💬┃en_offtop

[old stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/n2hyWklbPIU?feature=share

[old stone]

Open in browser and zoom in to read

[bronze oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/932360691640311838/1107068839746883705/069019864ce342da83e9d2bdf0ee7592_318633074_626436252613456_7517784281122160027_n.mp4

[sharp moss]

https://youtu.be/kraO46xV3Ww?t=128 try this instead then

[inland kelp]

Men using 0,1% of their brain:

[delicate willow]

Lucky blastard, I wish I could get an AK in this damn country

Closest option here is a Chinese Type 81

[rough patio]

bruh💀

why??

[sharp moss]

Ask God

[rough patio]

zeus is horny gain??

[teal oracle]

zeus is always horny

hes a serial rapist

[void kelp]

Got damn

Zamn*

[inland kelp]

I must not stick my duck in it

[teal oracle]

Mods pls don’t ban

[noble elk]

That’s incredible

Speaks volumes about our society

[sharp moss]

https://motor-fan.jp/weboption/article/94691/
Top Secret is selling a restomoded R32

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/sK19mBTuz00

[inland kelp]

More like Top Gear

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/2-v2_RMzQw0

[fervent isle]

hello, boys!

[dense star]

hi

[fervent isle]

how are you all?

[dense star]

look of what I send

and I'm fine

[fervent isle]

ok. glad to hear!

[high sail]

hai hai

[void kelp]

woud

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/NF1i07RyPa0

[void kelp]

just
why!?!?!?!

[pulsar spindle]

Its the modern generation, you can't comprehend what they think

[void kelp]

good point

[dense star]

wtf

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/zoomer-tide-pods-eating-snack-glasses-gif-16629132

[pulsar spindle]

Charzard

[dense star]

I want to

[simple sage]

Sex Defender#2119 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[dense star]

myself

what's wrong with people

[tiny dew]

You want to sexually harass yourself?

[void kelp]

jesus h christ, my sleep schedule likes to bite me in the ass

i've gotten less then 10-9 hours of sleep in the last two days

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/853019730091835432/1107300585037889658/document_5111833774635615744.mp4

i sleep about 6 hours per night on average

[void kelp]

oh no, that's my total amount for the last two days

so it's even less then you

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[void kelp]

its all joever...

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/862353927655653388/1098365390335250482/kxhn4sFwsCo.jpg

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677984131304652802/986823824374890566/043D6F4D-E035-43A9-9F50-3DE3325BFCE0.gif

[void kelp]

this is on such high levels of meta knowledge

[teal oracle]

bruuh

[dense star]

this
but it was a joke I didn't actually meant that

[inland kelp]

why would you f*ck GET You?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/me-when-me-when-i-fucking-get-you-funny-gif-24278585

[inland kelp]

Same thing for ya

[neon vale]

the feeling is mutual

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[neon vale]

real

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677984131304652802/986823824374890566/043D6F4D-E035-43A9-9F50-3DE3325BFCE0.gif

[neon vale]

i love this meme

[dense star]

thanks

[void kelp]

good meme

:)

[dense star]

thanks to you too

[neon vale]

is batman a furry

would he classify as one

[void kelp]

I thought this said bateman

[neon vale]

either or tbh

[sharp moss]

😭

[inland kelp]

He dont have enough money for a suit, ez

[dense star]

@void kelp do you understand what I mean?

[void kelp]

Yes i do. I also did not day that I don't like them but if you want to call yourself a true stalker fan, then playing the originals is the highest requirement.

[coarse rapids]

I should pin this,but I already pinnes the psychonauts meme yesterday hmmmmmmm

[teal oracle]

WORTH IT

ON SO MANY LEVELS

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1000739749759287297/1107358389023035522/Download_12.mp4

@long reef overhaul means the game is changed significantly from its original form

[long reef]

oh ok

thx

[neon vale]

np

[gray jetty]

Might be how it ends but probably with no Russians

[neon vale]

the polish should get all of germany 😎

[gray jetty]

They probably would

Those guys are angry

[gray jetty]

Did you hear a nuclear armed country is about to dissolve

[small ice]

Sure but not the eastern part tho

[neon vale]

paoladn

poland

[small ice]

i hate germobey

[gray jetty]

Germans are fine craftsmen would be a shame to lose them

[small ice]

bruh nvm💀

[gray jetty]

But even my mate who lives there tells me

The unrest be brewing

[neon vale]

elaborate

you cant just say "unrest" like we know

[gray jetty]

A lot of Germany’s really really do not like

All the migrants the government keeps letting in

The people tell them to stop and they just continue

[neon vale]

thats every EU country

[gray jetty]

Germany is extra bad

[neon vale]

britain

[gray jetty]

Britain will dissolve any day now

[neon vale]

good

not good

actually pretty bad

[small ice]

lithuania and us not tho

[gray jetty]

Both whales and Scotland want out

[small ice]

and by us i mean poland

remember the belarus border incident?
i would like to talk about it but i dont think im gonna elaborate so i dont get muted

[warped depot]

finally

[small ice]

heres hoping

[gray jetty]

Well If your from Poland hope you guys survive what ever happens Poland kinda vibes

[neon vale]

an independent scotland sounds like it would instantly have to rely entirely on the EU to even keep the economy afloat

[small ice]

yeah pretty much

wiped off the maps twice and even thrice yet we still return

[gray jetty]

But tbh if Poland is as angry as it seems I feel like you guys won’t be going down this time

[small ice]

poland looking at western europe be like: im surrounded by idiots...

real

[gray jetty]

I live in the USA

I know the people around me are stupid

[warped depot]

escape soon

[small ice]

bro i was typing for 5 straight minutes and decided to scrap my essay

[noble elk]

Based

[gray jetty]

Fr where I live it’s not quite California but I’m sure it will get there sooner or later

[valid jay]

very based

[rough quartz]

literally me ✊ 😔

[cinder crag]

i love america

who tf reacted with the liberia flag

you dumbass

it was Me lmao

the irony

[neon vale]

arizona?

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-scp-secret-labatory-mobile-task-force-server-is-up-gif-22809841

[gray jetty]

No Massachusetts

[cinder crag]

ermmm what the deuce

[small ice]

how the frick do you pronounce that

[neon vale]

tf you mean "almost california"
your state flat as hell

[cinder crag]

💀

[small ice]

its like benjamin franklin choked on a chicken bone

like seriously what

[cinder crag]

and you guys call americans stupid

[gray jetty]

He doesn’t know

[cinder crag]

aint no way 💀

[neon vale]

one of the larger towns in my state of wisconsin is named oconomowoc

[cinder crag]

massa chu setts

its literally written out for you

[small ice]

dude im central european we literally pronounce 🇳🇪 as the n word

[cinder crag]

"but im central european!" nah you're just retarded

[small ice]

jokes on u, i do indeed have autism

[neon vale]

and milwaukee

[cinder crag]

sounds about right

[neon vale]

and minneapolis

[cinder crag]

these are all easy to pronounce

[small ice]

what is with these names

[neon vale]

milwaukee residents pronounce it like dribblers
"miwaukee"

[small ice]

how are they english

[cinder crag]

you're trolling at this point

[neon vale]

they sort of arent
they are named by white people that want to sound indian

[small ice]

right

[cinder crag]

i understand like if its really complicated but these literally sound how they spell

you just cant read

[small ice]

i mean like everybody got their own language, dialect etc

[neon vale]

only town ive ever had issues with pronouncing here is Waunakee

and pewaukee

because i dont know if its pih-waukee or pee-waukee

[cinder crag]

oh dont start with that you were just making fun of it

"people are different bro"

[small ice]

ofcourse i was

[neon vale]

wisconsin names are wack

[cinder crag]

europeans trying to one-up americans and realizing they're just as retarded is hilarious

[neon vale]

gays mills, boaz, superior, racine, baraboo, etc.

[small ice]

internet

is a loveable place

[cinder crag]

those names are just silly

wrong reply

[cinder crag]

those names are just silly

[small ice]

those names do sound silly to me as an european so ofcourse i have to make fun of it

[neon vale]

entire councils sat down to name these places

baraboo is a big town

[cinder crag]

yeah but you were saying they were hard to pronounce

[neon vale]

12k population

these fuggin names bro

[neon vale]

to be fair, wisconsin does have a slight accent with certain names

[cinder crag]

winscansin

[small ice]

are there any bridges there?

[neon vale]

yes

[small ice]

oh well

no wonder

[cinder crag]

calling someone a troll is funny

[neon vale]

michiganders live under bridges all the time

[small ice]

thats where youll always find one

[cinder crag]

they probably look like trolls

[neon vale]

eatin mushrooms and scaring goats

[cinder crag]

we have to go

[neon vale]

is this real

is sliver not a nationwide word?

[cinder crag]

sliver is a word

do you use it differently

[neon vale]

we always say sliver when referring to either wood or cake

[cinder crag]

like a sliver of beef

oh

[neon vale]

like "i caught a sliver of wood" or "ill take a sliver of cake"

[cinder crag]

the word is universal

[small ice]

aight im going to sleep gn

[cinder crag]

it just means a small piece of something

[neon vale]

i need to find a great website about american dialects

[neon vale]

i mean is it used in the context of a splinter

[cinder crag]

no

[neon vale]

huh

[cinder crag]

because you would just say splinter

[neon vale]

i found the website

https://aschmann.net/AmEng/index.html

it has this map

[bitter hearth]

You should all come to me

[cinder crag]

this map is awful

[neon vale]

this map ius amazing

[cinder crag]

also it's wrong

stupid cartographer

[warped depot]

what is going on

[neon vale]

the civil war

[warped depot]

oh shit

[mellow lotus]

Are you like Juice Wrld or xxxtentacion?

[neon vale]

more like joe biden

[cinder crag]

i consider myself more like Obama

[mellow lotus]

reasonably

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids Finished rewatching ID, where are you at?

[shy narwhal]

Stati Uniti d'America

[coarse rapids]

at the same place I was last time,I still dont have my phone fixed

[shy narwhal]

That's mot French

[carmine forge]

Doesn't make it any better tbh

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge @lucid crow

[sharp moss]

What are they even doing with it? How long has it been sitting in the shop for?

[inland kelp]

Hotline Miami 4 nfw

[coarse rapids]

like 20 days?
I went there yesterday and they only got the replacement part that same day
they probably will have it read either tomorrow night or tuesday morning

[sharp moss]

Bout time they got around to it, i swear it's like they're working for free. From the time i first asked you to now it's been almost exactly a month

[coarse rapids]

bro they cant do crap if they dont have the part for repairs,those parts come from china,repair only takes 30m-1h

[candid cloud]

@sharp moss

[void kelp]

I love Reddit!

[sharp moss]

This is from twitter tho

[cinder crag]

hes just sharing his love for reddit

[void kelp]

what's the difference?

[cinder crag]

he's right you know

[sharp moss]

Now let's do ID
https://youtu.be/MXgA-iAqS2k?t=10

Idk what this video format would be called but i love it, it allows you sift through a large collection of music quick and pick out what you found most interesting based on the best part of the song

[bitter hearth]

Best music ever

I love need for speed most wanted

[dense star]

NFSMW is the NFS ever

and have the best soundtracks

[void kelp]

Kys

Its 10pm and i dont wanna listen to that shit

And also

[void kelp]

are these the only two you have?

[dense star]

yes

you have more?

[ripe merlin]

One of those small electric helicopters flew into my aquarium and caused 200% mortality rate

Rip 2 fishies

[dense star]

Gmod tf2 videos

music

[full grail]

Can someone give me their CSGO cases? I wanna sell em :3

[dense star]

@full grail what GROK did?

[full grail]

A friend of mine, not sure where he found this but it was some conversation between a guy and him

I talked about this here before later to be told by Kuro not to leak dms
Because I actually sent a pic of dms, didn't think much of it

[dense star]

can you send me the pics in dm?

[full grail]

Hmmm ok

[void kelp]

no sadly

[pulsar spindle]

Gotta get the rest of my kit but my US kit works for now

[cinder crag]

this guy is a german

[vital remnant]

🤢

anyway

me and the homie got some crazy drip in this weird ass dungeon

[bitter hearth]

Nice War decorations

[bitter hearth]

The right guy has better lookin gear

[vital remnant]

its me

but i think my npc buddy has better drip after we defeated the warden

@bitter hearth kinda heat ngl

[bitter hearth]

Shiny

I like the axe

[vital remnant]

its pretty good

thing ab this game is that its all about physics and hitboxes

so only the blade of a weapon will do slashing / piercing damage

and the hilt of a hammer wont crush a persons ribs

[bitter hearth]

Oh, what is this game?

[vital remnant]

Exanima

anyway

i wanted to get your opinion

[bitter hearth]

On what?

I might check that game sometime too

[vital remnant]

do you think I should give my mate the "Strong hammer" and a large shield or let him keep using the axe

im playing on permadeath rn, so if he goes down he will never come back

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1073329907079327794/1107375682549469184/videoplayback_45.mp4

[bitter hearth]

I think the shield and hammer is better, he doesnt have that much protection with just an axe, but the axe do be lookin cool

[vital remnant]

yea... something you gotta worry ab in this game is situationism

the axe has longer range therefore he is protected if the enemy has a shorter weapon and a successful hit will hurt alot more

but the axe isnt a blunt weapon so if the enemy has armor it will have super poor damage

[bitter hearth]

Yeah

[vital remnant]

the hammer is very short so hes in breathing distance but thats a positive if the enemy has a halberd or sum

so much shit to worry about 😭 its like tarkov anxiety

[bitter hearth]

Id say sheild and medium range weapon

[vital remnant]

oh

i actually have a decent length sword that can worth with the shield

nvm you dont get much extra

the next level is full of unarmored ghouls so the sword is better, ill lyk if they jump our asses

[bitter hearth]

Long range axe sounds better tho, or spear, can you do spear shield combo?

[simple sage]

D2#4696 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vital remnant]

i lost the one handed spear 2 levels ago

[bitter hearth]

Wolf is stupid sometimes fr

[bitter hearth]

Damn

[vital remnant]

hmmmmm

the next place im going is very tight sewer corridors, the axe would be able to reach everything infront of it in an arc

[bitter hearth]

Welp i say axe better, since its long range, i thought it was a medium range axe so you have to get close

[vital remnant]

lets move to dms so we dont flood chat

[bitter hearth]

Alr

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805953527171776525/948412339814821898/caption-17.gif

[dense star]

I used to do this back then
I bought Left 4 Dead 1 and 2
and also Portal 1 and 2

what you want to buy anyway?

[neon vale]

@void kelp the lobotomy is taking its toll

[ripe merlin]

With tf2 cases that would work, but most if not all know that CS cases are worth something

[bitter hearth]

She reminds me of a game i used to play back in 2009

[neon vale]

cs cases are like 30 cents each when tf2 cases are a fraction of that

the price difference is insane

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1107123467192643624/caption-1-1.gif

[ripe merlin]

Some CS cases are like 60

[bitter hearth]

A war strategy 2d game

[ripe merlin]

Euros, not cents

[neon vale]

bro i would literally cry if i opened one and got shit skins

with a tf2 case its like "oh well"

cs keys are higher price too than tf2

[bitter hearth]

The most expensive thing i can sell from my inventory is 0.05 cents

[ripe merlin]

If you buy from valve from ingame directly it's base price

On community market it's higher demand

[neon vale]

huh

how much is base price

2.49?

[ripe merlin]

2.35 from last time I unboxed I think

Heard cs2 is gonna have more keyless cases

[bitter hearth]

How do you get cases originaly, like without buying them

[ripe merlin]

Premium drops

Premium is like 15 euros

But from drops alone you can repay it in 3-5 months

[bitter hearth]

Ah

[ripe merlin]

Usually you get cases from around 0.13 to 1.50+

The bravo box that's 60 is possible but rare

[dense star]

Synth is an mod creator
he and his buddy was working on an Weapon pack called 'The Chernobyl Ordinance'
for some reason they deleted most of their progress on youtube and deleted their discord server
back to the topic Synth don't want Grok to use his Weapon pack in GAMMA

Synth also wanted to make money of his weapon pack but promised to give all the other mods creators
like the Gunslinger team and Blindxside and also got permission to use those

Grok just don't give a damn he use whatever mod he want without permission
and take all the money for himself

maybe that's why he deleted everything?

[restive pivot]

Groks becomes very narcissistic after he releases his modpack. He used to be better than that, even in ANOMALY discord, people are getting tired of him.

(Move my message here)

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1040722509026308186/1107381111954362388/cheriv4-1.mp4

[lament zealot]

stalker community, being goofballs and having fun in #⭐┃nospoilers_general: 😃
stalker mods: 😡

[pulsar spindle]

3 bucks for a employee meal

[void kelp]

you'd have to pay me 3 dollars

[bitter hearth]

Pizza and macncheese?

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

I'll get a salad as well

I haven't eaten all day

[bitter hearth]

All i ate was bread, antifungi and meds

The germans gave me food poisoning

[pulsar spindle]

I mean for 3 bucks all I can eat is pretty good tbf

[pearl wraith]

Can we be real for a sec

This song is such a groove

[bitter hearth]

Btw this is my meme you theif

[bitter hearth]

Here listen to this one too

[bitter hearth]

I rarely eat outside, only when i have to, or when im hungry, or when its actually bussin shit, other than that i like to cook my own food

[pulsar spindle]

I don't get dinner at home because its late and they don't save me any

[lament zealot]

its fiinnee

[pearl wraith]

An emission is approaching

There’s lightning every 5-10 seconds

ANGRY lightning

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[pearl wraith]

Literally first attempt

OH DANG

nope getting back inside

I saw the bolt on that one

And it was WIDE

[bitter hearth]

My family almost doesnt cook too, i mean they cook sometimes but rely on me to do dinner most of the time

[bitter hearth]

I was hungry, you know emissions need food too

[pulsar spindle]

I'm sitting alone covered in flour eating lmao

Still in uniform

[bitter hearth]

Flour?

[pearl wraith]

Every time I turn the camera off there’s a super clear super crisp one

[bitter hearth]

I miss old stoc, everyone was here, everyone was chill

[pulsar spindle]

The cooking stuff idk flour

The white powder shit

[bitter hearth]

Lmao

Dude eating coke

[bitter hearth]

Wish i was there, i love storms

[pearl wraith]

Are you not here? Cuz this sounds like an emission to me

Blin the rain is blowing into my window so I can’t open it and watch

Mmm spicy

[bitter hearth]

Good luck?

Also sorry, i think that was your aunts house, my bad

[weary tree]

Zamn

[lament zealot]

gamerz

i need more hotline miami memes

[void kelp]

I sent this here already.. The dementia is taking its toll...

[bitter hearth]

@lament zealot @shy narwhal good ol times

[void kelp]

Thugshaker?

[lament zealot]

i dont remember that

[bitter hearth]

It was that naked italian gnome, wich tbh nothing was good quality it was filmed on a nokia phone, he was runinga and 2 italians were running behind him screaming in spanish

[lament zealot]

ohhh yeah

[bitter hearth]

Lil short guy in 64p quality

[lament zealot]

I remember that video

shits hilarious

[bitter hearth]

It is

[lament zealot]

nothing like a short little naked guy running around in pitch darkness while two guys are screaming in bewilderment while trying to find him with a flashlight

[void kelp]

Sussy sewerhole cover design I saw

[bitter hearth]

That vid had me laughing bad

[void kelp]

The spanish one?

[lament zealot]

yeah I think so

[tiny dew]

Hahaha. Look at this kid.

Even watching at the camera

[tiny dew]

Sex Offender... you again?

[dense star]

what?

[tiny dew]

You forgor

Dollchan
Dollchan Rebundled
Dollchan Weapon Fix Addon

Your list isn't worth 1 cent

[dense star]

what it that mod?

[void kelp]

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/BRrqoz7wPLM

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

I finally did it

[rough patio]

you beat the goofy ahh music game???

[void kelp]

Not nearly the entire game just the first hard levels, now for the "harder" difficulty levels.

[rough patio]

gl

[void kelp]

I almost finished jumper before cant let go because of how hard its upside down part was fcking me, and jumper is a lot of upside down.

[rough patio]

foken hell my friend started watching anime and he keeps sending some random ass manga screenshots to whatsapp and now half of my gallery is anime/manga

it auto downloada it

[void kelp]

I love the progression of gd though, each level is hard and takes a lot of time but when you get it down the feeling of accomplishment is great.

[rough patio]

dopamein rush

[void kelp]

Especially the adrenaline nearing the end of a hard level.

Probably honestly one of the best games in terms of how the progression is

[small ice]

hello

[small ice]

[rough patio]

what are these sounds in the background

[teal oracle]

My friend when we play Barotrauma:

It’s a tradition that atleast one of our crew must have iron armor

Part of the ship, part of the crew!

[lucid crow]

juicy win 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[void kelp]

If its the one I think youre talking about, literally ingsoc.

[pulsar spindle]

One with the ship, one with the crew!

[ripe merlin]

You mean clown armor

[teal oracle]

Get the hell of my ship

[candid cloud]

@shy narwhal , wake up sleepyhead, you have a guy to ban.

[teal oracle]

Huh

[small ice]

wuh?

[rough patio]

wdym

[high sail]

Plundering with me crew

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/455236204477022208/1101193109548839082/image0-2-3.gif

[candid cloud]

There was a scam.

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/516504307902971904/1046874350634139668/961AC6DB-69BB-4E31-A152-B2FBEF36E1C6.gif

[rough patio]

eepy cat

[shy narwhal]

A bit late

[candid cloud]

Unfortunately.

[shy narwhal]

Me

[prisma zephyr]

Actually not wrong lol

[pulsar spindle]

Cannot sleep at all

[bitter hearth]

What time is it there

[delicate willow]

White bationalist manhole

[median shard]

Not every robot are doing miracles, can't find a good youtube version of this : https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8io0wa

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/954931842535018567/1026370564996206623/uncaption.gif

[shy narwhal]

ur useless

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

Aren't we all?

[void kelp]

sometimes i am pretty thankful that i live in an eastern european shithole

[waxen hare]

Normal day in Poland💀

[marsh hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/U33iIVbFmpI?feature=share

[tiny dew]

https://www.wired.com/story/amazon-lord-of-the-rings-mmo-game/

Lmmofao

[clear sand]

another one

[clear sand]

same but germany https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvG37AEIVNE

[waxen hare]

Germany?

Lady that is taking order said Dzień Dobry💀

This is also Poland

Wtf

[clear sand]

You mean east germany

[lament zealot]

no nsfw

[waxen hare]

polish car plate and ,,zapłać'' word on wall

anyway thanks for another interesting Polish video

[bronze oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/691995765845000262/1107461997676732426/Title.mov

[clear sand]

speaking german so its east germany.

btw. which soap is more suited for the zone ?

[waxen hare]

My god, this McDonald is in Warsaw

so you don't know geography or you are low iq

[clear sand]

idk where every Mcdonalds is located. I don't eat fast food.

[waxen hare]

You said that this is in east germany

Don't change topic

[rough patio]

🎶 "przybyli ułanie, pod okienko"🎶

[lunar shuttle]

hello everyone, I'm taking part in the contest, and I need to collect as many likes as possible I will be grateful if you help, it's a moment for you and it will help me a lot https://twitter.com/natek1412/status/1658126486304436226?s=46&t=x9ux4Mx1vXdMbgx9sLQfiA

natek141 (@Natek1412)

@GBS_PL @ChmurkaFriza @xneviu @kittysxo @maczkowy @kidoluszekk

Twitter · May 15, 2023, 3:05 PM

[gray jetty]

https://youtu.be/cpGjO6Kc9qQ

Based

[teal oracle]

[void kelp]

sex

irl

not fake

leaked 2003

[gray jetty]

Let me go get sex 2003

BRB

[cinder crag]

this guy really begging for likes

[cinder crag]

also i pirated this

[ripe merlin]

Think mentioning of pirating is punishable

[noble elk]

What’s wrong with being a pirate ?

I love ocean

[gray jetty]

Sex when 2003

[cinder crag]

it isnt

jack and vasim even talk about pirating

[gray jetty]

Just don’t talk about where to get roms

[cinder crag]

just no links

i fully condone piracy

YOU should pirate

[noble elk]

Start pirating now !

[gray jetty]

These 2 cards took way longer to get then it should have

I own 5 of these

This is the only one that works

Most gpus I have no problem overclocking but that one

I swear to god if I sneeze it will die

[inland kelp]

Yarr ye like kissing boys yar a boykissar

[cinder crag]

[gray jetty]

Hmmmm

[noble elk]

My condolences

[gray jetty]

Do I really wanna go get a copy of windows xp and try out this build

Hmmmmmm

I’m proud of this guy though

It’s the founders version

Pretty damn hard to find

[void kelp]

Its the best sex beta version, it was so much more dark and gritty than the retail sex.

[gray jetty]

True true but have you seen the beta version of sex 2000

Or the ultra premium deluxe edition of sex 1998

Sex premium deluxe edition 1998

Wait

I’ve just been reminded

[cinder crag]

sex retail edition is overrated

sex exclusive edition is where its at

you get a copy after getting a marriage certificate

[gray jetty]

That’s sex 2000 beta edition

[candid cloud]

@urban coral , bro.

[lament zealot]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiittttt feet uuhhnnnn

[gray jetty]

yah ik im a pro dad

[cinder crag]

command and conquer some BITCHES

[void kelp]

Pre order gang?

Epstein island

[cinder crag]

sex preorder bundle

[void kelp]

[sharp moss]

How do they do it bros?

[ripe merlin]

¿Illegal?

[sharp moss]

Man it's incredible to me how no matter where i look the future just looks grim

Really hoping i don't get to live to see it at this point

[clear sand]

thats the joke.

[waxen hare]

So my bad

sorry

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-breaking-bad-gordon-freeman-walter-white-get-real-gif-25294153

[void kelp]

Thought criminal

[ripe merlin]

@gray jetty have u ever played hl1 on win7

[void kelp]

Gordon is only like 27, Idk why people compare him to walter all the time.

[gray jetty]

ive played it on windows 98se using 3dfx voodoo 2s

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/how-i-keep-the-rent-low-in-my-neighbourhood-meme-funny-shitpost-shoot-into-the-sky-gif-25501744

[void kelp]

Smart idea

[ripe merlin]

I have a problem on win 7, before I would just get black screen so I went to properties and force runned it in 600x800 but now in main menu I don't have options in white letters, just Gordon in background (when I go with cursor over screen I can heat option selection sounds)

[gray jetty]

game is wacky

[ripe merlin]

I didn't get it off of steam and all other how2fix are for steam ver

[gray jetty]

er

[void kelp]

Just play it on win10 then

[gray jetty]

try running it in windows xp compatibility mode

[ripe merlin]

I can barely use directx 7

[gray jetty]

game runs opengl and dx6

and of course

glide

[void kelp]

Youd be better off playing it on a ps2

[lament zealot]

I’m gonna bust

[void kelp]

If you cant run shit

[lament zealot]

Neat but unfortunately you will have to collect casings. Maybe have bag attached to gun to auto collect

[ripe merlin]

I only have these

[vital remnant]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419363226275282945/1106843095275933786/Screenshot_20230513_021738.jpg

[gray jetty]

run in win98se compat

[ripe merlin]

98 / windows me??

[gray jetty]

yes

thats what the game was made to run on

[lament zealot]

Ambatu?

[ripe merlin]

Still the same problem

[gray jetty]

works perfectly on voodoo 2

[noble elk]

It’s not illegal in my country

[gray jetty]

based

[pulsar spindle]

Imagine

[gray jetty]

Vasim

im having a terrible idea

[small ice]

hi

[ripe merlin]

If you can't help me, I'm doomed

[gray jetty]

ive only played the game once

on period correct hardware

[coarse rapids]

which

[gray jetty]

hl1

og windows 98se version

[coarse rapids]

what about it

[simple sage]

Addeicy#5959 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ripe merlin]

Alternative poop word smh

Maybe I can run soc

[vital remnant]

or just say sh -. it

[gray jetty]

shit

😎

[vital remnant]

why does the bot not even let you say it

literally glazing

[ripe merlin]

Admin abuse

[gray jetty]

it just did

[ripe merlin]

Shit

[vital remnant]

when i say you

[gray jetty]

lmao

[vital remnant]

nvm

[pulsar spindle]

Shit

[ripe merlin]

Why doesn't it allow shittie

With r

[vital remnant]

cause thats rude!!!!

[small ice]

the shittiest

[vital remnant]

KYS

[small ice]

what tbe hell is rhis

wha

[vital remnant]

@ripe merlin end world hunger or get 10,000 boxes of 7.62x39 in mint condition

[ripe merlin]

Isn't 7.62 ammo

[vital remnant]

7.62x39???

[rough patio]

yes

[small ice]

[vital remnant]

yk, the akm round

[rough patio]

ak and mosin ammo

[ripe merlin]

Both end world hunger

[rough patio]

7.62 slaps hard on mosin

i got a bruise cause of it

[vital remnant]

mosin for home defense or hunting small game (rats) >>> using the mosin for war

[ripe merlin]

Musket is designed for home defense

[rough patio]

nah bro crossbow is best

[vital remnant]

i would rather have a belt of flintlocks in a circle

way better than a 12 gauge

[pulsar spindle]

I'm about to make chicken kiev again

[gray jetty]

thats not mosin ammo

🤨

[ripe merlin]

FNV riot shotgun

Isn't mosin

7.5 or something

[rough patio]

wuh

[ripe merlin]

Or 12

[gray jetty]

mosin is 7.62x54R

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[rough patio]

ah yeah

[pulsar spindle]

Ak is 7.62x39

[rough patio]

minor difference

bt a factor of 15

[ripe merlin]

What does x39 mean

[rough patio]

is slaps either way

[gray jetty]

its the size

of the bullet

it's 7.62mm by 39mm

[ripe merlin]

Ohhh

[pulsar spindle]

This will go great with chicken kiev

[ripe merlin]

But couldn't you either way use both of them for moisn, kinda like how Germans had some tune that could be loaded with 2 types of ammo

[gray jetty]

no

[ripe merlin]

Those look like condoms

[gray jetty]

the bullets must be exactly the right size or VERY close in size

[rough patio]

hold on i think i have a vid of me shooting a mosin

[gray jetty]

or your gonna lose your hands

[pulsar spindle]

This is 7.62x54r

[ripe merlin]

How is a bullet a bit smaller gonna result in no hands

[gray jetty]

bullet wont exit the barrel most likely

[rough patio]

shit

its lost

[gray jetty]

and will just cause the barrel to explode

reason you can't shoot 12 gauge with a flare gun

[pulsar spindle]

Basically like firing a .50 into a shotgun

[ripe merlin]

Like, explosion is gonna go over them inside the barrel?

[rough patio]

just make the barrel explosion resistant!!!!! duh!!!

[gray jetty]

the gasses that are suppose to push the bullet out

get trapped

and kaboom

[ripe merlin]

But if the bullet is smaller wouldn't the gass have more space to pass the bullets

[gray jetty]

maybe

[ripe merlin]

And by logic wouldn't that result in lower fire distance

[gray jetty]

but this is very much technically

cus you couldn't fire the round with out modding the gun anyway

the firing pin wouldn't line up

[high sail]

Do i get to shoot those

[ripe merlin]

But then again you can just bash the gun like a cave man for it to work

[gray jetty]

not really

the bullet would just float around in the chamber

since its not the right size

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/nwah-gif-25359922

[safe edge]

Guys why hasn't anyone thought of this it's so genius yet so simple

[high sail]

I wanna plug the barrel of Johnny's mosin with my finger and when he fires it expldoes in his face

[azure spade]

I am sorry but kyiv not kiev

[pulsar spindle]

Cope

[safe edge]

Yeah another life hack guys, if you don't want someone to shoot you just put your hand in front of the barrel and there's nothing they can do

[high sail]

Finger in the barrel*

[pulsar spindle]

Just say no, they legally can't shoot you

[safe edge]

Nah Hand works too I've tried

[high sail]

But i can

[safe edge]

This

Is a gamechanger

[ripe merlin]

Why don't people make more guns with f2000 mechanism

[safe edge]

Another little known trick: take two automatic firearms, each in one hand, aim at the ground and shoot, you'll start flying because of the recoil

[ripe merlin]

No you can only do that with shotguns and rocket lunchers

Stop spreading lies!

[high sail]

Johnny i swear You will make a big mistake If You leave a loaded firearm next to me unsuprevised

[safe edge]

It works with PDWs and pistols too, their systems are literally called blowback. Do your research!!!!!

[urban coral]

Based

Must buy (even if you need le EA app)

[shy narwhal]

@ashen shadow M200 moment

[ashen shadow]

Eh?

[shy narwhal]

Pfp

[ashen shadow]

Is it solid?

[shy narwhal]

Wdym

[cinder crag]

im solid

[ashen shadow]

Not really
But you’re kinda solid

[cinder crag]

thanks bro

[ashen shadow]

No problem solid guy

[noble elk]

Solid like a snake ?

[cinder crag]

solid lik me

[noble elk]

Solid like a snake ?

[cinder crag]

im a snake

[noble elk]

A solid snake ?

[void kelp]

i need some

men in my life

[marsh hamlet]

Windows is ded

[pulsar spindle]

You are bi or gay?

[void kelp]

and what if i am, huh!?

[pulsar spindle]

Well I am too

I'm literally dating @high sail

[marsh hamlet]

Trying to recover it or at least move files from main disk before nuking data

[void kelp]

rip cumpootah

[high sail]

hi

[void kelp]

yooo #goals

[pulsar spindle]

Yes I'm showing you off

[void kelp]

is this a discord gen z relationship thing

idfk

e-daters, amirite?

[delicate willow]

you need some father figures in your life frfr

[void kelp]

he is my goddess

[void kelp]

but i had a father figure

[delicate willow]

oh, nevermind then

[delicate willow]

It won't, bullet too big however? Ouchie.

[delicate willow]

The reason you can't do this is cause a flare gun is not rated to withstand 12G pressures

[delicate willow]

It may bounce around the barrel like a pinball while exiting and damage it

[vital remnant]

real rat moment

[delicate willow]

Which is why you can "technically" fire 9x19 in a Makarov PM (since 9mm luger is slightly less wide than 9mm Mak) but not vice versa

[safe edge]

Le w i d e

[delicate willow]

holding it wrong

Almost every bruise from a gun you get is because you're holding it wrong

[marsh hamlet]

https://youtu.be/NpVvM-PtEac

I will fight for the data of my computer

[delicate willow]

There's allotta 7.62:
x25
x33 (.30 Carbine)
x35 (aka .300 AAC)
x38R
x39
x45 (Czech)
x51
x51mmR (.30-30)
x53 (Finnish)
x54mmR
x63 (30-06)
x70 (.300 Lapua Mag)

and that's not even all of them

[marsh hamlet]

I won't use total destruction unless it is only way to make my computer work

[rough patio]

no its just the recoil was too strong

it was at a shooting range

the guy overlooking me made sure i do everything correct

[delicate willow]

Again, I think you were holding it wrong

@nocturne iron has fired a shotgun and she's short af

[rough patio]

bro im still a kid that shit kicks too hard

[delicate willow]

age?

[high sail]

oh ok

[rough patio]

14

[delicate willow]

Ah, fair enough

[rough patio]

hah i was right

[delicate willow]

I assume you bruise easier

First time I fired an AKM pattern I held it slightly wrong and managed to get my shoulder bruised

[pulsar spindle]

Diabetics bruise easier

[delicate willow]

Now I can fire my SVT-40 and shoulder is fine, my cheek however...

that thang beats it hard

[nocturne iron]

shotgun was good

didnt hurt

[pulsar spindle]

Its incredible to shoot a Mosin, you can feel your shoulder break with each shot lmao

[nocturne iron]

i was just a little off balance

[delicate willow]

you did however almost become a new candidate for the Canadian space program though

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[delicate willow]

Not really, the Mosin (or at least mine) recoils less than my SVT and less than my Auto 5

It's quite nice to shoot imo

I need to use a recoil pad if I shoot my SVT for a long time, not the Mosin though

[pulsar spindle]

Never used a recoil pad

[delicate willow]

maybe I need a second opinion from someone else though

[delicate willow]

They do wonders for high-recoil guns, highly reccomend

[pulsar spindle]

Its fine when I shoot it now but back when I was 8 it threw me around

[delicate willow]

dampen a good 40% of the recoil

[void kelp]

does this make for a good pfp?

No

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah nope

Kinda cringe tbf

[void kelp]

Make this ur pfp

[high sail]

what if
i shoot you

[pulsar spindle]

[void kelp]

half-life
i expected something interesting, not generic

[gray jetty]

metal flare gun when

[delicate willow]

You've literally just reinvented the Taurus Judge

[gray jetty]

ive heard of the judge

fires shot gun shells right

[delicate willow]

.45 Colt and .410 gauge

[void kelp]

Not just half life. The city 17 earth base logo.

[delicate willow]

actually, the Rossi 12 Gauge singleshot shotgun pistol would be more accurate

[delicate willow]

although it (Taurus Judge) sucks at this job

[void kelp]

wow
i love half-life
valve take my kids

[gray jetty]

i mean why would you want a single shot shot gun

that seems kinda stupid

[delicate willow]

Flare gun

[gray jetty]

well yah i mean that fires real shot gun shells

[void kelp]

stalker pfp i love stalker. gsc take my kids.

YES

[marsh hamlet]

[high sail]

:)

[pulsar spindle]

Cmon do it

[vital remnant]

omg taurus judge!!!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️

[high sail]

do what

[vital remnant]

they are encouraging you to kys

[pulsar spindle]

[high sail]

uh what

[pulsar spindle]

If he tells me to do it I will

[vital remnant]

same

https://tenor.com/view/leon-leon-kennedy-resident-evil-resident-evil4-gif-26066563

hes just like me fr

[void kelp]

do not do the sewer slide. it's stinky

[ripe merlin]

Me when ligma

[vital remnant]

[high sail]

Whar

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/483859134861803521/1107770606172250223/5boo5wke610b1.webp?width=474&height=673

[void kelp]

portugal is a popular topic today

[neon vale]

excuse me what

go on

[coarse rapids]

we are finally being talked about

I will accept this

[void kelp]

I got invited to a cult of azumanga fans that are all speaking english in cyrillic and some other made up words that dont make sense in latin alphabet

Very well average azumanga fans

[fleet nebula]

[shy narwhal]

Completely realistic physics

[fleet nebula]

[marsh hamlet]

I installed on the same disk another os but it made worse

I'll redo it later

[void kelp]

Nevermind they can speak russian too.

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/805953527171776525/948412339814821898/caption-17.gif

[vital remnant]

my reaction

[cinder crag]

viva portugal 🇵🇹 🇵🇹 💪💪

[bitter hearth]

Math.....math....math......MATh....Math.....Math....exams...
EXAMS...exams...Exams

[vital remnant]

mfw in america i do all my finals online and just photomath my exams

https://tenor.com/view/salam-jo-jo-muscle-man-synthol-kiss-forehead-kiss-gif-25737599

[warped depot]

me in 15 years on the operation table dying because my doc cheated in all his online classes

[vital remnant]

200,000 people die to medical errors per year

a few extra is just icing at this point

[warped depot]

everyone dies in hospitals which is why we need to stop building hospitals

[vital remnant]

why dont we just make the whole world a living room???

[warped depot]

TRUE

[vital remnant]

imagine you go to a derby and someone drives up in one of these 😭

[pearl wraith]

Killdozer 2 Electric Boogaloo

[pearl wraith]

Crossout Battle Royale

[void kelp]

Sex

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/879527706218352645/1104376795198914670/IMG_2889.png

[dense star]

@hushed condor wdym by credit?

[hushed condor]

If you read the conversation between Synth and Grok synth said grok didn’t give him credit for using one of his mods

Never mind I read that wrong

Synth said he didn’t give credit to other people so my point still somewhat stands

[dense star]

Synth didn't even released the mod offically

[hushed condor]

Did he just give it to the piece of trash or something?

Wdym “Officially”?

[dense star]

he released some builds of his mods on his discord server

for testing and ect

but there is something weird
and that is Synth deleted most of his videos on youtube
and deleted his discord server

[hushed condor]

I feel bad for Synth man

Got caught up in something that shouldn’t have happened

[hushed condor]

This sounds like the Military guy over the comms in cordon

[void kelp]

Literally

[dense star]

@cold bear GAMMA Creator

[hushed condor]

I dm'd him that @dense star

I probably will never try gamma again after this

[cold bear]

thanks

[weary tree]

That's a bummer

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/tea-boba-bugs-tadpoles-gif-20992489

How does this make you feel?

[void kelp]

Indifferent. One time I drank ants.

[weary tree]

Zamn what is that

[cinder crag]

😋😋😋

[warped depot]

dawg what

[pearl wraith]

Is it worth it?

[pearl wraith]

Same

Fire ants, too

[dense star]

Japan be like

[void kelp]

Basically I had this apple cider in this special cup when I was like 7 or 8 or smth. And I left it out for a day thinking I could come back and drink it. Then I go to drink it and I think it tastes kind ofbl chunky and weird and then I look at the straw and it is completely black and crawling with ants I had just drank.

[lament zealot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/731459314488967269/1106817174053593238/6._oiiaoiia.mp4

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monke-cursed-cursed-monke-swinging-gif-18117024

[warped depot]

absolutely incredible

[warped depot]

i forgot when i downloaded thiis

[vital remnant]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1107742219756118156/watermark-13-1.gif

[warped depot]

what caused this

[vital remnant]

mental illness

[lament zealot]

prolly dumb shit people got banned for

[vital remnant]

thats lich me

💀

[warped depot]

how he do that

[lament zealot]

yeah but YOU weren't the mf who posted the buff tf2 sexy merc edit

[warped depot]

gotta post the vid ive had on my pc for several years

shit gets me every time

[lament zealot]

seen without the garbage audio

[warped depot]

the audio being so ass makes the vid so much better

[lament zealot]

it really doesnt