💬┃en_offtop

[inland kelp]

what da Sidorovich doin

[sharp moss]

Were not talking about road quality cause of transportation purposes though.

[noble elk]

Sidorovich when you didn’t bring him conserva

[inland kelp]

Traffic?
Oh mates i've never heard of that, I always take a shortcut everytime I drive

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kill-cat-kill-gif-20949162

[high sail]

Conserva....

[noble elk]

https://youtu.be/VbupierP6p8
Sidorovich when no conserva

[next spindle]

well traffic was discussed so

at least i can sleep on bus

[sharp moss]

Nah we weren't, that guy was just talking to himself

[teal oracle]

I have become the schizo

[ripe merlin]

Searching for you

[inland kelp]

Ohh he won't take neither a piece of me that coward Ukraine

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-breaking-bad-gordon-freeman-walter-white-get-real-gif-25294153

[candid cloud]

[inland kelp]

Real Engine 4

[cinder crag]

come to arizona (there is no shortcuts)

one freeway

[gray jetty]

I found the site I think in Phoenix

https://gyazo.com/152de13d24b31bf9e3da9e37b9201041

Tsmc fab 21 build site

[cinder crag]

come to tucson

[gray jetty]

But bro

I wanna visit the build site

[zenith tundra]

це тіпа чаес

[void kelp]

#💬┃en_offtop get outta here 🐽

[zenith tundra]

rule 1,2,7

[cinder crag]

what

erm according to ruleth 1, 2, 7 you cant thay that 🤓

[void kelp]

Shut up janny

[cinder crag]

you be upgraded from a schizo to a skinwalker

congratulations

[void kelp]

Yup

[cinder crag]

[void kelp]

Turns out that language was Navajo

[zenith tundra]

you don't want to say anything

[cinder crag]

wdym

[cinder crag]

what language

[void kelp]

It’s a joke, not a dick. Don’t take it so hard

[void kelp]

What the voices told me

[cinder crag]

oh i see

[zenith tundra]

not a joke

[cinder crag]

the ancient navajoans have converted you into a skinwalker

[cinder crag]

erm i dont think its funny so its not a joke 🤓🤓

[void kelp]

Isn’t pig an outdated slur for Slavs?

[zenith tundra]

he said it was a joke himself

[void kelp]

Shut up, daddy

[cinder crag]

so anyways how are you guys doing

[void kelp]

Horny

Jk

[cinder crag]

good that you said jk because i was typing something mean

[prisma zephyr]

A...skinwalker?

[void kelp]

Too early for that

[zenith tundra]

rule 1,2,7 😏

[void kelp]

Sorry your vagina is deeper than mine

[cinder crag]

cool im glad you memorized the rules, now go memorize your mother's birthday

[zenith tundra]

поговори

[cinder crag]

upgraded

[void kelp]

Alright. 1. I’m sorry.
2. It won’t happen again

[zenith tundra]

я таке не прощаю

[inland kelp]

I laughed

[cinder crag]

you do realize this is the english chat

[prisma zephyr]

7. Ligma

[cinder crag]

if you want to speak that go to the other chat

[zenith tundra]

u?

😚

[void kelp]

Yeh that’s why I called him a pig and he through a temper tantrum

[cinder crag]

the letter u. what could this man mean by this

[zenith tundra]

u - you

[cinder crag]

the letter u followed by the word "you". what could this man mean by this

[void kelp]

Aight I’m gonna do something that the majority of everyone in STOC doesn’t do. Exercise.

[zenith tundra]

do you know what ligma is?

[cinder crag]

yes im diagnosed with ligma

[cinder crag]

aryan

[zenith tundra]

happen

[cinder crag]

what could he possibly mean by this

[zenith tundra]

he - me?

[void kelp]

Ja

[cinder crag]

what could he possibly mean by this

[cinder crag]

sehr gut mein freund

[zenith tundra]

rest

[cinder crag]

what could he possibly mean by this

[prisma zephyr]

ICH SPRECHE EINE SCHLECHTES DEUTSCH

[cinder crag]

dumkopf

[prisma zephyr]

Nou

[cinder crag]

was?

[zenith tundra]

а самі на німецькому базарять

[cinder crag]

den mund halten

[gray jetty]

[void kelp]

[cinder crag]

jackles

[zenith tundra]

ти краще з своїм дружком не пиши поганих слів, це все добротою не закінчиться

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/hans-flammenwerfer-get-ze-gif-15834368

[cinder crag]

was sagt er

[shy narwhal]

What's happening

[inland kelp]

This #💬┃en_offtop
Out

[cinder crag]

kuro!

[shy narwhal]

Speak English

Both of you

[cinder crag]

owned

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/speak-english-banned-1984-gif-23180549

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/thaddäus-german-hello-hallo-deutsch-nachdenken-gif-13464533

[cinder crag]

well thats that i guess

bye bye

[tight panther]

[ripe merlin]

Catposting now

[inland kelp]

Sadge

[inland kelp]

Bans almost make me sad

[obsidian brook]

We speak English here, but it is not the reason to start insulting other users

[gray jetty]

Fr

[inland kelp]

Fair enough

[obsidian brook]

This is a friendly chat to have comfy conversations

[ripe merlin]

(hence why catposting)

[inland kelp]

We do dogposting here

[cinder crag]

no we dont

[ripe merlin]

Max banned for dogposting in a catposting channel

[inland kelp]

Dogposting, and possibly, slavposting if you have the chance to have one

[inland kelp]

Hey they're still animals why are they mad at a dog in a cat channel?

[ripe merlin]

Well Ukrainians and Americans are both people but they have separate channels

[inland kelp]

IT'S JUST a doggy : (

[gray jetty]

WOW

[cinder crag]

dogs more like HOGS

[gray jetty]

uncool

[gray jetty]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/420759591534460939/1103338557667561543/security.png

[gray jetty]

Barn cat came to say hello

[cinder crag]

hug him

[inland kelp]

Doggies are the best

[hollow tartan]

Wooooooow

[gray jetty]

He ran away

[noble elk]

Memes say the opposite

[hollow tartan]

Tortals

[inland kelp]

Memes are worthless

[noble elk]

No that would be you

[gray jetty]

Jouch

[inland kelp]

Fax

[noble elk]

Memes hold significant cultural value

[hollow tartan]

Jouch!

[cinder crag]

the jouch

[gray jetty]

The factory must grow

[noble elk]

Capitalism must go on

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/gentlemen-factoro-factorio-pixelsplitter-spidertron-gif-21598771

[inland kelp]

I'd eat a nice cup of butter instead of watching one hour of modern memes

[hollow tartan]

Bruh wtf my meme isn’t sensitive

“Explicit content”

[noble elk]

They said habibi cat is explicit

He’s the goddamn habibi cat

[hollow tartan]

No no it’s a man wearing a black cloak and a mounted deer head playing Davy Jone’s theme on a Hurdy Gurdy

[inland kelp]

Being gay is not your choice, Is mine, you're gay now

[carmine forge]

You're the one responsible for draftingpeople into the Navy?

[hollow tartan]

Navy worse than Army

[inland kelp]

Millions

[gray jetty]

The boy

[noble elk]

Yours ?

[gray jetty]

Yah

[hollow tartan]

Literally you

[noble elk]

Had the same looking dog . I think bersnki something

[inland kelp]

Nice swastika you got there

[hollow tartan]

Shhhh

[gray jetty]

There burners

Swiss burners

[hollow tartan]

It’s HOI4, shit just rolls down hill

[inland kelp]

And yeah, that is me

[carmine forge]

If you posted this in #💬┃ua_offtop ...

[inland kelp]

Doggo posting!

[noble elk]

My big Buffon

And the second one

[hollow tartan]

Goobers

[cinder crag]

this guy plays hoi4 make fun of him

[hollow tartan]

WOW

[gray jetty]

Perhaps

[gray jetty]

It’s a metaphor for a concentration camp

[clear sand]

The only concentration I need is to calculate the money a trader gives me for 250 scrap metal parts.

[cinder crag]

so true

[gray jetty]

Wow I just saw this on the news

https://www.anandtech.com/show/18682/tsmc-unveils-major-us-fab-expansion-plans-3nm-and-40-billion

Please silicon father buy more tools

🙏

[clear sand]

yes make the Dutch richer

[cinder crag]

i hate dutch people

[gray jetty]

Those have nothing to do with the Dutch

🤨

[clear sand]

guess who makes the tools for chip production

[cinder crag]

the dutch are the cause of all issues in the world

[cinder crag]

me

[gray jetty]

Applied materials

An American company

Which I work for

[cinder crag]

nope i make them

in my garage

[clear sand]

you work for tsmc ?

[gray jetty]

I work for applied materials

[clear sand]

good for you

[gray jetty]

I wish I worked for tsmc

That would be so cool

[cinder crag]

comr toanriozna

[gray jetty]

when they open the factory i might show up

that place is being built state of the art TSMC arizona corp bought ordered our new most advanced tool which ive yet to see the rest of tsmc order

[high sail]

@shy narwhal do You know why @pulsar spindle was muted and for how long?

[gray jetty]

he was muted be ua mods

[bitter hearth]

chaos

[teal oracle]

What for?

[gray jetty]

posted something about the russian war

[noble elk]

I thought me posted another furry gay pick

[teal oracle]

[gray jetty]

i mean that wouldn't surprise me either

but

not this time

[noble elk]

Sounds like improvement lol

[teal oracle]

From gay furry porn to political extremism

[gray jetty]

Next stop eugenics

[bitter hearth]

what?

[vital pawn]

Question for all my Russian speaking friends here, is it ok to use Λ in place of Л?

[high sail]

How long is the mute?

[inland kelp]

Bruv

[gray jetty]

best ask in ru chat

[gray jetty]

2 days

[high sail]

Alright

[vital pawn]

Ok

[tight panther]

Yes... just noticed it here

[inland kelp]

Rate my setup

[gray jetty]

your not in the freezer

you failed already

[inland kelp]

I am the fking wall

[gray jetty]

which one

[cinder crag]

cool

haha get it

[tight panther]

@vital pawn Ping me if you have any more questions. Always happy to help

[vital pawn]

👍

[inland kelp]

A wall

[gray jetty]

damn alright

eBay

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/blah-blah-blah-gif-24729976

[cinder crag]

pretty sure thats not allowed

also why haven't you played cold war

absolutely fantastic

[shy narwhal]

@sinful ocean no advertisement

[bitter hearth]

@shy narwhal

[cinder crag]

@gray jetty

[gray jetty]

hello

Im be real i just thought he was asking for a place to sell it i only read about half of it

[inland kelp]

Agreed

[sinful ocean]

No free time for games. I'm selling because it became possible to buy these CoD parts on Steam, so the BattleNet account has lost its meaning for me. (I don't play Diablo and have never played it)

[cinder crag]

whatever bro

i think its silly

[sinful ocean]

🤷

[sinful ocean]

Sure 👍

[sharp moss]

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2023/may/03/pupil-arrested-after-nine-killed-in-belgrade-school-shooting
@gray jetty Thoughts on America exporting their culture openly now?

[gray jetty]

you can never kill the imperialism in america

hehe

[cinder crag]

[gray jetty]

were not even on the list

what the hell

[cinder crag]

my point exactly

[gray jetty]

except the virgin islands

but we just own that place

[carmine forge]

The incels are behind it all

[gray jetty]

fr

bet there are no virgins there

Guantánamo Bay is in cuba bruh

[hushed condor]

Why is my country not up there?

[gray jetty]

how did i never know this till now

[hushed condor]

We always should be number one

[cinder crag]

what country

[hushed condor]

USA

[gray jetty]

it's probably china

[cinder crag]

so true

[cinder crag]

bro

[gray jetty]

but since all the killing is done by the government i guess it doesn't count

[hushed condor]

America is number one 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[teal oracle]

Dox

[cinder crag]

want me to

[gray jetty]

when they bring back imperialism

[gray jetty]

they say what good is a gift if you don't share it with anyone

[hushed condor]

America will be number one OORAH🔥🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[cinder crag]

slava amerika

[noble elk]

China

[hushed condor]

Why did I guess rules of nature immediately

Before seeing the video

[hushed condor]

Rules of beeture

[hushed condor]

Downgraded that beetle to beetle juice

[gray jetty]

someone needs to get that man a gun

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[hushed condor]

Sin City?

[cinder crag]

what

[hushed condor]

Or to 51?

[hushed condor]

Las Vegas or Area 51

[cinder crag]

you're definitely not american

[cinder crag]

thats an entirely different state

💀

[hushed condor]

No

[cinder crag]

you're not american

[hushed condor]

Wait lemme

[cinder crag]

or if you are american you are very very disappointing to our nation

[cinder crag]

yes.

[hushed condor]

I was referencing this

[cinder crag]

i know

thats an entirely different state

nevada sucks

its a literal wasteland

[hushed condor]

Oh wait

[simple sage]

Mr. Boonie#7485 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[hushed condor]

I screwed up whoops

[cinder crag]

yeah you did

[hushed condor]

I get those two confused every now and then

[cinder crag]

how

[hushed condor]

My brain isn’t with me today

Idk man, just happens

[cinder crag]

they are not similar at all

[carmine forge]

Both desert

[cinder crag]

nevada even has an entirely different desert

[hushed condor]

They’re both by each other

That’s probably why

[cinder crag]

you need to study your geography

[void kelp]

I don't like the Japanese.

[cinder crag]

based

i hate japan

[void kelp]

based

[sharp moss]

why

[void kelp]

Also very based.

[sharp moss]

I wish their folklore was real, imagine walking through a forest on a full moon and suddenly ending up in another dimension full of women that are actually fox spirits

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-message-gif-21998755

[noble elk]

What you posted

It wasn’t kek , it was cringe

[void kelp]

Japanese pedo is what they are, and what they will always be with a little bit of suicide between.

[sharp moss]

Not my problem you people are the human equivalent of oatmeal

[void kelp]

I don't care.

[cinder crag]

bro what

[noble elk]

L

[cinder crag]

that cat is cute but abused

[noble elk]

Payed cactors.

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/jinx-baloongis-cat-nixly-weaky-repz-gif-25559792

[hollow tartan]

[daring onyx]

[shy narwhal]

You

[sharp moss]

Replace the furry with Monika and correcto uno

[noble elk]

Any last words ?

[sharp moss]

Yea, he can't get his paws into the trigger guard to actually pull the trigger

[clear sand]

the trigger claw

[sharp moss]

Has anyone noticed in that image i posted how unusually long the dude's neck is? Apparently not since everyone here only looked at the woman and is secretly attracted to the furry

Many such cases

[void kelp]

Me when thehunter classic.

[old stone]

If you want to make extra money, shove a cheese wedge up your rear end and cross a border.

[craggy crow]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/political-wallace-breen-breen-combine-half-life2-gif-24658899

[old stone]

Financial advice

[teal oracle]

Since I conveniently live in Scandinavia I’ll look into it

[teal oracle]

I have the full video of those two

I gotta find it again

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/z3U0udLH974

[teal oracle]

Aw

[ripe merlin]

I got warband up and running, hooray

[ripe merlin]

I hate katanas

[cinder crag]

its not that complicated

[small ice]

monki

[void kelp]

monki

[alpine forum]

librarian

[clear sand]

return to the zone

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/960914817160450078/1101782930067562616/Interent_Monke.mov

[vital remnant]

dont grab the cat like that 😭

[low steppe]

What a nice day

[hushed condor]

What’s up

[tight panther]

Hello, good to see you

[hushed condor]

It’s finally warm where I am

That’s always a good day

[void kelp]

Hello peoples
I just came here to say hello and now I am going to sleep
Good Night everybody.

[tight panther]

Good night

[low steppe]

Yea me too

[hushed condor]

Good night

[tight panther]

How is your day?

[urban coral]

Ayo @gray jetty

Believe it or not

But I judge thee "Cool"

[low steppe]

That was one of my best day

[tight panther]

Glad to hear that. What happened today so good?

[low steppe]

I get a new friend

[tight panther]

Sounds great. Congratulations ^^

[low steppe]

yea thx

[broken fossil]

Lots of Ukrainians are pirating the new zelda rn

[old stone]

That's a gorilla, not a monkey.

[broken fossil]

The torrent is packed

[low steppe]

That good

[broken fossil]

It's mainly Russians and Ukrainians

Some German

Others are rare

[low steppe]

Yea that very good I hate Zelda

[noble elk]

That Zelda guy is a simp

[old stone]

I can understand Russians doing that cause of trade policies but couldn't charities distribute copies of the new Zelda to the Ukrainians?

[noble elk]

Deserved

[low steppe]

Who Zelda

[noble elk]

Lmao

[broken fossil]

Just pirate it

[noble elk]

Zelda isn’t what Ukrainian ppl need rn

[broken fossil]

It's been leaked early anyway

[lusty onyx]

What happened with the new zelda game?

[low steppe]

Hacking

[broken fossil]

Leaked 10 days early

[lusty onyx]

[broken fossil]

[lusty onyx]

Nintendo L

[tight panther]

Why?

[broken fossil]

Incredibly average Nintendo fumble

[void kelp]

This is the second time I mistook your pfp for a combine ordinal for half of a second

[gray jetty]

oh yah what say you judge of cool

[urban coral]

Cool

[tight panther]

What is "pfp"?

[gray jetty]

😎

[void kelp]

Profile picture. Same color scheme as oridnal.

[tight panther]

Got it, thanks for the explanation

[urban coral]

Pfp is nothing, just like ShoC is nothing

Say pp or avatar

[tight panther]

avatar, yes, sounds much better to me

[void kelp]

Pfp shorter

[candid cloud]

I wonder how people which are saying that: A lot of Ukrainian people pirating new Zelda - are getting the sources of who exactly downloading the game.

[urban coral]

Greetings to you, Truther, wielder of the Officially cool

Also 'sup Viktorn

[candid cloud]

Sup, Crimson, based moderator.

[urban coral]

Hella

[void kelp]

Source?

[candid cloud]

Source: I said that.

[void kelp]

Half Life 2 Reference

[urban coral]

"Hey friend"

Get tf away from me, you kid sniffer

[low steppe]

Zelda that a bad game every game are bad except Stalker and Dawn of zombie

[tight panther]

Your chat is clearly more active than similar chats in Russian and Ukrainian

[void kelp]

Depends on what time it is

[urban coral]

Always has been

Sorta

Back in the day, though

[void kelp]

Sometimes I look in here and its completely dead and ua and ru are almost flooding

[tight panther]

I like Zelda

[urban coral]

Zelda based

Or, well, the older ones are based

[low steppe]

Zelda…

[tight panther]

Even so, your chat is more active

[urban coral]

If we're talking about the character, it's honestly just a Princess Peach discussion

[tight panther]

That's how I would

[urban coral]

Ayo so guys, who of you knows about Age of Sigmar?

Yeah, me too

But I've been trying to get into it and it looks pretty neat

[noble elk]

I have a friend who keeps talking about it

It’s ok , nothing special

[urban coral]

I barely know anything about it, but it looks pretty alright

Although I do have to say that some of the factions are a bit bland or just straight-up wack

[full grail]

Hmmm

Anyone who knows anything about Oblivion Lost, does anyone know what the toxic crusader ending was supposed to be??

[urban coral]

@coarse rapids

[valid jay]

wdym

[noble elk]

It’s about crusading and being toxic

[full grail]

Fjdhsjeosns
Wrong answer

[urban coral]

So, basically one of Abaddon's many Black Crusades

[full grail]

The endings interest me
Never heard of the toxic crusader ending

[valid jay]

what the hell is toxic crusader ending, where did you find that name

[noble elk]

They are also very angry , horny and have a lot of fake news

[full grail]

Look at the image

[valid jay]

found it

i have no idea what those journos meant

[urban coral]

Chaos wack fr

[valid jay]

i don't recall there ever being 8 endings in S:OL

most likely just a random thing journos said/gsc told

[shy narwhal]

@valid jay

[coarse rapids]

probably something to do with Sin,Id need to have the leaks for 2003-2004 OL

[valid jay]

naaah 8 endings sounds like something they'd say during the crimean concept

[lament zealot]

English dub always sounds super cringe

[valid jay]

look at the screenshots they're using

[valid jay]

so does japanese tbh

[void kelp]

When you think about everything and anything is cringe to someone

[valid jay]

kuro my beloved

[shy narwhal]

!ban @low steppe terrorist group picture

[simple sage]

Exhorter#1813 has been banned

Reason: terrorist group picture

[valid jay]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[shy narwhal]

Yes?

[coarse rapids]

that isnt COD Ghosts?

[shy narwhal]

Wasn't

[coarse rapids]

????

[shy narwhal]

There was Z too

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959706787014127656/1092807651777327234/ezgif-2-5585545510.gif

[valid jay]

?

[shy narwhal]

@valid jay answer me

[valid jay]

what

[shy narwhal]

^

[valid jay]

you did it you banned the guy

[shy narwhal]

Me

[valid jay]

you don't know about crimean concept or what?

[coarse rapids]

I know about the slavic union

[valid jay]

[shy narwhal]

Answer me with a yes or no.

Will they call? @valid jay

[valid jay]

yes

[shy narwhal]

:(

I hope it's gonna be something interesting then

[valid jay]

abbreviations: SS
lmao

[coarse rapids]

System Shock

[valid jay]

but no i'm reffering to that time in development when they decided the game'll be set in crimea

that's the reason early cordon's in some canyon

[shy narwhal]

I am waiting

24 minutes till the end of the shift

[valid jay]

i'm waitiiing so longgg
i'm waitiiiiiiing so long
i'm waitiiing so long
i'm waitiiiiing...

[rough quartz]

Is that a song reference?

[valid jay]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70GD2SBCq64

the art is so corny

[coarse rapids]

ho that,nhaaaa

[valid jay]

i love it

[rough quartz]

Nice lol

[tight panther]

My brother is no longer here

[valid jay]

Crimean Tatar radical organisation "Crimean Concept"

[rough quartz]

Lel

Are you watching/reading Berserk, NozAr?

[valid jay]

nay, been done with that long ago

[rough quartz]

Oh, neat

[void kelp]

<:: Rodent unit compromised in sharp zone. Ingestion of wall material detected. Extraction protocol initiated. Hydration administered. Wall material expansion imminent. Rodent unit exploded. ::>

When is cmb_offtop?

[bitter hearth]

@shy narwhal

[crude cobalt]

Hey

Wanna see something fun about terrorism ?

[shy narwhal]

2 mins @valid jay

@bitter hearth

[valid jay]

wat

[shy narwhal]

Before the end of the shift

They won't call

Freedom

[nocturne iron]

Freedom?

Im here representing freedom

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/freedom-gif-25824935

[nocturne iron]

Paradox hell yeahhhh

[serene nova]

can we talk about one thing guys?\

why anomaly is better than vanilla?

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bandit-stalker-shoot-bang-gif-17282471

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/374775712172998657/1100199917676408842/ow.gif

[serene nova]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-smoking-gif-8295043

[void kelp]

What.

[serene nova]

yes

why

[void kelp]

Get yourself to a asylum

[bitter hearth]

@prisma zephyr check the dms

[coarse rapids]

@valid jay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551229668469243917/1103439709218279465/1683143833863232.png?width=1363&height=671

[valid jay]

dunmers are boring ahh why does ukraine like them

[coarse rapids]

very very broken

[shy narwhal]

Uhh

What

[valid jay]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/981120113384259674/1057719119312605184/Nazrin_being_watched_by_Civilized_Society.gif

[noble elk]

@valid jay

[shy narwhal]

@valid jay

[valid jay]

what

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/brook-one-piece-smoking-fumando-brook-fumando-gif-24162151

[ripe merlin]

Catposting now

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/cigarette-smoking-gif-20419694

Charlie sheen was sent to the abyss

[gray jetty]

BRUH WHO PING

[inland kelp]

FOR KAAARL

[inland kelp]

Can we strike out this mate?

[lament zealot]

kind of sad around here without sack stealer :(

or that one guy who posted that BUFF TF2 Escape From Tarkov cock edit meme

sadge :(

[urban coral]

At least I'm not around

[inland kelp]

Me resisting the urge to say "i'm out of touch"

[lament zealot]

I'm out here touching myself

[urban coral]

Actually true

[lament zealot]

I mean uhhhh

I'm outside of my touch

I mean uhhhhhhh

[inland kelp]

I'm beating the meat that I have in basement

[lament zealot]

I'm touching my outsides

[lament zealot]

o shit, you've got one of those too?

[lament zealot]

I thought I was the only one!

I wonder how much you're supposed to feed them though...

I just give it whatever's leftover from dinner

Mine REALLY likes water

[inland kelp]

That's absolutly not an human body, hahahahahahaha...

So uhm, and hey guys guess what, I have a new recipe for cupcakes!

[urban coral]

You're both making Derek look like a white knight here

It's honestly kinda sad

[thin isle]

'eppino 'paghetti

[inland kelp]

That's what every southern italian like me look like

[inland kelp]

I swear they throw pizza at trees to cut them down

And they fly with pizzas, like cool guys do

[thin isle]

We do, can confirm.

[thin isle]

We also use Calzones as a sleeping bag, which is why we're so naturally greasy.

[inland kelp]

And yeah we use spaghetti and pasta as shirts

[lament zealot]

stalker fans after their newborn baby dies (it was due to a medical anomaly)

[void kelp]

The gamma players are less sensitive they are masochists

[neon vale]

the mod creator is definitely sensitive though

[void kelp]

Who knows what mental anguish is caused by playing gamma everyday

[lament zealot]

actually its quite the opposite

what mental anguish does an average gamma player face every day, which drives them to play the mod? (living in eastern europe)

[void kelp]

I would actually say a lot more of them are like migrating dayz and tarkov players from the us

And they all look like living soyjacks

[urban coral]

Why tf are y'all talking

[void kelp]

(This is way more of an insult than it is at first glance)

[thin isle]

oh no

[void kelp]

weed

Average day in en_offtop be like

(Me)

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/882568382568861707/1100100492606050444/1650275126372622336.gif

[void kelp]

i love la beast

[pulsar spindle]

Finally I'm free!

[void kelp]

Speak of the devil

hello johnny johnson, i am pashka ventilator. tell me, do you know who vadim painter is?

[pulsar spindle]

No

[void kelp]

what a shame

guess i should speak to yuri bum then

[void kelp]

swag

[lament zealot]

do you have these downloaded or what

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[lament zealot]

:|

[void kelp]

I already had that one

veteran difficulty is like, the true normal difficulty

know what im sayin?

[void kelp]

Someone should make a stalker 1hp mod

[void kelp]

oh hell yeah, king assripper. classic.

[lament zealot]

oh god is that king assripper

[void kelp]

the one and only glutton

[lament zealot]

@pulsar spindle send based memes cuz you seem to be the only other guy with any rn

[void kelp]

You can do that in hl2 with commands I somehow managed to finish nova prospekt which was literally impossible so I had to change it to max 10hp(hard mode)

[simple sage]

Johnny Johnson#5065 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pulsar spindle]

Lmfao

[neon vale]

yes

[void kelp]

yo! this is like, that gif with the "7 day free trial" where the dude has his pants ripped down
and the other one which is "7 day trail expired" and it's the same clip but in reverse

[void kelp]

hoof lef

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/864936984547819522/982336267700293672/redditsave.com_panie_marszaku-i4fczw8128391.mp4

[lament zealot]

that was sent in here b4

[void kelp]

if you want to do it type "sv_cheats 1; skill 3; ent_fire addoutput !player "max_health 1"; hurtme 99"

yo viktorn

what do you think about the

[pulsar spindle]

Have this then

[void kelp]

half life 2 deathmatch?

[lament zealot]

SEEN

[void kelp]

tiktok cooking at its finest

[void kelp]

Good. The gravity gun is very fun.

[void kelp]

good man, good. especially on smaller maps once you know all of the item spawns it just works like clockwork.

[lament zealot]

I think you missed it a dozen miles back

[void kelp]

Clockwork reference(very old serious hl2rp server)

[lament zealot]

uh?

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[void kelp]

do not get me started on that crap shoot, jesus h christ. so much time wasted on nebulous rp, never again.

[lament zealot]

laugh, for the fool wasted their time on roleplaying

[void kelp]

look man, sometimes
you gotta fall flat on your ass to learn

[void kelp]

bro, you know the feeling when you see a guy and you're like

ooooo

[lament zealot]

I was in a server and the server owner who had acquired a maid outfit accidentally sent the uncensored version of the picture in the server

[void kelp]

epic swag

[lament zealot]

everyone knew what his face looked like after that day

[lament zealot]

no cuz I'm not gay

or 5'10"

[void kelp]

oh :(

[pulsar spindle]

I heard my calling

[lament zealot]

what not being a manlet does to a mf fr fr

[void kelp]

but i am not a manlet

[lament zealot]

I am not

[void kelp]

i am dead center 6'0

[lament zealot]

that's not dead center

pretty sure 5'10" is dead center for men

[void kelp]

no no, i mean that as in accuracy of height

[lament zealot]

close enough

[void kelp]

plus what's the issue with short guys?

[pulsar spindle]

I just farted on my cat and she passed out

[void kelp]

Same man. I wasted so much time on impulse and vanilla and now roots.

[neon vale]

too predictable

they either become femboys or dwarves

more options for tall dudes

[lament zealot]

either way they are the least funny mfs on the planet

[void kelp]

bro, just give up on it. trust me, a gamemode that has to writing a damn job application in a forum for a fictional workshift is not worth it.

[neon vale]

i beg to differ

i never said they were unfunny
i just said they are predictable

[void kelp]

Oh roots doesnt have that.

[lament zealot]

I never said you said that

[void kelp]

You just get xp

[lament zealot]

beg

[void kelp]

wrong, parkour and gymnasists, also best choices for tank and submarine workers.

[neon vale]

🤓

[void kelp]

short guys are fine, you's just too silly and limited.

[neon vale]

tanks are cringe
cant fault a sub worker though those things are sick

[pulsar spindle]

I'm like 5'8"

[neon vale]

i weep for you

[lament zealot]

ah that makes more sense

[neon vale]

wait
how tall is waifu then

[pulsar spindle]

I fogor

[neon vale]

@high sail how tall are you

[void kelp]

you're okay johnny, just don't forget that in the end of the day you train the body. a strong body makes a strong mind, and vice versa

Hes muted

[pulsar spindle]

Its 3am for them lmao, they are asleep

[neon vale]

when one comes back the other gets smote 💀

[void kelp]

classic

[lament zealot]

-the dumbest mfs on the planet

[lament zealot]

amazing

[void kelp]

?

[pulsar spindle]

I wish there was a easier way to get this damn food handlers card

[void kelp]

wdym?

[lament zealot]

I need more

[pulsar spindle]

My head is a box of rocks

[prisma zephyr]

Innovation

[lament zealot]

16 y/o white gym boy reciting pseudo-philosophy be like

[prisma zephyr]

Anybody ready for Dune part 2? 😏

[urban coral]

No

[prisma zephyr]

Oof

[lament zealot]

no

[void kelp]

you don't need the gym to get strong. push-ups and squats at home, nice long walks, some short jogs, etc. you don't need some super fancy training stuff to at the very least work your body to be healthy.

[prisma zephyr]

Yall weak

[lament zealot]

ok

[nocturne iron]

Im out here touching @delicate willow

[lament zealot]

disgusting

[lament zealot]

5'10" be like

[nocturne iron]

Yes

[prisma zephyr]

I mean the Main Character does start a holy war which ends in billions of lost lives

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1102983301007945728/RDT_20230502_1001446779597045584458088.gif

[prisma zephyr]

As long as you aren't holding hands

[urban coral]

More like 4’8”

Warhammer Dwarves, my dude

[nocturne iron]

Don't worry I brought gloves

[void kelp]

there are very few things in life that can replace the joy of cultivating for self-growth

s'cool

[neon vale]

when it starts getting below 5' 5", it stops being funny
and becomes cool

little man

[neon vale]

wind rose W

[nocturne iron]

Gotta use the glove to make love 🤘😎

[neon vale]

Mine! Mine! Mine! is a great song

[void kelp]

but am i wrong?

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2dDCZgcFGl9yj3ZEmaQM6x?si=ccd27a9656dc400e

[void kelp]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/908516123870392382/1103479851530342460/kMezTEoH.mp4

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so this is actually true kmfao

[prisma zephyr]

Crash getting a prostate exam rn

https://tenor.com/view/awkward-umm-what-what-gif-14694719

[prisma zephyr]

Eww

[pulsar spindle]

Thats news to me

[delicate willow]

No,|| I already passed it||

[urban coral]

Man, y'all got serious issues lmfao

[nocturne iron]

He studied very hard for it

[pulsar spindle]

Had some hands on experience

[delicate willow]

1st hand job experience

[prisma zephyr]

Damn crash giving nymph hand jobs out here

[urban coral]

The worst thing of this image is Light Mode

[neon vale]

mole

[prisma zephyr]

😏

[nocturne iron]

Well, yes technically,

[neon vale]

light mode haters when they go outside (its too bright out)

[urban coral]

Fr

[void kelp]

looks like something from milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

[urban coral]

That's why we real gamers game in basements

[prisma zephyr]

Based

[lament zealot]

schizophrenics trying to justify their violent sexism be like

[neon vale]

ive been thinking about getting milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk

[lament zealot]

light mode users when they go outside (they stare at the sun)

[neon vale]

[lament zealot]

why is this cropped weird

wait, let me guess

[void kelp]

play them both, with inside first. you won't miss out on anything if you don't play it, so don't worry about it.

[lament zealot]

it was probably posted on 9gag before, and someone tried to crop it out

since 9gag watermark is on the side

[neon vale]

9gag user^

[nocturne iron]

Good point I should look into that

[lament zealot]

naw

9gag on deez nuts

[delicate willow]

https://tenor.com/view/sashimi-stocking-discord-speech-bubble-gif-25638543

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1080457343164219422/image0-4-1.gif

[neon vale]

i never understand why that anime is named in such a way

[void kelp]

Reminds me of how recently this doctor who was like a literal asian twink had to like check all of my pulses and shіt because I passed out randomly for no apparent reason and his hands werent cold at all and they were getting my heart rate rhythm thing idk and then they had to literally like squish my thigh and I could literally feel that it definitely changed because I was thinking hella gay thoughts and then when he came back after looking at the heart results from the thing he was looking at me suspicious asf. He definitely knew I was gay somehow from the results from the computer.

[nocturne iron]

Whatever Stocking is based af

[void kelp]

that's it, now it's getting serious

oh dear lord, i just now realized how tiny the image is

[delicate willow]

What, you're telling me you don't see anythimg wrong with Hajime no Boku le Sexe Bang-Bang

[void kelp]

what the hell, what happened to it?

[nocturne iron]

Reminds me of a kid I knew in highschool

[lament zealot]

I don't think it was the results on the computer that tipped him off

[void kelp]

No they said I was fine I just needed to drink more water and less battery acid.

[delicate willow]

https://tenor.com/view/caught-in-4k-you-exposed-gif-21379673

[void kelp]

oh man, didn't this guy get kicked off twitter?

[lament zealot]

I had a long talk with someone who unironically kinned themselves with a character before.

[nocturne iron]

Crash want me to do that pulse test with you ;)

[neon vale]

the second redo of healer meme ive seen in this chat in 7 days

[vital remnant]

why do i only have heartburn when i sit down

[void kelp]

some people are unfortunately just like this, all you can is learn from it and move on

[delicate willow]

Yeah, he was on IG but then he stopped doing the character

Funny China man gone .. Bad fortune!

[void kelp]

tummy problems or something, idk go to doctor, why you asking us?

[vital remnant]

i cant afford allat

[pulsar spindle]

"Fall asleep with a itchy bum, wake up to a smelly finger"

[prisma zephyr]

No horny

[nocturne iron]

@void kelp btw I think your username is based af lol

Best stalker name here

[lament zealot]

he was like "I am this character and the character is me, we think the same because we are the same"
I asked "what happens when the character dies"

the character dies in the series he appears in

[neon vale]

kinning yourself with a redo of healer character is like saying you are Epstein reincarnate

[void kelp]

it was between yuri bum or vadim painter, i had to make a hard choice

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/yup-gif-13982427

[pulsar spindle]

Embed fail

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-basil-sad-killing-myself-kill-myself-gif-22004517

[nocturne iron]

My favorite stalker npc name will always be Timka Drip

[void kelp]

timka drip

[vital remnant]

i hate joining new servers wtf is this

[void kelp]

that's a good one

[lament zealot]

grooming

[urban coral]

Alright, see y'all later

[simple sage]

D2#4696 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[vital remnant]

too many god damn bots

[pulsar spindle]

L

[void kelp]

some guys are just like that man

[neon vale]

HELL YEAH

[void kelp]

they simply have too much swag for us to handle

[neon vale]

IM ON THAT WIZARD SHIT

ive been posting wizard images in group chats for 6 months now

[nocturne iron]

Crash crawled up the wall

[lament zealot]

yall hating on epstein for getting some pussy

[neon vale]

i needed a restocking of wizard pics

[nocturne iron]

And made me leave bed to see his bullshittery

[neon vale]

going into the folder

[void kelp]

man

[lament zealot]

its based on a meme but mods r poop so I will get warned if I post here

[void kelp]

it's too late for me to be shit posting

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-sleepy-head-ikea-bed-bedtime-gif-16576805

[nocturne iron]

Around 3am for you?

[void kelp]

the body needs sleep

[void kelp]

yep

[pulsar spindle]

I am going insane, this food handlers card test is getting absolutely annoying

[nocturne iron]

Figured lol

[lament zealot]

how much heat for chicken and pork

[pulsar spindle]

No

[lament zealot]

what about beef?

[void kelp]

that lip sync is on a new level

[nocturne iron]

Wow that was awful to watch

[void kelp]

Kin? HL2EP2 VORTIGAUNT REFERENCE?!?!?!

[lament zealot]

wrong, the answer is 200F for EVERYTHING (I believe the actual rate is like 165, to 185 ish, depending on the meat, but if you cook meat to 200 its safe)(unless ur cooking some exotic meats)

[void kelp]

200 fahrenheit?

i only speak in metric, sorry

[delicate willow]

~100 C

[pulsar spindle]

L

[void kelp]

i don't see the appeal of tiktok besides for looking at hot dudes and loud chinese videos

[void kelp]

i don't even speak mandarin

[nocturne iron]

Gay?

[void kelp]

Ngl fahrenheit makes more sense than celsius. Most of the time I would say metric is better but besides temperature.

[void kelp]

the weight and volume measurements are all connected very nicely

[delicate willow]

How is it better

[nocturne iron]

Fahrenheit is harder to spell

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[delicate willow]

Its worse by every metric (pun intended)

[lament zealot]

european cope

[nocturne iron]

Woman?

[delicate willow]

Like 4 countries use imperial

[nocturne iron]

🤨

[void kelp]

get real

[prisma zephyr]

Because Murica

[delicate willow]

Irrelevany system

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/intellectuals-and-degenerates-intellectual-degenerate-opinion-rejected-gif-25754655

[prisma zephyr]

Imagine not being American and talking about irrelevant

[delicate willow]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-raiden-senator-armstrong-moneyintr-gif-15988527

[lament zealot]

REAL

[delicate willow]

Imagine being American

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/ellis-left4dead-gif-26292256

[simple sage]

Nymph#9902 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lament zealot]

"wah wah america sucks!" - local #💬┃en_offtop peruser

[neon vale]

united states customary system gang

[prisma zephyr]

Imagine not

[neon vale]

we dont use imperial

[void kelp]

More balanced. Celsius is like 0 = pretty cold and 100 = death where fahrenheit is like 0 = extremely cold 50 = Alright 100 = extremely hot

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/how-terrifying-tng-star-trek-murphs33-gif-22169586

[lament zealot]

50 is kind of chilly, but manageable

[nocturne iron]

Imagine pursuing sexual relationships with an American

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-universe-tim-and-eric-mind-blown-mind-blown-meme-mind-explosion-mind-explosion-meme-gif-18002878

[prisma zephyr]

We got wealth, bitchez love wealth

[neon vale]

more precise and convenient for day-to-day conversation
its far easier to say im 6 foot than to say im 180 centimeters

theres a reason why metric is only used for important things

[delicate willow]

-20 = very cold
-10 = cold
0 = cool
10 = warmish
20 = warm
30 = very warm
40 = incredibly hot
50 dead

[lament zealot]

I'm uh one-point-8-meetuhs tall innit brtufv

[void kelp]

Well tbf I guess regular is like 60