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Was built by the British and used by the Canadians during world War 2
Then scrapped in August of 1947
Thats all I'm gonna say lmao
I'm hungry i want to sleep
can i join
Can I join too?
I will mess with your brains through all means possible
I will eat half of the bed and sleep on the other one
Make noodles then sleep
Bro it’s like 03:00 go to bed fool
I know i can't sleeping, a slav has broke into my house, now he's at my door, i can't reach the kitchen, he might see me...
He's too drunk to die
Also why the heck are you still awake too?
"Hey stalker, I need to,
I need to sell your pda"
FOOL, your clock is turned upside down. It's 4:00, fool.
Barotrauma
IT'S NOT FOR SALE
He wants to be traumatized
I want my pda, i love my pda
I just searched out for 2 girls one cup, sooooo
HVA FAEN

(don't let your curiosity to take over my twinkies)
You will regret this
Yes
GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD
I will rearrange the furniture that is inside of your head
Fool, it’s all IKEA
How much IKEA?
All of Sweden
i lied
Oof
Male person pretending to be female
We're actually playing TDM, fooltard
forehead
is that a mans forehead
It is
franzj looking mf
Lmao
Or Lunar Phase
KYAAAA~!
It's up to you whether I'm male or female today
You are a truck
wait whar
Oh no
Except I have droopy eyes and I actually have an upper lip
Fool
And straight brows
We beating the other team so far
which cod
Just give him to me and within the next hour he'll be drained of his blood
athea is the disposal service
He won't feel a thing <3
I just have to wait for the garbage collector to dispose of Grouse's corpse then I can have Krezzin
Listen to What The Hell Oh My God No Way Meme Sound Effect by Kanezyyyy #np on #SoundCloud
Anyone?
Pre-delay vibes
Possum and her own possumies
Animal vibes
@cinder crag
mfw stalker 2 drops in 2025 with 2018 graphics

@lament zealot I have burning question
When we talk about delays... if Stalker 2 drops in 2024 it means 3 delays. What if Stalker 3 is delayed 4 times? It's like a puzzle?
we know for certain that they are spending at least some of that preorder money on war efforts
if its delayed again I think the game's hype train is gonna die out
at least until they start showing some legit footage that isn't really short specially selected clips
You think it'll run out of coal?
Call of Duty: Kaputy Task Force
You expect Father Krezzin to be playing Call of Duty games?
I don't go beyond CoD4
You want me to Post Nord it to you?
It'll ship in 2024...
Me with waifu
You sick schmuck
Here's the rest of the footage from the Lycoris backpack test day.
Planning on doing this again and getting more footage once the M&P is back from cerakote. Gotta remember my rifle slings this time!
#リコリコ #lycoris_recoil #cosplay
1026
269
You guys think in like a few ten thousand years the remnants of humanity will rediscover spongebob and think we worshipped it
What
no because in ten thousand years there'll still be spongebob
Probably
Stuff
Suspend, contaminant.
Feels bruh
Guts theme moment
Why you gotta make me cry
Ur becoming ass pen 2
i dunno shit about aspen
aside from he posted somewhere, presumably in the ua channels, then got beaned
damn what did he do
I watched it happened
He would just flood the chat with memes everyday after multiple warnings to stop. Like 85 memes and he wouldnt use the new feature at all and just flood.
based
Reason: Bad word usage
lol
They werent good memes either they were shіtty tiktok edits
Hes also british
ohhhh yup thatll do it
I mean the million memes in a hour was annoying af
im glenn quagmire
And most of em weren't even good
Im glenn quagmire
"I am a jelly donut" -jfk
Because there is no rule against loopholes
You're failing
✨ eat my ass ✨
<:: Target is engaged in UPA and inprominent ::>
Honestly the mods probably get bored and enjoy the Dumpster fire 🤣
english four-eyes
Ok

<:: Negative. Adjust and reconcile. Repeat signal. Over. ::>


Ace Combat Zero: The Belkan War Original Soundtrack
エースコンバット・ゼロ ザ・ベルカン・ウォー オリジナル・サウンドトラック
You can find the complete soundtrack here! ↓
好きなサウンドトラックを探してみてね! ↓
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLA34334E24E820B75
Subscribe! 登録してね!!
...
Nou
Gm!
Good morning fellow zone people.
Gentlemen, it's about that time of year to repost the zone groupings image again
Yes and no, these are factions people wanted to place into various mods but the vast majority of them have probably not left the concept stage
Most of them are in the Great War
But not really anywhere else except for some other faction wars mods
Define "most"
Great war has like maybe 1/10th of the stuff shown here
greatest in amount, quantity, or degree
Aint enough room in the entire zone for that to work💀
yea
Ask @fresh ridge
Oh christ it's the factions 
Here's the up-to-date one with proper credits and some revisions
You started including "quirky" meta factions now too?
Should be on your address Q2 2024
what is that? Those are so many factions, do they even fit in the zone?
He trolling
Also posting nazi content, for which he should at least be muted

Too many factions is just a little meme I snuck in 
I wasn't the one adding the WW2 germans into every second mod like NA7 and OP 2
A list of all known zone groupings, whether canon or not, fanfic or whatever else
No they couldn't, at least not with the zone all of us are familiar with, idk why this is a question that's always asked when that image is posted
They couldn't fit into the zone since not all of them are supposed to exist simultaneously. Also it's not always the zone from the main games. In some books and fanfics the zone is expanded all over europe, the whole world or other zones popped up etc.
Event Horizon lore is now canon for that png 
well they would kill each other and then fit in : )
Oh btw my man you said you'd get back to me after getting out of the hospital but you never did, what happened with that?
Oh sorry, I forgot. Yeah I've been let out, doing better, thanks for asking 
As shrimple as that huh? Well ok 
I don't wanna go into details.
Oh I see you want play the hanger game
Amazon starts drone delivery in Seattle Ca
i wish i had a bucket of energy drink frfr
i need more pixel so i can read the names
I prefer piss
My account has been hijacked by @nocturne iron
Can't even take a dump in peace

Chat harder
Me I want play
Sure what your user
The KaiserSO
I will friend you but I can’t play now
Why?
My mom call me for diner
ok have a nice day
Ok I will play after but don’t forget accept
Ok good bye
the ugly stone changes people to the worst ngl
I am back
So want play call of duty warzone 2.0?
We need 2 more player
Yea
How we are 5 in the team
Damn I think that a lag
We will win get ready for the Fight
Ayt
THIS Guys this lose we KILL me the sniper !!!
I will kill him don’t worry
I GOT THE HEAD Shoot
Nice!
Have sniper ammo?
I have like 22 id you want
Yes plz
What is going on inside a monolith head ?
NICE
wait what?
What?
we are monolith
HEY ARE YOU AGIRL?
yes I am
are you pretty?
yea I am very pretty and cute
can I see you?<
yea sure wait
Tf
no really
Yea ik
I think this man has severe schizophrenia
You are so pretty!
ok now I have to go on duty again... I heard some Clear Sky members are in our territory
Yea thx
My man’s is tripping balls right now
I need see a doctor
🤨
…
I literally just woke up and I had to watch that
bro what the hell
?
I have a crush on you
Realy?
Yea
Guess what?
what?
Me too
Hi
Want be my girl friend ?
Yea!!
Metro 2033?
We are watching a decent into madness
my bad guys, i think i fried his brains too much
Can I hug you?
Sure
trolled
Schizophrenia
autsim
Want eat a ice-cream?
yea!
I thought this is normal monolith behavior
Probably
do you have coffee in cans? how much ?
I have dried insects in a can
oh no
Bagged milk
2 dollers a can
no thanks i have some at home
My girl friend leave me
No I am here
Me when I take my medication
I am so happy to see you!!!
@gray jetty i apologies for posting that jack
Want see a movie
Sure! Baby
This relationship is moving fast
Shazam 2?
Yea
hi
Sup?
I can’t talk I see a movie with my gf
Can you buy some food?
yea sure
there is a guy selling tourist breakfast for 2 dollars a can
800 rubles for Gauss rifle, my last offer
Oh
Baby did you see that ?
yea want to after ?
yep after the movie
Schizo
This shit is weirder than me and Waifu talking to eachother
i saw ever weirder
i dont know how my eyes are still in my head
you are more normal, nvm -normality for what was just posted^
Yes
no you're not
Did you literally try to call me normal? Holy shit that is something
Astounding
more normal than waifu yes
I don't know about that really
Being perfectly honest, I was never normal and Waifu just gave me more reasons not to be normal
i am maybe crazy
Yeah so I know what Waifu is talking about and you don't want to know
no one is normal, but in comparing stuff, say eating sausage with water, that isnt normal, eating sausage with bread, that is normal
It is time
Who in their right mind eats sausage with water
Laters
Like ill put some cheese and sausage on some bread and bam a good snack
i dont want to know, i was curious before with another person like waifu, and i was so wrong
since that day i became non curious
Thank god you don't want to know
we know
Like, I love waifu and all, but there is a turning point where it gets very much deep and I wonder what I've done
No

he's starting to regret it
no going back now :>
It only me and@my girl@friend
I know
fake
I'm with Waifu till I die and I don't care
There is one part I regret yeah, but thats it
Yea it not
not technicaly crazy, just diffrent? you could say?, ppl are diffrent, there are ppl like me that think waifu is a bit off or weird, and there are ppl that think hes normal and we are weird, you could say im leaning in the middle, im gonna die soon anyway
ppl are diffrent, very diffrent
One certain side of Waifu tho, that i kinda regret seeing pop out, but ig thats a part of them too
there are ppl who think both are weird and both are normal, thats what im leaning in to
shuddup
sir yes sir!
Hi baby
You know, the super crazy
Hi

@cinder crag i will vest bomb you!
waifu its so over for you 
mishallah
inshallah my brother
Who
you dont know who mashallah and inshallah are?
Yea ik
this man fr doesnt know
shut up ghost from modern warfare 2 (2009), you're dead
My girl is mashallah
he doesn't know
Shut up
Shut up stalker from 2003
he doesnt know
i dont know
He also doesn't cook
well i somewhat do
Inshalla
why, why doesnt jesse know how to cook
I kinda have to know, as I am muslim lmao
based
Mr white I blew the RV again
I learned to cook because my dad taught me lmao
inshallah tomorrow I will eat burger
love both christians and muslims, my brothers
slava amerika
i learned to cook by mixing stuff alone, plus mothers experience
Loser hanger B
I know how to cook food
_ NO JESSE, I HAD ALOT OF MONEY IN THERE JESSE NOO!_
I will cook you chicken
Funyn enough, I am American but I don't always eat burgers and all that very unhealthy stuff, for me its mostly salads and the occasional sandwich
are you guys doing breaking bad roleplay or something
Mr white I sold your steam account for a new RV
stfu
you
_ My Games NOOOO!, jesse!!!_
me
Loser
Jesse in a few moments later
@pulsar spindle #💬┃en_offtop message 
winner
lmfao
I love Wolf
That would bring my bloodsugar up so much holy shit
Mmmm Mr.Hands
Bruh stupid French
You really think they did it unintentionally?
it was busssin hard, so delicious
Atleast make the dude stand up, he looks like he is getting piped by that horse
Literally the Mr.Hands incident
Don't search it up
mr happy not mr hands
HI baby I have a question
hi
Can I know you name?
the hl1 cut monster right?
Bianca
No its Mr Hands
That a pretty name
Yea ik
shits aggressively
If you are really curious, search up the Mr Hands incident
eunemclaw horse case
I do warn you it's pretty bad
a guy got railed to death by a horse
no, i am not curious 
Warning agent in your team is dawn
i feel like dying more now 
Pipe down schizo
oh
i thought you liked it
good sulotion, more bulet, bigger mag, mor shoot
When it gets a bit much, not so really
storage
L
very helpful
Ik
does anybody know how to fix this
johnny please tell me when it gets too much
reset download cache
please
:> i will
No he means the video of a guy getting fcked by a horse(then dying shortly after)
Its only happened once so you good
really?
Yes
it's getting to much for me can you guys please go to dms
on it
vik, he told me already
done make me suffer twice
gone with the days of victorp now its victorn
Why I am a novice
Its always been viktorp
it was always viktorn
I talk to much
SHUTUP
NOOOOOOOOO
you joined in january and i have never seen you talk until yesterday
Today I talk
Look this up with the rogue guy in real estate company that has the hidden gem and a good fruit and a good guy to the trade in real estate
Yea I will need to go back after I get back home and then I will come over to my place and get some stuff to do and I
what
i have been talking for a solid 6 months straight every day and still have yet to reach master 
If I talk every day I will change role?
Dude's an actual schizo Holy shit
no
why
leveller
1 is novice
5 is experienced
25 is vet
because you're weird
thats all you need to know because only true degens reach master 
and like 45 or something is master
Ok je vais te voir en plus avec moi je vais pas te faire la tête avec elle mais ldldfkf Field Лада вылов выдалась вв
(me)
im 43
Влввоаьвьвлвлв
I'm like level 20
Hey

bro shut
Yea
I joined here on January 29th of this year
oi dont spam
you dont wanna pull an aspen 
thanks

Already grinded 20 levels
ground
like black peppercorn
plz I want change role
Make me
Or I will call metatatatatatattataagatatatatatatatataatatatatatatatatatbeindex
do you think aspen was just trying to spam his way to level 100? 
Lalaalalalalalal
are you like 12 stfu
He needed to get some b*tches
Lalalalaallaa je suis pas un peu en français mais je suis pas d’Heidi si je vous dit ça c’est dure de kffkfkf dnd je suis pas un шпала воута ай ай ой ой
actual bot
there's an xp cooldown between messages you can spam you dumbass
Nah dude, he is a proper schizo
that would be derek
True
he is off his meds or on too many meds
he instantly left the chat 
i went to login to steam after clearing cache and i just got hit with an error 💀
Bro steam updated again for Beta
It looks a bit weird but i like it
well you chose
yes
Who want see my girl friend ?
Me
But you can’t …
Why
Because you are my girl friend
Oh
Yea it ok I am so pretty
Yea ik I have lucky to got you
Real Schizo Hours
real farming hours
Sry I@miss the picture
Don’t worry it ok baby
i love how goofy tekken is
So want play warzone?
stop exploiting to level up bozo
Yea
Ok join me
kuro intervening was bound to happen 
dude exploiting xp lmao
I just want level up what
im sure aspen did aswell
ahahahahaaa
I don’t see the problem
its disruptive what 💀
why would i when i have kuro 
Kira
is this alt aspen? 
You mean you have vasim 
you kinda sent the same memes he did
not enough boykisser speech
What meme
brb
Reason: Bad word usage
Shut up you
NOOOOOOOOO
wowza
Don't bother with the context
mans gotta do what a mans gotta do
arent we all
also i love my pfp in that server
and its funny that no one here understands what that pink role means

@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
@bitter hearth
@shy narwhal
@void kelp
@cinder crag
maxxie
Tampanot
@carmine forge
Tampaknot
Tampicable
@miggmission
adding this
Tampoy
adding this
What are your Tampronouns btw?
@carmine forge
tampacist/tampiem? 
tampiem?
please dont start talking
About politics or normal talk
sylky sacrilege
Go outside
I love chicken 🐔
just stop messaging
i just did
sure why not
Did what
who tf you?????????
💀
where are these people coming from
bro please
hes trying to farm xp for levels
From
And?
give idea for healthy snack now
he doesn't realize it doesn't work
@low steppe levels arent important man, stop it makes you look like a child
cucumber
he is definitely under the age of 17
oatmeal and fruits
plus there is cooldown like tampico said
rhubarb
Hamburger, french fries and soda
you cant just talk, the xp has a cooldown
i would say this but aspen was 17 and spoke like he was 8 so i dont know what to think anymore
aspen spoke like a -17 year old
Being serious, oatmeal n fruits, vedgetables salad or porridge are usually my go to
how would you feel if you didn't have breakfast this morning
Oatmeal.... hrmmmm
oatmeal and fruit, fruit salad
Hi
shut up
I love cat 🐈 je sais
shut up
Даша воды
shut up
do you know what je sais even means
lmfao, cant get over this dude literaly farming discord xp, like its some kind of bitcoin or something, its not important at all lmao
you're the dumbass spamming
ㄗㄣㄟ
Rage XD
plus this confirms you definitely dont have a girlfriend. no woman can stand this autism
Flirting with himself was... really something
emission you should converse to him entirely in arabic
@shy narwhal sorry to bother but we got situation here 
you dont know what that word means
I have a girl friend
you dont
i should
you never spoken to a woman in your life
@low steppe are you my girl friend
The what?
Yes
my lord shut up
See?
See 
Please write in windings so nobody cares
im surprised that algeria doesnt have its own language other than arabic and berber
How does one even flirt with oneself?
yea yea I will need help for the max and I will need help for the max and I will need help for help
Unless it's via 2 different accounts
french
they wish
I don't know I'm not schizo 
you need help dressing yourself. you're barely functioning
Yea sure
avrage discordian xp farmer 
The power of cringe and unfunny
I have to many friend to help me like @low steppe
this is just depressing
I have a life I have friend?
Doubt that
you dont have either
Yea ik parent told me that
your parents are divorced
And possibly gay
They told I don’t have a life and I will never get a girl friend and I will never get friend that true
they were right
No
They foresaw your demise
you're literally proving yourself wrong
I will get a girl friend and friend! Tomorrow
i love this gif
i dont even play Street fighter i just think akuma is badass
see i knew you didn't have one
If your next live perhaps
So you don't even have friends?
damn, that one hit hard, right in my heart
massive skill issue
massive embed failed
to the zone
my life is a failure i better shut my mouth and stay in the corner for the rest of my life
i wonder why!!
yes there you go now you get it
yes good bye I am going to cry in my corner
thank you
dont stay in corner instead do what it takes for your life to stop being a failure
hit up that gym
no please let him stay there
You’re missing the point bruh
he's fine in his corner
hit up the gym yeah 
It’s where he belongs
he's meant for the corner
mean
The corner is meant for him
no everyone tells me that my life is a failure meet parent at school on discord even put friends even if I don't have
you just got here didn't you
He is one with the corner
okay so stop spamming on discord and do something about it
Now Leave me alone I will go in my corner see you in 2 month
okay, im gonna go throw hands with the gym rn!
4 month
Go outside, not in corner
touch some glowing grass
Touch the rainbow
go to gym not corner
Gym is expensive. Just go to the woods and wrestle a bear
Go to the ocean and swim until you reach the sun
Who’s we ?
idk shoot up a school
@low steppe do you own a firearm ?
bro...
too much
Fed detected
I’m just a funny jokester
his life is deppresing and yall want it to stay like this
i love this guy!!!
jokester went over the line this time
he's literally jusy trying to milk attention because he was being annoying
true
you are new on the internet aren't you Ozelov
same
Reason: Bad word usage
that user was trolling too tho, he farmed xp then created some weird ahh story about how his parents told depressing stuff, but also joking about suicide isnt funny, unless its me about my self
youre anything but a jokester
he is obviously too young to use discord, let alone survive STOC
its not our fault he willingly put himself out to the dogs 
You went too far bro
you're anything but a man
idk higa im autistic as shit i take everything seriously leave me alone
wolf went too far, kill wolf!
misdiagnosis
if only
i got asperger's thats ehy im like this it has nothing to do with my age or something else
i dont know how this is relevant
the dude acts like he is 12
you do not
only i am allowed to joke about kms 
im gonna blow my head off
I don’t know what’s Kms
keep myself safe
me changing the map to heaven
We’ll have a problem
the maps havent updated yet?
Wine back in the 19th century 👴🏻
im not buying that wine its too dirty-👴
didnt i post this e arlier
no shush
Schizo moment. seeing the ghosts of dead presidents of America
What are they feeding to FBC personnel? they are all schizo's?
More breakfast, this time more American style
Ahh my favorite diabetes style breakfast
alright good night
Guys I made a Molotov irl from csgo
Throw it at a local police car
Yes sir
Real
NOOOOOOO
Food that will put hair on your chest
fake as hell
mysterious rectangular smear after snatch
(looks like fog covering the top of the building)
Fake ahhh
LMAO
kys
hm I wonder where the flying squirrel went
props on them for using a hawk though instead of an eagle
although ig hawks are more common around the world
since that's a (stock) hawk screech you can hear
Aw sweet! A schizo post!
a schizo post???
my bruddah that is a cringeass faked video!!!
fellas, is it schizophrenic to prove that something was faked?
the moon landing
'some' 'actual' shizos
said the feds watch us
there is an evil high power
and they put stuff in the water or food
to further manipulate us
they are not wrong
Found this on my friends reddit history...
Alex Jones be like:
whar?
man's got taste for something he cannot taste (woman)
(I do not know what character that is)
about the food and water
they put in water an ingredient called Fluoride
and you can see it found to able to lower IQ
check
Cuz it’s based on average
It does mean however that 100 IQ now and 100 IQ in the future can mean different levels of intellect
I may not said it very accurate
but its believed to lower someone smart in a way or another
@lament zealot
I'm not an actual Shizo or something
and I don't agree with everything they say
but we can learn from the ill and the unwell a little
stalker is so cool I wish stalkers were real 😔
well the term stalker
been used in real life
when people get into the zone illegaly
I wish Ukrainian men were real too 😔
Let's get irradiated
I have great news
what's that
Ukraine (Ukrainian: Україна, romanized: Ukraïna, pronounced [ʊkrɐˈjinɐ] (listen)) is a country in Eastern Europe. It is the second-largest European country after Russia, which it borders to the east and northeast. It is also bordered by Belarus to the north; by Poland, Slovakia, and Hungary to the west; and by Romania and Moldova to the southwe...
:/ yeah that's cool and all but where are the Ukrainian men in gas masks
and why tf is stalker full of eye candy frfr
Well there is not a big Rock who make wishes happen
but there is a God and it's better
@lament zealot
as a non russian speaker
I knew they crying and understanding the crying for mom part
well you right but its still sad
Hate crime in only 14 states? What a weak joke
jackel
ok
Sup
@sick palm not a bad idea, but you'd want to put that lid mechanism in its own sealed chamber
because otherwise yeah even if lasers will shoot out of the front more, you're not gonna get a perfect seal & get a dose of radiation in every direction
The cancer blaster
What’s going on in Miami ?
No clue
