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she had curly belly fur and goopy eyes
we never figured out why she had goopy eyes
but I would wipe her eye goop and nose
i don't thankfully have any animal allergies, but i do have a very bad hay-allergy and i used to ride for almost 10 years and hanging around in stables was sometimes quite a torture
this was my cat
She only ever scratched me once
im gonna go for a little
Look what I made hehe
swear to god i took some of her pics with me when i moved, just like i did with my old dog's pics
maybe they are in my storage unit
but i did find cool earrings i forgot i had while going through my boxes
Female? 🤨
perhaps, perhaps not
femboy
nah
blocked
Any second.
oh no
before what happens

can i fight back
rip to me
Corpses can't talk
my bad
Corpse found drained of blood in Zaton swamps. No suspects in custody.
Literally the corpses in the Hellsign: Just talks.
but anyways since i can't find a pic of my cat i will give you a pic of my old dog
he had the best name: Nökö

help
he was a mix of karelian bear dog and labrador retriever
all my good memes are in finnish
drop em
lemme find few
Your ping: 95648689457.
can i post memes with finnish swearwords in them or will it make Wolf angry
yes
If they are pictures.
so it would be safer not to
just ran into a funny video today but it has almost all finnish swearwords in it
hi people!
hello
hai hai
JUST THIS MEME AND THE PFP ARE JUST THE PERFECT FIT FOR EATCHOTHER
hi my favourite romanian person
HELP I'M WHEEZING NOW
help and the status message-
:3
yo
🤨 bio?
yeah they be in a relationship
fake
alt accounts
plus edating isnt real imo 
go meet up
@carmine forge give address now
i can give you mine
yours or mine?
yours
in your walls
should i do one homework now or tomorrow when i go to campus to study
check lounge vc chat in Hangout
no dont join the vc 
now
what about it
yes sir
man i love black people
anyone talk to sylky
there's just something about them thats makes them different from others that makes me like 'em
51°23′23″N, 30°5′58″E, come fast
ill wait
joo biden
will you shut up man?
my man accidentally spoke finnish
you are now
SYLKY COME BACK
what?
he left the server?
OH FUCK. HE DID
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAT DID YALL DO TO HIM
least toxic bro here left
my fren
Ayo tf did y'all do
maybe i can get him to join anomalous dugout, vibes are honestly chill there
weird, i think he accepted my friend request and now he's on my list
idk about that all i know that he hasnt left the neco arc server's
but yeah he doesn't have a user number or whatever, maybe theres a deactivate thing like fb/ig thats not a complete delete
eh yeah my message went through idk
GSC, now that Sylky is gone, can I hab mod? 
you can message him in the brasilian stalker server
he left cause all of that argument with tampico about banning derek
what did i do🙁
You know what you did
i dont😿
he knows our sins
im clean
or your sins because i am sin-free believe me
im the cleanest man in honduras
Impossible
We disagreed about news sources and cannabis but we were usually on the same side of discord drama, rip sylky
bye
ty
What did he do
Always thought it was kind of weird that he defended Derek a lot of the time recently though
@candid cloud
Yeah?
yeah i guess he's just going to live in the brazilian stalker server now
Situation still the same?
dm
Kill them all

SO QUIRKKYYYY\
lol
What happened to Sylky? (
now do a backflip)
Sylky?
Tbh i just wanna see you flip
I remember the time when PS2 was a full game without dlc
that was a loong time ago
Am i seeing things due to tiredness or did a bunch of message disappear
they did bc they were in the wrong channel
Ah okay
Well anyways i can feel my braincells falling asleep so i'll do the same
See ya
gn
Anarchy is back
Kind of
At probably like 1:00 AM - 9:00 AM est based on previous experiences
I always see this video over some twitter post or video posted by insert influencer that says they are gay or trans or smth
hhuh
Shot by local paramilitary organizations
he quit, seems like for good. only participating on the brazilian stalker server now
someone buy me chernobylite its on sale
Not worth it
i feel like some people like it, it's not much. my fish sandwich was the same price just about
is it not fun at all or fun to explore
Wdym
I already don't like this job
I have a hour and 8 minutes till I can clock out and I've been asked several times to set up a party, I'm training for pizza cook
I am training for CIA agent
Lol
At work I'm constantly dealing with people with no brains
I'm stuck at the party center as I'm doing training
Ao i have everyone coming up to me for questions I don't know the answer to
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Added "End of Life" alert for Windows 7/8/8.1. Steam Client support for these operating systems will end on Jan 1st, 2024 at 10am.
Hahahha
So basically Steam says, we end support for those, if you can't upgrade... better pirate
Got scared for a moment that this included 10
Win 8 is dog shit
10 is no different
Cuz Google said "f*** you"
Win 10 is good. The os of win 8 is actually so bad.
It feels more like an emulator of a console.
Steam operates off of chrome and chrome is obsoleting everything
Probably going obsolete because no one fcking uses it.
Valve are bunch of shady cnts
actually yeah true
who actually uses win 8
Leave it to the user to decide if he wants to use old OS or new OS
i see more people use 98
I love valve
No better than EA or the like
I love valve for their singleplayer work
at least steam gives sales 
i loathe EA because their games are so extortionately priced
This change is required as core features in Steam rely on an embedded version of Google Chrome, which no longer functions on older versions of Windows.
Lmfao
I didn't know Steam runs on Chrome, kek
I cant think of a single bad valve game besides like artifact
valve is an ok company
Maybe ricochet
they arent bad and they definitely arent good anymore
Current Valve is nothing like old Valve
They brought my hopes back up when they released alyx
Much like current GSC is million miles different than actual GSC we know
current valve doesnt need to be like old valve honestly
I just wish they would communicate more.
they could probably sit pretty without releasing any new games
Showed that they are still great at revolutionizing an industry.
thats why im at least grateful when they speak up
even if its empty promises again 
its better than nintendo, EA, or paradox extorting me for every penny
They got more gamer raport back in the day
Still as greedy as the next one lol
raport
i honestly beg to differ
at least on the steam front
with games, yes i do agree
Yeah. They mostly get greedy when it comes to steam and their cases but I kind of forgive them because you can make actual money off of the things you received unlike certain.
I missed a P or something
If someone compared valve to nintendo I think I would just implode.
compares valve to Nintendo
This is Valve
All I'm thinking rn
The most negative I've heard of valve atleast when it comes to games was from gearbox software when they were making hostile takeover I think.
my only issue with valve is they dont let the community take over their unloved games
like tf2, gmod, etc.
Gmod isnt made by valve.
mb
ive always associated it with valve
tf2 definitely is though
i know valve has had issues doing community run updates for tf2 before though
Gmod is made by Garry Newman(originally it was just a very small mod with one map that allowed you to spawn in npcs and weapons when you pressed different buttons) but not really now its more facepunch studios and Garry himself has mostly moved on to s&box in source 2
It has an interesting history also competing with JBMOD at the time as it got more developed.
only in texas bruh
wil GSC not be making a russian localization due to the hackers or something? I'm confused on that
they feel the need to punish the proletariat that has nothing to do with the hack or the war
bro what the hell, he got those goofy cartoon wheels
I see, thanks
probably something to do with russian sanctions from the west, cooperating with russian companies and stuff, or just protest against the war
wouldn't it hurt their income though?
since more than half of the game buyers are from Russia?
:shrug: russians will probably find some way to pirate it either way
if im going to be frank, the war is going to help their PR internationally so the probably don't care
they'd also be punishing people outside of the rf, like in kazakhstan or turkmenistan
me personally being from there, nobody there speaks English to the level of casually playing a game
i don't think they're shipping to bulgaria either
isn't bulgaria supporting ukraine in the war though?
How you ship a video game
tbh it already has imo lol, they defo gravitated some attention for being a game studio that worked while being invaded
Oh wait forgot its on xbox
I was thinking that
they'd probably make dubs and spread them on torrents
like every other stalker since like 2012 💀
lol i download a lot of harder to find arthouse cinema on a russian tracker and they definitely dub some pretty obscure stuff, they'll be on it
man my entertainment til about 2017 was my ps3 and wii lol
Theyd probably just add back the old russian lines for all the npcs and give scuffed subtitles and call it a day is what I see most likely happening.
fairly cheap games with good playability
the russians or gsc?
The russians.
i would imagine some russian would probably get some friends and dub the game themselves on some cheap mics but it would probably be years after stalker 2s release
Thats always the best voice acting
imagine just two of them start arguing like yar and ashot back in shadow of chernobyl
frrr, some of the most memorable torrented games ive played have some cheaply recorded dub from some australians or hispanic guys
memories 😔
but wasnt that clear sky
I don't quite remember
im p sure it was since clear sky was the one where duty and freedom were having their huge war
in soc, the bandits had the dark valley
np
haven't played the game in a while
me too man
only been playing CoP
trying to get some of my american friends into these awesome games
man american stalker enjoyers are such a minority
though there are a couple people who like stalker that go to my school
we talk abt it pretty fondly
none for me unfortunately
only one kid who lived in ukraine for like 4 years due to his parents being contractors for a company there
damn
i've been talking with him about our shared concerns over stalker 2
its like everyone in central/eastern europe has at the very least heard of stalker but its practically unknown here
for real
damn, i am a bit concerned about it but i think gsc will prevail
everyone in my school calls it an "Escape From Tarkov" copy when I play it
damn
how long ago
the leak?
yea
I don't remember when it was leaked but I saw it like a week ago
damn
but it wasn't a new leak for sure
Last month
i'll dm
alright
alright, thanks@tiny dew

also, another concern is gsc selling a season pass before actually publishing the game
🤓
Who are you
political
can i get a rep check
nicotine ? great shove it in my ass 🤪
it’s an addictive chemical bro
less conversation and more action
bend over
no
funny
I know someone who would gladly
I think this is food
Remove the meat and its food
Why? Its just bacon
😩 nice
Actually not burnt, I grill cheese on top
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Fine I think
I can't believe the guy that this sort of meme is attributed to is the same guy as the "why are you say this" guy
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^why are you say this

If you want to switch back, do the same thing
Wait what
Sad thing is that it existing means Discord will force this UI someday
@pulsar spindle
How does it work I'm stupid
For me it doesnt
Are you on mobile?
I am
Yes
✨
I'm just confused on how it works
Press to the emoji and then hold the smaller icon
Doesnt work
The icon here
Oh what the hell
Doesnt work for me
Im on android
make sure you actually hold it and not grab it like youre scrolling with your finger
it works for me on android
but this is trippy as hell
It works
✨
For me it doesnt
how do you fing operate this lmao
:<
it should
Im special
Yeah I know that
One good this is that you can slide messages to reply them
bruh
if this actually gets to be as normal discord im quittin
LET ME OUT OF THIS THING
✨
Just do the same thing
this is better
But again, the fact that this exists is either discord will force this new UI or make it optional
Nothing happens
Bruh
Oh god what happened
Something happened
Actually I kind of like this
It should work for waifu too Im on android
How much do You have to hold it
The three lines at the top left should change to a arrow
I think they would probably add a setting
And its probably only for mobile because its more practical for mobile
So I dont think you have too much to worry about
Good morning everyone
hi loki
Oh it worked now
💀
Wha
I will STRANGLE you
❤️
^_^
he will strangle him 🫂
If I die I won't be living
people die if they are killed
I think that's how it works
at least it should work that way
Well I'm not dead yet so apparently there is still use in me
Me
Hehe
^_^
why is getting a haircut so expensive, haircut is 36€ but barber cut is only 26€
tho i could take barber cut since it's for short hair and i have short hair
i miss sylky already
Hello everyone
hello
Me after primary target is eliminated. Overwatch heavy virome suppression is resumed. Perimeter restrictors are online. Socio-stability restored. Off-world relocation is negative.
Confirm understanding.
time to write a quick 5-page essay about the interests of HAS
HAS?
it studies the interactions and relations between humans and nonhuman animals
I think waifuslayer is a fake combine fan they dont even speak the language.😔
Playing through fallout 3 rn and man it's giving me throwbacks from playing Shadow of Chernobyl for the first time
Think it's fallout 3 atmosphere that's pulling me into that mood
No
I was just talking to my bf
Waifu slayer is an ai

You smell bad
Fatherless behavior
romanian vs scottsman who will win?
I know You dont have a dad im sorry
What about bfs
i say scottsman
so jack
Lamesman
Go break into a car maybe then you would have some money eh?
You could use some affection
Facts Brother!!! Spit your shit indeed!!!
The meme's now lame
Sounds like a skill issue ngl
Not a problem i have brother no issue
I finished replaying bowsers inside short and man
I’m just sitting here thinking
Why
Why they kill our boy alpha dream
He went out like my king
A series of poor financial decisions

Dont care really
Reason: Bad word usage
Dont care that You didnt ask really
Reason: rule 2
I deleted his last message which I guess removes the context

what did waifu say, jack?
He told me to kill my self
Which I gotta admit
Didn’t see it coming

Truly an epic gamer moment
But I thought I’d make you lads happy and temporarily disable him

is that a re-post i see or am i wrong
the most american scottsman alive
I hate sleepy Joe but he’s trying to starve out China
heh
fluffy cat jumpscare
cats > dogs
both are good
yes
If I had people touching my stuff on a daily basis they would quickly find there fingers missing
lol
only if you find out
@gray jetty , I have a question, related to HDD.
What does "3rd Master HDD Error" mean? The problem with optical driver or something else?
My bf thinks I'm an ai fcker now and has flipped the claim on me instead of him now
He quite literally created his own private astolfo ai what other reason does he have
Like I aint even mad
Shits just funny asf
Shit got me fcking cackling
I see
But i think i get the picture what happened
I think he needs some furry bitches
Yes he is a resistance spy
Common femboy activities honestly
almost got the essay done
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What’s it on?
human-animal-studies and what interests them
Ohhh cool
but now i'm gonna go eat and after that gonna get my hair cut
There is a mod for that in barotrauma
@teal oracle do you have anymore bird videos
Let me see
I had a stupid moment 'any' didn't look like an English word
I see your only interested in the exceptionally rare
it's true,
oh noooo
Aww
he's such an asshole I love him
he laughs at me when I cry
then proceeds to ask "what you doin"
he also laughs at me when he lands somewhere too high up for me to reach him
Anyway that’s all the bird videos I have on my phone
But I do have other supplies in stock
What are you buying?
Got cats, dogs, and creatures of the sea
how did he draw it so quick
You guys ever get so erect your cock hurts?
Is this a rodent?
Why is it so hot in here
And windy
I wasnt expecting anyone to actually answer that I was just trying to cause murdered decomposing chat
Can I eat that rodent?
No
Average Jerma fan boy
Too late, I just did
I also wondered, gsc definitely purposefully made them stand like that to make them have a very weird appearance that could be mistooken for a small deformed humanoid. Especially combined with the fingers.
Well yeah but they look like fingers
This is what no stalker 2 does to a mf to the point you analyze the rodent model
Reason: Bad word usage
I thought it was supposed to be a jerboa
which I know doesn't make sense geographically speaking
but its very similar
Brazilian politics is the very very worst in the world. (I think it would be better to live in Albania than here)
Many think that it is the country of football, samba, etc.
But we can only sum up the country in this:
The book containing all the tax laws (you've operated a business for less than a decade, if you don't have advocacy staff, you could owe twice the value of the business in taxes... And you couldn't even see what caused it)
My condolences, baldness can be rough 
Not bald
At least not yet
Can I eat this rat too?
Uai sô, baldness has a cure
There's better foodsources than rats
Yea and the cure is not being bald
Pretty nice weather here
Average finnish summer day
I saw a rat in the wild for the first time in my life two days ago
I was in awe at the sight of a rat on the street in broad daylight
it was brownish and had a long tail
I almost hit it with my car but I hit the brakes fast enough to not hit him
I didnt realize he was a rat until it scurried into someone's lawn 💀
wtf does this looks like a jarboa
@gray jetty whos the judge of the uncoolness btw
go away, shooo you unholy creature
CROGILLA!
CROGILLA!
What the
Heresy
me looking at the only valid faction options in anomali

beter
Nah duty trash
how
Mercs also trash
true
Xbox? PS4? PC?
Huh
im sayin Freedom sits all day on dey asses and b like weed weed bru bru ey bro
like bro STFU!!!!!!!
We fight monolith constantly btw lol
Hmm yes now which faction was it that had been constantly fighting off mutants & monolithians pouring out of the center of the zone
stalkers are stalkers!
Fr fr no cap ong
no we have Here Stalkers and on the other side the Dirty and Ugly Sidorovich

Call Duty on his ass
Ganja best budtender
here is a map shown on french tv after the chernobyl incident
Hehe balls
bro think my dog freedomer 😭😭😭😭😭
freedom literally has their asses next to the red forest sure
but Howd Duty get into the red forest then
So all you need for stopping radiation is a STOP sign the size of a small country? Damn had they only known this sooner..
Honestly not sure
Lol
MAX AMMO
We have like 11 dogs in my house
And I’m about to snap
I can’t even sleep
These stupid fucken dogs won’t shut the fuck up
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!
Like these mother fuckers need to be muzzled
errmmm jack swore
They will not stop
sell them to your local asian market
I’m about to
Our own dogs will be quite when asked to do so
These dogs won’t
They will stop for 2 minutes when you scream at them then just start again
Like Jesus Christ train your fucken animals people
yeah
I bought an RTX 3070Ti @gray jetty
errmmmn based???????
MSI
Man I learned a lot from this
Pog
Hope you got it used though
how did this situation happen
i know what you felling bro
mum takes care of them for 20 bux a day but
I cant stand small dogs that don't stop
holy shit
20 per dog?
it better be per dog
you don't know how tempting it is to commit crimes against humanity
like the little yipper dogs?
I want to punt them into orbit
annoying little rats
big dogs have more room for love in them
( St.Benards my beloved )
we have big burners
they only bark when mum comes home
rest of the time they just vibe
yeah I can get with that
these other dogs will bark just cus
you closed the door on them
barking
barking will never stop
they will bark for hours and hours and hours
I'd kill myself
straight up
you should bring them out on a trip, and let them play on Milk island and then come back later for them
where are they gonna go?
can't run away into the Atlantic

Rip, do you have sound canceling headphones?
nope but i can turn the volume up really high
I have a set from Bose and they're great for toddler screams
be careful to not damage your hearing
although I think the dogs might do that anyways
no hearing protection?
all machinists are the same frfr
so not an option
my oldest brother was the same
if i wore hearing protection i would kill someone
ah so you got lucky during the pandemic
Yes
They say Mr jack how would you like to make 26 dollars an hour working 36 hours a week 3 days a week
and i say
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes Ma'am
yeah well hold on to that position lmfao
but I dont think I need to state the obvious
though the activation time for the contract will be a minute
not doing 180mi round trip per shift
I wanted to die with my last commute of 60mi round trip
although I have done 120mi in the past
but I was paid per mile driven
some people come down from new hampshire
but too far tbh
do they need small ass people to get into spots the others can't?
that's how my brother got his welding job
he was smaller than all the other applicants
look you would be too for a two hour commute for a four hour shift
no
just 4 hours?
Reason: Bad word usage
what about work days and payment?
OH GOD
2 days a week, 90USD a week after tax
I was promised more.
then was promptly given nothing
after working with the company for over two years
Thats my job
We need all the small people we can get
there better for my work
setting up new storefronts, covering other storefronts asses, fixing other stores
Yeah you don’t suck off the company, rookie mistake
is it even possible to limit fps on these stalker games?
enable v sync
doesnt work for me
Uhh yeah
This is hella low
yeah
Like????
What did you expect from a part time job?
i searched online and some say use nvidia inspector but that app also removed the fps limit option. i dont want to limit my overall fps with nvidia control panel so wtf do i do?
honestly I liked the people but the rate of theft got so high the hours for everyone were cut
@gray jetty yo I made a grilled cheese wanna rate it
why you should work for varian rate of theft is zero percent
lmao you believed what they wrote in there?

it was supposed to be an equal transfer from my last store
where was it promised to be?
wanna know what i get on average after taxes 
for pay? or for hours

the little guy in my head
