💬┃en_offtop

[gray jetty]

not fair i want

[pulsar spindle]

Stupid shit

[carmine forge]

both

[nocturne iron]

14USD/hr 24 hours a week

[carmine forge]

were those numbers listed in any official legal document?

[pulsar spindle]

Dqmn, I get paid 15.50 a hour

[cinder crag]

yikes

[nocturne iron]

I dont need a high paying job

I need more than 8 hours

other than my employment offer?

this company wouldn't even pay my workers compensation

that was really the last straw

I have ruined vision in my left eye from working there

[carmine forge]

damn

[nocturne iron]

sliced my cornea in half

[carmine forge]

have you tried to sue them for it?

[nocturne iron]

I dont think I can

[carmine forge]

how did that even happen?

[gray jetty]

come work at varian your daily radiation dose is fully optional

[nocturne iron]

freak accident on the clock

[carmine forge]

have you tried to sue the freak?

[nocturne iron]

I live on one of the first rivers used in the industrial revolution, I already have a nice consistent radiation dosage

[gray jetty]

what about arsenic exposure

[nocturne iron]

you don't even know that story lol

[carmine forge]

tell me then

[nocturne iron]

hell yeah probably from the old coal power plants and cast iron factories

[gray jetty]

nah arsenic wouldn't be found there

arsenic is one of the most deadly toxins there is

[nocturne iron]

yeah, but it doesn't stop the fact our tap water has high amounts of radium

I love massachusetts woooo

[gray jetty]

there was an island featured in fallout 4

in boston harbor that until like 30 years ago

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/eating-eating-ice-meme-eating-ice-meme-gif-24506199

[gray jetty]

was just a trash pile

[nocturne iron]

my town frfr

[gray jetty]

we just dumped all the trash on it

[nocturne iron]

sounds right

[pulsar spindle]

Didn't we cover it up with dirt?

[gray jetty]

no

we removed all the trash

and plant a bunch of tress on it

[nocturne iron]

im just saying, we should excavate the entirety of Delaware

and use that area as a dedicated trash dump

[gray jetty]

thats true

what the hell is in delaware

[nocturne iron]

exactly

[pulsar spindle]

We can use ohio as a hazard dump

[nocturne iron]

based

I looked up Delaware real quick

reasons for living

[lament zealot]

No cuz you probably make a shitload more than me

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-troll-face-gif-25116980

[lament zealot]

Give ME your MONEY

https://tenor.com/view/justin-bieber-morphin-gun-shoot-weapon-gif-13618119

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/alex-jones-fidget-spinner-infowars-maga-gif-13496563

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/lotr-rave-lord-of-the-gif-21800733

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf3menu-gif-23357335

[lament zealot]

Me suppressing my inner Freedomer after capturing a bloodsucker alive for the ecologists

[lusty onyx]

oh my lord

those bloodsucker tentacles

[lament zealot]

Bruh

Imagine if they explained how mutants are made

Imagine if bloodsuckers were whole ass MEN

That would devastate so many freedomers

[lament zealot]

I hope they tweak the appearance of bloodsuckers in s2

They kind of look like my grandpa if he was quirked up

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/455236204477022208/1101193109548839082/image0-2-3.gif

whuh?

[lusty onyx]

whar?

[lament zealot]

yeah ikr

I don’t wanna be staring into the eyes of a faux grandpa when I’m clapping bloodsucker cheeks

Dear GSC make bloodsuckers look less like naked elderly, thank u 😘

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/raised-eyebrow-cat-gif-23850313

[lament zealot]

Tell me this doesn’t look like an old man

Beastly, terrifying

Naked elderly

[small ice]

yeah just ignore those big big tentacle looking lips

[lament zealot]

Taco Tuesday

[lament zealot]

Unfunny

[small ice]

bro i got a joke but nvm 💀

[lament zealot]

Blood sucker? That’s not the only thing those lips can suck

[small ice]

not the joke i meant but like 💀

[hard orbit]

Give me that crack!!!

[small ice]

https://imgur.com/t4kgz1p

[small ice]

https://imgur.com/t4kgz1p

[hard orbit]

no fck you i don't caught

[lament zealot]

Throbby doggy! 🥰

[small ice]

"Princess"

"Pearl"

"Angel"

[hard orbit]

Wow, such a nice dog with name "baby"

[small ice]

baby is its treat

[hard orbit]

Shhhhh

[small ice]

whenever i look at this skull im like BORN TO SHIT, FORCED TO WIPE!!!💀

[hard orbit]

Why bloodsucker wanna cock

[lament zealot]

Cock sucker

[hard orbit]

🤯

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-red-scarf-dog-red-scarf-scarf-stretched-gif-27439095

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-meme-gif-25326537

[daring onyx]

Friendly ahh dog

[small ice]

https://imgur.com/t4kgz1p

this is a friendly doggy aswell 🙂

definitely not holding in his intrusive thoughts to spawn camp your pregnant wife

[daring onyx]

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/455236204477022208/1101220230446993448/perfectm3mez_20230201_reel_3028624834196921245_1_3028624834196921245.mp4

[wheat rune]

wait i jus realised

my birth month and date is april 26th

the same as chernobyl omg!!

[patent burrow]

His name is cupcake

[lament zealot]

😐

[pulsar spindle]

I have not played that game in so long jesus

[ripe merlin]

Where's sylky

[pulsar spindle]

From what I heard, gone

[nocturne iron]

@ripe merlin didn't like the direction moderation was going

[prisma zephyr]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wz3yRaHTPHM&pp=ygUMQXJtb3JlZCBjb3Jl

Robots let's goooooo

[nocturne iron]

robots hell yeah!!!

[prisma zephyr]

There hasn't been a good mecha game in ages

[carmine forge]

good

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/really-what-squint-chicken-gif-15168180

[prisma zephyr]

Not officially cool, opinion invalid

[granite tangle]

nice, isn't it?

[dense star]

fr

[coarse rapids]

that is pretty damn cool,looks more like a western sci fi rather than Strugatskys style tho

[carmine forge]

weren't they trying to make a screen adaptation for that book a couple of years ago?

[granite tangle]

i think they released one back in 1979

[teal oracle]

https://youtu.be/niAhr99S9F8

[carmine forge]

I think I saw news about one being made in the west in (relatively)recent years

but it was cancelled iirc

[teal oracle]

live addeicy reaction

[small ice]

gn everybody

[teal oracle]

gn

[ripe merlin]

Gn kitten

[teal oracle]

🤨

[prisma zephyr]

Mordhau is coming out on xbox I think. I play chiv 2 from time to time

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

😾** **

[ripe merlin]

That was announced back in 2022 lmao

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

@carmine forge

[tiny dew]

Me is no more @shy narwhal

No traces of him for almost a month

[prisma zephyr]

🚿

[tiny dew]

I suppose he is another one of those who were fed up

How do you revive a dead chat?

[prisma zephyr]

👆

[neon vale]

day 3 of not being able to send sylky shit tier memes without going to dms

[tiny dew]

Huh?

[shy narwhal]

@tiny dew

[tiny dew]

I somehow missed Me coming back on duty

[shy narwhal]

he's still alive ||sadly||

[teal oracle]

nah ive talked to him today

[tiny dew]

Sudden reappearance

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077365424850731009/1101211030056616257/cat_fire.gif

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/ltg-low-tier-god-yskysn-ltg-thunder-thunder-gif-23523876

[atomic lynx]

https://youtu.be/RbrqOUtnnWI

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/458150341742166017/1101049590670700594/65.mp4

[crimson moat]

time for fuckies ig

[neon vale]

based but i dont see fanatic egalitarian (cringe)

[nocturne iron]

oddly helpful charts what's the context

[neon vale]

i bet @high sail is the type to go fanatic xenophile

[void kelp]

All femboys are

[neon vale]

true

all furries aswell

[granite tangle]

a guy in #⭐┃nospoilers_general wants to learn russian to play the russian only mods

[nocturne iron]

oh! cool I'm learning Russian too

[granite tangle]

i think pretty much everyone in here is

[teal oracle]

real

[neon vale]

real

[teal oracle]

(they sank)

[shy narwhal]

You sunk

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/sunk-my-battleship-battleship-sunk-gif-8307355

[neon vale]

lyricstranslate.com is such a godsend

so many songs translated that i cant find anywhere else

[runic glacier]

CATS

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/748830587892269076/1101249620388106281/29483919-B537-406D-B05D-D8C69E5E0814.gif

[tiny dew]

What is it, a deal?

[neon vale]

yes

a pact

[tiny dew]

2 Panasonic big screens, Rolex watch, Subwoofer system?

[neon vale]

yes

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/876036946969890856/1100986496107954236/Screenshot_20230426-2125472.png

[tiny dew]

My internet today

24 kbs in 21st century, Year 2023

What am I even paying for...

[nocturne iron]

[inland kelp]

Skill issue

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620576156613345310/1101077000459923538/EINgvwPW.gif

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/giancarlo-esposito-payday2-far-cry6-gif-23570555

[lime fractal]

Omg is that Gus Fring😳😳🤯🤯🔥🔥🔥

I hate autocorrect

[tiny dew]

Gus who?

[carmine forge]

@shy narwhal

[lime fractal]

I know I'm just messing around

[tiny dew]

When we will get a Far Cry game set in Mexico

Sinaloa vs Everyone

[lament zealot]

no

[pearl wraith]

Hello

[cinder crag]

#blow my head off

[lament zealot]

bad game

tons of hackers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5LfGcDB7Ek

^this guy cheated in an attempt to find other cheaters, it seems very common

[prisma zephyr]

There's ghost recon wildlands lol

[cinder crag]

yeah its a modded client

i mean its just frustrating at times, but if you like clunky realistic hardcore shooters you'd probably like it

[tiny dew]

Ever heard DJ Aligator's Blow My Whistle Baby?

Check it out

[cinder crag]

no. csgo is not remotely similar to it in the slightest

[vernal loom]

Skif is grounded

[cinder crag]

what did skiffles do

[vernal loom]

BAD BOY 👿

[cinder crag]

whar

[vernal loom]

He gave me attitude and threw a tantrum after I scolded him for teasing his sister

[cinder crag]

i didn't know birds could do that

[tiny dew]

Bong

Kick Bong ❤️

[void kelp]

i didn't get banned after my caffeinated outburst this morning upstairs i guess that's good

would have to learn portugese to join sylky

[tiny dew]

How big is the Brazilian Stalker community?

[pulsar spindle]

Ok so now I like this job

[void kelp]

idk my member count addon is broken, i think it's like 800 members totalish by looking at it

i joined just to support his mod or whatever and see screenshots

im in anamalous dugout discord and c-con but forget to look too

[tiny dew]

Aaaa

Anomalous Dugout has Discsord?

[void kelp]

yeah its not insanely active but its active

[tiny dew]

I like this guy's videos on YouTube, lend me a link if it's a public server

[void kelp]

invited

i think the vibes are pretty chill there honestly

[tiny dew]

I don't seem to have got anything

Windows 7 vibes

[void kelp]

weird let me try again

[cinder crag]

caffeinated outburst

[pearl wraith]

I should have one of those

[void kelp]

the damn vans got me going

[void kelp]

bad looking bagel

[valid jay]

average looking bulka

[void kelp]

this is en_offtop, we call them bagels

[valid jay]

english's pretty cringe

[simple sage]

acister#6048 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

fku

[void kelp]

bagels are not cringe tho, i like bulkas too i guess

[lament zealot]

I NEED some ridiculously pro-ccp memes

or just memes related to china in general

I need more........

[void kelp]

70% of millenials are homeowners in china, not a meme but based

[rough patio]

anybody got the Jesse and walter celebrating template?

this one but with sound

[void kelp]

https://quickvids.win/cA6sOZ81

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-boom-gif-23998985

[void kelp]

if that's officially cool i am glad i am not officially cool

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/what-dog-funny-whats-up-sup-gif-20348971

[void kelp]

I didnt ask for this

did i get kicked from sylkys discord server or did i leave it

[void kelp]

It was deleted

Remember sylky left dickcord

eh he didn't and was looking at my stalker discord server folder and realized it wasn't there and maybe thought i randomly left i dunno

he probably deleted it and still had admin

[prisma zephyr]

Nah

Pretty sure it's gone gone

[void kelp]

thats what i mean, it was there the other day, i think he probably deleted it when he quit here

[prisma zephyr]

He actually left the server and gave it to someone else and it was decided that discord would be deleted

[void kelp]

true

[prisma zephyr]

He quit here on something...well I guess related but also unrelated

[void kelp]

yeah i know all that, i guess i didn't realize he quit quit his server for good, kind of thought he would come back

[prisma zephyr]

Same

[void kelp]

bro does not like drama i guess fair enough

Thats one less mod in this place

[prisma zephyr]

Eh I mean I ran a clan once, and the constant drama gets old

[void kelp]

lol i liked him modding most of the time

[void kelp]

Im just glad half life memes are back in #🤨┃stalker_memes

did he not allow them or something

[void kelp]

He did his job unfortunately

😔

[tiny dew]

Confess your ideas @earnest escarp

How do we cook, where do we cook, what

How much

[prisma zephyr]

Man had an iron hand when it came to meme channel

[void kelp]

wtf its offtopic, you can post offtopic memes here

oh in memes mb

[tiny dew]

Channel your...

[void kelp]

it does say stalker_memes idk

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/kermit-say-what-what-gif-15506364

[void kelp]

There needs to be an memes offtop with 2 hour slow mode for original creations

[earnest escarp]

60 kilos of meth, 20g of ecstasy for monkey experiments, and a heaping 127 tanks of hopium

[prisma zephyr]

What got me is when I got muted for just responding to a meme lol

[tiny dew]

👆

[earnest escarp]

I have many games I want to play

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-dentadura-excited-happy-laugh-giggle-gif-13601656

[void kelp]

lol i pinged mods here once because of like some bro spamming racist shit and got muted by the mods

[earnest escarp]

I will also embezzle all of our profits

[tiny dew]

• a container of copium if we are being stolen the rest

COPIUM production be expensive

Let's take a minute to cope

https://tenor.com/view/smoke-weed-joint-marihuana-gif-18002627

[void kelp]

ewlon

[void kelp]

What about the copium?

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-j-walter-white-candy-smoke-jesse-pinkman-gif-25730872

[atomic lynx]

I'll buy 15 Hopium tanks

[earnest escarp]

Krezzin can handle that, I trust him to do the cook

[tiny dew]

Copium we store in the underground lab

[void kelp]

breaking bad rp now

[atomic lynx]

Which version? Refined or Pure?

[earnest escarp]

Dirt-grade

[void kelp]

who tf is jod

[atomic lynx]

I read the text wrong

I thought it said goddamn

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-moan-scream-gif-25190517

[void kelp]

@simple sage

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-gif-25865354

Fixed it

[void kelp]

i prefer jod

[void kelp]

There is a sound replacement for the hev suit where it administers copium instead of morphine

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/no-smh-mike-ehrmantraut-jonathan-banks-breaking-bad-gif-7626040

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/huell-music-huell-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25298360

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[void kelp]

maybe ill finally replay op4 on this dumb macbook instead of anomaly

[atomic lynx]

Let us cook

[void kelp]

Walter

Put your dick aeay walter

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/excited-breakingbad-yeah-gif-5204760

[crimson moat]

New ultrakill music is fire https://youtu.be/QywKQkFge78

[void kelp]

i have a feeling the ratio of people who cook in in en_offtop is pretty low

[tiny dew]

We cook

We book

We rock

[atomic lynx]

We stone

[tiny dew]

Yeah, beetch!

[atomic lynx]

Rock and stone brothers

Wait when did I got officially cool?

I seriously haven't noticed it

Until now

[void kelp]

I dont cook my cat does

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-breaking-bad-hank-i-dont-know-walt-gif-25461594

[void kelp]

isn't it just editing your server profile

[cinder crag]

he doesnt know

[tiny dew]

Who here has the most Breaking Bad gifs

I have like 20

[void kelp]

You cant do that in this server the moderstwyorwridywdnfoes do

[cinder crag]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1073449279043162163/1087653730612158545/92D2B419-516B-452F-BFF6-370713451963.gif

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-intro-opening-science-shows-gif-3501548

[void kelp]

well i am proud to not be cool on stoc

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/mr-white-heisenberg-breaking-bad-walter-white-mcdonalds-gif-25573433

[void kelp]

That might just be what I need to bus

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-breaking-bad-better-call-saul-gif-25122394

[atomic lynx]

Letting the intrusive thoughts take control in style

Ain't no f*cking way

[cinder crag]

what laws

like war crimes?

[restive marsh]

[craggy crow]

[void kelp]

I got cum in my eye

[craggy crow]

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-sad-gif-24110059

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

[void kelp]

Its like that one bladee song

[void kelp]

Man I forgot bladee was so relatable

https://youtu.be/7RYLNH01HN4 I unironically think this goes hard

Where are the male oriented gynosexuals at rn

wtf is a gynosexual

[void kelp]

Pretty much femboy sexers

No other reason to use it

[pulsar spindle]

I think I was mentioned

[void kelp]

there's too many words now i thought gyno was a doctor thing

[pulsar spindle]

Something to do with man boobs

Gynecomastia

[candid cloud]

Hey, Max.

[craggy crow]

Sup

[candid cloud]

How are you?

[craggy crow]

Not good

[candid cloud]

Why's that?

[craggy crow]

Todays the day, prom night

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-trollface-sad-troll-gif-21649584

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[void kelp]

It means being attracted to femininity. So I can just call myself a male oriented gynosexual instead of just saying gay :trol:

[rough patio]

bro dont post shit like that when my sis is next to me

[void kelp]

playing op4 again i don't get why people like it so much

[void kelp]

Lmao

[void kelp]

What is op4

Opposing Force?

yes

[shy narwhal]

Cope

[void kelp]

Because more half life and it serves its purpose very well as an expansion.

eh i think it has the more annoying aspects of hl myself without the redeeming qualities

kind of just the going through the motions of hl without good level design

[void kelp]

You mean puzzles

puzzles are fine but just because there's puzzle doesn't mean it's good

[small ice]

hello

[ripe merlin]

Hi kitten

[small ice]

do NOT call me kitten😠

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf3menu-gif-23357335

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/copium-overdose-gif-22522298

[shy narwhal]

Exactly

[ripe merlin]

"no"

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/fcc-finch-chicken-channel-stalker-chernobyl-strelok-gif-25426279

[restive marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitty-gif-23521077

[void kelp]

Eh I kinda agree the opening sections are weak but later in the game is where it gets good.

[cinder crag]

its so good

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/giygas-cat-melon-cat-psychotic-gif-25770926

[cinder crag]

maxles

[craggy crow]

Tampat

[carmine forge]

Oh hi Max!👋

[cinder crag]

adding that

[craggy crow]

Hello Me! 👋

[carmine forge]

How u doin?

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/blade-runner2049-blade-runner-angry-god-damnit-confused-gif-15118091

[carmine forge]

what happenned?

[craggy crow]

You?

[craggy crow]

Its just an important day

[carmine forge]

Pretty much the same

[carmine forge]

Birthday?

[cinder crag]

me

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[craggy crow]

Nah its prom night

[carmine forge]

oh

[craggy crow]

important day for others, for me its hell

[cinder crag]

i thought you were in college

also prom is cringe

[craggy crow]

true

[cinder crag]

never went. too much money

[carmine forge]

just dont go then

[craggy crow]

Family and some other people expects me to be there

[cinder crag]

thats dumb

[carmine forge]

Say that you're feeling unwell

[craggy crow]

Now I'm forced to waste my friday night on a dumb party

[craggy crow]

Its too late for that

[cinder crag]

just go mising

[carmine forge]

wdym too late?

[cinder crag]

and show up the next day

[cinder crag]

its today, silly

[carmine forge]

and?

[cinder crag]

it wont work

too obvious

[carmine forge]

headaches and nauseamwon't just "wait" until the next day

[craggy crow]

My voices are telling me to run away

[cinder crag]

comet to arinzoa

[craggy crow]

I will burn your paint shop

[carmine forge]

At least they're not trying to make you start a shooting

[craggy crow]

oh good idea

[cinder crag]

good. i need to get a new job

whats the gun laws in the philipians

[restive marsh]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1036695062396010606/1CFC6F34-BB31-40F6-AA72-DE250F097A90.gif

[craggy crow]

You have to be i think 22-23 and some license to own one

Like i care

[carmine forge]

good

[craggy crow]

I'm literally gonna break the law by shooting people why not break more laws

[carmine forge]

To ease the charges?

[carmine forge]

that way you can at least pretend that your gun just accidentally went off on its own while you were aiming it at other people without the intent to shoot

[cinder crag]

cp,e tot aroizma

[cinder crag]

also here is the new updated list

[candid cloud]

Tamgay.

[void kelp]

I just had the worst sleep paralysis nightmare I've ever had

The voices were so loud

I think I just experienced what it would be like to have schizophrenia

[simple sage]

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

viktorп#3360 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[void kelp]

Dickhead

[void kelp]

I hate you

I wish my bf was awake but he isnt >~<

[carmine forge]

break into his house and wake him up yourself

[misty jasper]

i second that idea

[void kelp]

Hmm I should

[void kelp]

Really please never speak to me again though I am traumatized permenantly

[restive marsh]

[candid cloud]

Troll in WoTB be like:

[rough patio]

wotb is cured

[candid cloud]

Cured or cursed?

[inland kelp]

Payday 2 inspire in a nutsheel

[shy narwhal]

@carmine forge

[carmine forge]

@shy narwhal

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/926415393520771113/1097256779546628276/G-man.gif

[high sail]

Woah im back

[inland kelp]

Back in black

[atomic lynx]

Honestly Fuc EA

Wanna know the price of the new Star Wars game in Turkey?

[restive marsh]

[atomic lynx]

1.2k for its normal version

[inland kelp]

In euros?

[sharp moss]

Ok but why would you willingly want to have this bloatware on your PC to begin with?

[high sail]

Vik got a bf?

[atomic lynx]

70 I belive

[vital remnant]

bong finally came

its small but its beautiful

[atomic lynx]

No not even 70 @inland kelp

[high sail]

What

[atomic lynx]

56€

[sharp moss]

Out of all the games released these past 10 years you can maybe find a handful that are worthwhile your time

[vital remnant]

i ordered a little mini bong a long time ago

it took awhile but its here

[atomic lynx]

Yup, grass enjoyer there

[high sail]

Well If You want to high i aint stopping ya

[inland kelp]

Wow, the prices are high as sh*t

[restive marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cattitude-catitude-cat-watch-cat-watching-gif-23322844

[atomic lynx]

1 euro is like 21 Turkish lira's

[vital remnant]

damn

[atomic lynx]

1 USD is 19 Turkish lira's

[sharp moss]

Hm, guess deadly blocked me, oh well

[carmine forge]

@atomic lynx based

[vital remnant]

wait are you turkish

[atomic lynx]

I didnt @sharp moss

[carmine forge]

Unbased

[vital remnant]

fr

[atomic lynx]

Why? Why do I need to block him/her?

[carmine forge]

Idk. Why not?

[vital remnant]

cause fu -. ck em thats why

[atomic lynx]

.... Shit, that is a good defense

[carmine forge]

Oh I got a good reason

Filthy weeb

[vital remnant]

hollup

will i get banned for posting a bong pic since it violates rule 8

[atomic lynx]

Well, you know the saddest thing? The newest Star Wars games costs like 1/7th of a monthly wage on Turkey

[vital remnant]

L

[atomic lynx]

Common Inflation L

[sharp moss]

So why don't you ever answer the questions i ask then

[vital remnant]

inflation wouldnt be so bad if wages increased to match

[atomic lynx]

Hmmm, I didn't saw any of your questions

[vital remnant]

english 2nd language moment

[atomic lynx]

Fu - ck off Vodafone

[sharp moss]

A few minutes ago for example i asked you why this is such a big deal because the game is just pure bloatware.

[sharp moss]

@atomic lynx

[atomic lynx]

Oh I didn't understood that as a question. And no I don't plan to buy it. I was just checking it's price

For laughing to AAA game prices

[vital remnant]

anyway heres the pic

[sharp moss]

That's good.

[vital remnant]

i dont play AAA games anymore

they are all ass

[atomic lynx]

They are

I'm playing and enjoying F.E.A.R. right now

[vital remnant]

project zomboid >>>

[atomic lynx]

For PZ I need to have friends who also play it

Cuz solo it's boring IMO

[vital remnant]

multiplayer is so much better

co-op wit the homie is fun but he barely plays it

and i would like a larger group so its more chaotic

[atomic lynx]

I would reccomend playing FEAR

Hands down best shooter game I have played

[vital remnant]

i stg every neuron in my head is telling me to call you a retard and say that tarkov is better

i havent played FEAR

[atomic lynx]

Tarkov is ass

[nocturne iron]

Good morning nerds

[vital remnant]

hopefully nothing bad involving fire happens to your homestead here soon

[vital remnant]

hi

[nocturne iron]

oh we're committing arson?

[atomic lynx]

For a 2005 game the AI in FEAR is still better than current AAA AI

[vital remnant]

maybe

[nocturne iron]

hell yeah

[vital remnant]

he said that fear is better than tarkov

[atomic lynx]

Because it is

[nocturne iron]

hmm

[vital remnant]

hopefully we can steer him in the right direction so he can keep his house

and his fingers

[nocturne iron]

I have no opinion because I've played neither

[vital remnant]

oh yea nymph

[nocturne iron]

yes?

[vital remnant]

nvm i forgot what i was gonna say

[nocturne iron]

okay

[vital remnant]

do you play pz

[nocturne iron]

what?

[vital remnant]

project zomboid

sorry im a bit high atm

[nocturne iron]

I only got into shooters like 3 months ago

[vital remnant]

kk

[nocturne iron]

so I've barely played anything

[vital remnant]

play tarkov

it definitely wont ruin your life

[nocturne iron]

will it consume my soul and personality like stalker did?

[vital remnant]

so you know how heroin causes you to slowly rot

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[vital remnant]

thats tarkov

but way worse

[nocturne iron]

you aren't selling this well

[vital remnant]

i have 1,400 hours and 7~ wipes under my belt i would know

tarkov is bad for the body but you will love it

[nocturne iron]

[high sail]

I know some people who play single player tarkov @nocturne iron
And i hear its pretty good

[vital remnant]

No, Kill yourself

[high sail]

Nuh uh!

[atomic lynx]

I would rather play GAMMA over Tarkov

[vital remnant]

Yuh huh you should kill yourself for even mentioning sp

[high sail]

Ive gotten a very important and lovely person to meet
Cant die now

[atomic lynx]

Is it Johnny?

[vital remnant]

just do research on the game, state of the game and what its like to play before you play

[high sail]

Maybe

[vital remnant]

and its a commitment if you want to progress like the other players

[atomic lynx]

Knew it

[vital remnant]

i was playing 8 hours a day and still fell behind so

[nocturne iron]

well I'm not gonna be buying anything now

[high sail]

I will mention it again

[vital remnant]

🙏 another life saved

[nocturne iron]

im leaving for vacation tomorrow

[vital remnant]

and dont play sp, thats what a hoe does

[high sail]

Have fun!

[vital remnant]

a dirty little nasty hoe

[vital remnant]

where

[nocturne iron]

might play sp then 😎

[vital remnant]

[nocturne iron]

to visit my fiance

[vital remnant]

alr

[nocturne iron]

in Canada

[atomic lynx]

The funny thing is, I have friends who were super deep into Tarkov from its first playable build, they say "do not play this game" to me

All of them still play today

[nocturne iron]

so if you're in Canada, every minute you aren't running im only getting closer

[vital remnant]

its a very nasty cycle

i had genuine health problems i was so addicted to the game

[atomic lynx]

Like they warned me and prevented me from buying Tarkov many times

One of them even gave me their alt account to try the game

[sharp moss]

Sunk cost fallacy is great, like a heroin junkie who has lost all control of himself

[nocturne iron]

sounds like COD on crack

[atomic lynx]

It's nothing like COD on Crack

[vital remnant]

mistake 1: mentioning tarkov and COD in the same sentence or context

you will get doxxed

[atomic lynx]

Atleast from what I experienced

Wanna know a funny thing? In the Milsim community we don't count Tarkov as a Milsim game @vital remnant

It's a looter shooter with some Milsim aspects

[vital remnant]

its pretty different from milsim game

[atomic lynx]

It is

[vital remnant]

i agree with that tbf

[nocturne iron]

idk I just remember my brothers playing COD when it first released late into the night every day

[atomic lynx]

And if you said Tarkov is Milsim I would have bullied you

Like no joke

[vital remnant]

do we need to be reminded that i have 7 wipes

[high sail]

Fortunantely im pretty slutty and a hoe
So ill play it :3

[nocturne iron]

that's what I'm comparing it to

[vital remnant]

you're being excluded from this conversation for the involvement of singleplayer tarkov

anyway

[high sail]

Pipebobm!

[nocturne iron]

they would always be yelling into the chat sometimes they'd wake me up

[vital remnant]

on the topic of milsim i was gonna get into squad

but refunded it

[simple sage]

D2#4696 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne iron]

that was so long ago now

[vital remnant]

😐

the game seems great but the community seems to be horrible

[nocturne iron]

(stalker)

[vital remnant]

the stalker community is only bad when you mention the thing

[atomic lynx]

Don't, it was a good game but now it's going bad

[nocturne iron]

what's the thing

[vital remnant]

its like when you search up "ied instructions" into google

[atomic lynx]

An entire new development team took over it and the first thing they add is Microtransactions

[vital remnant]

and the feds come after you

its stalker anomaly

[high sail]

Analmaly

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/bandit-stalker-shoot-bang-gif-17282471

[atomic lynx]

Wanna play good Milsim games that are still in development? I can reccomend some

[vital remnant]

ok sure

[atomic lynx]

Lemme look at the list real quick

[vital remnant]

anyway, if you mention anomaly to a hardcore fan they will be lookin like this

lmao

[nocturne iron]

not funny I was looking like that

[vital remnant]

pitchforks and torches basically

[nocturne iron]

yeah

I've only had the series since January of this year, and I've completed SoC atleast 7 times over

[vital remnant]

reminds me of tarkov addiction

[nocturne iron]

CS about 5

CoP once

[hard orbit]

guys, i found this video
https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067708414333034517/1101444222944551112/a.webm_2.mp4

[vital remnant]

im hard now

[nocturne iron]

who is that fine chunk of metal

[nocturne iron]

me too

[vital remnant]

which professional animator did they pay to animate that shit

that is so high quality

and do they do nsfw

[hard orbit]

guys, it's V1 from Ultrakill.....

[vital remnant]

i know it is

whos the animator

i need a commission

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle You
Me
Date dresses like this

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids

[atomic lynx]

Ready Or Not, Ground Branch, SCP 5K(still has a lot to go before it is played constantly), Zero Hour, Insurgency Sandstorm, Arma 3, Boundary(just got released to Early Access), original Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six games, SWAT 4

There are the ones I can remember

[nocturne iron]

found a link

[high sail]

VK...... Viktorn?

[vital remnant]

Ready Or Not was ass, Insurgency Sandstorm is alot of fun, Arma 3 was too much and I have 800 hours in r6

[coarse rapids]

Ins Sandstorm is not a milsim

[atomic lynx]

I don't mean R6S, i mean the original games

[coarse rapids]

It's like tarkov, taticool but arcade gameplay

[high sail]

Project Wingman If You want a planer game but its not really milsim

[atomic lynx]

Like Rainbow Six Vegas

[vital remnant]

excuse me

[coarse rapids]

Vegas is not a milsim

[vital remnant]

did you just compare something to tarkov

[atomic lynx]

It is considered as a Milsim

[coarse rapids]

Bird wtf are you talking about

[atomic lynx]

Mate, they are considered as old Milsim

[coarse rapids]

Vegas series are not milsim neither is Ins Sandstorm

They are certainly more taticqll inclined but not at all milsim

[atomic lynx]

Tell that to the Milsim nerds

[coarse rapids]

I would've said yes if you said like the first Ghost Recon

[atomic lynx]

Not me

[coarse rapids]

And also I wouldn't consider police themed simulations as MilSims

[nocturne iron]

damn when is the convo gonna be on robot ass again

[atomic lynx]

Again, Milsim nerds consider as it is

[coarse rapids]

So SWAT 4 and RON wouldn't be Milsim, Police Sims?

[coarse rapids]

So you simply accept stupid opinions bc they are the popular ones?

Fallacy

[atomic lynx]

Nope

Because I agree

Milsim isn't just Military Simulation

It's expanded

[coarse rapids]

How tf would you Consider Vegas a milsim

Wtf are you talking about

my god

[sharp moss]

They're tactical shooters, Vasim

[coarse rapids]

Yes, better name

[atomic lynx]

It's Abbveration is Military Sim, but it's not just Military games

[coarse rapids]

The stupidness of the conversation is affecting my ability to thinkn

[coarse rapids]

That is the dumbest and most confusing thing I have ever heard and whoever came up to do that should stop immediately

[atomic lynx]

The Wikipedia description of Milsim games

Mil-sim is also the descriptor for a genre of video games, often overlapping with the tactical shooter genre, containing more "realistic" mechanics and consequences than typical first-person shooters or action games.

It's more realistic tactical shooter genre

[coarse rapids]

We should stop gamers from ever categorizing games else this shit will happen

Good lord

[vital remnant]

facts

[sharp moss]

Video game genre classifications are stupid anyways, people call CSGO a tactical shooter but in the actual game you can just run and gun aswell as exploit movement to kill people before they ever even see you

[atomic lynx]

Yes I agree on that, however we can't stop everyone

[vital remnant]

So why are you using the official wikipedia source as an argument?

Was the wikipedia source even made by a gamer fully connected to the community?

[sharp moss]

In SWAT 4 you have to wait for a solid 2 seconds or so before the crosshair settles to shoot

[atomic lynx]

I agree on gamers should not categorize games

Honestly this is just fucing stupid

[coarse rapids]

Quite so

[coarse rapids]

Drip

[nocturne iron]

this video unironically helped me when I was in geometry class

[rough patio]

ptsd

[nocturne iron]

pretty thick strong dickk?

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yprXj2Yc5s

[rough patio]

wtf

you confusing me for waifu

[nocturne iron]

oh shit my meds must not be working

[rough patio]

im so anxious rn

[nocturne iron]

why :<

[rough patio]

today i will get sent results of the recrutation for an amazing highschool

[nocturne iron]

im sure you got it

[rough patio]

i did good but im afrsid others will be better

wish me luck i should get the results in like an hour

[rough patio]

thanks

[nocturne iron]

well I'm going to be around all day so let me know what happens

im rooting for you,

[high sail]

[high sail]

Good luck dude

[nocturne iron]

my bird is a little stupid, he is smacking his face on the wall again

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cta-fast-gif-23010474

[nocturne iron]

now he is dancing to the sound of traffic outside

[nocturne iron]

that looks like my cat Rosie,,

she was stupid too

[rough patio]

lars pls do cat posting i need something to distract me

[nocturne iron]

she ran face first into walls for fun

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/822466382461272074/1099107492048404601/Richard_the_peacock.mp4

[teal oracle]

What are you buying?

[nocturne iron]

poor Richard

[rough patio]

the little szpriongy (the zzzzzzz one)

[hard orbit]

why this bird have name Richard? It's Hotline Miami reference?

[nocturne iron]

I think Richard is a great name for a peacock

[hard orbit]

why not for cock(bird)?

[rough patio]

how about gerald

[teal oracle]

Agreed

[rough patio]

wtf where did you get my cat from

[hard orbit]

wow, steam beta such a look nice

[teal oracle]

It’s my kitty
He jumped into my lap that one time

[bitter hearth]

Good luck ozelov

[teal oracle]

Horrors of the abyss

[nocturne iron]

I have more

[rough patio]

thank you brother

[nocturne iron]

I found one with hair and one without a tail

[rough patio]

mine has half moustache tho

[teal oracle]

Reminds me of a Austrian painter

[rough patio]

funi la creatura

[nocturne iron]

im so glad they're coming back alive

[bitter hearth]

Kompot ?, kompit?, meinkramph?

[nocturne iron]

there was a good 15 years where they would only wash up dead or not show up at all

[rough patio]

LETS DUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO

[nocturne iron]

God I haven't listened to Jack Stauber in a while...

[rough patio]

I GOT ACCEPTED

[nocturne iron]

YEAHHHHHH

[rough patio]

YEAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

[nocturne iron]

I KNEW YOUD GET IT

[bitter hearth]

Congratulations!

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/999999th-visitor-you-won-malicious-advertisement-gif-23040482

[candid cloud]

Welp.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/wedding-crasher-hro-gif-25636997

[nocturne iron]

what kind of highschool is it?

vocational/technical, agricultural, or general studies

I was going to go to the agricultural highschool near me but ended up going to the general studies one

[rough patio]

its a humanistic one

[high sail]

I got the Best thing to keep You distracted

[rough patio]

meaning its focus is subjects such as philosophy, history, politics, literacy etc.

[nocturne iron]

where you're guided to make your own curriculum?

oh that kind

humanities

[rough patio]

ye

[nocturne iron]

humanistic is a little different

[teal oracle]

Mf over here is becoming a Ancient Greek philosopher

[rough patio]

idk google translator did a bad job

[nocturne iron]

that's okay

[high sail]

Ozelovius

[nocturne iron]

we got to the point quick enough

im so proud of you!! good job

[high sail]

Keep it up ozelov

[rough patio]

im so happ

[nocturne iron]

(why the fucc am I crying a bit)

[teal oracle]

Ozelov will become a great philosopher famous for violently beating his WiFi connector into submission

[nocturne iron]

(I don't even know you lol)

[carmine forge]

Crybaby

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[teal oracle]

Crying about it

[rough patio]

thanks yall

[nocturne iron]

I've also been under so much stress and emotional turmoil this past month

[carmine forge]

What r u even crying about rn?

[nocturne iron]

probably just what broke the camels back

[high sail]

I got really sad yesterday
Like sad sad
Cus of how i look

[bitter hearth]

Everyone be same, other than rich ppl

[nocturne iron]

having to leave my job which gave me the first sense of self sustainably in my life, which proved to me im not ill beyond hope, losing both of my childhood pets that have been with me for 17 or so years within two days of eachother, facing the uncertainty of my own future,

[nocturne iron]

normal things

[high sail]

:(

[carmine forge]

Did someone die?

[nocturne iron]

just my pets

[rough patio]

😦 damn

[bitter hearth]

I feels man

[nocturne iron]

im also leaving my family for the longest stretch of time I've ever gone starting tomorrow

[carmine forge]

Wait

[nocturne iron]

it's for a vacation but I've not ever been away that long

[rough patio]

dam i wish you luck

[carmine forge]

BOTH pets died back to back?

[nocturne iron]

yes

[carmine forge]

Damn

Im sorry for you man

[nocturne iron]

Smokey, and her daughter Rosie

Rosie was first, then we assume Smokey because she still hasn't come home

I dont think she's coming home

it's been too long, and she went completely deaf before she ran off

[carmine forge]

How has she been missing?

[nocturne iron]

8 days

she's never been gone this long

im surprised she survived her broken leg in January

but I helped her while she healed

carried her everywhere, gave her a warm heating pad

[hard orbit]

Thanks man, it's repair my headphones

[nocturne iron]

literally held her to use the litterbox,,,

I loved her so much

I wish she didn't run away to die

[hard orbit]

w...what is going on?

[nocturne iron]

I remember when my dad brought her home

she was so tiny she was in his shirt pocket

im having a moment im sorry

[carmine forge]

Nymph's cats are gone

[nocturne iron]

thanks for cutting me off

I spiral

[hard orbit]

[carmine forge]

We're sorry

[nocturne iron]

I appreciate all of you listening to me

it means a lot

[teal oracle]

Sorry for your loss

[carmine forge]

No need to be afraid of letting it out

[nocturne iron]

you're all such kind people at heart

[candid cloud]

Do not think that your cats are dead, just do not.

[nocturne iron]

don't lose your kindness, the world is in desperate need

[runic glacier]

[candid cloud]

My cats were walking around for weeks, one of them for a month.

Just do not.

[hard orbit]

I don't know if this will work, but...

[nocturne iron]

she's deaf and went out into the marsh/forest

it isnt a good chance

[hard orbit]

oh..... It's like my dog

[nocturne iron]

she couldn't hear you even if you shouted her name

[candid cloud]

How old is she?

[nocturne iron]

17ish

[candid cloud]

The time has come.

[nocturne iron]

Yeah,

[hard orbit]

95 years......

[nocturne iron]

she was with me from 1st grade until well now

[bitter hearth]

Wish you a good life nymph, sorry for what happened, try and not think about it much its only gonna make you hurt more

[nocturne iron]

I'll survive it

It'll hurt but I'll get through

it's just a different feeling of loss than what I've experienced before

[hard orbit]

one big minus is that pets do not live long

[nocturne iron]

I know, I've lost 3 flocks of pet chickens in the past

[candid cloud]

You didn't experienced the pain which I had.

[nocturne iron]

we aren't playing pain Olympics :(

but im very sorry for the loss you've experienced

it's an awful soul consuming feeling that burns and aches and I wish this feeling on no person

[rough patio]

damn im sad now

[nocturne iron]

anyways

[hard orbit]

in the past I lost 1 very good dog with name "black", 1 cat with name "pushok".... In the present day i lost 1 dog with name "Rocky", and 1 cat with name "Vusik"

[nocturne iron]

:(

[rough patio]

hope you get well nymph and faker

[nocturne iron]

I miss my old cat Spaz,,,

and midnight and tiger..

[hard orbit]

oh.....

[nocturne iron]

someone stole tiger then posted it on Facebook like they were a savior of this "poor mistreated animal"

we managed to bring tiger home and she wasn't the same

[bitter hearth]

I lost pets before, but i think loosing ppl is worse
Anyway, try and stay positive it wont do us anygood to hold on and keep getting pain, love yall, have a great day

[rough patio]

terrible people

[hard orbit]

I don't know if this will work, but...

[nocturne iron]

love you too, brother

ozelov, what are you hoping to study

im gonna push the topic back on you

it's your big moment

we should be celebrating you right now

[rough patio]

-call themselfeves "animal rescuers"
-forcefully steal others pets that were perfectly finy
-say you "saved" them

[rough patio]

im great at history and politics

so thats what im gonna choose

[hard orbit]

it's true.... I..... I don't know what to say

[nocturne iron]

You're the guy that posts military history sometimes right?

[rough patio]

ye

[nocturne iron]

any interesting subjects you've come across

[rough patio]

wdym

[nocturne iron]

like in history or something

[bitter hearth]

Its alright, everything goes on and its natural, sure is sad but its life, be happy, cya gotta go get some meds

[nocturne iron]

I have to start work on finishing a sewing project soon

[hard orbit]

I'll probably go play a game to calm down