💬┃en_offtop

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806365159156744193/1096855369940205598/94BF19F3-49D5-4331-801F-12DA908CE9F2.gif

[bitter hearth]

Algerian dinar or dzd yes both correct

[small ice]

i missed crowrilla

[blissful obsidian]

but 400 million dzd is 3 million dollars than, it's a super cool car seems to be -_-

[small ice]

ong is this how crows look like in the zona...

[bitter hearth]

No , it would take me years to get a car, why do you think canada is full of us imigrants, there is something we camm facility, you buy the car and keep paying how ever you like to pay, each month till you pay it completly

[lament zealot]

maybe buy & ship international?

[bitter hearth]

What do i tell you, you can ask other algerians here

[blissful obsidian]

no doubts in your words, just confused with google currency 😄
sorry for language, but it's google DZD to USD

[granite tangle]

stuff's insane

but hey

at least the country is nice

[bitter hearth]

Hence paypal or any other card doesnt work with algeria

Only cards we got are cards that work with dz

[blissful obsidian]

oh I get

[sharp moss]

@candid cloud

[bitter hearth]

@blissful obsidian okay go and convert this 50,000 this is how much i got to buy a computer, 50,000 is what we algerians call 50 million dz, yes its confusing and no i dont know why its like that, its just like that

[blissful obsidian]

you mean like 370 usd?

omg

[bitter hearth]

Yeah

Man fugg my currency, its hard to explain it to ppl

[blissful obsidian]

never mind 😄

[bitter hearth]

Just search in reddit im pretty sure they can explain it better than i can

Or in google

[candid cloud]

Yeah, drifting time.

[blissful obsidian]

well in Ukraine it seem best you can find for that price is 1030 with 8 ram, no words about 960 or equivalent 😄

[dense star]

lol

[void kelp]

nfs carbon! very nice.

[simple sage]

pashka_ventilator#0866 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

why the hell do you have this!?

https://tenor.com/view/how-to-basic-how-to-basic-car-how-to-fix-a-dented-car-car-how-to-basic-gif-20515635

[cinder crag]

true

[rough nest]

storytime! so I almost shat myself

how? I trusted 3 consecutive farts, the 4th one was wet

[inland kelp]

Hotline Korea

[pulsar spindle]

30 more minutes got added to my schedule for today

Bruh

[teal oracle]

[gray jetty]

I got titan x maxwells

Same generation

I keep having to remember the titan x Maxwell is almost 10 years old

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-solid4-mgs4-solid-snake-old-snake-becoming-old-gif-24179307

[gray jetty]

The funny hat

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[lament zealot]

whats with this godawful yas girl animation

[void kelp]

idk man

[lament zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/466903687781154816/1109583336290123866/video-46304.mov

man why does everyone with a gas mask stalker pfp gotta be weird as hell smh

[void kelp]

I am now proud to be a speedrunner who uses 5 sensitivity and 500 dpi

💀

[ripe merlin]

Is that blast away comic

I can remember the name but I remember those dudes

[pearl wraith]

What

The heck

Is this.

[pearl wraith]

You should build a bomb

[hollow tartan]

That’s enough internet for today

[dense star]

I'm outside your house

[neon vale]

what are some terrible things i can find on the gifsearch

i need to know

[pulsar spindle]

Anything boykisser related is terrible

[neon vale]

i need more

[void kelp]

I almost deleted my laptop out of existence with my mind with the power of the pure rage I just felt inside me

[vernal loom]

Don't have any

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/761349513440657408/1028899518378426389/true_american_villains.gif

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1097985502751232071/gta-san-andreas-fly.gif

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/556756134367592481/1092814512589123805/speed-1-1.gif

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-black-fnaf-animatronic-spook-gif-21262858

[void kelp]

I FELL FOR THE EXACT SAME FAKE BLUE ORB THAT CLEARLY HAS SPIKES RIGHT THERE BUT THEN I GET THE ADRENALINE AND THEN I GET STUPID AND CLIKC THE FUICKING BLUE ORB AND KMS

sdrgfgadgfrasfdgfasde

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/water-drinking-gif-25739002

[void kelp]

I HAVE DONE 1,646 ATTEMPTS

[vernal loom]

L

[void kelp]

you do it then

you try

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ukraine-gif-25228609

[void kelp]

and see if you come out the same person

[vernal loom]

No

Rn I'm tryna find someone that has tasty blood

[void kelp]

Cringe

[vernal loom]

What's your blood type

Looking for someone with Rhnull blood

[high sail]

Try me

[vernal loom]

Oh yeah?

[void kelp]

[high sail]

Yes.

[vernal loom]

Show me that neck of yours

[pulsar spindle]

[void kelp]

is this a twilight rp server

[vernal loom]

NO BAHAHAHA

[void kelp]

I guess

[vernal loom]

Man I'm tired asf

[void kelp]

twilight is honestly kinda based

[vernal loom]

Twilight sucks

[pulsar spindle]

Tf is twilight, sounds mega gay

[high sail]

Alright

[void kelp]

This wouldnt be the first time I've strained my finger over a hobby. First it was speedcubing and now its this.

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/water-drinking-gif-25739002

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/jordan-peterson-fat-and-stupid-why-is-everyone-fat-and-stupid-joe-rogan-experience-gif-21898456

Speedcubing genuinely caused my finger to like break and I had to get a thing around it for like a month

[pulsar spindle]

Can someone explain what twilight is? I still have no answer

[vernal loom]

"Vampire" love story thing

[pulsar spindle]

Ew yep no

Nevermind don't say another word

[vernal loom]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/770094079102681198/1097985502751232071/gta-san-andreas-fly.gif

[void kelp]

you're connected to the internet

[high sail]

@vernal loom You can drink @pulsar spindle's blood too, after im done stabbing him

[pulsar spindle]

Sometimes I wish I wasn't

[void kelp]

fair, same

[pulsar spindle]

Literally sitting in a lawn chair in my grandpas living room at 9pm full dark

[high sail]

Dont look behind you

[void kelp]

based honestly

[pulsar spindle]

There's a wall

[vernal loom]

Shame Grouse had to die, bro tasted pretty good ngl

[high sail]

Oh

[void kelp]

Istg clutterfunk is about to make me commit a tense1983

[pulsar spindle]

I mean there is windows

[vernal loom]

L

[void kelp]

I love the taste of men in my mouth too

[simple sage]

Johnny Johnson#5065 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vernal loom]

I-

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[vernal loom]

blood

[pulsar spindle]

I hate this damn table my grandpa has, made from a tree stump, called the leg taker

Its name is what it does best

[void kelp]

I'm not into cbt

[void kelp]

wdym, that sounds cool af

but if thats what you do idrc

[pulsar spindle]

It looks cool yeah, until it makes a belt sized gash into your leg

[void kelp]

just dont walk into it

[high sail]

WOAH same

[pulsar spindle]

I'll try?

[void kelp]

Im not seeing something right

ah little end table thing milled lumber, yeah that's an awkward height and size, i feel ya. should be in a different spot

[high sail]

Id take it and hit You over the head with it

[void kelp]

Ugly ass mf table

[pulsar spindle]

The thing weighs about 350 pounds

My grandpa tried convincing me to take it, yeah I'm not

[void kelp]

old wood shit based

[void kelp]

It looks ugly ASF

[simple sage]

acister#6048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

ill show you ugly

[pulsar spindle]

If I say I'm in the hospital you all know why

[void kelp]

I already know what that looks like I've seen your mom

OWWWWNEEEEED

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so a light turned on just now and I know my grandpa is asleep lmao

[void kelp]

she in the ground prob ugly af tbh but her decomposing is honestly better than whatever you'll pull in your lifetime

[void kelp]

yrweweriower wefranwsennnneedD!!!!!!!!

[vernal loom]

I-

Ok bye

[void kelp]

I feel like I need MLG sound effects

lol im on one rn, didn't sleep and just messaged wolf back to die

after he warned me

[pulsar spindle]

What

[void kelp]

the table is nice but put it in another spot

[pulsar spindle]

I cannot move it

My scrawny ass can't lift yet

[void kelp]

hit the gym

I am going to make ais of all of you and do unspeakable things and see what happens

[pulsar spindle]

I am not going to hell (planet fitness)

[void kelp]

it's not that bad, that's where i shower because i dont have running water

[pulsar spindle]

What the hell

I just lift a 76mm naval shell i have rn

Since nobody is buying it off my ebay I can still lift it for now

[void kelp]

good use of resources

[void kelp]

What are you going to do with that

[pulsar spindle]

I actually got a email about it but the guy is in New York

[pulsar spindle]

I'm trying to sell it rn

[void kelp]

Bro, who's going to buy that

[pulsar spindle]

Some guy in New York apparently

[void kelp]

people buy anything, capitalism 101

[void kelp]

Oh wait I just thought of why you would want to buy it

[pulsar spindle]

He messaged me asking if I still had it, i told him yeah but its only local pickup because I cant ship it

Its a damn world War 2 era shell and storage case 1941-2 dated

I got it from a neighbor who was moving out

[void kelp]

They didnt use it right?

[pulsar spindle]

Its a training shell

Reusable

If you wanna check it out I for some reason have my ebay linked to discord

[void kelp]

Well yeah its reusable but only for one person

[pulsar spindle]

I'm selling it because its been dropped on me too many times

Every time I open the door it falls and obliterates my feet

[void kelp]

why do you have it on top of your door

[pulsar spindle]

Its behind the door

[void kelp]

damn between that table and shell you probably shouldn't even be able to walk

[pulsar spindle]

I've been in the hospital 7 times for diabetes, like 17 or so for other shit

[void kelp]

Why would you put a big ass missile right there

damn take your insulin

or whatever it is dont spew nerd shit to me

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

I found waffles

[void kelp]

like in the freezer

[pulsar spindle]

In my hand

[void kelp]

i hope you are high or drunk

[pulsar spindle]

None of the above

[void kelp]

bro where did the waffles come from

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[void kelp]

wdym yeah

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah?

[void kelp]

go to the hospital

[pulsar spindle]

Can't make me

My bloodsugar is fine

[void kelp]

im going to 5150 you

[void kelp]

If I was diabetic I would simply just not be diabetic

[pulsar spindle]

Bruh

I literally don't have the organ needed to produce insulin you flat headed bozo

Momma throw you into the washing machine

[void kelp]

skill issue

[void kelp]

than get it

[pulsar spindle]

Nah

[void kelp]

fr update your shit

[pulsar spindle]

The government considers me a disabled, so I get money from them and I get to park in those parking spots

[void kelp]

based

[void kelp]

Then they get even more when you buy your insulin

[pulsar spindle]

I don't pay

Insurance helps a ton

[void kelp]

yeah im on medicaid and get free meds

Yk ngl I think the reason so much of humanity is all fcked up medically is because we have empathy

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[simple sage]

acister#6048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

cant say shit ty but can say shit good one wolf

go back to school idiot

[pulsar spindle]

I literally just blanked out and stared at the skylight

[whole fractal]

Hello, guys.

[blissful obsidian]

What is it?

[pulsar spindle]

Bruh

[void kelp]

that looks not very appealing but god bless

[small ice]

Hot dog

[blissful obsidian]

Lmao

[nocturne iron]

Eggo waffles

[nocturne iron]

I prefer the chocolate chip eggo waffle with butter

[inland kelp]

What's that creepy as heck light in the background?
Also goddamnit i'm hungry now

[granite tangle]

baby croc

[shy narwhal]

Eat

[inland kelp]

I've never heard of such thing

[sharp ferry]

I've never heard of an item called "Eat"

[void kelp]

woof woof
bark bark

[teal oracle]

literally me

[ripe merlin]

literally me

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcYwisP1x00

[ripe merlin]

Cat posting time!!!

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-sleeping-cute-gif-18816974

[gray jetty]

Wow

[formal blade]

i have captured abject horror with my camera the other day

[pearl wraith]

Wanna elaborate?

[formal blade]

sure thing :D

i wont show the rest of the image
as those are fursuiters LMAo

[cinder crag]

what

[formal blade]

Furries :D

[pearl wraith]

WTF

[formal blade]

yeah apparently some were out in the city i was passing

[pulsar spindle]

The kid knows

[formal blade]

the kid fears

[whole fractal]

https://imgur.com/2wvcDll

[cinder crag]

the kid.. the kid.. the kid.. the kid..

[teal oracle]

Real

[teal oracle]

Nice kitty

[rough patio]

i know right

[polar prairie]

going to find cherokee :D

[teal oracle]

Where did you get them

[cinder crag]

send cherokee

[rough patio]

from familee

[teal oracle]

What is their name

[vital remnant]

@teal oracle this u?

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077039257945907270/1088981779970531348/speed.gif

[teal oracle]

Not real

What even is that gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1109845821077323827/dU82ugT4BocEimPV2IDs.564x480.mp4

[sharp moss]

Real

[lament zealot]

"by a women"

[carmine forge]

women(singular)

[cinder crag]

wow thats crazy

[polar prairie]

it took me this long to realize this was wrong chat 😭😭

[cinder crag]

well are you gonna send him

[ripe merlin]

Me the second I wake up

[polar prairie]

he is not here :(

[cinder crag]

damn

[polar prairie]

i’ll keep checking for him

someone must have let him out yesterday afternoon and then it started raining so i think he went into the woods

[neon vale]

war thunder economy update

[shy narwhal]

bleed more

[neon vale]

i stopped playing years ago

[shy narwhal]

same

[neon vale]

i had SL problems way before 2021

i was going to get back into it but not before they revert these changes 💀

[neon vale]

repair costs are now higher than won match gains

[shy narwhal]

research time is infinite too

[neon vale]

so the only way to buy vehicles is to have premium or spend money

[shy narwhal]

exactly

[neon vale]

i would be fine with that if i could actually buy the vehicles now

this new update screwwed a lot of people

the game was fine a month ago

[shy narwhal]

game wasn't fine since 2018

[neon vale]

i beg to differ

if the game was bad after new power, then it has always been bad

[shy narwhal]

it just kept getting worse until the point the community finally realized they were getting scammed

[neon vale]

the community has always been getting scammed

it had that stigma even back then

i still like the game though
if they revert the eco changes ill come back to sealclub new players

[bitter hearth]

Havent even got to play it

I hear its a pay win or take 15 years off your life grinding

[neon vale]

it is, but it was still fun

playing with a full squad of 4 friends changes the game entirely

[bitter hearth]

It would be with friends

[neon vale]

it goes from being boring to being a sealclubbing festival

[shy narwhal]

no

[neon vale]

ive been reading that WoT is just as bad in grind

[neon vale]

yes

[shy narwhal]

wt sucks even with friends

[neon vale]

wt is amazing with friends

thats why ive been getting back into it last month

[bitter hearth]

Wot is also fun with friends

[shy narwhal]

get scammed

[neon vale]

dont care
cry harder that you have to grind more than me

[bitter hearth]

Tbh everything is fun with friends

[cinder crag]

[cinder crag]

well

within limits

[neon vale]

everything is fun with friends as long as its engaging

sometimes i find baro super boring because the captain and security gets to do all the fun stuff and i have to stay behind watching the sub

[lusty onyx]

mechanic is pain

[cinder crag]

cut off your hands

[bitter hearth]

Fugg the sub, im coming with

I usualy play all classes, my favs are cap, electrican and mechanic

[neon vale]

im a big fan of engie

[bitter hearth]

You know that when you manually control the reactor you get more power than auto?

[granite tangle]

got myself pne of these

[small ice]

money counter

[bitter hearth]

Oh an old camera

[granite tangle]

the bottom part actually opens up, that's where you put the film

film packs are expensive as hell tho

[cinder crag]

now you can take pictures of things in the past

[granite tangle]

it costs about 18 euros for 8 pictures

[candid cloud]

This game is fire.

[inland kelp]

Man I wonder if I can run SoC on that

[woven blade]

| dg|

| ith |

[ripe merlin]

@coarse rapids what's there to not understand #🤨┃stalker_memes

[ripe merlin]

Novice is harder cuz every enemy is a bullet sponge

[neon vale]

that is a hoax

[coarse rapids]

enemy resistance isnt modulated based opn difficulty

[ripe merlin]

On master it's like you're thanos

[neon vale]

its not true

i played master anyway on all 3 games because i wanted to

[ripe merlin]

2 of you are sent by CIA to shut me up

[neon vale]

the whole "novice enemies are bulletsponges" hoax is the most successful troll ive ever seen anyone do

[ripe merlin]

But it's real

[neon vale]

they convinced nearly an entire community to play a game on its hardest diff

[neon vale]

its not real

enemies are bullet sponges on master

damage scaling is not universal

[ripe merlin]

Ur using makarov prob

I played on novice and stalker difficulty, it's harder to kill enemies there then in master

[neon vale]

i was using ASVAL

[ripe merlin]

One YouTuber played on novice and it took 5 sawed off shots to kill a soldier on close-mid range

[neon vale]

thats true for any diff
that happens to me all the time on master

[ripe merlin]

You're drunk

[neon vale]

very rarely does 2 shotgun blasts actually kill

you're retarded

[ripe merlin]

You aim for feet

[coarse rapids]

@ripe merlin@neon vale

the 2 big myths is taht the higher the difficulty the less health an enemy has and that your bullets disapear
both untrue

[neon vale]

ive always seen it to be the opposite

the game actually does get harder on master

for the opposite to be true, would be too backwards
even for GSC

[carmine forge]

it only gets hard when you have a skill issue

[ripe merlin]

Fake, you made it in 3 minutes

CIA won't stop me from my beliefs

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/shootmania-shootmania-storm-fortnite-bts-gif-27040839

[void kelp]

Anyone know a mod or command I could use to make myself only die in one hit in soc?

[tight ether]

hi

[nocturne iron]

Hi

[candid cloud]

Ну привіт.

[delicate willow]

Wrong, novice enemies are bulletsponges

Only Monolith and military are bulletsponges on master

[vital remnant]

stg

finding a cheap stick welder is hard af

😭

[dense star]

Guys what do you think of Stalker SGM 2.2?

[tight ether]

i never got past the intro so no opinion

[noble elk]

Great

[dense star]

what this mod does?

[noble elk]

Basically Cop but extended

New quest and story lines etc

[dense star]

Even when I get to the Call of Pripyat maps
is there still new quests and story lines?

[tight ether]

yea

[noble elk]

Yup

[dense star]

nice I'm gonna try it out
after finishing Oblivion Lost Remake

[tight ether]

trheres a gunslinger version

[cinder crag]

i haven't really modded in a while

[dense star]

that what I wanted to say

[cinder crag]

vasim recommended me The Legend Returns

[noble elk]

Mid

[cinder crag]

really?

[noble elk]

How about you start modding all over the place ?

[cinder crag]

what?

[noble elk]

Didint like it that much

[cinder crag]

its a freeplay mod so maybe its boring

[noble elk]

It’s kind of unique in its own matter

Like it has a unique mini plot for every faction

[cinder crag]

oh thats cool

[tight ether]

theres a new version being worked in thats greatly expanded. id just wait for that

[cinder crag]

i mean why not play the original. it doesn't cost me anything

[dense star]

@noble elk when I watched some videos
I can see both Old Models with HD Models

[noble elk]

Depends on the version

[dense star]

2.2

[noble elk]

There’s like 10 2.2s

[dense star]

what is the best one?

[noble elk]

I enjoyed lost soul the most

[dense star]

what all the 10 versions?

[noble elk]

You can go for gunslinger if you want to

[dense star]

what the differents between all of those?

[noble elk]

They’re different

Mostly minor changes , but there’s a few big ones

[dense star]

does Lost soul without the HD models

?

[dense star]

like what?

[noble elk]

No HD models thankfully

[dense star]

can you send me that with the gunslinger?

[noble elk]

Send what ?

[noble elk]

Weapon , graphics changes , adds some addons made by fans etc

[dense star]

the Lost Soul with Gunslinger

[noble elk]

💀

That’s literally 2 different mod packs

It’s either lost soul or gunslinger

[dense star]

oh ok

is there a way to play without the HD Models but having Gunslinger?

[noble elk]

They neither have HD models

Are you reading my replies bro ?

[dense star]

sorry

can you just send me that Gunslinger version?

thanks

[noble elk]

I would , but I play mods on rus

Try looking on modb

[dense star]

the mod
https://ap-pro.ru/forums/topic/1739-sgm-22-gunslinger-mod
translation
https://www.mediafire.com/file/n8q2jhbbyiahqub/file

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1065674091169841172/1078990108717498449/image0-9.gif

[cinder crag]

air-istotle

[cinder crag]

what did you say

[void kelp]

greetings stalkers

[cinder crag]

the stranger

this guy is a stranger

[dense star]

🔑 s

exactly like that

[dense star]

hi

[dense star]

but I didn't really meant that
it's like saying f*ck you

[void kelp]

know will I be kicked if I play anomaly but ive played the original trilogy?

[dense star]

anomaly is a great mod
but there some useless stuff like cooking and crafting and ect
even on the highest difficulty
but anomaly have more replay ability
you can't play the originals over and over again to much
but it's stupid to not play the originals
the originals are better than anomaly but there is less replay ability

[neon vale]

you wont be kicked
you will be clowned on if you say its better than trilogy though

[void kelp]

ive played the original trilogy

[dense star]

nice

[neon vale]

damn nobody on GSC is online
i dont think ive ever seen that

[dense star]

but I talk about vanilla anomaly not GAMMA / EFP

I hate those

[neon vale]

yeah
you will be clowned on for playing GAMMA

[void kelp]

I play modded anomaly not gamma

[simple sage]

TheStranger#1921 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dense star]

I was too

[neon vale]

as long as it isnt GAMMA im fine with it

[dense star]

I used my own modpack

[void kelp]

SAMEE

[native grotto]

why do you guys not like playing with a bit of gamma radiation, it never hurted anyone right?

[neon vale]

i just download whatever i think is funny from moddb

[dense star]

but there is simplify mods for repairing and crafting

[neon vale]

it has potential
ever seen a GRB in action

[void kelp]

mhm

[neon vale]

those things are scary

[dense star]

now repairing and crafting are very simple and have a use

[neon vale]

i dont mod either because i dont understand them at all

i just click the repair button whenever i am able to

[dense star]

you know try to GAMMA realistic
and focus a lot on crafting
but you can clean your gun with water
instead of weapon oil

like that's so stupid

[native grotto]

why so, dont we all love edging the demon core a little. Ain't it fun when the Geiger goes tick. Dare i say, it aint good, it aint bad

[neon vale]

GRBs will kill us all

[dense star]

I just let the technician do the all the stuff

[neon vale]

black holes are already scary without them

[native grotto]

why dont you like getting spaghettified?

my favourite pass time

[neon vale]

GRB 221009A

The bright rings form as a result of X-rays scattered from otherwise unobservable dust layers within our galaxy that lie in the direction of the burst.

[native grotto]

look, its looking at us, we shall bow and pray for the gamma gods

[native grotto]

this... this has to be the most effective marketing i have ever seen

[dense star]

fr

[dense star]

I love this video

[lament zealot]

heres a clip I took

[native grotto]

i will send this to my friend, he would enjoy this way too much

[dense star]

nice

[lament zealot]

(we were getting DESTROYED)

[native grotto]

ballin

[neon vale]

especially Quasars and Blazars

[native grotto]

i wonder what would happen if it hit earth

[pulsar spindle]

I hate children

[native grotto]

based

[neon vale]

it would evaporate the ozone layer immediately

[native grotto]

thank god

[neon vale]

a GRB is 100 times worse than a CME

[pulsar spindle]

Nerd talk

[neon vale]

and a single large CME could have the potential to slow humanity to a halt

[native grotto]

says the ecologist aye

[pulsar spindle]

Just got off work

Literally braindead

[native grotto]

i have work in 3 hours

[pulsar spindle]

I worked a 5 hour shift

[dense star]

is there a story mod for the ecologists?

[native grotto]

would be cool

[pulsar spindle]

How much sex have you defended

[native grotto]

from the legends they defended at least 1

[dense star]

none I offend

[pulsar spindle]

Good

Keep doing gods work

[dense star]

thanks

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/sg3NAdOYp8Q?t=139

[pulsar spindle]

Bruh

Like I know what it means

[native grotto]

yoo, thats some good RGB

[neon vale]

look up what CMEs are

like the carrington event

[pulsar spindle]

Rn I'm eating

[neon vale]

even better

science videos are good eating videos

[native grotto]

what u eating?

[pulsar spindle]

Breadsticks

[native grotto]

epic

[pulsar spindle]

Gonna get a salad rn

Since I'm a employee the buffet is only 3 bucks for me

And I don't work on my birthday so I'm stoked

[native grotto]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-bt7274-titanfall-gif-14796563

[pulsar spindle]

If I have to ever work on my birthday someone is dying

[native grotto]

may i recommend the dipping ice in the deep frier (don't)

[pulsar spindle]

I swear to god if one more damn kid starts fortnite dancing imma do something that will get me fired

[void kelp]

it's just a game and kids, probably shouldn't hurt children over playing a game

[native grotto]

kids are annoying as hell tho, they keep making me clean the floors with their dubious grip on reality and dropping trash and soda everywhere

[cinder crag]

huh

what does that mean

[native grotto]

idk

[cinder crag]

throw a bag of ice into the frier at a mcdonalds and run

[native grotto]

an act of love for all the minimum wage workers

[pulsar spindle]

I make pizzas

[cinder crag]

i was tempted in doing that when i left pizza hut

[pulsar spindle]

The fryers are in prep, I'm kitchen 1

[native grotto]

i make burgers, and the deep friers are on the way to the ice machine

i can speed run that stuff

[pulsar spindle]

I despise whoever eats the spicy peanut butter pizza

[cinder crag]

for Freddy Fazbear's

[native grotto]

wait what

[cinder crag]

spicy peanut butter?

[pulsar spindle]

You heard me

[cinder crag]

the hell is that

[native grotto]

the italian side of my family hurts

https://tenor.com/view/kratos-gif-22184151

[pulsar spindle]

Its a pizza with, peanut butter sauce, regular pizza sauce, pepperoni, a single jalapeño in the middle, and after its done cooking and cut, you put a while peanut with shell on each slice

[cinder crag]

why would you want peanut butter to be spicy

[cinder crag]

a single jalapeño.

thats not spicy.

[native grotto]

it is for white people

[cinder crag]

im white

no wait im mexican

must keep the gaslight lit

[native grotto]

i am Brazilian

[cinder crag]

banned

[native grotto]

noooo

[cinder crag]

take your portigoose out of here

[native grotto]

i must go back to brazil my universe calls for me

[pulsar spindle]

This shit

[native grotto]

shame its in spanish

[native grotto]

hey, what wrong with geese that speak portigoose

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so I haven't tried the barbecue chicken pizza, sounds normal and kinda good rn

[native grotto]

god is dead

[pulsar spindle]

And I have to make them

[native grotto]

you killed god

[pulsar spindle]

Those godforsaken pizzas

[native grotto]

you are one step away from being kratos

[pulsar spindle]

Thank god today I haven't made one

[native grotto]

you should put a bomb on each one of those pizzas

they dont deserve to have such heresy

[pulsar spindle]

Hmm

Maybe I'll spike them

[native grotto]

may i suggest plutonium

[native grotto]

wait thats Portugal, the people who colonised us

[pulsar spindle]

W

[native grotto]

the reason why my country is so screwed up is because of them, i shall explode in protest

we must ignore the severe poor choices we did during the years, but i shall blame them

[gray jetty]

gentlemen

[native grotto]

gentleman

[gray jetty]

any of you lads skilled with audio editing

[native grotto]

i wish i was hahaha

handsome jack is so powerful that they are part of 2 factions at once

[gray jetty]

Napalm does it for yah "So powerful it's kind of ridiculous"

[cinder crag]

JACK

man i love this guy

[native grotto]

i feel like you should continue to spread your influence, until you can unite all of them under your rein

[gray jetty]

would be fitting

[cinder crag]

jac k ignored me

[gray jetty]

im doing over time for monday

im gonna go scrap tape off floors

[cinder crag]

jack you're invited to my birthday party

[gray jetty]

then i can really feel like a labor slave

[native grotto]

ballin, sounds like fun

[neon vale]

what coutnry

[cinder crag]

what

[native grotto]

the portuguese

[cinder crag]

penguan speaking alien

[neon vale]

i mean what coutbhryy got screwed by the portuguese

[native grotto]

its just the radiation inflicting damage to the neurons

[cinder crag]

every.

[neon vale]

real

[native grotto]

fr

[cinder crag]

but like

[native grotto]

on this case Brazil

[cinder crag]

who's coming to arizona for my birthday

[neon vale]

another brazilian?

[native grotto]

yes

[neon vale]

huh

english isnt as chopped as sylky's was

[gray jetty]

pay for my ticket and ill show up

but we better have a lan party

[neon vale]

the duality of man

[gray jetty]

and if you try to steal my lan party machine

ill pull out all your fucken teeth

[cinder crag]

nonnegotiable

[native grotto]

i was lucky enough to immigrate

[neon vale]

explains a bit

sylky is still in sao paolo

[gray jetty]

he ghosted me too

[native grotto]

terrible cable management pull it out (removes your nervous system)

[native grotto]

hey thats the state where i used to live

[neon vale]

who, sylky?

[gray jetty]

aye

[neon vale]

makes sense

[gray jetty]

i had business with that man

[neon vale]

i know he had some issues with the way you treated waifu

[cinder crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1030592055862378568/1109932436177035304/345501444_6185845124862256_165503479912289769_n.mp4

[cinder crag]

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/cursedchat-cursedchat-gmod-cc-gmod-cc-gmod-cc-gif-21857695

[native grotto]

is it cracker jack cuz of all the crack or the fact you crush peoples skulls with your bare hands?

[cinder crag]

teah

yeah he did that to me

[gray jetty]

play on words off the flavor of cheese

[neon vale]

4 في

[cinder crag]

im available btw. cs?

i was busy with me family

[cinder crag]

cracker jack is a snack

[native grotto]

i see... cheese

[cinder crag]

not a cheese

[native grotto]

a

[neon vale]

sure

[native grotto]

ok good to know

[gray jetty]

idc about the beef that man offered to help me solve a problem and god damn it i wanted that problem solved

[cinder crag]

true

[gray jetty]

pretty fucken big problem for me

[cinder crag]

@neon vale hop on vc cuh

[gray jetty]

Mans offered to fix the quantum 3d x24 drivers

in my house he was a saint

a god among men

[neon vale]

he says your ways of solving the waifu problem were less than honorable though

[gray jetty]

i guess

idk i guess a lot of people don't see business the way i do

dudes super annoying so i don't like him

i wont ban him as that is not the right thing to do as hes not done anything to warrant a ban but i still don't like him

[native grotto]

man that seem like some raw stake out here in the open

[gray jetty]

like maybe if i actually got payed

[void kelp]

LETS FUKING GOOOOOOOOOO

[gray jetty]

but as far as im concerned im just here to keep you boys from posting porn gore scams and the like

[void kelp]

clitterfunk is over

[native grotto]

ballin

[gray jetty]

as long as you not condemning anyone to die

in my book

i don't got a problem for the most part

[sharp ferry]

Cheeze Itz are bad

[gray jetty]

i respect it

[native grotto]

epic, good mod, seem like they enjoy fun

[sharp ferry]

Thank you for understanding

First time i see a moderator that respects people's opinion

[gray jetty]

we got no game to talk about so why bully people into submission just for the fun of it

[native grotto]

how dare you

[sharp ferry]

Shut up wishterchserschier sauce

[native grotto]

man i am quite exited for stalker 2

[native grotto]

based

people call me that irl as well

[sharp ferry]

I am excited to watch people play S2

[native grotto]

my name is pretty close to my discord one haha

[sharp ferry]

Winhelm

[native grotto]

same

[sharp ferry]

My laptop can't run new gen games

[native grotto]

how unhinged are you todd

[gray jetty]

I get more excited on a regular basis about shit dead companies dead before i was even born then most modern games lol

[sharp ferry]

Enough to see an 8ft tall pale skinned person at the corner of my eye

[native grotto]

i just got a new pc, mine broke after about 12 years of hard work

[sharp ferry]

My laptop is crying when i try to run skyrim

It runs yes, but it's laggy

[native grotto]

fell ya man, that was my old pc

take like 10 min to load the boot

[sharp ferry]

Even laggier when in an enclosed space like the thieves guild

[native grotto]

oof

alright i gtg have stuff to do, cya fellas

[sharp ferry]

Alright

[gray jetty]

im going in on a monday to strap tape man...

Ill get like

idk

lets do the math

[void kelp]

anyone play you are empty before other than krezzen

[gray jetty]

351 dollars ish before tax

for 9 hours work

not bad not bad

think that will make my next check my first ever 1k dollar check ever

[void kelp]

richy rich over here

[gray jetty]

hardly

im not even making 100k a year if i made 1k every week

[void kelp]

money be dumb

[gray jetty]

if i had enough of it id be able to make my wildest dreams come true

and answer the question no one has ever been rich enough or crazy enough to answer

[restive pivot]

@sharp ferry It's somewhere around here

[gray jetty]

the answers to these questions are totally meaningless beyond bragging rights but i still would want to spend like 7k dollars to do it if i could

[void kelp]

i could use more but dont like it, i do wish i could have enough money to not be in this country oh well

at least i live in a cabin with no running water

[gray jetty]

id spend the 2k dollars it would cost to get my self the real napalm chips

the premium stuff

355-0026-320

id do just about anything for 4 of those chips

[void kelp]

Replay of my clutterfunk run(took me 1800 attempts) @cinder crag @neon vale @languid dock

[gray jetty]

the other chips

i only know one man who has em

dudes a legend

[void kelp]

idc about ur chips british cheeze it

[gray jetty]

can fix anythign

[cinder crag]

cool!

im so proud of you!!!!!!!!!!

[gray jetty]

he got the premium stock of the 250mhz sdr memory chips

[gray jetty]

trust me no one does

[cinder crag]

i would be even more proud if you got off that game

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-spin-azumanga-gif-26496058

[gray jetty]

i need you to tell me man

what am i missing

[void kelp]

This is like 3 days of playing the same level

[gray jetty]

what place have i not looked

[void kelp]

to complete it

maybe 2.5 because I started playing it the same day as beat xstep

[gray jetty]

i feel like ive looked everywhere i can think of and yet i have this feeling that ive just not found it yet

[languid dock]

https://tenor.com/view/pout-christian-bale-american-psycho-kissy-face-nod-gif-4860124

Noice. Next level should be much easier

[void kelp]

It seems pretty easy so far

just a lot of spamming my mouse

[languid dock]

And Electroman Adventures is quite easy too, by the way

[void kelp]

I heard its the best level

[void kelp]

Did they put easier levels just before clubstep to deliberately make clubstep seem even harder when I get to that?

[languid dock]

It is at some point but, that was not on purpose because new levels were added by the time, and no one changed the subsequence of them

[languid dock]

Oh yes, it has a funny song

But it is not the best for me, Geometrical Dominator is my favorite

[void kelp]

Oh I really dont like the ending wheel part for theory of everything

That is going to 100% make me have a stroke at 90%

[void kelp]

The part where I have to change direction mid portal really fcks with me

oh wait I just remember I can just spam click it

[silk quarry]

mids

[void kelp]

How bored

do you have to be to scroll all the way to back to the 4th

[languid dock]

That ball part is actually easy, just 3 clicks and done

[void kelp]

@tiny dew playing weird stalker half-life pathologic jank game

[sharp ferry]

Looks cool

Kinda has that original wolfenstein vibe to it

[void kelp]

honestly it's weirdly playable so far but makes me feel insane in a way i cant put my finger on

you are empty is what it's called

[sharp ferry]

Alright

How much does it cost

[void kelp]

it's free abandonware and has some more recent patches that do some qol stuff but it runs weirdly fine, the physics are also weirdly good for an old janky game

honestly i love weird old games also you should check out g-string @tiny dew if you like weird off games that are good at atmosphere

[sharp ferry]

By the looks of it, it has that Sort of cry of fear atmosphere

[void kelp]

don't lnow that one but just looked it up, looks interesting

[sharp ferry]

It's a 2009 game made by several swedish guys

It's free on steam

[void kelp]

yeah i peeped it a bit, seems fun or worth checking the vibe

i appreciate weird free / indie / abandonware games that didn't get enough attention

damn still no gsc on

[sharp ferry]

It runs on the same engine as and gmod

But it's an older version of the engine so it might have some problems with new gen pc's

[void kelp]

isn't gmod source? or is it a modified version

[sharp ferry]

I don't i forgot it's SourceGold something

But it's an older version if i remember

[void kelp]

im not at home where my pc and playing weird old games on my macbook running windows, probably is fine

[tiny dew]

Yes-yes

If you play You Are Empty, you are chock full of proper russian game vibes

[void kelp]

im weirdly into it, like for how weird/jank it is, it's actually paced pretty well (obv hl inspo)

the atmosphere reminds of soviet hl2 beta which is a good thing

i guess you are empty was dev'ed by ukranians?

[void kelp]

the hl2 beta was based on the us the hl2 retail was based on soviet

[void kelp]

errr, it wasn't soviet when the combine took it over but i'm talking about the vibes and aesthetic

like this game im playing has the industrial / dark vibes of hl2 beta but it's literally in a soviet apocalypse situation

[void kelp]

You meant the location

correct

it is based on somewhere in ukraine

i was literally talking about aesthetic and also most people think it's bulgaria

but literally geo aside, im talking about aesthetic

specifically it uses actual locations from Sofia and Bourgas in Bulgaria

(hl2 retail)

[void kelp]

Yeah it uses several

just somewhere eastern europe

but hl2 beta was based off of us cities

eh okay i know i know but that's not what I was saying about this game

it takes place in a soviet apocalypse and the industrial gritty shit made me think of hl2 beta (location aside)

peep the game, you are empty

also a great name for a game

[ripe merlin]

Catposting time!!!!

[sharp ferry]

CAMOUFLAGE DOG

[void kelp]

lol he does get that a lot, and ive mostly in rural areas since having him and he is indeed camo

[sharp ferry]

He's doing his best trying to blend in with the scenery

[void kelp]

closer up less camo but still kind of camo

[sharp ferry]

Cute dog

[void kelp]

he is my bff fr and a cute one for sure

[sharp ferry]

I'm more of a cat person but dogs are true friends at home

[void kelp]

im the opposite - more of a dog person but think cats are more involved or something at home, i guess depending on the cat/dog

[sharp ferry]

Cats are for affection only

[void kelp]

my bro just kind of chills unless there's a few people hanging out (then he shows off doing toy stuff) or outside he definitely rocks

travelled with him and been all over the place living in weird situations and he loves it

[sharp ferry]

I took my cat out for a walk sometimes she's more of an outside cat

[void kelp]

outside/inside cats are based, i live on some land with people who have a cat that comes over and is awesome and helps me with mice

[earnest escarp]

My neighbors kot

[void kelp]

my neighbors cat (that I live with)

[small ice]

kot posting

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027721720821456936/1054948843206234183/2681C461-C21B-4FEE-A153-A58F19A9FAFD.gif

[whole fractal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1009139318671015947/1043263378283581440/GIF-221116_170304.gif

Hello guys, meow-meow (*^ω^)

[teal oracle]

Love cat

[whole fractal]

Yes, I love cats.

[ripe merlin]

How much do you pay rent to the neighbours cat

[void kelp]

one more pf the neighbors cat that i live with

[whole fractal]

Nice cat

[ripe merlin]

Cozy cat

[sharp ferry]

My friend's cat

[sharp ferry]

Cute

[sharp ferry]

Postal dude?

[void kelp]

Which is your favorite half life game?

2

[sharp ferry]

The first one

Funny microwave

[void kelp]

Funny can

[sharp ferry]

We do a little terrorism on a fellow coworker

[void kelp]

True that, there is no friendly fire in hl2 unfortunately.

[sharp ferry]

I love killing random scientists

[void kelp]

in irl?

[void kelp]

Mine is of

[granite tangle]

hl1 on ps2 was so fire

playing the head 2 head mode with my siblings

coop decay

good times

[void kelp]

i still have never played (or at least all the way) half-life decay, been wanting to play it on sven or something with another person as intended

[sharp ferry]

First time i play hl1 i rage quit and refused to play it again because i got confused

[void kelp]

hl is great

[sharp ferry]

It was the part where there's a pit with radioactive waste at the bottom

I was really confused to the point i deleted it

But i downloaded it again after several years

[void kelp]

definitely worth playing or at least black mesa

[sharp ferry]

I hate working as a hotel room service

[void kelp]

you get tips?

[sharp ferry]

Hell no

We don't do tips here, it's not mandatory but you can leave a tip for someone working

[void kelp]

so sometimes people tip?

[sharp ferry]

I haven't gotten one yet

Then again i work part time so don't get paid much

[pulsar spindle]

Same

I work like 12 hours a week at least

I've only gotten one tip and it was like 20 cents

[urban nebula]

hello

i am a good citizen

@rough patio are you a good friend

[rough patio]

real

[urban nebula]

and a good citizen

[ebon copper]

No you can't use water to clean a gun. The idea is more that some items give you a small boost to gun cleaning when using a cleaning kit.

Also gamma focus isn't realism... I introduced Sin with anomalous shields slowing down bullets and ISG dodging bullets using artefacts so you know... realism isn't the focus here, survival, progression and risk/reward is the focus

[small ice]

meanwhile in rdr2 walking through water/swimming ruins your revolver

[tiny dew]

Hello
Krezzinov here, I am looking for Sokolov, know Sokolov?

Sokolov, you crazy bustard, where are you...

https://tenor.com/view/mr-robot-korku-scared-wtf-shock-gif-19927110

I might be getting crazy for real

Sitting here, laughing like a psycho

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-20097302

[bitter hearth]

Oof, i got 6 hours of work

[void kelp]

DO NOT EAT SILICA GEL

[inland kelp]

Bullshot, i eat it every day with some nice vodka and went to the hospital twice, is very safe to drink it 8/10

[vagrant grail]

These Squirrels using hacks

[rough patio]

wuh

da shit ye talkin bout

Father Krezzin

[shy narwhal]

So true

[coarse rapids]

Schizo hours

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mirage-schizophrenia-i-forgor-bamboozle-apex-legends-gif-23170659

[nocturne iron]

Hey guys whats up

[candid cloud]

Nothing, I guess.

[bitter hearth]

When you finish factorio in a week but then the dream stops and you wake up in a yellow space plane crashing (factorio never ends)

[cinder crag]

guh the ceiling

[tiny dew]

https://stalker.fandom.com/wiki/Sokolov

Looks familiar

Ye?

[rough patio]

i know sokolov but why you bringing him up

[tiny dew]

Just keep playing Spintires, mate

This topic is deeper than the AP underground

Hit the mud

[cinder crag]

shoot him

[bitter hearth]

Steal his soda

[delicate willow]

SODA!

[cinder crag]

obamna

[void kelp]

Jesse

[candid cloud]

We need to cook some weird stuff.

[void kelp]

Business

[teal oracle]

Blast from the past

[lament zealot]

https://youtu.be/5L6RhqoaBis

Stalker 2 physical preorder letter should include a lipstick kiss from ONE (randomly selected) GSC employee

[delicate willow]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-gif-9320443

[candid cloud]

What the hell.

[teal oracle]

Perverted fantasies from quartz

[cinder crag]

guh

[full grail]

wait Jack should send this

[cinder crag]

why

what

[gray jetty]

Oi

[coarse rapids]

New shade of red?

[gray jetty]

Perhaps?

[coarse rapids]

Btw new metal slug-like game
https://vxtwitter.com/Division6Tank/status/1660594639433285632?s=20

[gray jetty]

Looks pretty neat

So apparently like 10 people said they would come scrap up tape

So far only me my mate and one other dude showed up

[coarse rapids]

What os acrap up tape

[gray jetty]

So they have tape on the floors

Which is used to divide the floor into sections and walk ways

As you can imagine

Moving heavy machines over it destroys it

So every few weeks it must be relayed down

So they told us we could come in for over time@

And scrape it all up