💬┃en_offtop

[pulsar spindle]

How was the metro?

[bitter hearth]

game?

[pulsar spindle]

You are a dark one

[bitter hearth]

it was awsome

love eating the radiation

the whites are mean tho, mfkas shot me

[bitter hearth]

wtf

[pulsar spindle]

Its french

[noble elk]

It all makes sense now

[pulsar spindle]

I don't even feel my new earring now

Unless I touch it

[bitter hearth]

dont touch it then

[pulsar spindle]

It don't hurt

Like I can feel it in my ear

Just got it today because of waifu

[lament zealot]

the original

holy based

[bitter hearth]

if you get hit by electrcity, you would shine and look like zues

[pulsar spindle]

Hold on lemme find a very funny French car ad

[cursive gazelle]

alright I have returned to the server I missed the Shizoness

huh they neat I am experienced now

[neon vale]

why did you leave 💀

did you pull a patches

[pearl wraith]

this is a VIBE

[bitter hearth]

@cursive gazelle hey, you got invited to hangout place, most voted yes for you, its a server where we have stoc members and try to be friends, ping me if you wanna join

[cursive gazelle]

sure why not

Maybe my discord will be less empty then XD

[bitter hearth]

you will love it

[prisma zephyr]

Wow I wasn't invited

[bitter hearth]

leme see if they did or not

from now on just send me in dms, im pretty sure i cant talk about other servers here or promote servers so yeah

[void kelp]

hello

do you guys think that it would be a good idea to make a stalker meme channel?

[neon vale]

what

i couldnt imagine having one

sounds like a stupid idea

[bitter hearth]

[void kelp]

im always struggling to find stalker memes from yt

[noble elk]

Can your open your eyes ?

And give a good look

[void kelp]

bruv

[noble elk]

What’s right under you

[void kelp]

a bed

[noble elk]

What’s under #💬┃en_offtop ?

[void kelp]

#💬┃ua_offtop

[noble elk]

Lower

[void kelp]

i know already

the meme channel

[noble elk]

The channel of memes

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[void kelp]

but i want them as videos from YT

FROM YT

not DISCORD

[noble elk]

Same energy as buying clothes at the soup store

[void kelp]

im gonna do it anyway

[noble elk]

Have fun

[void kelp]

good hunting, stalker

off to steal memes

[old stone]

Shotgun girls for STALKER 2. This is from the anime Otherside Picnic.

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/tekken3-tekken-tekken-cutscene-tekken-cope-cope-gif-23885311

add kazuya mishima to stalker 2

[gray jetty]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/846318666413113344/1102619073730334720/HD_7226685209293507866.mov

[gray jetty]

Add Davy Crockett to stalker 2

[cinder crag]

add kiryu to stalker 2

[neon vale]

true

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/qfIpHXZI_-I Definitely one of my new favorite hl osts. Definitely my favorite from hla.

[cinder crag]

he doesnt know about the strider battle mix

that whole level is a phenomenal piece of dynamic music

[void kelp]

I know about it.

[cinder crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqiJQNhkCB8

best part

[void kelp]

Thats literally what I just posted they just compiled it

Mfw

[cinder crag]

no its not

that official song cuts out a lot of the dynamic music

that part isnt even in there

https://youtu.be/20FFgeK42Xo

[void kelp]

No way compares

[cinder crag]

8 minutes

[void kelp]

Thats more than 1 ost that is strider battle and garage combine

I meant for singular

[cinder crag]

what?

this is the mix for the entire level

where you fight the strider and then fight combine

and then blow the strider up

[void kelp]

Yes. But the segment I sent is specifically called strider battle. It goes to garage combine which is another seperate ost than to parking battle then to arena. There is a clear difference between them all. Dont get me wrong it sounds good but what I sent was a part of it because it is several osts that just lead into eachother but they arent the same song.

[cinder crag]

he doesnt understand how dynamic music works

its all technically the same song, but segmented

also the whole game is one ost idk what you mean by that

[void kelp]

Oh my god. I understand the game has dynamic music. What I mean by that is that out of the 4 different tracks that play in those segments the one labeled "Strider Battle" is my favorite. And no its not the whole song it is the gameplay segment name and one of the song names.

[cinder crag]

"strider battle" isn't a song in the game. the mix of all of those makes up "strider battle". the official song is just their own mix

i love you viktorn

[neon vale]

i forgot if i got this from here

[lament zealot]

based, imagine sending this to a group chat after a fuming argument

[cinder crag]

fuming argument

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

What is this then https://youtu.be/qfIpHXZI_-I

[cinder crag]

i just said

i literally said its their own mix for the soundtrack

[void kelp]

Its not the same video

[cinder crag]

you literally sent the exact same video

💀

[void kelp]

No I didnt this one 3 minutes the mix is 8

[lament zealot]

it's literally not

[cinder crag]

this is the mix for the soundtrack

[void kelp]

Its not

[cinder crag]

you did not read anything i said

[void kelp]

I did you just dont make any goddamn sense

Click the video its not the same

[cinder crag]

the one i sent is the full ingame mix. the one you sent is the official mix for the soundtrack

[cinder crag]

bro thats the first one you sent

[void kelp]

Not mix that one is just one part

[cinder crag]

what 💀

[void kelp]

The one I sent is just one part

How hard is that to comprehend

[lament zealot]

shut up morons, start over & explain your positions from the start there is clearly some big miscommunication going on h ere

[cinder crag]

YES. THATS THE MIX FOR THR SOUNDTRACK. THE ONE I SENT WAS THE FULL INGAME MIX,

viktorn you're actually unable to think

too many speedruns

[void kelp]

Yes. And the first segment is called strider battle.

[cinder crag]

[void kelp]

CAN YOU NOT READ WHAT IS THIS CALLED? https://youtu.be/qfIpHXZI_-I

Holy shit what is it called tell me?

[cinder crag]

never mind you're hopeless

[hushed condor]

What’s up

[hushed condor]

What’s this called

[cinder crag]

bro. you are literally not reading my messages i give up

💀

[hushed condor]

We arguing over soundtracks?

[cinder crag]

something like that

[void kelp]

I read them

[cinder crag]

you dont process them

[lament zealot]

shut up losers

[lament zealot]

check this out and quit arguing

[void kelp]

Process my dick in your mouth

[lament zealot]

https://store.steampowered.com/app/1310460/HalfLife_Alyx_Soundtrack/

Steam

Half-Life: Alyx Soundtrack

The official soundtrack to Half-Life: Alyx. Following the story and locations of Half-Life: Alyx, the soundtrack evolves and combines industrial, electronic, experimental and orchestral cinematic pieces, alternating between abstract environmental, emotional soundscapes and direct action oriented cues.

Price

$9.99

Recommendations

160

▶ Play video

[cinder crag]

except i dont pay for music

[void kelp]

soulseek still rocks

[cinder crag]

thank you quartz for this amazing visualization

[void kelp]

Ok so I bring up something that is not a mix and say it my favorite hla ost and then you say the mix is better despite the fact that it is 4 different osts and 1 of the 4 is the one I mentioned.

[cinder crag]

viktorn..................

please.

you're just making run on rant sentences

go play half life alyx

[void kelp]

No I mean the tracks themselves are seperate even if they play the way they do in game. You can even look at your video that proves me right.

[gray jetty]

WOW

[cinder crag]

hi jakc

[lament zealot]

oohhhhh hshit lmfao

that reminds me of another video I've seen

except in mine I think it was a plane(?) smashing into the roof of a mosque(?), causing lots of debris to fly everywhere & crush people

[cinder crag]

oh.

[lament zealot]

very sad :(

[gray jetty]

Uh

[cinder crag]

you should send it

[gray jetty]

But that guy is still alive

[lament zealot]

no

[void kelp]

Literally check the description its several

[lament zealot]

shut up, he wont listen

quit entertaining him

[cinder crag]

bro please its just a song it doesn't matter

[lament zealot]

I don't want to hear it from you

[cinder crag]

okay then you say it

[lament zealot]

shuddup

[gray jetty]

My son has died

[lament zealot]

?

[gray jetty]

All 4 corners look like that

[lament zealot]

skill issue

[gray jetty]

Fr

I ordered a new one

Needs some fixing though

[void kelp]

This reminds me of how one time when I was like 6 an entire dresser with a box tv fell ontop of me only missing my upper torso and somehow I wasnt injured at all

[lament zealot]

balls too fat

[gray jetty]

Wasn’t my box tv

Or you would be dead

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[lament zealot]

gusy

please post good memes

[lament zealot]

im tired of carrying the chat

[lament zealot]

you already posted this and I said it had bad logic

[lament zealot]

seen, and not that funny

[lament zealot]

as a person who has worked delivery before we'd just be like "this is way outside of range, we're canceling the order"

[lament zealot]

holy shit

so much cereal

[lament zealot]

this is what Im talkin about

[neon vale]

wrong video

[neon vale]

never knew the punchline was that
now this meme is cringe

[lament zealot]

makes no sense

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/archimedes-physics-science-volume-displacement-gif-22083881

[prisma zephyr]

What degeneracy have I entered

[lament zealot]

I dont remember what I named it but I had this guy's other hotdog in ketchup one

[lament zealot]

the full of this

[lament zealot]

seen

[neon vale]

i gave a jolly rancher to a friend once and he legit could not recreate this

[lament zealot]

bro...

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725131845649563681/1102459298312900658/image0.jpg

[lament zealot]

that's cringe, I'm saving that

[void kelp]

Less than usual

[void kelp]

This doesnt make sense they would probably announce this not write it

[lament zealot]

fr

[neon vale]

i never bothered getting past the first area in hollow knight

[lament zealot]

drags on for far too long

[neon vale]

as if you are able to critique

[lament zealot]

L, I can't beat the final boss cuz it kicks my dick with 2x damage on every attack

[neon vale]

im not a big fan of hollow knight

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/seoloistt-nereris-chaetzukimbap-squidward-gif-24679311

[void kelp]

Bro thinks Im giving my attention for a whole 45 seconds

[neon vale]

the game bored me

[lament zealot]

we gon hump them, we'll suck their dicks off

[gray jetty]

Huh

[void kelp]

Is it bad that I automatically recognized that that was n**pro

[lament zealot]

oh wait that version of the song is a little too spicy

[void kelp]

😭

[gray jetty]

Fucken hell bro

[lament zealot]

(there are two versions)

ones a little more edgy on the lyrics

[void kelp]

Are they both from n**pro?

[lament zealot]

the one I have is

[void kelp]

The amount of songs they have made is actually insane for being satirical

[lament zealot]

actual white face

[lament zealot]

(I won't be punished for this because nobody cares)
#swagger

[gray jetty]

Fucken robots

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/552OhFLnEr6DLCm9i2R3pA?si=84ee9e0e27ff4db6

[lament zealot]

I was briefly in a server with the artist for that

like, the artist who made the char

[gray jetty]

Bro I’m a character

[lament zealot]

yeah a background one

NO backstory, NO redeeming quality, NO unique clothing, NO colored hairstyle lookin ass

https://tenor.com/view/i-am-the-main-character-main-character-usagi-serena-sailor-moon-gif-26004228

[gray jetty]

Bro no unique clothing

You kidding

I’m wearing a Hawaiian shirt with Japanese planes bombing Pearl Harbor right now

Please

[lament zealot]

yoooo that sounds based as fvck

where can I buy

[gray jetty]

You can’t

You need the code

[lament zealot]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

pls bro

I need

[void kelp]

Not inaccurate.

[lament zealot]

@gray jetty ?

no wait

[gray jetty]

Similar

[lament zealot]

these aren't japanese

[void kelp]

Glenn quagmire

[lament zealot]

dammit, close but not it

@gray jetty ?

[gray jetty]

Nah

[lament zealot]

hmmmmmmm

[gray jetty]

So idk what happened it’s not the one I had on

I have several with ww2 planes on it but not the one I’m thinking of

[lament zealot]

the closest I could find are ones with the pearl harbor ships on it

but no actual zeros attacking them

[cinder crag]

i want the pearl harbor shirt

[gray jetty]

I have one with Pearl Harbor but not the one with Pearl Harbor and zero fighters

[lament zealot]

?

[void kelp]

Making me cringe

[gray jetty]

Yah I dress like a washed up dad

[void kelp]

If I saw someone wearing that I would probably write them a restraining order

[lament zealot]

damn, it's all memorial type shirts

nothing as downright based as pearl harbor actually happening

that's such an unthinkable shirt design idea, I want one so bad rn

[gray jetty]

so funny thing about hawaiian shirts the company that makes the good ones

is called RJC

but all t here shirts are limited run so

if you want the cool ones you gotta buy them on ebay

[lament zealot]

that's fine

but I can't even find the shirt in the first place

[gray jetty]

im starting to thinking i made this shirt up but i swear to god i did not

[lament zealot]

not it

[gray jetty]

it's very similar to this

with zero sprinkled in

[void kelp]

Just wear something normal

Like this

[gray jetty]

https://www.ebay.com/itm/124342065936?var=425228113355&hash=item1cf35d5b10:g:~fEAAOSwxv5j4tJK&amdata=enc%3AAQAIAAAA0K%2B%2FCsfZSiA9MtJYoUo7iAdGqnknJnxfOdXvuUmhz8sOPZwEU6Tx2x2IX4rNwQtlD41aNml57fD%2B2%2BqDWGq1MSrhxL7Alu4bkGng7wDLKyN1vttHd1W7vh6NYmcyw7yAJgkRcpOuiXRbGWDMOZq4fIWZuQLTT5WgGUrK7uOGaoOm%2F0AhEqWBPD6aLFTbrqYnjWdJzC9ZGsvTmgx%2FW5LLWpdrAvq3gC5Flzcx9Mg7BKT8MuY8irxZiKqtAND0NWdqbmV1ebiENTQ6FggTZDNn%2BsY%3D|tkp%3ABk9SR4CFnqX7YQ

i own this one

[lament zealot]

yeah but thats not pearl harbor

[gray jetty]

yah idk

it might not be an RJC

[lament zealot]

zad

[gray jetty]

that might be why i can't find it

if i find it in the wash later ill post a picture

[lament zealot]

please

I sneed

[gray jetty]

it's likely not even buyable

you would just have to camp on ebay for it

[lament zealot]

THATS FINE

[void kelp]

All that for smth that doesnt even look good

[lament zealot]

@gray jetty babe check DMs

[gray jetty]

do not diss my drip

i will crash a car into your living room

[void kelp]

I live on a hill with like 200 stairs

[gray jetty]

did i stutter

[void kelp]

No

[tiny dew]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvCbvGkXoAAdlyI?format=jpg&name=medium

https://tenor.com/view/palpatine-smile-creepy-creepy-smile-smirk-gif-24584761

[cinder crag]

so true

[tiny dew]

Lolzers

[alpine forum]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/649000957643980820/1102716479524323428/RDT_20230501_230058.mp4

barotrauma moment

[teal oracle]

Relatable

[bronze oxide]

who?

[bronze oxide]

arma 3 moment

[bronze oxide]

i posted this once here

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle @teal oracle

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/realizing-everyone-knows-what-you-did-hatsune-miku-anime-vocaloid-gif-17298714

[granite tangle]

source?

[void kelp]

Engine?

SDK

?

2013?

2007?

[candid cloud]

Source Gold.

[brittle helm]

Are people

[hollow shuttle]

Ñ

[runic glacier]

https://twitter.com/barneycolhoun/status/1653128735481004040?s=20

Barney Calhoun #OnTheBlueShift (@barneycolhoun)

Alright, Security Guards we will be breaking the all-time player record for Blue Shift.
#OnTheBlueShift will happen on the 11th of June 2023, 20:00 GMT

Likes

279

Twitter · May 1, 2023, 8:06 PM

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/684477260488769538/1076900452278476912/20220216_170230.gif

[sharp moss]

That's not how you do it sir

[small ice]

mb😿

[sharp moss]

You bastard

[sharp moss]

Anyways yea this is how it's done(minus the text)

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-sleeping-cute-gif-18816974

[coarse rapids]

!tempmute 4d hatespeech

[simple sage]

Invalid command usage, try using it like:
</tempmute:1044968572746743885> [member] [duration] (optional reason)

Arguments:
member: User mention (@User)
duration: Duration (1h, 50s, 2d, etc)
reason: Text (may include spaces)

[coarse rapids]

!tempmute @gloomy hazel 4d hatespeech

[simple sage]

Adaś Miauczyński#8797 has been muted for 4 days

Reason: hatespeech

Muted until · May 6, 2023, 11:14 AM

[alpine forum]

all this hatespeech how about some lovespeech smh my head

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-entrance-omni-man-explode-gif-21497546

[teal oracle]

Maybe I should try chivalry 2

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[nocturne iron]

Im here once again

[high sail]

hey nymph

[nocturne iron]

I'll take a number 20, with a number 2 on the side and a number 3 for dessert thank you

[nocturne iron]

Hello

[inland kelp]

I'll have two number 9 a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45, one with cheese and a large soda

[high sail]

hey

[nocturne iron]

Im celebrating Crash's birthday today

He's older now

Im excited to see the Ukrainian traditions

Apparently it's a lot of alcohol

[high sail]

woah
happy birthday, crash

[nocturne iron]

Снег, what's 😅 supposed to mean in this context

Am I in for something I can't comprehend

[tight panther]

Nothing special. I just gave a cookie. I use it to denote 👍+♥️+ something tasty

[high sail]

one thing i really want to do with JJ is to get like mad drunk and fight him

[candid cloud]

Congrats for him.

[carmine forge]

Happy birthday @delicate willow

[tight panther]

( sorry if I disturbed you)

[teal oracle]

Happy birthday to crash

[prisma zephyr]

It's buggy af. It's more buggy now than on launch

[teal oracle]

Welp

Back to for honor I go

[prisma zephyr]

I mean, it's a fun time waster

But parties don't really work properly, customization bugs out sometimes, etc.

I'm like level 200 lol

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-idk-man-skill-issue-idk-man-seems-like-a-gif-24725965

[inland kelp]

ye son of a btch I'm in

[delicate willow]

Thanks!

[atomic lynx]

So my friend has a Secret Lab Titan 2020 chair, and somehow standing up and down creates massive EMI spikes that shut his PC down

Same issue but on monitors https://twitter.com/royvanrijn/status/1214162400666103808

Roy van Rijn 🐳 (@royvanrijn)

You've got to be shitting me...

One of our office chairs turns off monitors... we couldn't believe it, but we have it on tape.

Surprisingly, there even is a known issue for it:
https://t.co/d3NKIPiyXh

Likes

3413

Retweets

1867

▶ Play video

Twitter · Jan 6, 2020, 12:30 PM

[cinder crag]

interesting

guess he couldn't run his computer chair

[inland kelp]

Dunno skill issue i think?

[candid cloud]

Ey. It's Sylvia?

[sharp moss]

No, BNR 32

[candid cloud]

Damn.

[inland kelp]

Marioinatophat my beloved

[sharp moss]

Did you know that the R32 is 4545 milimeters long and 1755 milimeters wide and weighs in at 1430 kg, it has a 2600 cubic centimeter inline 6 engine with 2 overhead camshafts and 4 valves per cylinder.
It is fitted with 2 turbochargers which allow it's RB26DETT to put out 314 bhp at 6800 rpm in it's factory modification, It makes use of the ATTESA-ETS (acronym for Advanced Total Traction Engineering System for All-Terrain) It is a four-wheel drive system used in some automobiles produced by the Japanese automaker Nissan, including some models under its luxury brand Infiniti, it is this exact system that made it unbeatable in the Australian touring car championships from 1989 to 1994, when they stopped producing the R32 generation of the Skyline GTR, It uses 17 inch BBS wheels on the 1994 V-SPEC models, the body has a 60:40 weight distribution making it understeer heavily.

[inland kelp]

Thanks for the information comrade

[candid cloud]

"The more you know⭐"

[gray jetty]

WOW

[lament zealot]

I-it’s not like I-I l-like y-you or anything! B-baka!

Goofy ahh mfs fr fr

[gray jetty]

I gotta ask you guys

should souls born like games be played with a controller

cus ive tried multiple with a keyboard and mouse and it's really just not fun

[heavy river]

Yes

[gray jetty]

mk i need a to a controller

that isn't a switch pro controller

[granite tangle]

remember when metal gear rising memes were the stuff?

[gray jetty]

today is a sad day

my mic

is dead

[candid cloud]

F.

[void kelp]

The Cat has been stolen.

[nocturne iron]

How are things going today lads

[cinder crag]

of course

[cinder crag]

no i cant talk to jack!!!!

[high sail]

good

[ripe merlin]

I can barely run warband, I'm scared of even trying shoc

[sharp moss]

Maybe get a computer made this century then

[ripe merlin]

Broke

And Im collecting money for gym membership 😔

[sharp moss]

Collect it for a PC instead

[ripe merlin]

At least I can learn to play fallout 1

[sharp moss]

You can lift big rocks in the wilderness just fine and for free

[ripe merlin]

I'm not that much obsessed with games but it's still annoying to have this much of a downgrade

[winged oak]

dead money (I HATE IT I HATE IT)

[void kelp]

Hello Peoples. How are things?

[void kelp]

odd as ever I see

[clear sand]

hello

[cinder crag]

why are you saying welcome? you just got here

[winged oak]

is this claim factual!?

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-gfhd-fire-gif-26311370

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-molotov-rainbow-nikoplush-gif-25846464

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-ballin-basketball-gif-26187251

[cinder crag]

derek's shoes

[cinder crag]

derek's giveaway

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/oneshot-gif-22302840

[prisma zephyr]

Bro I literally came to say this lmao

[inland kelp]

Frick Dead Money

[clear sand]

wtf?

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-niko-oneshot-oneshot-niko-sphere-gif-21337787

[clear sand]

@dense star

[craggy crow]

Test it

[lucid crow]

@carmine forge do not

pls

[carmine forge]

Yes Mr. Moderator

[inland kelp]

Get out of my head

[dense star]

Real

[ripe merlin]

Does anyone have a video of cats with pacifiers @void kelp @high sail @teal oracle

[high sail]

Nope sorry

[coarse rapids]

https://youtu.be/hYxh_H_vKuE

[ripe merlin]

But like a discord video

[coarse rapids]

download the yt vid

[craggy crow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079495452958924820/1079686530861367316/853893027118710794.gif

i only have the gif

[gray jetty]

comcast is dead

RIP

[inland kelp]

what

[cinder crag]

what did he mean by this

[gray jetty]

comcast is dead in my entire town

so no internet

[patent burrow]

Have you tried connecting to Wi-Fi harder?

[void kelp]

No. I have this though.

[void kelp]

Comcast is ass

[gray jetty]

it's either comcast or 6mbs internet via DSL

[void kelp]

Youd be better off using mobile data as a hotspot off your phone☠️

[void kelp]

I used to have some sketchy ass wifi called something speed or smth idk and it was the best wifi I ever got

[gray jetty]

the DSL we had was so ass

the worst wifi you can imagine

playing online games was just not viable

if i joined a BFV lobby

id have 1200 ping

even if it was usa east

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

One time I had to use my unlimited mobile data as a hotspot for like weeks. And I would use a laptop and play gmod hl2rp with like 500-600 ping and a shіttу microphone. That was definitely one of the times of all time in my life.

[gray jetty]

im on my data right now

cus well

comcast cringe

[ionic skiff]

Just to not risk getting banned, I wanted to post some art in here, it’s Glaz from R6

[inland kelp]

Nerd

[dense star]

penis

[slate saddle]

Im new to this goofy ahh franchise

I contribute to this community by making this meme

[void kelp]

You shouldve spent around 8 more hours in photoshop painfully warping each texture to all of them instead of just the gas mask

[slate saddle]

😭

[void kelp]

Maybe 12

[noble elk]

Ikr

[clear sand]

he needs breaks... give him 2 days

[slate saddle]

Master got me working
Days never finish

[noble elk]

Disgrace to rock enjoyers community

[void kelp]

I know this pain after I tried to attach the bandit cloak to a 2d sprite

And then I would have to move the arms and everything and do layer bullshittery

[clear sand]

Found that anomaly a month ago but idk what this is

[void kelp]

And the best part is that melty blood(actress again)'s sprites arent properly cut themselves so I had remove the edge fringe pixel by pixel

[small ice]

hello

[tight panther]

hello

[dense star]

https://youtu.be/Jd_STVd5LUg

[low steppe]

Call of duty finally someone post that

[void kelp]

Call of phone number

(Based on my experiences)

[small ice]

a mimir

👋 🛌 ** **

[noble elk]

https://youtu.be/2WAE5TTu6CE
@bold jackal the future has arrived old man

[bold jackal]

oh my god

i need this mod lmao

[noble elk]

That’s meme channel he just swapped duty and boars lol

[noble elk]

But I totally agree

[bold jackal]

the finger guns really does it for me loool

i need this mod

[noble elk]

I sugget watching his videos , the most iconic stalker experience

[noble elk]

https://youtu.be/-VCtyTeTlT8 you’ve seen nothing yet

[bold jackal]

definitely gonna check him out

ill have to ask him how he did all this lol

[noble elk]

Zone is a strange place

@coarse rapids https://youtu.be/jF51tnxS05E

[inland kelp]

Hos to make something scary even scarier

[high sail]

imagine being muted @pulsar spindle

[bronze oxide]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488328268378931203/1101223952015179866/fQ84BaIUtlU.png

[neon vale]

how did he get muted 💀

he hasnt spoken since yesterday

[high sail]

posted like a """political""" meme

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1102941758855319602/20230502_122407.jpg

[carmine forge]

If you posted this in #💬┃ua_offtop you'd get at least muted. I would know

[neon vale]

i love how amazing the moderation quality here is

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/725131845649563681/1102459298312900658/image0.jpg

[coarse rapids]

[neon vale]

hello vasim

[coarse rapids]

should I try to up my quality to match it to the eastern channels

[full grail]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ig9z_hDSjuU

[full grail]

Is Norman and Eptable the same person?

[neon vale]

flippindingdong enjoyer

dude is my favorite part about 2013 youtube

[vital remnant]

something im thinking about

would it be possible to rip out somebodies throat with your teeth

like this

[neon vale]

if a rat can do it, you can too

[full grail]

Sorry to dissapoint you but
I just started playing Arma 3 regularly and a friend of mine sent this

[neon vale]

watch his other animations

his animation reel is really good

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/NpSHVGE_02g

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[noble elk]

No idea

[carmine forge]

@shy narwhal

[shy narwhal]

I bought a new drone

Too lazy

It's stored in the briefcase

Nah

[carmine forge]

Proof?

[noble elk]

Proofles

[carmine forge]

Didn't feel happy in this place

had to move on i guess

[noble elk]

He was great

I will forever miss him

Although I completely forgot he existed before you mentioned

[shy narwhal]

Tomorrow

[carmine forge]

Will be waiting

[inland kelp]

I agree

[carmine forge]

Hit me up when it's time

[low steppe]

haram

no

[inland kelp]

Oi comrade can I have some?

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884051675680231504/1103077707060883456/trim.B304EAF8-AE94-46D0-B145-545CE6583494.mov

[mint basin]

Get me some of that foam

[undone gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/896821715093565511/1102359399101644800/4B543A5F-CC8C-45FC-AAD3-D4AEBCBD80AD.png

[nocturne iron]

Hiii lads

Im drunk

Don't judge me too hard

[bronze oxide]

hi

[nocturne iron]

Hey

Me rn

[nocturne iron]

Lol

Ukrainian celebration

5 glasses was a but much lol

[prisma zephyr]

We party like Chernobyl blew up a second time

[nocturne iron]

Hell xywha

??? What the fuck???

Yeah...

Shhh it's okay no weapons

https://tenor.com/view/bandit-stalker-shoot-bang-gif-17282471

[tight panther]

Ok

[nocturne iron]

HmmmMnn yeah I make good choices

You can tell because I chose freedom

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-chad-gif-18386674

Because they are the best faction obviously

[tight panther]

For some it really is.

[nocturne iron]

My BAC is probably around 0.19 lol

[tight panther]

It's sad that all Russian speakers sleep at night, unlike me

[simple sage]

Nymph#9902 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/rookie-numbers-gif-26135237

[nocturne iron]

Im a female under 100 pounds

[prisma zephyr]

Oof

[nocturne iron]

That's not a good idea buddy

I've never drank this much

And Crash, won't pay attention to me

[prisma zephyr]

Big oof

Mega oof

[nocturne iron]

Yeah

Im wearing fishnets and everything

:(

[tight panther]

Perhaps you should stock up on water and pills for later?

[nocturne iron]

Nah

[mint basin]

I need a BAC thingie

[nocturne iron]

Im mostly okay

I did a rough calculation

Not a breathalyzer

[mint basin]

Ah

What’s my level if I don’t want to do rough calculations anymore?

[nocturne iron]

Uhc

Idk...

[mint basin]

Yeah I guess that’s subjective

[nocturne iron]

@mint basin https://www.calculator.net/bac-calculator.html

[mint basin]

Hmm .74

Rookie numbers

[prisma zephyr]

I can easily kill a 15 pack if I wanted to lol

[mint basin]

Wait no .074

Holy shit nymph drink some water

[tight panther]

#👥┃faction-choice message

most chose stalkers, and after the monolith. Freedom takes 3rd place

[prisma zephyr]

Me having a BAC of 2.0 every day

[mint basin]

Y’all need to find water

[prisma zephyr]

Monolith is all the femboys let's be honest

[bitter hearth]

the paradox

[prisma zephyr]

It's probably because Freedom holds back mutants and monolith from the center of the zone

Aka they actually do something lol

[tight panther]

I don't have a single femboy monolith among my friends

[mint basin]

Freedom is #2 next to Eco

Bunker OP

[tight panther]

|| Oops, I seem to have started an argument among the factions||

[low steppe]

aaa

https://tenor.com/view/taylor-bartley-sad-corner-hungover-dunce-gif-14751671

[tight panther]

Are you okay?

[low steppe]

no

I spent all my day at the corner

[tight panther]

Good activity

Something happened?

[low steppe]

yes especially when you did a. at school and at home, he developed schrisofrenia

[inland kelp]

How's the rock?

[tight panther]

He left us

[mint basin]

Oof

[inland kelp]

Sadg-Wait, the rock has pronous?

[lime fractal]

I bet clear sky is the rarest

[mint basin]

Final day is rarest

[lime fractal]

wait no, we're 5th

[mint basin]

Yeah ppl like Clear Sky, they’re the good-meaning but rekt ones

[low steppe]

who wants to know what when i did today at school it's really funny

[mint basin]

I’ll bite

[lime fractal]

if you got something, spill the beans

if not, take a hike

[low steppe]

that not

[lime fractal]

so what did you do at school today exhorter?

[tight panther]

I couldn't figure it out. I'm sorry, but I don't know English, I'm too stupid for that 😅

[low steppe]

they put me in a locker after we close it but it was a good experience you had to try

[lime fractal]

no lockers at my school 😦

[low steppe]

How?

[tight panther]

I used to love sitting in a locked locker for hours when I was a kid.

[lime fractal]

we have one of those schools that's divided into multiple buildings

[tight panther]

It's nice

[lime fractal]

probably cozy in there

[low steppe]

Oh

So where you put your stuff

[low steppe]

uh

[lime fractal]

backpack

[low steppe]

m

[tight panther]

Why, if you can carry it with you?

[low steppe]

No to many item

Like 2 laptops 15 notebook

[tight panther]

I go to university and I have enough backpack for things. When I was at school, I also had enough backpack

[low steppe]

that crazy

[tight panther]

For me it's ok

[low steppe]

If there is rain what you do?

[tight panther]

I did not understand the question, how can rain interfere? Things are securely protected in the backpack

[low steppe]

forget the question

[mint basin]

Mega backpack is the way

[low steppe]

oh yes they also put me in a trash can they told me that this was my house…

[mint basin]

Have you tried fighting them?

[low steppe]

Oooo no no no very bad idea

[mint basin]

Sometimes you just gotta make it not worth the effort

[low steppe]

I let it be once I was beaten outside after

[mint basin]

What’s the socioeconomic status of these people?

[low steppe]

i could say no life

[mint basin]

Ah yeah that makes it difficult

[low steppe]

but after all it's a routine for me

[mint basin]

The trick is to make it the school’s problem somehow

Authority doesn’t do shit until it’s inconvenient

[low steppe]

how?

[simple sage]

Sherman#3080 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[mint basin]

Next time you’re in a locker damage the locker

It’ll be their fault for putting you in there, and it’ll have monetary damages associated with it so people will care

[low steppe]

That a good ideas but then they will make me pay for it

[mint basin]

Nah t he at wouldn’t be your fault

That*

[low steppe]

yeah good idea i will wait until next tuesday

[mint basin]

You’d just have to say you were afraid for your life

It’s like being an American police officer

But to a locker

[low steppe]

And the corner

[mint basin]

Yeah and the trash can

Just make a scene

[rough quartz]

Better Call Saul reference?

[mint basin]

Who me?

[rough quartz]

Ye

Trash can

[mint basin]

Nah haven’t seen it

[low steppe]

it's also hard to defend my self when you have only 1 friend

[rough quartz]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-kick-better-call-saul-anger-prop-hunt-slam-bam-thank-you-mam-gif-18125258

[mint basin]

That why you gotta use the system

There are a whole lotta adults that are there not doing shit until they actually have to

[low steppe]

I never think about that

[neon vale]

oh exhorter is back

is he conversing like a human being or is he still farming

[low steppe]

._.

[mint basin]

Exhorter have you been pulling my leg?

[low steppe]

no

[mint basin]

Well shot

Yeah he’s been fine

[low steppe]

What do

[tight panther]

I can't help you with your problem. But I wish you success, deal with it

[low steppe]

Nothing

[low steppe]

Yeah but don’t worry about me

I have my friend the bottle that is always with me

[neon vale]

good

[tight panther]

as you wish

[low steppe]

thx

[neon vale]

i need a newbie that has sylky energy

[low steppe]

You mean who ?

[neon vale]

such a shame he left

[mint basin]

searches for Fumo on Amazon

[low steppe]

Who?

[bitter hearth]

@rough quartz long time no see, how you been?

[neon vale]

true

[mint basin]

Energy

[rough quartz]

Pretty good, working on some songs on the guitar and learning Russian. How about you, brah?

[bitter hearth]

you could say im doing good, just busy with work and school

nice to hear you have been doing good

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fumo-touhou-burger-communism-gif-22223305

[neon vale]

i still think sylky might have been the most chill person on STOC

[rough quartz]

Good, good. What are you studying?

[neon vale]

shame there is noone with that sorta energy

[prisma zephyr]

Except for me 😎

[mint basin]

We are all unique creatures, but some are more unique than others

[neon vale]

i wonder where victorp went

[bitter hearth]

Mechanical and electrical engineering

[rough quartz]

That's so epic bro

Engineering is so cool

[bitter hearth]

Thank you

[rough quartz]

Good luck with your studying, hope you can get a really good job when you're done.

[neon vale]

@rough quartz you still playing piano?

[rough quartz]

Yeah, here and there

[bitter hearth]

Thank you so much, i wish you the best in life

[neon vale]

nice

[tight panther]

I don't like this game but I have it

[rough quartz]

Thanks, man. You got it bro.

[low steppe]

Clash of clan a really bad game

[rough quartz]

Woah, hot take moment

[low steppe]

[tight panther]

But many of my friends play it, and I want to play with them

[low steppe]

Yea that sure

[neon vale]

started yakuza kiwami last night

i love majima so much
he is unironically one of the nicest characters to kiryu

[rough quartz]

Lmao

[neon vale]

the whole "im gonna kill you" thing is for his own good

[rough quartz]

Oh neat

What is Yakuza like?

[neon vale]

its interesting

its a mafia game for sure

you dont exactly know who to trust

at least yakuza 0 is

it is a LOT of cutscenes though

the finale for yakuza 0 is 3 straight hours long

[obtuse spindle]

Say psyche right now

[neon vale]

are you still fishing in mexico

@obtuse spindle

[obtuse spindle]

I’m leaving tomorrow

I have been sick for this entire trip

God I love Giancarlo Esposito

[sick palm]

hahaha my gun go’s geiger counter going off like crazy

The cancer blast

[void kelp]

I finally figured out how to properly setup an autosplitter so I can actually get an official run

[void kelp]

[lament zealot]

POV Strelok picked up by local Freedom squad

[mint basin]

Shit you found me

[cinder crag]

shermna

[lament zealot]

wow stalker looks so good guys! which game in the series is this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_EJebCMDOs

[neon vale]

i want to kms

[lament zealot]

"Love how Stalker does stuff like this"

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1099465046729441291/speed.gif

[lament zealot]

tmw people unironically think stalker mods are the vanilla game

[cinder crag]

yeah they never heard of stalker before then see a "STALKER ANOMALY" clip in their recommended and now they're brainwashed

this is why i think stalker anomaly should've been locked behind having a copy of CoP

[lament zealot]

I can't believe this... the most TACTICAL HARDCORE REALISM SHOOTER... and it's FREE???

[cinder crag]

they just got off of playing tarkov, or are terribly bad at tarkov so they want a singleplayer version

and they're all milsim larp kids

like the helicopter guy

[neon vale]

TRUE

i was blessed with not knowing about anomaly until after i finished SoC

[cinder crag]

same

[neon vale]

somehow
(my first playthrough of SoC was in 2021)

[cinder crag]

i remember trying anomaly when it first came out

[neon vale]

i cannot play anomaly normally
i only use old world anomaly

[cinder crag]

it came out after cop gunslinger

based

its still kinda boring though

[neon vale]

anomaly is kinda boring in general honestly

only reason i play it is to see my rank number go up

or warfare mode

only reason i think warfare mode is at least on par with CS is because it has way more factions

[void kelp]

I think its because people see "soviet apocalptic shoot survival game high graphic difficult" and all of that shit will just make them literally soyface

[neon vale]

ukranians when stalker is called a soviet style game

[cinder crag]

i think it would be fun to hunt down the stalkers on the leaderboard

[neon vale]

i mean im sure you could do that

[void kelp]

Honestly so true

[cinder crag]

kill the top guy

[void kelp]

But I feel like it would be expected for mods like gamma to attract those types of people. You know who.

[cinder crag]

yeah

i just dont like the weird balancing the game has and the stupid crafting mechanics

old world fixes most of the stupid balancing

[void kelp]

Someone make a mod for stalker that gives it hl1 movement like that guy who made a hl1 movement mod for need for speed and like all gta games

[cinder crag]

yeah i seen that mod

[void kelp]

That guy is also the same guy who made the hl2 with hl1 movement mod

Which is the category extension I play

Its funny how it exists because the devs of hl2 were talking about on this video about speedrunning about what if they updated it and fixed the glitches but added new buggy code which is pretty much just what hl1 movement mod is It created crouch clip, prop wall boost(there isnt an official name you push a prop against a wall and like time moving to the side and jumping and it gives you a lot of speed), reintroduced old engine prop flying, pause boosting(after yesclip) and much more

[neon vale]

why is yakuza kiwami's bosses so cringe sometimes

i love random QTEs where 4/5ths of my health evaporates regardless of how much i mash

and random ass armored attacks that completely nullify any sort of strategy i can do

[cinder crag]

every yakuza how bosses like that

[neon vale]

its been far more common with kiwami 1

[cinder crag]

wait till you get to kiwami 2

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

there's a lot more bs but a lot more fun imo

i can say shit but not attach it to a wors

actually the most useless bot

[small ice]

hi

[lusty onyx]

Sup

[tiny dew]

4 power surges within 5 minutes

Govt, can you please not...

[crimson moat]

They troll you

[void kelp]

I am selling my kidney stone for 6 rubles

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/whats-that-dave-chappelle-saturday-night-live-looking-around-whats-that-noise-gif-19226519

[inland kelp]

Deal

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[carmine forge]

Based

Does it fly too?

[shy narwhal]

Ofc

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/893883093612654612/1089186522374348931/20230325145802_1.jpg

[carmine forge]

Proof?

[teal oracle]

Made the funny symbol

[verbal gorge]

true based

[shy narwhal]

Not rn, not a good time to fly

[carmine forge]

Why? Is it 2 AM in Italy?

[shy narwhal]

Wind is 15 m/s

[carmine forge]

And?

[shy narwhal]

Smh

Not good weather to fly

[carmine forge]

If you have a skill issue that is

[shy narwhal]

I have a UAS pilot license

[carmine forge]

proof?

[verbal gorge]

bro don't leak the documents, it will soon be 3 times like what happened with war thunder and minecraft💀 💀 💀

[verbal gorge]

[carmine forge]

Based

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/лячно-зроз-лячнийзроз-мавпа-monkey-gif-27195734

[carmine forge]

Based indoors flyer

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[carmine forge]

@shy narwhal

[shy narwhal]

lmao

[atomic lynx]

The most sane TF2 SFM

[carmine forge]

Uckchoouhlee I theenk thees eez geemohd🤓

[noble elk]

Bro , he’s sandwich 😢

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/sephiroth-hello-chat-gif-22187345

[wheat rune]

Le anomaly setup

[noble elk]

Stalker Ironman challenge

[wheat rune]

those are biscuits

u need some carbs on the zone

[sharp moss]

Do you know of any good mountain passes that would be nice to race on in our country tbh?

[wheat rune]

also those arent bullets those are casings

[inland kelp]

dies with a blow

[ripe merlin]

Everythings mostly flat but there's a good mountain that has the longest tunnel in country (5km) The road is kinda wiggly with small tunnels of less than 100 meters, but Bosnia has those good mountains

Sadly I don't think Balkan has those crazy courses like the initial D

[sharp moss]

Yea i have been looking for neat courses but i found 2 at most that look decent, both with issues of course

Do we have anything even close like pic?

@coarse rapids Bro you have Akina at home?

[ripe merlin]

Maybe this

[sharp moss]

Nah i can count how many serious corners there are on 1 hand.

[coarse rapids]

You assume I live close to the Covilha?

[ripe merlin]

This one is at Vlasic in bosnia

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/726403429630738442/1103303539192774686/trim.96F6F39C-5F46-465D-9C57-D976BA983F0E.mov

[sharp moss]

No i assume you live in Portugal

[coarse rapids]

I srsly gotta uninstall discord from my phone the app is awful

[sharp moss]

long straights on a mountain pass with an occasional hairpin
Why are our roads like this?

[coarse rapids]

I can't go 3 seconds without it tanking performance
Running into bugs, generally being bad

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077365424850731009/1096148456986390668/John_Warhammer.gif

[sharp moss]

Phones are pretty memey devices, just a bit of stress and it instantly starts crapping itself

[coarse rapids]

Live closer to the mountains then

[inland kelp]

Slightly perfect cut scream

[ripe merlin]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-blade-runner2049-defeat-sad-disappointed-gif-17817916

[ripe merlin]

At least we are good for stalker/tarkov like games

[sharp moss]

? Vlasic IS a mountain

[coarse rapids]

Poor poor you...

[noble elk]

Are you habibi cat ?

I tried to send gif but discord says it’s mean

[coarse rapids]

I can't send habibi cat bc discord app sucks

[noble elk]

https://media.tenor.com/gQD88rOotgkAAAAd/arab-cat-cat-arab.gif

[sharp moss]

Idk what's worse, having crap roads or having great roads but not being able to utilize them

[noble elk]

Crap roads for live

[sharp moss]

It's over for the Portuguese car enthusiast community

[teal oracle]

Car enthusiasts when they are stuck in traffic:

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[ripe merlin]

Yes

[next spindle]

public transport stay winning

[teal oracle]

Yes