im making Crash a 21st birthday present
#💬┃en_offtop
runic glacier
This is my cat long time before he gone
nocturne iron
floofy babyyy
rough patio
maybe the uhh siege of malta, winter war, polish-bolshevik and 70's in polish peoples republic
rough patio
im making Crash a 21st birthday present
give him duty flag
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btw you know whats the coolest bout my highschool? Since i already got accepted i dont have to give a shit about my grades rn
nocturne iron
hell yeah
rough patio
nobody will care about them
nocturne iron
my grades were awful
I'm surprised I graduated
I think I had like a 3.2GPA ?
no 2.7?
it's been too long I don't remember
bitter hearth
I will graduate this year, if i dont die
rough patio
my highschool is great cause they are a not a gov controlled ( so no religious/homophobic bs)
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btw polish language
nocturne iron
bruh
rough patio
its real
bitter hearth
Damn
nocturne iron
how many are gendered
rough patio
how many are gendered
yes
nocturne iron
so eat (female) eat(neuter)
gendered language takes a little bit of getting used to
it's a little confusing
bitter hearth
Eat females?!
nocturne iron
;)
rough patio
(i literally speak english better than my native language)
nocturne iron
well looking at that list I can see why
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also me rn
nocturne iron
yeah
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high sail
also me rn
Ill stick Johnny in one If he tries to cheat on me
hard orbit
Yooo mirors edge!, miss that game
I buy this game for refresh my memory
I beat this game and I just play Time Attack
candid cloud
You live in mirror's edge cat???
rough patio
candid cloud
Damn.
teal oracle
hard orbit
@candid cloud Do you like hurt another people?
rough patio
coarse rapids
<@569942128629907457> Do you like hurt another people? <:smile_scar:598839708474...
Deus Ex The Fall no he likes to hurt himself
teal oracle
candid cloud
<@569942128629907457> Do you like hurt another people? <:smile_scar:598839708474...
Yes.
candid cloud
*Deus Ex The Fall* no he likes to hurt himself
It's literally cheaper to buy a bundle, instead of a single game.
rough patio
guys btw is the "this user is suspected to be a part of online terrorist group, please report any suspicious activity to Discord staff" thing real or is this some joke
candid cloud
Just a joke.
high sail
Me strangaling JJ
hard orbit
guys btw is the "this user is suspected to be a part of online terrorist group, ...
Just joke((((((
i think i will go Mirror's Edge again
cunning quartz
btw polish language
yes thats real
its all a combination of gendered singular and gendered plurals
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small ice
high sail
The streets aint for You cuh
hard orbit
bitter hearth
Im cooking cake, gimme ideas
rough patio
The streets aint for You cuh
high sail
Yes cuh
hard orbit
DAAAAAAAMN
bitter hearth
@lunar thorn long time no see, hope you doing good
hard orbit
lament zealot
man i just realize
Oh my god! He’s thinking!!! Quick, shut him down!!!!
rough patio
we will miss you sylky
nocturne iron
he's happy on the Brazil stalker server
or atleast from what I've seen
not as stressed out
pulsar spindle
carmine forge
Show
nocturne iron
@carmine forge check dm
void kelp
rough patio
dawg i need to control my anger
i just rage'd at WT and threw my mouse and it just fell apart like lego pieces💀
i managed to put it back but bruh
cinder crag
you need to stop playing shit games
sharp moss
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the thing is one part of it just vanished
i have no idea where it is
nvm found it completely broken
im a terrible owner
cinder crag
how about you own some noobs
boreal rain
dawg i need to control my anger
there is a great philosophy about masculinity: you are a monster and you have to control it. Rage spikes are part of masculinity and you have to learn to control and relieve it in a productive way, some do workouts others practice martial arts. learn and improve
cinder crag
there is a great philosophy about masculinity: you are a monster and you have to...
i will just let go and let the demons take over
rough patio
stop complaining and get back to the grind
instructions unclear, countinued to grind in WT and raged
cinder crag
instructions unclear, countinued to grind in WT and raged
skill issue
stop complaining and get back to the grind
teal oracle
@ripe merlin Second for honor friend of mine also said for honor is better
ripe merlin
<@849900033335754784> Second for honor friend of mine also said for honor is bet...
I have 5 friends who said mordhau is better
5 - 2 for honor
stuck oriole
fr
stuck oriole
5 - 2 for honor
my man is here 
prisma zephyr
For honor is trash let's be real
small ice
hi
carmine forge
For honor is trash let's be real
For real is honor let's be trash
small ice
bitter hearth
Emission vs the stalkers
pulsar spindle
void kelp
Look at my lawyer dawg I'm goin to jail😭😭😭
small ice
void kelp
Ironic you post this
sterile badger
Uh oh
rough patio
so u gay
small ice
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i mean i quess you can be proud that you have a partner
hard orbit
Guys I did it!!!!!
rough patio
Guys I did it!!!!!
you did what?
stryker is shit
and its not even tuesday
have some desency bro
rough patio
I did Time Attack all stages in 3 stars
idk what that means but Yoo hoo congrats!
dense star
@sharp ferry
your game don't save
because you need
to run the game as an administrator
carmine forge
stryker is shit
And you would know?||(it actually kinda is in terms of protection at least)||
hard orbit
idk what that means but Yoo hoo congrats!
🥰
small ice
rough patio
anyway what do you guys think is the best tank?
small ice
carmine forge
anyway what do you guys think is the best tank?
A7V
sterile badger
T64
hard orbit
anyway what do you guys think is the best tank?
PzKpfw V Panther
sharp nest
hnelo
simple sageBOT
viktorп#3360 has been warned
rough patio
ugh
hard orbit
you know you can just say fuck.?
real? I just write this word and bot give me slap
rough patio
fuck.
rough patio
haha get trolled
hard orbit
fuck. you man
hard orbit
🤯
small ice
Zǎoshang hǎo zhōngguó xiànzài wǒ yǒu BING CHILLING 🥶🍦
hard orbit
@void kelp call mod?
rough patio
no ur not
void kelp
Wolf broken
hard orbit
@gray jetty wake up
nocturne iron
void kelp
You didnt need to show me I can tell by the things you post
rough patio
the fuck. is polosuh
void kelp
nocturne iron
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hard orbit
@heavy cave it's normal?
vagrant parrot
"I'm playin' 😎 "
hard orbit
@shy narwhal it's normal?
shy narwhal
<@206786081788657664> it's normal?
What
vagrant parrot
What
He was talking about how moderator(-s) with [EN] don't react on @void kelp 's spamming. Now @hard orbit is muted cus yes
small ice
bitter hearth
No i mean why are the mods summoned
teal oracle
small ice
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077365424850731009/1101211030056616257...
the brain scorcher
teal oracle
Real
small ice
bitter hearth
Im gay I'm allowed
No, you dont get morr rights than me
shy narwhal
He was talking about how moderator(-s) with [EN] don't react on <@45622657779813...
I was about to
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bitter hearth
Warn or mute, lets see ehat kuro choses
vagrant parrot
I was about to
Thanks !
shy narwhal
!ban @void kelp spam
simple sageBOT
Aspen#4881 has been banned
bitter hearth
Damn
vagrant parrot
!ban <@456226577798135808> spam
Are you a saint?
bitter hearth
Kuro allways been harsh on punishments, but the job got to be done
rough patio
kuro wasnt merciful today. but that was for the good of the people
bitter hearth
Yall have a nice day, ima sleep in this comfy hospital bed
shy narwhal
Kuro allways been harsh on punishments, but the job got to be done
I told him that was his last chance
teal oracle
bitter hearth
I told him that was his last chance
All he did is spam anyway
rough patio
i just realised that he got banned and not muted
nocturne iron
Kuro you have saved us all
shy narwhal
vagrant parrot
!ban <@456226577798135808> spam
Please, mute me for month, or tell me what i can do to be muted for this amount of time (without harming anybody ofc)
rough patio
Please, mute me for month, or tell me what i can do to be muted for this amount ...
what why would you want to do that-
small ice
i mean its not bad if someones asking for it, right?
vagrant parrot
what why would you want to do that-
It will be better if i got banned\muted now, or i will pour some shit on UA moderators
rough patio
It will be better if i got banned\muted now, or i will pour some shit on UA mode...
bro why💀
what did they do to you man💀
bitter hearth
He feels regret he got someone banned
vagrant parrot
bro why💀
Because i really wanna do it. I have reasons, and some of ua_offtop people will understand me
shy narwhal
He feels regret he got someone banned<:smile_strelok:598839725280722978>
I was about to ban him either way
I was busy doing something else
Aka checking the ambulance
bitter hearth
Ah, good luck on your job
nocturne iron
Viktorn got muted, is there anything you can do Kuro
vagrant parrot
i only see that this ha1ber is muting everyone
He was asked to ban this spamming dude. He said "I'm in a middle of a game (CS:GO)", and "There are EN moderators to do it". Dude asked why and got muted for a day. Also ha1ber chatted for a while and did nothing with spamming dude IN A MIDDLE OF A GOD DAMMIT MATCH
high sail
Tf happened
high sail
Cool
Nah but fr what actually happened
Why is vik muted
bitter hearth
Some halber guy is angy or sometiing i dunu
bitter hearth
Aka checking the ambulance
Why was viktorn muted?, sorry for ping
high sail
Some halber guy is angy or sometiing i dunu
Who
carmine forge
Aka checking the ambulance
Did you dismount it successfully this time?
high sail
Hes muting ppl, for some odd reasons you could say?
In this chat?
ripe merlin
@gray jetty can it run stalker shoc?
rough patio
In this chat?
ua off top
bitter hearth
In this chat?
Ua offtop
high sail
Oh
Well i dont use that channel
bitter hearth
Then why did you ask about it
ripe merlin
I don't live in America but I still like to be informed on what's going on there
shy narwhal
Why was viktorn muted?, sorry for ping
Idk,
shy narwhal
Did you dismount it successfully this time?
Keep yourself safe
lament zealot
We, #💬┃en_offtop need to wage war on #💬┃ua_offtop and #561153889110589442 to show our dominance as the goofiest offtop chat
carmine forge
We, <#561153801114091521> need to wage war on <#561153910891347968> and <#561153...
Try posting literally anything in #💬┃ua_offtop you'll be joining aspen
lament zealot
who’s aspen
I also am assuming aspen is muted/banned
Cuz UA mods are cringe
EN mods > UA mods
lament zealot
Same difference 
nocturne iron
who’s aspen
lament zealot
Ok
carmine forge
He kinda resembles my best friend a bit
shy narwhal
@carmine forge the amount of copium of Aspen is astonishing
carmine forge
<@358720230459179034> the amount of copium of Aspen is astonishing
How much?
high sail
Then why did you ask about it<:smile_strelok:598839725280722978>
I thought he was buthurt in this channel
carmine forge
Impressive amount of copium
sharp moss
carmine forge
Very few people are capable of coping in such quantities unironically
sharp moss
Inb4 it's an LS swap and the dude kicked out the supports
bitter hearth
I thought he was buthurt in this channel
Aye
bitter hearth
<@358720230459179034> the amount of copium of Aspen is astonishing
Why, dms war?
shy narwhal
Why, dms war?
@carmine forge
carmine forge
Why, dms war?
Yes
bitter hearth
<@358720230459179034>
Ahaha, id kill to see what he said, knew that whats gonna happen
carmine forge
Sorta
gray jetty
Aye?
bitter hearth
Also why are you in a hospital bed? <@592625127905296384>
Treating my head, remember the surgery i did last year, or in 2020 i forgor in friday?
ripe merlin
<@211202671456157696> can it run stalker shoc?
@gray jetty pls help
shy narwhal
Treating my head, remember the surgery i did last year, or in 2020 i forgor in f...
I don't
gray jetty
<@211202671456157696> pls help
You got 15 minutes make it count
gray jetty
Random love ping <:wpluv:876016375028654100>
ripe merlin
You got 15 minutes make it count
Can it run stalker shoc
gray jetty
Can it run stalker shoc
Probably
bitter hearth
I don't
Last year i did surgery that had survival chance of 50%50 wait leme explain better
lament zealot
Can it run stalker shoc
Hey I found a free pc before
Multiple, actually
The best of which had a…. 3rd gen i7?
I know I have a few 2nd gen i7s for sure tho
small ice
gn
high sail
Nini!
nocturne iron
anyone have good music to listen to for driving at 2 am on the highway?
I need to prepare for my journey
dense star
https://youtu.be/v-Su1YXQYek
NFSMW soundtrack btw
sharp moss
Have much better tools and tech at your disposal then people 20 years before
Vomit out a product 10 times inferior yet more expensive
Modern gaming everyone
I kinda feel bad for zoomies
dense star
3A games moment
neon vale
Kuro banned aspen
he did?
damn he really cannot listen even if his life depended on it
what did he get banned for
bitter hearth
Massive meme spam after bring warned for it for the last time
dense star
neon vale
Massive meme spam after bring warned for it for the last time
LOL
he cannot listen for the life of him
he got like 4 second chances
bitter hearth
Lol
pulsar spindle
Damn the other boykisser got too cringe?
neon vale
he openly stated he was a minor and then started making boykisser jokes
he was either baiting real hard or he was just brainrot
pulsar spindle
I think the second one tbf
bitter hearth
He said he was 17, either way he acted like a 17 year old
He is basicly a teenager that was highly affected by media.and internet
neon vale
He said he was 17, either way he acted like a 17 year old
i was legit surprised when he said he was 17
because he acted in such a way i legitimately thought he was way younger
pulsar spindle
Too much media rots brain
bitter hearth
It does, thats why he was weird, making boykisser jokes and weird vids
neon vale
unrestricted internet access
bitter hearth
I was surprised he didnt get banned for the stuff he posted
pulsar spindle
Like I make jokes and all but I am actually bi so I'm technically making fun of myself
neon vale
unrestricted internet access
will either make you overly edgy or overly cringe
bitter hearth
Btw i didnt get to make a cake cause new doctor did a goofie
bitter hearth
will either make you overly edgy or overly cringe
Or derek
neon vale
true
pulsar spindle
Lmao
bitter hearth
Like I make jokes and all but I am actually bi so I'm technically making fun of ...
I dont mind it unless it doesnt get weird
pulsar spindle
Yeah I know
wind hull
Unrestricted Access to the Internet at a young age and it's consequences have been a disaster for the Human Race
neon vale
your future doctor is currently cheating on his exams
bitter hearth
I dont mind it unless it doesnt get weird
If* not unless
pulsar spindle
I had unrestricted access and look what happened to me
I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it, I had unrestricted access and all that stuff led to me being like this
bitter hearth
your future doctor is currently cheating on his exams <:smile_degtyarev:59883964...
Got injected with anti fungi on the other side of my brain, not the correct side, cause doctor was new and panicked
pulsar spindle
But at least I'm happy with it
neon vale
I'm not even gonna sugarcoat it, I had unrestricted access and all that stuff le...
same
my attention span has never felt shorter
pulsar spindle
I have ADHD so I know a bit about that
bitter hearth
I got internet when i became a teenager but it didnt affect me
neon vale
my attention span has never felt shorter
still under the threshold to be considered ADHD at least
bitter hearth
Well i wont lie, yes, mister emission was abit off the road
neon vale
i was very cringe a few years back
pulsar spindle
Well I swerved off that road and into the ditch below
bitter hearth
Me too, very cringe
neon vale
before quarantine i would probably abhor people like waifuslayer
i cared too much about jokes back then
pulsar spindle
before quarantine i would probably abhor people like waifuslayer
@high sail get your booty in here
bitter hearth
Before and in quarantine, i liked ppl like waifu and joked with em, hang out with em, until, something happened, and i got traumatized lets leave it at that
So i became prude
pulsar spindle
Oh yeah I forgot he is on vacation with family
I don't like talking with people much tbf
dense star
pulsar spindle
Like, I can talk with you people because you don't give a shit who i am
bitter hearth
Like, I can talk with you people because you don't give a shit who i am
Almost all the internet doesnt care who they are talking with, they forget that there is a person behind the screen and think they are in a game with no consequences
pulsar spindle
Oh I know there are consequences of doing the wrong thing online
bitter hearth
I like talking here too, when i dont find the chat full of sexual jokes or images
pulsar spindle
I have a letter from the FBI with my name on it that came in the mail
bitter hearth
Damn
pulsar spindle
We do a little too much trolling
cinder crag
I have a letter from the FBI with my name on it that came in the mail
no you don't
pulsar spindle
Bet
neon vale
Almost all the internet doesnt care who they are talking with, they forget that ...
and then there are the people that do it on purpose
bitter hearth
and then there are the people that do it on purpose
Yes
cinder crag
and then there are the people that do it on purpose
pulsar spindle
no you don't
cinder crag
that's not real 
pulsar spindle
It is
pulsar spindle
Thats when I got it
cinder crag
Damn, we dont have fbi here
well yeah
bitter hearth
Thats when I got it
Why did you get it for, if you dont mind me asking
pulsar spindle
If I remember I had downloaded a bunch of tutorials on explosives for fun
I had told my friend I was gonna bomb his house, and then a few weeks later that came in the mail
I'll admit, not my greatest move ever
bitter hearth
Lmfao
carmine forge
If I remember I had downloaded a bunch of tutorials on explosives for fun
I think I still have some on my HDD but I never bothered to take time and actually read them
wheat rune
stalka
gray jetty
I feel kinda bad for this mate went all the way to get this special ram for him but
One of the sticks is dead
nocturne iron
today was the New Hampshire trip?
lament zealot
@nocturne iron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guDJvZp5Bqk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzzkmWnNQC4
@nocturne iron
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbnHutA1u_0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwRpqjcR4wM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoQXOaM1_N8
lament zealot
if you want to cause a highway pileup leaving 200 dead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyAP6PpAzK8
gray jetty
today was the New Hampshire trip?
nah was yesterady
but i didn't check em till just as few minutes ago
one stick either hates x58 which is possible
or its dead
cycles the 4 memory post codes when i run it on my rampage extreme
nocturne iron
try offering blood?
lament zealot
@nocturne iron if you want more music, I've got em
nocturne iron
Crash says all pc builds require a blood sacrifice
gray jetty
try offering blood?
memory necromancy is a thing
only attempted by the highest tier of overlockers though
basically you locate the dead chip
then short the pcb pads in a particular way
nocturne iron
<@298621868133318657> if you want more music, I've got em
well it is my mom driving me to the airport so im not sure
nocturne iron
no i mean offer it your blood
gray jetty
x58 is blood magic as is
nocturne iron
maybe it needs more
you know the uhh,,, oh god what the hell is it called
thermal paste
maybe it needs blood paste
gray jetty
Burn some 4090s in an offering to our dead god and he may reward us with napalm in exchange
nocturne iron
for some stupid ass reason my brain could only come up with "memory fondant" instead of thermal paste
nocturne iron
i know it doesnt
gray jetty
what once was sand shall return to sand
nocturne iron
asses to asses, d!cks to dust, what is a bra without a bust?
gray jetty
everyone had those girls at school who would just wear those almost see through tops with no bra some days
gray jetty
there was a girl in my 10th grade chem who did that
gotta admit bro shit was hard to look away from
nocturne iron
Crash, if you ever feel safe remember im only getting closer
gray jetty
one of these days im gonna end up getting a gun to protect the hoard
delicate willow
Crash, if you ever feel safe remember im only getting closer
delicate willow
One mans life isn't as valuable as my EVGA SR-2
nocturne iron
Crash, if you ever feel safe remember im only getting closer
Oh yeah, Jack you too
gray jetty
if you bring a bomb make sure it kills me
nocturne iron
no thats not allowed through TSA
gray jetty
im not trying to live the rest of my life with 2 missing legs
nocturne iron
no im only going to Boston
coarse rapids
then why you selling it
gray jetty
then why you selling it
Can’t use it
Ryzen 7000 can’t run 4 sticks at 6000 cl30
can only run that at like 4800mhz
So second kit is for sale
Nothing wrong with it just can’t use it
coarse rapids
yhea sorry
next real big upgrade to my PC I'll ever do will be a 5800x if I even go to do that
in like what 5 years
lament zealot
Burn some 4090s in an offering to our dead god and he may reward us with napalm ...
shove your balls into the two fans of the 4090
that'll get the grease flowin
gray jetty
Honestly wouldn’t hurt as much as putting them in the blower on a Radeon 4890
sterile spear
Solid response to that kinda statement, actually
lament zealot
One mans life isn't as valuable as my EVGA SR-2
me with an EVGA SR-2 shaped belly:
"uh oh"
gray jetty
Some times I think it’s funny that Board
Costed less new
Then some modern asus boards
Was 550 new
My new asus Board I used in my new build costed more than that
@coarse rapids so once ive payed off all the debts gained by building this rig my eyes are set getting my phase changer and my new ct-479
the ct-479 dream is not dead
URA
coarse rapids
<@329287870042996736> so once ive payed off all the debts gained by building thi...
how much did you even put on thje new rig bro
coarse rapids
zamn
gray jetty
but i love it
this rig is like 2x faster than my old rig
and all i changed was the cpu
intel was holding my back big time
and ive not even tuned the sub timings on my memory yet
that can get you up to another 20 percent cpu performance
depends on how insane your memory is
this memory might be pretty insane
also depends on how hot your case is
neon vale
i will never get bored of weird al
gray jetty
I am
I even know what tool exactly made them
most likely
anyway
though i probably shouldn't say
it's one of 2 models i know that
both are top 3 most expensive tools
we sell
in the 8 million dollar range
one though is really rare
and ive only ever seen one of them a handful of times
but those things cost chump change compared to
the new patterning tool they are currently working on bring to mass market
that thing costs 35 million per unit
but today was big
the big man came over to me
started asking me a bunch of questions then walked away
i was very intimidated
he had never spoken to me before
ever
coarse rapids
moving up?
gray jetty
idk
a bunch of people seem to think so
he even asked me what my name was
which was like
teal oracle
gray jetty
wow
must of us are just random grunts like we don't matter to people like him so the fact he even stopped to ask for it
makes me hope maybe it means something
im running out of time
and if my time runs out im telling you ill be bored as hell
what am i suppose to do for 3 months while i wait
sit in bed
prisma zephyr
Play STALKER, duh
gray jetty
bro
if i have to go 3 months with out seeing my beloved neptune machine idk what id do
my heart would die from grief
after i spent so many hours retaping and drilling out holes on the last one i did tsk tsk
the mates who did it the first time almost got me good yah
they got 3 of the shipping bracket screws to seize
and we almost lost one of the screws
would have had to drill out the frame which would have sucked
but par for a course 12 million dollar product and it's made like shit
for how damn long it takes for the frames to show up it's just hilarious how badly there made typically
like i get it
precision machining is hard but come on ma n
gray jetty
im telling you they always tap the holes half an inch off
so then you gotta drill out all the brackets to make them fit
vernal loom
Me watching people walk into work when I thought I could have 5 minutes to be alone:
gray jetty
unless you come to work at 3am the homies always gonna be there
working with out the homies sucks though
hella boring
vernal loom
"Oh, not now... yes?"
gray jetty
Yah i know that feel
i worked retail for 4 years
never has there been a greater cause of misery than working retail
vernal loom
NO SOMEONE LEFT NOT ONE, BUT TWO NEGATIVE GOOGLE REVIEWS ABOUT ME AND I SOBBED WHEN I GOT HOME
I went through all 5 stages of grief in one shift
gray jetty
people left a negative review of my company
vernal loom
They said I wasn't "nice enough"
vernal loom
They said I wasn't "nice enough"
And I'm already really shy, I do my best and always thank everyone with a smile
vernal loom
And I'm already really shy, I do my best and always thank everyone with a smile
Like, I'm afraid of people shy
lament zealot
I can't believe NO ONE in this school of quirky monster didn't gank her insufferable ass
gray jetty
most of them were mad annoying
vernal loom
Nooooo I love my coworkers
lament zealot
jackie senpai pls bless me with money 🙏
vernal loom
jackie senpai pls bless me with money 🙏
peels the skin off your torso
gray jetty
Applied materials picks you up brother sets you on your feet
lament zealot
*peels the skin off your torso*
ahaha no that's so sexy, don't peel off any more skin layers
gray jetty
brb let me update my motherboards bios so it doesn't melt
when im not looking
stupid asus
making exploding motherboards smh
lament zealot
Applied materials picks you up brother sets you on your feet
minor issue
vernal loom
ahaha no that's so sexy, don't peel off any more skin layers
You like that? 😏
lament zealot
I really like the current position, even if the pay isn't the best
vernal loom
You like that? 😏
Peels the muscle off your bones
gray jetty
I want become le engineer
lament zealot
*Peels the muscle off your bones*
bro are you seriously trying to erp with me rn? tf is wrong wit u smh my head
gray jetty
vernal loom
lament zealot
https://tenor.com/view/taeuvre-squidward-squidward-shocked-squidward-break-gif-2...
pranked
lament zealot
I want become le engineer
I just wanna be happy
prisma zephyr
vernal loom
got 'em
gray jetty
I just wanna be happy
I’m already happy
vernal loom
I just wanna be happy
Real
gray jetty
pulsar spindle
Literally all I do is cut and serve
vernal loom
Literally all I do is cut and serve
I have to do EVERYTHING
I'm more than happy to help people, but I'm just so nervous there are times I literally shake
gray jetty
I'm more than happy to help people, but I'm just so nervous there are times I li...
Working retail will do one thing for you
Make you have hate all living human beings
vernal loom
Being Tremor irl is a hard life 😔
Sometimes the people that come in look really delicious
I mean
friendly
gray jetty
I’m starting to worry for your mental health cus I’m not sure if this is a bit
Or just actual delusion
lament zealot
Sometimes the people that come in look really delicious
vernal loom
vernal loom
Tremor:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lkdY2zM_Eo
HELPPPPPP that's what happened to grouse
lament zealot
neon vale
lament zealot
negligent discharge moment
lament zealot
people say "british fish" but tbh that fish looks hella brazilian
tell me I am wrong
vernal loom
Average Chornobyl fish
lament zealot
uhnngh
bro
ever since they changed the name of the game, I couldn't stop chorning my self
I started getting all chorny, and I stated "oH GOD I'm gonna CHOORRNNNNNNNN" then I chorned all over myself, my desk, and my room
10/10 would chorn again
lament zealot
come and take it from my cold dead hands
vernal loom
come and take it from my cold dead hands
Oh I will
gray jetty
Alright bios updated
vernal loom
lament zealot
yeey bios updade :DDDD
gray jetty
Yah it’s main purpose is
vernal loom
gray jetty
Idk if you heard but the 3d v cache cpus have a bad habit of melting holes in your motherboard
Particularly asus ones
gray jetty
in the bad old days we had no wizards
you had to manually do it
think a wizard knows how to properly set up a prototype pci to pci bridge
lament zealot
I remember back in the day when I had to spellcast windows onto my PC
now you can just use a USB stick
gray jetty
or you had to use optical disks
!!!!!!!!!!
ironically i never used them on pc
i didn't get a pc till optical drives were at least 5 years gone
though my current rig is plugged up to 5 optical drives a floppy drive and a card reader
vernal loom
hnnnnng i have my tea
gray jetty
is it black
prisma zephyr
neon vale
the price has fallen
vernal loom
is it black
Ew no
neon vale
millions must gift
neon vale
imagine drinking tea
gray jetty
tea is fire
vernal loom
It's gross + not very healthy
Herbal flower and berry tea is peak
I really like red teas
neon vale
tea is fire
no health benefits other than being better than soda
vernal loom
GREENFIELD TEA
gray jetty
depends on if you drink with with our with out the sugar
gray jetty
it's water with a taste
it's like eating raw potatoes
you might hate it at first
but eventually you start to enjoy it
neon vale
just boil them
vernal loom
My tea is very sweet and floral
neon vale
you don't need to
have fun tasting dirt and the farmer's sweaty palm
at least rinse it
gray jetty
drinking unsweetened tea is like drinking dirt
vernal loom
My tea is very sweet and floral
and some blood in it for a good kick
gray jetty
green tea with nothing in it
is literally just dirt that you can drink
has the earthy flavor you know what i mean
i use to drink it all the time till i realized that
drinking just about anything else was so much better
prisma zephyr
Earl grey
vernal loom
Chamomile
neon vale
drinking unsweetened tea is like drinking dirt
oi
nocturne iron
Earl Grey gives me hives lol
neon vale
unsweetened tea is the only way i can drink hot tea
gray jetty
i like my tea cold
vernal loom
Hot, herbal
vernal loom
Hot, herbal
nocturne iron
I really like black tea, which I know is such a basic flavor
neon vale
Hot, herbal
not black tea
neon vale
black tea is the only kind i drink
vernal loom
Black tea actually isn't very good for you
nocturne iron
you must not be brewing it right
neon vale
same with coffee
i only drink dark roast
nocturne iron
neither is red bull but I slam those daily
gray jetty
i can make the toast
and thats about it when it comes to meat
ill stick to what im good at
neon vale
Black tea actually isn't very good for you
its about as healthy/unhealthy as coffee
for better or for worse
gray jetty
bro who needs coffee i just wake up shot gun a 20oz monster in like 60 seconds
and the day begins
neon vale
i just looked up 'black tea' and my search engine showed me a history and it was literally just 'black people'
gray jetty
i just looked up 'black tea' and my search engine showed me a history and it was...
america
neon vale
gray jetty
😎
neon vale
i forgot about that search
vernal loom
neon vale
Never have, never will
unless you want the caffine, there isnt really any reason
vernal loom
unless you want the caffine, there isnt really any reason
It's too acidic, and I can't have caffine
neon vale
if you only drink tea because its a substitute for coffee, im going to have to kill you
neon vale
i can get drinking tea for taste and stuff i dont understand people that use it as a substitute for coffee
gray jetty
shit just tastes like dirt literally
vernal loom
I hate coffee
You should like join my church or something
gray jetty
im not a man of god
neon vale
Either ive been doing it wrong all my life or it just sucks
its the opposite for me
gray jetty
im a man of science
neon vale
i enjoy the taste of coffee, but i cannot really stand the taste of tea
neon vale
im a man of science
there are scientific priests
gray jetty
vernal loom
gray jetty
went to church for 14 years
neon vale
gray jetty
if there is a hell
vernal loom
https://tenor.com/view/missionary-have-fun-in-hell-book-of-mormon-mormon-mission...
Really bad representation but whatever
neon vale
https://tenor.com/view/missionary-have-fun-in-hell-book-of-mormon-mormon-mission...
mormons
neon vale
polygamy is a petty offense in utah
gray jetty
jesus wont pay my taxes or pay my rent
neon vale
they say sunday is the lords day
who is "they"
vernal loom
polygamy is a petty offense in utah
neon vale
not muslims for sure
gray jetty
vernal loom
polygamy is a petty offense in utah
It's illegal lmao
neon vale
It's illegal lmao
its less criminal than it used to be
gray jetty
idk bro women can't stick to one man these days
neon vale
lutheran supremacy
gray jetty
i can never wrap my head around polygamy
neon vale
why
vernal loom
i can never wrap my head around polygamy
Honestly me neither
gray jetty
like the idea of being able to love multiple women equally seems impossible to me
neon vale
because it is
vernal loom
I think it's kinda selfish
neon vale
who said it was equal
it was never about equality
otherwise they wouldnt have more than one wife
gray jetty
someone at my old job supported polygamy
vernal loom
I think it's kinda selfish
Like how is the other spouse supposed to feel? Are they not good enough?
neon vale
Like how is the other spouse supposed to feel? Are they not good enough?
wife competition
gray jetty
and im like yahhhhhhhhhhh ok
vernal loom
argument she had was
Did she have blue hair
neon vale
wife competition
its like a love triangle except all of them are married
gray jetty
red
gray jetty
was dyed red though
vernal loom
Red flag
gray jetty
not like a natural red though
gray jetty
very much an unnatural red
neon vale
i would rather have my hair dyed any cool color than warm one
unless i wanted to pretend i was like
aryan (cringe)
vernal loom
My natural hair is darkish brown with these goofy ahh blonde pieces
gray jetty
To me the idea of a white haired women in her 20s with red eyes just turns them gears you know
appeals to that primal hatred we all have
vernal loom
My natural hair is darkish brown with these goofy ahh blonde pieces
I like it natural. But I did have blue, pink, purple, and red hair when I was younger
neon vale
appeals to that primal hatred we all have
people with contacts waiting for you to notice:
gray jetty
never seen one in real life
neon vale
i wouldnt ever dye my hair i dont think
vernal loom
My natural hair is darkish brown with these goofy ahh blonde pieces
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
gray jetty
idk what it is
something deep down in me just wants that
it's probably something racist
vernal loom
people with contacts waiting for you to notice:
Me, who has blue eyes:
neon vale
white people telling other white people that racism is not a problem for white people
the white people trinity
prisma zephyr
My natural hair is darkish brown with these goofy ahh blonde pieces
Like dirty blond with really blonde ass highlights here
neon vale
Me, who has blue eyes:
i have dark brown 💀
gray jetty
it's the whiter white people vs the slightly less white people
vernal loom
Me, who has blue eyes:
neon vale
im an untouchable, a D20
prisma zephyr
neon vale
vernal loom
I'm between A60 and A40
gray jetty
it's like a60 or a c30 color
prisma zephyr
Ya idk
vernal loom
Brown eyes are underated, Strelok's eyes are hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
gray jetty
i met a girl once with a10 eyes
vernal loom
Like dirty blond with really blonde ass highlights here
Nah
gray jetty
her eyes were truly transfixing
like diamonds ive never seen anything like it before or since
prisma zephyr
I'm somewhere in the a40, 50, 60 range
vernal loom
like diamonds ive never seen anything like it before or since
simp
vernal loom
I met someone with purple eyes and she had natural white hair, I thought I saw a fairy or something
But no she was just albino lol
gray jetty
albinos have pink eyes sometimes
vernal loom
But no she was just albino lol
^^
prisma zephyr
I met someone with purple eyes and she had natural white hair, I thought I saw a...
"Cadia stands" moment
vernal loom
Albino people are so pretty like wtf
gray jetty
idk i kinda like it
vernal loom
PURBLE EYES
gray jetty
it gives off that otherworldly almost unnatural vibe
vernal loom
PURBLE EYES
What's his @
neon vale
PURBLE EYES
this looks ugly as hell what 💀
gray jetty
yah im have to agree
vernal loom
this looks ugly as hell what 💀
Imagine judging someone's appearance
neon vale
Imagine judging someone's appearance
i am
gray jetty
looks like a powdered k pop star
vernal loom
Everyone is beautiful to me
vernal loom
Everyone is beautiful to me
Everyone on the street I see is beautiful 💖
neon vale
it looks like a instagram filter
prisma zephyr
Everyone is beautiful to me
vernal loom
https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-shay-nope-nah-nuhuh-gif-19620873
shut
vernal loom
I've never met someone and thought "Wow they're ugly"
prisma zephyr
I've never met someone and thought "Wow they're ugly"
Imagine not being cynical and jaded
vernal loom
neon vale
I've never met someone and thought "Wow they're ugly"
i dont either and that just makes my reaction all the more genuine
gray jetty
You see brother if you look at Nobel peace prize winners
neon vale
those are just old people
vernal loom
I dunno man, I just don't have it in me. I can't be mean to people on purpose
neon vale
I dunno man, I just don't have it in me. I can't be mean to people on purpose
thats a lie
i have seen you say things
gray jetty
Even i can be mean
vernal loom
I like to tease lmao
gray jetty
I just walk into work
vernal loom
Tell me to roast you. I can't 💀
gray jetty
and i just can't help but think of how much i fucken hate some of the people i've never met that work for this company
prisma zephyr
Tell me to roast you. I can't 💀
Roast me
gray jetty
But anyway
prisma zephyr
prisma zephyr
Oof
vernal loom
<:controller_b_right:619173603161669662>
I think you're funny and you got a cool name and pfp
I can compliment everyone tho <3
gray jetty
some of the most famous people in history are tied to eugenics one way or another
prisma zephyr
I think you're funny and you got a cool name and pfp
😎
gray jetty
neon vale
vernal loom
vernal loom
I can compliment everyone tho <3
gray jetty
ill never understand people who pay for porn
there is so much of that shit out there for free
google search for 20 seconds you can find some good shit for 0 dollars
prisma zephyr
Original image btw @vernal loom
vernal loom
I can compliment everyone tho <3
WHO WANTS A COMPLIMENT
gray jetty
me
gray jetty
i need a boost to my self asteam
prisma zephyr
WHO WANTS A COMPLIMENT
gray jetty
I thought about some mad controversial shit i could start talking about but
honestly thats probably too unhinged for this server
neon vale
gray jetty
was gonna say we could debate the ethics of eugenics
but that's probably not a great idea
neon vale
thats gonna get like 6 people banned 💀
gray jetty
yah........
prisma zephyr
Fallout Van Buren seemed like it asked an interesting question there, a shame it never actually released
vernal loom
i need a boost to my self asteam
I think your pfp, name, and status are really clever and funny. I like your originality and you always have something to say!
Sorry, I was rescuing a bird
She flew into our house, and I put her back in her nest
gray jetty
i think i forgot my pill at 1pm idk
im having those unhinged thoughts
it all clicks together and you gotta sit there like man
this is bad
and yet it makes sense
alright im gonna go to sleep
good bye chat
vernal loom
lament zealot
i need a boost to my self asteam
esteem* you illiterate mongoloid <3
gray jetty
esteem* you illiterate mongoloid <3
Thank you
lament zealot
thats gonna get like 6 people banned 💀
gray jetty
lament zealot
alright im gonna go to sleep
I thought you were gonna go to sleep
gray jetty
https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511
Yah I feel like if we start talking about the pros and cons of eugenics the nazis will all come out of the wood work
gray jetty
I thought you were gonna go to sleep
I am
lament zealot
gray jetty
I’m watching the new moist video before bed
lament zealot
I think charlie fell off when he started moving away from gameplay videos and moving towards commentary in general