#💬┃en_offtop
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What do I do next?
so idk
alright that's fine
yes
57 of them to be exact
maybe it's because I started with German dungeon shit
Damn i can't even find one
yeah not something to start with
I have the cable but how does one make internet go towards the switch, since I use fiber optics
I'm too old for this crap
I won't ever forget the pleads
just dont start
He had that heresy rizz
My question is: does anyone watch normal porn anymore? Lol
that's was close to 7 years ago
idk why they keep saying 9 in those videos, i guess counting is a fetish in germany?
right? so weird
I don't watch porn it just makes me mad
define normal
True
true
probably not woman hanging from the ceiling getting caned
I just want love lol
Wtf are you watching?
German dungeon porn
no
the only video I ever saw
decided quickly to never go back after that
Good
@gray jetty I suppose I can't make this setup work cause the internet cable plugs in a special port in the router, isn't standard Ethernet type of cable, so I'm funked...
Alright brb lads
what's worse is my friend recommended it, idk if they were trying to save me from the addiction or if they were too far gone at that point to realize the horror
Vanilla
whathell is going here
Happy easter nymph
just trying to understand the obsession with porn in this chat
and sharing my one experience

I'm hearing my gulf war songs before workout
It's not just in this chat lol
yeah but im asking here
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Instagra...
therefore it's with this chat
Also the obsession with femboys I find interesting
yeah
i could care less about that
not at all what I expected from the STALKER server
I expected no femboys at all tbh
people say gay shit
people say straight shit
both are probably addicted to internet porn
EXACTLY LMAO

I thought it would be more edgy teens
its such a flip from this server in like january of 2022
That's the en_offtop the worst place on earth
femboys are ubiquitous on the internet
we have those too
or guys that are desperate for a woman's touch
edgy teens love femboys
im out of this see ya
im so glad I'm not a man
femboys are synonymous with internet
because irl they wont get attention for it
They are just desperate for a femboys touch instead
untrue
great
atleast there are less public furries here
not good attention at least
Peace
try the c418 server
what's good attention
why would I do that
There's too many furrys here, look the memes channel
I kind of expect anything tho, I'm an old geezer by discord standards and kids are weird
I have to interact with furries at my job regularly
not having a slur thrown at them ig
or baiting idiots on the internet who think being a femboy is next to being a satanist
I'm sorry

lmao
do you have any recommendations? yeah. a psychiatrist
Our dream.
.
.
.
#militarymotivation #edit #tiktok #rejectweakness #Driveforever #remix #Sigmagrindset
femboys are often the ones throwing slurs
i hate military edits

Don't make me start posting 40k AMVs
better than real footage edits honestly
I had one kid, maybe 12 who's mother brought them in the store and this kid was making a fursuit and the kid started going on about all of their OCs and the mother butts in and says "you know no one wants to hear about your weird ass animal characters"
German army hell March lol
Woma: we literally oppressed in this society
Mens dying in every war, or became disabled and loosing all their friends: wtf 
i hate germans
I have a meme but it's so buried I doubt I can find it

It's a Kaiser vs video
Source:
https://youtu.be/TFyLX0XEGgM
https://youtu.be/Bf70OPKUyYU?t=92
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who set that system up 
@gray jetty Nevermind I got skills and I set it up
kaiser VS is especially cringe
I got da skills
guys you don't understand,,, women get the stomach ouchies every month,,, guys you don't understand
the internet has given me a hatred for germans
Crash go away it's my turn on offtop
french people are a lot better (they arent german)
Germans are one thing...but Japanese weeaboos
not as bad as germans
This reminded me:
Time to make a public advertisement of ww1 books in rank order
1-Storm of steel
2-all quiet in the western front
3-farewell to arms
4-the heart of darkness(pre ww1)
5-travel to the end of the night(this one is bad)
Or whatever the ones that copy the Nazis are called
i just call them nazis 
Italians
My bf1 is broken 
the spigola of the people
True
Read the books
Need
nya!
fish
wrong you need a woman to hold
the unknown soldier looks like an interesting book (ww2)
I need a woman to hold my gun
Dating is trash lol
why do they form a semi transflag
im sorry I can't be her
@prisma zephyr best book ever made, in the Ernst vision war is the progress of the nations, the horrror is visible but the war itself is a moment of progress of the men as individual
I bit politcal and i don't agree with all but this dude is very chad
"Women are like toilets, all the good ones are taken"
What is this piece of shit
Wrong, you are under 18
I know
I'm aware I just don't really read anymore lol
I used to be a ww2 buff

Mosin-Nagant
frommer stop pistol
That's not mosin
blocked
guinea pigs are amazing
i hate you
Dating in america...is trash lol
a hungarian (i think) 20th century gun
Don't ask Argentina what happened to the G*rmans
I know how Mosina look like you silly goose
My brother in Christ are you blind
didn't say they weren't
why brazil is better:
nvm I am
Yes
Chose your side now
Same
dumbnuts
The Pocket Fish
Frommer Stop
All quiet on the western front because i havent seen the storm of steel
Pistol in .32 Frommer (.32 ACP)
Definitely storm of steel from what I know. The 70s all quiet movie was superb tho (whatever the year was idk)
32?? 
guinea pig lovers are based
Close up images of animals leaving the barn through the tube.
GUINEA PIG BRIDGE
It's a book I don't think they made a movie of storm of steel
TRANSPORTING GUINEA PIGS FROM POINT AAAAAAAAAA TO POINT BBBBBBBBBBB
yeah the 1979 is my favorite one
And is free on yt
I like the new one tho
The new one is good, but theres no soul
But it definitely - ya about what I was gonna say
i should play wt sim battles
"women are like toilets"
@prisma zephyr opinion on sim battles
Like, every ww1 movie or scene thesesday they put that shit black and white filter, the 1979 is so colorful for his time that he looks like a movie from the 90s

What about pigeons
Huh
simulator battles
Die
The ending was just so much more impactful. You got that sense of meaningless in the new one but it just didn't hit as hard
pigeons are cool but doves are better
fish is cool
pigeons and doves are the same species
In what sense I don't know what you mean lol
air sim battles in wt 
yeah the 1979 is exactly like in the book you feel every death
Ohhhhh wt. From time to time. Arcade is easier for me to just screw around in
One is a film one is a period???
Ace combat when 
sim battles are good to just turn your brain off
waste of sl, gain buckets of rp.
HLL > Post Scriptum
i like both
Are they the same thing?
Blazing angels when
I read that as post scrotum
No 
doves coo and are colored differently
I am not posting my scrotum
pigeons give milk and are colored differently

"Hold my beer"
the only bird that can give milk i think
ostriches
You're not old enough to drink
I am >:]
I'm actually 29, but live young you know
and I might Crack open a cold one
nvm
Birb
Or just be a degenerate that grew up on the internet
both pigeons and doves can be white though i think
Me cracking jokes about relationships is just cover for the fact I'm attracted to crazy bitches
mourning doves are the coolest type of dove though
Also women arr a government conspiracy
Latina women 🤝
Like birds
real
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LMAO that's no lie
Too bad Crash scored one already
Too bad? I scored the jackpot
<3
Blunted
@lone tusk do mourning doves live in brazil
From experience i gotta tell you
Argentinian girls are the most racist
mourning doves?
Bem-te-vi?
They insult people that are 5km away from them
agentinians are the most racist*
They really are
They told me that they hate people from the Dominican republic because their accent is hard to understand
reasonable
(also told me they hate Mexicans because they're poor)
i love diy home improvements
Sometimes i miss playing vrchat
dont
be glad you stopped being associated with that game
I dunno but we got this little fella
cool
I met a lot of good people there
Reminder: These are magazines/mags, not clips
Nowadays people can't even holds simple conversation
if the game wasnt open for rich children to play it would be fine
Clipazine
Oh shit Derek is here
He is annoying af, they invaded our houses in search for water 
Two grenades there 
This goes for any online community tbh
yall know bald eagles right
they are NOT as cool as red tailed hawks
Not rich kids
Just 8yo that have access to a quest 2
(irresponsible parenting)
The only good thing about vrchat is the memes
if they can burn money on vr thats rich in my books (waste of money)
We got giant eagles here, they are annoying af too, they make their houses in the electric cables and attack anyone who comes close
Bob-ombs
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...
Golden eagles >>>
We have a golden eagle pair that lives in our neighborhood
turkey vultures >>>
Desert eagles >>>>>
REAL
If it's not 50 caliber it's not American
turkeys >>>>
Harpia eagle
the turkey needs to spread to more continents fr
Except when it's Israeli
She is annoying, really annoying
Rock and stone >>>>>
I feel bad for every country rhat doesn't have turkey day
Rock and Roll >>>>
turkeys>>>>>>>>>
i feel bad for any country that doesnt have turkeys roaming the countryside
her bird >>>>>>>>>
If you don't rock and stone, you ain't coming home
I see a turkey that roams around on my way to work. His name is fred
fren :)
i see flocks from now and then
did you know a turkey's face will turn pale blue when aroused
Custom names don't work? RIP
L

what game
vrc
Met my 2 best friends on vrchat
I love them like they're my brothers
Anyways goodnight
I met by best friend on chivalry: medieval warfare 
met mine on a tf2 free items server
@valid jay
any people i have met on the internet that i would call friends have either been from here or war thunder
@sharp moss 
Cry
@prisma zephyr
Which is the problem with it. The old games aren't open world
They are. Speaking quests-only, conceptually there is no difference between DS1 metroidvania style open-world and ER's ubisoft-esque open field, both give you some level of freedom, and both fail to take that freedom in consideration when making questlines
The fogs when its time to come
"Metroidvania" isn't open world lol
Speaking quests-only, conceptually there is no difference
@sharp moss cry 2x
Not far from my main character lol. Claymore, that same tower shield, velstadts armor...uh the helmet from the Golden knights that carry said shield, and faith
For Honor has some unironically cool armour
That's from a different culture dude
This man brought up for honor, laugh at him
That's looks like some rome/greek fictional thing
It's roman

btw
Greek = / = Roman, nerd 
I mean
Like I said before dark souls armor is either historically accurate, badass af, anime, or just straight meme worthy
I like this one the most
My Elden Ring co-op character has had an octopus head for the entire run
I could never get into for honor. I tried
That's good
https://forfashion.draghmar.pl/ In case anyone cares 
@lone tusk y my solo elden ring char
I finished the whole game with the basic equipment, bc in ds3 nothing really makes difference 
Yes, I use a claymore first run in every souls game
Cool 
I got Elden ring since the launch but i never really played 
I'll have to get a picture of Squidhead I don't have one
It gets tedious at the end, and the balancing is really bad for both PvE and PvP

But it was the best co-op experience I've had next to ds2
Bloodborne pc when 
Ya being an Xbox user it really sucks
I couldn't stand Sekiro tho
Nobody understands him, but it's goty 
I still think that re2 should have win
I think Miyazaki needs to get kicked in the balls and calm down lol
Wait until you see some of the shit in ER
30 hit wombo combos just for you to get a singular hit in
its just there
I played a good amount of the first nioh, it was pretty good
Ninja Gaiden...oh god lol

The rage of Ninja Gaiden: Black
Too bad ER doesn't have crossplay lol I'd show you some shit

based
last time i played on pc was two months ago
I've almost beaten the game on 2 runs. I get to Mountaintop of Giants and just meh out lol
The only ds that i reach the ng7 was in the og ds1
The kalameth is the most difficult boss in the ngs
Ds1 and 2 are still my favorites
TARKUSBROS UNITE
ds2 was just hard in the first run
The patterns are easy but the hitboxs are annoying sometimes but usually just one hit per boss is broken
So it's quite easy
I played the og on my old pc
That shit hit 60fps in a dual core

In SOTFS they just crammed a shit ton more enemies into all the areas
Except the DLCs
Yeah and changed some random stuff
Is fun to play after years playing the og
But is like a mod
ds3 is like ds1 but fast
But I'm not fast, so i die a lot
I always preferred the originals
A proper tank build doesn't exist in 3 and that was my preference
Yeah me too, but i like some good graphics 
The first two* rather
Is just pick a strong shield with a small sword
Worked with nameless king
3 is dark souls: rollfag edition
On my first run, i used the main knight armor, and i still use her to this day
I didn't like the armor nerf
Same the armor nerf eas trash
I like upgrade the armor to get unique stuff
you literally got the best armors at the beginning
The progression is in the skill while you level up
In ds the progression is in the levels and weapons
You can finish the ds1 with the main equipment, but is much more easy with a bastard sword
Essentially, miya just screwed the player out of a more chill experience lol
It's all forcing you to be behind the curve
You could tryhard ds1 but you could also prepare and better all your gear
yeah
Everything after BB has that problem
Demons souls remake pc when 
https://youtu.be/YfoTP0Yyidk @void kelp
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Keep praying xD
sony is dying i hope it comes fast
I hope Armored Core 6 is good 
Somehow Microsoft has become the more customer friendly company
In the future console will be Nintendo and xbox 
Yeah, sony is becoming trash
It saying something if MICRO$OFT is the more customer friendly one lol
They trying to block the Activision purchase with lawyers was very clowly
they even got s2 now
The exclusive games still suck
But live is cool
I used to have a gamer group with friends on wpp
Wpp?
I got banned for bullying the adming, he banned me for argue where i say that i don't think that s2 will come to Playstation
LMAO
Playstation fanboy cope
Oh lol
It was funny watching Sony fanboys have an aneurysm over elden ring getting GOTY instead of GoW
God of war was good but it's the same as 4 i played both with my buddy
Elden was better with open world and stuff
I don't really like the new god of war gameplay
Is very slow, ragnorok is more faster but is not faster as a normal hack'n slash
Like the newer ACs, hogwarts legacy, they aren't necessarily bad, but they are all the same
Is more like some skyrim stuff
Most games actually 
Anything is a rpg theses days but nobody knows what rpg means
That was kind of my point about souls games, at least they are doing somethibg unique
Sup nya
Whey they are true rpgs
Game devs thesesdays* think that put a levels system automatically make their game a rpg
What a cope
Western devs malding over ER was also hilarious
I have plenty of gripes about the souls series but idk man they good
Blunted
Farcry as a exemple, he is boring, bc the progression of every ubi game is the same afte the division
Enemies with levels
That's what ruined Ghost Recon breakpoint lol
Farcry 2 makes the player suffer, farcry 3 is dumb action but it still fun bc the progression makes sense, the enemy is stronger bc he is better equipped not bc theres a bigger number over his head
I need to go back to study
Cya
👍
I studying the whole day
I can't keep focus for too long
Happy Easter guys
turkish people
So why even ask?
cause i wanted to know
it really looked like there was a half life movie i completely missed
& then there's mordhau
gn chat
gn
a mir mir
a mimir*
silence
dumb utah dog
imagine burning to a crisp because you forgot to put on SPF 500 before leaving your house
whar
Nah it’s regular
I will you
its the future old man
I am actually happy that tiktok allows video in a non-retarded aspect ratio
yeah well they still don't know how to post high quality memes without a dumbass watermark
Asuka wants to see it.
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Now this is epic
You ruined my morning, my afternoon and my night.
Much better
I feel terrible again
She can protect you against the feds
I want to throw myself into an anomaly
No one is flooding with bad memes
Now i can safely post my ace combat pics
They're all good ol' memes

No 
Ok these memes suck, goodnight cruel world
Neco Goodman 😭
✈️
Balkan war 
Balkan :3
🧱🧱🧱

Wardog 
I'm alive again
But why u are posting pics from AC 😭
😭
jet
r/antimemes
Ngl F-15 is hot
It's my favorite ace combat plane
He is good at everything
Air to ground
Air to air
Or both in the same mission
👍
F-22 is best in the air to air
But he is not so good against ground targets
But with my f15 i can dogfight and then shoot some bad aa guns on the ground
Interesting 
X-02S 
Honestly most manuverable planes i have are (in order, last to first)
One of the Russian jets
F15
F22
F35
The X-02S is somewhere in the 2nd place to middle place
I only use the f35 against ships
And only in acX
Imagine
@teal oracle
What
You want me to talk about my bf again?

tks
Happy neco easter
@void kelp you posted gay porn in the neco arc server 5 times
Bro what
Also, live sylky reaction in the corner
Homie is that you

Psyop then
L

sylky face reveal?
@void kelp
you made chaos there dude
Dude looks like a bro

Thats renanplay
This one is me
@void kelp i finally understand why theres no embed perms and pics in general now
Stop pinging him so much jeeze
Hes probably asleep let him sleep
Too based You mean?
I need answers

Imma go drink the fun pills and sleep
Its 6:08 i have not slept yet
Nini
Bai bai
No, .... No

this is exactly what happened to my friends, friend's friends, friend's friend's friends, etc with trans
that's cool and all but that comes off as a little tokenistic
What
Heck no im not giving their name
Tokenwhat
Reason: Bad word usage
Me
what?
oh did I say shiddy
as with all memes, I wish it didn't have the crappy editing at the bottom
What
I just like trans people
ur on thin ice buddy
I am tempted to send this in a few servers
but there are pros and cons to doing this
Wha
on one server, they'll think I'm some super degen (more than they already do)
and on another it may push some people further into some concerning stuff
No im good
fuggit doe
I'm playin both sides here
aw shit I forgor my own pfp
I draw my own pfps
but I haven't drawn much lately and certainly nothing pfp worthy
Man got the new pfp
whar?
@pulsar spindle
what has #💬┃en_offtop turned into
I like those sleeve and that dress
listen h omie
No aspen
Johnny is mine
as with anything you represent, all interactions people have with you will give an impression on the greater majority
so uhhhhhhhhhhh be careful how you present yourselves
Naw
56 kg
Homie be light as heck
anyways uh yeah I'm basically always playing both sides somewhere
but in reality this is you
oh god!! I'm gonna nurgle!!!
Sack will become a femboy and be gay in a few years
No
Yes.
No
I'll become this in a few years
morbiusly obese
and rich
with a throne of midgets
say ti
Ugly as heck? You already are
this is literally me
Lmao
Im the sexiest
I will eat you
No only @pulsar spindle can do that
I will smash your head open with a rok and eat your brain matter
Up yours too
Shut up
ever just want to casually threaten the homies
Ily
Ily more
No i do more
tried out darkest dungeon
i fuсking love crusaders
No I do more
No I DO
NO I DO
NOOOOO I DOOOOOO
@lone tusk what's the policy on consensual, playful bantering?
new york
Whar
like if I make a yo momma joke, or I roast him, can he do the same to me as long as everyone is in the know that it is just horseplay?
Literally me
I mean sure
what i'm saying is can me and sack/tampico get in a fight as long as it's for fun and not harm
just a little bit of sport
some play sparring if you will
Oh no i dont think so
I got muted for like "fighting" (joking around) with emission
like can I say "man sthu before I beat you so hard that you come out medium well"
or will we have to stick to yo momma
@johnny johnson could beat me ha- probably You can
Probably yo momma
"It can be misinterpreted by other people" or something
man most people would see it happen and grab popcorn
let us be the jesters of the night
What
I cant member
Nahh what happened to this server 
who tf you 💀 💀
ofc you dont remember me
I joined it
didnt answer my question
there are like 10 people named loner
and thousands with the loner role 💀
hi
hi
Argh, What are you doing stalker???

sack why are you freedom!??!?!
bro why are you nothing?
I am DUTY
sussy faction but ok
Best faction
@lone tusk
don't at me.
if you are passive you should be scientist
they are always friends with stalkers
I'm not a NERD.
They're NERDS only cool ones are the ones who become bulletproof with the use of artefacts

goldrunner is a anomaly only player don't mind him
wrong
Duty don't use artifacts, we give they to the scientists
he only played anomaly?
Me taking down mister X
Now let me sleep
ya
thats crazy
Wait, wait I can explain.
he should play the official 3 games now
Because freedom > doody
or Im coming to your house
Freedom propaganda strikes again

Based stuff
free stalkers > freedom = duty
based opinion, however you seem to place duty and freedom on equal terms, duty should be higher.
hey stalker, join Freedom !
i came back for this video, who is free download ❤
enjoy ❤
Strelok had choices to become anything like duty or freedom but he chose to be a free stalker
now thats a based opinion
cuz he helped every new face in the zone
why does the freedom announcer sounds like he's constantly hitting the doubie, like his room reeks of smoke and mary J
Strelok screwed the whole zone 🤣🤣🤣
because he is
Freedom did more than duty ever did
he didnt do it bro
he was about to
Based
Again, freedom propaganda strikes again!
Truly, we live in a zone
who tf agreed to do this on a person
jesus the man got hit so hard the ground fractured a bit
Zock and zalls are gone
that guy just killed his whole bloodline
- thats painful
what was even the goal of this experiment
@lone tusk
Go to heck
Also went outside today(rare occurance)
🤔🧐
they were allies
only in name
I am talking about anime
What I do too you
also true
your pfp
Sack is very controversial figure don't take it personally
Stop being toxic sack, i already warned you once and i will not warn you again after this
Literally half life 2
Its like that famous book
can you atleast tell weirdos to stop spamming femboy pictures and videos
and tell @high sail to stop calling me a damn femboy
Grrr!!!!!!!!
So ur a furry too wow
@void kelp you was warned by kuro
nah
we aint hurting anyone doing this 
Nothing to smash, no brain.
!tempmute @void kelp 1w
Reason: Unspecified
what did aspen do
Sex jokes
i didnt even see him talk 💀
He is a minor
That's against the tos kuro told me to mute him if they do
another success
average discord moment
I get messages like 10 second delay
And You go feck yourself asshole
He literally spammed 3592 femboy memes
Stop both of you now
@high sail @feral fable
Whatever dude
Sylky metrocop era
He posted femboy pics with sex related labels
Based
I mean uh what
hes a minor
femboy moment
waifu as much as i gotta give you the benefit of the doubt
you do NOT help your situation sometimes
isn't that normal
Thats normal
man some people aren't that bright
Homie its 8:01
I didnt sleep the whole night
Gah wha
what is this
I was using ai to recreate some weird dream I had
the location to the wishgranter
When I was like 7
why are you dreaming about a grid please explain
I was in my grandma's(dead) backyard and there was a moat for some reason with this white bridge and then I fell into the water and saw these warbly checkerboard patterns with impossible equations all over them.
Ok You must have the Best memory ever
its a sign, use this information and decipher the message
No like not even real letters
all seriousness i wish i could dream tbh, I don't ever remember my dreams
It looked alien
From what I recall
Imagine this with like weird alien numbers and equations everywhere floating and it being like warping and in water
most of mine are WEIRD
I remember the dream I had when I was 4
only dream i remember was around the same age, and its when mutant spongebob tried to invade my home (I could see him out the windows)
I have the msot unhinged dreams when I remember them
I used to have nightmares about those realistic patrick images
Im always dying in my dreams
wow
I lucid dreamed before. I didnt really know how to control it though besides flying. I flew through a massive forest it felt so real and then I landed and I could feel the shock on the ground.
Very weird experience.
I always do some
I saw the same nightmare 3 times
criminal stuff in my ddreams and I piss myself with fear during the dream thinking I was gonna get arrested
I hate when i have dreams where im noodled arm or extremely weak and get in a conflict
bro I am always weak in my dreams
but then I shoot them
I feel like speck before his glowup
who?
baki
oh
no k.......
Could be a sign. I dont fear being weak that much I just accepted it because I'm a literal minecraft skeleton.
And you cant run
I tried screaming in a sleep paralysis
I woke up
Dont do that
why
I hope I never endure sleep paralysis
Struggling in sleep paralysis just makes your mind run for the worst.
so this?
me in dreams fr...
Try to think blank
Think of absolutely nothing not even words
Just revert back to your primitive state during sleep paralysis and close your eyes.
Man I cant even breathe
Usually i force myself to move irl
It works
I cant even feel Im breathing
same
Like i beat the devil out
Yeah that part is the worse
this is literally me
Force yourself to move and grab the paralysis demon (it can't escape now)
The doom theme could play while i have the dresm paralysis bc the devil will have a bad time
You're probably lying because thats not how it works
me unleasing my big muscles when I see my paralysis demon
No literally genius, i just move and wake
How do you move when you cant
me when i consume bread found in Chernobyl nuclear plant
dude imagine
reeal
