#💬┃en_offtop
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Straight facts
"uhmm aschually the c*m is around the tempereture of a body, so its warm, therefore it cant be used as a cooler"
Something else is also cum powered
🤓
Your balls are slightly warmer than the rest of your body
So "hot as balls" is not an inaccurate expression
go away anime
At least it's not Derek level shower posting
i mean yeah
ok anyway off to go study
see ya
Peace
Nice aneurysm 
heh
:3
go away Monika fan
your guys relationship is cute but also kinda disgusting at the same time (the horni)

ATTENTION STALKERS:
A minor is approaching! Seek cover immediately!
damn you got your own alarm to warn others before you enter the convo? how nice of you
maybe meet a real person too
I have
i hope your tire deflates while driving and you flip over the railing on an overpass
First "relationship", tall black girl who would abuse me
Well there’s your problem
She’s abusive!
Don’t date abusive people, that’s a classic mistake so many people make
Honestly thought you'd say the problem was she was black but ok
Jeez, I’m not THAT based smh
Some people are tho
I may be wild but I’m not gonna stoop that low
More annoying than anything lol
you think?
Yes
suggestion: stop talking about it in a public discord chat
no one cares and it makes it look like an obvious larp
Wah Wah
Rainhoe reminded people that those are mags, not clips.
and i will remind you that you should consider suicide

Fr
Check out tbe posters in the background.
SHUIT UPPPP
Clips load mags.
Clips and mags exist but are both distinctly different from one another
Not clarifying this illustrates a lack of understanding
Clip is for m1 grand if I remember correctly
And mosin
And M14 and SKS
And just about any gun with an internal magazine
Technically you could do one with a detachable magazine if you want
👆
Depends on the mechanisms ofc
-anime pfp
waltuh
you talking to me
Yes
i dont see any anime girls on my pfp or some other shit
i do not consider neco arc as the same thing as degeneracy
you literally have the same cat
Neither do I but you said anime as like in general, also erm actually thats litewally "Neco-Arc Chaos"
lidoraly
i nou riht?
Guys remember when in the 70-80's it was speculated Japan would be the one who would start absorbing everyone culturally? 
(pick up the call @cinder crag)
🤣
@hard orbit
huh?
hi
hello
You know about the anime Euphoria?
yep
Did you check out the English dub of Bible Black?
Or how about...
nope
SHUY UP
NO NOT SPONGEBOB AND PATRICK
@pulsar spindle
YOU SHUT UP
who have judge of stupid
I've watched that stuff, that stuff was kinda concerning tbf
real
oh
the more i read into redo of healer the more i want to just hop off for the night
holy shit how did this get aired

i can't post any pic of crossed
Actually that's the worst hq ever made
Is basically torture porn
you are disgusting
Besides, it is fiction.
Also, there are no real live actors on camera doing sexual acts.
that makes it ok apparently 😔
Better than having people on camera hypersexualized simulating such acts especially when doing so may follow them for the rest of their lives and careers.
why does it exist at all
this logic is so backward 💀
why do you defend it at all
Free expression
expression of WHAT
"its ok when its a cartoon because its not ok for it to happen in real life"
Adult content

derek you're an absolutely vile human being
you're not even human at this point
I never liked how people get so hypocritical when it comes to adult content when they think ultraviolence is okay but sexual content is evil.
but its hypersexualized simulation such acts that will follow them for the rest of their career 
bro those VAs have just FUСKED up their entire career by going on that anime
because violence in media is entirely FAKE
sexual acts are imitated 
what a good Samaritan keeping adult content off of the waves
As is sexual content in manga and video games. Sexual content in live action movies may not involve actual sex but they are on camera performing sexual acts.
why do you like it at all
my man is literally okay with watching cartoon girls get raped?
I don't always like it. Sometimes it is part of a plot which in the case of Redo of Healer is retribution.
Remember when derek was once normal?, he went down a deep rabit hole

he convinced himself his illness isnt real
@shy narwhal girls frontilne reached ace combat 
sylky thank god
sylky can we get derek banned
i still dont understand how he isnt at least muted
No
bro what.

Derek is just being cringe
i get muted for making a racist joke, but derek can discuss how he enjoys rape content and gets away with it?
this is just a broken server.
It was not real.
what?
THAT DON MAKE IT BETTER
bro what is actually wrong with you
even the astolfo pfp gets it 
1-he is doesn't posting nfsw content
2-he is no longer* making r jokes
3- he was talking about a cringe animes
bro WHAT

DAWG💀
damn
he posted the content, isnt making jokes at all, and how does it being an anime change anything
we will get him next time tampico 
he CONSTANTLY makes these remarks, and you said yourself how you recognize how he evades the rules a lot
you're deliberately allowing him to stay
He would actually stop if you guys stop giving him so much attention
Of course not, i just wish him to stop the r jokes and he did
i thought that for a while until i realized that this chat has too many people coming and going that at least someone will respond
Jesus Christ this is a dumpster fire
theres too many people to just say "just ignore it"
they arent JOKES. he is literally saying shit
sylky you're just as delusional as him
somebody is going to respond, and the cycle continues
He is talking about anime cringe
I can talk about globin slayer or crossed but it would be cringe
i cant believe this
HE'S TALKING ABOUT RAPE, SYLKY
Reason: Bad word usage
BRO.
ngl sylky does have a point with that one
THIS SERVER IS SO BROKEN.
derek has evaded the rule because he himself has never brought up that it has rape
he literally did.
Now hear me out.
1st. The server, especially this chat is like being cringe most of the time.
2nd. Sylky, you are a two-sided man most of the time.
3rs. The anime which you were talking about really has sex frames.
4th. When we just talk about something, some guy show up and spams or say some shit with his guy, which he can make in DMs without us even noticing.
I can continue, but I don't want to.
Dude shut up
You're always gaslighting everything
I said what I wanted, and you just say shut up.
How.
huh
@neon vale @cinder crag it isnt in sylkies hands guys, hes following rules, im pretty sure if he could he wouldnt have allowed stuff like that, derek did post something horible but the choice is for gsc to make
i guess he did acknowledge it
true
sylky what.
it literally is. he has more power than any of us right now. he can discuss it or something with the team. he doesnt for some reason
he has
#BringBackCrimsonAsMod
this
its not entirely in his hands ig
What difference would make?
he has said he has brought it up before but he cant make the final call
at least on banning him
😶
Crimson at least can do the thing which he need to.
Hes a helper not a moderator, i understand but still the choice is for gsc to choose
Helpers cant do shit
he can mute and warn at will.
Things don't work like this, derek didn't break any rule rn, if a mod banned or mute him he would have to discuss this with the other mods
derek literally did break several rules
sadly not
he has
derek is very careful in not breaking rules in his bait
youve gotta name them
1, 3, 9
Hi vasim
hey emission,howre you
wanting to publicly execute derek
"discuss with the other mods" - not really.
Discuss with the mod which did it, after doing that you can find a solution to problems with that or another mod/helper.
Im, meh, normal you could say, how about you?
helo vasim
publically support it
mhe,nothing much
You don't really know how moderation work
And you don't know how to find a solution with problems.
okay then tell us how it works
so who tf is derek
an idiot
Between you and the mod of course.
In that case he didn't break any rule the thing needs to be discuss with the moderation staff about what to do and warn the use in his dms
He said that he discused it with them before but there was no choice chosen, a moderator has to bring this up, or some member has to report that what derek says is disturbing, helpers cant do much but follow rules and do orders
what did he do
he has broken several many times.
Reason: Bad word usage
always posting idiotic stuff related with japanese cartoons,and disrupting discussion
He was warned previously but that time he didn't broke any
i stg bro im about to throw hands with this goofy ass fu -. cking bot i hate this thing
he literally just did.
throw handsz
bro what did you even read what he said
I'm talking about this right now.
Things don't work like this, derek didn't break any rule rn, if a mod banned or mute him he would have to discuss this with the other mods
Like how you will find a solution, without talking to the guy who did it?
He didnt break any rule in fact, its just that he talks disturbing chats and is careful to not break any rule
He was justifying stupid things in the anime cringe not irl
With the help of others?
how is this different from making racist jokes
im just gonna accept that we are gonna have to try again another time @cinder crag
I already talked with him before where did you missed that?
derek isnt even here anymore 
i dont think you've said this
Racists jokes are breaking tos
i dont want him coming back
Theres no rules about talking about anime cringe
"he would have to discuss with the other mods" - but not with the mod which did it?
I'm talking about this, rn.
I believe he talked to them before but they told him not to, we gotta make a complain about derek being disturbing, we have to report him to a moderator
Not about that you have talked with him.
he was making sexual comments.
thats literally against the rules.
He is not a minor
Besides people already talked about this before many times
i really dont think people have
also jokes about unconsensual acts is against the ToS
He was talking about the anime context
what the hell are you guys talking about
Like, I can't send that gif when the minor shows up, but I can send the gif to the guy which is not a minor, or what?
so i can be racist in anime
No
Chat try not to fall for Derek's mid ass bait challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
Actually theres the elves joke
why not.
He left the server, as some people said.
sylky, your logic is so backwards.
Breaking tos
huh, wack
he didnt
you lie
to finish this i already reported previously the r jokes activities to the mod staff previously, that's all you guys need to know
what he was saying is breaking ToS
what about currently
I said "as some people said", not as I thought.
Yall, sylky cant do much without asking gsc, he doesnt have that much power like yall think, all he can do mute, if you want derek gone you need to complain to a moderator
Complain about it in Steam Discussions of Stalker 2.
janny supreme
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Posting information and content depicting violence and cruelty, alcohol, psychotropic and narcotic substances are prohibited. @lone tusk
ask jack, he's the main mod in #💬┃en_offtop
Bish, leave me alone im tired

Im honestly tired
hahahahahaha
You talked about violence previously shoul i ban you?
Can't talk about coffee too
Wish i died last years friday
I can't show people that i drink coffee.
Freedomer ban wave incoming
Damn.
The rule 12 is about this
i supposed you should. but if you dont ban derek then you're ignoring my point
We check the situation
Theres no point tampico just chill
there is a massive point.
He canot ban derek, there needs to be a discussion between moderators and gsc them selves
Helpers only help, they cant do much
They get orders and they do them
Literaly me
Literally me with no ammo in the bag.
RE4 moment.
RE5 has ammo, and quiet a lot.
Re4 has very low ammo true
I got 3 empty weapons
The uzi thing, sniper and magnum
Anyway, im gonna go die now, have a very good lovely month yall
I only completed chapter 1 and I have only some ammo for a rifle and 6 ammo in the mag for pistol and 3 shots in the shotgun.
Any problems with steam lately?
Tried to delete the cache files or reinstalling the steam?
i dont want to do allat rn
Reason: Bad word usage
today aint the day for this fu -. cking bull -. shit
Oof lmao
At least I was able to beat the shit out of Chainsaw guy.
TWICE.
Without dying.
Based
I died like once, because of the zombies with a bomb.
In that place which has a lot of traps and bombs attached to the trees.
Yeah i hate em, them and thr big bugs are the worse enemy
And because the game lagged, the game thought I was holding the "W".
That small area eith houses and slot of foliage yeah, has traps and bomb throwers
Suuuure blame the lag
I can blame the lag, because I have the most based computer than anyone of you do.
I don't know, I heard only about 6850 HD and AMD Athlon IIX.
Test
The funny thing it lagged when the 2tb HDD started to do shit.
Aw not officially cool
Im playing with a laptop that when i turn terraria bsckground i get 12 fps
Sadly i sold my pc for stuff
And I was like: Dude, how? I didn't even installed the game on that broken HDD.
Oof
Yeah. I'm trying to get the new one or the refund of it, but the shop says: Nah, it works fine for us.
I can't even like install a game on it.
Steam just say: disc error, after downloading 48 MBs of the game files.
I hate when they do that
Me too when i bought my gtx 1080, it wouldnt work, but they said it worked for them, in the end it burnt and 16 rams too, and got no refund
the legendary video but censored
Andomim#1281 you will be remembered
nice edit lol
though I think andomim probably got banned for something he didn't see
cuz tbh it took me 2-3 watches to notice myself
fr tho if you've got any more cracked out buff tf2 edits, please send me them
this its all I have
I have th at, I sent it before
ok
Cmon bro don't post this one in particular anymore
!tempmute @old stone 3d Do not discuss about rape or such content, even approving it in some way may lead to a ban, so please do not ever discuss about it again. -Kuro
Reason: Do not discuss about rape or such content, even approving it in some way may lead to a ban, so please do not ever discuss about it again. -Kuro

!warn @cinder crag Do not engage in discussions trying to escalate, call the mods/helpers instead and avoid the discussion.
Reason: Do not engage in discussions trying to escalate, call the mods/helpers instead and avoid the discussion.
i did call for help
thats dealt with
You did not, you asked after a nice useless talk that no one wanted to see
If i see you flaming up another discussion consider yourself out
the first person i talked to was sylky
Derek got banned? 
no muted
The fight continues
Sylky randomly joined in the chat to ping me for a meme while you two were still discussing
yes i know.
if he was banned people would run out into the street and celebrate
So if i am telling you to not engage in such discussions that no one wants to see

i dont understand, im not supposed to react at all? or am i not supposed to just discuss it
Can you get the warn and don't complain at least once friend?
bro im asking for clarification stop trying to turn everything i say into an argument
He is saying "if see something wrong, report to the mod staff don't engage in fight bc this will result in nothing"
Is that easy tampico
^
The next 3 days be like
its that easy to say that
thank you
The kuro means not to discuss it for too long cause that created a fuss and it became rather an argument than a discussion, he means next time instead call moderator
i like start star spring banner
thank you
bro what
knox county is real
i thought louisville was the only real city in PZ
but apparently the others are real aswell
As a person that lives in Kentucky, yes. It's a small foothills of the mountains county
Well then don't escalate
Easy
eep
en off topic is a barren wasteland
on jah indeed
it's controlled chaos when I'm online
but as soon as I leave, it either dies or you guys start going off about the weirdest shit
right
me driving from toronto
holy shit
WHAT
trying to emulate a touch screen with a mouse gonna blast my rists apart
Thanks for watching!
i did it
but i ended up breaking out the auto clicker
i don't have the osu rists required to pull this off
bro
?
your WHAT
what item?
treasure ring
F
well actually thats not entirely true
so what it does is increases the chances of items being dropped
some of the best gear in the game is only gotten as a drop
so for that its great
nice
I filmed this ❤️
ATTENTION STALKERS, AN EMISSION IS APPROACHING
Бляяя
WAIT WILL I GET IN TROUBLE IF I SAY THIS
Reason: Bad word usage
SHHSHAVSHAHSJSHAJAKAKAK
lool
hello
also congrats
lightning strikes are very hard to capture
uh
idk at least a day
i think i grew it myself
hey offtopic but do you ever just wanna suddenly give up and go insane
yeah
ever fckin day

wait a moment!
@gray jetty why isnt atheadax officially cool
jack said she was cringe for wanting blood or something
yeah
I wanna give the homeless tons of drugs & a mission
like, no reason
my mind just considered going mentally deranged
probably not a good thing to happen while making a potato cannon
how's your homemade airsoft gun going
.
but since you insisted
i printed out the first shot shell today
now I need some vial stoppers and a really short one way valve
oh and a 30 kV igniter
probably cuz of this
wdym
his account is still alive
i have him friended
maybe
i know he has a tendency to just dip after drama breaks out
hope he comes back
tldr, quit mod team, done with it
Wait sylky left this server too?
he left stoc altogether though 

try pinging him
nvm wasn't kidding, think it was buggy for me actually, he disappeared now
thats kind of sad
Sylky actually left holy shit
I know
he was the least toxic person here lol
:(
The glue that held this place together 😵💫
he left his own server too wtf
he leaves whenever drama happens
what was the drama
tampico and faker thought he was going too soft on derek
uhh what did derek do
Not the only thing but that's part of it
forgot exactly
i know that it mainly had to do with redo of healer
i guess i just looked at discord for the first time today now
eh kind of searched okay looked like some incel content derek posted
redo of healer is worse imo
wtf does that mean
an anime
rape torture hentai is pretty bad even by derek standards
i am not exaggerating btw
^
yeah i am not tapped in that side of the internet lol
i dabble with making fun of incels but once we get into 4chan hentai land, i don't really check out the vibe too much
i would show you a review i saw of it but i am NOT looking it back up
eh its okay i get it
im more concerned with the 'rape' and 'torture' parts more than the 'hentai' part
yeah yeah i get it, 4chan + hentai = that for sure
so sylky was into the derek post or something
???
he said derek technically didnt break any rules
and thus couldnt be punished for 'simply being cringe'
wasn't it bad sex stuff
Very much so
tampico and faker wanted a response
weird sylky isn't normally down for dumb shit
lol now this place is going to be semi unregulated again
Guess we'll have to try and self regulate
yeah guys, stop falling for mid ass bait every time
it started with this
Lawd knows that won't go well
eh thats not that bad
looks like every anime
it was pretty mid but i just read too far into the plot to not say something
Easiest way is to just block and ignore him
i keep indulging him to get quotes
his degeneracy is my best source of degenerate quotes
He's gone man
tldr, moderation spat
if he does end up coming back im sure the last thing he would want to see is people talking about him
so im just gonna stop at what i have said
toddler activities^
Uh what happend to sylky
look up
Holy crap guys just scroll up
jesus christ
if you also say "im too lazy" im going to have to kill you
we don't know for sure, thats all there is to it
i hope you are a euro
dont indulge him
Stuffs not loading for me
TLDR?
the link is to the TLDR 
I'm gonna scream
tldr, moderation spat
i hate boxelder bugs
How about i shoot You huh? How bout that?🤓
at first they are nice to look at, but they invade my house every year
Uhhhh mods? Threats of violence
Nerd Emoji invalidates it
Bajookieland declares war on glaggleland
My honest reaction
i hate bajookieland
always refuse the mandated meal of daily grumm grumm
grumm grumm is yum yum
How i be sometimes fr fr
Grumm grumm is dum dum
Why use lots word when few word do trick
Bedtime
I wanted a response to my question, not about Derek.
your question made no sense honestly
or i must have read it wrong
One sec.
Like just say this what the other mod did to you, him, her, with other mods, if you think it's not fair/right. Will you just do this, instead of trying to found a reason and solution with the mod which did it?
WHAT
Should I even be surprised atp
Why have we not banned the fatass yet?
Lezdoit
google it
my cat turned into loaf
Loafer
damn it all fell apart huh
what
the
actual
fuck.
What the emission is going on 
He's literally looking for attention.
An emission is approaching 
You just lost.
My God who are you and your device
@void kelp chill down with the video
I just got a haircut yesterday :)
Good morning yall
`Sup.
I gotta be a real adult soon and talk about my insurance with some guy and i have no idea how insurances work
And my parents know the guy and told me that he was quite bad when he "helped" them with their insurances
my hair look like a crow nest ong
Same
My trusted hairdresser is very busy and only has free times at the end of may but i'm going away for about a month at the start of may and idk what to do
She's also very cheap at max like 25€
Others are over 40€
✌️
@coarse rapids
huh, well that was quick
but soon i will get my money back, at least most of it
unless insurance company does what they tend to do
i got an idea
why dont we play some vanilla call of pripyat multiplayer one of these days?
i never see anyone talking about the vanilla trilogy multiplayer
I remember playing it with my friend.
Tbh, the mp in this game is so dead.
It has 5-8 servers, but each one is 0/(max players).
A complete showcase of all weapons in Call of Duty Vanguard.
00:00:00 RATT
00:00:08 M1911
00:00:16 MACHINE PISTOL
00:00:22 TOP BREAK
00:00:30 VALOIS REVOLVER
00:00:37 STG44
00:00:48 AUTOMATON
00:00:59 CITRA BURST
00:01:10 AS44
00:01:20 NZ-41
00:01:32 VOLKSSTURMGEWEHR
00:01:43 BAR
00:01:56 NIKITA AVT
00:02:07 COOPER CARBINE
00:02:1...
hey guys are trees supposed to make urchin artifacts irl
||this is actually a type fungal infection in conifers called the juniper apple rust||
Good morning!
quick question, does anyone here play PD2?
I do
what level and infamy?
Played.
I can’t remember to be honest. It’s been about a week since I’ve played. I think I’m level 50
Last time when I played was 2022, the end of the year.
And I was Level 34 with Infamy 4 or 5.
🕯️
anyone knows if steam payment is down? because im trying to buy shadow of chernobyl and it wont load ive tried loading it again still no work
Have you tried to delete the browser's cache or try to use the mobile to buy Shadow of Chernobyl?
Try to refresh the page as well.
how do i do that and its a tab from steam so it isnt via google and i dont have steam on my phone
Steam -> Setting -> In-Game Browser.
Also give me a sec, I'll check if I'm mistaken or not.
Yeah, the Web-Browser Data.
I used to, infamy like 3-4 i Think, level idk
Does the bank (or it's app) say anything to you?
Like, any notification on the phone or something?
no
i have rabobank and it says nothing
its gone
but i still cant load it
Tried clicking on the black square?
And is like the Rabobank having some problems on their site, rn?
cool cool, rn i'm infamy 207 or 208 already forgot
Imagine if the nuclear disaster never happend
which black square
WHAT
i've played it a bit
This, I mean.
yes does nothing
idk my steam password
Well, that's wack.
yes
wat now
]
That Chernobyl memorial post was on point and one of the best ping I got on this server yet
So there's two variants.
Try to remember the password from your steam account and try to buy the game via phone/browser or try to buy the game again, but later, like in two-three hours.

That's all what I can suggest to do.
eah now steam not allowing me
Has anime gone too far?
Let me guess, loot boxes?
Damn what happened to Chernobyl?
No i tried buy shadow of chernobyl multiple times but no work

@full grail
Another day, another announcement not about STALKER 2
16-18 lectures can be torture
I like the teacher and the subject it's all so interesting but god it's tiring at this time
Doesn't help that concerta has already lost most of its power
piew
idk i like lectures
chernobyl
real
Half life reference announcements
thats scary
what's up guys
I got an oil change in my car today
literally nothing else interesting has happened
nothing really
gotta figure out what to get for my bf for his birthday
Hey asshole
Does he play D&D
do a delivery of fresh flowers from a local florist
Or board games
who you calling a asshole smelly face
Pood fard cumed?!?!
fr tho, does he though
I play DnD
:(
I don’t play dnd
oh ok
idk
@pulsar spindle do you?
I just like talking about it
No you friggin idiot you’re not supposed to ask him
shut up
no youuuuu shut up
isn't he from like California
I played the pc game, unfortunately.
he is
buy him a surfboard
😡 your balls, my boots >:(
i dont think he surfs
me too
Too fat
yeah but if you get him the surfboard you'll get to see him shirtless more often
@high sail does he play literally any table top game
you gotta think these things through
I HAVE NO IDEA
WHY DONT U KNOW
Damn 🫠
i just dont
I got past the first dungeon and then it was like pay for membership
It's kinda meh.
it was just the elder scrolls online but with a narrator
Didn't play the tes online.
Once again here to remind you that jfk said "I am a jelly donut"
It's ok
once again reminding you that's a misconception
Well a berliner is a donut but they knew what he meant
He still said it tho
Nice
Would be a shame if someone ripped it open
Huh?
woah hi athea
good luck finding mine
You changed ur pfp into cringe @vernal loom
last time it took 3 different nurses and 6 different locations
the bruises were awful
it truly would be
disregard
Ok then
Was because you drew it?
Was because you drew the previous one?
i think her pfp is fine
No
it looks like the pixar concept art artstyle
Cry about it. My bestie drew it
i like it
HEY SHAWTY
draw one yourself
HEEEEEEEELLLLLLOOOO ATTTTHEEAADAAAAC
ateadacks
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yo
t a m p ee k o
@carmine forge
Simp
@shy narwhal
I'm killing myself,
I'm allergic to cats
damn
No pussy?
true
@carmine forge
@shy narwhal
@carmine forge
@lament zealot
@shy narwhal
@vernal loom
I always misread Tampico as tapioca
my brother developed a cat allergy when he was younger and we had to give my cat away, i'm still angry about it
my sweet Peppi was such a nice cat
haunting
I feel sorry for you
What breed was your cat
English 100
my cat hasn't come home for a week
my other one just passed
oh damn
idk, my aunt gave her to me as a nameday gift
I want my other one home
:(
im sorry 
I keep checking where she sleeps outside
Will he return?
probably not
I wish I got that much cool gifts for nameday
i miss my cat 
she went completely deaf
oh. 
how old was she?
I only have one cat
she was my first pet
it was such a random gift, like she came to our place with a basket and when i opened it a cat popped out
I think my uncle's cat lived around as much
he was also the only descendant of my grandma's cat that our family had
Wow, that sounds like something from a movie scene 
I tested 3/10 on cat hair so I think I can still be around them for a while

just pop some allergy meds when you go near them
my cat lived to 19
she was barely 8 pounds

