drinking his power up potion before mom comes home (mom boss battle)
does he know?
Hm?
What the physical preorder GSC thank you letter should be
I think quartz has lost his mind
no
I’m not one to think that GSC should get political
BUT it would be really cool if physical preorders came with a Russian VSS or SVD
I want a rifle too
we need an arizonan talker faction
their logo patch would the arizonan flag
there would be one member
Anyone like to think of what would happen if the stalker and scp universe were the same
me.
no because im not a dork
Well I am.
vikdork
The universes would just fit so well into eachother
they would not 
Yeah, they would. The zone would be a lot more secretive and protected though. It would be also be fun to write little documents about it and then it could explain the existence of several SCPs.
SCP universe would blend well with the Stalker universe, because they would just remove any of the "Stalker" part. plus the mutants and creatures dont fit well anyway. plus the scp universe isnt very good anyway 
Alive
Dead.
who IS this guy!!!!!!
Cringe because it would mean 2721 exists
I wonder who
i WONDER!
Jesser
Walteer.
Messer
Gonner.
Gooner
Cooker
Groomer
M-Word cooker.
Mexican Cooker
GLAer
I think this comment trend sucks
GLADoS.
Rocketer
Cockstar.
I was in my grandpa's house, and I came across his PC with GLa-DOS
The scp universe is very good, I almost got my own.
old people aren't gamers!
Flipper
It is one of the biggest if not the biggest world building projects ever.
House Flipper???
meh it's usually just random object that kill you. they often repeat the way they work. plus only like the first few sections are actually good
Gladiatorer
The popular ones are like that. Go on the wiki and there are some interesting ones
and it's entirely open up to the public. usually a bad thing 
no. the site sucks 
I wouldnt call it open to the public. The wiki mods are orwellian against everything and everyone.
Especially if you're writing an SCP.
There is a whole approval process and everything
and some scps get deleted
No baller scp?
You see, thats why that process exists
Damn 
TODD!!!!!
Although I still have no idea how an among us related SCP got past the mods
Scp cb multiplayer is awesome
i love this guy!!! (idk who this guy is)
Tampico has a boss!?!!
no im self employed
I need to see your balls -Hektor Salamanca
I want an scp titled "Ball fondler" instead of an scp related to among us
I agree
I mean there is -J scps
But the among us scp isnt even -J
I don't know how
He told me that back in days when my country was in war, he met a clown with a rainbow paint on his night vision + extended mag M1 Garand
"not the manager, the balls"
i like to call them "rich slums"
Reminds me of how I heard distant full-auto gun shots the other day. (Normal day in America)
I might go there this summer, if i get money
Only in Catanzaro
Nah that's in Tuscany
im actually not
My condolences
Slurs simulator 2.0
the only place i would visit in Italy is Rome tbh
but id rather go to like Istanbul or something
Blasfemy
Oh God i am so sorry for you
Visit Lampung, Indonesia
is there anything there
hey I ain't the only one who watched the Boris' survival guide in Milan
I coulda sworn I just saw Freedom running around the border with NATO weapons on actual television 😍😍😍
Spicy spicy spicy
Also this chonker squirrel

false 😾
@gray jetty
https://userinyerface.com/game.html
User Inyerface - A worst-practice UI experiment
try to do that and then tell me
There is an owen there
Ah yes I remember when the Iron Maiden colonized the 'Murica
id rather be mauled by a chimera
those were glorious times
@old stone say the line
PTSD of factorio, bugs walls, bugs, alien bugs, turrets, TURRETS!!
My factorio PTSD is severe
Read the image file name
never heard of this manga but you got me interested
It's a hentai, but at least it's wholesome hentai 
after reading Goblin Slayer I can read this
Manga overrated
whats this magma you guys are talking about
very hot rock...
Lol
ty
@fossil gale What christian denomination are you
idk whatever black people in the south typically are, pretty sure it's methodist
Oh shit yeah
OH MY FAUCCI
Reason: Bad word usage
either way people hated me for 2 factors of myself that i cannot control in the name of god, so i left the religion
Damn yeah
Ngl tho I gotta problem with all the christian denominations that aren't Catholic or Eastern Orthodox
Reason: Bad word usage
Holy hell which idiot implemented this bot
Anyway though the problem with those churches is that since there's no central rule of dogma, you get alot of bs
i also like how we can't say doodoo words in the server about the ukrainian psychological horror game
i know it's to keep drama and conflict down but still funny
In catholicism it's pretty much agreed that being gay isn't wrong but acting on it is
Which is kinda hard for met to understand but whatever
Religion is also a hot topic here
i know that's why i don't like talking about it lmao, we are in a slavic server
Garfield noooo!
either way it doesn't matter i don't hate religion i just don't like how hateful people are especially here in the south
Yeah, its better discussed with friends
Also the discussion with friends: How we went from a discussion about religion and then to a discussion about "WHO STOLE MY DIAMONDS IN MINECRAFT???"???
religion talk is always a shitshow
yeah
so dont do it
i didn't bring it up lol
go to arizona 
fricc arizona
not really we're being civil about it
they raised the price of the tea now there's no reason for me to rep arizona
I am Catholic and I don't like what other Christian denominations do but I don't go around insulting them
Even then, it tends to get outrageous
Not for me
I get along well with my Eastern Orthodox friends
Well, some other user might be offended and shit will happen, its why we try and avoid talking about religion, even tho i eould love to do so
Well what religion are you
mista white
it always eventually turns into a shitstorm
ok cool
Im not gonna say
You're Eastern Orthodox aren't you
except when emission walter white and i compare religions 
itll end when someone posts a japanese cartoon image
No, i just like to keep stuff private
ok well how about i kill you with a hammer how about that
wt keeps sinking 
See how the convo went?
gaijin has seen the flesh
enlisted sucks
war thudner is better
i can never figure out if im killing bots or real players in enlisted
the 1992 honda civic
Same with warthunder
i beg to differ, because i find people better than me all the time
I cant choose, havent played either
and i do not have skill issue either 
A hammer blow to the skull is not a game
waht does it mean?youre slow?
Are you saying this cause you think im eastern orthodox?
no i love my eastern orthodox brothers
it means the 1992 honda civic
He doesnt know
He doesnt know 
Are you a jew?
newer
Lmfao!

Muslim?
No, i allready said il keep it private
Something a jew would say
Believe what you think
i should convert
to what
he's monolith
Embed failed?
discord fail
I thought you were banned from here sanya
I give you 3 days 
I am completely sane
ask the ppl I kidnapped
tranime
I don't understand why'd you want to believe you're not the highest species on your planet.
pretty sure religion says we are the highest species
In Christianity
well if there are gods then wouldnt we not be. I guess it's more of a thing of believing in gods so you can feel better about dying.
tf this mean
wait tf does this mean?
pretty sure god doesn't really count as a species
as he is an omnipotent being or whatever
Idk never met him
So would that not make them better?
this was never elaborated on 
Idk like I said never met him
O GIF animado perfeito para sua conversa. Descubra e compartilhe os melhores GIFs no Tenor.
me on loners, Cordon.
@void kelp i remember you from somewhere
Sorry for ping btw
Yeah i changed accounts, i been here since 2019
Then switched accounts recently
Nvm
I got ai to tell me how to make napalm
Congart
long nails 🤮
you are DEFINITELY not fit for The Zone
rips nails backwards
I scratched someone and they bled
(He deserved it and I would do it again)
Le flags on the wall
did they punch u back tho
No, I would’ve stabbed him with my nails
Wtf my cat doin
No her ears are just back
Oh
My cat just sits there and does nothing she doesnt like being pet or held or anything she just does nothing
@warped depot This could be us
watch out bro john military boutta burst in
(i forgot the CoP protagonists name so i'll just call him john military)
Yeah but I already would've had ya so it wouldn't matter anyway
Alexander Degtyarev
wow just saying john military is a whole lot faster
Also I gave Degtyarev a concussion so he'd forget what he saw
does ur man know ur doin this
Im gonna have a stroke
Reason: Bad word usage
with like middle schoolers
we were all in middle school once 
i dont remember it
worst two years of my life
@valid plinth Why do you have the 2nd SS panzer division insignia in your user
Why
You calling me a nazi?
Idk man having SS runes on your avatar is pretty typical
Black sun is an old pagan symbol, not “nazi black sun”
Okay then whats with the SS division symbol
That’s one thing
if you look very carefully you would notice its mirrored
Second thing, azov aren’t nazis
yeah
💀
also putting symbols next to each other doesnt equate them
welp.
Reason: Bad word usage
im already out then
ya might wanna pull together a stronger argument
pull up the spicy videos
I can put the Indian symbol of peace and swastica next to each other and say they’re the same
or don't, itll probably get you banned
Can you stop meatriding ukraine and just admit
I have azov symbol in my username because they defend Ukraine from invaders, not because they had some nazis in 2014
yes because they used previously nazisitc imagery because they were definitely taking the meaning back to its roots 
so true bestie
Sounds like you’re doing that to orks
anyway
You people make Russian soldiers* look like the good guys. Wearing nazi symbols gives russia more propaganda
hello stoc friends
pull up the exact associations. "association" is a terrible word to use nowadays and can be used if you & someone have remotely similar ideals. Other than that, the symbol controversy just seems to be a symbol
well..
no you're also wrong
both of you are wrong lets leave it at that
You can cry all you want, i’m not changing my username
Whats so wrong about not wearing Nazi symbols
Suspicious park behaviour
Ork*
I can tell you what is wrong with pissing your pants every time you see it (it gives the symbol even more power)
what does that even mean
Group was founded by alt-right nationalists who also had contact with the Atom Waffen
this is true
They literally had to get rid of all the nazis in order to officially join Ukraine’s army
most of them are only fighting because they were drafted
so they were nazis at one point
Yes
and kept the imagery 
Ok so i win
Not anymore
why wouldnt they change the imagery
You just admitted that Azov has neo nazi origins and used neo nazi symbols
Actual toddler mindset
even if they were, a group isn't "nazis" just because there were a few within
????
this is true
I never denied it
Yes you did
ur backpedaling now bro
well this logic isnt used elsewhere on the internet is it
I’m saying that azov are not nazis
They were
but you..
Not anymore
you should clarify azov now, if you're gonna argue this
Okay but you still said Azov symbols were not nazi in origin
i love this guy
My man will die on this hill
When? Show my message
They’re not
Yes they are
well he's dying on that hill isnt he
At least used to be
shut up, you guys are misreading the situation
dumbass @valid plinth here isn't clarifying WHEN azov aren't nazis, and when he doesn't specify he means TODAY while assuming everyone else knows/follows
none of you guys are picking up on this and are hung up on "but they USED to be"
shut up
Y’all love licking Russia’s аss so much, trusting every piece of propaganda they output
no one said they were supporting russia lmao
nice strawman 
You clearly sound like it
how 
FORTRESS CHASOV 💪💪💪
this is irrelevant
i just think azov specifically is kinda suspicious with their choice of imagery to represent themselves
stop feeding into it guys, are you trying to have a genuine conversation or are you just gonna mock each other
true.
quartz
Mock eachother
question:
then its past the point of meaningful conversation, so shut up
how is quartz
Bro gave up?
he probably went AFK or finally took my advice
whar
Ukraine released a music video called Fortress Bakhmut
interesting
Now it’s fortress chasov
who care?
He brought up propaganda
oh no he's baiting 
Its a vid mocking wagner
How is wolf playing clear sky rn
funny.
the power of AI
Idk tho Wagner is no longer larping they captured bakhmut
i thought wagner was couping
man eastern europe really calling each other pigs like the other side isn't doing literally the exact same thing huh
idk i dont listen to the events
AI got good taste
Clear Sky slaps
wagner was like "we aren't getting enough supplies, screw this we're out"
mercs gonna merc
Tbh idk whether to laugh at russian for using mercenaries or to laugh at ukraine for losing to them
I would bet you it was a psy-op
mercenaries when they realize that they are war criminals 
¯_(ツ)_/¯
There were reports saying that they actually did get the ammo and in my opinion it was to bait Ukraine
possibly, who knows
The UN when they realize they will never try these people
not really gonna believe anything until its over
Is the psy-op “Russia can’t even do anything without mercs”
the UN in question:
imagine if the US just bought out wagner
Just look at Serbia
Its a private company
why would we want them
there were a lot of people trialed in serbia
Not all of them
And only because serbia lost
Omg go tell Biden
I know a giant 1984 is about to happen to several people
Genius
russia aint winning this one chief 
Which is better blackwater or wagner
what does this mean
not in the long run anyway
TRUE
rule 8 is gonna come down fast
It’s a possibility. Russia’s definition of a victory would be different than Ukraine’s
i wonder what the cat said
A cleanout.
Especially if its an ru/en mod or ua/en mod
on god
if kuro wakes up we are all fuсked 
gwah
By what metric? Actually being effective at their jobs it'd probably go to Constellis/Academi/Blackwater, warcrimes committed it'd probably go to Wagner
Dont drag me into this
arent we just discussing anyway
I doubt Ukraine can take back all it’s lost territory and i doubt Russia will be able to go past Chasov
its not like anyone is arguing
im gonna get myself out of this before kuro does
Being effective at job
its all speculation at this point, shuddup before u get banned
get yourself into vc to play with me
@shy narwhal
i doubt that will make any difference
Yo buddy Ukraine has its fair share of warcrimes too
cant
How is speculation gonna get me banned
dude rats mfs out to save his own skin, damn dude thats not gonna be popular bro
stalker server no likey politics
Its just a conversation
anyway lets stop talking about politics and discuss politics
yeah well theyre uptight about these sorta things
best to do it in dms or in a different server altogether
Yeah
@shy narwhal
bro shut up
oh shit kuros here
Blackwater hasn't fought beside the US in a full-fledged war as that is currently outlawed in the US, most they did is provide logistical support/security and they were pretty good at doing that. Wagner is a fighting force and... well we've seen how they're managing losses in Ukraine so... either way it's more apples to oranges
Holy shid lmao this guy is such a meat rider
i dont think he likes getting pinged so much
@void kelp why are you being a janny bro💀
once was fine
“I do it for free”
im sure he gets it
Because I felt like it
Pfp checks out
you sure you aren't just trying to save your own skin
"errrm teacher!! Tommy is cheating on the testt!!!"
Do you have a gf by any chance?
!ban @void kelp War discussions
Reason: War discussions
Oh was I talking to a grifter?
why not a mute
Damn
DAMNNNNNNNN
harsh
damn that was a little harsh
shoulda slapped em with the good ol' 1-week stfu
its kuro you cannot take chances
kuro when viktorn was whining at your help he meant like to warn him or something
not ban him 
never even got a warning
I'd imagine they're getting quite tired of people talking about the war, especially if they guy was a Russian apologist which I guess he was
damn

He literally joined and first thing he said was complaining about Ukraine
whatever
i didnt know that damn
what did he say
There he goes
That Ukraine had his fair of War crimes, Russia will take back part of Ukraine and such
From what little I read he was peddling the same-old conspiracy stuff. Tried to what-aboutism war crimes when I mentioned Wagner but I don't wanna push it
i mean. thats not complaining imo, its kinda logical, but whatever i guess
anyway
EVERYONE commits warcrimes dipshit, it came free with ur fvckin war declaration
he kinda was annoying somewhat
this is true
(to the tune of "you have uno")
slava amerika
I have the oldest war declaration known to man
penguan cs?
no you don't, I declared war on day 1
URRRAAAAAAAA
Death of Stalin, peak historical comedy
nah
im listening to some music before bed
SLABODAAAA
its near midnight
true
Sorry had the urge
why werent you in bed two hours ago
Well mine didn't have warcrimes
isnt Ura a russian term 💀
she slaboda on my azov till I ura
no
i like midnight better
Idk what about it
americans do it too
Can I not speak Russian
you have WARCRIMES you dicc
american is "oorah"
spelling is different 🤓
I DON'T HAVE WARCRIMES YOU-
YOU HAVE WARCRIMES!
Idk how to translate the counting to warcrimes 💀
Is that the autism dog yippe meme
yea
I miss old tom and jerry
i watch it multiple times every day
"slicked up pup" is my favorite one
thats the one where the signature scream comes from
the scream that everyone knows
The short three-minute fragment from series is a 1951 American one-reel animated cartoon and is the 60th Tom and Jerry cartoon directed by William Hanna and Joseph Barbera and produced by Fred Quimby. The cartoon was scored by Scott Bradley and animated by Ed Barge, Kenneth Muse, Irven Spence and Ray Patterson, released in theatres on September ...
oh thats where thats from? 
@neon vale @cinder crag @languid dock Theory of Everything (2nd time bcuz didnt record 1st)
cute gat
real
the only based moment of patrick batman
Yarghh, I sail the seven sees
sees
cease
@void kelp @cinder crag
The frog he up to
Messaged me and deleted his message afterwards
Told you this mofo is suspicious
wgat
krezzin being schizo again
No. You don't simply message someone and then delete your message, expecting a reply.
I like doing that to people to deliberately annoy them sometimes
I think someone might've suceeded
It is literally a momodora art.
momodora is a really good game
The definition of cool small games. Then you have stuff like Darkest Dungeon II that stretch out their thin and mediocre gameplay over 60h minimum thanks to the necessity of farm runs just so they can justify the 38€ price tag
Relatable :(
What would happen if you showed this to a 17th century peasant
Like what would they think was going on
The cute animal is trapped in a strange world
17 century? he'd think its prob some kind of new art
you know
paintings were a thing
thats some weird art, sure
but i mean art is art
17th century is the 1600s, a wonderful time for the evolution of the arts
You do know even before the 1600s there was still art and paintings
Here's an art piece from the early 1600s
This is the baroque Era, so sure it would be weird, but it could be interpreted as another religious art piece
Probably that the cat represents an internal sense of innocence, something that's trapped in a place where the world doesn't quite make sense. It could also stand for the animalistic behavior humans share deep in their core. The ring of gold (aether portal) resembles depictions of halos or auras of heavenly beings. And the water has deeply ingrained meanings of change and purity. It could be assumed then that this piece is lamenting over the inability to reach heaven (or God) through action/ritual alone.
:)
We know that the cat had to have seen someone else make the portal, so the cat was blindly repeating what someone else has done
Nymph went all out
Man I wish I could draw
...
why the "dot dot dot?"
Idk.
so i've got this meme
i want to post it because it's rather funnies and parodies 🚿 posters
but it contains 🚿 content
should i still post it
yes
Me when I see Neco arc
It's not even Neco Arc.
"I play dark souls for the lore"
good morning en-offtop
gwuh
:D
Hiii Valen
hiii
I have an idea for a meme
Speak
Whiggers in paris
so...? whats the meme
Replace Strelok in the Paris meme with a tornado
so sad, we’re watching krezzin become a boomer in real time
I'm one already, my G
I dont download maps like that



Mike J, specifically

RWS absolute chads.

I'm not sure if they'd make it as merch but ik Pedro would love it
cause lot's of fans were asking for postal 1 (not redux) bodypillow

water
My Duty is to get bitches (reference from the hit game stalker wrong number)
Stalker: Wrong Number?
great game
i like the part where the guy says he's "GONNNA STAAALK"
ok.
look at him
Like always 
What in the 4chan
What does this mean
Idk
Unite and some other crap
Why does it say rpe
Is this some like weird nzi shit or smth
?
What is this
Gnomes
With a beret
The armband
Just an armband
Doesnt remind you of anything?
Nzi didint have berets sooooo
What
That was in that other image
ok?
Walt idk man
Walt jr
You've been seeming sus lately
What
Idk knowing what nzis wanted to do to slavs and seeing the rpe text over russia and that general area seems bad.
Im very suspicious of you also knowing that recently gnomes were used as a dogwhistle also
Just doesnt look very good.

The guy was about to touch the grass, he forgot that he set some traps.
@void kelp
I'm sorry
Kind of weird you send this to me the moment I point out nzi shit
Is there something you're trying to tell me?
@cinder crag
He's literally you
hes so me
STOP PICKING FIGHTS THE VIDEO IS A PARODY OF HYPERBOREA MEMES
Im not getting political here
Not trying to start a judgment wavier
AI generated?
I think ur grasping at straws bro
Gnome posting has existed for a while
paranoid schizophrenic,
Yeah but it was in the video
Reason: Bad word usage
why can I say shit and post
But can’t say shidpost
Anyways I think you’re putting too much thought into this ai generated poop post
ah yes, the kool-ickle Alton Brown featured this on his show Good Eats
good question
Stalkers of the discord, how it be?
Quartz face reveal
Click my pfp
Say my name
I want to run children over in a toyota corolla
Heisenberg.
Get that blasphemous shit off my screen immediately
Walmart Cracker
Yo i got a toyota 4x4 hilex, lets put an rpk on that and rock
Cope.
I'll start boykisser posting again
You're goddam right
Il kill jesse if you do
Damn I forgot u were gay
Lmao
We are among the population
You’re….. you…. you’re…. AMONG US?!?!?!!!!?!??!!?
Kill me
Drink sulfuric acid
Damn
No
Where is my officialy cool
You too heisenburger
sorry not cool enough
Lmao
You arent the judger
Reddit is incredible
I hate reddit
they somehow make everything cringe
Me too what
Hi vasim
Redditors are like damn skunks
@void kelp, wanted to send this instead, but it is deleted from computer.
https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/1871805034083061757/34E78472EC083F4F1CC4D11A4A2319024E5EE735/?imw=5000&imh=5000&ima=fit&impolicy=Letterbox&imcolor=%23000000&letterbox=false
This video is still golden
Much better
I wonder what else.
I do find alot of my answers there but yeah, redditors suck
Thats awesome if you made those, absolutely based
Lmfao
Literally the first picture on steam, which you will see in artwork:
Steam has art work tab?
Yeah.
What homie cooking
I sometimes have the weirdest videos
We all do, im afraid i cant post mine otherwise id get banned
Noise canceling earbuds that work just a little too well
Trying to feed the plush toy, but he finds out it's a plush toy.
Wearing a pair of those outdoors and just watching the scenery is the best
Oh, bruh i didnt even see that plushie lmao
Literally didn't see the name of "artwork" 🤣
@pulsar spindle catposting when
Bet
I guess i am blind damn
Aint no way.
I got a cat pic for you mister
@void kelp, who are they?
I need to adopt one of those kittens with the abnormality that makes her look jacked
I cant remember, i know the textures and what not but i cant remember who
I got a cat like that too
Better start posting boy.
Idk why she always looks funny
What breed is it
I picked her off the street
Richtofen and Dempsey.
We'll find out
I want to get a goofy breed too
I think she's inbred
The main reason to buy CoD - Zombies lore.
I still cant remember, btw wich program did you use to make such scenes
Sfm - Source Filmmaker + Workshop stuff.
I dont know cod lore, the only lore i know is kill ppl
I should watch a yt vid about cod lore
Bruh I keep forgetting my birthday is tomorrow, god I'm stupid
24th?
I should learn it
I don't got work either till friday
Nah, obviously you should learn the ace combat lore
Im not gonna waste 70 dollars on a plane game
Its called Google you idiot
Awesome
Ididot
Everyone should learn half life lore






