💬┃en_offtop

[marsh hamlet]

if in stalker there is a coop stealth missions will be passed like this

[tight panther]

@hollow tartan

Though this was en_offtopic lol
We can talk here. Perhaps I misunderstood you?
(And I'm sorry sha ping if you don't like it)

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-mode-gif-19890986

[lament zealot]

Lmao

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/mario-judah-meme-fnaf-meme-man-fnaf-meme-fnaf-title-screen-gif-23823003

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/josie-fishtank-stimming-gif-16419710957377128978

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

Bro think he

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-19091877

[void kelp]

[hollow tartan]

Yea I’m big dumb

[tight panther]

Are you talking about switching channels?

[void kelp]

https://quickvids.win/ZXQyXEtU

[void kelp]

What have they done to her

[vital remnant]

made her even hotter

[void kelp]

[gray jetty]

please react to the poll we need one more reaction

[teal oracle]

Done

[gray jetty]

GENTLEMEN

you are all legendary

[teal oracle]

:)

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/flying-alex-jones-aj-noodles-up-gif-20710635

glory to english off topic

[inland kelp]

Leeroy just bashed in and scared the holy sht out of me, fck Leeroy look where you going man

[void kelp]

I am not feeling comfortable around you any longer...

[sharp moss]

This is still going on? Just block the guy and don't read his stuff lmao

[void kelp]

You shouldnt feel comfortable around most stoc members

[sharp moss]

Why are people so desperate for self inflicted anger?

[void kelp]

It was to pin a meme. Im not even mad at him.

[void kelp]

I am here long enough to know that but now him too.

[teal oracle]

Live Ozelov reaction

[void kelp]

What is brother rambling about

[gray jetty]

🤨

it's literally a full accurate description of waifuslayer

[void kelp]

I don't blame him because he lives in romania.
If he would do this in public he would be shot quicker then you can say his name.

[gray jetty]

ok and what does the fact he lives in romania have anything to do with it

[void kelp]

this bro keeps talking about regions and hatred

[gray jetty]

like bruh idc if hes Chinese Korean American Australian etc etc doesn't matter

the point still stands

[void kelp]

It does I know but I love hatred.

[inland kelp]

me when i

[void kelp]

who hurt you bro

[gray jetty]

what are you talking about

[void kelp]

I was born like that. Because Even if there was something i cannot remember.

Drink the water

[sharp moss]

Caught an ant trying to steal my rice 😡

[inland kelp]

Kill the ant

Stealing is bad

[void kelp]

Kill the ant indeed

[inland kelp]

Death sentence

[void kelp]

Gemcbok duolingo english

[void kelp]

Nah german education kicks in hard.

[void kelp]

This sentence makes no sense

[gray jetty]

alrighty

the 3ds now be modded

[void kelp]

Have fun

[fleet nebula]

[teal oracle]

The good ending

[high sail]

docker?

[dense star]

I love tf2

[void kelp]

Me too

[vagrant grail]

This company knew this was a Freedom House….

Look at this mans eyes 🤣

[ripe merlin]

Is remastered initial D any good

[rich merlin]

skate 3 memories

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

:)

[void kelp]

Negative. Multiple counts of non-cohesive syntax in transmissions. Several signal violations. Advise further linguistic assimilation and resolve.

[reef rover]

I made a thing

[fleet nebula]

1 bank in the usa its down last 30 days now coming the next

[lament zealot]

Let’s gooo

[void kelp]

Money doesnt make sense

I thought it made sense when I thought it was backed by gold but now its backed by like nothing

[noble elk]

Of course it doesn’t

If it would people wouldn’t become bank slaves

[void kelp]

Yeah I learned it hasnt been backed by gold since 1971, there goes my weekend plans

[fleet nebula]

the next one 🤣

[void kelp]

Fake. Osaka is above human politics.

[inland kelp]

Bruv

[neon vale]

its based

[inland kelp]

Left 4 Dead mods are nothing i guess

[neon vale]

what

[inland kelp]

The L4D workshop is full of anime mods

[neon vale]

ok

[tight panther]

I apologize in advance if I disturbed you. I wanted to ask a question about moderation. Can I do it here or should I write you a private message?

[neon vale]

what happened

whats with the sudden formality

[gray jetty]

your basically telling me im a racist earlier and now you want my help

🤨

[tight panther]

Have we spoken before? Are you sure you didn't confuse me with someone else?

I don't remember having a dialogue at all with someone from moderation

[gray jetty]

oh that might be true

yah just double checked different guy

very sorry

Anyway what can i do for yah

[tight panther]

Okay, that's okay. I just wanted to ask, is there any way to unban someone on this server? Let's say, if a person got it from a misunderstanding of the situation or misunderstanding between him and the admin

[gray jetty]

maybe but it's rare

most bans are final

[neon vale]

mods in stoc are nothing to be scoffed at

unless you are in en_offtop

[tight panther]

Too bad. What do I or he need to do to influence the ban? I can give his account to talk to you. Or, I can hand over what he said myself.

[gray jetty]

look we have fun in english off topic

smh

[gray jetty]

who was it

depends on who banned him

if it was ru or ua mods

[gray jetty]

its not up to us

en mods deal with en bans

[tight panther]

"Pizza Kuro#6157" And "Exhorter"

[tight panther]

I guessed, that's why I turned to you

[neon vale]

exhorter got banned?

damn the kid got brave

[tight panther]

Found a message with a ban

[tight panther]

I saw that picture and talked to him. This is clearly not what it seems. But I don't want to talk about it here, it creates an unpleasant atmosphere.

[neon vale]

im gonna be blunt, im 90 percent sure that he got banned for being annoying

[tight panther]

The reason is different and I have not seen him annoy anyone

( Maybe it's because of my lack of knowledge of English)

[neon vale]

he would farm xp in chat

clogging it up

i know he got on quite a few peoples nerves

[tight panther]

I do not see anything wrong with this, because everyone communicates as it suits him. But everyone has the right to think in their own way.

I just want to wait for moderation and go to sleep

[neon vale]

it was just spam

[cinder crag]

thats not communicating though. plus the guy was literally trying to get people to react

[cinder crag]

i remember this guy

[tight panther]

[cinder crag]

what did he send. if there is any gore then its literally not negotiable

[tight panther]

There is no blood there

[cinder crag]

dm me it

[tight panther]

For what?

[cinder crag]

so i can see it ?

tf you mean

[tight panther]

Do you want to see the picture he sent?

[cinder crag]

yes

[tight panther]

No?

[neon vale]

heres how we can still win the war

[cinder crag]

you should stop playing map games and play shooter games

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/rgb-hair-meme-rgb-hair-fgb-fade-haircut-gamer-haircut-led-light-haircut-gif-26124904

[cinder crag]

how do i join

[neon vale]

https://gatorbowmen.com/

[cinder crag]

florida

[neon vale]

ofc its florida

[cinder crag]

smi

[neon vale]

you saw nothing

[cinder crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/897318212851601408/1059373286288523324/caption-2.gif

new steam beta goes hard

[neon vale]

what does it look like

new spotify ui looks like hot garbage 💀

[cinder crag]

imagine using spotify

[neon vale]

i need to scrobble

its the best site to scrobble

[tiny dew]

Wolf may reconsider cause of the Unban button

[neon vale]

its grayed out 😔

wolf has made his choice

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gene-takavic-slippin-jimmy-jimmy-mcgill-gif-26365595

[void kelp]

Real he should start speedrunning hl2 everyday

[void kelp]

If I find looking at statistics and creating them as a fun thing to do in my freetime would I like hoi4

[neon vale]

play victoria 2

its honestly one of the most worthwhile map games

its far more "green line go up, dopamine release" than hoi4

[lean laurel]

Im playing shadow of chernobyl and my crosshair went from 4 lines to 2, how do I fix this?

[obtuse spindle]

change weapons?

[obtuse spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1093986060314353767/You-1.gif

[obtuse spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1093989400309932063/20220216_170230.gif

[old stone]

I got a new front sight installed via smith after my original fell off and went missing. I took it to the range today and had to replace the fiber since I did not burn the ends of the original properly.
Works great.

[lean laurel]

Nada

Still the same

[obtuse spindle]

Try restarting the game?

Turn your computer off and on again

[lean laurel]

Also didn’t fix, I tried it

[neon vale]

this man hasnt ever played SoC beware^

[obtuse spindle]

Savescum

[lean laurel]

What the hell did I press

[lean laurel]

So u know what’s wrong?

[obtuse spindle]

Load the game to before it happened

Uninstall the game and reinstall it

[neon vale]

no, but it sounds a lot like SoC bullshittery

[obtuse spindle]

This man is lying

[lean laurel]

Common?

[neon vale]

its probably some button you have pressed if i gave my two cents

[obtuse spindle]

I agree

[neon vale]

if it isnt fixed by restarting at least

[lean laurel]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[void kelp]

The whole green line go up thing is why I'm even good at plague inc

[neon vale]

you would like vic 2 then

industrializing is green line go up

and you get to use child labor

[void kelp]

Omg half life 2 beta reference

[obtuse spindle]

Hello, Based department?

[thin isle]

[void kelp]

I might try it because I think all the constant hl2 speedrunning is becoming not good for my sanity. This is the first time Ive experienced a visual hallucination, I was staring at a wooden door experiencing eye floaters and then the wood on the door I realize looks like g-man's face kind of, I stare at the door for like a minute straight zoned out and then it started moving and talking vividly for like half a second

[neon vale]

beware of vic 2 a little though

it needs mods to be good (HPM, GFM, DOD, etc.)

and is terribly optimized

sometimes needing a full restart of the pc if you alttab at a wrong time

other than that though its a fun game

[void kelp]

I play source games everyday

Not a problem

[void kelp]

Is there any mod that makes it take place in more modern era?

[neon vale]

hoi4 is better for that

millenium dawn

imo

ck3 is best for crazy family shit
eu4 is best for having things be different every time
vic 2 is best for watching your economy boom
hoi4 is best in combat and pvp

[void kelp]

Just found out hoi4 has a combine mod

Im guessing it would be easy though since you're the combine

[pulsar spindle]

I get no break but its fun in the walk in freezer

[lament zealot]

Walmar?

No, bread looks too fancy

Gotta be somewhere else

[pulsar spindle]

Johns incredible

[delicate willow]

This ONE SIMPLE TRICK speeds up your wifi (ISP's hate it!)

[lament zealot]

ukranian execution?

[restive pivot]

New STALKER 2 trailer on 15th may

[cinder crag]

so true

[neon vale]

one time i was on a wikipedia binge

and i ended up finding an image of a north vietnamese general about to be executed

[cinder crag]

wikipedia binge?

what is a wikipiedia binge

do you read wikipiedia for fun?

[neon vale]

yes

[cinder crag]

fuggin nerd

[neon vale]

i set aside an hour or two every day to just read whatevers on my mind

[cinder crag]

🤓

[neon vale]

i spent 3 hours yesterday reading about jonestown and its survivors

the day before that it was ancient chinese execution techniques

etc.

[void kelp]

read about mk ultra now

[cinder crag]

read about john money

[old stone]

https://youtu.be/OXmdIgaD-M0

[neon vale]

already did

[void kelp]

well keep reading it's not over

[cinder crag]

derek is an mkultra victim

[pulsar spindle]

Imagine if NATO was like they were in project wingman lmao

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/560386382170947594/1103642867223769180/RDT_20230403_083906.mp4

[mint basin]

Jeez that notification

Who needs energy drink when that close

[lament zealot]

cringe!

[mint basin]

Oof

Ok so who here wants stalker: VR raise your hand

o/

[old stone]

No unless you mean Mortal Kombat Ultra.

[cinder crag]

true

[old stone]

Whenever I see "MKUltra," I think of Moral Kombat.

[lament zealot]

no cuz it will have to be a whole separate game (not happening), or will have to heavily neuter the existing mechanics

[void kelp]

It wouldn't be that bad. The only mechanic I can see being different is inventory and they could just do something similar to alyx where you reach behind you for your backpack and that pulls up inv and then you take something out.

Which honestly would be pretty cool.

It would be really cool if you could like open the medkits

[cinder crag]

a lot of vr games do a physical backpack where you manually move things around inside. i think for a stalker vr, you grab a backpack and an inventory ui appears and you move things around that way

because the physical backpack gets really annoying imo in like into the radius

[simple sage]

Cracker Jack#2000

Question

should pin fun meme about waifuslayer if this reaches 12 yes reaction it shall be done

Total

11 votes

Results

100.00% (11 votes) - yes (im based)
0.00% (0 votes) - no (im cringe)

Ended

<t:1683264820:R>

Mode

Single votes only

[teal oracle]

Crash no!

[mint basin]

Nah just a straight vr port would be fine. Like Skyrim. Not perfect but great

It would be tough to stomach tho

[void kelp]

Yeah that's what I was thinking like a ui. It would definitely need to be a far more minimal design in items though.

Not that that's a bad thing.

I honestly would prefer it more simplistic in item amount rather than adding useless shit

I would imagine artifact hunting would be very fun in vr though

[cinder crag]

artifact hunting in into the radius is kinda fun

stalker's detectors work pretty much the same way

so thats what that would be like

[void kelp]

I would 100% be artifact hunting all day in stalker vr

[cinder crag]

but seeing classic locations in vr would be cool

and being able to actually be tactical in combat would be cool

[void kelp]

Yeah.

[cinder crag]

and a working stealth system in vr could be cool

[void kelp]

Yeah. It's honestly not bad of an idea at all to port stalker to vr it seems like it would work pretty well I think quartztrooper just likes being salty about everything and anything.

[cinder crag]

well tbh i dont think they would ever do that

too much resources for a small market

stalker has always been a flatscreen shooter so making it vr for like two people wouldnt be a good idea

[void kelp]

I'm talking about game play not marketing

[cinder crag]

well yeah

[rough patio]

i love the Mi-24A

[cinder crag]

but it would never happen

[rich merlin]

would you kiss it

[void kelp]

Maybe it will. I'm sure stalker 2 will attract many more fans since they are going to make it english.

[cinder crag]

they would have to nearly completely redesign a lot of the mechanics

a simple port wouldnt work

[void kelp]

I know.

I'm very aware it would be hell I've just seen similar.

[noble elk]

Loving something isn’t about being sentimental with it

Yuck

[cinder crag]

just do what hitman vr did and make it barely even vr

[rich merlin]

i would kiss it 😢

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079495452958924820/1079686530861367316/853893027118710794.gif

[cinder crag]

you probably have parasites and infections

[void kelp]

Like half life 2 vr mod exists

[noble elk]

What if Mi-24A doesent love u ?

[cinder crag]

they completely redesigned the mechanics

[rich merlin]

😭

[void kelp]

I know

[cinder crag]

and its a community mod

plus hl2vr took like four years or somethign

[void kelp]

I'm just saying I've seen it done before and a complete redesign is possible with a community mod.

[void kelp]

Yes.

[cinder crag]

i doubt it for the scale that stalker will be on

[cinder crag]

a vr mod for an open world game would be really difficult

plus i doubt it would work without official support

like viewmodels

like alien vr for example, they had to keep all the viewmodels and camera controllers

its not completely a vr experience

[noble elk]

What makes a vr experience- actual vr experience

[cinder crag]

full room scale movement with interactions

[void kelp]

Yeah, but I guess I just have to remember that stalker fans just aren't source fans.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cheese-cat-discord-funny-gif-25546951

[rough patio]

yes

[cinder crag]

plus source is heavily modular

[rich merlin]

👏 💯

[cinder crag]

unreal isnt so modular

[void kelp]

Stalker 2 is on unreal?

[cinder crag]

bro.

you're serious?

[noble elk]

Nah

[cinder crag]

you actually didnt know that

[ripe merlin]

It's not?

[cinder crag]

it literally is

[noble elk]

It’s ogsr engine bro

[cinder crag]

bro what.

[void kelp]

I thought they just made a heavily modified x-ray engine

[cinder crag]

yeah its on the cryengine i forgot

[cinder crag]

you literally havent been paying attention to anything have you

💀

thats like the biggest selling point

the fact its not on a broken engine

xray is so ass

[ripe merlin]

That sounds like a program that sorts mods so your game is playable

[void kelp]

I thought they made like a fixed version

[cinder crag]

he's so me

[teal oracle]

Gentlemen
My Internet has been stuttering all week
I have not played for honor in ages
Help

[cinder crag]

💀

[noble elk]

Face reveal ?

[cinder crag]

this would be a skull 13 moment but i dont have skull 13 anymore

[noble elk]

Level 2 skull moment

☠️

[teal oracle]

Upgrades

[slim wraith]

Chinken nunget

[ripe merlin]

Good

[void kelp]

That is why I thought it was taking so long because it was xray fixing development hell

[teal oracle]

I know but I have nothing else to do

[cinder crag]

no, its taking so long because {NDA}

[teal oracle]

I’ve just been talking with STOC folks in vc, has been great fun

[void kelp]

Well yeah and that

[cinder crag]

get a job you lazy ass hippie

[teal oracle]

But I need something to play and I don’t know what

[void kelp]

But it was already taking long before

[noble elk]

That’s basically original stalker engine glow up

[teal oracle]

I HAVE A JOB
I DONT GET PAYED BECAUSE SCHOOL

[cinder crag]

work through school?

[pulsar spindle]

Lmfao

[teal oracle]

Yes :(

[ripe merlin]

Wasn't monolith x-ray the glow up

[cinder crag]

what do you mean

[pulsar spindle]

I got school and a job and money

[cinder crag]

literally get a part time

[noble elk]

Shut

[ripe merlin]

Play WARBAND

[cinder crag]

i worked through school with a job

its not hard

[teal oracle]

Basically; school sends you out to work so you can feel how it is to work
And you don’t get payed
Child labour 👍

[slim wraith]

Epic

[cinder crag]

get an actual job

[teal oracle]

Go on, what’s it about

[pulsar spindle]

Dip my balls in the soda machine

[noble elk]

Ah yes

[cinder crag]

bro...

[noble elk]

Child labour my beloved

[cinder crag]

he doesnt know about warband

[ripe merlin]

you did not just say this

[slim wraith]

Dip it in freeze drier

[teal oracle]

Suffer

[slim wraith]

Same

[void kelp]

Skill issue ngl

[cinder crag]

lars go get a hobby

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ripe merlin]

Do you knows what's Mount and Balde II bannerlord

[teal oracle]

I’ve done nothing but wait for my internet to work, and looking forward to barotrauma and Zomboid sessions with the lads

[noble elk]

Boo !

[teal oracle]

Heard of it, never played

[cinder crag]

your addiction to a awful ubi game is just depressing

[teal oracle]

I used to draw, got bored because I suck

[void kelp]

You should play contraband police

[slim wraith]

You should play dark souls

[cinder crag]

DO SOMETHING ELSE

[noble elk]

Git gud

[teal oracle]

I HAVE NO FRIENDS IM LONELY

[cinder crag]

hey i have a solution! GET SOME.

[slim wraith]

Go outside

[ripe merlin]

He plays for honor rather than mordhau, he doesn't like skilled games

[cinder crag]

literally go outside

[teal oracle]

ALL MY CLASSMATES ARE RACIST

[slim wraith]

Rip

[noble elk]

Why don’t you get some btchs ?

[cinder crag]

you are literally IN SCHOOL

[cinder crag]

"racist"

so true, bro

[teal oracle]

Classmate bullied one girl I had out of class, she switched

[noble elk]

Too bad everyone’s racist here too

[teal oracle]

Nah fr they are actually racist

[cinder crag]

"erm everyone in my school is racist1!! i cant get friends!!!"

[slim wraith]

Kick their asses

[cinder crag]

actually a cope

literally go talk to people

[cinder crag]

derek

[noble elk]

How bout you switch your attitude and stop acting like a puss in boots

[teal oracle]

Talk to who! I live on the outskirts of town
The place where I live is litterarly called ‘’worlds end’’

[cinder crag]

i dont understand how people can be in school and not have friends. like bro you're literally surrounded by people

[noble elk]

Not my problem

[teal oracle]

Nah bro I can’t talk to people I suck

[cinder crag]

i understand being friendless and not doing anything. but if you're in school and you dont have a single friend you're just retarded

[slim wraith]

US suburbs?

[noble elk]

Buy a new house lol , don’t you have like money ?

[teal oracle]

Norway

[void kelp]

Talk to people specifically to make them uncomfortable and ruin their day then

[slim wraith]

Pretty easy though just don’t talk to people

[teal oracle]

Quiet kid moment

[cinder crag]

like i said.

[slim wraith]

Fat rip

[noble elk]

Fax

[cinder crag]

then just DONT BE

[slim wraith]

Did you say it? Or message

[noble elk]

Be gay

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

BRO

[candid cloud]

I don't have a lot of friends from school, only two of them.

[noble elk]

Wolf actin up

[cinder crag]

more than lars

[noble elk]

Lars has -2 friends

[teal oracle]

It’s not easy making friends when you go to a new school

[cinder crag]

it definitely is

no one knows you. its so much easier

[slim wraith]

Fuk around find out

[noble elk]

Literally rizz them up , Say something

[teal oracle]

Listen
When your used to people you’ve known for 10 years and your super comfortable around its very strange going to a school with a 1000 people

[slim wraith]

If they don’t like you means they weren’t really a good match to begin with

[teal oracle]

Last school had only 100 people

[void kelp]

It isn't. I can't make friends anymore now because I have been relocated every 3 months due to travel work for the past 2 years.

[cinder crag]

well yeah. but litearlly just talk to people

[ripe merlin]

@slim wraith

[cinder crag]

its literally so easy

i became friends with a guy in school just because i sat next to him

[candid cloud]

Tbh, I'm in the college rn, and everyone there knows each other, and I don't know anyone of them.

[noble elk]

Same

[pulsar spindle]

I stuck a fork in a outlet why does it make lightning?

[cinder crag]

because you didnt do it while wet

[slim wraith]

Most be Zeus in the socket

[teal oracle]

I don’t know how to socialize

[noble elk]

Just Stalk people you like sooner or later they will except the inevitable

[cinder crag]

yes you literally do

thats the dumbest excuse

[ripe merlin]

@cinder crag they are used to ppl they know so they always have something to talk about, but they don't have much in common with new people, best they can do is just ask more about the topic the other side is talking about

[slim wraith]

Better to try it a bit you won’t get much anywhere without at least trying

[ripe merlin]

I GOT PURPLE RANK

[cinder crag]

what does this have to do with anything

[noble elk]

That would be cool 3 years ago

[cinder crag]

im just saying open your mouth to another student

[ripe merlin]

Aren't we talking about the topic of not being able to make friends

[noble elk]

Everyone can make friends

[cinder crag]

im talking about how easy it is

[teal oracle]

There is like 15 people in my class. Not really the best people either

[noble elk]

I know people who make friends by breathing

[slim wraith]

Oi lad ask them something new or perhaps share common interests branch out as ya learn more

[ripe merlin]

Shut up nerd, you're like blue rank

[cinder crag]

there's your issue. you think everyone is bad people

[teal oracle]

We got borderline racist with the speech capabilities to match hitler

[cinder crag]

well we found your issue

[teal oracle]

Then we got ironic racist
He’s ok I guess

[pulsar spindle]

@high sail

[cinder crag]

"racism"

[slim wraith]

Look for others

[noble elk]

Cry about it geezer

[teal oracle]

The rest are aight
But I’m nervous so

I’ll try I guess?

[cinder crag]

so you're just going to be lazy?

[slim wraith]

Mate I get nervous entering a mosque but ya gotta talk regardless

[cinder crag]

no dont try. DO it

[pulsar spindle]

Ah shit

[ripe merlin]

If you show your cat, girls are making the first move

[cinder crag]

so true

[pulsar spindle]

Like this

[teal oracle]

We got one gal in our class, other one quit because one of our classmates is an asshole who won’t shut it

[high sail]

JJ what did i Tell You like 2 nights ago

[slim wraith]

You got a cat right lar?

[teal oracle]

She was nice too

[ripe merlin]

Or bring it to class

[cinder crag]

💀

[pulsar spindle]

I haven't said anything!

[noble elk]

You were the assholedidint you ?

[ripe merlin]

We do that, no harms done to anyone

[slim wraith]

Sneak the cat in a backpack

[cinder crag]

people allergic to cats:

there's a reason why they dont allow animals on campus

[candid cloud]

Instantly dies.

[teal oracle]

She was the kid that mostly kept to herself. And he decided to annoy her for some odd reason

[ripe merlin]

We already know, you revealed this to us before

[cinder crag]

and you didnt do anything?

[ripe merlin]

I'm allergic to cats, but I still pet them

[cinder crag]

lick them

[noble elk]

We have a cat at mine university which is allowed to roam around freely

Kind of a mascot

[high sail]

It applies to that too

[cinder crag]

drone

[ripe merlin]

I'm kicking you in the nuts

[pulsar spindle]

:<

[cinder crag]

you're licking me in the nuts

[teal oracle]

Yeah
I should have but

[pulsar spindle]

I just sat on a apple

[noble elk]

But your a lady boy ?

[slim wraith]

Say something unless you wanna keep watching it for some damn reason

[ripe merlin]

CATPOSTING NOW

[cinder crag]

how did this make you feel and is there any life changing advice?

[teal oracle]

Hell no bro I have no idea how to talk to women

[ripe merlin]

Talk about cats

[slim wraith]

Your mum?

[cinder crag]

parenting.

[pulsar spindle]

I feel damn weird, and I think I want to kill a minority

[cinder crag]

parenting is so ass these days

no one talks to anyone

[noble elk]

Ask your momma

[slim wraith]

Kill me first

[cinder crag]

the internet has killed our society

[teal oracle]

Good idea

[ripe merlin]

Lol what?

[noble elk]

Absolutely reasonable

[cinder crag]

plus, dont talk to girls for the purpose of dating them or anything. just talk to them like friends and normal people

[ripe merlin]

MORE

[teal oracle]

I miss my old classmates

[ripe merlin]

Mix of both is good

[cinder crag]

this is based

[cinder crag]

no.

[slim wraith]

Miss them all you want but that ain’t getting you anywhere

[noble elk]

Hohoho talking like friendship between man and women are a thing ?

[cinder crag]

you have never had a friend before

[noble elk]

Fight me

[ripe merlin]

Yes it's good,being a bit flirty shows that you're chill

[cinder crag]

you have never had a friend before

[ripe merlin]

MORE CUTE CATS NOW

[cinder crag]

anyway

[ripe merlin]

If you're ugly it won't work, sorry for you

[cinder crag]

im bored of this. we should switch to en_cats

[cinder crag]

no it just doesnt work

[ripe merlin]

You tested it with 1 girl

With your mom

[cinder crag]

you tested on none

[ripe merlin]

Alabama man

[cinder crag]

you literally havent even tried it. you saw it in a gym bro video

[ripe merlin]

Hahahagagagagagagaggahahahahahahahaha

[pulsar spindle]

When tf does being ugly hinder your chance at getting a friend?

[noble elk]

Bruh being ugly has nothing to do with friends , I have a redhead ugly ass bro, and he’s charisma literally compensates all that

[cinder crag]

he laughs

[ripe merlin]

Topic is no longer about friends

[cinder crag]

it literally is

💀

[ripe merlin]

What it is

[teal oracle]

Aight story time
So one time my classmate lit his shoe on fire

[cinder crag]

you cant even hold a conversation on discord. you have been invalidated

[noble elk]

What would you know about them anyway 😏

[ripe merlin]

I'm right, you're wrong

[noble elk]

Friendless

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-blade-runner-2049-ryan-gosling-anger-gif-16634156

[ripe merlin]

Classic duty

[teal oracle]

This was a year ago I think? so I was chilling with some of my friends. Then I heard some folks screaming out in the hallway
I see two morons run into the toilet screaming
So one of my other classmates, goes to check
He comes back a few moments later. I ask him what happened
One of the idiots lit their shoe on fire

[noble elk]

Classic dumb person

[cinder crag]

you're literally clear sky.

[ripe merlin]

Yes duty is dumb

[ripe merlin]

Bro is mad cuz we reached cnpp first

[noble elk]

Yes and I’m chill about it

[cinder crag]

you didnt even help

[slim wraith]

Should’ve stomped them with the shoes on fire

[noble elk]

You just ded

[cinder crag]

your lazy ass was lounging in the swamps

[noble elk]

Brain ded

[cinder crag]

brian ded

[ripe merlin]

I'm literally Scar wdym

[pulsar spindle]

This is funny to watch

[noble elk]

Scar was a merc

Scar cool

[slim wraith]

Brain did*

[noble elk]

Cs broin ded

[slim wraith]

Gato

[slim wraith]

Eat it

[teal oracle]

I’m not eating my cat

[pulsar spindle]

No balls

[high sail]

:>

[ripe merlin]

L

[void kelp]

What if the universe is just one big lifeform

[slim wraith]

Do it no balls

[cinder crag]

ill do it then

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[cinder crag]

what if you got a job

[slim wraith]

If it’s a free meal I’ll join ya

[pulsar spindle]

Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower

[high sail]

Woah You never posted this pic

[marsh walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/лунтик-dryloston-флекс-gif-25263180

[slim wraith]

Eat the life form

[void kelp]

If that is the case, would we not be parasites?

[high sail]

Say that one more time and ill explode your stupid face

[ripe merlin]

I never understood that show

[cinder crag]

a based response from waifu

[slim wraith]

Your ass is grass in im the lawn

[marsh walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/i-dont-understand-i-dont-get-it-interny-lobanov-puzzled-gif-12696546

[noble elk]

I’m breaking the cat treaty and posting a dog

[pulsar spindle]

I'm gonna get sat on

[slim wraith]

Burger

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1101505831578644500/catboing.gif

[slim wraith]

El gato

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle

[cinder crag]

headshot

[teal oracle]

Phone moment, can’t see

[void kelp]

I mean really, think of microscopic animals. Who's to say that they don't think the tree they are on is an entire planet. Who is to say that we aren't that small and just parts of something greater.

[cinder crag]

SHUUUT UPPP

[ripe merlin]

https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/8/8f/Demoman_goodjob02.wav

[teal oracle]

.Wav

[simple sage]

zeno4ek#9469 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[noble elk]

Buy computer

[marsh walrus]

😦

[teal oracle]

Computer at home

[cinder crag]

YOOOOOOOOOOOO ITS MIDNIGHT

[marsh walrus]

bober

[teal oracle]

Why are you awake

[noble elk]

Buy smol computer

[ripe merlin]

Dumb Californian moment

[teal oracle]

Good idea

[void kelp]

Sorry, the after dark came on in my playlist.

[cinder crag]

because i dont need to sleep yet

[pulsar spindle]

A rare picture of a girls room, because I had a sleepover with a real girl (very scary)

[cinder crag]

im not california

[noble elk]

Delete phone

[cinder crag]

california is a different timezone

[marsh walrus]

sell to OLX

[cinder crag]

retard

[slim wraith]

Holy shit I was convinced you were the state

[ripe merlin]

Are you one of those dudes that pretends he's gay to be in girls sleepovers

[noble elk]

Where you at ?

[cinder crag]

Arizona

[marsh walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headphones-funny-kanye-kanye-west-gif-16632001

[slim wraith]

Idk at this point

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[pulsar spindle]

Nah, my friend just asked if I wanted to stay the night

Goth girls are wierd

[ripe merlin]

The best

[slim wraith]

Come up north west and help me fight off cultists

[cinder crag]

💀

[ripe merlin]

Goth girls always got the best cats

[noble elk]

Does someone else live in Arizona ?

[slim wraith]

And then I’ll go

[cinder crag]

@cyan canopy

[marsh walrus]

bober

[cinder crag]

thats all i know

[noble elk]

Big numbers

[void kelp]

But seriously. How do we know we aren't as insignificant as a small blood cell to something else. Something else where 100 years for us would be 100 milliseconds.

[marsh walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/лунтик-dryloston-флекс-gif-25263180

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/ripperggs-shut-up-shut-the-fuck-up-shut-the-hell-up-shout-gif-17643874

[noble elk]

You’re a tardigrade

[ripe merlin]

Is your cat the America Sniper

[slim wraith]

We’re pretty significant I’d say

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/invading-dark-souls-spin-invading-another-world-as-dark-spirit-gif-16794089

[pulsar spindle]

Funny enough my cats name is Аня

[marsh walrus]

do u have oil?

[slim wraith]

Lol mines named katya

[cinder crag]

he's always oiled up

[high sail]

Woah hi second Lt ballsack

[cinder crag]

mine was Rosie

[marsh walrus]

a10 coming

[ripe merlin]

I'm the thug shaker

[void kelp]

To our societal constructs it may seem that way. But if anything we are parasites.

[slim wraith]

Was? Sorry if that’s the case

[cinder crag]

yeah

[slim wraith]

Naw man we vibin

We absolutely killin it man

[void kelp]

Something malignant.

[simple sage]

Ran575437#8650 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pulsar spindle]

I'll put a cinderblock through your window

[marsh walrus]

[slim wraith]

Something valuable

[slim wraith]

Miau

[ripe merlin]

@slim wraith can you send me more of your cats in dms

[high sail]

WOAH

[slim wraith]

Ight sure

[marsh walrus]

do u have any dog?

[slim wraith]

Yes

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[marsh walrus]

nice

[void kelp]

Something cancerous is what you could view humanity as in the grand scheme of the universe let alone earth itself. Who's to say the earth is not just a cell to something else that dies out in a matter of seconds.

[cinder crag]

dog more like HOG

[marsh walrus]

im too

[noble elk]

You buying ?

[high sail]

With a cinderblock

[marsh walrus]

dog dachshund sausage

[marsh walrus]

XD

[cinder crag]

i love lars cat

i love ran cat

[marsh walrus]

my camp of thieves
1 rat
3 cats
1 dog
1 fish

[noble elk]

Cow cat

[slim wraith]

Who’s to say we do not have the power to change this possible out come of many there likely are

[cinder crag]

i love johnny cat

[teal oracle]

He’s a very good boy

[noble elk]

He give milk ?

[marsh walrus]

dog better^)

[teal oracle]

No

[marsh walrus]

good dog ^)

[teal oracle]

He give hugs and scratches

[cinder crag]

cut your toes

[noble elk]

Cope

[void kelp]

Your government.

[teal oracle]

Both good

[noble elk]

Good enough

[cinder crag]

im going to commit the greatest act of terrorism in history to prove you wrong

wrong reply

[slim wraith]

Surely the government but does that stop us as individuals if we truly fight for what we wish to someday triumph for

[high sail]

Second Lt and her standard issue

[noble elk]

Kitler moment

[cinder crag]

im going to commit the greatest act of terrorism in history to prove you wrong

[teal oracle]

[cinder crag]

yes... let the thoughts take over

[void kelp]

All coming together

[cinder crag]

do it

[pulsar spindle]

Take the grippers off

[slim wraith]

Bro lookin like omori design

[cinder crag]

HE HAS A SHIRT

I LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[noble elk]

Moocat slep

[teal oracle]

Mom made him a shirt for Christmas

[void kelp]

Now you're speaking my language.

[slim wraith]

More calories more bulking I guess

[teal oracle]

I think he liked it

[cinder crag]

why did you reply to it twice

[noble elk]

The fact that you have this good of a trump card and still no friends is amusing

[void kelp]

I have dementia

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[high sail]

Ill send a HEAT warhead through your house

[cinder crag]

he doestn try

[marsh walrus]

Who will feed him?

[cinder crag]

simple as

[void kelp]

It's also 3 am for me

[cinder crag]

you're going to feed him toes?

[slim wraith]

You?

Feed

[marsh walrus]

I didn't copy the picture
I didn't get a reply to message

[cinder crag]

im hungry

[marsh walrus]

my rat

[slim wraith]

Then eat

[marsh walrus]

my pc wanna kil me

[noble elk]

Eat toes

[cinder crag]

@teal oracle lars can i borrow your cat

[teal oracle]

No

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1036695062396010606/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[slim wraith]

Eat rat

[high sail]

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG SHE HAS A CUTE SWEATER HOLY COW!!!!!

[marsh walrus]

metro 2033?

[cinder crag]

indian cuisine

[void kelp]

Alright I'm done with my tangent that I was going to turn into some weird transhuman 1984 cumbine "dystpia" propaganda

[marsh walrus]

boom

[cinder crag]

i kinda want a black cat

[slim wraith]

Eat a glowing mushroom and surely it’ll be a metro reference

[marsh walrus]

bruh

[void kelp]

I want a Scottish Fold

[noble elk]

That’s racist

[marsh walrus]

eat Artem

[high sail]

[slim wraith]

Gonna have a field as well for it

[high sail]

[cinder crag]

I WANNA BLAK KAT CUH

[slim wraith]

Bro gonna be like the cannibals in that one base

[marsh walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-headphones-funny-kanye-kanye-west-gif-16632001

[void kelp]

Ух

[marsh walrus]

ага

[cinder crag]

SHEEEIT

[void kelp]

Артём

[marsh walrus]

Артёмий

Вв

[void kelp]

💀

[slim wraith]

Бургер

[marsh walrus]

бедный кот

[slim wraith]

Бигмак

[marsh walrus]

чипсинка

[slim wraith]

Роял бургер

[marsh walrus]

broooo, give me photo and dimensions pls

[slim wraith]

Картофель фри

[pulsar spindle]

What

[slim wraith]

Put that shit on gmod

[void kelp]

Me when I turn en_offtop into ru_offtop with 1 message

[pulsar spindle]

I'm going to shit myself

[marsh walrus]

im need to final this

[small ice]

the horde...

[marsh walrus]

stop

[pulsar spindle]

No

[void kelp]

People when they die:

[small ice]

youre lucky my favorite gifs tab doesnt want to load in

[high sail]

Johnny i hate You
Why didnt You post anya in a cute SWEATER before??? Idiot!

[pulsar spindle]

I did long ago dummy

[high sail]

Proof?????

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/966208986380660796/1004560567329116190/theguy.gif

[marsh walrus]

bro, what is this AK?

[void kelp]

Ah hell nah they done thrned aspyrlof int a roauchefkduwdn🐠

[pulsar spindle]

Literally a AK-74

[marsh walrus]

Can you please send me a couple of photos from the side in private messages to detail my layout?

[pulsar spindle]

Ight

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1093963790539829330/329011405_559788169421023_6623831245535163702_n.mp4

[high sail]

WOAH

[marsh walrus]

I don't understand

[high sail]

Ight is a shorter alright

[void kelp]

Anyone else randomly point at their cats when they are doing literally nothing at all

[slim wraith]

Point at or aim basically the same thing

[void kelp]

No I mean like physically point at them

[pulsar spindle]

I piss without using my hands

[cinder crag]

my videos no longer work

[void kelp]

Like wojak type shit like

[cinder crag]

its so over........

[cinder crag]

this is me

[slim wraith]

Good aim I hope

[slim wraith]

Naw man but the fuk it we ball barely started

[cinder crag]

WE ARE SO BACK

[cinder crag]

i hope you get a squib and the rifle blows your hands off

[pulsar spindle]

L

[cinder crag]

cute

[slim wraith]

Miau

[high sail]

Me

[pulsar spindle]

When I feed you yeah

[high sail]

Meow

[slim wraith]

Miau

Feed me too

[pulsar spindle]

Go away bean person

[slim wraith]

Fuk you man of graham crackers

[cinder crag]

beanboy

[pulsar spindle]

Unemployed mf

[void kelp]

beanboy

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-sleeping-cute-gif-18816974

[slim wraith]

beanbag

[pulsar spindle]

Beanboy

[slim wraith]

Employed mf

[slim wraith]

Beanboy

[pulsar spindle]

Overgrown cumsock

[high sail]

Woah

[high sail]

Shut up

[void kelp]

Call me insane but I think the combine water flavored sustenance bar would taste good

[pulsar spindle]

I mean probably

[slim wraith]

Shut down

[small ice]

once seal is broken, consume within 9000 days

[cinder crag]

i want one of these

[slim wraith]

Delicioso

[void kelp]

You can buy them.

[small ice]

a water flavour bar

[slim wraith]

Under grown cumhat

[cinder crag]

wher

[slim wraith]

Would the minerals add flavor to it though?

[noble elk]

Keep wanting

[pulsar spindle]

You're more useless than a Hi-point

[void kelp]

We stocked up fr ong

[cinder crag]

i also want the gelatin calorie paste one

[slim wraith]

You’re more useful than a low point

[pulsar spindle]

Literally no sense

[slim wraith]

Literally sense

[pulsar spindle]

Don't make me take your sks away

[cinder crag]

i want this one too

[slim wraith]

Don’t make me not order you agua de Jamaica

[pulsar spindle]

Bet

[slim wraith]

Gamble

[pulsar spindle]

I'm gonna shove a wet burrito up your butt

[void kelp]

Overworld designs. They don't actually contain anything unfortunately though.

[cinder crag]

where buy

[void kelp]

It's a prop website

[cinder crag]

oh

[slim wraith]

I’m gonna shove a dry burger down your throat

[cinder crag]

well yeah i dont care about if they have anything

[noble elk]

Cabron

[cinder crag]

i just want it so i can leave it out for people to ask questions

[noble elk]

Boring

[cinder crag]

you're boring

[noble elk]

😢

Why are you mean to me ?

[pulsar spindle]

Because

[void kelp]

Yeah. That's what I used to do with my scp keycards

[slim wraith]

我要吃面

[slim wraith]

Imma prob go eep

[cinder crag]

i also want to get prop books with the covers from half life alyx

[void kelp]

I'm in a whole combine cosplay group maybe I could ask one of them

[slim wraith]

My brain wasn’t existent to begin with but now it’s creating a singularity

[cinder crag]

like this one

[noble elk]

Big words

[cinder crag]

or this one

[noble elk]

Bdsm cat