💬┃en_offtop

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1098450215180173342/Possessing_them_demonically.mp4

[lament zealot]

Today, we will be discussing why Freedom/Loners are best faction and why Duty/Monolith/Mercenaries are cringe larpers

Discuss

[neon vale]

you all are cringe

the government is the only way to go

[cinder crag]

stfu fed

[neon vale]

up yours, imitator

[cinder crag]

bator

[cinder crag]

what

[lone tusk]

The goths took over rome

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/986969893503127572/1098420143387836486/trim.55261420-CEE6-4D95-88A8-5EF3272DF09F.mp4

[neon vale]

the goths have sacked rome

tbh i didnt even realize the pun when i sent it i just thought it was a funny image

[cinder crag]

inhate goths

[lone tusk]

Rome was invaded so many times that is impressive how this empire took so long to collapse

[neon vale]

its a miracle it lasted until 1922

[cinder crag]

it didn't

[neon vale]

third rome

[cinder crag]

larpers

[neon vale]

nah they got pretty far in being the third rome

far more territory in the Mediterranean than the byzantines

im not talking about the russians by the way 😈

[cinder crag]

why would anyone think that

[neon vale]

they are the most famous "claimants" to it

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/blinking-eyes-white-guy-blinking-meme-what-huh-gif-26334322

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1098459857872494624/The_voices.mp4

stealing my meme 😔

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/910318494422290445/1098345001576050820/rapidsave.com_y4c0zblp6wua1.gif

yes it is

i am the creator of the internet
everything under this umbrella is mine

no
you are a minor

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/829158605357711433/1097643334748622888/attachment.gif

damn
gif ran its lifetime

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/960148888910721054/1082738233336668200/attachment_2.gif

[feral fable]

the spooky demon in my closet when it sees me pull something out from under my bed

(it's a 12 gauge shotgun)

[feral fable]

yeah they only like it when men do it to them

they were all gay back then tbh

[neon vale]

TRUE

and people wonder why women werent treated as equal for so long

athenian women couldnt even leave the house

[feral fable]

man S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Official Community needs more bullying so people like @high sail and @old stone and @void kelp don't exist

[lone tusk]

What I've told you about these jokes?

[feral fable]

True!

[high sail]

What do You want

[neon vale]

nah the bullying is at its intended level

[lone tusk]

@void kelp do not make these jokes again

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/skate-black-buff-cranberry-gif-19073727

[neon vale]

if derek left, then we would have literally 0 entertainment

[high sail]

Real

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/thugshaker-gif-25916339

[feral fable]

I will say the f word

[neon vale]

fuсk

[feral fable]

True

[neon vale]

what do i win

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/halo-infinite-gif-22837072

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/970503768917561397/1097269293676249219/The_missile_is_sleepy_ai_voice_meme.mp4

[lone tusk]

@feral fable @neon vale if aspen post another sex joke report to me or kuro

[feral fable]

Ok

[neon vale]

ok

[runic glacier]

ok 👍

[high sail]

Roger Roger

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/watch-yo-tone-mf-bowling-pin-bowling-ball-gif-twitter-gif-25338320

[neon vale]

i probably wont 😔
im sure as hell gonna make fun of him for it but i aint no snitch

[lone tusk]

💀💀💀

[high sail]

True ong

[runic glacier]

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/673918719977848873/1042214368928088074/nxJjoRoS.gif

[lone tusk]

You can became a helper or even "a mod"

[feral fable]

that guy is british

[neon vale]

i would try it out if i didnt already know my judgement is shit

i would barely do anything if anything at all

[high sail]

Swordmen:
My glock:

[feral fable]

your glock vs my NIJ level IIIA vest

[high sail]

Nah

[feral fable]

keep going I dare you son..

[neon vale]

your glock vs my wizard staff (very cool very flashy)

[feral fable]

your wizard staff vs my cock

he's a very nice cock

[neon vale]

take the wisepill

[high sail]

Shadow wizard money gang

[neon vale]

we love casting spells

[high sail]

We love casting spells

[feral fable]

to become a wizard you need to follow this guide

[runic glacier]

cat

[feral fable]

Stupid cat

not even normal

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/monke-gif-21254135

[neon vale]

storytime in ru_offtop

[feral fable]

die

[lament zealot]

any moron can make 80,000 far-fetched theories and claim they were "right all along" (despite a creation of such new device implying that they WEREN'T right in the past)

[neon vale]

why 💀

what did i do 💀

[lament zealot]

hmm yes, very interesting. (I cannot read cyrillic)

[feral fable]

you flashbanged me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it's 1 am

[lone tusk]

Cool you write a essay

[neon vale]

quit being a mole!!!!! ! ! ! ! !

[lament zealot]

I LOVE UNDERAGED SEX!!!

[feral fable]

I never saw the sun in 2 decades

[lament zealot]

fart on my booty, mystic jabooty

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/sex-ceo-of-sex-vsauce-talking-meme-gif-15805627

[neon vale]

they are writing down a passage and then saying "pass the baton"

[lament zealot]

idk i still dont get it

[feral fable]

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/RegalAggressiveDeinonychus-max-1mb.gif

[neon vale]

smth like this

[neon vale]

both of these people are in here 😈

[feral fable]

idk they are s

[feral fable]

delete that

[neon vale]

why is ru_offtop so chill compared to en_offtop

[feral fable]

english speaking countries aren't as based

[neon vale]

everytime i look in there its always been really chill

[lament zealot]

THE DRAFT

[neon vale]

probably true

[feral fable]

russians are based because 99% of the ones who own computers always leak mods or are hackers

[lone tusk]

Instead get muted you're just banned if you break the laws

[feral fable]

Political...

[neon vale]

real?

[lament zealot]

Countries with their own languages are lame because they are all self-contained

[lone tusk]

We should implement this here

[lament zealot]

English, being the sigma business trade language of the world means that anyone who can speak it can interact with each other

Making #💬┃en_offtop one gigantic online brawl

[lone tusk]

No, but i saw too many bans from there and the ua server everytime that theres a new announcement

[feral fable]

I will say the shit word

[neon vale]

i legitimately dont want derek gone because he is so entertaining to watch

[lament zealot]

He says some sussy stuff but I think he's just messing with everyone

at least from what I've seen so far

[neon vale]

he has said some legit screwwy stuff before

i do not doubt for one second that he is a pedo

but he is also very entertaining to argue with

[lament zealot]

I know he's said some sus stuff that people have taken out of proportion tho

[lone tusk]

You listened the warn?

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/912428350872633424/0282b8c266d99f6d.gif

[neon vale]

because it is so black and white on who is right and who is wrong

[lament zealot]

he says just the right things to make people go bonkers

[high sail]

Guh

[lament zealot]

which is why I suspect him trolling

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/shut-up-shush-shh-ok-bird-gif-17679708

[high sail]

I will not

[simple sage]

Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[neon vale]

not really
80% of the time the reason why people get ticked off is because hes being annoying rather than provocative

[feral fable]

@lone tusk mute him

[neon vale]

thats why i always call him a shit troll

[lament zealot]

sounds like the same thing

[high sail]

???

For what?

[neon vale]

if a little cousin is constantly nagging you to do something, is that considered trolling?

[feral fable]

shutup

[lament zealot]

if they're intentionally doing it to random people, then yeah

[feral fable]

no it's considered permission to give them a UFC elbow drop

[lament zealot]

its not like I personally know derek

[neon vale]

i assume the worst about him because i dont like him and it makes me feel better about arguing with him

[feral fable]

he's a fat loser!
and I WANT TO KILL HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[neon vale]

we dont know if hes fat
he is short though

it is canon to the STOC lore

[lament zealot]

skill issue, falling for da bait fr fr

[high sail]

Idk what to think of derek

[neon vale]

i argue with him because im bored

i never have anything to do when hes around

[lament zealot]

based lmao

[simple sage]

Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[high sail]

What

[feral fable]

shut up

[neon vale]

hes also mega funny to quote so ofc i dont want him gone yet

[feral fable]

let the adults talk waifuslayer

[neon vale]

sack bruh i am trying to talk

[feral fable]

shut the up

[neon vale]

to waifuslayer

[feral fable]

I am TALKING here

[high sail]

Shut up
@neon vale continue

[pulsar spindle]

Leave my goober alone

[lament zealot]

mid quotes tbh

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/fishing-gif-23289355

[neon vale]

nah
i have stated my piece

[high sail]

Alright

[feral fable]

your father left your life kid

[neon vale]

then you find better ones
we need more funny quotes flying around

[simple sage]

Johnny Johnson#5065 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[pulsar spindle]

L

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1064987665814007858/caption-1.gif

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/240196923644968960/1097724061490102282/rapidsave.com_1grek6pu9qla1.gif

[feral fable]

damn is it just me or those cheeks are double stuffed

[lament zealot]

ok I sleep, screw u guys

[feral fable]

shut up

[neon vale]

yeah im gonna hit the sack also

[feral fable]

Don't

Do not hit it

[neon vale]

why not

[feral fable]

it'll be gone before you're able to hit it

[neon vale]

not my burlap sack bed 😭

[feral fable]

it's GONE

[neon vale]

ill hit the hay then

[feral fable]

ok

[neon vale]

after listening to israel kamakawiwo'ole of course

it has become bedtime tradition

https://open.spotify.com/track/25U7raB3ZSszayTYClh4hF?si=bee8b19ca7bd48c3

[feral fable]

Ficl

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-red-scarf-dog-red-scarf-scarf-stretched-gif-27439095

[teal oracle]

Morning

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/good-morning-gif-26316305

😺

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/439065261409173505/1042222785314963456/IMG_4500.gif?width=535&height=606

root bare

🫢

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525944523612749844/1070626958142079006/freeze-3.gif

[small ice]

I love this video

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1071029707027517510/DF7B7B56-E0C1-48B6-ADB8-29E15CCE35C0.gif

mr breast

[high sail]

I love the person who posted this video

[atomic lynx]

I saw what you deleted

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/396839269618024449/595486752286965762/image0.gif

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/farcy6-farcry-anton-castillo-giancarlo-esposito-giancarlo-gif-23370999

[arctic star]

Me on my way to throw the most personal insults at someone because they called themselves a stalker fan while only having played anomaly

[small ice]

fr

[atomic lynx]

Only playing Anomaly is fine IMO, but when you start talking bad the OG Trio after only playing Anomaly is crossing the line

[small ice]

interesting

[atomic lynx]

Like I can understand why some people start with Anomaly, because of the OG games being buggy af with witchcraft engine

But that doesn't give you the right to talk shit about the OG Trio

[arctic star]

I remember someone starting to end about how much more they k ow about the lore than the others in the conversation (he didn't even know who strelok was)

[atomic lynx]

Anomaly assumes that you know the entire lore

[arctic star]

Lmao

[atomic lynx]

That's why it's main quests are ass

Because it assumes you know the lore

[arctic star]

That reminds me i still haven't gotten the true ending on SoC cause of how buggy that game is

"stalker anomaly? Idk man sounds like you want to play single player tarkov"

[atomic lynx]

Like IMHO, you can experience Stalker however you like, OG, Anomaly, Gamma, EFP... However you want you can enjoy it

BUT

[pulsar spindle]

:3

[arctic star]

Just don't expect me to take you seriously in a conversation about stalker if you haven't played the originals

[cinder crag]

true. its okay to have a wrong opinion

[atomic lynx]

If you ask that if you can turn off anomalies and mutants, you deserve to be bullied

[atomic lynx]

I am playing OG Trio rn, about to finish CS then gonna play CoP

[cinder crag]

bro you're literally not real shut up

you're literally just his alt

[arctic star]

People actually ask that.........?

[atomic lynx]

Yes

[arctic star]

Dear god

[atomic lynx]

The newcomers who play Gamma ask it

[cinder crag]

the same type of people who get the mod that disables the alien in alien isolation

[atomic lynx]

Because they want more of a Tarkov experience

Over what Stalker really is

[pulsar spindle]

No I'm not the alt

[cinder crag]

yeah you are

[pulsar spindle]

Nah

[cinder crag]

neither of you talk at the same time

[pulsar spindle]

Proof

Well rn they are at school

I'm about to sleep

They tell me

Nah

[cinder crag]

you talk like him too

[pulsar spindle]

I have class at 11pm?

[cinder crag]

yeah

[atomic lynx]

They are literally this close to e-dating

[cinder crag]

e dating is disgusting

literally go outside and talk to people you social outcast

[atomic lynx]

Touch grass

[pulsar spindle]

I have talked to people outside

[cinder crag]

this is why your mother avoids conversation with you

[cinder crag]

past tense 💀

im not talking to yoy

[atomic lynx]

Damn dude, that's like Heaven

[cinder crag]

aspen doesn't understand how to socialize

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah the last person I talked to ended up being a person who likes banging dead bodies, so I kinda don't wanna talk to people outside anymore

[cinder crag]

at least he admitted it

this GUY

[pulsar spindle]

Also my mother doesn't talk to me because she is dead

[high sail]

<3

[atomic lynx]

I'm sorry to hear that dude

[pulsar spindle]

I hate it so much when people say they are sorry about it

Like its in the past, almost 8 years now

[atomic lynx]

Well, I am saying it because I experienced the same with my dad

[atomic lynx]

3 years since we lost him to Covid

[pulsar spindle]

I've survived covid twice now

[atomic lynx]

I survived it once

[pulsar spindle]

Covid wasn't as bad as my diabetes hospital visits

[atomic lynx]

My father had an internal bleeding after trying to pull out the breathing tube when he woke up, died on his sleep overnight

God my mother's screams from my dad's death new coming to us is still on my ears

He died on their marriage anniversary

[pulsar spindle]

With covid i only had a bad cough and couldn't taste ketchup, diabetes i was hooked up to 5 IV drips, at least 3 weeks max visit each time

[atomic lynx]

When I had Covid it straight went to my lungs, and we also found out that my lungs alo had some water stored in it

So I had to stay in hospital for 4 days

[exotic kettle]

The Security Service of Ukraine is calling all right-minded and loyal citizens to collaborate with the authorities. Report all known cases of stalking! Do not let the looters hide behind your backs! They bring radioactive, unidentified items from the Zone that are highly dangerous for human health and life! Only with your help can we eliminate this hideous phenomenon! Do not put your lives and the lives of your families at risk for the sake of dubious profit!

[atomic lynx]

Post Covid Asthma?

I had that happen to me after recovering from Covid

[pulsar spindle]

Hospitals here are really expensive because Healthcare isn't free

[high sail]

Damn

[pulsar spindle]

Yeah

The food in certain hospitals are literally awesome

[high sail]

♥️

[pulsar spindle]

I mean you don't go there for the food but still

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-happiness-incident-gif-22327225

[exotic kettle]

Btw how you all doing

[pulsar spindle]

@high sail start drinking

[exotic kettle]

Are dentists expensive there?

[high sail]

Hehe

[pulsar spindle]

You need to start drinking it

[exotic kettle]

Where u stalkers from

[atomic lynx]

That looks tasty, my hospital gold was vegetables and soup

[exotic kettle]

Wash your teeths.

[small ice]

🇵🇱 ** **

[atomic lynx]

Turkey

[exotic kettle]

Brazil, greetings

[pulsar spindle]

Worst place in America, guess

[exotic kettle]

Why?

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806365159156744193/1096855369940205598/94BF19F3-49D5-4331-801F-12DA908CE9F2.gif

[exotic kettle]

Venezuela is worse than us mate

[atomic lynx]

California?

[pulsar spindle]

Yup

[exotic kettle]

Argentina is worse then us

[small ice]

what tomfoolery is this

[atomic lynx]

I think Turkey is also worse than you guys?

[exotic kettle]

Yeh Brazil is not a big thing but still the bst here lol

Turkey... i dont have a opinion

[pulsar spindle]

I hate it here but I like going around taking stray cats and helping them :3

[exotic kettle]

You turks destroyed Constantinople

Shame of you

[atomic lynx]

We didn't, Ottomans especially didn't touched to the city and it's culture

[exotic kettle]

Yeah i joking xD

[atomic lynx]

Anyways, what good will happen if we argue about past

[exotic kettle]

All good about turks

[pulsar spindle]

I've played all three games lmfao

[exotic kettle]

But yeah Brazil is a hard place

Its like living in a fallout zone

[lusty onyx]

anyone here plays Forts?

[exotic kettle]

Get out here ecologist

Ive played Fallout, Fallout 1 too for nostalgia

[lusty onyx]

no

[exotic kettle]

Fallout 4*

[atomic lynx]

Ok so funny thing, recently Turkey has produced it's own car(named as TOGG). It had a crash with a Renault Polo, TOGG's back side is just destroyed while nothing happened to the Polo

[exotic kettle]

Stay on your bunker ecologist

xD

Even Brazil produced its own carss.

[high sail]

Not yet

[exotic kettle]

We had brazilian companys with brazilian design cars back 70-80's

[pulsar spindle]

This little goober is a stray i decided to pick up from the streets and she has never left since

[exotic kettle]

Back when MILITARY was on command of Brazil lol

[high sail]

Based lets do it

[pulsar spindle]

I've already started lifting again, gonna be doing a lot of running now as well

[exotic kettle]

@lusty onyx all joke bro no bully against ecologist

[lusty onyx]

ik all cool

[high sail]

Fr?

[exotic kettle]

I mean, if you pay us, otherwise...

Othewise you can deal with the zombies yourself.

[lusty onyx]

sorry no pay, i spent all my money on buying shiny rocks

[pulsar spindle]

I swear waifu will probably put me in thigh highs

[exotic kettle]

shiny rocks lol

crack?

[high sail]

Alright

[pulsar spindle]

I've worn a pair before, only because I ran out of regular socks

[high sail]

Didnt you wore a skirt yesterday

[pulsar spindle]

Shhh

[exotic kettle]

Imagine yourself being a coke addict for years and play anomaly or misery mod and finds coke

Thats me.

[pulsar spindle]

That sounds very close to a very bad situation

I'm afraid to ask, with what

[exotic kettle]

Thats why i choose military in game, i shoot the freedom mothafukars who sell coke lol

[pulsar spindle]

Thank god your response was normal

I want @high sail to shoot me with something :3

[high sail]

Jeeze

[pulsar spindle]

I have certain thoughts when I'm all wrapped up in my pink flower blanket

My room is covered in military surplus and other stuff, then the one girly thing but I don't care at all

[exotic kettle]

You guys still playing?

Misery etc.

Is there any new mod/addon (realistic) to play besides misery?

[pulsar spindle]

I've got a long day tomorrow, so I gotta sleep, see you all later

[exotic kettle]

See ya.. hve a good rest stalker.

Its midnight there too?

lol really

where u from?

its 4 morning here

4:00 to be exactly

Cool man, i live in São Paulo - Brazil

Why u blocking me lol

[simple sage]

mad_dog#6547 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[exotic kettle]

femmy friend...

I'm macho

https://tenor.com/view/gay-running-beach-gay-running-gif-23157758

[high sail]

Lol

[teal oracle]

Polish people are not real

[bitter hearth]

Kill me please, im tired, end my suffering

[teal oracle]

Not real

Liar

Not real

Jan = fake AI

Not real

Says the AI

Aspen = automated response

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

Still not real

Automated response

Ignore the AI guys

[high sail]

Imagine

[teal oracle]

Simply not real

He’s not real

He is secretly Finnish

[bitter hearth]

AI, hes not real

[teal oracle]

Not real
Finnish AI
Gonna say perkele any moment

ew

EW

Not real

[bitter hearth]

Tiemo?, that you?

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

I need sugar, yeast to make something

And a beercase

[teal oracle]

Make a cake

[high sail]

Ooooo alright

[teal oracle]

Polish = not real

[bitter hearth]

I saw that aspen, but sadly, polish as a whole country isnt real

[high sail]

Shut up

[teal oracle]

Not real gun

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-beta64-live-reaction-sims3-gif-26272830

[bitter hearth]

Polish just aint real

[candid cloud]

Level 74, damn.

[bitter hearth]

France is real, we just hate it

[teal oracle]

France = hell

[candid cloud]

Ugh... Fr*nch.

[teal oracle]

I’ve met one
He was a nazi

[high sail]

France more like francrap

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

France=hell
Polish=not real

[teal oracle]

Dumbass nazi thinking he’s right

Polish = not real

France Moment

[high sail]

I met one in a discord
Big asshole

[candid cloud]

Ukraine=Good games.

[teal oracle]

Real

[bitter hearth]

Everyone is an asshole to you no?

[high sail]

Not everyone

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/fnb-get-this-man-a-true-gif-25257480

[high sail]

I do not know You

[bitter hearth]

Ukraine=based

[candid cloud]

Everybody saw what the guy deleted.

[teal oracle]

Ukraine = based

[bitter hearth]

Yes, aspen go get a life

[high sail]

Alright

[lusty onyx]

go outside and kiss someone

[teal oracle]

Aspen = cringe

[bitter hearth]

Stop being an internet creep

[candid cloud]

Faker = Gigachad.

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1055037573757665290/1096050893989875712/20EB72F8-508D-4C3D-B69E-889027F1BBA5.gif

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-luigi-smash-bros-smash-bros-ultimate-missing-gif-26523330

[teal oracle]

Real

[lusty onyx]

Teal

[teal oracle]

Tea

[candid cloud]

Te...

[lusty onyx]

tea with milk

[high sail]

I will

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1097897779843571862/caption.gif

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839252457657860166/991489579901267978/caption.gif

[lusty onyx]

kiss yourself

[candid cloud]

Me and my bro listening to me.

[bitter hearth]

NO NONONONO, god has gotten mad at us, milk does not belong with tea!, @gray jetty we are doooomed!

[candid cloud]

(I'm talking about sfm lore.)

[high sail]

Based

[gray jetty]

The milk and tea must alway remain separate

[bitter hearth]

Why tf you so obsessed about that character

[high sail]

Tea with cum

[teal oracle]

I’m gonna put Pilk in tea @lone tusk

[high sail]

I like astolfo

[candid cloud]

Because he is (not readable symbols).

[teal oracle]

Slayer isent real

[high sail]

Isent

[gray jetty]

Heretic

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-eat-gif-25568416

[candid cloud]

You first.

[teal oracle]

Not real

[candid cloud]

It worked!

[bitter hearth]

Aspen, polish isnt real, waifu you arent real, ukraine based, faker chad, lars chad

[teal oracle]

I’m currently on my way to the capital

[high sail]

https://tenor.com/view/sink-deep-emotional-door-open-gif-24011307

[bitter hearth]

Fug france

[teal oracle]

3 hour drive 👍

[candid cloud]

Me who: Do shit in some apps, translates the games, plays the games, what else? Enjoys doing some low-quality animations and very good posters in SFM.

Aspen = not real.

[teal oracle]

Fakest’’Person’’ to exist

[candid cloud]

Aspen = not real + mad.

[bitter hearth]

Me: dying slowly by my own brain, end my suffering, end my suffering, end my suffering

[high sail]

No

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/927209932061831208/1093856132856025169/9.gif

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/551934751712477201/1085193976224686251/reaction-speech-bubble.gif

[small ice]

western pole

[teal oracle]

Not real

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/945168127191285810/1083237573704548423/B72DFEAE-C002-40DB-9653-2A8D56F20282.gif

[bitter hearth]

I use melee machete with my level 60 melee fallout character

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/need-for-speed-most-wanted-drifting-spin-need-for-speed-gif-24099378

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/509049633494794273/1089984582830538842/attachment-1.gif

[bitter hearth]

Real life faker

[high sail]

World of tanks?

[candid cloud]

Nobody:
Waifu looks at the last blocked message and says: WoT?

[bitter hearth]

[candid cloud]

Need For Speed™️ Most Wanted by Criterion Games in 2012.

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568490575339323402/1071029707027517510/DF7B7B56-E0C1-48B6-ADB8-29E15CCE35C0.gif

[bitter hearth]

Alright, time for my medicine, love you all have a great day, be back later

[high sail]

Bai bai

[bitter hearth]

Im taking your mom

To umm, failed joke!, retreat retreat!

[high sail]

Ill take your dad

[candid cloud]

Emission = Mom taker!

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-happiness-incident-gif-22327225

[candid cloud]

How does anyone find this funny?

[teal oracle]

To allah?

[candid cloud]

I mean seriously, how does anyone find this funny?

[high sail]

Woah

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806365159156744193/1096855369940205598/94BF19F3-49D5-4331-801F-12DA908CE9F2.gif

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/марічка-зсу-азов-marichka-azov-gif-26351593

[bitter hearth]

That is actually something we say here, like i will take you to allah, meanin im killing you

[teal oracle]

Very based ngl

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-trollge-speech-bubble-trolled-gif-25033327

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/raised-eyebrow-cat-gif-23850313

wuh?🤨

[teal oracle]

🤨

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/need-for-speed-kuru-hs-nfs-kuru-nfs-nfs-most-wanted-gif-25374100

[bitter hearth]

Yooo i know that guy, forgot his name tho

[high sail]

Try bozo

[candid cloud]

KURU! KURU! WHO IS KURU!

[bitter hearth]

Based need for speed player

Kuru yes!

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/kuru-kuruhs-please-kuru-lecrerc-charles-leclerc-gif-26058824

[bitter hearth]

I can if you come here

[candid cloud]

I MEAN SERIOUSLY WHO IS KURU?

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1080153195029987328/rapidsave.com_90fr1h7tm6ka1.gif

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/525944523612749844/1070626958142079006/freeze-3.gif

[bitter hearth]

Why dont all of you come here, we will drink tea, eat rice and lamb, ride camal, do terrorism then play some need for speed most wanted

[teal oracle]

Terrorism?

[small ice]

05 or 12

[bitter hearth]

Based need for speed player

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/kuruhs-gif-21132921

[teal oracle]

Why don’t you guys come over here
Some of you will freeze to death but that is a sacrifice I’m willing to make

[small ice]

I love nfs mw

[bitter hearth]

I dont mind, my brother is actually going to Norway

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

2005

[candid cloud]

Damn...

[high sail]

Middle of the desert of nowhere?

[candid cloud]

I want to freeze to death.

[small ice]

[bitter hearth]

No my house

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

We got a small town, almost everyone knows me, we got a neighborhood that is full of cats and kittens

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

They breed every year, its lovely there

[teal oracle]

WHERE

Must pet kitties

[small ice]

https://youtu.be/iL-fgVmHbBo💪

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/mmm-yess-pet-kitty-hmm-yes-pet-cat-petting-kitty-gif-25291770

[bitter hearth]

Avrage cat hater

[high sail]

Yeah but where is it

[candid cloud]

He told you.

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/speech-bubble-chicken-gif-26197609

[candid cloud]

In a desert.

[bitter hearth]

In a desert

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kitten-spilling-milk-milk-spilling-gif-25553835

[candid cloud]

You did the Ctrl+C and Ctrl+V, but you deleted the ".", so everyone could think that you wrote it by yourself and didn't steal it from me.

[rough patio]

selfhate

[candid cloud]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1009896403851554837/6E5A524B-CD0F-4929-8442-9E1D7E6D9A45.gif

[bitter hearth]

He hates black haired cats?, RACISM!

Some one get the mods!

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/fman-half-life-alyx-its-called-dark-humor-dark-humor-gif-20528693

[bitter hearth]

Dark humor that is only found in black markets

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-with-red-scarf-dog-red-scarf-scarf-stretched-gif-27439095

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/summon-the-elector-counts-karl-franz-warhammer-gif-24158006

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1094606877914050671/caption-21.gif

https://tenor.com/view/you-gif-25044171

[candid cloud]

For some reason I think it's the Postal dude's hand.

[small ice]

i wouldnt be surprised lmao

https://tenor.com/view/raised-eyebrow-cat-gif-23850313

[candid cloud]

I mean seriously.

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/741945274901200897/997568876239921192/yfXVOfqR.gif

i am ENRAGED.

[bitter hearth]

Why cant ppl be normal, why are there ppl like aspen god?
God: target practice

[small ice]

😾

youre

[bitter hearth]

Everyone sees him self as normal

[small ice]

i dont

i am weird😼

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806365159156744193/1096855369940205598/94BF19F3-49D5-4331-801F-12DA908CE9F2.gif

and youre a crowrilla

nah this aint funny no more😿

[bitter hearth]

Im retardedly wierd

[small ice]

sure thing

[small ice]

lyas...

[high sail]

I do

[small ice]

j

[high sail]

j

[teal oracle]

I don’t

(I caused the Norwegian butter crisis of 2012)

[small ice]

me too😺

fren

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-19460064

[bitter hearth]

@teal oracle cyko says hi!, sorry bad pic

[atomic lynx]

I had to modify a .ini file to bind my flight stick on AC7

[teal oracle]

Aw

[small ice]

hi cyko!

[atomic lynx]

Bruh

My throttle worked

My stick didnt

[high sail]

Use mouse and keyboard

[atomic lynx]

Nuh

[high sail]

Lame

[granite tangle]

aaaaaaa

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/die-kill-leave-terminator2-hell-gif-23110028

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/789661337465782292/977880527568769044/bloody_ell_there_r_all_these_schewpid_blokes.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/823629936706453555/928875252409307166/CYAIyZkFRAe.mp4

[lone tusk]

@rough patio

[candid cloud]

Slurs are bad, which is true.

[lone tusk]

[arctic star]

Skill issue

[nocturne iron]

[bitter hearth]

@polar prairie wanna know how hot it is here?, last night at 10 pm, i go to hospital, today at 9:49, i come back home, my headphones are melted, my mic is also melted

[nocturne iron]

what

[bitter hearth]

Yes

[nocturne iron]

hello

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

Stay outside for 2 hours, ass burn

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

Cooked brain

Guess i need go buy another headphones

[nocturne iron]

I cant comprehend how tf that happens

[bitter hearth]

52 celius

[nocturne iron]

like was it in direct sunlight

holy shit?

[bitter hearth]

No, ontop of desk

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/guinea-pigs-guinea-pig-guinea-pig-piggies-gif-26084907

[nocturne iron]

HOly Fuck? 125F

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/annoying-orange-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-gif-25892339

[bitter hearth]

I got hard gaming mouse and keyboard cause last year, both of my old ones burnt

Later i find em and take pic

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

I need a new strong headphone

[nocturne iron]

I would just simply turn to dust if it was that hot

it's 4C rn

[teal oracle]

[nocturne iron]

nice and comfortable weather

[teal oracle]

12 c rn

Weak

[nocturne iron]

ehh not really

its spring :>

okay I'm 42kg and I can tolerate it fine

[teal oracle]

I’m pretty sure we skipped spring this year
There are STILL no leaves on the trees

[bitter hearth]

Either woman or femboy

[nocturne iron]

5'3

[bitter hearth]

@void kelp

[bitter hearth]

Im used to, i lived in a forest ones, uptop a mountain it was 3celsius there, in summer it wont go more than 23 celsius, when i came here first time, i got nose bleed and all, but i got used to it

I turned abit black too, sun burnt my skin

[nocturne iron]

I burn immediately in the sun

[bitter hearth]

Like my hands got brown, my stomach is white af

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

im ironically not, I'm Portuguese (and whatever tf my fathers side is)

[bitter hearth]

But in the desert nights it gets -0 celsius

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

I've lived in a desert before

but it was in the mountains

it never really went above 40.5C

[bitter hearth]

Im used to both, cause i have my friends forest of datte trees to take care of, and homie nights where we camp in the no where, later i bring yall photos

[teal oracle]

That’s
Hardly anything

How much during winter

[nocturne iron]

just last February the temp dropped to -33C here

[bitter hearth]

So cold where sand has an ice layer ontop of it

[teal oracle]

Jesus Christ

[bitter hearth]

No snow tho

[nocturne iron]

yeah it was a little frosty

[bitter hearth]

I miss snow

[nocturne iron]

me too we didn't get any this year

[teal oracle]

We got too much this year

[nocturne iron]

I didnt get to sled

[bitter hearth]

All i got is hot yellow snow

[teal oracle]

Snow started melting like
A few weeks ago

It was above freezing and it WOULDENT MELT

it was above freezing temperatures for WEEKS

[nocturne iron]

uh

fake snow

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

[bitter hearth]

And im here having sweaty ass balls working in a company in a room without air-conditioner

[nocturne iron]

dude I hope you're okay and staying hydrated

[bitter hearth]

Its ramadan, what is hydration

[nocturne iron]

°~°

[bitter hearth]

Its alright dw about it, here ppl are used to it

[nocturne iron]

be careful your balls might melt off

[bitter hearth]

If too much they take ice baths

[nocturne iron]

that's wild, no one is concerned about heat stroke?

[teal oracle]

Oh no

Not real

[bitter hearth]

Our houses are pretty cold, with air conditioning, but school and work?

Cheap ahh ppl

[teal oracle]

I will send you to Jesus

[bitter hearth]

My christian brother, send me to allah instead

[nocturne iron]

cool I've been looking for Jésus he said he had a new shipment of coke

can you even write 95 theses?

[bitter hearth]

95 theses

[nocturne iron]

Martin Luther, wrote a 95 thesis critique on catholicism in 1517

[ripe merlin]

@void kelp this u

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

This is him fr fr, @candid cloud look at this goofy ahh

[candid cloud]

No way.

[lone tusk]

That's a chicken

[candid cloud]

He's ugly.

[bitter hearth]

Lmfao

He looks albanian

[bitter hearth]

Aspen wtf

[nocturne iron]

I think this is @void kelp actually

[bitter hearth]

Aspen posted cringe

You arent a man, i new it, a man cannot be 54 kilo+

A bearded man doesnt wear skirts!

[ripe merlin]

ROCK AND STONE

[bitter hearth]

ROCK AND STONE

WE'RE RICH!

[bitter hearth]

Lmfao

True

[crimson moat]

I wonder if it's edible

[simple sage]

Koteł#3838 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[crimson moat]

Aw :)

Shame

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

I like everyone just dont annoy me or be weird

[teal oracle]

Amazing

[nocturne iron]

oh damn it's 4/20

Freedom time

[crimson moat]

I was joking too

[teal oracle]

[crimson moat]

A wolf!!

[teal oracle]

Anarchist

[crimson moat]

But there's a wolf in background

[nocturne iron]

misread that as antichrist

yeah the freedom patch is a wolf

[bitter hearth]

Lmfao

[bitter hearth]

I read boar not freedom on that patch

[nocturne iron]

it's in Russian

I misread it as Boner

[bitter hearth]

Like dig bick?, you misread it too?

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[bitter hearth]

Lmao, like trolling

[obsidian brook]

How Zoidberg got into the Zone?

[bitter hearth]

Oh.no molt is here run!

[obsidian brook]

[bitter hearth]

Im joking, we love mol1t

[obsidian brook]

my disappointment is immeasurable...

[bitter hearth]

Have you tried dead cells yet?

[obsidian brook]

Yeah, I played like 8 hours

It was fun

[bitter hearth]

Based

[obsidian brook]

Will play more in the future

[high sail]

Cool

[teal oracle]

Ate kebab
My stomach is in rebellion

So worth it

[bitter hearth]

I want to play pizza tower, reminds me soo much of warrio game

[small ice]

hi

[obsidian brook]

👋🏻

[bitter hearth]

Hi aiden

[small ice]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-hi-chat-hi-cat-cat-hi-gif-22514181

[bitter hearth]

Welp, im gonna go, have a great day stalkers!

[nocturne iron]

see ya later emission

[candid cloud]

Alright, Jack, let's play UNO.
Armstrong, I don't have it.
Wtf, Jack?! It comes with your Xbox!
No, it doesn't.
It just does!

[sharp moss]

me on the left

[bitter hearth]

@nocturne iron @candid cloud @teal oracle @lone tusk survivng, preparing mint tea straight from new plant

avrage labidi weekend

[nocturne iron]

https://tenor.com/view/ninomae-inanis-takodachi-tako-no-horni-horni-gif-26104396

[teal oracle]

Pedofelia

[bitter hearth]

i mean emission weekend

[teal oracle]

Cool

[bitter hearth]

dattes are delicious boah

[nocturne iron]

it looks beautiful out there

[bitter hearth]

it is, specialy in the night

[candid cloud]

Guys.

You didn't get it?

[nocturne iron]

there must be thousands of stars

[bitter hearth]

there is

[candid cloud]

He's using random photos from Google Images.

[bitter hearth]

get what?

lmfao

it is my pics

[small ice]

black mesa's in the distance...

[bitter hearth]

@obsidian brook

[obsidian brook]

[nocturne iron]

that's gotta be turmeric

[teal oracle]

Some pictures from a road trip

[small ice]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/455236204477022208/1098545539441766451/20230418_071014.jpg

[bitter hearth]

this is my town when protest, i was up there in that tower

[nocturne iron]

I got horseshoe crabs

[bitter hearth]

i hate those crabs, scary lookin

[nocturne iron]

they're very nice

[small ice]

theyre cute

[nocturne iron]

sometimes they need help because they get flipped over

[nocturne iron]

they have 8 eyes

and are actually arachnids

so giant armored ocean spiders

[teal oracle]

Horrors from the abyss

[bitter hearth]

WHAT???

[teal oracle]

I have a deep fear of spiders, no thank you

[small ice]

Clyde is on something

[nocturne iron]

Horrors from Massachusetts

[teal oracle]

Good heavens the humanity!

[bitter hearth]

someone, dm me to send you what i tried to send

tell me if its explicit

[nocturne iron]

hit me with it

[small ice]

same

[bitter hearth]

WHAT???

why is it explicit for me!

?

nah, bullcrap

[nocturne iron]

lol

[bitter hearth]

racism

[nocturne iron]

Clyde is racist buddy

[bitter hearth]

@lone tusk clyde is being racist, didnt allow me to send this, anyway here this meme

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-jesus-i-will-send-you-to-jesus-gif-25817244

[candid cloud]

Are you talking about this meme???

[candid cloud]

@bitter hearth , you don't know what it says, don't you?

[bitter hearth]

no idea
wish i can know what it says

[high sail]

Rice is great

[bitter hearth]

it is very great, my favorite meal

[candid cloud]

Boy, the time has come! Let's go and vote! Faster, faster, faster! Move to #💬┃en_offtop!

UA_01, we have lost the connection with English division, tell us about the situation in #💬┃en_offtop.

The banning division almost killed us! We almost lost the battle!

20 minutes earlier.

30 seconds.

EN_offtop is wack.

Listen here, #💬┃en_offtop is about to ban one guy, and we need to assist them!

BAN! JUMP!

[bitter hearth]

i dont like goth girls
i like tomboy girls

[nocturne iron]

based

[bitter hearth]

it would be based if it actually said that, based meme

[candid cloud]

It actually said that, but in Ukrainian and in my dub.

[nocturne iron]

:]

[bitter hearth]

what just got deleted

just saw white screen

[old stone]

Something I posted. I deleted it.

I will spoiler it.

[bitter hearth]

tomboy based, it understand, it strong

[old stone]

Tomboy does not have to look like a boy. She can have long hair and wear a dress. It has to do with masculine hobbies.

[candid cloud]

What about boys' activities except masculine hobbies?

[bitter hearth]

nah racist ahh mf

damn, embed failed too

i should kill my self

[nocturne iron]

bruh

[small ice]

😈

[nocturne iron]

he's melting

:)

[nocturne iron]

goths or visigoths

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/filthy-frank-hang-suicide-gif-13398060

[bitter hearth]

chivarly?

or what was the games name?

[atomic lynx]

Am playing Arma 3

God I missed this game

[bitter hearth]

based

[atomic lynx]

Though I remember why I left it. The server I was playing was getting toxic

[nocturne iron]

I need to get my hair dyed again :/

[bitter hearth]

im too energetic today, i feel weird, i hate it

[nocturne iron]

the pink washed out

how are people supposed to know I'm quirky and mentally ill from a distance now

[atomic lynx]

I forgot Arma 3 is an unoptimized mess

The frames are chugging on cinematic

[nocturne iron]

you know how poisonous animals have bright colors to signify their toxins? that's why women dye their hair bright weird colors

(protip)

blue is the worst stay away from girls with blue hair

[atomic lynx]

When I hit Autodetect the game sets every setting to Ultra

For some unknown reason

[high sail]

Goth....
Girls...

[high sail]

And cute guys

[ripe merlin]

MORDHAU

It free on epic games till 20th

First time seeing this bug, it's goofy as hell

[bitter hearth]

bruh

[terse zealot]

Faction wars in memes channel

[ripe merlin]

It's a great game

[terse zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls3-dancing-knight-fortnite-dance-groove-gif-16952906

[bitter hearth]

sadly not on steam, i dont work with epic games

[teal oracle]

Clutch

[high sail]

What

[inland kelp]

Facts

[bitter hearth]

arent you gay or something

[teal oracle]

Not real

[bitter hearth]

aah you like bikes

[inland kelp]

Brotha

[bitter hearth]

i like bikes too, fun in the desert hills

[teal oracle]

My fcking bike got stolen

[ripe merlin]

It's a double edged sword, available on both platforms

[bitter hearth]

not free on steam

[inland kelp]

Why would I date one?

[lone tusk]

Brazil reference??????

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

tf?

[candid cloud]

But free in Epic Games.

[bitter hearth]

weak ahh

[teal oracle]

One should have equal power in a relationship
Communication is key

[ripe merlin]

You can get steam key for like 10 bucks on g2a I think

[inland kelp]

No thanks, i'm a dominant bi male

[bitter hearth]

im a ticking bomb

[ripe merlin]

For honor is shit, BOOO

[teal oracle]

Nah
My friend who dislikes for honor tried Mordhau
He thinks for honor is better in every way

Parry = reward? You get none!

[ripe merlin]

Your friends opinion doesn't matter

[teal oracle]

Just keep throwing attacks

Mindless gameplay

[ripe merlin]

Bro parrying isn't supposed to grant you a free hit

[teal oracle]

No reads, no way to guarantee damage

[ripe merlin]

Boohoo no guaranteed damage

[teal oracle]

For honor has a smoother reward mechanic

[ripe merlin]

Skilled games are too hard for me

[teal oracle]

Addiecy have you even tried for honor

[ripe merlin]

Yes

[teal oracle]

How many hours

[inland kelp]

I prefer men but women are more hot tbh

[ripe merlin]

Shit, he waves a longsword like it's 10 tons, and mf spins around zweiahnder when he's switching guards

[teal oracle]

Addiecy how many hours in for honor

[ripe merlin]

46

[teal oracle]

Your opinion is invalid

[ripe merlin]

Your friend hasn't played for 5 hours

[bitter hearth]

all yall opinion is invalid, chivarly is the game of men!

[teal oracle]

You start to realise the true mechanics of for honor when you become immune to the pain
So roughly 300 hours in

[inland kelp]

*DRG is a game for real men

[ripe merlin]

More casual mordhau but still better than for honor

[teal oracle]

It has good mechanics

[ripe merlin]

You need 600 hours in mordhau to get good

[teal oracle]

Opinion = invalid

Can’t judge it if you have hardly tried. It
Get good scrub

[bitter hearth]

@candid cloud

[ripe merlin]

You never played mordhau, I played both

Your opinion is more invalid

[teal oracle]

You hardly played for honor
Invalid opinion

Oh no I’m bad at video game it must be the games fault!

[high sail]

Same

[teal oracle]

Real coping hours

[ripe merlin]

Literally what your friend said