#💬┃en_offtop
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dryapychka
Ight gn
How bout some unproper ones
I refuse
Weakling
Naw man it’s the week day
Fr fr
Monday’s a good day
I scrolled back through the entire prop section we have and there is no books
Ight lads gn
ng
But I found someone tried to make a "Xen Liquid" vial from hla ☠️ before any of the book props
on redbubble you can get custom hardback journals
so it would just be blank
but it would look cool on the shelf
I heard my fan getting loud asf and it scared the shit out of me and this beetle flew directly into it and murdered itself

Reminds me of this other time a bee flew in my room and than I see it and then I get out scared and then I watch it bash itself into my light 3 times and kill itself
Coward
look what just came in the mail

you gotta be damn hungry to wait in line for this crap
Looks tasty
"Remastered Initial D"? You mean the Legend series?
is there a mod with very interesting side quests like call of pripyat?
They just cover the Ghost of Akina arc, cut out a lot of the content and eurobeat so...it's kinda eh. The animation is somehow both awesome and awful at the same time. You have awesome shots like an engine working to it's max, how Nakazato utilizes techniques but then you have awful shots where you can't tell what's going on like with the inertia corner entry during the first impromptu race between Takumi and Keisuke. @ripe merlin
Yea the og anime is still the best, the battle stages are also worth it as they sometimes include cut out races from the original anime
Though you want to watch the battle stages after you completed the associated arcs with them first
The anime whilst doing a good job being faithful to the manga does cut out some things and shifts events around, in the interest of time i suppose. Stuff like Ryosuke trashing a rich dude in a Porsche who wanted to show off to his girl isn't present in the anime.
Good, waiting for the tattoo
We all don't want this to happen to S2.
Can't read a damn

Perfect society doesn’t ex-
Massive W
Hi guys this is my cat

cool cat
Sks....
bing chilling
Ever since I watched brekaing bad I hate people named Skylar and skyler
YESSSSSS
The helmet looks more Renaissance era than Medieval.
#We need more about stalker 2
Oh hi
It's gothic if I remember correctly
Yeah pig face, hounskull and bascinet are 1400s
good evening people
Hai hai ozelov
What is this font thing called
Stop posting cringe.
How the heck does life insurance protect your child lol.
It doesn't
i suppose you should stop posting
Yeah I won't.
im literally not talking to you
Does he care?
Chordle my nuts
Cope.
L
I know 💀
Gotta remember that
Do you also know , you are the cringe ?
Proof?
You're still here
The proof is I made it the fck up
So The cringe
Average stalker “totally safe for consumption bread”
Amazing
That one meme was enough to restore the balance between good and @pulsar spindle memes
I hope your parents leave you
Keep hoping
thanks, @fleet nebula.
That sandwich found near the elephant's foot tasted pretty nice, my internal organs were burnt down but i'll give it 8/10
Lmfao, I have that but I didn't want to send because I thought I'd be warned but ig not
watch my rocket gib him up
he doesnt know
Saw south park version like 3 hours ago lmao
Already on it

Sup
My new mic arrived
i cant wait to hear your voice hun
he doesn't know about this amazing feature
h/e
wait i forgot how ir work
basically it replaces letters
Yeah
It replaced letters, you’re basically telling “hey replace the letters in my message (the link) with something else (turns the link into a different link)”
@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
Ooooo Ha1ber and Melomaniac both got hearts in their status, I think they might be an item now 
Sounds about right
Downgraded to item
Yo d00d seen the new Advance Wars remaster?
@fleet hedge Open up Discord and see this:
nice sandwitches
He’s ridiculous
I’ve not seen it but I heard it released
Hella
Seems to be good, despite the change of art direction
Remaster OST
Stats seems to be true to the originals
Pretty based
You're going to hell
Indeed
@teal oracle
I take that as a compliment especially since Helheim is where most dead worthy of living again through their blood relatives go.


i just realized that sam and max could be one of the first cartoons where the main characters are gay
W
its officially ambiguous because its funnier
but the intentionally gay jokes are there
quite a few
Omg theyre gay awh shit bro omg wow theyre gay ooooh my god so brave
yes true
it is quite cool to see 
What cartoon broe
sam and max
Bruh they ain't gay 💀
Im glad i havent
pretty cool to see in a 90s show
That what they shove lgbt in childrens throats 🧐🧐
wha
i realized it while rewatching some of the show
lol really?
it is really heavily alluded to in some jokes
its a shame the game never got a second season
its humor was really ahead of its time for how funny it is nowadays
Stalker alpha lost radio > anomaly radio https://youtu.be/skNJEWiZWR4
00:00 Помоги мне - Аида Ведищева
04:35 Песенка о медведях - Аида Ведищева
07:27 Сады цветут - Анна Герман
12:20 В парке Чаир - Аркадий Погодин
14:47 Восточная песня - Валерий Ободзинский
18:26 Увезу тебя я в тундру - ВИА Самоцветы
20:57 Стоят девчонки - Мария Пахоменко
22:37 Наш Сосед - Эдита Пьеха
25:05 Jailhouse Rock - Elvis Presley
Kino BAD. 💪💪
Stalker WW2
Stalker Clear Sky radio > everything
there is one thing to call anomaly radio bad (based)
there is another to call kino itself bad (unfathomably cringe)
Its good but it ain't no lost alpha radio
So you're telling me you dislike the famous bandit radio song?
Hey if you Open your eyes you can read that i said its good
"It ain't no lost alpha"
Yeah thats what i said
I hate all the bruhs who do the "you said this" Like you annoying Af
U don't need to quote me im not arti stole
Many people tell me this, I agree
who?
Lost alpha radio in my opinion is better because it has classical Russian songs
Kalinka is in there too?
On the other hand clear sky has songs made in a studio so ig it's balanced
@karmic bluff kys
sovietboo 😠
Play postal 2 corkscrew rules mod for that stuff
Reason: Bad word usage
Bruh
Make me sunshine
Good, then stay outta the way
Being who?
don't mess with me.. gr... look at my sthalekr inventory
Also you're falling on your own opinion comrade
Reason: Bad word usage
Fail
that I prefer a crappy mod soundtrack over clear sky ones???
No, on this lol
listen buddy. we can go with this argument for ever but remember you're italian-norwegian so I instantly win
I think you don't even know your own opinions, just sayin'
I know my opinions bru 🥶
~
Sure things comrade
starfox adventures
who's the one to the right of the cuphead merchant
Idk, probably from some slav game
i recognize it
cannot for the life of me place my finger on it
its either a zelda game or an indie game i dont remember
Beedle from Zelda
New cat pic dropped
zelda windwaker
yeah that guy
He’s in botw too
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1104123568054341724/20230505_151243.jpg
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981131040359850035/1104096085040955483/YouCut_20220807_101158308.mp4
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1103840126066495578/FB_IMG_1683246384483.jpg
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/774769964854804491/1103461816945889310/received_3021373914673848.jpg
Our favorite bald guy, Agent 47
Ty helluva boss pfp
Your welcome whatever the damn you're pfp is
vomrfy
Hello, are you sleeping?
logical
Steel cased rounds lol
Hold my vodka
@void kelp BB’s lol
Softpoints lol
154gr
what carrier
Wait are those the official unofficial novel books of stalker universe
My gear
Nice.
Any fellow stalker to sit with me in the campfire? xD
i'm military but i promise to be friendly (your risk)
Strongest soldier of allah
Join Duty, NOW
Eww, doody
Cuz funni ged oudda hear stolker cheeki breekian laughs

The wish granter granted you the blessing of unlimited and unmatched drip.
"I wish...for no bugs!"
deletes the game
That actually made me laugh.
Good job there m8
Glad to know comrade
but we already friends
Military people are basically duty but better because they are willing to take the stick out of their ass if you pay them enough.
5.11
SOLDIER NOOOO
Fairly based.
🚿
9x18 in her skull
Damn
Why do all supercar crashes look the same? 
I can't even fathom what happened here, how do you lose control when going like 40 km at most on a straight?
car go very fast
very fast + weight = big force
big force > big pick-up truck
???
profit
or something like that, i failed physics back in high school
oh, you mean losing control? most of the time it's some rich kid driving these vehicles as a first ride.
It looks like lift off oversteer but usually that happens during mid cornering...not going on a straight
maybe his traction control failed? or he had it off from the start?
idk i dont understand cars
could just be bad luck
The cultband Gwar live on Jerry Springer TV-Show! Great live performance, very funny... Jerry Springer got eaten by a big undefinable monster ;)
Jerry Springer was my cities Mayor 🤣 He got booted for paying a prostitute with a check
creamy spinach fettuccine (egg noodles, spinach, and mushrooms in a cream sauce)😋
That looks dank
Reason: Bad word usage
Do they still make the Jalepeno Cheese and Chipotle bread ones? Holy fork those were good
Amateur street racers have driven far mightier cars then this one at higher speeds without instantly spinning out and crashing into something, the lack of skill is obvious but im still wondering how he managed to pull it off. It's one of those crashes that are so terrible they are spectacular, like someone managing to jump a wall in a car via crashing into something, you know?
i get you
Women ☕
Don't see anything wrong here, it's just a rally driver going home
good point.
Iv only ever been hit by men. Once at a red light, again when driving in a School zone slow and some doofus turned left and tboned me without looking
Reason: Bad word usage
rip in peace
f in chat
Chill Wolf go have a dog treat
Nerd react that bot
It didnt like “i drive a big a s s van. How did they not see me”
The guy blamed the accident on the rising sun at my 6. The cop wasnt having it. It was hilarious
Top secret supra hitting almost 200mph on UK roads
i take city transport, i cannot relate unfortunately.
Gm chat
hii
gm
Ofc, because if they are spreading they will always be at fault
Why does my dog Harper like to sit in such precarious positions. This bed 3 feet off the ground
Does harper like living on the edge? Possibly. Is it because my hand wont let her go sitting there? Most def
Hello
dog

Duties are calling you, will you answer?
Father Freeman
And chipmunk freeman
grobon fedremn
makes sense

Can he do red letter day skip though?
he can cook lamarr
ermm
same
Excuse me?
based on the calico helical feed magazine
One time in order to prevent the 0.1% potential of someone finding my old broken phone and restoring it with all of my cringe shit on it I filled the charging port with water and sanitizer and freezed it and deconstructed it and bashed it in with a hammer for 2 hours straight
Which I wont lie I mostly did it just for the fun of seeing what would happen since it was already broken
Riveting experience
Techrax has a fun life
I also did it to my friends broken iphone 4 he let me use
Use for destroying purposes
It was already broken if you misinterpreted that
Sector is offline.
Indeed fellow bottom
Ika the squid girl.
@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
:3
:<
Anime wraps are weird
Why are Ukrainians feeling like something is about to drop on 15th of May?
Seen a number and now...
15 is the magical code
Is that supposed to be a reference on bombing
Because Grigotovych said that GSC are back in making S2 on the 15.11.18 or 15 days left for something.
Nonstop company just don't add any numbers on the top.
Just found this femboy who is 4'11 at 16. Bro had no choice 
I honestly feel bad like how
Not rock and stone?
"15 GSC employees"

Damn bro
Damn bro
For FPS practice before STALKER 2, I recommend playing The Citadel.
15 could be anything though
15 endings, 15 side quests in an area, 15 ways to funk up in Cordon...
Judge, what are you talking bout?
what
stalker 2
We seen maybe 30 seconds of gameplay
Practice as in what way
I died to the controller at the apogrom underground hallway because of panic when I first played the game
more like 1 minute
I have Derek blocked, rite
based
Bad controller bad!
Two trashbags I have blocked here: Derek and Sean
who is sean
Shut up, Ocetov
WHO TF IS SEEEEEAAAN
You make my ear drums explode
You yell in my ear
You hurt me
You causing me trouble
no
you talking about lgbt?
i have no idea what are you talking about but no
im polish being racist is in my blood
That's what the ua_offtop talking, bruh.
Not endings, side quests, or ways to funk up in Cordon.
You asked, I answered.
Real
I should learn C++ and make several external cheats for cod warzone and give them for free specifically to make less people have fun
soooooon
do it
hey guys welcome to my new game five nights at fre
LGTV
Another femboy in this server
🔑 s
UwU

?
No You should krill yourself
you are a disgrace to my kin
no im polish
but yeah unfortunately my polish fam is racist, definitely has a reputation for being bumpkin af
L
I am sure that when you fulfill your plan, you will want to get something for your efforts, and not just the joy of others.
That is the nature of people
In any case, I wish you good luck with your studies.
This just arrived.
That's what she said 

Life's Gender Television?
no idea didn't eat one

Huh?
klueless krezzin
Spill the beans
Remove the blankets
Let the cats out the bag
Start babbling
We axed you a question
@cinder crag
Big L
Bonk, you aren't stronk enough
Step aside, don't involve
The audacity
I'll take the boomstick and remove Bonk from my Ronks
God
I want to kill YouTube. The same advertisement each 2 minutes, can't install ad blocker.
Holy bananas
Aaaaaa who the hell runs the Muslim ads on Youtube. PLEASE STOP. Lmao.
emission
I'm tryina watch some urbex videos and I always see one specific muslim masjid ad
500 times in the past 2 hours
european? muslim? what's the difference?
Him
might want to check your email for any unauthorized access emails
sudden change in ads may suggest unauthorized use of your account
I am not logged in though
oh
Which is even weirder
hm, weird
first time ive been compared to a vortigaunt not a bad thing
The song is passionate and not funny.
I wouldnt consider being a "biotic" positive

Cat
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Hi
where is spongebob freeman
kot
loaf
Bread
Wouldent it be funny if I walked too close to the brain scorcher
For honor is actually retarded
@sharp moss
Someone says she hid it, but I say Cameraman is sus
I hope you're talking about what its really saying
It's killing my love lol
Ohhh
You can find most eurobeat songs by just searching for the chorus + eurobeat
Dreams by Fleetwood Mac is a good song as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8kMvDTYwxQ0
This one is like the poster boy of eurobeat for me
EUROBEAT GEMS Selection
Need Love (Extended Mix)
Mega NRG Man
Super Eurobeat Presents Mega NRG Man Special Collection Vol. 3
I do not own this material. It is copyrighted by its respective owners and is to be used for informational purposes only. Purchase the music to support the artists !
Eurobeat songs usually have points where they drop off or some parts don't sound too good, not this one tho
@sharp moss .
Duty invaded the chat.
I don’t get it
these spudgun thumbnails are crazy
mb
@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
The hospital you work at has medical helicopters?
@coarse rapids
Medicopter 117 vibes
Our state healthcare has air ambulances yes
why is that surprising to you
We don't have this here
Well we might have but it's extremely hard to come by
I've flown in medical choppers before
so what happens if you snap your leg in an area where a vehicle can't get to you
i highly doubt you dont have them
Death
Well there aren't that many places that can't be reached by vehicles tbh
Landscape is mostly flat, excluding the Carpathians
You die
We have the same mindset here
My personal radio is very legally connected to their radio frequencies
If you are somewhere ambulance can't reach you - you are done with.
Though we're slowly changing in that regard and medical choppers are coming
Eh, it's not really that
Talking about my situation
Most of airambulances it's a fast way to get to a specialized hospital which would be hour away
And for a patient that is time dependent
Don't all services(including medical, firefighting and police) operate on frequencies that can be accessed by civilian radios?
Not really
Let's say doing that requires you to modify your radio
Kuro lives in Italy after all
Of course Italy will have medicopters
Corruption rate isn't as high as Bulgaria for example
They can afford

Every region has airambulances
When it is not possible to have their own helicopter they'd use the firefighter ones
@coarse rapids What is this? https://www.moddb.com/mods/wind-of-time/downloads/wind-of-time-patch-1
I think it's kinda required considering mountainous terrain
Isn't official I betta
🤨
Eh not really, for that it requires an helicopter with winch
dunno
WIND OF TIME, BABY
@coarse rapids Cheers for reminding me. Would have forgotten once again, bratan.

i love wind of time its great
i took my name from an npc in wind of time
Bro @coarse rapids
Wind of Time froze for the first time ever
Had to log off my user account to close that funker, not even Alt+F4 helped
What the hog!
Which version ?
Latest
I wonder how I can kill the game if it doesn't work thru Task Manager
Any suggestions?
It simply stays there and refuses to close, no matter what I do
I noticed this happening a lot on Windows 10 and it's been like that since I installed it in 2019
If a program freezes and you try to bring Task Manager up, it stays in the background so its useless
No solution I ever found and why it happens
Same
Just have to go turn off the whole thing and start over
Yeah
Either log off user account or hard restart thru the button
Maybe MS did it on purpose
Who knows...
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even xzibit had never seen such ride pimpin in his whole life
staslker
@valid jay@void kelp Is that the "comedy" as they call it?
yse
what is this? we going weeaboo mode?
Would
its over
its never been more over than it is now
life has become to gruesome to live
too gruesome to even think about
have trouble believing that?
well, believe this
most days, i have trouble getting out of bed in the morning
what
1
You could just use the thugshaker meme for this because he already sounds like barney
First obviously, second is just drippess
unfunny 👎
Gay sex
Viktor Preobreshensky
@coarse rapids you are weak bratan
Interesting sad alcoholic name
they have helped especially when I straight up ruin quest chains from imcompetence
so I only do saves before taking important quests
none during exploration,none during combat
I installed the spawner just in case and now have to fight inner demons every time this game screws me over
just,to ensure that if something goes wrong I have a backup so I dont need to redo 5 hours
just NLC things
Valid , but nothing feels more great than replaying half the game because you are stupid/ because this mod is bs
also,my first playthru forced my hand to use the spawner bc NLC saw fit to spawn 2 pseudo dogs and 10 blind dogs in the spot where the container was and some random stalker picked the container up
Agroprom wasn’t it ?
no,this was the second quest,I didnt have a weapon yet
the game went ahaed and spawned those in
how can a guy fight 10 blind dogs while being destroyed by 2 pseudo dogs with no armour no artifacts and no weapons only a knife?
he doesnt
he feels to the factory and throws 30 M1 grenades
Honestly in nlc you are going to be destroyed by them defacto, unless you have rpk or something
thing is
you should not be encountering Pseudo dogs in the cordon,if its your first time,and the spawns for dogs overhaul should be lowered but
that just didnt happen
I happened to be especially unluky
You know what also you shouldn’t encounter and pack of flesh in the middle of the military base at night

The game just flat out dropped them in my place and I spent 2 days trying to understand tf am I supposed to do
What was my fugging first and last name?
You can say fuсking
fuсk ing
fck
Reason: Bad word usage
I TOLD YOU
I have like 7073 wolf warns they dont count
Yeah, but that's hella annoying
imagine getting warned by wolf
Yeah and it like only covers specific shit like I can say shit but not shitрosting
or shittу
Im guessing it works better on the russian and ukrainian ones
Reason: Bad word usage
wolf fears me
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any dark souls experts out there?

yeah im a professional
How to beat Bell Gargoyles, I`m trying to kill one, but second one shows up
Smack the first one's tail a whole bunch, if the other shows up try and lead one slightly away. Important thing is to not get too overzealous since the fire can be a pain.
kill it
lol

yoda saying "oh, uh" instead of "uh oh" is amazing
Sex
fake
Yes
Making the mission control annoyed again?
Yes
@teal oracle
https://youtu.be/Xd8BUb2WQEY I hate to admit, but this goes hard
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SugarCrash! 2 (Notice Me Senpai) · Bemax
SugarCrash! 2 (Notice Me Senpai)
℗ Bemax Music
Released on: 2022-08-10
Auto-generated by YouTube.
Goes harder
After I listened to it 10 times I've came to the conclusion that it goes harder than the original
I cant stop I think there is something wrong with me
Maybe
Some more than others
Well, of course.
Good morning.
Morning.
Pipe wrench your balls
my 2nd volunteer student with Engin from Ukraine is a PC gamer, shes been to Chornobyl 3 times.
Shes been to the STALKER Silpo Store
this is gonna be fun getting to know her
If anyone wants to assist Ukraine and make new friends, please consider volunteering with EnginProgram. Its some of the most fun I have had in my life
What is that
i am almost sure that this is a repost, but i cant ♻️ you becaise im not 100% sure
Wrench
Are you a tree ?
Gm!
How are you?)
Rookie opinion
What gave that away 
what da shepard doin
Im pretty good
Ya mom
I'm doin yer dad, he's good 
False
Prove it
Where you live?
in you're walls
Jokes on you I’m in your ceiling
Then it's not "false" at all huh
Noe false
True

Nissan GT?

💀
wow they actually use R34s before, all I'm seeing these days here are toyota crowns
High speed interception doesn't matter anyway the cops don't go through special driving schools to keep up with fast drivers in any country, but even if they did it's just endangering the public even more
true, I personally haven't seen a car chase here in japan, everyone just stops when told so. 
although it'd be pretty cool to see an R35 in service instead of the usual crown or the occasional land cruisers
here in japan
Immigrant?
not really an immigrant? since I'm of japanese descent, I know weird, difficult to believe also we have residence here
i do not have a lick of knowledge on cars
and i have a car license to top it off. can you imagine that i'm allowed to drive?
I was asking if you were a native basically, since i have yet to encounter someone from there to speak decent English
How is that a problem?
https://www.dw.com/en/german-delivery-driver-drove-without-license-for-40-years/a-55886556
oh, well I'm not a native, that would be my grandfather, It's just that I can speak 4 languages now 
it's because i lack the knowledge.
Thus the search continues
Anyways, remember back in the day when you would get a complimentary Bavarian maiden alongside your Porsche purchase? Sucks how everything has deteriorated now eh? 
if you're looking for a japanese that could speak english properly that's gonna be difficult 💀
I've seen brazilians, Portuguese that speak better japanese than the american foreigners here 💀
Americans can barely speak their own mother language so that's not surprising at all
man that reminds me, it's usually the latin guys who likes to mod their cars here, I'll take a photo if I see one
cause's last time I saw this one prius with 4 exhaust and a spoiler and that progresso en something something 
Praise the Japanese for keeping the rice culture of the 00's alive
you bet your asss, I'll tag you here when I got a photo or so
3d maxwell
Pls do, i miss the 00's like you wouldn't believe
If I'm able, I'll take a photo of that one car that looks like an R32 or R33 that was left to rot on the side of the road
hell it might not be either, but it does look like it

May a million angry Nakazato's descend on the person who did such a thing 🙏
Hey weird people
Birth Of Sky in Death Wish
New manicure
The hell are those nails
Man did you ever stabbed someone with these nails?
Because I would buy that if you did
Atheadax no offense but are you planning a violent murder
I like consuming human haemoglobin

*We are
Gm chat 
Morning Viktorn





