#💬┃en_offtop
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If you buy a new gpu the dollar price will rise
And i will starve
i will send you my 5600xt if you give me shipping

I keep hearing stars springle banner from Jimmy hendrix in my head
I guess i got a fever
lol that and you want to move to this hellhole
Too much Spec Ops: The Line 

This is the third time this week
New pet, nice 
Yo @simple sage, aren't you supposed to be dead? 
Duder's still faking playing CS
the worst one
down troll, yes that is what hell must be
No
wait is waifu gone now
@high sail No
who else got banned other than tampico
or muted
@cinder crag B hella chillin', react to me if you agree 
You have a fever dream or smth?  ̄︿ ̄ No one got banned.
ok im high it was sack stealer, confusing drama, thought it sounded like more people were banned/muted from a scene report
So, what's been going down around STOC lately? 
Oh that. Sack stealer got muted and now hates me forever probably.
I already hate you forever 
Lovely 
I think waifuslayer might've been muted because of not shutting the up
What the heck happened for so many to get muted?
I cant even remember
But today was weird i wake up with one offtop and a wagner group meme
and we found a possible pmc in the server
Nice kek
Dang, ruined the original meme to make a worse one
I think they were fighting about who should be muted and who shouldnt and everyone was on eachother's ass.
Sounds... Honestly, kinda expected for the recent STOC population? Idk
And then I just tagged sylky once in an attempt to make them shut the up but they didnt and then it just went into a whole fcking frenzy and everyone was tagging all mods and sack stealer was trippling down on the fcking n word shit saying it again or smth. And tampico said hard r.
B r u h
I was at the uni
How did this even happen lmao
Hella
i dont even remember sack stealers vibe
But I got the gist of it
'Sup dude
who keep deleting my shit

The toilet
jesus
They're kinda made for that purpose
damn no embeds anymore

Good to see you're still doing Gucci
Despite you not using your brain, apparently 
"AHAHAHA!"
@teal oracle
@lone tusk One question, why do you have notifications enabled and why are you having your wi-fi enabled while at Uni?
Two wrongs don't make right

i don't have friends there
im going to start being less transparent here lol
Is why I never share any private details
Not even discussing private life
Take a lesson from me
Seeing your avatar, you weren't transparent before 
wdym
Well, it's a solid grey. We don't really see anything through it 
You're saying too many bvllshit
Time to bonk you
that's the trick, rather than say nothing about yourself you create misinformation so people have wildly incorrect and differing views of what/who you are
He knows 

NOOO, don't hurt the phone 

Wrong guy, ping Waifuslayer
Nor common sense, but in STOC, we don't discriminate against the wack
We just tell them the truth 
Hey @high sail, if you were rich enough to buy panties, which color and design would you pick? 
Stop making jokes


Sick trick
Ragdolls from painkiller just go flying.
Anybody here still play BL2?
Borderlands 2?
Yeah
I recently reached Level 80 with my Commando
Played as a Specialist throughout the whole game
There! There's a guy who didn't touch a grass for a while!
See? Krezzin agrees 
Hella
Starfield Steam update removes Russian language support
https://www.pcgamesn.com/starfield/steam-update-russian-language-bethesda-rpg-game

Sounds cringe
metal john survive
Turdfield, what to expect from Turdfield!
Well, to be fair, it's a Bethesda game
i hope this game will have even more bugs than fo76
and bethestards will still cope that it will be better
The funny thing is next: One of guys in ua_offtop opened a discussion about adding an UA localization.
It got shut down by Steam worker.
While the discussion about deleted RU localization still alive.
Bethestards, nice 
Butchersda
Change u to i.
true
Reason: Bad word usage


Shut
lmao

Wolf is the enemy of mankind
but its a dog

Rabid dog
Put 'er down
Me speedrunning strike out 
Exactly what I mean 

I mean I think people living their life who have Russian as their primary language can experience a game lol
It's more so about the message it brings across
Reason: Bad word usage
Gksdnif ch a fd
I said "when your mate is a buddy f***er but your other mate playing killer ain't about that life"
Good ivght chat
Good knight chad
Panties? Hmmm
I'm listening
:3
Went and got acupuncture done to help with pain but now i'm in bigger pain 'cause i got a huge bruise from one of the needles
Reverse effect
It do B acupuncture
If I was a helper/moderator, I could make it better.
Constructs strawman
Gets mad at strawman he constructed and argues with it
God forbid you had enough IQ to scroll down a bit more to see my actual reason on why i don't like that forced meme
Tbh, the ray tracing is the same as Dynamic Lights with full reflection.
Im gonna go, don't talk to me again furry
@sharp moss , do you agree with that?
erutcnupuca
He’s gone
Who?
Your reason is even more stupid
Fun fact: it even harder (and more expensive) to add ray tracing to an already rasterized renderer
Unoptimized= crappy devs
It doesn't relate to ray tracing at all
Ray tracing is expensive and thats right
But calling it useless is stupid
Its just accurate light
Which in reality
Is dynamic
Also reflections are part of lighting
How rays bounce off materials determines how reflective the certain material is
Stalker lacks Global illumination which looks ugly in interiors
Ray tracing can solve that and more
You are literally sucking for rtx.
Again ray tracing doesnt mean mirrors everywhere and puddles
Its called ray tracing
Rtx is a gpu brand
Anyway
The reason why is because i had enough of rasterization limitations
Its sucks.. so bad
Ray tracing solves everything and makes everything so much easier
😶
I wish i can just throw rasterization in the trash and never look back again
But some mfs are still too poor to afford anything and will cry out because "gatekeeping behind gimmick features" -🤡
@gray jetty , do you know what the red circle means?
Drive is dying I think
There is porn on your harddrive
It's HDD.
But I’d have to look it up
Ight.
😶
You are literally calling people poor, because they can't offer the shit which you have or better.
BRO MY CAT JUST CAME HOME WITH A MOUSE
THE MOUSE WAS STILL SQUEAKING
WTF
WE HAD TO CATCH A MOUSE AND GET IT OUt
HE HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEfORE
A present from him.
WE FOUND DEAD MOUSES AROUND THEHOUSE BEFORE BUT BRUH
That do that to show their appreciation for you
there's more nuance to panties than just color, there's also style and embellishments, classic choices are bikini, briefs or high waisted, there's more raunchy choices such as cheeky, thong, and g-string, each style having variations ofcourse. it's also important to consider material, cotton or synthetics, and whether or not lace is utilized in the design
I used to design women's lingerie
he is a good kitty BUT DONT BRING ALIVE MOUSES TO MY HOUSE AGAIN
lol he brought it back so you could play with it

cotton is the best material
it is!
allows for air flow which is important in limiting bacterial/fungal growths
it also just feels the best
oh yeah that too
overall the best
cotton is so versatile it's a really good material
I really like rayon and lyocell
rayon is actually only semi-synthetic
it's made from cellulose pulp
and lyocell is from bamboo
Did you guys know that the guy who voiced medic in tf2 also voiced duty
I think he voiced another character from tomb raider 2013 that uses radio and they sound exactly like in stalker
in french he voices strelok and strider
Yep I've mistaken, you're good
Ight.
the french tf2 spy and engineer vas are in call of pripyat too
English dub
I wasn't addressing it your message.
That's pretty cool, now I wanna reply the triology with different dubs
you definitely should
the french dubs are largely superior to the english ones
the polish dub, on the other hand...
As in funny or..?
as in the actors dont try to do some fake russian accent
Ah
I don't even know why im arguing with you, gamers have proved that they are turbo losers nowadays and deserve everything bad that happens to them. The latest game i have installed and played on my PC is from 2017 so it doesn't matter anyway i guess.
Games nowadays suck
There is nothing wrong with this statement (unless you count indie games which are epic )
modernizing the graphics of old games isnt bad at all though
Good
He is trying to feed you
Like: look at me look what I got for you :D
Don’t throw away food
press F to interact
Feed x4 fish
Tommy the Cat has joined you on your adventure
I'm glad you didn't make a reference to earthbound
I hate this game
i have no idea what earthbound is
that generation is lost
Just wondering, what’s so bad about it?
Nothing really makes sense
You're a kid
In game i mean
I guess you’re right
Like the final boss is a aborted fetus
I knew that
Completely wtf
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never before have i gotten so much dopamine watching big thing destroy small thing
what-
Don’t give this to the Payday gang
they are already at my door
Hey i finished my new models
I will merge with the barney models today and make some wallpapers
ayyyy sounds good
I don’t know about merging models, but Im happy to see it
Shopping center - Death Wish - Last Chance
I have never gone over Overkill yet
I've played almost every Bain and Vlad contract in Apocalypse
What’s your favorite mission?
There are many, but my very very favorite is Birth Of Sky
Reservoir Dogs is my second favorite
Nice, I still have yet to play those.
But right now, mine is Hotline Miami
I agree Hoxton breakout is probably up on my top 5
Scarface Mansion tho
Even if it's kinda hard, Break The Rules is my favorite part of the heist
The reason why I still haven’t played basically all of the missions is because I’m a console gamer
Don’t have it on pc and I don’t know if I will ever have the money or time to play all the missions
Reason: Bad word usage
I play it on PC with every DLC, I even used to play it on the PS3, and it's very outdated
Yep I know about that
Terraria 3D when
Terraria fat
Think some dude was making a Minecraft mod like this
Minecraft is pretty bland vanilla tbh
The guy really made a terraria mod for mc.
Literally @void kelp
Literally
Id be neco arcs friend 
neco arc is love neco arc is life
Balls
in your ass
hii :}
See look, this guy is being corrupted already
you calling every single 13 year olds humour rn being corrupted?
sup :]
hi u!!! :D i’m heading 2 airport
then going on a road trip later today
duck and bells

Yes
Have you SEEN 13 year olds rn?
Them shits are messed up fr
WAIT FOR IT 😂 😂 😂
God I hate that caption so much
Oh no, I explicitly pulled up a video just to NOT watch it
It’s redundant and stupid
That’s like me saying
BONK
:DD i’m super excited
i am the cat
@lament zealot https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hj6xP6zu8
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duty urban fighter 1 & 2
@delicate willow @azure spade @inland kelp new dutyers
Theres the gp5 too
I show it later
I suck

still taste good tho
Bruhhhh. Looks disgusting. remove the pic immediately, damit.
it was ok
I like pancakes
duty gp5
Had no resemblance with pancake at all
Looked like "throw something in the pan"
Sus
let the boy cook
he is learning
nah im good with pancakes its just this time i added to much flour and the whole thing already fried up before i could spread it on the pan
Models are pretty good
dude think he is a tree @prisma zephyr
TF2? @valid jay
ohh my pc isn't on rn
Turn it on 
turn it on
can't, am rotting in the bed
rot faster
Your PC decided to go kaputt
Stop rotting drink some water 
Check this out kuro
My aunt who almost have 70 years, thought it was a good idea to take two vacines at the same day
Now she is having a big reaction
Why not, depends what vaccines she got
define big reaction
The covid one and the flu one
eh, that's fine if she's not allergic to any of the ingredients
dizziness and vomiting
i actually forgot to take my medications thank you for reminding 
Well, vomiting is pretty rare or something
👍
what
whatever
gonna shower
Well she is going to the doc
I hope she get better
@valid jay look this Brazilian femboy youtuber: raluca
https://youtu.be/za-9aH__R2o
Dude is* more beautiful then my ex
meu insta: RalucaGranola
tik tok: raluquito_granolito
email para parcerias: ralucafelicci@gmail.com
Degradation of society in 1 video

🪃
what is happening rn
You don't have hands or smth
homosexual underground
Poggers
Fnaigef teferencd
TF2?
😭
I've seen better
In my private server
Epstein Island?
you got a private server?
Yep
Just like me before the nuke

Dawn nuke
Neco time
ok uhhh anybody know how to turn off discord combos tab
???
this shit opened suddenly on my game idk how to close it
some discord tab opened with a list of key combos for using discord
i didnt press anything
it wont close
dammit im restarting the game
DIEEE
noo
why people be hating on the silly cat
I don't think you would like being there
What do you think would happen if we fused Neco, Monika and Cirno into 1 person? 🤔
You're right 
The server is literally called "Degenerates"

I think it could work given we have:
LOLI MIT UNS!
So I was close with saying Epstein's Island?
its just Kardan got drunk
Too drunk
Real
Pretty based ngl
real
Cute and funny?
Reason: Bad word usage
Kys
rip
My monitor fell over along with my laptop and knocked over everything on my desk including my cup full of pencils and pens and scissors and shit and my fan and that knocked over a can and then like fcking orange sand shit came out of a hole in my brick wall
Like literal dominos
bruh
why are the bricks disintegrating
wait tf
why are your walls made of brick
Why arent your walls made of brick?
mine are horsehair plaster
Its also only specifically the wall where my desk can fit that is covered with brick
from around the 1800s
Specifically for the hole in the wall to get brick shit all over my desk
Oh my house had black mold in it for 1.5 years
Uhhh huhhhh
Have you done anything starting about 1-1.5 years ago
The black mold is in your brain, taking over
have you found yourself craving dark damp places as of late
:| bruh what
The mold, it’s in your brain
Coom brains
it doesn't do that?
Bruh
Stop reposting memes that I post, normiessssss
Tell me you’re a virgin without telling me you’re a virgin
I love this image
FVCKYOU!!!!! 😢
Wah Wah
am in a relationship
L
Long distance doesn’t count
It’s not
Yeh
Yeh
thats me right there
I don’t think anyone is desperate enough for you
Homie do YOU even have a hoe
I am the hoe, fucktard
Very unbased and leftpilled
Virgin moment
You
what
Anyways as I was saying, start posting some good memes
Something I haven’t seen before
Da flash
Seen
You’re fcking online 24/7… you’ve seen everything
My job do be slow at most times doe…
Bruh momento
I do know of the original meme shown in the first frame tho
I even have the inverse of it
And the sped up version of it
hello good people
I don't have anyone to be in relationship with.
Just die.
Posted earlier
Bruh shut the fck up you wonder why no one loves you
Virgin
Nice projection m8
True
Yes.
Aww shit, work
Have fun 
Mmm... Horny thoughts.

@candid cloud why do you always add the dot at end of your sentence
kinda gives me "sigma male" vibes tbh
Is there literally a problem with this?
"add the dot to assert dominance"
no im just asking
I like the grammar.

Did you mean to put this in the #1095317340306034688
no
Sry just wondering
🤣
hi :}
Don't compare best troll EU with this lunatic
True
Q&A
Who's this Tense guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xhX72HyaY
Is this Tense1983's official channel?
No, this is just an archive of most of his clips (not including his keyboard-smashing music videos). We never know when he's getting banned again.
I want to play SUBNORMAL BINGO. Where's the link?
https://bingobaker.com/play/3abc0c46851...
https://youtu.be/q8LgIzs_M2o This one kills me everytime
Q&A
Who's this Tense guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xhX72HyaY
Is this Tense1983's official channel?
No, this is just an archive of most of his clips (not including his keyboard-smashing music videos). We never know when he's getting banned again.
I want to play SUBNORMAL BINGO. Where's the link?
https://bingobaker.com/play/3abc0c46851...
Q&A
Who's this Tense guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6xhX72HyaY
Is this Tense1983's official channel?
No, this is just an archive of most of his clips (not including his keyboard-smashing music videos). We never know when he's getting banned again.
I want to play SUBNORMAL BINGO. Where's the link?
https://bingobaker.com/play/3abc0c46851...
hai hai
sup
not much
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFfoazlmbpY Tense is unironically a good player and his tilts are justified for the most part tbh
https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2
https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2
https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2
This clip was taken from Tense's Twitch streams. Please check him out: https://www.twitch.tv/tense198_v2
I only upload NEW clips. All of the great classic clips are already floating around on YouTube (mainly on the inactive Tenseiken Vault cha...
Still shallow
This is a critical one-sided comparison mostly about art & cinematic direction. Observe and draw your own conclusions.
Recorded on NGC version (upscaled, 30 fps) for its original color saturation & lighting. Sequences are not necessarily in chronological order.
hey, how is your day going?
hai hai
Ugh
Damn I do be single handedly carrying this mf channel doe
I disappeared for more than an hour
she mid
Oof

Sylky used to be the one carrying
goddamit where's sylky
Flirting with the Uni teacher in the directors office
fair enough
Died of old age
good timing kekw

"I am a jelly donut"
-john f kennedy
goddamit why is it illegal to smoke till ur 18
its literally air
but dirty
you get that for free in kraków
Panam palmer is bae
i am unsure what to feel about this
In case you're wondering why i tried to impress her in the previous vid
My rig:
- GPU: RTX 3080 asus rog strix
- CPU: I7-7700k
- 16gb ram
- mobo is ol' reliable MSI tomahawk
I hope you enjoyed ❤
#Cyberpunk #Panam #Mods
Shower emoji time?
If it did anything to make a big difference in the world, they'd make it illegal.
Or put a rigid licensing system on it.
woope baboo
Btw take it from me: dont
Smoke weed instead
weed stalker
I took the wok to Poland
i can confirm👍
Noice
Hi
hello
how are you?
im good, how about you?
ok good night
alright?
I meant goodnight 😴
i know what you meant yeah, goodnight
i dunno
@shy narwhal hows job
Sends greetings
Asks person how he is
Alright cya
Based time is money chad
time is more than just money
When SwaggerSouls and Smii7y play Chivalry 2, it becomes absolute chaos.
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His voice is iconic
Cool 
His shit can be pretty hilarious
Neco arc rabbit hole led me to watch fate zero and now I’m sad
I hate you guys, i find myself saying "gudanyuuu" randomly
I hate that yall made me say Neco Arc quotes randomly
@lone tusk
Any neko arc femboy pics

Bruh first thing i saw when opening up discord 
Welcome to discordia
Jfc
that's unfunny bro
I mean, I ain’t wrong tho




Bro wth was posted
Ukraine war meme
Goofy ahh ruskis vs quirked up piggies, both are butt naked and covered in oil, who’s winning the twerk-off?
thug shaker flashbacks
Oh

sup ecologist
Defend your castle?
Max Games? Bro don’t do my man Waterflame like that
YESS THATS THE NAME!
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thank you!
somebody: i wish somebody would make a mod
Garry:
My genuine reaction to undergoing a metamorphosis and shedding my old skin to be reborn anew:
Age of war, wasn't stick figures
it was
but they wore armor
and clothes
it had a wizard, spear guy, normal sword guy, the giant who uses small stick men as weapon
Stick figures is the black thin ones
they are all stick figures to me, thicc or thin kekw
nah not this one, unoriginal
we arent talking about the same one
HUH
No way.
Holy shit
Only two words needed to say that you are shocked and impressed.
Oh, and btw, let's do a fo2 and crashday battle tomorrow, just tell the time when.
ah alright then
12pm.
a desert man
2 hours difference.
want morning or evening?
Let's go evening.
Because I'll be busy tomorrow from morning to 5-7PM.
Stinky fumo neco arc
Gonna tell you when I will be free.
alright

Warlords is a game, braindead
You're stinky fumo neco arc
@ripe merlin btw, my phone camera broke, sadly no cat pics today 
Is your camera broke? You sure?
He doesn't know I ate his camera.
Emission when he found out that I ate the camera.
the ghillie suit guys are so well covered that i can't show them in the wallpaper
I have to put him a bit further
Have you heard of print screen?
I do not own any rights to the music.
#guts #anime #berserk #dragonball #vegeta #sad
Low iq conversation

Mission: Blood & Iron
Call of Duty World at War Soundtrack (by mission).
I do not own anything!
🤣💀
Good ending
Bad ending
Hey 4chan done the downie test on him yet? if so whats the result
I just created an account on Roblox to play Frontlines. Username is VoffenSS. Let's see how long before I get bonked.
you do not deserve a platform to talk to young kids
Have you ever said anything that isn't 100% cringe?
Wth derek
It is just for an FPS
i wanna die 
Just find a cat
They are like vacuum cleaners
Suck away all sad emotions
ima go get my cat

Plane 
YES!!!!!! <333


@lone tusk
Is that what carpenters use in brazil
Average hue technology.
Do you just stuff this sticker in and twist? I need to learn that
Looks like they caught me last time😔
americans when their paper doors don't stop the invader they are so worried about:
the invader when the inside of said paper door is filled with asbestos
iz fine as long as he doesn't inhale it i think


gm check my mod wallpapers on #🔮┃fanart_and_cosplay
Attempted sabotage while I was playing barotrauma
My cat is actively sabotaging me bro
How much did they pay you kitty huh!
I’ll pay you more now get off my desk
its telling you to put on the clown mask 
NONONONOONONONI
good morning

got the new job? or heading back home
Now it's still the EMS but this time CBRNe side xd
Do you know what that means?
I woke up at 04:30
feeling burnt out
same, we have sohor 
no, im retarded, if you have the time to explain?
These dumbasses
Funni amogus sus
Well i think that explains what i am going to do since i also work in there xd
ah you rescue ppl, sorry im a bit slow this morning

In CBRN environments, yes
why wtf happened?
CBRN environments are: chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear
It's just training
yeah i now, what do trains has to doo with that
oh just training
Oh, i am just going to Pisa so they can pick me up
It's much easier and faster to use the train
i wish i got a cool job like that, instead i gotta friggin, store papers that we will prolly not need
and clean dirt off em
and then get them out again cause we need them for some odd reason
i hate archiving shit
Badass regardless
I trim trees lol
better than working at a fast food place
trybals is a interesting youtube channel
Iz kamakawiwo'ole is also a good singer aswell
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dude can feed a whole tribe for years
damn, i had a meme of this but i lost it
I actually love that channel lol
And that is an amazing cover song
im pretty sure the music video also has footage of his funeral
rip
around 2:40 in the video i think
I'm aware, and if it's the one I always watch, yes it's the funeral with them spreading the ashes
Pretty sure it is idk I'm distracted lol
Weight aside, man was magical with his music
playing this survival game the long dark thats actually pretty chill, feel like there are some shout outs to stalker in it
It does feel that way, great game
Some STALKER oldheads really love it
makes sense, it seems to really try to cultivate a good atmosphere like stalker. i dont have my pc and have had it forever and decided to play it because it runs on my macbook but get why people like it. im in an old hydro power plant and was getting stalker vibes
also the devs seem really cool
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