bro what
#💬┃en_offtop
cinder crag
neon vale
aint spongebob the only non-anthropomorphized animal 💀
hes the only character that isnt an animal
other than the pirate, hes cool
or shows like regular show, which have talking animals as its main characters
lament zealot
Actually
neon vale
i wouldnt call that show furry either
lament zealot
SpongeBob clearly isn’t a furry show. But is it a SCALIE show?
neon vale
dense star
based dog
dense star
wtf is this
neon vale
a chinese wojak
dense star
💀
neon vale
high sail
Only a small incovenience
runic glacier
teal oracle
Morning
pulsar spindle
misty jasper
Such a good start for a day, one of my favorite songs was unblocked in spotify
nocturne rock
Heya
small ice
hiii
stray ridge
rough patio
https://tenor.com/view/%D0%BB%D1%8F%D1%87%D0%BD%D0%BE-%D0%B7%D1%80%D0%BE%D0%B7-%...
That monkey wants to rip out my soul
rough patio
wolf knows the timing
nocturne rock
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/806365159156744193/1096855369940205598/...
щзх, chornobyl crow?
woeful gorge
grow
cunning quartz
granite tangle
ripe merlin
lone tusk
candid cloud
simple sageBOT
Ozelov#9042 has been warned
rough patio
dammit
pulsar spindle
Lmao
misty jasper
try cursing in some other language to see if Wolf punishes you
a fun little experiment
simple sageBOT
Ozelov#9042 has been warned
misty jasper
lmao
simple sageBOT
Ozelov#9042 has been warned
rough patio
he is slow with it
misty jasper
but still, Wolf knows
misty jasper
huh
old stone
small ice
atomic lynx
dies to first mutant pack 5 times
small ice
Fish
teal oracle
teal oracle
small ice
mamoos
atomic lynx
teal oracle
atomic lynx
Yea, I think I saw something
small ice
small ice
bruh💀
teal oracle
@carmine forge dead?
candid cloud
Tbh, be quiet.
nocturne iron
good morning my dudes
shit I just remembered I'm out of energy drinks
it's 6 am
concerta gave me hallucinations
cunning quartz
nocturne iron
im on focalin
bronze oxide
nocturne iron
yeah they were weird too
but honestly really funny
I kept seeing gondola walking around
eughh yeah concerta messed me up
not as bad as Strattera
rip
I just got a refill on mine
nocturne iron
if you ever want to experience true mania take Rexulti
my side effect is no hunger
I cant eat for the 6 hours it lasts
I was prescribed rexulti for SAD and then I didn't sleep for 3 days
turns out, rexulti is for schizophrenia
misty jasper
I could eat all the time, which ain't bad since i'm underweight but still bad 'cause student budget
nocturne iron
im under 100lbs (45kg)
I cant gain weight because of my meds
im trying to remember which other meds gave me awful side effects lol
hard orbit
nocturne iron
there was welbutrin, it made me blackout randomly during the day
wait there's more than just two of those damned things
bruh they're multiplying
rough patio
misty jasper
im trying to remember which other meds gave me awful side effects lol
I was given panacod after my tonsils were cut off and that med made me high
Had to be taken to ER because i was so out of it and refused to eat/drink
Don't remember much of that day
small ice
damn
misty jasper
Good times
Tho they gave me a new med so it was no more trips for me
sharp moss
@gray jetty Get real
** **
runic glacier
urban coral
<@390297088409206797> , https://youtu.be/6j8cJ8QqP4I .
Based
candid cloud
lone tusk
@runic glacier people don't even know what call of chernobyl is
runic glacier
<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581>
<@574581477459755008> people don't even know wh...
huh?
runic glacier
That generation is lost
https://youtu.be/LFFYAyKPplE
people should watch this
lone tusk
https://youtu.be/LFFYAyKPplE
people should watch this
Also imma go change the head meshe of the zombies today
runic glacier
Also imma go change the head meshe of the zombies today
whatever
runic glacier
lone tusk
lone tusk
That's the animations reference i think
teal oracle
lone tusk
If you select none he will use the generic animations
To get a specific one you need to find the animations reference
sharp moss
That generation is lost
Zoomies have awful opinions on just about everything go figure
"Artifical difficulty simulators are tots more fun then the OG games bruh frfr"
lone tusk
Zoomies have awful opinions on just about everything go figure <:smile_strelok:5...
Dude think I'm making anomaly more like call of chernobyl
He probably don't even know what call of chernobyl is
lone tusk
"Artifical difficulty simulators are tots more fun then the OG games bruh frfr"
This reminded me a dude in the #⭐┃nospoilers_general asking what stalker game runs gamma
teal oracle
lone tusk
I was like: i give up
lone tusk
<:controller_b_right:619173603161669662>
Look lars: tom nook
teal oracle
What about him
lone tusk
What about him
He is a friendly fella in animal crossing
teal oracle
He’s a rentoid
lone tusk
And my new personality this week
teal oracle
Damnit
lone tusk
hushed condor
https://youtu.be/LFFYAyKPplE
people should watch this
Stalker Anomaly isn’t bad but there is so many people who haven’t played any stalker game at all and went straight to anomaly. They also try to make stalker into Tarkov and then if they don’t get something they flood the communities with questions about things they’d know if they played the original trilogy or searched a simple video.
sharp moss
Stalker Anomaly isn’t bad but there is so many people who haven’t played any sta...
Secondary spotted, Jarvis unleash the nuclear missile
hushed condor
Secondary spotted, Jarvis unleash the nuclear missile
Anti-air defense activated
The missile shaker
lone tusk
Anti-air defense activated
You didn't play enough ace combat to unlock this
hushed condor
I really only play (for anomaly) the old world add on however
runic glacier
Stalker Anomaly isn’t bad but there is so many people who haven’t played any sta...
yeah tbh anomaly is just far away from stalker mechanics
thankfully i play SoC first
ripe merlin
runic glacier
because that most popular stalker game
sharp moss
Anti-air defense activated
That's not how...whatever, point is: Anomaly is only fun to secondaries who have never even heard of Stalker, to anyone who has done this rodeo before with CoC it's boring and a waste of time to play.
runic glacier
because that most popular stalker game
then i little bit try Anomaly but it really hard asf
hushed condor
That's not how...whatever, point is: Anomaly is only fun to secondaries who have...
I do agree with what you’ve said here
runic glacier
its kinda different from stalker
prisma zephyr
Anomaly seems overly complicated
hushed condor
Anomaly seems overly complicated
It is
lone tusk
Anomaly seems overly complicated
Bc misery is poop
sharp moss
Bc misery is poop
Misery didn't introduce 50 thousand items
prisma zephyr
Bc misery is poop
Is that what it's based on?
hushed condor
That’s why I play old world. It limits the guns you’ve got to choose from to the original guns in the Stalker games and a few cut ones such as the P90. It also takes out that damn cooking system and other crafting things aside from workbenches
prisma zephyr
I need the weapon mods lol
sharp moss
It had useless items, but relatively few in comparison to modern day Anomaly
lone tusk
My mod is pretty hard, you can get killed by a few 7.62 shots if you mess around and don't have useless craft mechanics and overpriced itens and stupid radiation.
prisma zephyr
STALKERs inventory of guns was surprisingly limited
hushed condor
Well, they haven’t updated their games in almost a decade
runic glacier
That’s why I play old world. It limits the guns you’ve got to choose from to the...
GSH-18 too
it can be found at SoC texture file
lone tusk
Is that what it's based on?
Last day, call of misery, area, rttn , anomaly, gamma they are all misery sons that's why i don't like then
hushed condor
GSH-18 too
They don’t have that in the addon I think
small ice
https://tenor.com/view/fnaf3menu-gif-23357335
me rn
hushed condor
But yeah, I know that’s a cut weapon
runic glacier
also AK-47 from old build
sharp moss
Misery introduced the whole idea of artificial difficulty, in eastern mods difficulty was usually done by just swarming you with a ton of mutants, not having a dude in a trenchcoat tank bullet after bullet
hushed condor
I’ve gtg soon stalkers, good hunting
runic glacier
prisma zephyr
Misery introduced the whole idea of artificial difficulty, in eastern mods diffi...
It's economy was also wack
lone tusk
It's economy was also wack
Not juat this dude, anomaly is the westernization of stalker
It's completely contrary to what the main games did
Taticol stuff, milsim, dumb quests
Is no longer stalker at all
runic glacier
Taticol stuff, milsim, dumb quests
question how the hell i can complete this in CoC
lone tusk
That's why people came here joining factions that they don't even know what their purpose is
90% of the anomaly players don't even know why duty fight freedom
prisma zephyr
Taticol stuff, milsim, dumb quests
Ngl I like guns actually functioning somewhat like irl. At least in the sense of bullets not going 50 feet to the left of where I am aiming
But I get you
lone tusk
Ngl I like guns actually functioning somewhat like irl. At least in the sense o...
That's different dude
Anomaly don't use ao
prisma zephyr
I was just saying as an aside lol
lone tusk
Anomaly weapons system is almost ready or not
You need to clean your gun, kiss you gun, put 4727273 scopes, 2837373 silencers and night vision
prisma zephyr
The whole gun building just looks like a nuisance
lone tusk
I use ao and stoc, they are simple, they add more guns you pick one you go and make warcrimes
prisma zephyr
All they do is extend the amount of time you are in the murder hobo phase
nocturne iron
I was given panacod after my tonsils were cut off and that med made me high
when I had my tonsils removed I was given codine but it was cherry flavoured so I refused to take the pain killer because it tasted so bad
lone tusk
They should add trench shotguns
Theres a ww2 guns mod for coc
But however
Theres already a shotgun very similar to the trench gun from the us
So i dom think i will port any gun
hushed condor
Your choice
prisma zephyr
I remember playing L.U.R.K. mod and other smaller ones back in the day lol. Kids will never know
lone tusk
Maybe the german ww2 guns
hushed condor
I’d slightly recommend it but not really
nocturne iron
I wish I knew how to install mods lmfao
hushed condor
It’s only good for its warfare
nocturne iron
I just have Crash do it for me
hushed condor
Otherwise it’s kind of boring as hell
lone tusk
I wish I knew how to install mods lmfao
lone tusk
It’s only good for its warfare
My warfare is unique the spawm points got absurd numbers
sharp moss
Why don't you just play the og games and find out for yourself lmao
prisma zephyr
I wish I knew how to install mods lmfao
It's not really that hard once you know what you're doing
lone tusk
My warfare is unique the spawm points got absurd numbers
Theres just too many stalkers
nocturne iron
<:controller_b_right:619173603161669662>
im a little stoopid when it comes to computers and things
I get nervous I'll break something
prisma zephyr
Theres just too many stalkers
I usually turned the amount of stalkers down in CoC honestly, but I ran damage mods too
hushed condor
It’s good but it is has too much mechanics to be considered a stalker
nocturne iron
probably because my first PC was a Mac mini that I tried to play minecraft on and that poor machine struggled so bad
so I thought anything I did was breaking it
hushed condor
probably because my first PC was a Mac mini that I tried to play minecraft on an...
The machine got burnt up so bad a rock from space entering the atmosphere would’ve been jealous
lone tusk
I usually turned the amount of stalkers down in CoC honestly, but I ran damage m...
Warfare damage is only half the damage from my main gamel for balance purpose.
The main game you csn get killed in few shots
Warfare you can tank, bc theres just too many enemies it would be unfair
prisma zephyr
I get nervous I'll break something
Idk about steam but if you got it elsewhere you could copy the whole game and modify that, so you could have 5 different copies running 5 different mods
nocturne iron
The machine got burnt up so bad a rock from space entering the atmosphere would’...
it's true that poor thing screamed for mercy when trying to load minecraft
sharp moss
It's a boring walking simulator in my opinion
nocturne iron
it ran at a solid 12fps on minimum settings
prisma zephyr
Warfare damage is only half the damage from my main gamel for balance purpose.
T...
I did the literal opposite in coc lol
hushed condor
it's true that poor thing screamed for mercy when trying to load minecraft
When you blew up TNT in Minecraft your computer would’ve exploded
nocturne iron
When you blew up TNT in Minecraft your computer would’ve exploded
it crashed my computer bad I had to unplug it from the wall once
hushed condor
Unplug its life support
lone tusk
hushed condor
lone tusk
nocturne iron
power button didn't do anything
nocturne iron
I kept 3 cases in my locker when I was at school
hushed condor
<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581>
lone tusk
🧱
rough patio
azure spade
nocturne iron
yeah what flavor
hushed condor
I kept 3 cases in my locker when I was at school
I don’t drink energy drinks, I almost became a caffeine addict during my sport season
rough patio
nocturne iron
I already am addicted to caffeine
lone tusk
lone tusk
I'm tom nook now
teal oracle
Shut
nocturne iron
pink is a good flavor
hushed condor
The missile shaker
prisma zephyr
They need a black and white picture of a plushie in a doorway with a knife. Just seems like a fitting meme
teal oracle
hushed condor
Cya stalkers later
nocturne iron
what flag was that
lone tusk
lone tusk
@rough patio
prisma zephyr
what flag was that
Alphabet flag it looks like
nocturne iron
yeah I don't know which one
prisma zephyr
Fake it doesn't look like piss
nocturne iron
the redbull yellow edition looks like piss
rough patio
<@944551355278848031>
pet the neco arc
teal oracle
I like the monarch one
nocturne iron
does it make me extra female
teal oracle
does it make me extra female
Yes
nocturne iron
YEAHHHH
teal oracle
Woman+
nocturne iron
alright time to drink my redbull at a moderate pace
it takes me 6 hours to drink one can
I used to be
im not goth anymore
me too
prisma zephyr
I just got witcher 3 on spring sale actually
nocturne iron
how is it?
prisma zephyr
But work today so RIP
gray jetty
<@211202671456157696> Get real
nocturne iron
But work today so RIP
I left my job lol
prisma zephyr
I got it last night and passed out lol ill let you know later
nocturne iron
they stopped giving me hours
prisma zephyr
I played some of witcher 2, it was all about preparation
prisma zephyr
they stopped giving me hours
Oof. Season is just picking up for tree trimming lol
nocturne iron
im allergic to tree pollen really bad lol
I'd have to wear a respirator
yikes
better log off then
¿
ok
misty jasper
You sure about that
teal oracle
Are women real
nocturne iron
sometimes
prisma zephyr
Are women real
No they are a government conspiracy, like birds
nocturne iron
is my bird a government conspiracy?
prisma zephyr
Yes
nocturne iron
I'll ask him
prisma zephyr
It's a robot that they are watching you with
nocturne iron
he gave me a kiss
prisma zephyr
teal oracle
No they are a government conspiracy, like birds
Birds aren’t real
nocturne iron
he bit me when I asked if he worked for the CIA
teal oracle
nocturne iron
so
prisma zephyr
Birds aren’t real
prisma zephyr
he bit me when I asked if he worked for the CIA
See he got defensive def proof he is cia
prisma zephyr
teal oracle
shy narwhal
@teal oracle
teal oracle
Clearly an automated response
nocturne iron
See he got defensive def proof he is cia
does this look like a spy to you?
shy narwhal
teal oracle
<@581910010003456010>
What is it my most tolerable Italian
teal oracle
does this look like a spy to you?
Oh absolutely
teal oracle
James Bond villain right there
lone tusk
hard orbit
pussy's
shy narwhal
prisma zephyr
Stolen from me
It's ok I stole it too
teal oracle
lone tusk
Stolen from me
Tom nook knows where they are, say
"Help me nook" to get yours kitty's back
runic glacier
bitter hearth
hello stalkers
lone tusk
i clean up my phone, now i only have ancient neco memes and my counter striker pics
bitter hearth
i do not know at all, i dm him still no answer for 3 weeks and a half
im worried about him, but i think he took a vacation off
lone tusk
Me was still in ukraine i hope he is alright
bitter hearth
me too
lament zealot
ripe merlin
high sail
Booty shorts are funny
lone tusk
teal oracle
lone tusk
https://youtu.be/YcGTQPFwdGo
Resident evil dead aim plot be like
ripe merlin
lone tusk
ancient screenshots of me playing r6 vegas
shy narwhal
@valid jay who's the one in your pfp
granite tangle
Booty shorts are funny
how
lone tusk
@neon vale whashington post made a entire article demonizing tom nook bc he is a land lord. But actually is just a kids game and he is just a funny raccoon dude
I give up
No more
I'm done
shy narwhal
Yes
teal oracle
candid cloud
I declare the first animal crossing war against the modern world
You became a slave...
lone tusk
~~You became a slave...~~
You became a grave
candid cloud
Proof?
teal oracle
teal oracle
lone tusk
candid cloud
lone tusk
teal oracle
lone tusk
polar prairie
hii guys!!
lone tusk
hii guys!!
Sup
granite tangle
You're making this chat cringer
you're cringe
sharp moss
lone tusk
you're cringe<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581>
No I'm a raccoon
candid cloud
you're cringe<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581>
Spoiler: Elmost everyone in this chat is cringe.
candid cloud
Is that a Nissan on the left of Porsche?
rough patio
Spoiler: Elmost everyone in this chat is cringe.
not me im polish
sharp moss
Is that a Nissan on the left of Porsche?
Not sure, i think it might be a mk3 Celica or something?
lone tusk
you're making me hate neco arc
candid cloud
not me im polish<:Sure_I_am:738051330052063323>
You are even worse.
rough patio
no
candid cloud
Not sure, i think it might be a mk3 Celica or something?
It can be Mazda or Ford as well.
sharp moss
It can be Mazda or Ford as well.
Could be anything yes
lone tusk
dense star
Unironically I like this song
https://youtu.be/MtnEYpbhW1o
candid cloud
Me who completed FlatOut 1, FlatOut 2 and FlatOut UC career:
dense star
"if a man has sexual relations with an animal, he is to be put to death, and you must kill the animal"
Leviticus 20:15
sharp moss
dense star
lone tusk
MoniCa
dense star
sharp moss
Why does getting to 50 take so long
dense star
when he was good
sharp moss
Why i woke up today
This chat has devolved into pure garbage btw you should clean this up
limber cloak
ok cool
dense star
limber cloak
lone tusk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4Q2dDjeINU
Tom nook approves
limber cloak
not the fling command!
sharp moss
Ngl this was super high effort for just a tiny hotline miami mod
prisma zephyr
This chat has devolved into pure garbage btw you should clean this up <:smile_st...
Clean deez nuts up
lone tusk
Minecraft toom nook
inland kelp
Two dicks one ball
sharp moss
lone tusk
re8 is cool
sharp moss
<:controller_b_right:619173603161669662> re8 is cool
Ok, what am i supposed to do with that information?
lone tusk
Ok, what am i supposed to do with that information?
Use it to get me some bells
sharp moss
Use it to get me some bells
Have you tried looking in your local supermarket?
sharp moss
https://tenor.com/view/animal-crossing-tom-nook-giving-money-money-money-money-m...
(They are exchanging cocaine and meth)
lone tusk
sylkkkyyyy <333
polar prairie
:DD how are you !!!!! (and also everyone else)
polar prairie
making scalloped potat 🫶🫶🫶🫶 i got called into work
i high key hate the stupid lady that runs my new job
transitioning from the worlds most disorganized company to one that actually works is crazy, im not used to anything (i miss my old job)
metal! (◍•ᴗ•◍)♡ ✧*。
:DD
i haven’t been home in like five days i can finally go back to playing stalger
NOO I JUST REALOZED MY WATER HASNT BEEN BOOLING
boiling sobs
lone tusk
making scalloped potat 🫶🫶🫶🫶 i got called into work
That's cool
void kelp
lone tusk
polar prairie
i love animal crossing i have it on my 3ds my town is called mushroom
polar prairie
:DD yippeeee
shy narwhal
nocturne iron
best animal crossing is the one for GameCube
atleast there the villagers will insult you
the new games all the villagers have the same personality
lament zealot
void kelp
lone tusk
the new games all the villagers have the same personality
Except tom nook
Tom nook >>>>all
polar prairie
i like his little eyes
nocturne iron
true, but like the new games it feels like every villager is made of cardboard
they can't be mean to you or else it'll make the game bad :c
nocturne iron
I wanna work for a virtual friendship lol
lone tusk
Tom is taking all the island hostage bc nobody pays the taxes
nocturne iron
I also don't like the aspect of having a godlike role in the games
but its just me
polar prairie
I also don't like the aspect of having a godlike role in the games
i second this
high sail
@pulsar spindle me to You <3
lone tusk
I also don't like the aspect of having a godlike role in the games
That's why i like freeplay stalker mods
I can play as nobody
And do nobody things
void kelp
Atleast its better than neko
polar prairie
I can play as nobody
i love this
pulsar spindle
<@462510228219625473> me to You <3
high sail
Alright sure
pulsar spindle
:3
pulsar spindle
We have one but its more fun to annoy others :3
lone tusk
Why
prisma zephyr
I remember my first relationship
pulsar spindle
My first was a absolute shitfest
I don't even want to call it a relationship but it technically was
nocturne iron
does my first one count if it was like 3 days lol
pulsar spindle
Mine was a whole year but it was like Chechnya
nocturne iron
or if I only had a bf so he could buy me hot cheetos at lunch but nothing else because I didn't like boys yet
lol
high sail
I don't even want to call it a relationship but it technically was
That girl with benefits?
valid jay
<@428477843492700160> who's the one in your pfp
some cosplayer, i can give you a link
polar prairie
Alright sure
ewwwww gays /j
polar prairie
or if I only had a bf so he could buy me hot cheetos at lunch but nothing else b...
HAHA me omg
high sail
ewwwww gays /j
nocturne iron
I was in middle school back then lol
lone tusk
polar prairie
tbh i’ve never felt more loved than when we were all trashing my ex in this server LOL
nocturne iron
around 9 years ago now
polar prairie
nocturne iron
no?
polar prairie
i swear to god if i’m late to work because i’m behind this moron in a bmw sports car i’m gonna…. dhfbdnsnfjsj
lone tusk
Hum words
shy narwhal
some cosplayer, i can give you a link
Thought it was you but i forgot she's female and not a man
void kelp
@lone tusk im glad youre no longer obsessed with neko
lone tusk
Thought it was you but i forgot she's female and not a man
Hummmm
undone gate
void kelp
Something normal now
shy narwhal
high sail
You mean 1998?
Since when is 2023-9 =1998?
candid cloud
delicate willow
high sail
Fight me
lone tusk
Don't treat nook
atomic lynx
azure spade
Since when is 2023-9 =1998?
1984
high sail
azure spade
Why do you need femboys when you can have actual woman? 
high sail
Yeah @pulsar spindle get a real girl not me silly
candid cloud
Why do you need femboys when you can have actual woman? <:que_pro:10435589289166...
What's the point of asking?
azure spade
What's the point of asking?
It's not a question to you, Idk how to explain
prisma zephyr
Why do you need femboys when you can have actual woman? <:que_pro:10435589289166...
Fitness mommy > femboy
gray jetty
Don't treat nook
They should add a nuclear bomb blue print to animal crossing
azure spade
Fitness mommy > femboy
I more prefer short stacks, but I agree with your statement
prisma zephyr
Fun size is cool too
azure spade
Fun size is cool too
high sail
I like small women
high sail
Small in stature
azure spade
we appreciate petite women in this chat?
How tall are you Nymph?
gray jetty
Small in stature
🤨
lone tusk
we appreciate petite women in this chat?
i like woman of all kind as long they are not crazy
gray jetty
Someone call 911
nocturne iron
5ft 3in
pulsar spindle
Yeah <@462510228219625473> get a real girl not me silly
Nah, I prefer you more
prisma zephyr
<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581> i like woman of all kind as long they are not cr...
Fair
nocturne iron
under 45kg
gray jetty
<:kuznetsov:619174545995202581> i like woman of all kind as long they are not cr...
If they can smash me against a wall that’s just a plus
lone tusk
under 45kg
Eat some beans
nocturne iron
short :)
misty jasper
something like 160
nocturne iron
beans are my main diet
prisma zephyr
If they can smash me against a wall that’s just a plus
Based
azure spade
Nah, I prefer you more
Bro, that's gay
nocturne iron
160cm
high sail
Nah, I prefer you more
<3
lone tusk
Bro, that's gay <:que_pro:1043558928916688896>
I think he knows
prisma zephyr
6 foot gang
lone tusk
oh shid lol im closer to 40kg
eat
high sail
I think he knows <:controller_b_right:619173603161669662>
Idk Man
He definetly ISNT my bf
hushed condor
I forgot
pulsar spindle
Bro, that's gay <:que_pro:1043558928916688896>
I've been infected by waifu
hushed condor
I've been infected by waifu
Grab the flamethrower
polar prairie
i successfully made it to work 🫶🫶🫶
azure spade
I've been infected by waifu
F
high sail
Oh Johnny you're silly
pulsar spindle
Not as much as you
prisma zephyr
6 foot ~175 lbs here
polar prairie
6 foot ~175 lbs here
i’m itty bitty LMAO
pulsar spindle
I forgot how tall I am exactly but I know I'm around 165 lbs
hushed condor
6 foot ~175 lbs here
I’m 6 foot 153 pounds
high sail
6 foot ~175 lbs here
I want to be at 165-175
Goal of mine
prisma zephyr
I’m 6 foot 153 pounds
🤏
prisma zephyr
I want to be at 165-175
Goal of mine
Lifting logs all day helps
hushed condor
I wrestle dude, I’m trying to stay light but gain muscle
high sail
I forgot how tall I am exactly but I know I'm around 165 lbs
And get muscles
You know how i like men
nocturne iron
you wrestle dudes? kinda gay bro
prisma zephyr
It’s all I want in life
Fitness mommy's 😏
prisma zephyr
you wrestle dudes? kinda gay bro
Real
pulsar spindle
And get muscles
You know how i like men
I already lift
high sail
Lifting logs all day helps
Im eating less
And the gym bro returned from vacation
hushed condor
I’m reliving my fever dream from a few days ago I swear
nocturne iron
yeah
gray jetty
Crush my head like a watermelon
Please
pulsar spindle
I wish waifu did it to my head
nocturne iron
ive never seen a fit women who doesnt look nasty but damn Paradox you found one
hushed condor
She looks alright
nocturne iron
idk sometimes the woman just looks too built
hushed condor
I don’t like tattoos that much
prisma zephyr
ive never seen a fit women who doesnt look nasty but damn Paradox you found one
Ya I don't need her to look like the Hulk but fit
nocturne iron
i have no strong feelings towards women
hushed condor
Women don’t exist
lone tusk
nocturne iron
oh shit
high sail
I wish waifu did it to my head
hushed condor
They’re just men
hushed condor
Ngl
misty jasper
eeh neutral
hushed condor
Idk really
lament zealot
nocturne iron
i forgot about reverse traps
hushed condor
I didn’t know there was reverse traps
regal heron
also called butch lesbians
lament zealot
I didn’t know there was reverse traps
mf never heard of Ouran High School Host Club
nocturne iron
wait what
lament zealot
wdym wait what
nocturne iron
theres a trap in it?
high sail
@pulsar spindle
hushed condor
If it’s an anime I don’t watch it
lament zealot
theres a trap in it?
A reverse trap
hushed condor
I don’t watch any anime
nocturne iron
my childhood friend had a poster of it i thought they were all male?
nocturne iron
I know one
is it me?
pulsar spindle
<@462510228219625473>
Nah real traps where it at
lament zealot
The MC is a girl whom everyone thinks is a boy, but by the time the others figure it out (by like the first or second episode) she’s already established into the club
nocturne iron
im constantly mistaken for male :(
lament zealot
Plus she’s in debt to the boy’s host club so she needs to work it off somehow
lone tusk
You're not my neighbor
nocturne iron
you dont know that
high sail
Nah real traps where it at
Any store to go girly clothes shopping where You stay?
lament zealot
im constantly mistaken for male :(
Yeah? Well I would say that’s better than the opposite
nocturne iron
yeah but it kinda hurts lol
hushed condor
Yeah prob
pulsar spindle
Any store to go girly clothes shopping where You stay?
Yeah ill take you when you come over
nocturne iron
its friendly fire tbh Im not part of the alphabets
high sail
Alright
nocturne iron
we're on the same team
hushed condor
“Friendly fire will not be tolerated!”
nocturne iron
i also find it funny when people assume Crash is older than me
even funnier when they think he's my big brother
@delicate willow remember that one time at starbucks where they thought you were my brother
lament zealot
its friendly fire tbh Im not part of the alphabets
lol
lament zealot
even funnier when they think he's my big brother
lmao
hushed condor
Lol
lament zealot
I was once asked if I was my coworker’s younger brother at work lol
hushed condor
lament zealot
I was once asked if I was my coworker’s younger brother at work lol
Actually no
delicate willow
<@247156700304506880> remember that one time at starbucks where they thought you...
💀
lament zealot
I was once asked if I was my coworker’s son while at work
We look nothing alike and he’s only 2 or 3 years older than me
hushed condor
I’m out of here folks
nocturne iron
bye bye
hushed condor
Peace out
delicate willow
I didn’t know there was reverse traps
I think that's just called a Tomboy
nocturne iron
is that us?
azure spade
I think that's just called a Tomboy
Yep
delicate willow
Tomboys are top tier
Realest thing said here
lament zealot
Lots of common ground so they don’t act like they’re that different/better than you, they don’t act entitled, all around a lot easier to relate to
ripe merlin
Dommy mommy
Out of stock
lament zealot
tomboys are easily able to be considered one of the boys
delicate willow
Lots of common ground so they don’t act like they’re that different/better than ...
I'm tempted to post the tomboy greentext
lament zealot
ripe merlin
tomboys are easily able to be considered one of the boys
I just need a gym bro
lament zealot
deleting cuz last line 2 spicy
delicate willow
YEAH THATS THE ONE
gray jetty
This
lone tusk
Oh god why
delicate willow
Actually nvm
lone tusk
Stop guys this chat is killing me
lone tusk
and I ain't taking chances
What happened
delicate willow
Tom Nook?
Nah, I prefer Tom Boy
lone tusk
lament zealot
Remember bruddahs you need to git gud urself to bag a tomboy
lone tusk
lament zealot
What happened
Green text with sentences a little too spicy for this chat
Basically saying tomboys are 👌
gray jetty
Remember bruddahs you need to git gud urself to bag a tomboy
I dress to empress complete with fueled by napalm sticker with 3dfx voodoo eyes on my laptop
delicate willow
Remember bruddahs you need to git gud urself to bag a tomboy
done
polar prairie
eeee
lament zealot
I dress to empress complete with fueled by napalm sticker with 3dfx voodoo eyes ...
Scaring the hoes with the 3dfx sticker
cinder crag
Remember bruddahs you need to git gud urself to bag a tomboy
meaning you won't ever
void kelp
I dress to empress complete with fueled by napalm sticker with 3dfx voodoo eyes ...
impress*
gray jetty
Get a job
delicate willow
I dress to empress complete with fueled by napalm sticker with 3dfx voodoo eyes ...
You will only attract Asian femboys
gray jetty
Fuck
delicate willow
Sorry :(
void kelp
You will only attract Asian femboys
Hes right
misty jasper
you have experience?
lament zealot
Only gonna attract Taiwanese computer chip manufacturer twinks
gray jetty
Well If I ever get down bad enough to do that someone needs to put me down
void kelp
you have experience?
Yes
misty jasper
do tell us
void kelp
do tell us
Pretty simple femboys are nerds 90% of the time.
misty jasper
oh i see
lament zealot
Cuteness, ruggedness, swagger
Chad Thundercock the king of sigmas obtained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his enchanting words drove countless souls to the dating pool.
“You want a tomboy gf? You can have it! I left everything I gathered in one place. Now you just have to find it!”
These words lured men closer to women, pursuing pussy far greater than they could ever hope to get. This is the time known as the great beta era.
misty jasper
great text, i'll give you 8/10
delicate willow
Cuteness, ruggedness, swagger
Chad Thundercock the king of sigmas obtained this ...
teal oracle
false
delicate willow
CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER
void kelp
Cuteness, ruggedness, swagger
Chad Thundercock the king of sigmas obtained this ...
Beta?!?!?! HALF LIFE 2 BEYTA REFERENCE DAWK AND GWITTY
delicate willow
lament zealot
ripe merlin
@lament zealot
lament zealot
Beta males… I guess you could call them lost alphas (stalker reference)
gray jetty
Correct
high sail
Remember bruddahs you need to git gud urself to bag a tomboy
I got bagged by a guy
lament zealot
lament zealot
I got bagged by a guy
My condolences bruddah, for you could not choose yourself. I hope he is a fine person
high sail
Says the mod who doesnt do his job
ripe merlin
ripe merlin
lament zealot
What are you doing
Being paid meh money to do barely anything
high sail
What are you doing
Not your real one
The mod job
lone tusk
i love koalas
cunning quartz
gray jetty
I do it when I must
lament zealot
Not your real one
The mod job
That’s just called “being based”
gray jetty
And only when I must
ripe merlin
Not your real one
The mod job
gray jetty
me online is how i am irl with out my pills
i will say the n word for literally no reason in front of people ive never met
misty jasper
maybe you should take your pills
nocturne iron
Protip (coming from a tomboy) : Tomboys like cool rocks
nocturne iron
if you want a tomboy gf gift cool rocks
gray jetty
HOLD ON JUST ONE GOD DAMN MINUTE
nocturne iron
what?
lament zealot
Do you know how quickly I’d annihilate my social standing if I said some of the crazy shit I normally say irl
nocturne iron
yeah :)
lament zealot
this mate has been a women
Yeah? That’s old news
gray jetty
bruh
lament zealot
From like a few weeks ago
gray jetty
bruh i wasn't here
lament zealot
She posted proof n everything
misty jasper
Protip (coming from a tomboy) : Tomboys like cool rocks
yea every tomboy loves a life-sized Monolith-statue
gray jetty
i told you i got important stuff to do
nocturne iron
hehe lol
lament zealot
Protip (coming from a tomboy) : Tomboys like cool rocks
Awesome, good thing I had a rock collecting phase growing up because I have a small collection of neat rocks and crystals
lone tusk
nocturne iron
im impressed already lol
lone tusk
They are minerals
lament zealot
Alright boys get the crystals and potato sacks tonight’s raid is gonna yield some crazy results
nocturne iron
Crash where's your rock collection?
delicate willow
Protip (coming from a tomboy) : Tomboys like cool rocks
To be fair you don't speak for all of them
And regular (boring) women like rocks on circles
nocturne iron
I speak for the cool ones
lone tusk
To be fair you don't speak for all of them
And regular (boring) women like rocks...
My neighbor tomboy is a gamer and a depressed person
misty jasper
mood
nocturne iron
yeah me too
lone tusk
Boat
lament zealot
I want everything in this picture
lone tusk
you bought me a yacht?
On ebay
gray jetty
there was a gas leak 2 weeks ago down in shipping at work
and i had to tell my mate
to go down there and ask one of the dudes for a smoke
lone tusk
nocturne iron
is that the wii-mote charger in there?
inland kelp
there was a gas leak 2 weeks ago down in shipping at work
Love is in the air?
Wrong, gas leak
lament zealot
but they were not willing to give him one
Pranked!!!
delicate willow
is that the wii-mote charger in there?
Yeah lol
nocturne iron
damn we getting freaaky?
lament zealot
Yeah did you know gfs are actually wiimote covers
nocturne iron
Jack its okay
lament zealot
You stick the wiimote in them and swing em around like bat, hopefully you can defeat Matt in the Wii Sports Resort sword fight game mode
nocturne iron
true^
gray jetty
its like that reddit post
where they are playing the rythem game
your girlfriend puts the controller between her legs
nocturne iron
i love rhythm games
gray jetty
and the better the play
lament zealot
Huh????????
nocturne iron
?
gray jetty
alright i don't think
lament zealot
What kind of Reddit posts are you reading
gray jetty
idk
delicate willow
i love rhythm games
Especially Taiko Drum
delicate willow
What kind of Reddit posts are you reading
Source
nocturne iron
that reminds me of the reddit post i read once where a woman went to the ER because she had ,, "misused" a gerbil
lament zealot
If you wanna pleasure your girl and put her to work at the same time throw her ass on a lawnmower (one of those seated ones) and have her mow the lawn while you stay indoors in the air conditioned room washing dishes
lament zealot
that reminds me of the reddit post i read once where a woman went to the ER beca...
I’ve read a similar one but with rotten meat and maggots
delicate willow
If you wanna pleasure your girl and put her to work at the same time throw her a...
OH NO
nocturne iron
I’ve read a similar one but with rotten meat and maggots
i read that one too
nocturne iron
i love ER horror stories
gray jetty
cus there is men in chat
lament zealot
idk if i should pop a boner right now or not
WHAT
nocturne iron
what
gray jetty
what
lament zealot
What
nocturne iron
it better not be to me
gray jetty
no
delicate willow
nocturne iron
yikes sorry
lament zealot
nocturne iron
better than the foreskin papercut
gray jetty
idk its that one scene i have to look away for when watching redo healer
when he breaks all her fingers
im like yah nah bro
nocturne iron
ive already lived through one of my biggest fears lmao
lament zealot
Haha imagine getting in a car wreck and being crippled for life, unable to form coherent sentences nor being able to go anywhere yourself, nor being able to create anything with your destroyed hands
delicate willow
cus there is men in chat
Solution:
#1067923253345136671 message
lament zealot
HUH!!?!?
delicate willow
polar prairie
someone brought a helicopter
nocturne iron
its a gun/anime server
delicate willow
SHHHHH
gray jetty
YES
lament zealot
its a gun/anime server
Racism/loli, got it
gray jetty
look bro
misty jasper
gun part sounds good, the other not so much
nocturne iron
idk im not in it
gray jetty
wanna be in it
delicate willow
gun part sounds good, the other not so much
L
nocturne iron
no
lament zealot
wanna be in it
Ehhh not really
delicate willow
Please no
lament zealot
Just cuz I have nothing to do with those mfs
delicate willow
We have enough cancer there
gray jetty
true
nocturne iron
i dont want to be in the same server with my boyfriend
nocturne iron
okay and?
delicate willow
everyone is extremely racist
I'm 90% certain most of those people aren't even white
gray jetty
I can and will take every opportunity to talk about how much i hate communists
nocturne iron
fair
lament zealot
i dont want to be in the same server with my boyfriend
You don’t want to see pictures of him dressed up like a snail sliming up the kitchen floor? Lame!
nocturne iron
You don’t want to see pictures of him dressed up like a snail sliming up the kit...
not yet we're taking it slow
gray jetty
god put me on this planet
lament zealot
not yet we're taking it slow
Lol
gray jetty
to hate communists
lament zealot
Hatred hatred hatred, why don’t you hate on some bitches
lament zealot
Hatred hatred hatred, why don’t you hate on some bitches
…wait
gray jetty
Hatred hatred hatred, why don’t you hate on some bitches
if there communists i will
lament zealot
(its been almost 6 years when should i expect to cross that milestone)
by the 10 year mark at the latest
gray jetty
cus they are probably so thin i could break them over my knee
delicate willow
cus they are probably so thin i could break them over my knee
prisma zephyr
Hatred hatred hatred, why don’t you hate on some bitches
nocturne iron
cus they are probably so thin i could break them over my knee
what are you doing with bitches bent over your knee Jack?
lament zealot
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0skGBMxAmWU&pp=ygUaaG9taWVzIG92ZXIgaG9lcyBib29uZG9...
Do the homie!
gray jetty
what are you doing with bitches bent over your knee Jack?
idk ive only had one girl friend and we never got that far
nocturne iron
rip
prisma zephyr
F
lament zealot
what are you doing with bitches bent over your knee Jack?
melt their bodies down to make a reproduction 3dfx aalchemy
nocturne iron
oh okay
gray jetty
melt their bodies down to make a reproduction 3dfx aalchemy
the flesh is temporary napalm is eternal
it's fire will burn forever
candid cloud
Do the homie!
💀