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[high sail]

Mf threw it like a fecking grenade

[dense star]

I'm making an tutorial Show that called How With Heavy
this is the intro
https://youtu.be/TxkUiSYpdjU
what do you think?
I know it's very simple but I think it's good that way

[candid cloud]

It looks good, like for me.

You can try to use the SFM to make a slideshow as well.

Something like you did in an intro.

[dense star]

slideshow is a picture slide/move to position like in the name?

[candid cloud]

Yeah, sorta like that.

[dense star]

I think the pictures just popping off goes better with the music

but thanks for the opinion

[candid cloud]

Well, pictures popping off is also a slide show.

[dense star]

ok good to know

thanks

[void kelp]

Im getting in the box

[rough patio]

Same

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/_Stn0dsEayA

[rough patio]

terrorist attack on members of the neco arc gang

street warfare will begin

[atomic lynx]

Operation "We do a little trolling" was success

[void kelp]

Very good

[void kelp]

Grok shall cum

[atomic lynx]

Average Gamma Only player coping

[restive pivot]

Its a sarcasm joke made by ppl who don't like GAMMA btw

[atomic lynx]

Oh is it?

[granite tangle]

screw gamma

[atomic lynx]

I actually didn't notice the sarcasm

[lone tusk]

!tempmute @void kelp 5d rule 8

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been muted for 5 days

Reason: rule 8

Muted until · Apr 18, 2023, 11:30 AM

[lone tusk]

NOOOO

[valid jay]

biomass

[regal heron]

they will be baked soon inshallah

maybe it's time to take a break

[lone tusk]

Why

[regal heron]

it's a good game

[lone tusk]

no

[rough patio]

It is good

I replayed it like 3 times

[lone tusk]

no

[teal oracle]

I don’t get it

[lone tusk]

They took the plush monkeys

[teal oracle]

NOOOOOO

[lone tusk]

The government took everything from us

[teal oracle]

CRUEL CRUEL WORLD

[teal oracle]

I hate it

[sharp moss]

Chat dead

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[teal oracle]

Catposting time has been interrupted by a scaly

This is the highest form of heresy

[sharp moss]

The Jurassic Park guys chose peace over violence

[rough patio]

Bruh that butt can contain her entire head wtf

[sharp moss]

You can say the same thing for most birds tbh

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

[sharp moss]

How many Emu head's could fit inside their body do you think? 🤔

[lone tusk]

Be careful with those memes lars

[teal oracle]

Oops?

[lone tusk]

Uhum

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/agony-gif-23084585

Fine I’ll delete it

[lone tusk]

😎👍

Another situation solved without mutes

[teal oracle]

Real

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

Die

[shy narwhal]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

Cease

[shy narwhal]

[teal oracle]

Harassment of the lowest degree

[shy narwhal]

It's not harassment if it's on a For Honor players

They deserve it

[teal oracle]

[lone tusk]

Look kuro, little reimu is literally you

[shy narwhal]

Nah that's not me

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

That's me

The one who put ERA on Whiskey

[lone tusk]

No era on boobs

[teal oracle]

Dafuq is this

[lone tusk]

That's boobydangerous

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004215299459002428/1095987391526867024/6a366703dc5c9e06a8d997c2e2ff3338.png

[lone tusk]

Literally me

[teal oracle]

Why tank armor on a woman

[lone tusk]

I mean Literally @carmine forge

[teal oracle]

Me has been gone for a while now

[lone tusk]

I hope he is alright

[teal oracle]

[shy narwhal]

Whiskey

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[teal oracle]

I don’t care about the whiskey THIS MAKES NO SENSE

[shy narwhal]

@candid cloud is @carmine forge coping?

[shy narwhal]

No, her name is Whiskey

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/bonzibuddy-cope-seethe-sunglasses-bonzi-gif-22344432

[teal oracle]

Who dafuq is that

[candid cloud]

Idk, he's not active for the last 2-3 days.

[lone tusk]

I need to use gifs now bc the stupid discord app is no longer showing all my images

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

https://twitter.com/erugotto/status/1535933155885993984

Darek Ergot Mak (@erugotto)

Whiskey's CZ Bren 2 for @GrenadesW
#WhiskeyDetails #Whiskey_Project

Likes

4813

Retweets

974

Twitter · Jun 12, 2022, 10:32 AM

Her

[teal oracle]

Dafuq is this
This tells me nothing
Wear proper pants you dummy

[shy narwhal]

High thighs...

Always useful

[lone tusk]

Whathell she is real

@teal oracle god have left us

[shy narwhal]

Yes

[teal oracle]

No they are stupid

Jeans a are much better

[nocturne iron]

no cover on thighs?

[shy narwhal]

It distract the enemies

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-gif-26414884

[nocturne iron]

poor girl is gonna get scratches from brambles or bug bites

[teal oracle]

Or terrible itches from plants

[nocturne iron]

oh yeah

im not allergic to poison ivy lmfao

of all the things to not react to

[lone tusk]

That sh!t grow everywhere here even at my backward

[inland kelp]

Go to the horny jail

[nocturne iron]

blue food dye? my body goes wild , hives, rashes, difficulty breathing
poison ivy? my body: heehee plant :>

[teal oracle]

Not to mention if you try to go to the mountains in those

The cold will be horrible

And if you live in a country with cold environment

[nocturne iron]

I've gone out in the woods with shorts and thigh highs before

ticks, mosquitoes, and brambles will tear up your flesh frfr

[teal oracle]

Personally Only wear pants and jeans

I do wear shorts sometimes but it’s a risky affair

[lone tusk]

Brazil 🤝Rhodesia force
Tight shorts in the army

[nocturne iron]

well I do now

[nocturne iron]

that's was like 5 years ago now

[shy narwhal]

How about this then

[bitter hearth]

based

[nocturne iron]

I was around 16? maybe 17 lol

[bitter hearth]

jeans and sport pants

[teal oracle]

Is that a German

[shy narwhal]

She's Dutch

[teal oracle]

[bitter hearth]

i saw that

[teal oracle]

The only Dutch person I know is a proper c*nt

[bitter hearth]

bish, you cant hide your messages from me!

[nocturne iron]

I used to have a Dutch friend

[lone tusk]

@shy narwhal the polish got a waifu battalion

[nocturne iron]

back when I was in middle school
we got in a fight one day and he said something like you'll never make it a day without texting me back, and he was right it's been 8 years

[rough patio]

DID SOMEONE SAY POLISH???

[bitter hearth]

shut up lenkas

[teal oracle]

Ozelov is here

Revolver Ozelov

[rough patio]

damn right i am

[nocturne iron]

my adhd meds hit different today and I'm so full of energy

[rough patio]

Bruh why Waifu

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[nocturne iron]

im stuck at my works parking lot

[rough patio]

I see no Waifu there

[nocturne iron]

for another 30mins

[lone tusk]

Not that the waifu, the womans waifus

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/835847450970554459/1096045986087977010/o9s9ioei3qy91.mp4

[teal oracle]

You sure it isent cocaine

[nocturne iron]

it's meth

[lone tusk]

He is about to explode

[teal oracle]

Can I have some

[nocturne iron]

dexmethylphenidate

[lone tusk]

@teal oracle look my dad new cats

They are dumb

[teal oracle]

[lone tusk]

Dumb kittens

[nocturne iron]

sure it's 40mg :) and costs near 300usd for 1 month

[teal oracle]

OZELOV NO

[rough patio]

Yayy kats

[craggy crow]

[teal oracle]

Fine dining

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

you know what fine dining is?

[lone tusk]

In brazil you can buy those for 4 dollars without recipe on the local mini market

[bitter hearth]

a delicious juicy husk parasite

[rough patio]

Dis egg

[nocturne iron]

lol that's without an insurance, I luckily have insurance so the price is much lower

[lone tusk]

Neco post

FEMBOY ALERT

[nocturne iron]

crayon time

[rough patio]

Ofc its US marines lmao

[nocturne iron]

that reminds me lol

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

Dont eat the crayons

I think sylkys having a stroke rn

[lone tusk]

Japanese banzai waifu battalion

[teal oracle]

Men Hva faen

[high sail]

i need those thigh high looking things

[nocturne iron]

one time I was running register at work and this guy was buying like 2 packs of crayons and he was like "oh do you have veteran/military discounts" and we do so he showed me his ID and it was for the Marine Corps and it took every fiber of my being to not ask if he wanted to make his meal a large (64 pack crayons) instead of a regular (24 pack crayons)

[lone tusk]

another femboy in the us army

[teal oracle]

WHY DID YOH SUPRESS IT

[nocturne iron]

I wanted to keep my job

[teal oracle]

[high sail]

based

[lone tusk]

[nocturne rock]

Hey

[lone tusk]

hey

Finally sailor moon pmc

[nocturne rock]

How are you?

[nocturne iron]

I cant remember now if he was also getting a mtn dew or if it was the person after him

[lone tusk]

Not good

I'm felling down

I was pretty bad at my circuits test

[nocturne iron]

:(

[lone tusk]

The whole class was

I think i lost this one

I don't get it, three us paths and all of they got catgirls femboys

[high sail]

based

[lone tusk]

[polar prairie]

me

good morning guys :)

[lone tusk]

Gm

Eat time

[polar prairie]

ooooh

[high sail]

good morning

[polar prairie]

hii!!!

[high sail]

hai hai

[rough patio]

Potatoes with meat and pasta?

[lone tusk]

it's meat

[rough patio]

Yes

That's what i said

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

ima play zero sievert

[rough patio]

Why are you looking at me like that

[polar prairie]

omg kitty

[polar prairie]

hii!! 🫶

[bitter hearth]

Hi

[polar prairie]

how’s your day going :-)

[bitter hearth]

its good, how about you?

[polar prairie]

alright! i just got up, it’s gonna be like 26 degrees today

[bitter hearth]

cool weather, its hot here, 47 celsius

its gonna go up more later

[rough patio]

My fav shirt

[rough patio]

God damn

[rough patio]

Where you from @bitter hearth ?

[bitter hearth]

the desert

[rough patio]

What desert

[bitter hearth]

i wont tell

[rough patio]

Its 16° in poland

[bitter hearth]

damn

but its in my luck tho

it will reach 52 celsius by 2 pm and the electricity and water companies wont count today in

so the bills wont be expensive

[bitter hearth]

you are lucky

[rough patio]

Nah bro im still melting

I like 0°-5° more

[polar prairie]

holy crap, and i thought it was gonna be bad here 😦 where are you if i may ask?

oh wait you already said

yeah, desert really checks out

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[polar prairie]

i’m heading to the airport today so hopefully i get to see cherokee again (i miss him)

[lone tusk]

I don't feel so good

Should i stay home today ?

[bitter hearth]

its hot here, even in winter, but in winter the nights are -0 celsius all the time

[rough patio]

Yes bro

[lone tusk]

One like and i stay at home

Say no more

[rough patio]

I really dont want to experience yesterday evening again

[polar prairie]

:-( what happen

[sharp moss]

When i was younger i used to base my musical taste entirely on songs i heard from valve game frag videos, im curious if anybody else did this?

[polar prairie]

aïe, yeah, it gets damn cold here

[rough patio]

Too much troll

[polar prairie]

ono

[rough patio]

Plus i got called a pussy

[bitter hearth]

yesterday was brain hurting yeah

[rough patio]

I love warsaw(unrelated)

[sharp moss]

These videos always had pretty decent music ngl

[rough patio]

Why does this look like gmod

[sharp moss]

All source engine games look the same

[rough patio]

Ok im now going to an "exam" for my highschool wish me luck

[polar prairie]

good luck!!!!

[polar prairie]

quite literallt

[teal oracle]

Personally don’t get it but

[candid cloud]

The game is so good.

[lone tusk]

People still play the source version?

[sharp moss]

Probably not.

The video was made a long time ago, probably 10 years ago or so

[candid cloud]

They do.

No, they are still playing the source version.

[sharp moss]

https://steamcharts.com/app/300

tbh

[polar prairie]

damb i always miss interesting things 😞

[sharp moss]

Idk if this site accounts for bots or not but i know a thing for these older games is to disguise playercounts on servers with bots

[lament zealot]

Good morning stalkercord 🥵

[bitter hearth]

haha, its okay, i bet something will happen today

[bitter hearth]

good morning

[lament zealot]

I mean that’ll happen unintentionally even with one bot

[sharp moss]

You can tell the video wasn't made anytime recently because the music on it isn't complete garbage

[candid cloud]

True.

[polar prairie]

good morning !!

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/877751507175505970/1096047404614164490/D00CB7BD-5D07-4C9D-BF94-E3E13B3B5163.jpg

[lone tusk]

Literally me

[polar prairie]

beebo

🫶

[lament zealot]

this video cums

[teal oracle]

[lament zealot]

so with the shits

[lament zealot]

Cringe

So much cringe

[lone tusk]

Sorry bro that's cringe

[teal oracle]

Ok

[lament zealot]

Grown ass adults voicing over animals is cringe

[polar prairie]

n……nina…………

[polar prairie]

too soon

[lament zealot]

huh? what did you call me?

[polar prairie]

the ..: kids name is nina ..

[lament zealot]

I know

[lone tusk]

Spec ops the line
"To kill for yourself is murder. To kill for your government is heroic. To kill for entertainment is harmless"

[lament zealot]

I’ve seen the show I’m just screwing with you

[lament zealot]

Chung us!!!

[polar prairie]

[lone tusk]

Do you feel like a hero yet?

[lone tusk]

Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two conflicting ideas simultaneously.

[lament zealot]

Me casually picking all of the “wrong” choices on purpose:

[lament zealot]

Whar?

[bitter hearth]

i find that nice

[lone tusk]

Cut off from the outside world, the 33rd turned against each other. Remnants of their civil war still litter the city.

[lament zealot]

I went crazy on Conrad’s beefcake body after the big reveal bruh

[lone tusk]

Flying a flag upside-down is a universal sign of distress

[lament zealot]

That shjt was crazyyyyyyyyy bruh he be all lubed up

[lone tusk]

i love spec ops the line

[lament zealot]

Surfed his dumbass body down the Dubai sand dunes like a snow board

[lone tusk]

do you fell like a surfist yet?

Hey

The sniper story

Hold on

[tiny dew]

Whatchu' telling me, man?!

[high sail]

hi

[lament zealot]

Ermagerd!! The main menu!!! It changes!!! Uoooohhhh!!!

[lone tusk]

Poor joe

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/855805415270252544/1096068221850878083/05wqb48t3dsa1.jpg

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

Traps you in my prison pocket dimension

[polar prairie]

[bitter hearth]

what game is this

[lone tusk]

Spec ops the line

Never played?

Is really good

[teal oracle]

I’ve heard it’s sad

[lone tusk]

The plot is very disturbing

[icy zodiac]

Ever read heart of darkness? It's that

[lone tusk]

Spec ops the line is based on apocalypse now that is based on the heart of darkness

[icy zodiac]

yep

[lone tusk]

Yep

[icy zodiac]

we are on the same brainwave

[lone tusk]

THE HORROR THE HORROR

[icy zodiac]

Farcry 2

https://tenor.com/view/chefs-kiss-french-chef-perfect-dish-excellent-food-perfection-gif-20341505

[lone tusk]

Yeah

The problem with f2 is the loadscreens

They took too many time

1 minute more

[icy zodiac]

Even then there wasn't too many

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-eat-gif-25568416

[icy zodiac]

only when taking the bus or in cutscenes

[lone tusk]

I only play on the extreme mode so i really think twice before play the game bc i know** that i will die many times

[icy zodiac]

My fav part about it is the people complaining about weapon jamming that don't know how gun shops in the game work

[lone tusk]

The Springfield rifle reload

[icy zodiac]

My brother in christ I have 6 playthroughs and only counted 3 jams total and even then it was during a scripted sequence

[lone tusk]

I never got a jam, i always change my weapons on the warehouses

[icy zodiac]

oh btw you only run out of pills if the mission is a story mission, side missions and exporation you have infinite pills

[icy zodiac]

me too, I always ran Dragunov, Uzi, and expl. Cross

[lone tusk]

Cool that thing was given me anxiety already

[polar prairie]

hey. u guys wanna see my dog XD

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/524246444560089099/1041533944295866388/attachment.gif

[lone tusk]

I like the double barrel shotgun for close range combat as my side arm

[bitter hearth]

yes

[gray jetty]

Sup gamers

[icy zodiac]

funiest part of fc2 is the fc3-6 babies complaining that fc2 is hard

[bitter hearth]

sup jack

[gray jetty]

My room is a furnace

[bitter hearth]

my city is furnace

[icy zodiac]

https://tenor.com/view/far-cry-dies-from-cringe-gif-jack-carver-gif-25764286

[gray jetty]

I turn on drg with my new rig and I’m sweat like crazy with in minutes

[polar prairie]

she stole a tv remote this morning and brought it to the back yard and killed it

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/R0nYsRCAAH4
@bitter hearth bjork itself made some osts for this game

[bitter hearth]

XENUS 2 NOOO

[atomic lynx]

I will give you my rouble and vodka, but not my Tourist Delights

[bitter hearth]

i might try it later

[teal oracle]

Fight me oder it

[lone tusk]

Just be advised this game is very disturbing, he show civilians deaths in a very gross and emotional way

[atomic lynx]

pulls 130mm incendiary round

[bitter hearth]

np

[teal oracle]

Pulls 131mm incendiary round

You are clearly outmatched

[atomic lynx]

I gotta go, but here have this

[regal heron]

he got shot from halfway across the map through 5 walls

[atomic lynx]

Peach Grenade

[gray jetty]

My dog is cooler

[lament zealot]

Jack black is overrated

[gray jetty]

Idk he’s kinda wacky

[lament zealot]

He’s just a quirky millennial everyone upholds as funny for no real good reason

Probably older than millennial, but still

[lone tusk]

Doggy

[lament zealot]

Everyone hyped him up for no reason

[bitter hearth]

cute dog

[lament zealot]

Like he’s so stereotypically weird, it’s not weird it’s just cringe

[bitter hearth]

also cute dog

[lament zealot]

He’s like weird without the weird

[tiny dew]

https://www.motorsport.com/wrc/news/hyundai-driver-craig-breen-dies-in-wrc-testing-crash/10455819/

[lament zealot]

Socially acceptable weirdness

[tiny dew]

WTF. Craig Breen gone

[lament zealot]

Rip bozo

Idk who he is

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

WRC driver

[polar prairie]

bruh…… i didn’t know :-( that’s so sad

[craggy crow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-pancake-kitten-food-stealing-gif-14623660

[polar prairie]

AWWW DOGGY :}}}

[gray jetty]

We have 3 doggers

[dense star]

I love warcrimes

[polar prairie]

awww i ❤️ dogs

[lament zealot]

Cats>dogs

Dogs r stinky

[bitter hearth]

dogs=cats

i like both

i have both, but one is a gaurd dog and one is a cat that acts like a racoon

[polar prairie]

yes!!!! i second this

omg that’s so cute

[void kelp]

Today is the day

I’ll show y’all later :3

[bitter hearth]

what day

[tiny dew]

Yeah he literally died today, but his co-driver went lucky

It's sad, he looked like cool guy from the interviews and lives I've seen

Only 33-years old too

[polar prairie]

oh goodness :(

damn, first ken block, now him, we losin em all

[tiny dew]

Last year Ken Block, then this

We losin legends

[lament zealot]

🫵simp

[sharp moss]

Never heard of him but it's always sad when a driver dies
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UU_kub2idw

[polar prairie]

:-(

[tiny dew]

I dunno how but it seems he went off road and flipped or dunno

It's quite... how to say... given rally cars nowadays have extra protection

[polar prairie]

my mean ex just texted me out of the blue to tell me they’re gonna buy the brand new expesnicw iphone when it comes out .. i literally do not know how to respond (i do not care)

[polar prairie]

yeah, really

[simple sage]

Krezzin#7223 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[tiny dew]

Can you fing not for once

[ripe merlin]

[tiny dew]

Dude, we can't talk properly in this server anymore

[lone tusk]

[lament zealot]

tf u mean anymore the censorship is looser than ever

[bitter hearth]

[lament zealot]

Send her this

[sharp moss]

Well you're still going at fast speeds in a metal box at the end of the day

It comes with the hobby/sport, the important thing is dying doing what you love

[lone tusk]

she is trying to get something with you

my ex do this too time to time

we are still friends

[polar prairie]

HAHA

[tiny dew]

A lot of WRC drivers survived epic crashes that would have taken everyone's life yet...

I suppose Hyundai is at fault here 😄

[polar prairie]

yeah ,, probably just attention tbh :{ which sucks because i am definitely not happy with em rn

so teehee you’re not getting an enthusiastic response from me

[lone tusk]

womans

[tiny dew]

"We done here, funk off, you witch" is what you say

[lone tusk]

tell her that you will go out with may

[polar prairie]

for reeal (thank god no women in zone. i’m headed there)

[tiny dew]

Kick her out of the club

[polar prairie]

hahahah

[lone tusk]

May the duty Chechen girl

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/934192999049605200/1088236421099302932/1814F2FF-C985-4B01-83E4-06424BC51571.png send her this

[lone tusk]

she likes morning walks, make pipebombs with you and clear rifles

[sharp moss]

Only thing the screenshot is missing is everything being brown and 50 shaders thrown ontop to make it into a cringemage

[lone tusk]

[lament zealot]

How about this

[sharp moss]

Gets ambushed outside his house the following day

[sharp moss]

Why do i keep forgetting to type words

[azure spade]

Literally you

[lone tusk]

gimp 2.10 is absolutly shit

[lone tusk]

why they always screwed good apps with bad updates ?

[sharp moss]

Im gonna send the Cirno army to blow your house up

[polar prairie]

yeah actually, i will

[gray jetty]

Damn 2007 called they want there meme back

[polar prairie]

damn, 2001 just called

there was a second plane.

[terse zealot]

they hit the second tower.

[polar prairie]

.

[gray jetty]

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams

[polar prairie]

[high sail]

based

[lament zealot]

Oh no

Also I suspect that ”she” may be a he due to lack of clarification from op

[lament zealot]

their

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/bonk-mega-bonk-bonk-dog-bonkers-bonk-anime-gif-24565990

[gray jetty]

Replace the label

[gray jetty]

For ultimate trolling

Elmer’s glue isn’t even that good

Try jb welds steel epoxy

What ever you glue together won’t ever come apart

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle become a femboy

[gray jetty]

Don’t do it

Don’t submit

[void kelp]

The best milk

[lament zealot]

My man

[high sail]

didnt ask for your opinion lad

[lament zealot]

You aren’t gonna be using industrial grade adhesive to stick paper pieces together

[gray jetty]

I’m the sherif of this town don’t tell me what to do

[bitter hearth]

opinions arent supposed to be asked for

[gray jetty]

But you should

[lament zealot]

This meme feels forced, like OP is the one who recorded the clip and wanted to make a joke out of it

[high sail]

yet sylky does this job

[lone tusk]

what green pattern is from this gp5 mask ?

[gray jetty]

Then you have bullet proof paper

[lone tusk]

i'm trying to make this on blender

[lament zealot]

It’s probably not gp5

If it’s green anyways

[terse zealot]

yes

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/bad-opinion-opinion-gif-22134945

[high sail]

iirc romanian gp5 masks were green

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

okay

[high sail]

both issued and those who came in civilian kits i think

[lament zealot]

It’s probably a GP4?

[gray jetty]

@lone tusk did I show you my son

[bitter hearth]

you got a son?

[lone tusk]

show what

[lament zealot]

GP4 is green and not full head, only face

[bitter hearth]

oh i know who he is

[lone tusk]

the forklift

[gray jetty]

He goes GRRRRRRRRRR

[high sail]

i think so idk

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

The sound is apparently the drive shaft rubbing up against the broken break plate

[lament zealot]

brake

[gray jetty]

It doesn’t have a break use to we broke it

[lament zealot]

🤔

[gray jetty]

But there gonna toss it in the bin

Our son

[lament zealot]

Ask if u can buy it for $200

[gray jetty]

they might actually let me keep it

lol

and if thhey do

i totally fucken am

[lament zealot]

finally you can take your mom out to the movies

[gray jetty]

at a brisk walking speed

alright so i need a new 5000 btu ac

anyone got any recommendations

[lament zealot]

A what

[gray jetty]

air conditioner

my room has poor air flow

so i need to counter the desert temps i get when gaming on this new rig lol

now thats its got massive rads it just dumps all the heat into my room

[void kelp]

I was blasting Corpse and my dad came home

[gray jetty]

was he disappointed

[polar prairie]

holy shjt……….r u forklift certified???? 😦

[regal heron]

I'd be disappointed

[lament zealot]

Quirky?

[pulsar spindle]

No you

[lament zealot]

Idk what corpse is

Sounds edgy tho

[void kelp]

Corpse husband

[lament zealot]

oh, mid

[void kelp]

His music

[void kelp]

Mf you didn’t know kys

[pulsar spindle]

Its some stupid shit

[gray jetty]

of course

but thats not a fork lift

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[gray jetty]

its an electric pallet jack

[void kelp]

LEVEL 20

[void kelp]

[void kelp]

You and me

[polar prairie]

ouuGhh neat (i’m not very well versed in that type of stuff, im more of a loaders/trucks typa equipment guy) ehe

[void kelp]

I got muted for a week in a different Server bc I told someone “suicidal” to do it.

It’s like the other the top type of mf. Definitely for attention

[lament zealot]

I feel like that may be in a legal gray area

[rough patio]

Ok i have finally finished the exams

[void kelp]

Crazy

[gray jetty]

yah if they ended up actually doing it you could be arrested

idk how likely it is that you would be

but id say its up there

[lament zealot]

Now that’s what I call kill issue

[gray jetty]

fr

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-starr-jump-gif-25947983

I sent him this tbh

[gray jetty]

that moment was hella fucked tbh

but thats just part of home lander being home lander

[void kelp]

Bruh when I was suicidal, I had people tell me the kms all the time

Read my bio… that’s why I’m alive

[polar prairie]

yippee!!

[gray jetty]

the only reason im alive is cus of my work idk if i stayed at college i would have jumped off a building

[rough patio]

It went really well

[lament zealot]

Soooo quirrkjyyy

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-seethe-cope-seethe-cope-cope-seethe-cope-gif-20867322

[void kelp]

Idk if I’m mentally ill or quirky anymore. I’m under so many layers of irony i lost track of reality

[polar prairie]

i’m super glad to hear!!

[lament zealot]

Only reason I’m alive is uhhh… it’s uhhhhhh uhhhhhh hhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[gray jetty]

it's time to break out the athlon 64 and the 7800 gtx

[void kelp]

Food and seggs

[lone tusk]

I like that gif

[lament zealot]

teetering on quirky wannabe edgelord and 4chan pick me girl

[tiny dew]

Enough seks jokes

[void kelp]

True.

I have standards ngl

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/masterchief-drip-stylin-gif-19817534

[lament zealot]

Damn, couldn’t tell

[void kelp]

Bruh never seen his dick in 5 years

[terse zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-nawh-no-way-fr-gif-22615915

[high sail]

im already one
you become one
NOW

[lament zealot]

ben shapiro voice
But females have never seen their own dicks their whole lives. Curious.

[void kelp]

[gray jetty]

oh no

[lament zealot]

Fellas

Let’s talk about manipulating people

How do you manipulate someone into doing something you want

[bitter hearth]

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE

[valid jay]

koshmar

[lone tusk]

reminded me that part from 1984 where the kid report his own father for dreaming with stuff againt the govnement

[gray jetty]

you hold a gun to there head

[lament zealot]

their

I feel like that’s more coercion than manipulation

[gray jetty]

well i am manipulating you

cus you can say no

ill just blow your head off

it just makes you more likely to do what i want

[void kelp]

UwU

[azure spade]

[polar prairie]

this is how i became a femboy, actually

[lament zealot]

Homie

I have never met a self proclaimed femboy that looks like a femboy

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/risitas-main-dent-issou-laugh-gif-9505807

https://tenor.com/view/flannel-lumberjack-beard-dancing-gif-15510446

"I'm a femboy"

[misty jasper]

good afternoon people

[prisma zephyr]

Hello fellow freedom bro

[high sail]

hai hai

[gray jetty]

i have actually

[misty jasper]

fun fact, hai means shark in finnish

[gray jetty]

one of my long time friends became one

there was a moment in which i realize what was happening

and im like damn

[polar prairie]

yeah i’m mostly joking, i kind of just look like a hick

[gray jetty]

I look like a florida drug dealer

Back when i was allowed to wear shorts id wear a Hawaiian shirt and shorts every day no matter how cold

now just the Hawaiian

new job wont let me wear shorts

[polar prairie]

well, i look like the kind of person you’d see at like, a truck stop maybe. or in a garage

[gray jetty]

If you ever seen the show finders

hella obscure

[rough patio]

Jeans and white shirt without the cover for Arms?

I look like a nerd but with jeans, sweater and hair that looks like brocolli

[rough patio]

Literally me rn

[polar prairie]

bro just called out my whole current outfit except i keep the sleeves on my shirts usually haha

[polar prairie]

broccoli hair??? :D

[gray jetty]

honestly you know what i need

i need those vietnam war marine pants

that split and then fold up to become shorts

[rough patio]

Question!✋

[gray jetty]

shoot

[rough patio]

Do you have a moustasche

[dense star]

wtf

[gray jetty]

yes

im pretty proud of it been growing it for almost a year now

[rough patio]

Alright you are noe certified drug dealer

[lone tusk]

!poll

[simple sage]

@lone tusk, polls can only be created with the /poll slash command.

[polar prairie]

like a goose from top gun moustache?

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/villain-chillin-like-a-villain-smile-gif-12338657

[gray jetty]

nah

[lone tusk]

/poll

[gray jetty]

what people would call a porn stache

[prisma zephyr]

Or certified evil mastermind

[polar prairie]

HAHA nice

[lone tusk]

Stupid wolf bot

[gray jetty]

/poll

damn

[prisma zephyr]

/poll deez nuts

[rough patio]

There's 2 types of moustashes: the bushy Stalin one(sexy) or the one that makes you look like you are a drug dealer and is called Pablo

[rough patio]

Also this

[gray jetty]

don't diss my stache i worked hard on it

smh

[rough patio]

Nah bro im not

I wish i had one

[lone tusk]

!poll

[simple sage]

@lone tusk, polls can only be created with the /poll slash command.

[lament zealot]

There is a third

[lament zealot]

You have a mustache? How do you feel looking like you’re 40

[gray jetty]

im too short to look 40

as i always say

im a short man living a in tall mans world

[rough patio]

U dutch?

[lament zealot]

Short people moment

[gray jetty]

no im Scottish

[rough patio]

average scottsman be like:

[polar prairie]

yes. the pablo stashe

[gray jetty]

yah id probably seem more Scottish if i didn't take my normal pills as often

[lament zealot]

Short people be like “wahh wahh it sucks being short” oh yeah? What about less required caloric intake and less fabric required for clothing, both often resulting in a lower cost of living? Also I have never seen a public water fountain be anywhere near an adequate height, those things are built for midgets

[gray jetty]

🤨

[lament zealot]

Straight up I gotta get down on my knees to take a drink bruh

[gray jetty]

in my experience in life being short has generally just been an annoyance lol

[rough patio]

That sounded bad

Lesser hitbox

[gray jetty]

thats true

its like using the female character model in pubg

[rough patio]

Short people=good soldier

[gray jetty]

GOTTA GET THAT SMALLER HIT BOX

[lament zealot]

For some godawful reason any shoe sized 13-14 doesn’t ever exist, it’s only ever 9-12 or 15-16 for no reason

[polar prairie]

someone parked their helicopter here

[rough patio]

Whuts this place

[gray jetty]

gonna count before too long

[lament zealot]

doxxing 🤖 beep beep boop in 3..2…1…

[polar prairie]

airpord

[gray jetty]

when we all get drafted we can all meet up for a STOC get together in Taiwan

[rough patio]

https://youtu.be/sZEda651s1g

Being short alows ya to do comedy

[gray jetty]

im not that short lol

im like 5'5

[rough patio]

https://youtu.be/tIKUgFbDiZM

Also Polish pancakes

[simple sage]

Cracker Jack#2000

Question

Waffles or pancakes

Choices

Waffle
Pancakes

Ends

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Mode

Single votes only

[lament zealot]

I’m a slut for waffles

I gobble them down so fast I usually choke on them

[prisma zephyr]

I'm Belgian waffles are in my blood

[lament zealot]

Not so much anymore I’ve noticed

[prisma zephyr]

😏

[lament zealot]

But for years I would choke on a waffle at least once every single time I ate them

[rough patio]

Yall guys are sick in the head pancakes are clearly superior

[lament zealot]

How

[gray jetty]

it doesn't have the crunch

[lament zealot]

You can do literally everything you can do with a pancake with a waffle

[gray jetty]

THE CRUNCH IS CRITICAL

[lament zealot]

Waffles can be crunchy or soft

[lament zealot]

I disagree

[gray jetty]

you gotta get the middle ground

between soft and crunch

[lament zealot]

yes

[gray jetty]

the perfect middle ground

[lament zealot]

Waffles have got syrup grooves

[rough patio]

Pancakes can be eaton both salty and sweet

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-thats-dumb-gif-21979911

[lament zealot]

And because of the pockets you can make breakfast sandwiches if you wanted

[rough patio]

Waffles are only sweet

[lament zealot]

What?

[gray jetty]

WHERE THE BOYS AT FOR DEEP ROCK

[lament zealot]

What’s stopping salty waffles

[rough patio]

Idk pancakes are better

Cause i can only make pancakes

[lament zealot]

I gave you like 3 reasons why waffles are better

The only way pancakes are better is that you can make them in a regular pan

[prisma zephyr]

[rough patio]

Idk i just prefer pancakes

[gray jetty]

i got back into deep rock past few days

idk why i stopped

this game is awesome

[rough patio]

Same i gotta Play again

[gray jetty]

like its crazy

i can join a lobby with people that are over level 1000

at level 21

and not get kicked

like what ever community has people like that

[rough patio]

In Payday2 if you have not enough levels you gon get kicked

[lament zealot]

Even when there’s a lobby option that lets you automatically queue out low levels

[lone tusk]

You know what, i dunno how to do polls

[simple sage]

Cracker Jack#2000

Question

Waffles or pancakes

Total

7 votes

Results

71.43% (5 votes) - Waffle
28.57% (2 votes) - Pancakes

Ended

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Mode

Single votes only

[lone tusk]

i can't remember the stickers command

[prisma zephyr]

I had some high level come ALL THE WAY DOWN to the bottom of the cavern cuz I fell, DURING EXTRACTION. Deep rock might have one of the best game communities ever lol

I was in disbelief that man actually saved my ass and ran all the way back up with me. We had barely any time left

[sharp moss]

Noobs gonna noob what can be said

[tiny dew]

You should be banned for turning into Derek 2.0

[sharp moss]

Have 2 hours in the game and then join a death wish one down lobby that's been going on for an hour already, then wonder why people get tilted at your presence

[gray jetty]

dead ass

[tiny dew]

@sharp moss Heard about Breen?

[lament zealot]

Huh??

[sharp moss]

Who?

[gray jetty]

wow wow wow

[tiny dew]

Don't "Huh?" me, boy

[tiny dew]

I thought you follow WRC

[prisma zephyr]

Did you get the win10 version?

[gray jetty]

i have it on steam

[prisma zephyr]

I can always use a homie lol, grinding the battlepass

[sharp moss]

Oh the guy mentioned a few hours ago, yea idk who he is i just said it was sad he passed away

[prisma zephyr]

R.I.P.

[tiny dew]

Craig Breen, Hyundai Motorsport's fella, died today during shakedown in lethal crash TLDR @sharp moss

[gray jetty]

is it not cross platform?

[prisma zephyr]

😭

[prisma zephyr]

Not with the steam version from what I've seen

You need the Microsoft store version. Pretty dumb

[sharp moss]

Also no, i like checking out a few races from the past but that's about it

[tiny dew]

Gotchus

[sharp moss]

Speaking of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LcDOofvVqE

[void kelp]

Gm chat

[rough patio]

Sup

[tiny dew]

Do we even have a place that you can watch full rallies form way back, not goddamn highlights? I looked for such at some point then gave up

[tiny dew]

Game moderator's chat is 2 floors below. Take right at the end of the hallway, go into 4th room.

[sharp moss]

They used to sell these on DVD too i think, idk try tracking it down that way?

[tiny dew]

Impossible

Nobody here does that
Mfing 4th world

[void kelp]

Wgat -w-

[sharp moss]

Do reports count?
https://www.youtube.com/@VHSRallies/videos

It's kinda difficult to get just the full races simply due to how rally works to begin with

[tiny dew]

Dunno, I think. I know VHSR

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/hop-on-dying-light-gif-21809631

[lone tusk]

their iq is just to high, we can't deal whith them

[prisma zephyr]

As an American I must say WRC is the superior form of racing

[rough patio]

Talking about races i love Black people

[prisma zephyr]

[delicate willow]

Aw man I love WRC

All my boys love Collin McCrash

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-roblox-falling-goodbye-chat-top-text-gif-21349648

[delicate willow]

Main reason I want a WRX STI or Lan Evo X

Lan Evo IV is nice too

[rough patio]

Ayo sup my n-

[lusty onyx]

[lone tusk]

dude got microcefalia

[lament zealot]

OMG Tyler1 HAIIII!!!

[runic glacier]

https://twitter.com/LambdaGen/status/1646195573312176141

LambdaGeneration (@LambdaGen)

NVIDIA just open-sourced their Portal RTX Remix Runtime for the modding community to use.

This allows modders to add ray tracing to existing Source games/mods without changes to runtime.

Modder @igorzdrowowicz has already got this working on Half-Life 2 and it looks stunning...

Likes

2382

Retweets

412

Twitter · Apr 12, 2023, 4:56 PM

i hope this compatible with MMod

[sharp moss]

ray tracing

I hope this stupid, useless meme dies already

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-23910228

[void kelp]

Probably just poor fr

💀

[sharp moss]

Yes, totally not because it's just another excuse for devs to pump out their already unoptimized garbage

[silent meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/816247774613995564/1096061469063381052/Muhahahaha-1.mp4

[atomic lynx]

I love that in HighFleet this song plays when you are totally fucced beyond saving. Like you are about to die to multiple strike groups using unconventional tactics against you and this song plays https://youtu.be/EKRkAEjjhpE

So it awakens the bloodlust inside the player and goes to a mode of "I'll take down as many as I can of those fuccers before dying"

[rapid shoal]

"Unconventional tactics"
You mean nukes?

[tiny dew]

Heh

[atomic lynx]

Yes

And very different tactics

[rotund estuary]

stalker with rtx remix

[atomic lynx]

Like when you launch your nukes, the entire resistance behavior changes

[rapid shoal]

They lunch more nukes back

So I don't recommend using the nukes

Only when you are DESPERATE

[atomic lynx]

I just started playing haven't used any nukes yet

But my god the fuel is fuccing expensive

[void kelp]

Mad?

[lone tusk]

quake 2 ray tracing is weird

is like a old car with a super modern motor

[void kelp]

Were talking about hl2 ray tracing.

[lone tusk]

nah

hl2 looks good

[void kelp]

Thats what I'm saying what is he complaining for?

[lone tusk]

i just came here

@void kelp let's make a poll

[simple sage]

Sylky#5506

Question

is Half life rtx good?

Choices

yes
no

Ends

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Mode

Single votes only

[polar prairie]

hii:)

[lone tusk]

Sup, I'm making a meme and stalker models

@prisma zephyr i fixed the mask color

[polar prairie]

oooooh

i just finished my flight, three touch and go’s and one crappy landing XDD

god it’s actually 30 degrees now ow

[prisma zephyr]

[lone tusk]

Check the memes channel

[rough patio]

Ye i saw it

[lone tusk]

[rough patio]

How's it going for you?

Feel better?

[lone tusk]

Nah

I think i got sick again

[rough patio]

i was talking about emotionaly

[lone tusk]

Imma go skip the class tomorrow too

Thanks god i own you one

[lone tusk]

I'm fine

[rough patio]

bottles up for that

[rough patio]

i wish neco arc was real

[lone tusk]

I wish cats are real

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

[rough patio]

[lusty onyx]

[old stone]

Couldn't he just blowout the door hinges or locks on the doors? No, I don't mean the external locks that can get shot off.

[lone tusk]

Some of them no, the small ones in the rpd, yes

He could jusck kick then like in resident evil outbreak

Outbreak keys be like: KICK THE DOOR

[polar prairie]

tire change time :-)

[pastel flint]

I couldn't find all the small keys in 60 hours of playing

[sharp moss]

People be like yea OP isn't anything special but then they forget it's the only mod in existence that allows you to mount grenade launchers onto shotguns

[simple sage]

Sylky#5506

Question

is Half life rtx good?

Total

12 votes

Results

66.67% (8 votes) - no
33.33% (4 votes) - yes

Ended

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Mode

Single votes only

[sharp moss]

we asked

[candid cloud]

AHAHAAH! L.

[lone tusk]

@gray jetty

[karmic bluff]

[pastel flint]

ок

[lone tusk]

[granite tangle]

doesnt chatgpt block these kinda prompts

[old stone]

https://youtube.com/shorts/2GEK9qDjgiQ?feature=share

Best comment was "was the dead guy dead before or after you went into his house for those coins?"

[old stone]

Mogus

[lone tusk]

[sharp moss]

Top notch meme you posted in memes, somehow more funny then the vast majority of stuff posted there

[prisma zephyr]

🚿

[gray jetty]

wonderfu

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids Guess the horsepower

[granite tangle]

name one funny thing in the video

[sharp moss]

Well i can't, cause it's not a video

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/vtuber-vtubers-quirky-the-quirky-anime-gif-24429230

[lone tusk]

I'm still trying to find the joke there

[regal heron]

i don't think there's one

[granite tangle]

im talking about the vtuber vid