💬┃en_offtop

[low steppe]

I am back I am new

[nocturne iron]

welcome

[low steppe]

sup

[noble elk]

2 months passed so quickly

[low steppe]

yea sir

very quickly

[nocturne iron]

I know

[gray jetty]

tomorrow it begins

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/xddd-gif-18732210

[gray jetty]

what ive been waiting for all this time

[nocturne iron]

;]

[low steppe]

uh?

[noble elk]

What you’ve been eating for all this time ?

[gray jetty]

the quarter ends and hell begins

[nocturne iron]

sounds ominous glad I'm 500miles away

[gray jetty]

corporate ramp up

is happening

[nocturne iron]

oh yeah, where you realize you're behind on production

[nocturne iron]

good luck buddy

[gray jetty]

no what there gonna do

is push forward

tons of stuff

[low steppe]

what that?

[pulsar spindle]

Your mom

[low steppe]

really?^`

[nocturne iron]

I wish crash had a kit like that 🔞

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[low steppe]

I think that was your dad

[pulsar spindle]

Bah

[low steppe]

it look like a men

[noble elk]

yoUrE gOinG TOo Far

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[low steppe]

he said my mom so I said his dad

[pulsar spindle]

If it was my mom he'd be going too far

Cause my moms been dead for 7 years

[low steppe]

cap?

[noble elk]

I’ll need proofs for that

[high sail]

Wasnt it 8 years JJ

[pulsar spindle]

Shit maybe

[low steppe]

here

[pulsar spindle]

It was in 2015 when it happened

So it might be 8 years noe

[low steppe]

that sad

[nocturne iron]

@high sail you're back time to horny post and make everyone uncomfortable again 😎

[pulsar spindle]

Oh yeah

[high sail]

Yo

[low steppe]

i have hare too i guess

[pulsar spindle]

Its our time, love

[noble elk]

Proofs ?

[nocturne iron]

Crash is cooking me dinner rn <3

he's so sweet

[high sail]

That's cute

[full grail]

Crash Bandicoot?

[low steppe]

yes

[nocturne iron]

@delicate willow

[low steppe]

Wait

[delicate willow]

Yeah

[high sail]

Yeah JJ is sweet too

[full grail]

Hello stalkers I am back

[delicate willow]

Yeah

[nocturne iron]

it's a contest now

I say you're better

[full grail]

For once
Also YO TODAY IS THE DAY WHEN SOC HAPPENED 11 YEARS AGO!!

[noble elk]

Invalid

[low steppe]

I also saw a hare

[full grail]

GUYS TODAY SOC HAPPENS

[noble elk]

Photoshopped

[pulsar spindle]

Not as sweet as what you were doing in the morning ❤️

[high sail]

JEEZE JJ lmao

[low steppe]

i LOVE eat bunny what about you?

[nocturne iron]

Not as sweet as what Crash did this morning

[low steppe]

...

[high sail]

Get a room

Lmao

[nocturne iron]

yeah im in his

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/koga-čega-gmo-roast-free-lamb-gif-12014475

[pulsar spindle]

We need to bang right now to one up them

[low steppe]

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm I want eat!

[bitter hearth]

damn

[high sail]

Pipe down gayboy jeeze

[nocturne iron]

you can't one up us now, we just got officially engaged

[pulsar spindle]

Oh boy

[high sail]

Congrats

[nocturne iron]

thanks lol

[pulsar spindle]

Yeay congratulations

[bitter hearth]

whats going on here

[pulsar spindle]

That's good

[nocturne iron]

uh idk

im just having a woman moment lol

[bitter hearth]

no haram activities right ?

[pulsar spindle]

Nipe

[low steppe]

Yea

[nocturne iron]

none

[bitter hearth]

o i get pinged

[high sail]

You are lying JJ

[pulsar spindle]

I've done nothing

[low steppe]

Haram = hell I am right?

[nocturne iron]

not allowed

[high sail]

🤨

[low steppe]

ok

[bitter hearth]

yes

[pulsar spindle]

:/ i cant lie to you tho

[bitter hearth]

goku said no haram activity, remember

[low steppe]

yes

who is goku?

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/out-disappear-bye-vanished-gif-4932063

[pulsar spindle]

Bruh

[nocturne iron]

well he had me hold his rifles

is that haram?

[pulsar spindle]

Did you just literally ask who Goku was

[low steppe]

Haram

[high sail]

Youd better not lie or cheat on me

[bitter hearth]

he literaly asked who goku was

[low steppe]

yea who is?

[pulsar spindle]

I will literally slit my throat before doing such acts

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-goku-dbz-dragon-ball-super-saiyan-gif-8246706

[bitter hearth]

rifles as in guns? if so based, if not dont tell me what you mean by rifles, i dont wanna know

[low steppe]

this guys?

[nocturne iron]

yes guns

multiple

[low steppe]

oh Ik him

one piece

[high sail]

Why do it yourself
Let me do it

[pulsar spindle]

I swear to god

Literal gaslighting

[nocturne iron]

wait tf

one piece?

[low steppe]

it not one piece?

[nocturne iron]

that's dragon ball z

[low steppe]

I think that was one piece

[pulsar spindle]

Alright

[low steppe]

one piece it haram

[nocturne iron]

ok buddy :>

[high sail]

<3

[pulsar spindle]

He's either gaslighting or very stupid

[nocturne iron]

both

[pulsar spindle]

Yes

Dropped in a pot of stupid as a child

[low steppe]

I am stupid?

https://tenor.com/view/inside-out-meme-kazoo-kid-what-is-going-on-inside-their-head-gif-12249077

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bandit-stalker-shoot-bang-gif-17282471

[high sail]

JJ
Have Youve ever went swimming

[bitter hearth]

hes a troll, like waifu is

[pulsar spindle]

Sadly I can't swim anymore

[high sail]

Whaaaaa

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[nocturne iron]

:(

[high sail]

Whyyyy

[pulsar spindle]

Because remember the diabetes

[high sail]

Ye

[pulsar spindle]

It took away my ability to swim

Idk how

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/inside-out-what-is-going-on-inside-their-head-meme-spiderman-gif-12249006

[pulsar spindle]

I'm not even 170 pounds

[bitter hearth]

wtf

[high sail]

:((((
And i was wanting to take You swimming

[low steppe]

Haram?

[pulsar spindle]

I like dipping my toes in and going into the pool. Just not too deep

I have had bad experience with water because almost drowned

[high sail]

Ouch

[neon vale]

Halal

[pulsar spindle]

Many traumatic things in my head

All I've experienced

[low steppe]

halal

[bitter hearth]

i was 141 kilos before, when i was 15 that is, i had diabetes and alot of sicknes, heart and what not, but by 17 i got alot better, it took me 2 years to get slim and then got back into gym again, its nice, it helps physicaly and mentaly, sorry for the rambling btw its night and i have headache

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/halal-gif-21351716

[pulsar spindle]

Type 1 or 2?

I got type 1

I've had it for almost 6 years now

[bitter hearth]

i dont know honestly, it runs in the family for me, my grandma had it, then i had it

[pulsar spindle]

Seems type 2 then, since you recovered

[bitter hearth]

when i dont eat, i get dizzy, when i eat too much i get dizzy, sick and throw up everywhere

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

I got to teach waifu all about diabetes

In case of emergencies and everything

[gray jetty]

I need my back crunched

[bitter hearth]

i got 6 packs of those sugar machine thingies

[gray jetty]

it's been a minute since ive had it done

[bitter hearth]

lay on chair, and keep getting back till your back cracks

[pulsar spindle]

I always carry a pack of skittles if my sugar is very low

[gray jetty]

doc use to fix me up very nice

[bitter hearth]

i carried sugar pills

[low steppe]

mr chesse

[bitter hearth]

my chair is my back doctor

[neon vale]

is it literally just capsules of sugar

[gray jetty]

my back hurts too much

i feel old

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[neon vale]

huh

so theoretically

[noble elk]

I switched your sugar pills to heart meds

[neon vale]

you could use it in place of sugar cubes

[pulsar spindle]

Its funny

[bitter hearth]

yes

[bitter hearth]

why havent i died yet, i really want to

[noble elk]

Now every time you take them , you think of me

You twisted duck

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-season6-hector-salamanca-the-twins-nacho-varga-gif-25517007

[bitter hearth]

its easy so you can transport em without melting in these 50 celsius desert biome i live in or so they dont get crunched in your pockets

[neon vale]

thats a really good monologue

nachos pretty badass

[pulsar spindle]

I made nachos for dinner :3

[noble elk]

I should honestly be new far cry antagonist

[neon vale]

vaas montenegro

[bitter hearth]

NACHOS NOOO!, you monster!

[pulsar spindle]

Hey, I did my insulin already

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/haeun-3ye-yuji-yurim-stalker-gif-21372532

[bitter hearth]

there is new far cry coming out?

[neon vale]

https://youtu.be/XpTve97y6Wc?t=132

[noble elk]

Always , but my point was that after bcs actor of Nacho was offered to become Vaas for far cry 3

[bitter hearth]

imagine valve does half life 4, i will bomb their company

[noble elk]

Which he did

[low steppe]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-grenade-elevator-team-work-gif-12937228

[bitter hearth]

oh yeah he does look like vaas

the insanity guy ?
he does look like him

or is it him?

[noble elk]

He even played him in some trailers

It’s him

[bitter hearth]

based

[noble elk]

His voice , his face

[neon vale]

wait really?

i thought it was just similar acting

[noble elk]

Nope

[neon vale]

i didnt know he was literally vaas

[noble elk]

100% true

1 sec

[neon vale]

huh

[noble elk]

https://youtu.be/KjAlCuz9EO4

https://youtu.be/4r35C333mc0

[low steppe]

damn what that?

[noble elk]

Video

[low steppe]

that look sus

[noble elk]

You look sus

Back in the corner

[low steppe]

YOU look sus

oh cmon

[noble elk]

Did I stutter ?

[low steppe]

no...

I dont want to go to the corner

[neon vale]

damn i didnt know it was mando

[noble elk]

And you are given no choice in that

[neon vale]

good actor for two good characters

[noble elk]

Yup

[low steppe]

ok... I'm going I'll be back in 2 months

[cinder crag]

you said that like three hours ago

can you go already

[low steppe]

ok

I will for

2 month

[pulsar spindle]

Good

[noble elk]

I’ll say this not because I think it’s nesesirly true , but far cry 3 is the worst far cry

[bitter hearth]

i cooked rice, creamy rice with chicken and eggs

[low steppe]

good bye see you in 2 month

[neon vale]

that is a HOT ass take
to say that its worse than 4, 5, 6, or any of the non-numbered ones

[noble elk]

Oh except for new dawn of course

[neon vale]

ive actually never played a fc game

[noble elk]

And for my humble opinion 4 is the best one

[neon vale]

i have fc2 for ps3 but i havent touched it

[noble elk]

I just want to fight

[bitter hearth]

i liked farcry 3 gameplay, story is dook

[short bobcat]

So I just joined this server, check for the first time this channel and this is the first thing I see

[bitter hearth]

dookies

[noble elk]

The only far cry to actually say drugs are cool

Big L

[short bobcat]

Unreal

[neon vale]

LOL

get ready because en_offtop is a wild ride

[noble elk]

I was always good at making first impressions

[neon vale]

stick around and adapt to the shit ass arguments that go on here

[noble elk]

You say this like I’m wrong

How come ?

[reef rover]

I’m 19 today 😭

[short bobcat]

Congrats

Or sorry for you

[noble elk]

My condolences

[reef rover]

Thank you

[short bobcat]

Whatever is better

[reef rover]

8 more years

Until I’m 27

[noble elk]

Dam you ancient

[short bobcat]

This is a certified Math moment

[reef rover]

True that

[tiny dew]

@short bobcat How about those?

At least 9 servers

[tiny dew]

I counted 13

https://tenor.com/view/hank-breaking-bad-hank-i-dont-know-walt-gif-25461594

[bitter hearth]

the second one from uptop

[tiny dew]

This one isn't for the average joe

[neon vale]

the second one from the bottom

[tiny dew]

[bitter hearth]

irl emission out here

massive sand storm, if i open window id become vocered in sand

covered*

its bright outside too

its 1 am, all i see is red skies

and sand and fkying things

flying*

[cinder crag]

when someone asks for anomaly advice

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/micah-micah-death-gif-16806296

me on a loner playthrough after shooting a loner thinking he was a bandit and all of my friends gun me down instantly

[neon vale]

😈

saved for when the situation arises

[cinder crag]

yeah thats why i made it

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-funny-cat-funny-cat-gif-meemoo-gif-26310917

[short bobcat]

Are you now gonna make this your whole personality now or wut

[vital remnant]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-calico-cat-funny-cat-gif-meemoo-violence-gif-26310913

[cinder crag]

what?

[noble elk]

You have a problem with that ?

[neon vale]

clearly do not know tampico

[cinder crag]

yeah my whole personality is a clip on anomaly

[short bobcat]

As if you werent mocking me like bruhhh dont even act like it

[cinder crag]

my guy cant even do a google search

[short bobcat]

sure pal

[cinder crag]

and you acting like i dont have a personality

[bitter hearth]

tampico is a man of war, a man of God!

[cinder crag]

inshallah

[neon vale]

a couple funnies

[bitter hearth]

what

[short bobcat]

?

[noble elk]

Don’t mess with Tampico he’s as cool as a tree

(Trees are cool)

[cinder crag]

he's clueless

[neon vale]

true

[short bobcat]

??

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/psp1g-what-gif-23713811

[bitter hearth]

me and tampico are racists, we really like to race with cars, its very fun

[neon vale]

never forget the gartic phone top 10 slurs

[cinder crag]

i love burnout revenge and mario kart double dash

[bitter hearth]

i forgor to save those gifs

[cinder crag]

it was five

[pulsar spindle]

Bro wtf wrong with my friends cat

[cinder crag]

and i love the "who killed kennedy" one

[cinder crag]

nice sks

[neon vale]

gartic phone today was a trainwreck

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1077365424850731009/1102323482471174275/album_2023-05-01_03-56-27.gif

[bitter hearth]

my favorite one

[reef rover]

HANG THE CURSED DEVIL

[neon vale]

'ninja style' killed me bro

[cinder crag]

wait what i missed gartic?

[neon vale]

yes

we did ask you to play and you said you were busy 😔

[cinder crag]

dammn

[cinder crag]

oh well i was

[neon vale]

shame that my timezone is so shit compared to emission and faker

although tampicos is worse

[cinder crag]

i have the best timezone

do you do daylight savings?

i dont

[reef rover]

Canadyne making a fair point

[neon vale]

i love that discord

i know one of them is in this one

[bitter hearth]

tomorrow we do again

[cinder crag]

kanker is dutch so he is subhuman

[neon vale]

WHAT

i love the dutch

kanker vrienden

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/112616606735024128/1102262016372125706/rapidsave.com_not_sure_if_this_has_been_posted_yet-5sq274axovwa1.mov

[short bobcat]

@cinder crag Wait lemme get a Bot to see for how long you‘ll still be falling for „what?“ and „hm?“

Lit a kid lo

[cinder crag]

what did he mean by this

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

https://tenor.com/view/edds-world-tom-edds-world-gif-22160449

[cinder crag]

this guy's really that upset isn't he

[short bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pee-gif-21375990

[cinder crag]

not my fault you cant use google

[short bobcat]

Goodnight

[cinder crag]

oh yeah sure you were trolling

[neon vale]

yall are STILL ARGUING over this 💀

[bitter hearth]

I cant sleep, brain hurt painfully

[cinder crag]

do pain meds work

[bitter hearth]

No

[short bobcat]

Hm?

[cinder crag]

damn

[short bobcat]

[cinder crag]

there's nothing you can do?

[neon vale]

thats a shame

[bitter hearth]

Nothin but wait it out

[cinder crag]

try a cold wet rag on your forehead

[neon vale]

try dim lights on everything

[bitter hearth]

That also doesnt work

[cinder crag]

yeah i would get off your phone too

[bitter hearth]

Its from the inside

[cinder crag]

screens make it worse probably

[bitter hearth]

Prolly yeah, ima try, even tho every night is like this

[cinder crag]

also how do pain meds not work

[tiny dew]

Whole miracle you have power and internet

You ISP uses fiber optics right?

[cinder crag]

fiber optics lmao

not even i get fiber optics here

[tiny dew]

I have

[cinder crag]

i have american internet

[tiny dew]

Comcast?

[cinder crag]

century link

[tiny dew]

[cinder crag]

in my area is literally only three providers

[tiny dew]

Looks like the link isn't centuries old yet

[bitter hearth]

Power sometimes stays on they dontncut it unless its a level 5 sand storm

Internet too

[cinder crag]

used to have qwest

[tiny dew]

Interesting

[bitter hearth]

Water never shuts

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1001261102992199750/1102389534920019988/pack_a_cat.mp4

[cinder crag]

[neon vale]

@teal oracle

[hidden barn]

hey @gray jetty

haven't spoken to you in a while

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/youtube-twitch-meme-chair-office-gif-19928140

whats up

[hidden barn]

how's life been

[gray jetty]

it's alright

could be better could be worse

[hidden barn]

how's your entrepreneurial idea going?

[gray jetty]

which do you mean

[hidden barn]

carbon or something

[gray jetty]

idk im probably just not remember just got off a 12 hour shift

[hidden barn]

was a huge like material manufacturing idea

[gray jetty]

vaguely remember

[cinder crag]

jack

come to arizona

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-fidget-spinner-infowars-maga-gif-13496563

[tiny dew]

You aren't the only one doing 12s

[gray jetty]

i know i worked it with like 30 other mates

[cinder crag]

jack on the grind

[cinder crag]

at least you love your job

[lament zealot]

how does one even get that big

you know what

we need a social movement towards healthier eating habits

cuz tbh I doubt most people would know where to start

shit, I don't even really know that much myself

I find myself tempted by snacks too often

doesn't help that mfs put sugar in literally anything

[cinder crag]

the problem is, with america, its decently expensive to eat healthier

plus the medical care is stupid

[lament zealot]

I would actually like to dispute this

it's easier to eat junk food

but tbh, healthy food is pretty cheap

you can get a bag of baby carrots for only a few bucks

apples are cheap too (though I end up not eating em)

bananas are pretty cheap

so are jalapenos (though not the poppers I make with em)

[void kelp]

this is true, when i first moved out back in the day (i old) i was a vegan and would spend 20 bucks on produce, eat for a week, biked everywhere, and was in great shape

[cinder crag]

well being vegan isn't healthy

[void kelp]

eh it can be absolutely healthy, depends on the vegan - just like someone who isn't vegan

eating produce and get whole proteins from plants is 100% possible and affordable

[cinder crag]

dont be vegan, humans are omnivores for a reason

[void kelp]

like i said im not, but a vegan that eats well (not vegan junk food and frozen convenience food) definitely felt great

[lament zealot]

VEGAN

[tiny dew]

Well what you'd be else?

[void kelp]

on my anthony bourdain shit, i probably will never have a restrictive diet again but yeah to each their own, who cares

[cinder crag]

normal?

[lament zealot]

I will EXPLODE ALL VEGANS with my MIND

https://tenor.com/view/telepathy-telepathic-psychic-mind-reader-meld-gif-13614415

[cinder crag]

the vegan stare

[tiny dew]

Does normal mean eating chips, doing energy drinks, ordering food instead of cooking it yourself?

[cinder crag]

thats not what being vegan means

vegans only eat plant based products

[void kelp]

it really depends on the person

[tiny dew]

Well if you aren't vegan, you said be normal - what does normal constitute

[cinder crag]

literally not being vegan

💀

[tiny dew]

Cause the usual "normal" is "being insane" nowadays

[cinder crag]

what?

[tiny dew]

Me saying what you consider normal isn't normal at all

[lament zealot]

omnivorous

[cinder crag]

krezzin are you okay

[void kelp]

lol yeah normal in America is fat

[tiny dew]

Yeah

[void kelp]

krezzin is being based

[cinder crag]

so true

im underweight

[cinder crag]

so i have to eat a different kind of healthy

[tiny dew]

Was gonna do something here then I caught you discussing food and..

I forgot what I was gonna do

[cinder crag]

krezzin is hungry

krezzin must eat

[tiny dew]

I just did

[cinder crag]

more

you don't know when your next meal is

[tiny dew]

Mashed boiled potatoes w/ grated cheese

[cinder crag]

you might die krezzin

how did you make the mashed potatoes

[tiny dew]

Today in the afternoon

I don't do breakfast

[cinder crag]

boring!

[tiny dew]

Boeing!

[cinder crag]

bloing!

[void kelp]

breakfast is my fav but havent been eating it lately

i will say american breakfast is awesome

[cinder crag]

i love eggs

[void kelp]

eggs rock

[cinder crag]

wait you're not vegan anymore?

[tiny dew]

You 2 can go to helk, I can't remember anymore what I was up to

[void kelp]

no i said i was way back in the day and that i eat everything now

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/jurassic-park-damn-darn-dammit-gif-20228152

[cinder crag]

oh

good you grew out of it

[void kelp]

but i was a bike messenger in the third biggest city and was fit af and felt great and ate cheap af

was my point

[pulsar spindle]

Lmqo

@gray jetty sorry for the ping, but I think this is most definitely a scam

It is also in other chats

[gray jetty]

He’s been banished

[pulsar spindle]

Thank you

[cinder crag]

was there a bot

[lament zealot]

no actually

the president of the united states himself was here

[prisma zephyr]

[cinder crag]

buh1!!!

[lament zealot]

but he forgor and deleted all of his comments

[cinder crag]

REALL!!?11?!y1

[lament zealot]

yeah

[cinder crag]

huh?

what were we talking about

[cinder crag]

really!?!?

[tiny dew]

Joe Bidet?

[cinder crag]

bidet

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hue-gif-9993265

[prisma zephyr]

Po Bodet

[lament zealot]

he said "uhhmmm yeah I love stalking!! stalker... yes I love to stalk.... and also if that guy tampon guy shows up... tell him I rubbed his legs, he's a bad guy ill tell you what"

[cinder crag]

biden rubbing my legs was the single most terrifying event of my life

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah he wanted to give you a gamestop gift card

[lament zealot]

then he said "Eagle One, Out 🖐️ 🎤 " then left the server

[cinder crag]

[prisma zephyr]

Keep talking and I'll sniff you

[pulsar spindle]

Uhhh ok

[cinder crag]

actually he forgot he was leaving and sat there for a bit

[pulsar spindle]

I smell like old spice rn

[prisma zephyr]

I'm sorry

[cinder crag]

sold bice

[pulsar spindle]

Nah its better than axe

[cinder crag]

bro literally anything is better than axe

axe is what middle schoolers smell like

[lament zealot]

this chat is a dying flower and my memes are the piss from my bladder (memes folder)

[cinder crag]

i remember the halls being filled with its mist

[tiny dew]

He smells like old rice?

[lament zealot]

start posting gud memes guys

[cinder crag]

yeah

[lament zealot]

you be smelling middle schoolers? 🤨

[cinder crag]

i was a middle schooler once, dumbass

axe is pretty much targeted towards them

[lament zealot]

sniffing other middle schoolers? 🤨

[cinder crag]

axe is not a hard scent to miss

its very very strong and its obnoxious

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-belongs-to-jail-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-he-needs-to-be-imprisoned-hes-a-prisoner-gif-20430908

[cinder crag]

quartz do you know what axe is

[tiny dew]

Course he does

[cinder crag]

i feel like you are not familiar with hygiene products

[tiny dew]

Chop chop

[cinder crag]

yeah

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-main-dent-issou-laugh-gif-9505807

[pulsar spindle]

I had once figured out how to hold down the axe spray cans spray mechanism

So I could throw one in the locker room and run

[cinder crag]

thats a great idea

[lament zealot]

yeah its called an axe bomb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6uks07Wziw

[lament zealot]

this meme is so wrong

[pearl wraith]

whoever prayed for my downfall, your trials have only made me stronger

like muscles, every tear heals stronger

[cinder crag]

what happened?

[pearl wraith]

something either clicked or snapped

but i have the energy to put this suboptimal year in a chokehold rn

[pearl wraith]

let's see...

6+ family members died in Dec-Jan alone

sickness

bad grades

I screwed my shoulder in an accident

Worst heartbreak i've ever had

now the thing with Emission in the Hangout

I had a mini pity party, looked for the bright side, now I just have goblin mode energy

Can't wait for the 2023 recap vid

gonna put atheadax's to shame

gn everyone

melatonin is kicking in

[prisma zephyr]

"They don't think it be like it is, but it do"

Hope the best for you fam

[pearl wraith]

I'm feelin ready to face what's coming head on

[prisma zephyr]

Give yourself time to process shit lol

[pearl wraith]

watch me eat sh!t lol

but if I do, I will dust myself off

[prisma zephyr]

Life is a series of ups and downs

[pearl wraith]

and back I go

[pearl wraith]

it took me a bit to process the breakup

she was literally the manifestation of every personality trait I ever wanted in a woman

but I guess she sees me more as a best friend

[prisma zephyr]

Life is a lesson and an unforgiving test at the same time

[pearl wraith]

so let's pick ourselves up and make it her loss, shall we?

let's chisel the diamond out of this rough

[prisma zephyr]

Best thing is to learn to not give a fvck about her anymore

That'll effect her more than anything else anyways, and you'll be able to move on with yourself

[pearl wraith]

oh no, I'm still gonna care

[cinder crag]

platy im sorry

[pearl wraith]

she's without a doubt the best person I've ever met

[cinder crag]

my utahn friend im here if you need me

[prisma zephyr]

That fades with time lol

[cinder crag]

well not right now im going to bed

[pearl wraith]

i'd walk myself to hell if I desert her

she's literally the reason im here rn

that's a dark topic, so I won't elaborate

[prisma zephyr]

Well, I wish you the best in your adventures. Good hunting, STALKER

[prisma zephyr]

Time and perspective changes things tho

[cinder crag]

[pearl wraith]

not ignored

[prisma zephyr]

Just venting methinks

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/hug-pepe-pepe-hug-hugging-gif-22352687

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-hug-cute-love-raccoon-hug-gif-25298094

Nothing like a good hug

[pearl wraith]

amen

[cinder crag]

im like a 12 hour drive from you platy

my truck would probably explode though so dont expect me to come up there any time soon

[pearl wraith]

I can make it there in <10

[prisma zephyr]

I'm in Colorado but if you ever want to come out I'll get you high af

A true freedomer welcome

[cinder crag]

STALKER west coast meetup

[pearl wraith]

oh no, the battery on mine would die 4x over before i get there

[pearl wraith]

weed eater

[cinder crag]

let me know if any of yous come through tucson

[pearl wraith]

i prefer my panic attacks o natural

[pearl wraith]

you got it man

[cinder crag]

wait isnt athea utahn too

[pearl wraith]

ye

[pulsar spindle]

I heard something about panic attacks

[prisma zephyr]

Utah

[cinder crag]

bro we need a stoc west coast meetup

[pearl wraith]

average Coloradan

[pearl wraith]

FR

[cinder crag]

you act like its a bad thing

[prisma zephyr]

Fr fr no cap ong

[prisma zephyr]

Just being an ass really, we don't mind other states until they migrate here too much

[pulsar spindle]

Oh god I forgot I'm in the west coast

[cinder crag]

i hate californians for immigrating to arizona

[pearl wraith]

Freaking watch a bunch of stalkers walking around SLC

[pulsar spindle]

I hate California's and I am one myself

[prisma zephyr]

They are in the process of ruining our state

[cinder crag]

where's that pheonix arizonan

i forgot his name

[prisma zephyr]

Honestly the most based thing I've ever heard

[pulsar spindle]

Literally Californian people are a cancer

[cinder crag]

@cyan canopy you.

arizona.

[pulsar spindle]

I cant even walk to the damn store without seeing a meth head

[prisma zephyr]

Ngl I doubted you for associating with waifu, but I'll give you a pass

[cinder crag]

also i love how if you searh "arizona" in this server literally every single result is me

[pulsar spindle]

Don't make eye contact with the locals

They are like zombies

[cinder crag]

the homeless people will gut you

[pulsar spindle]

Its why I sleep with a hatchet under my pillow

[pearl wraith]

same

[cinder crag]

im okay with a massive cliff into the ocean

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so, I agree but with some modifications

Save museum ships like the Iowa and stuff

They are worth keeping

That's about it

[pearl wraith]

to march the remainders off

[prisma zephyr]

Can we all agree, let's just send california into the ocean

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[cinder crag]

what are you folks doing this summer

west coast meetup

[pearl wraith]

seva suit

[cinder crag]

you're doing a seva suit?

[pearl wraith]

yep

[pulsar spindle]

I'll be trying not to die from overworking

[prisma zephyr]

I'd honestly be down

[pearl wraith]

a functional one

[prisma zephyr]

But also, this

[pearl wraith]

with a climate control unit

[pearl wraith]

same

[pulsar spindle]

Rn I'm literally waiting for waifu to wake up

Got bored enough im playing with my AK

[pearl wraith]

shoot it's 11:30

[cinder crag]

incorrect

10:30

[pulsar spindle]

10:26

[cinder crag]

daylight savings practicer

[pearl wraith]

welp im borked

gn

[cinder crag]

i have to get up an hour ealier now

[pulsar spindle]

Well shit uhhh my machine stopped working

The one thing I don't want to stop working

[prisma zephyr]

Bruh you even in the same timezone as me lol. I'm about to go to sleep, actually

They call it an occupation because it occupies all your time

[pulsar spindle]

Turn back on you shit

I need you to live

[cinder crag]

i need a better job

[pulsar spindle]

Its my bloodsugar meter, since I'm fancy and have a Bluetooth one

[cinder crag]

what would an emp do to you

[pulsar spindle]

Nothing

[cinder crag]

oh

[pulsar spindle]

I just wouldn't be able to check my bloodsugar

[cinder crag]

you shoudl get a pacemaker

[pulsar spindle]

I'm not old

[prisma zephyr]

Same

Pay is good, but everyone is retarded

[pulsar spindle]

Same at my work

[prisma zephyr]

Actually that's an insult to the mentally challenged

[pulsar spindle]

But pay for me is low

[cinder crag]

i need something full time and with good pay

so i can actually live

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so its actually not turning back on wtf

"Sensor error, wait up to 3 hours"

[cinder crag]

three hours?

[pulsar spindle]

Yesh

I cant take screenshots of the app because of privacy shit preventing me

Even if I tried

I hate modern equipment

[pulsar spindle]

I'm gonna get waifu to come to America, and I'm gonna teach our ways to them

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/viralhog-gun-fire-murica-flag-america-gif-12183553

[pulsar spindle]

Literally had to teach waifu the term "don't judge a book by its cover"

[cinder crag]

[prisma zephyr]

Ngl waifu pissed me off for being a narc for no reason

[pulsar spindle]

This will be the breakfast every morning (what i had today)

[pulsar spindle]

Wdym

[prisma zephyr]

Like it wasn't even anything really bad but waifu kept pinging the admins until we got warned lol

[pulsar spindle]

What even happened

I honestly don't know

[prisma zephyr]

We were on some random offtop conversation

I'd have to go find it but I cba

[cinder crag]

absolutely based

aryan breakfast

[pulsar spindle]

I am part german lol

[prisma zephyr]

Bruh

[rough patio]

goddamn

im hungry now, shit

[prisma zephyr]

I'm also large part german but that's a typical American breakfast lol

[cinder crag]

i love breakfast

[atomic lynx]

I miss doing breakfasts

[cinder crag]

why cant you anymore

[atomic lynx]

I simply don't have time to do a proper breakfast

[pulsar spindle]

Have another one of my breakfasts

[cinder crag]

oh

anyway i need to go tobed

[rough patio]

what are these little cubes

[cinder crag]

diced potatoes

[rough patio]

who is tobed

[pulsar spindle]

Grilled potatoes with cheese

[atomic lynx]

I wake up at 7 Am, and I have to leave the house in 7.10 AM to catch the bus @cinder crag

[cinder crag]

TO BED

[prisma zephyr]

Please stop i don't want to be hungry I want to be happy

[pulsar spindle]

Hehe

[cinder crag]

wake up at 6:30

[rough patio]

mmmm1mmqeaeojdnaisUDNawo9id90AeiGF89AWH90A*wghd9A7EFH0Q8awhyD

[pulsar spindle]

What.

[rough patio]

potata

[atomic lynx]

I sleep at 2 AM

[cinder crag]

dumbass

[rough patio]

as a polish person i mostly run on potatoes

[atomic lynx]

I kinda can't sleep earlier as that is when my studies end

[atomic lynx]

No that's Irish

[cinder crag]

how do your studies end at 2am

[prisma zephyr]

Potatoes are pretty based ngl

[rough patio]

the irish is just british polish

[atomic lynx]

I know it doesn't have logic, but that's a trait of being a student in Turkey

[rough patio]

im going to get bombed arent i

[atomic lynx]

Our bs education system

[prisma zephyr]

Why does this somehow feel like it makes sense

[atomic lynx]

Carbombed

[cinder crag]

but you have to get up at 7am?

that doesnt make sense

do you nap at all?

thats literally killing you.

[atomic lynx]

Yes, because if I wake up later then I will miss the bus and will be late

[atomic lynx]

I do, atleast I can do that

I nap for like an hour in lunch break

[cinder crag]

bro.

this is incredibly unhealthy

[rough patio]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2cEufa2QaI&list=WL&index=3

[cinder crag]

this is how people get heart problems

come to arizna

[pulsar spindle]

A light snack

[rough patio]

kinda looks like intestines

but i think i see tomato sauce with something

[pulsar spindle]

It is

[atomic lynx]

Well, I kinda have to do this until June 16th. Cuz on June 17th and 18th I have exams that I have to enter if I wanna go to a proper university @cinder crag

[rough patio]

i wish ya luck then

[cinder crag]

dont die

[pulsar spindle]

Oh thank god my bloodsugar meter turned back on

Well damn it says I'm high

[atomic lynx]

I'll try

[rough patio]

im honestly scared how accurate this is

[rough patio]

i thought that the guy behind him was ronnie

rip ronnie

[cyan canopy]

What is it?

[cinder crag]

west coast meetup

[prisma zephyr]

[pulsar spindle]

We will all try to kill eachother

[cinder crag]

yeah lets have a stalker arena

[tiny dew]

I'll lend each of you pair of 10 years old socks

You try to survive the smell

[pulsar spindle]

The winner will get one loaf of bread

[tiny dew]

Whoever keeps his breath longer, gets to live

[cinder crag]

why do you have ten year old unwashed socks

dirty bulgarian

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-inglourious-basterds-gif-11355789

[prisma zephyr]

Colorado is a potential nuclear target...so let's party

[pulsar spindle]

The cumsocks

[cinder crag]

marana is too

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/beetlejuice-laugh-point-haha-got-you-gif-18358310

[atomic lynx]

And 1 can of Stalker™️ Energy Drink and 1 bottle of Cossacks Vodka

[pulsar spindle]

I think I did good

[cinder crag]

@atomic lynx you're a turk right

[atomic lynx]

Yup

[prisma zephyr]

freedom passing the blunt meme

[tiny dew]

Lend him poisoned kebab, man

Kill the insect!

[atomic lynx]

I unironically don't like Kebab

[pulsar spindle]

Dear god, a turk

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-laugh-lmao-gif-9886499

[cinder crag]

you cannot come to the west coast meetup

[atomic lynx]

Yea i can't

[prisma zephyr]

What were you aiming at tho

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-no-shorty-blunt-gif-24346094

[cinder crag]

the hostage obviously

[pulsar spindle]

The target

[cinder crag]

you are formally invited but good luck getting here

[atomic lynx]

Average Freedom Enjoyer

I kinda can't as I am a student

But thanks for the invite

[pulsar spindle]

You mean the colateral damage

[prisma zephyr]

You are instantly based for posting this

[atomic lynx]

Denying future enemy recruits

[pulsar spindle]

Best job ever

[cinder crag]

that's all it takes?

[prisma zephyr]

[pulsar spindle]

It was a child who threw a rock at me (obviously a enemy soldier)

[prisma zephyr]

[atomic lynx]

Who was actually a skinwalker

[tiny dew]

Is why I always have storage of must have giffers

[cinder crag]

the kids (cia feds) at the bustop when they see me aiming at them with my suppressed Barret M82

[tiny dew]

So I am now part of the west coast meetup, okay @cinder crag

[prisma zephyr]

That was literally the best Scary Movie movie

[cinder crag]

no. no bulgarians allowed

[pulsar spindle]

This one i had a really short barrel gun, so a lot were keyholeing

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/boo-disapprove-boothisman-angry-mad-gif-6024520

[cinder crag]

well uh... you got him

probably

[pulsar spindle]

I think he will survive

[tiny dew]

I will sneak up to your party and ruin the sound system

then vanish

[prisma zephyr]

You'd be surprised

[cinder crag]

you think im going to pay for this

[pulsar spindle]

Felt a little breeze in the chest

[pulsar spindle]

I wonder what happens when a police officer turns his TV off

[prisma zephyr]

Jfc

[tiny dew]

I'll shut down your attempt at a party, dawg

Bulgarians have secret means for doing undercover ops

We bussin

[pulsar spindle]

God I'm a damn boykisser

Shits wack

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/this-man-belongs-to-jail-saturday-night-live-weekend-update-he-needs-to-be-imprisoned-hes-a-prisoner-gif-20430908

[pulsar spindle]

I'm in hell already

Its called California

[prisma zephyr]

[carmine forge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1075746686049194085/cali.mp4

[pulsar spindle]

That is literally true

As soon as you get into the bigger cities its exactly like that

[prisma zephyr]

Seriously tho Californians are ruining our economy and shit lol

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

[prisma zephyr]

They destroyed cali so now all the silicon Valley mofos are moving here

[pulsar spindle]

I mean where I am apartments aren't that expensive yet

[prisma zephyr]

And implementing the same dumb shit

[pulsar spindle]

You have my permission to shoot California people on sight

[void kelp]

Lived there for a month. I support this, the swamp flooded country area people too.

[tiny dew]

Heck it

Almost 10 am, time to go to sleep all day long

[prisma zephyr]

This might be the most cursed thing I've ever seen

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-gif-25720883

Literally me

[ripe merlin]

He's literally me

[prisma zephyr]

Not skeleton enough

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dancing-dance-kitten-gif-7581377

[clear sand]

good morning

[void kelp]

Literally me(im lidewally awesome combine soldjer from hald life 2)

[prisma zephyr]

[ripe merlin]

Peter griffin reference

[void kelp]

I dont get it

[ripe merlin]

See how freeman is laying down?

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-22882514

Usually peters arm is behind his back when he dies

[clear sand]

HELLLO GORDON

[void kelp]

I think you may have a problem

[ripe merlin]

You're literally in a psychic ward

[void kelp]

Good point

[void kelp]

Well I was trying to explain to them how the noosphere is actually real and https://quickvids.win/UVnf9Jcz

[ripe merlin]

Silly viktorn

[void kelp]

I also have no idea where that video is from I had it in my video archive discord like months ago and I dont remember putting it there

It threatens me everyday

Im convinced I did it subliminally in my sleep

Time to take my medications so I dont have violent sleep paralysis episodes

Wait a minute why was there a black mark on the meme

Goddamnit

[old stone]

Microplastics are based.

[scarlet nova]

Sir i need helppppp

what is this (i'm just install return of scar mod from soc but i cannot read this one)

[noble elk]

That’s Return of scar

Did you install eng sub ?

[teal oracle]

What

[inland kelp]

You are not immune to the propaganda

[rough patio]

bruh

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079495452958924820/1079686530861367316/853893027118710794.gif

[rough patio]

goo goo gaga cat

[azure spade]

I am immune

[inland kelp]

I am the propaganda

[azure spade]

I can see it by your pfp. Brain scorcher moment

[inland kelp]

Wolf would be perfect here

[inland kelp]

Strelok's fault

Plus "Ohhh Blitzy~"

[azure spade]

I look like Strelok irl lol, at least @delicate willow said like that.

[azure spade]

[delicate willow]

Уeah

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-strelok-shadow-of-chernobyl-shaker-dance-gif-26346044

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-20097302

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/stolas-stolas-helluva-boss-gif-25527922

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/strelok-gif-20160389

[inland kelp]

I have worse

[azure spade]

I bet...

[inland kelp]

Oi you would win a milion if you did

[inland kelp]

That's bestiality

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/jumpscare-scary-meme-chef-peppino-gif-27652789

[high sail]

boomstick in my pocket:

[bitter hearth]

what is a boomstick, i assume shotgun

[high sail]

yes

[rough patio]

boomstick

[hollow tartan]

No furry

[inland kelp]

Once seen the original image

[cinder crag]

shut up furry

[hollow tartan]

Of course you have

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/stolas-gif-21486752

[hollow tartan]

[cinder crag]

what is wrong with you

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[inland kelp]

Just a sociopath

[cinder crag]

why are you allowed in society

[hollow tartan]

You will pay for your degeneracy

[cinder crag]

you're a threat

[inland kelp]

owo

[inland kelp]

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross"

[hollow tartan]

[cinder crag]

erm erm erm is thata fallou new vegath referenth 🤓🤓🤓

[inland kelp]

Yes it is my zoomer comrade

[cinder crag]

fallout new vegas is one of the most overrated games i have ever played

broken mess is unplayable without like fifteen mods

[inland kelp]

Fallout 4 is better

[cinder crag]

no fallout is just bad

[inland kelp]

I frekin hate the NV community

[cinder crag]

lars