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[polar prairie]

the funny

[lone tusk]

The big chungus team will go check this

[misty jasper]

i feel like playing PD2 but i know i will lose my mind with public lobbies

fever ain't helping it

[cinder crag]

wait

sausages?

[bitter hearth]

yes sausages

[cinder crag]

you cant have pork

bad

[bitter hearth]

wasnt pork

[cinder crag]

oh okay

[gray jetty]

I need to find a good analog digital converter

That works with vga

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

Bruh

No

Alright it’s break time

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/vF-vrL0htbE

[void kelp]

Moo

[bitter hearth]

begri

[polar prairie]

i love that image

its so funny

[pulsar spindle]

You gotta beware

It has this kinda feel

[nocturne rock]

Hello guys

[high sail]

Yo

[sharp moss]

Most empathetic gender™️ strikes again

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

cats, field mines, field cats?, cat mines?

[pulsar spindle]

Yes

[bitter hearth]

i will find that women and kill her

[pulsar spindle]

That actually makes me sad, holy shit

[void kelp]

Sorry guys

[polar prairie]

bro is me

[crimson iris]

@proud hamlet Traitor!

[proud hamlet]

shit shit shit shit

[bitter hearth]

TRAITOR!

[crimson iris]

i'm snitchin

[proud hamlet]

please dont i almost got acess to that sweet rostok loot

[crimson iris]

Then go give me 300 duty badges

[proud hamlet]

alright alright

[lone tusk]

@bitter hearth look this irony bro

[crimson iris]

@proud hamlet Make sure his badge too.

[nocturne iron]

imagine liking the monolith faction

[bitter hearth]

i am loyal to the monolith

[crimson iris]

Im not imagining it i do.

[lone tusk]

I got B in the complex functions test, the thing is i didn't know that they will be a test in that day, and my friend who i asked about what happened in the class that i couldn't come bc i was sick takes D and she didn't tell me that a test was about to happen that day

[nocturne iron]

(its my 2nd fav)

[lone tusk]

LoL

[nocturne iron]

i only have the freedom and monolith patch

[bitter hearth]

lmfaooo, she deservs it kekw

[nocturne iron]

irl

[crimson iris]

i'll give u some weed to shush

[lone tusk]

:kek:

[nocturne iron]

i built a monolith structure in my backyard

the wind knocked it over

[crimson iris]

[nocturne iron]

now the wild birds live in it

which is okay, they can have it

[bitter hearth]

extremly based

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle heh
D

:>>>>>

[pulsar spindle]

What

[nocturne iron]

i dont like weed

[bitter hearth]

i made a monolith in our hangout place minecraft server

[nocturne iron]

based

[lone tusk]

It's veterans day boys

[pulsar spindle]

You want me to take a test?

[crimson iris]

[high sail]

:/

[nocturne iron]

theres more to freedom than just weed

[high sail]

What else starts with D

[pulsar spindle]

Yes or no???

[lone tusk]

No, it's just weed and pain

[nocturne iron]

my prescription dexmethylphenidate

[lone tusk]

Duty is just about healthy and wealthy and duty

[high sail]

Bro wha

[nocturne iron]

it starts with D

[pulsar spindle]

Something later

[nocturne iron]

Duty is too militant for me

[bitter hearth]

dying starts with a D

and you didnt see anything

take your pills

[high sail]

Took You long enough

[nocturne iron]

uh ok

[pulsar spindle]

Well it sounded like you wanted me to take the test

[nocturne iron]

its a bit early for my nighttime meds

[pulsar spindle]

Whatever it was

[lone tusk]

duty founders are ex ukraine soldiers

[high sail]

Johnny i will BEAT You up
What else starts with D

[pulsar spindle]

Something I have and you want

[high sail]

Yes good

[pulsar spindle]

I'm still gonna take the test

[lone tusk]

That's why duty hold the line and captured a safe past to rostok during the clear sky wars

[nocturne iron]

its more of a personal reason

[high sail]

I will not kill You yet Johnny

[pulsar spindle]

Yet????

[lone tusk]

Even duty having less personal then freedom, duty members are much more capable in combat then freedom

[pulsar spindle]

Wait you're gonna kill me?

[nocturne iron]

such as it would be "uncomfortable" to theoretically be in a faction of militant men

if you catch my drift here

[high sail]

Heh

[pulsar spindle]

I'm aroused and scared

[nocturne iron]

me too buddy

fictional men got me goin' again

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

Stalker is so cool I wish ukrainians were real

[bitter hearth]

dont be, he wont kill you i wont let him, i will reach him first, then im coming for you

[lone tusk]

no one is horny here

[pulsar spindle]

Nah, I wanna die by them thighs

[nocturne iron]

then whats that^

[lone tusk]

Here take this

🚿🚿🚿

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-takodachi-tako-no-horni-horni-gif-26104396

[lone tusk]

🚿🚿🚿

[bitter hearth]

he wont have any after i shoot my double barrel shotgun at him, troll complete, return to HQ

[pulsar spindle]

:<

[nocturne iron]

anyways yeah thats why I wont join Duty

I wouldnt be productive

[lone tusk]

Reminded me about those messages that stalker found a irreconcilable body in the woods

[bitter hearth]

i like both freedom and duty

[high sail]

Try baby

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-gif-25530022

the toz in my backpack:

[lone tusk]

No one is productive in the duty, all we do is waste ammo all day bc veronin is a jerk

[high sail]

Hah! My thighs are armored

[lone tusk]

Zulu and petrenko are our true leaders

[nocturne iron]

are you roleplaying rn

[azure spade]

What?

[lone tusk]

They are trying to do something to keep us going

[pulsar spindle]

What

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/shannon-sharpe-gif-25530022

slug shells loaded in the toz in my backpack:

[pulsar spindle]

I'm playing with my cat named ballsack rn

[nocturne iron]

[azure spade]

I am eating jamon

[pulsar spindle]

Don't ask, yes my cats name is actually ballsack

[nocturne iron]

well im gonna go get naked for a walk
||my dogs name is naked||

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-desperado-winds-ofdestruction-sundowner-grin-gif-18169825

[nocturne iron]

i dont own a dog

[pulsar spindle]

This thing is named ballsack

[void kelp]

I want to die by the SCP-106 femur breaker containment procedure

[high sail]

I came up with that name

[pulsar spindle]

Ik

Its real name should totally be waifu

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/883611722198417438/1099427393543880795/brbagta.mp4

[bitter hearth]

mom cut up onions!
dog named onions

[high sail]

That would be cute to call your cat after your bf

[lone tusk]

Stop the horny or i will have to use my an_94 with anty horny bullets (actually they are just live bullets)

[bitter hearth]

richard looks grumpy

[pulsar spindle]

*lover

[nocturne iron]

not horny just a joke

[azure spade]

He is ill unfortunately

[nocturne iron]

my cat is on death's door rn

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

We don't expect her to last more than 2 weeks at this point

[lone tusk]

[azure spade]

Sad

[nocturne iron]

my other cat hasnt been home for 5 days

[azure spade]

My cat got bone cancer

[nocturne iron]

She went completely deaf so i cant call for her outside

[bitter hearth]

holy shit, this went from 2 ppl flirting in a server instead of their dms, to depresion real quick

[azure spade]

Yep. Wait who was flirting lol?

[nocturne iron]

The sudden reality of my cats just hit

[bitter hearth]

my dog died, and now i have a cat that is old and doesnt have much, she has like 2 years

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

slayer and john

[nocturne iron]

theyve been with me for 16 years

[high sail]

Me and Johnny yes

[pulsar spindle]

:3

[lone tusk]

Crash will not shot you today relax

[nocturne iron]

is that the joke now

[simple sage]

!Shturman#0001 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[bitter hearth]

shush, go vote on everyone we cant have draws

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

anyone who speaks with me is now a target for Crash

[high sail]

What

[bitter hearth]

send in dms shturman

[azure spade]

What are you talking about?

[lone tusk]

What can i say
join duty

[bitter hearth]

the voting, there are draws, go vote now

[high sail]

I voted already

[nocturne iron]

nah

[bitter hearth]

not on 3 ppl only

[nocturne iron]

id rather be NATO certified

[high sail]

I voted aspen, crash and wrathful

[azure spade]

Send what?

[high sail]

Oh ok

[nocturne iron]

finally the summer camp for me

[bitter hearth]

vote for the rest

[bitter hearth]

you sent me something and wofl biched about it, sorry for language sylky, wolf really is an annoying normie

[nocturne iron]

Crash can enjoy his Warsaw Pact firearms

[high sail]

I did

[misty jasper]

most of my good memes are either in russian or in finnish so i can't spam you guys with them

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

A freedomer falling in love with a dutyer? How couldve have this happen

[azure spade]

I said: S"So that was a flirt lol? I thought it was just a s*itpost lol"

[nocturne iron]

im learning russian :)

[azure spade]

Zone is strange

[nocturne iron]

its a forbidden love

[urban coral]

O

[bitter hearth]

wolf stinks, i can say shit all day, but i cant say shit(light)post

[azure spade]

Ahaaha, lol

[bitter hearth]

the chosen one

[lone tusk]

Forbidden bc duty is in the frontlines we have no time for straight relationships
only homo relationships

[azure spade]

[misty jasper]

real men date men right Duty?

[lone tusk]

any problem?

[misty jasper]

not really

love is love

[pulsar spindle]

Me over here actually doing so

[bitter hearth]

@lone tusk have i been talked badly about?
in the void of the gsc

[azure spade]

I don't like men

[lone tusk]

No one is talking about you bro, we only talk about people who break the rules

[urban coral]

What did I even get into?

[bitter hearth]

[lone tusk]

Put mods on it now

[lone tusk]

John wicky mod

[bitter hearth]

so the en offtop became mating/flirting/degeneracy/memespam/alot of other things grounds so umm, yeah, not safe out in these hoods anymore cuh
we shouldve left with the others

[nocturne iron]

this is all ive ever known it as

😔

[urban coral]

Thanks Waifuslayer, Nymph and Viktorn

You are credit to STOC

Making this server exactly what it should be

[nocturne iron]

it was like this before i got here

[urban coral]

Trash

[nocturne iron]

hell yeah baybee

i feed the flames

[urban coral]

Hella

[high sail]

Uh
Cheers?

[nocturne iron]

we did it guys! we annoyed someone!

[bitter hearth]

i would love to see this x GLA toxins, the brown hand of nod

[void kelp]

What do I win?

[lone tusk]

More john wicky

[nocturne iron]

more like john wacky

[bitter hearth]

im gonna get the johnwick

[azure spade]

Idk I like this server, but it has to many people here, I don't like many people.

[urban coral]

You win not getting banned, I guess?

[nocturne iron]

yeah

i just ignore every other channel now

[high sail]

WOAH

[azure spade]

Still to many people

[urban coral]

Y'all acting as if that's the first time

[bitter hearth]

so, since i joined, i firstly hated the server cause i got bullied just like everyone else, just like slayer, just like derek, then i loved it, meeted new ppl, then i hated again cause they left, and now im stuck here with a small bit of the OG ppl like crimson

[urban coral]

Who also "left" because the server became wack

[nocturne iron]

you dont need to stay

[bitter hearth]

some got shot by the GSC hammer

[azure spade]

Yep, I feel it, but I hate to much people lol

[urban coral]

Who was it this time

[lone tusk]

everyone got suddenly mad

[nocturne iron]

or do you just like to complain about the trainwrecks you watch?

[urban coral]

Who's suddenly?

[bitter hearth]

so you see, i love it sometimes, cause there are ppl like sylky or such, but then you know, i also hate it cause of you know what, and you know who

[nocturne iron]

lol i dont know :)

[bitter hearth]

then lets keep it at that

[urban coral]

Bait detected

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/mad-max-tom-hardy-max-rockatansky-thats-bait-bait-gif-4987723

[azure spade]

Uh to many people, I leave, for now.

[bitter hearth]

cya

[lone tusk]

Cya

[bitter hearth]

i leave too, good night

[urban coral]

Cya later

[lone tusk]

Gn

[void kelp]

Ez here

[urban coral]

Who was it?

[bitter hearth]

it was suddenly

[urban coral]

Man, suddenly some thin-skinned mf

[bitter hearth]

why does he look flabergasted

[lone tusk]

kot don't like cameras

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-thug-shaker-gif-25322183

[misty jasper]

noo i thought spring is finally really here but winter is coming back again

i already took out all my spring/summer clothes

[urban coral]

Peaches in my ass

[hard orbit]

Powerless in my ass?????

[urban coral]

Better than an hourglass

[hard orbit]

I think kinda strange is "castle of glass in my ass"

[void kelp]

Who did what

[void kelp]

After dark in my ass ☠️

[hard orbit]

It's feel like a black man in your ass

[high sail]

Presidia in my ass

[reef rover]

I have joined the freedom faction

Because they have chill radio music

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/719204406662529136/1099812601254395934/wok_cook.mp4
@void kelp

[reef rover]

how to basic except he actually cooks the meals

[lone tusk]

🤢🤢🤢

[void kelp]

What is actually happening ☠️

[reef rover]

duty fan

freedom enjoyer

[lone tusk]

The chad sticker is literally a dutyer

[void kelp]

Istg there was a freedom one in the stickers too

[reef rover]

Hey stalker coughs profusely I need to sell your PDA

[runic granite]

Listen to Lily Allen - Not Fair (Niklas Dee & Old Jim Remix) by Niklas Dee on #SoundCloud
https://on.soundcloud.com/gH6mX

[reef rover]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-duty-stalker-dance-gsc-gsc-gameworld-gif-22307630

[reef rover]

I like the remix

[runic granite]

I love it too i just found it

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/884051675680231504/1099817981804019732/burger.mp4

[gray jetty]

The work day has concluded

[reef rover]

I got an aneurysm whenever he missed the burger with the mayo

[lament zealot]

lul

[inland kelp]

Hey VSauce, Michael here

[inland kelp]

I eat deez nuts every day

[lament zealot]

damb i think someone posted this here

I need fresher memes, but all I've seen lately is mid

[marsh hamlet]

https://youtu.be/_Oi6MJ8Qc30

[inland kelp]

Jaw dropping

[prisma zephyr]

Empire 4 lyfe 🤘

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-rogue-one-star-destroyer-devastator-gif-21042471

[void kelp]

Combine better oppressive alien force

[lament zealot]

"euphoric"

[void kelp]

We are all purposefully contrarian here

[lament zealot]

fan theory: Dr Breen single handedly stopped all human breeding on planet earth (combine suppression field) with his rizz alone

[prisma zephyr]

I'd play this game

[lament zealot]

its actually a novel

[prisma zephyr]

Sith stormtrooper zombies?

[lament zealot]

secret bio weapon aboard an empire research vessel

[prisma zephyr]

Ah

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah I do

[void kelp]

Yes

[pulsar spindle]

I was given a revolver as a early birthday present

[pearl wraith]

i was given fish

[void kelp]

Thought waifu was transginger now

[pulsar spindle]

They are thinking about it

[pulsar spindle]

Also they are bi

[high sail]

Im not

[void kelp]

Two wasps just attacked me in my own house and they were crawling on me I dont know how I didnt get sting

One like got like almost stuck in my hair

Traumatizing

[pulsar spindle]

Revenge

[void kelp]

They were probably trying to go inside of my head and then start controlling me

[pulsar spindle]

They make you like boys

[azure spade]

I remember I liked to collect wasps in the pringles can and then burn them alive

Or poison with gas

[void kelp]

I have a pringles can I pay you too

[azure spade]

Or to put can on the freezer

[inland kelp]

My waifu is an Apache, what are the pronouns?

[void kelp]

I might have a tick because I also saw a black bug on my shirt the other day. They are everywhere in PA. I had one before. I think all of my family has had atleast one once.

Its like a half life reference because I have a parasite living on my head

[prisma zephyr]

Burn it

[void kelp]

Or maybe the black bug was a tick trying

[inland kelp]

Hell naw God created an Half-Life reference

[void kelp]

Fr

I had one like really big before like the size of like a flat chicken egg

Like this

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

They are also very painful to take out when they get really big off of the blood

[void kelp]

Kuznetsov is correct

[void kelp]

When are ai generated audios coming?

Like not like voices just random sound effects

[tiny dew]

Funk

Hungry as heck, have nothing to eat. Oh the struggle...

[prisma zephyr]

Aren't you supposed to use a lighter to get them to pop out?

[lone tusk]

He stole your food

[void kelp]

No you're actually meant to go to a professional to get them out I think but whatever

Im not leaving it there and letting it drink more

[void kelp]

Why the orang moldy

just some spots

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1099682428668366988/edgy_14_year_old.mp4

[void kelp]

This is actually too true

[neon vale]

its unbelievably true

i love toying with the fact that most edgy people on the internet will be the complete opposite of what they are now in a few years

[void kelp]

My story pretty much

[tiny dew]

Don't poke fun at me. Not the first time I starve for hours.

[lone tusk]

You're living the Brazilian experience

I can do this for days

[tiny dew]

I literally am doing it right now

[tiny dew]

I would kill for 2 empanadas, @lone tusk

[neon vale]

i love empanadas

[tiny dew]

Order some for me, good sir

How much for 2?

[neon vale]

your soul

[lone tusk]

Empadas

[void kelp]

[lone tusk]

Empanadas is anything with eggs and flour

Empadas is other thing

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/fuck-you-no-angry-screw-gif-4138107

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/empanada-food-cheese-snack-gif-10208790

This

[tiny dew]

Man, you people suck

Go to shrek

[pulsar spindle]

Yall ever hear of a wet burrito

[prisma zephyr]

I've heard of a jail burrito

Biscuits ans gravy best

[tiny dew]

Change of topic imminent

[lone tusk]

Nah

We can use a lot of things inside the empadas

And theres the big empadas

My mom made one for Christmas

My family eat the whole empada in 10 minutes

https://tenor.com/view/apple-pie-gif-25904354

She was like this one but 2x bigger

[tiny dew]

What is this made of

[lone tusk]

Outside is a pie, pastry, the filling can be anything, chicken, shrimp cream etc.

[void kelp]

Only have had empanadas never empadas

[tiny dew]

What the f, literally mixing 2 things that don't go together

[void kelp]

wdym

[tiny dew]

You brasileros are out of your frikken minds

[void kelp]

what doesn't go together

[tiny dew]

Pastry and chicken f.e

It's like mixing salt and sugar

[void kelp]

every culture has sweet and savory stuff.. pastry dough isn't sweet

chicken pot pie mincemeat pie, etc

Don't know much about Bulgaria but tons of slav food mixes sweet and savory, there's mf blueberry pasta in poland

[lone tusk]

they really go on together

Is just "massa" with something inside

[tiny dew]

Health wise they don't

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

huh lol

its like bread or rice or pierogies, just a vessel

[tiny dew]

Mass? Dough?

[void kelp]

corn

[lone tusk]

No definitely not

[tiny dew]

Brohuha

[void kelp]

bro, im saying it's a "vessel" for whatever in it

[lone tusk]

They we prepare is very different

[lone tusk]

I told that is bread

[void kelp]

lol i said rice or dumplings too, there are sweet things on rice and savory, same with dumplings or whatever they're called in each culture

[lone tusk]

Bread

[void kelp]

i do like bread

[tiny dew]

Gimme all your bread, you fool

Bread or life

[lone tusk]

No

🧱

[void kelp]

actual bread, not american store bread

[tiny dew]

Hand me your flour then

Homemade bread?

[lone tusk]

Maniçoba

[void kelp]

yeah, not the pre cut loafs that last for 10 years that got popular here

[tiny dew]

Yeah man

[void kelp]

I honestly don't know if I've had Brazilian food, im sure I have a few times. pretty into street food and been all over the us but can't remember

[tiny dew]

The local bread producing factory was closed here like 5 years ago and now we're eating goddamn pre-cut plastic, not actual bread

[void kelp]

eff that, why, isn't all of euro real bread world

[tiny dew]

I wonder, don't people have knives at home to slice their bread so it should be pre-cut
The f is this trash thinking?

[tiny dew]

We have the same crap, bread that doesn't taste like bread

[low steppe]

https://youtu.be/cijZhhwwQrM

[lone tusk]

I can say a lot of bad things about brazil but the food here is great

[void kelp]

damn its definitely better here now with americans getting less stupid or if i go to a latin market or something there's always fresh bread. there's no where to get a fresh loaf in bulgaria? wtf, what about poland

[tiny dew]

I can't say anything about our food simply because we export 90% of the stuff we produce

[void kelp]

I've had Bulgarian a few times but I've had slavic food a million times and everyone borrows from each other so

[tiny dew]

Not in my city

[void kelp]

i actually made a polish style zupa tonight for my rommates

[void kelp]

lets start a petition

bread 4 all

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/elmo-poop-gif-18814641

[tiny dew]

Mayor's corrupt

Can't change crap

[lone tusk]

🧱

[tiny dew]

Mayor will sell his mother but do anything about anything

[lone tusk]

In brazil we got a big statistics of assassinated mayor's

And no one really cares

https://www.google.com/amp/s/g1.globo.com/google/amp/rn/rio-grande-do-norte/noticia/2023/04/20/prefeito-assassinado-no-interior-do-rn-e-sepultado-e-recebe-homenagens-em-sao-jose-do-campestre.ghtml

This one was killed this week

even the minor politicians are not safe here

Just the big fishs are safe

[void kelp]

damn just skimmed that

[gray jetty]

hmmmm

[void kelp]

probably was funded by my country

[gray jetty]

im redoing my under desk setup and im trying to think if im forgetting anything that should be there

[lone tusk]

Nah

Those fellas are minor dudes

They don't really do anything

[void kelp]

eh not to get political but the american CIA spends hella resources doing insane shit down there. you're probably right was mostly kidding but you never know hehe

[lone tusk]

They where killed bc they are elected though the power of the organized crime, when they do something that they don't like they are killed

[void kelp]

We are definitely invested in organized crime down there

[lone tusk]

Theres no reason for the cia kill a mayor of a city that have less then 50 000 people

[void kelp]

said mostly kidding, but literally we've done it for less

[lone tusk]

Dude

It's not the cia

We got our own problems

Organized crime is directly tied to our politicians vote

[gray jetty]

i saw a video about this brazil is like a hot bed for extremism as of late

[lone tusk]

Nah people are just dumb

[gray jetty]

oh

[lone tusk]

If you look closely

The 8 January act was found by both right and left

We got a investigation that the leader of our central intelligence of the current left government directly lead the right activists

[void kelp]

the cia crap with brazil in 1964 is real af, and with the bosonoro stuff, we are definitely doing stuff down there, was mostly kidding about the damn mayor tho

[lone tusk]

No it's not

[void kelp]

here is something contemporary (not 1964 stuff) on that tip - https://theintercept.com/2020/03/12/united-states-justice-department-brazil-car-wash-lava-jato-international-treaty/

[lone tusk]

The us government didn't even know what we are doing

[lone tusk]

Intercept is a major fake news site

[void kelp]

oh god here we go

[gray jetty]

did you hear that we might start carpet bombing mexico

the us

basically the idea is

[void kelp]

going upstairs

[gray jetty]

that if we can't stop the cartels from bring product into the us

[lone tusk]

We was involved in the crime of invasion and spread of misinformation of our minister of justice that result in a lot of bvllshit here

[gray jetty]

then just cut off the head

[lone tusk]

Intercept sucks

[gray jetty]

you can't make drugs if everyone is dead

[lone tusk]

All they know is spread lies

[void kelp]

ok bub

The cia did Uvalde

https://tenor.com/view/vainzi-white-guy-gif-24847210

[lone tusk]

Dude invade the phone of a justice minister is a crime

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/real-housewives-beverly-hills-erika-jayne-erika-girardi-everyones-entitled-to-their-opinion-gif-5065958

im going to make my own communist stalker server where paper straws and bud light (the new one) will be safe

[lone tusk]

Ok

[gray jetty]

paper straws

alright

this guy is a crime against humanity

we need to put em down

[void kelp]

wheres my freedomers at

[pearl wraith]

just sip from the cup

[void kelp]

(it was a joke also i obviously dont care about bud light or paper straws, i can make fun of myself too)

[tiny dew]

We don't have anyone with the balls to get out and pull the trigger

[lone tusk]

you guys need more organized crime

Imma go send 10 Brazilians to your neighborhood

[tiny dew]

You seen Earth Day crap? 30,000,000 planted trees? Yeah, my ass...

[lone tusk]

10 months later you will have 100000 braziliasn and at least 4 criminal factions

[void kelp]

lol another year of the war, some nato funded organized crime will probably start happening more

[gray jetty]

they don't even get it

[void kelp]

im going to get banned

[gray jetty]

more carbon is emitted in making a paper straw

[void kelp]

f a straw, its all bad

[gray jetty]

look that is a different argument

[tiny dew]

Straws are for lazy individuals

[gray jetty]

were talking about straws them selves right now

[tiny dew]

As much fast food and autopilot cars are

[void kelp]

the days of drinking a milkshake with your crush with two straws at a drivein in america is over 😦

[gray jetty]

fr

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

the classic 80/90s couple gag is dead and gone

[void kelp]

there's still a handful of driveins, the one just closed down by my cabin, it's sad

[gray jetty]

society is all the worse for it

[void kelp]

i used to go to one in the northern woods on the border of canada and we watched a moose walk in front of the screen

[tiny dew]

And someone shot it before it did pass?

[void kelp]

lol nah, you need to win a hunting lottery to be able to shot a moose during season

[tiny dew]

@void kelp You are too bonkers for this serious conversation, do 5 steps back, turn around and walk away

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[tiny dew]

I told you, you don't belong in here, bonk away or you'll be forced into trespassing

[gray jetty]

did you shoot the deer with a 4 bore

[tiny dew]

[pulsar spindle]

I mean I got a gun for my birthday

[pearl wraith]

lucky

[tiny dew]

Doesn't look real

[pulsar spindle]

Its small because it's in 22 mag

[void kelp]

i got held up at gunpoint once and thought the gun was plastic but lots of newer guns do have plastic parts

[tiny dew]

Put out the phone, start video recording, aim the pistolero at the screen and shoot. We vote then.

[pulsar spindle]

This phone i dropped on one of my airsoft guns

But that revolver my dad got me

[tiny dew]

How do we call you?

El Revolverino?

[pulsar spindle]

I prefer rifles tho

[tiny dew]

Wow, pistol manual

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah manual

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

Step 1. Arm
Step 2. If you hear click, the pin is pulled and you should run away

[pulsar spindle]

An airsoft manual is like this

[lone tusk]

It's a revolver crazzyn

[tiny dew]

Revolves around reading text?

[pulsar spindle]

I made mine a swedish AK4

[lone tusk]

Revolver this brick crazzyn

🧱🧱🧱

[tiny dew]

Bam, bam, bam, bricks KO'd

[lone tusk]

dude have gone into the void

[lone tusk]

@tiny dew he is gonna bring stalker 2 to us

its the chosen one: slimi jim

[pulsar spindle]

I just found a russian drink I bought and idk if it expired but imma drink it and see if I die

[void kelp]

As a young person living in a warehouse in a city, I used to drink those 64oz plastic russian beers that aren't refrigerated. very not good beer but was like 3 dollars

[lone tusk]

Soviet taste

[pulsar spindle]

I had like 50 bottles of baikal stored

[lone tusk]

Hey how do you know that this is not ukraine?

You could be drink a ukraine drink

[tiny dew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

[void kelp]

RIP

[pulsar spindle]

If its russian, ill get drone striked, if its ukrainian, ill be hit by a grad

Easy

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

I can't last longer, I'm a dire wolf now from starving

[pulsar spindle]

It smells like peppermint

Very inviting

[lone tusk]

I don't understand starving people

Just eat

It's just like poor people, just get money

[tiny dew]

I brought nothing with me, man

I'm in the middle of nowhere, no stores around

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah same thing with homeless people

Just get a home

[void kelp]

ah yeah baltika

[lone tusk]

Eat a tree

Actually

Where you are?

[tiny dew]

Hour and half till I get home

I'll make myyself the spiciest homemade pizza I can pull myself

[void kelp]

forage for morrels

[lone tusk]

[pulsar spindle]

My dumbass just found something out i shouldn't have

[tiny dew]

Makinn myself Margherita soon, bois

[pulsar spindle]

Romanians can visit the United States for 3 months without a visa

[tiny dew]

Picture yourself making pizza at 7 am

[void kelp]

dont think ive ever made a pizza that early

[tiny dew]

Few kms out of the city

It's just me and couple dogs

[lone tusk]

Hummm

[tiny dew]

Never did it myself too

[lone tusk]

Let the dogs eat you

[tiny dew]

Dude, I gave my last pieces of food to the dogs

Out of respect not to be eaten

[lone tusk]

Italy not enough

[void kelp]

get it back by eating them

[tiny dew]

[lone tusk]

Give yourself to the dogs so they can live

[tiny dew]

I don't want to become bowl of blood to the crows

[pulsar spindle]

I laugh at people who think living actual weights make you strong

I lift a artillery shell

[lone tusk]

Don't worry i burn your skeleton later and i will took your dogs to the shelter

[tiny dew]

Is Sylky offering me his Fixer services?!

[void kelp]

i will take them, my dog wants friends

[pulsar spindle]

Easiest way to lift ever

[lone tusk]

And for free for a limited time

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

Should I commit myself to the dogs, peeps?

3 dogs will chew me pretty quick

[lone tusk]

not quickly enough

It will take much longer to you die

[pulsar spindle]

Filled a old 76mm naval training shell with concrete and I lift that

[lone tusk]

Don't worry

[tiny dew]

You poor bastard, you want to see how dogs are eating me on the CCTV @lone tusk

[lone tusk]

Cctv? I got a 4k tv dude

[tiny dew]

Okay enough chit chat

[void kelp]

i hope the dogs enjoy their meal

[tiny dew]

Will see you fellers in 2 hours, I'm going off the grid

[lone tusk]

If you eat the dogs the 144p john wicky will find you @tiny dew

How about buy amnesia?

[void kelp]

i still need to be amnesia

i thought it was scary tbh

[vernal loom]

miss you guys

[lone tusk]

Sup

@vernal loom any news about @carmine forge ?

[vernal loom]

Hmm

No. I've been gone for a while

[lone tusk]

Me is missing

We didn't saw him and he is not responding the pings

[cinder crag]

where is my boy

[gray jetty]

hes dead

our boy is gone

[vernal loom]

I messaged him

Wait what

HELLO????

[silent meteor]

Hi polish peolrl

[vernal loom]

Shut up

[void kelp]

czech

[vernal loom]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN????

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/man-standing-gif-20655812

[lone tusk]

[silent meteor]

Pol

I need to know what poslsish peoprkr thonk

7mc need to knjwoe

[cinder crag]

i HATE poles

[cinder crag]

pretty sure it was a joke

a pretty morbid joke considering Me is ukrainian

[craggy crow]

[cinder crag]

i honestly think he's okay and maybe is taking a break from discord or something

maybe he lost power

[vernal loom]

Shawty finna cry

[cinder crag]

i miss my slavic boy

[vernal loom]

COME BACK

Though he made me cry like twice

[neon vale]

how did he make you cry twice 💀

[vernal loom]

HE WAS BEING MEAN

[neon vale]

💀

[vernal loom]

females am i right

[ivory pine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1080560993903579186/1099599885759684659/7D4EzRW8GpeNy1ZT.mp4

[vernal loom]

Thank you vladimir

[gray jetty]

alright

im gonna give you

a tested piece of advice that works every time

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

you click on a users name with the right mouse button

then

click the block button

[lone tusk]

[vernal loom]

WHY WOULD I BLOCK HIM

[cinder crag]

blocking is for boring babies

[vernal loom]

I don't block friends

[cinder crag]

i only block bots

[prisma zephyr]

[cinder crag]

jack im blocking you

you're a bot

[vernal loom]

prepare your neck

[prisma zephyr]

That's definitely sylky

[gray jetty]

im not a bot

[vernal loom]

[gray jetty]

no bot could possible emulated my pure insanity

[prisma zephyr]

[lone tusk]

hummm

How about chat gpt?

[gray jetty]

we tried that

the bot couldn't figure out what i was talking about

[vernal loom]

Bites you and rips out your jugular

[lone tusk]

*dead

That's why i use neck armor

[gray jetty]

the inner workings of this insanity that has rotted away at my insides can not be emulated

ive read the forbidden texts

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/muppets-kermit-fangs-vampire-twilight-gif-22289479

[lone tusk]

Me when @vernal loom try to drink my 90% pure blood and 10% orange juice

[vernal loom]

Hold on lemme check

[gray jetty]

this mesh looks so bad

i can't unsee it

[vernal loom]

I know I simp for Tremor but I'm actually him. Have self love guys

[gray jetty]

the quality of the textures is so random

[lone tusk]

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1099756885365764106/1099756885751644221/ezgif.com-gif-maker_10.gif

[gray jetty]

look at the texture on the shoulders

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ukraine-gif-25228609

[gray jetty]

then look at the helmet

[lone tusk]

Theres no difference ingame bc both use the same shader

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-happiness-incident-gif-22327225

[gray jetty]

that also looks like a 4k image

[lone tusk]

And also I'm using a bunch of effects

[gray jetty]

which brings out the flaws in lower res textures

[lone tusk]

Cool

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/fish-dead-bruh-weird-im-dead-gif-21710794

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1097724061490102282/rapidsave.com_1grek6pu9qla1.gif

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-its-so-over-funny-hamster-sad-hamster-sad-animal-gif-25121828

[gray jetty]

I've started to wonder if this still all ironic

or if im just watching a mental break happen

[vernal loom]

I can cut your hypothalamus with laser presicion

[vernal loom]

let me do it

let me cut your hypothalamus

[gray jetty]

@lone tusk idk i think atheadax is losing touch with reality over here

[lone tusk]

She looks alright to me

https://tenor.com/view/seseren-girls-frontline-gif-26408364

[gray jetty]

well if anything happens let it be known im not practicing therapist nor am i qualified to be one

[vernal loom]

GIVE ME YOUR HEMOGLOBIN RICH BLOOD

LET ME TASTE IT

[gray jetty]

want a coke vanilla

[earnest escarp]

I do

[gray jetty]

Same tbh

there so hard to find

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ukraine-gif-25228609

[vernal loom]

they're

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/jc-denton-deus-ex-gif-22280125

[prisma zephyr]

Don't threaten me with a good time

[vernal loom]

Jokes on you I do

[gray jetty]

alright

you got me

[vernal loom]

Oh I will~

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/ump-ump9-smug-sjs-gfl-gif-22682765

[vernal loom]

Me breaking into the blood donation centre

https://tenor.com/view/seagull-stealing-chips-cheetos-store-gif-12923129

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/community-chaos-fire-gif-11562484

[lone tusk]

Don't do it atheadax i got a anti tremor bullets(live rounds)

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/what-rick-andrew-lincoln-twd-the-walking-dead-gif-10627646

[pulsar spindle]

I'm somewhat alive still from the funny Russian drink

[pearl wraith]

I'm somewhat alive

[lone tusk]

@vernal loom that's a ukraine drink or a russian drink?

John is drinking without read the sutff

[vernal loom]

I actually don't recognise it lmao

[pearl wraith]

i think that looks Ukrainian

[vernal loom]

I want to say it's Russian

[pulsar spindle]

Whatever it was it was in the back of my fridge

[neon vale]

atheadax cant drink my blood
physically unable

[lone tusk]

how about the funny letters what they say?

[pearl wraith]

doesn't look like the Russian I've seen but idk

[vernal loom]

Tarhun Chernogolovka

[lone tusk]

it could be anything even olive oil

[pearl wraith]

yandex says it's Russian

[lone tusk]

[neon vale]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tarkhuna_(drink)

[pulsar spindle]

Its got a funny qr code on it

[neon vale]

its georgian

[pearl wraith]

sus

[lone tusk]

Its from Georgia

[neon vale]

cholera

[lone tusk]

Mystery solved

[vernal loom]

Blackhead Tarragon

[pearl wraith]

OH

[vernal loom]

I can smell your fear

[pearl wraith]

I'M sorry for your loss

[vernal loom]

I can find you

[lone tusk]

[pearl wraith]

Я

[lone tusk]

This link send you to deep web in a site to buy stalker 3

[pulsar spindle]

This shit tastes very different

[neon vale]

in what way

[lone tusk]

Stalker 3 the heart of Ohio

[neon vale]

is it tart

or rough

[pulsar spindle]

The smell is like peppermint

[pearl wraith]

i don't think you want his blood

[gray jetty]

atheadax is getting close to loosing the status of cool chat member smh

[lone tusk]

[pulsar spindle]

Have you ever liked the underside of a car?

[pearl wraith]

[lone tusk]

Jack is bullying atheadax today lol

[gray jetty]

This is prestige award

given out by me and only me

[neon vale]

in looks, smell, or taste

[gray jetty]

the qualifications to get one are a secret

as they are arbitrary and determined by me at random

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/hk416-girls-frontline-g11-goodnight-gn-gif-26298014

[pulsar spindle]

It tastes like the underside of a car with a side of watered down otterpop popsicle

[lone tusk]

Cya

[pearl wraith]

do I have one or did I fail

[neon vale]

am i on that list

[gray jetty]

yes

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/880940587895885845.webp?size=160&quality=lossless

[vernal loom]

https://tenor.com/view/ukraine-gif-25228609

[pulsar spindle]

@neon vale

[pearl wraith]

can I give it to a friend

[neon vale]

sounds horrendous

[pearl wraith]

wat

[pulsar spindle]

Its somehow not repulsive

[gray jetty]

no it is given out be me and only me

here

lets start labeling people

[pearl wraith]

so salt, mud, oil, and rust

[pulsar spindle]

And artificial flavored popsicle

[neon vale]

otterpops stop tasting good after you realize its literally just frozen chemical water

[pearl wraith]

plus diluted cornsyrup

[pearl wraith]

shut up

[neon vale]

its like soda yet somehow more repulsive

[pearl wraith]

just

shut up.

[neon vale]

i win

[pulsar spindle]

I can drink this whole thing

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-happiness-incident-gif-22327225

[pulsar spindle]

Tastes pretty good

[neon vale]

i have a surplus of tea and i dont even like tea

[pearl wraith]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-gif-26438788

[pulsar spindle]

I alwaysbdrink russian tsar tea

[neon vale]

im just forcing myself to drink it hoping i develop an acquired taste

[gray jetty]

idk if ill remember this gag tomorrow so i can continue it

but if i do

i will continue

the people must be sorted into based and cringe

[neon vale]

cool

[pulsar spindle]

Which am i

[pearl wraith]

Mol1t is gonna log on and be like

[gray jetty]

idk yet

we done this before

[pulsar spindle]

When

[neon vale]

day of reckoning

[gray jetty]

we tagged the worthy as STOC Gaming for a while

in the good ol days

[neon vale]

oh yeah i do remember some of those tags flying around

vasim still has his i think

[pulsar spindle]

Time to listen to my soviet afghan war era music and work out

[neon vale]

are you american

[pulsar spindle]

Very

[neon vale]

bruh why are you working out

[pulsar spindle]

Why not?

[neon vale]

its at least 8pm and at worst its nearly midnight

[void kelp]

I work out bc I like hurting people

[pulsar spindle]

I like working out because I don't want to he an average american

[pearl wraith]

here https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6LX6fpk5Phu9LriEUIoxVT?si=4240af1008fe440b

[gray jetty]

You stink of communism

[pulsar spindle]

I don't want to be a 600 pound tank

[void kelp]

I work out bc I like given other girls body dysmorphia

[neon vale]

schizochan?

[void kelp]

No you dumbfuck

[neon vale]

i work out because i was always taught that my bones would break from disuse

[gray jetty]

nah john

playing commie music

[pearl wraith]

average 6ft male is only 200-175lbs

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/stickydacat-gif-26502121

[pulsar spindle]

I understand it mentally and I learned some russian

[neon vale]

i am legally not allowed to make fun of joshua graham while dax or platy are around

[pulsar spindle]

The burned man is sacred to me

[neon vale]

i hate joshua

[pearl wraith]

?

[pulsar spindle]

Screw you bear/ bull person

[gray jetty]

hmm

lets see

[neon vale]

mormons

[pulsar spindle]

I hate the Mormons tho

But Joshua is pretty dope

[gray jetty]

bruh

[pearl wraith]

Eww fallout

[gray jetty]

i can not name my self

bruh wtf

[neon vale]

TRUE

[gray jetty]

broooooooo

is that skin walker

[neon vale]

amen

[pulsar spindle]

Dear god that arm

Mans been eating only corn

[pearl wraith]

HE SAY MORMON THING IS MORMON

[lament zealot]

Ok slenderman no need to brag

[gray jetty]

I can not make my tag the judge of cool

[neon vale]

i tend to make fun of mormons to compensate for the fact that i am the most basic bitсh sect imaginable (lutheran(based))

[gray jetty]

its one character too many

[pearl wraith]

BRO i could cripple that kid with a handshake

[gray jetty]

what a cruel world we live in

[neon vale]

😎

[lament zealot]

erm... did you know the guy who made that meme had some really spicy drama in the past?????

[pulsar spindle]

I want to feed a Carolina reaper to a Amish kid who's probably only had corn and bread their whole life

[neon vale]

just remove sir

[gray jetty]

BRO

alright i guess we can do that

[neon vale]

one time i was in a kwik trip and a pickup truck pulled up and like 8 amish dudes strolled in for some snacks

[lament zealot]

and did you know the kids affected handled it in the worst way imaginable?

[neon vale]

elaborate

[lament zealot]

I know cuz I was around when it happened

[neon vale]

this sounds funny

go further

[pulsar spindle]

Hello fellow boykisser

[gray jetty]

idk how long this will be funny

[pearl wraith]

shhhhhhh let him cook

[gray jetty]

but were just gonna stick to it

[pearl wraith]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1060679237553639465/1090150798283001897/TlAaB3w.gif

how? by sitting on us?

[neon vale]

imagine not being happy

[pearl wraith]

real

[neon vale]

old sabaton goes hard

endless nights goes mega hard

[pulsar spindle]

Now I'm always happy, because I look back and I laugh at myself

[neon vale]

https://open.spotify.com/track/2WKe5NjNl00ZZD0nD7DDr6?si=24d9f57f4c9845d1

[pearl wraith]

am happy

[gray jetty]

I think of the fact that i existed on the same plain of existence as napalm

And the sadness just disappears

[pearl wraith]

i love rain

[neon vale]

i think of the fact that i live in the middle of absolute nowhere and i find solice

i yearn for the courage the cowardly dog house

[pearl wraith]

i will design a glass cupola on my house just to watch the rain fall around me

[pulsar spindle]

Then you remember we retired the F4 phantom

[pearl wraith]

i just need to figure out if it'll attach to the secret tunnel in my back yard, or to the top of my house

[gray jetty]

not that napalm brother

the true napalm

[pulsar spindle]

Eh i love cooking rice

Yes I hate communists and communism, but old russian music is good

[pearl wraith]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/595188808434188298/1099879473949712494/0423.mov

[pulsar spindle]

Got this video in my head again