💬┃en_offtop

[slender wagon]

Well enjoy being flooded with anime garbage involving minors then

Will give a good look on the discord

[shy narwhal]

I have scrolled through the chat and i haven't found anything bad

[void kelp]

He says this because he made it up.

[slender wagon]

Of course you have not lmao

[maiden zodiac]

me

[high sail]

how brain dead you have to be to say they are minors

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[maiden zodiac]

I am very bad

[reef rover]

Literally me, I refuse to go to therapy. Went there, was suffering mentally and depressed. Told me that I just have anxiety. Left. Worked on myself. Maybe comes back from time to time but feeling better. Went to meet new people and then yesterday’s cycle and mountain hiking with my friend made me really happy.
Sorry about my nonsense, have a nice day

[maiden zodiac]

Let's play on 4 novas with red factor

[sharp moss]

Why would anyone want to play that

[sharp moss]

Id rather finish OP with just a PM then willingly play csgo ngl

[void kelp]

Buy more cases you will get a knife

Trust me you need to buy more cases

You will buy me shadow of chernobyl

99.9% of gamblers stop gambling just before they hit big 💎🤑💰

[slender wagon]

ill buy it for you if you cant buy it ez

just add me on steam and ill gift it to you

happy to help a duty brother

[sharp moss]

So you're yet another tacticool secondary?

[void kelp]

No wtf

GSC is an actual good game company

[slender wagon]

you want SOC or not bro?

[void kelp]

They don't deserve that

[void kelp]

Nah I'll buy it in a few months

You want to open cases

[slender wagon]

bruh i got 2 keys sitting doing nothing, you dont owe me anything

[sharp moss]

Scary liminal space image 😭

[slender wagon]

i bought them for my friends but they dont care about OG

[void kelp]

you should change your name to copetoras

[slender wagon]

nice avatar of a kid with tail bro

[high sail]

LOL

[void kelp]

You think I masturbate to neco arc?

Wtf

You probably do

[slender wagon]

You probably do worse things than that

We all know it already

[void kelp]

You have a problem man

[slender wagon]

Says the guy with a tailed kid in his avatar

[high sail]

fecking stop jeeze

SHUT UP both of you

[sharp moss]

Why are you guys giving the flame baiter attention

This server so low iq 😭

[slender wagon]

Says the guy who likes car exhausts, gg

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/my-reaction-to-that-information-saul-goodman-saul-goodman3d-better-call-saul-breaking-bad-gif-25801565

[slender wagon]

Ill stop causing drama to these people now, depraved posters of anime kids, enjoy minor_offtop

[stray ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/gus-gusfring-gif-24463299

[void kelp]

You have a good point. He's just so annoying it's unberable.

[slender wagon]

Says the adult who has a little kid as pfp

[high sail]

no

[slender wagon]

Thats what he says to justify

[void kelp]

Doesnt even let you actually say anything at all and just repeats the same thing over and over again in his echo chamber he calls a mind.

[sharp moss]

Post neco arc, i crave the funny cat

[void kelp]

Kill neco arc

[void kelp]

I dont have any new funy cat images rn qwq. I plan on making another one though. Photoshop is pain though.

[sharp moss]

It's over

[nocturne iron]

hey nerds

what's up

[void kelp]

Gay shit

Lots of it

No

I want stalker shit

[high sail]

nothing really
im sick

[sharp moss]

@coarse rapids https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1CkPoTJ-Do

[nocturne iron]

im a grown ass adult, and my parents got me peeps

and all of them look like they're having a stroke

BRUH?

[coarse rapids]

ho hey its the car Im constantly seeing when I go to the city

[void kelp]

Yes duty propaganda very good

[high sail]

what

[void kelp]

I think you should see a doctor

[sullen fossil]

my honest reaction

https://tenor.com/view/lalo-salamanca-smile-car-windows-down-gif-16958759

[sharp moss]

People still drive starlets there? How come?

[gray jetty]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1075968197066510387/image0-189-1.gif

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/adios-chat-adios-chat-lalo-lalo-salamanca-adios-bye-chat-lalo-better-call-adios-lalo-gif-26294325

[high sail]

id be a catgirl maid for my bf

[coarse rapids]

ho yhea I always see the same 3 starlets in my city
then again,in my city I see ppl driving old 80s cars like normal

[sullen fossil]

I may have maid dress but without boobs :3

[coarse rapids]

Portugal is a treasure trove of old cars

[void kelp]

Holy shit chat is gay today

[nocturne iron]

happy easter..

[void kelp]

How many 7 gay people

[coarse rapids]

happy easter

[sharp moss]

That's pretty odd ngl, if you're looking for a cheap car you have a neighbour that produces them, alongside the Germans for example

[nocturne iron]

I have a collection of ball gowns

[sullen fossil]

[high sail]

me
you
aspen
konway
uhhh

[coarse rapids]

the Portuguese tunning scene is really big
and ppl usually buy used cars

[high sail]

happy easter

[coarse rapids]

the ratio of old to new cars around here is like 60-65 old and the rest is new

[void kelp]

Me is gay?

[sharp moss]

Didn't you say modding cars there was illegal?

[high sail]

not Me the person
me

[void kelp]

No

[nocturne iron]

idk me has been in the chat for awhile, could be borderline

[shy narwhal]

Literally me

[nocturne iron]

im just saying you can't leave en off top unscathed

[shy narwhal]

Sprain ankle

Gets 20k Euros from insurance

profit

@gray jetty i know an easy way to make 20 grands in the US

Only works in the US

[nocturne iron]

sell Crack?

[shy narwhal]

No

[void kelp]

Aspen in what way are you of god

Lucifer?

[nocturne iron]

me rn

im feeding my bird peanuts

[void kelp]

Csgo
Racist
Femboy
Makes sense

Gn chat

[rough patio]

Good night

[gray jetty]

Oh yah?

[inland kelp]

Every CSGO player ever

[void kelp]

No

There are 2 types of csgo players

[inland kelp]

The racist and the cheater

[void kelp]

Ruskies (racist) and twinks (racist)

[inland kelp]

yeah, right

[feral fable]

god I forgot how much I hate watching new shows because they always start off so god damn slow

how unexpected for a mercenary

https://tenor.com/view/sidorovich-gif-20097310

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024511350585688215/1032116325721587792/caption.gif

[crimson moat]

turn on the tv

[runic glacier]

what in the..

world

[alpine forum]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-hank-schrader-punch-punches-punching-gif-20675537

why would you post such a thing

[runic glacier]

no way

[alpine forum]

no wayyyy

[feral fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648167194471170059/948604778362073158/image0-2-3-1.gif

[runic glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/scared-cat-back-up-im-out-of-here-funny-animals-gif-14402530

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-ketchup-hotdog-gif-12866307

[runic glacier]

ketchup and mustard

[void kelp]

Small boobs

You said that 4 times already

[feral fable]

fr tho I'd sex those if they were real

[atomic lynx]

finally

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738073074418581615/1033865515170537543/rotting.gif

[sharp moss]

Redline starts at 11 but it can go up to 12,5 i believe, if the smiths tach is anything to go by anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMG5S9j1vWE

[rough patio]

Polonez polish cars 🇵🇱 💪

go to hell

https://tenor.com/view/toy-car-barbie-drag-slide-fast-car-gif-13203880 no im racist🇵🇱 💪

[sharp moss]

Homie put on slicks during rain

[candid cloud]

Proof when?

[rough patio]

doggie

[rough patio]

no more doggie

[lone tusk]

Wtf you guys just did to ping 10 times

[feral fable]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/648167194471170059/948604778362073158/image0-2-3-1.gif

that would just make me more sane

[shy narwhal]

!warn @void kelp stop with the NSFW jokes

[simple sage]

Aspen#4881 has been warned

Reason: stop with the NSFW jokes

[high sail]

based

[void kelp]

Cat

[lone tusk]

Don't pos croped porn waifu

[high sail]

whar

[lone tusk]

@teal oracle

[lone tusk]

we have a Philippine dude here

[delicate willow]

L

[feral fable]

bro real

[feral fable]

coach better

[lone tusk]

the chat is sh!t today

[rough patio]

thats cause aspen joined (no offense)

[lone tusk]

[feral fable]

me and my homie when "play" fighting

[delicate willow]

Merc

[feral fable]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092161938844299334/patriotism.gif

[lone tusk]

Cmon @delicate willow don't post this anymore

[delicate willow]

This goes hard

[feral fable]

I thought that was a pie with a whole bunch of cats in it

[small ice]

💀

big brain moment

[feral fable]

I've been eating my weight in chocolate and I do not feel so good

[rough patio]

men

[lone tusk]

Don't post this anymore

[void kelp]

Relatable

[high sail]

me: cute femboy
him: cute guy

[cunning quartz]

hermaeus mora????

[void kelp]

?

[feral fable]

I will fight you and it will look like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2uuGiKdtKI

[lone tusk]

The tf post is full of croped nudes

[void kelp]

Wow you dont like big hunky tf2 mercs smh

You should change your views tbh

[lone tusk]

I'm seriously gnome, you got so many mutes already that the next one can be a ban, respect the rules

[void kelp]

Idk man

[small ice]

🫳

[high sail]

the DREAM

[feral fable]

my brother has that headset

[void kelp]

Good

[high sail]

me when i will care:

[feral fable]

first of all SHUT THE HECK UP!!

Fr

[lone tusk]

Chill both of you

[feral fable]

I have 80 cents canadian to my name

I deleted all my memes and it did NOTHING

I don't check the dms bots message me 😈

idk skill issue?

:(

[high sail]

go to heck

[feral fable]

shut up man liker

[lone tusk]

Chill up guys both of you now
@feral fable @high sail

[feral fable]

how to make a bomb out of a cell phone

[void kelp]

@lone tusk how about this huh?

Yeah das right

[feral fable]

planets aren't real

NOOO

I have high blood pressure

[bitter hearth]

Everytime i open discord, specialy this chat i either get a rare 0.01 chance to actually have fun, or loose brain cells

[feral fable]

I have heart disease

[bitter hearth]

Have a nice day👋

[feral fable]

ew wtf is that

[lone tusk]

Water bug

[gray jetty]

Extremely true

[feral fable]

Kill it

[bitter hearth]

Idk, skill issue, you shouldnt have hit randomize character then

[lone tusk]

Yummy

[feral fable]

this is me

[high sail]

😋

[lone tusk]

Gimme gimme

[feral fable]

can I have one

[shy narwhal]

Pay me

[feral fable]

I have 2 dollars

and 45 cents

[shy narwhal]

Not enough

[lone tusk]

Can i pay with a arab C script?

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/nurgle-warhammer-total-war-warhammer-daemons-demons-gif-20223678

this is LITERALLY me

[feral fable]

I mean same

man I hated when they gave a train a different suit

the blue one is classic

yeah

yeah

I know

blue is best suit tbh

my brother

sold 1000 dollars worth of CSGO crates

and skins

just to buy a hecking steam deck

[high sail]

i like stalker a(nal)nomaly

[feral fable]

he has a single skin that costs 1000 dollars

[void kelp]

Cs remastered

[coarse rapids]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[teal oracle]

Morning

[coarse rapids]

bc they dont exist

UNISG is such a stupid concept

[teal oracle]

It’s 9th of April again 🫡

[lone tusk]

whathell

[gray jetty]

Gentlemen

Today is a sad day

After 40 years of service there throwing her away

[lone tusk]

What is this

[teal oracle]

Forklift certified

[gray jetty]

It’s the tugger

[bitter hearth]

the forklift isnt forklifting

[hallow coyote]

[red comet]

i didnt have time to edit this , its funnier like this

[hallow coyote]

Nice

[alpine forum]

now do one with male_07

[gray jetty]

Oh it still does

It’s not broken

The company has decided to find a device that’s worse in every way

And replace it with that

[red comet]

Bro rejected me

[bitter hearth]

wtf

[hallow coyote]

Ok

Just got some stuff from grandpa

[alpine forum]

noice

[neon vale]

@inland kelp wolf pfp?

[inland kelp]

yup

[neon vale]

based

[lone tusk]

imagine being a terrorist and die after poop

[inland kelp]

Lmao i wonder who's that idiot

[lone tusk]

solo

[nocturne iron]

okay to the Polish poeple here, do you really celebrate Śmigus-dyngus day?

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1094570093888938136/video_1_0a06ba54984646fbb4cbdc20f4351754.mp4

[neon vale]

do irish people actually call fat tuesday pancake day

[nocturne iron]

I don't know I'm not Irish

[cyan canopy]

Does anyone have that video of Steezus Christ shredding for our sins on Skate 3?

[earnest escarp]

https://youtu.be/GUVQHD6j9S0?t=53

[pearl wraith]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[cyan canopy]

Thank you

[gray jetty]

She was the best of us

The bravest solider among us

[rapid shoal]

Door kickers, best game ever after stalker

[lusty onyx]

The 2nd one obviously

[teal oracle]

Second one sounds like a good friend

[lone tusk]

[marsh hamlet]

[lone tusk]

@high sail @shy narwhal fumo time

[rapid shoal]

In that level I just put a guy with a precision rifle in a window and let him clear the main room

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092774504087965786/1312CD01-BB19-4624-9F5E-9CA6DDF60AB5.gif

[lone tusk]

that's time consuming

I need my three stars

[rapid shoal]

I just do the level

I don't care about perfection

Well, only sometimes

[lone tusk]

🤢

[void kelp]

Egyptians believed that one or the most significant thing you could do in your life was die

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1092903991412785193/stalker_camp_1.gif

[gray jetty]

when i leave paint open for days on end

[void kelp]

Woman

[rough quartz]

Bruh

[void kelp]

Yes

[void kelp]

Give me 6 hours to cut a tree

I'll spend the first 4 bulling minorities on the internet

[coarse rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[cinder crag]

gn

[cinder crag]

i love this little guy

[teal oracle]

Aww

[prisma zephyr]

Block deez nuts

[cinder crag]

im deez mits

nuts

https://tenor.com/view/block-blocked-gif-12915238

[alpine forum]

NO DONT DRINK THE WATER

[cinder crag]

it makes you forget

i dont even remember how i got here

[alpine forum]

YES

exactly

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004215299459002428/1094666746847314122/FB_IMG_1681054916616.jpg

[neon vale]

@lone tusk

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Me

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/trolling-troll-troll-face-apocalypse-gif-20830139

[rough patio]

why is fumo

[teal oracle]

I don’t know
Sylky is becoming more cringe by the minute

[lone tusk]

Don't post this anymore dude

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/561153801114091521/1080976798671708230/watermark-7.gif

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1078778387105075220/ezgcheek.gif

[lone tusk]

Fumos

[prisma zephyr]

The war continues

[teal oracle]

Italian gato

[teal oracle]

Clearly Realistic physics

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Armageddon is upon us

[teal oracle]

Oh god a vtuber

[teal oracle]

Kill it

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/reaction-hamster-my-reaction-to-that-information-my-reaction-to-that-information-meme-my-reaction-gif-25863470

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/political-wallace-breen-breen-combine-half-life2-gif-24658899

[teal oracle]

Cringe

Derek 2.0 here

[void kelp]

Gm chat

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/r29dl4bD75o

[lone tusk]

Its 2pm

[void kelp]

I know I was just eeping because easter -w-

[runic glacier]

https://youtu.be/-B19u9tHnIs

[runic glacier]

I cant take it anymore

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/daeth-funi-periflight-dies-from-gif-22212023

[rough patio]

@lone tusk yo you got the fumo or not

[rough patio]

is that a yes

[red comet]

🚿

[tropic tundra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1067934114478559306/1090689248434335865/qartvelis.mp4

[neon vale]

liking anime ≠ "all women are hookers"

[coarse rapids]

fatherless behaviour

[runic glacier]

@void kelp Wake up

@void kelp Wake up

[neon vale]

bro this chat is flooded 💀
legit surprised nobody has tried to stop it 💀 💀

[coarse rapids]

@lone tusk ayo can we mute this guy

[sharp moss]

7 jannies online and not one does anything, but god forbid you do a funny joke once

[coarse rapids]

Im busy getting angry at the russian language I cant be here

[neon vale]

true

"funny joke"

[sharp moss]

What? It was

[sharp moss]

And i posted that one to elaborate on a thing somebody else said too, so it's not as if it was posted out of the blue

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

i can't concentrated in the circuits study

[runic glacier]

I hate this chat now

[prisma zephyr]

Off top is usually chaos

[neon vale]

its usually readable though

trying to follow a conversation in this chat rn is like trying to milk a male cow

[tropic tundra]

same

[neon vale]

derek has posted this before

[prisma zephyr]

Big oof

[lone tusk]

sam no hyde

[void kelp]

I just shoved a nuke up my🐱

[lament zealot]

The doctor who heals isn't the one on the gurney

[lament zealot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw6iEMyd14Q

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/738073074418581615/1033865515170537543/rotting.gif

cringe

[lone tusk]

The chat rn

[void kelp]

Murder aspen

[neon vale]

if you are going to flood the chat with memes
find better ones
please

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-meme-ban-бан-gif-23598712

if you werent it would just be a dick move
which could be grounds for mute

[void kelp]

Yes

[alpine forum]

very much

[void kelp]

You made me physically cringe.

Thats impressive

Thats not impressive

[gray jetty]

Amazon drivers when the package got that 2 day shipping

[void kelp]

No one is surprised

[gray jetty]

I’m not the fun police smh

[void kelp]

Do your job

[gray jetty]

I don’t see a problem

[void kelp]

Hes flooding chat

If youre going to post 3942 unfunny memes cant you just do it all in one so it doesnt flood chat with the new update

[lone tusk]

Stop dude

[gray jetty]

Alright I got him for 60 seconds

Take in the fresh air before he comes back

[void kelp]

THANK YOU

First he talked about twinks and boy smell

[alpine forum]

i will now proceed to suck out all of the oxygen we have in this little atmosphere of ours

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

Mod abuse

[gray jetty]

I trolled him

[lone tusk]

You trolled the laws

[gray jetty]

I am the law

[void kelp]

Justified mod abuse

[alpine forum]

maybe its a sign

[lone tusk]

I gonna call saul goodman

[gray jetty]

I am Saul Goodman

[lone tusk]

And I'm walternya white

[granite tangle]

average yakuza player

because i can

also did you see my post on bcs episode titles yesterday

[void kelp]

One of the Yakuza VA is a huge trans activist because a trans person gave him amazing head

Stop with the breaking bad edits i beg you

[granite tangle]

@void kelp read this

[void kelp]

Thank you

[granite tangle]

have you read my post now

[lone tusk]

Don't post this anymore dude

[void kelp]

What did he post

[lone tusk]

One of those music videos with Ira

[neon vale]

sylky is based

[high sail]

lame posting

[granite tangle]

whats lra

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/destination-fear-odd-fellows-home-alex-schroeder-its-weak-sauce-bro-gif-22959294

[high sail]

ireland republican army

[lone tusk]

Irish republican army, a terrorist group

[high sail]

i know someone who wants to do a IRA kit in airsoft
based af

[void kelp]

Come on get yer blacks and tans come and fight me like a man

[granite tangle]

well i didnt want you to send me any

[lone tusk]

Dude don't do these jokes pls

[void kelp]

It's a song

[lone tusk]

not a good song

[void kelp]

I just dislike brits

My uncle and his family doesn't count

[granite tangle]

your crocs are fake

[high sail]

we bully the british army
go provo company!

[void kelp]

99% of Crocs are fake

[high sail]

https://youtu.be/kINLxNxTMJ0

[void kelp]

My headphones https://youtu.be/Zj88LoDlSxQ

Relatable

[atomic lynx]

AGAIN?

[void kelp]

Shit music

[atomic lynx]

Its funny that its still happening

[void kelp]

War thunder players when anyone plays anything(war thunder is literally free)

[neon vale]

war thunder players when people actually enjoy playing games

[neon vale]

(i am playing wt rn)

[candid cloud]

Tbh, WT is shit and WoT is also shit, but at least it's better than WT.

[void kelp]

Just play stalker

[atomic lynx]

"we'll rip your nuts off"

[void kelp]

(best worst game ever)

[atomic lynx]

kek

[candid cloud]

I played it.

[void kelp]

Play more

[neon vale]

wotb is better than both by miles

wt is fun when you are sealclubbing with 3 other people

[silent meteor]

she actually pronounced it right tf

[void kelp]

Wotb?

[candid cloud]

Of course, it's showing the parts which you can't hit and also no arty + free gold.

[neon vale]

blitz

[void kelp]

Oh

It's literally wot but on mobile

[neon vale]

exactly

[neon vale]

its on steam

[void kelp]

Oh

[candid cloud]

App Store, Play Store/Market, Steam, WG.net launcher.

[void kelp]

Don't post twinks

I've seen enough

[atomic lynx]

Its time for me to dip

[lone tusk]

When will this over?

[neon vale]

when you mute him

[granite tangle]

not gonna lie to you, being heapat is really annoying

overrated in my opinion

it was a girl

[neon vale]

you gay? or are you just speaking for people for them 💀

[void kelp]

When you ban his ass

[void kelp]

LIKE PLEASE I BEG YOU

[neon vale]

not an answer

yes or no

[lone tusk]

@neon vale fun fact penguan, a water roach can swim, fly, climb in walls and his powerful claws can bite
theres no way to run

[void kelp]

Actually kinda funny because my bf is swedish.

[prisma zephyr]

Is aspen Derek's alt? 🤔🧐

[void kelp]

There's not

[granite tangle]

derek, that dude

[neon vale]

so no

[prisma zephyr]

I'm getting Derek vibes

[granite tangle]

i tried to talk to you and offer you my friendship, but you blocked me

[neon vale]

you are just speaking for gay people without knowing if its true 💀

[void kelp]

Well you thought wrong

[granite tangle]

derek, lets be friends

[neon vale]

theres a yes i was looking for

if you dont give me an answer im just gonna assume the answer that makes you look bad -sun tzu 'the art of trolling'

[lone tusk]

Stop guys, I'm feeding neco arc

[prisma zephyr]

I'm only gay when Guts from Berserk

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-eating-soup-gif-25773991

Skinny

[neon vale]

short

[prisma zephyr]

I need the American version

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[granite tangle]

do you like breaking bad?

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/father-garcia-faith-the-unholy-trinity-garcia-faith-grindset-gif-27507444

[lone tusk]

@prisma zephyr
I found some old ass spertnaz assets mod for stalker soc, i will make some duty and freedom models when i got time

[neon vale]

yes

[void kelp]

Based father Garcia

[neon vale]

unless you are some superficial guy and are only there for the looks, then yes it is still gay

[prisma zephyr]

😏

[neon vale]

although its discord/the internet
so being there just for looks is probably the only reason to date

[atomic lynx]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ3c-ctnVoE

Time for Jermaposting

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/yakuza-yakuza-kiwami-joker-kiryu-kazuma-dame-donny-gif-24540118

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/240196923644968960/1049138393696710716/trim.0E358356-EF01-4729-B932-4A9BBC0C3259.mov

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-live-reaction-live-jerma-reaction-jerma985-gif-25667361

[granite tangle]

what is your opinion on the better call saul finale

[prisma zephyr]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/animals-with-captions-jerma-jermitus-late-stage-jermitus-patient-crazy-jerma-gif-25121740

[void kelp]

You need help and God

[rough patio]

bruh aspen is on the chat all day

chill bro

[neon vale]

terminally online

[void kelp]

Mf been posting non stop all day

[rough patio]

literally

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-gif-25721087

[neon vale]

this

[void kelp]

Yes you have

[neon vale]

he was posting memes when i opened wt 3 hours ago

and has not slowed down
bro go outside and take a walk

[teal oracle]

true

[prisma zephyr]

Wt

[neon vale]

i dont care what time it is

[void kelp]

Go to the corner and think about what you did

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-twitter-password-give-me-your-twitter-password-jerma-burger-jerma-moment-gif-25052050

[neon vale]

4.7 italian sealclubbing

[prisma zephyr]

I had to make a new account but I'm working the german and American lines

[neon vale]

go for minor nation tress

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

be based

sweden, japan, and italy

[prisma zephyr]

But but but me when US line
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OnQXRxW9VcQ

[void kelp]

Poland

Japan and Italy

Bro thought eternal torment was for 1 day only! HE MADDD!!!

[prisma zephyr]

I WAS thinking of doing sweden

[void kelp]

Hmmmm

[neon vale]

true

[void kelp]

Im convinced you're ai

[prisma zephyr]

AI based on Derek's brain

[void kelp]

Bees make honey

[void kelp]

No derek is a 4chan breed degen

[void kelp]

Can an AI walk the dog?

[azure spade]

@high sail be like:

[granite tangle]

honey, truly a magnificient drink

[void kelp]

Yeah atleast aspen doesnt say dumbass shit like this

Artificial intelligence when natural stupidity walks in

[neon vale]

derek tries to be quirky and bait people all the time
but gets laughed out of the chat instead

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-gif-25819088

[void kelp]

"shut up pagan"

NGL i wouldn't be surprised if he was pagan

[prisma zephyr]

Derek's not pagan he is just making us look bad

[atomic lynx]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/805200904868855848/video1.mp4#t=0.01

[void kelp]

Worshipping trees and women and shit

[void kelp]

I know its embarassing even to just see him speak.

[neon vale]

"pagan"
hes only saying it because saying athiest wouldnt elicit a reaction from people as much as "the white god tyr"

[prisma zephyr]

Not the Vikings they existed to kick ass

[void kelp]

How do people drink monster

It's disgusting

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue-kiryu-skill-issue-gif-26368421

[prisma zephyr]

You don't enjoy piss flavored crack?

[neon vale]

TRUE
FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue-kiryu-skill-issue-gif-26368421

[void kelp]

No?

Bro i tried bud light and it was better

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jerma985-mental-mental-crisis-crisis-gif-23649578

[void kelp]

And budlight is a watered down piss tasting beer

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/jerma-jeremy-jerma985-2ndjerma-gif-19735832

[neon vale]

explains the short attention span

[neon vale]

i would take bud light over monster any day

[void kelp]

Just drink coffee if you need a kick

[neon vale]

or craft soda

[prisma zephyr]

Coffee destroys my stomach

[void kelp]

I said I was an atheist in this server and nothing else and than the whole chat flamed me, idk.

[neon vale]

because it was in the middle of a conversation about christianity

[prisma zephyr]

What if I told you im unironically pagan

[void kelp]

I would be disappointed

[atomic lynx]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-hello-chat-jerma-jerma985-gif-21409154

[neon vale]

hold a blot and then ill believe it

[void kelp]

No I said some gay shit and you said a bible quote or whatever tf so I said I'm an atheist.

And you're going to hell

[neon vale]

sacrifice your prisoners

[neon vale]

that was tampico

[void kelp]

Same person

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ragnarskol-gif-19307584

[neon vale]

i just said "good for you, anyway"

[void kelp]

I thought you were tampico it was reversed in my head

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/the-goon-fortnite-dancing-flapper-flapping-gif-12227208

[neon vale]

6 memes a second attention span

[lone tusk]

THE ARAB C

[prisma zephyr]

Bullet dodged

[atomic lynx]

Dammit Sean, I told you not to leak that

[void kelp]

Hey sylky

[neon vale]

never said you did
doesnt change my point

[void kelp]

Why?

[atomic lynx]

What did i just saw

[lone tusk]

Sup

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

@void kelp any good polish music?

[void kelp]

Bred born and raised

[neon vale]

my polish music is getting stale

been listening to the same music over and over

[void kelp]

Born in the worst part of Poland

Śląsk

That too

[neon vale]

like nikt nam nie zrobil nic

[neon vale]

east?

[void kelp]

Gdańsk

[void kelp]

South west

[prisma zephyr]

Hold my beer, I'm about to bully a child

[neon vale]

i know very little about poland itself but i would definitely live there over london or berlin

to become polish

[void kelp]

I live on a farm like a real Polishman

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/trinidad-james-dont-believe-me-just-watch-gif-9186862

[void kelp]

Nearest store is 30 minutes away (car)

[neon vale]

the hell you cant

i can

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

Depends on the server and platform

[neon vale]

i am surrounded by 6 bars

[prisma zephyr]

I'm surrounded by 6 dispensaries

[neon vale]

and dairy farms (god bless wisconsin)

[void kelp]

Never seen a bar or a pub before

[lone tusk]

Tf is going on here I'm trying to eat my sausage

[prisma zephyr]

Inshallah: 🙏

[neon vale]

d2 has said some weird shit before 💀

i just realized

[lone tusk]

Wasn't him banned?

[neon vale]

where is immaculatus

[neon vale]

probably knowing him

[void kelp]

No I'm a Catholic boy with a love fetish

[neon vale]

he hasnt said anything since february 😔

[ripe merlin]

We're twins

[lone tusk]

He is in the sylky server, i saw him changing his php, i think he is active on other servers now

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/predator-handshake-arnold-schwarzenegger-carl-weathers-gif-17765053

[prisma zephyr]

"I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going"

[simple sage]

Aspen#4881 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[lone tusk]

@prisma zephyr @neon vale time for revenge

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-sorry-gif-23824324

[prisma zephyr]

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Sucks

[prisma zephyr]

Look mom, I'm famous

[azure spade]

Guys, I have a very serious question

M249 SAW or M249 PARA?

[prisma zephyr]

SAW

[earnest escarp]

you gotta be the one to initiate, if you wait for the right moment too much time will have already passed

[void kelp]

PKM

Or UKM

[azure spade]

Nope

[cinder crag]

saw of course

[void kelp]

Same shit different caliber

[lone tusk]

The para is the israel m249 abomination?

[cinder crag]

pkm

[void kelp]

But if i have to choose a m249 then SAW

[azure spade]

This

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

I'm pretty sure the Para has issues lol

[void kelp]

Too much porn i see

[void kelp]

Abomination kill it

[lone tusk]

Para means stop in portuguese

[azure spade]

PKM is good, but It has few big minuses that is why between PKM and M249 I choose M249

[prisma zephyr]

Para, short for paratrooper

An m249 will "stop" your problems tho

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Ma deuce > everything

It's not American if it's not in 50caliber

[void kelp]

Ha i don't use dollars

[lone tusk]

i can see food leftovers there

[void kelp]

Terminally online

[lone tusk]

Clean your keyboard dude

[void kelp]

Anyone but you

[azure spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/685196384940720144/814404638362173440/kit-1.gif

[lone tusk]

whathell is vc perms?

Voice chat?

Absolutely no

[void kelp]

There is no VC in this server

Don't ask me idk

I'm just a dumbass

[azure spade]

Poland is based

[azure spade]

I am Ukrainian 😎

[simple sage]

Aspen#4881 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[prisma zephyr]

[neon vale]

what happened

[neon vale]

i was making tea

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-on-to-onto-discord-gif-24147491

[lone tusk]

You're late, we loose

[neon vale]

lost what

[lone tusk]

The meme war

[neon vale]

so children like you are safe

[lone tusk]

Where doomed

[prisma zephyr]

🤔

[neon vale]

its happened before (back when we had one) according to multiple members

thats why vc is mod only

not porn

grooming 💀

its discord

[azure spade]

[neon vale]

you will come to realize that this is just inevitable when you mix children that are degenerates and adults that are degenerates

[prisma zephyr]

Sus

[regal heron]

when someone talks shіt about my country i join them

[neon vale]

that is NOT a good time to say this 💀 💀

[void kelp]

Sure bud

[neon vale]

im the opposite

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-chris-hansen-gif-12085242

[void kelp]

What country?

[azure spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932025569187627049/1072047186419912734/0900943E-E006-44C9-9D95-BC2D526811BC.gif

[neon vale]

team wisconsin all the way

[void kelp]

Cheese state

[prisma zephyr]

Colorado represent

[void kelp]

I could put you in a mansion way out in wisconsin

[rough patio]

this server made me nationalist tbh

[regal heron]

a country in eastern europe

[void kelp]

Which one

[earnest escarp]

you have climbed Pike's Peak, right? you're not some poser from Boulder

[void kelp]

We ain't gonna bite you can tell us

[neon vale]

still not a good time to say it
if its bad enough it doesnt matter how much time passes 💀

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1039349833733001279/1094690053344735282/IMG_3438.jpg

[prisma zephyr]

💀

[regal heron]

there's literally no difference between eastern european countries

[void kelp]

Yes there is

[regal heron]

no

[azure spade]

Yes

[void kelp]

Serbs are twinks

[prisma zephyr]

I was born and raised in CO lol

[earnest escarp]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/759814040297275402/1051962813012254900/catet.gif

[void kelp]

Bosnians are war criminals

And Croatians are just cool

[neon vale]

COlombia?

[regal heron]

croats are nazis

[azure spade]

CO2

[void kelp]

Idk

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/coke-bottle-hearts-love-gif-17141590

[rough patio]

the polish is more racist

[prisma zephyr]

I was gonna post somethibg from scarface but that's probably a bad idea

[void kelp]

True (speaking form experience)

[regal heron]

no everyone's racist in this shіthole

[nocturne iron]

okay lads, general opinion on Dr. Pepper

[rough patio]

i mean-

yeah

[azure spade]

I don't drink sodas

[void kelp]

Give me 6 hours to cut a tree

[nocturne iron]

fair and based

[void kelp]

And I'll spend the first 4 bullying minorities on the internet

[azure spade]

Based )

[regal heron]

what field of medicine do they specialize in

[nocturne iron]

endocrinology

[void kelp]

Tried it when i was in the netherlands

Kinda funny tasting tbh

[neon vale]

its fine, tastes like chemicals like most other sodas

[regal heron]

then i think you should ask nozar

[rough patio]

the taste was too sweet and weird in my experience

[nocturne iron]

usually dr pepper causes more discourse

[neon vale]

i HATE serbians

[nocturne iron]

my favorite soda is dr pepper

[void kelp]

Gotta take a shower

[neon vale]

why

[nocturne iron]

good luck

[void kelp]

We catholic in this B

[prisma zephyr]

Did you try the cream soda one?

[azure spade]

🚿

[void kelp]

We go to church on Saturdays

[neon vale]

lutheran

[nocturne iron]

yeah its so damn good

[void kelp]

Atleast you're not Mormon

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/ron-burgundy-will-ferrell-anchorman-great-odins-raven-gif-6206749

[prisma zephyr]

Agreed

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/legoshi-beastars-gay-beastars-legoshi-x-louis-gay-gif-19630799

[rough patio]

wtf was that

gay as shit

[nocturne iron]

wtf

[regal heron]

a scene from a furry vaguely homosexual anime

[nocturne iron]

vaguely?

[regal heron]

yes both of those characters are canonically straight

[nocturne iron]

that was homoerotic fr

[void kelp]

I love uhhh love

[neon vale]

atheadax and platy are

i also do not like mormons

[regal heron]

highly recommend it it's called beastars

[void kelp]

It's heresy lol

[regal heron]

ah

[neon vale]

true

[void kelp]

Like I'm not even joking

Yo what?

[nocturne iron]

[neon vale]

look up how many wives brigham young had

[void kelp]

Suicide video

[rough patio]

ok this channel needs a blessing NOW

[neon vale]

unfunny meme

[void kelp]

Not based very cringe

[prisma zephyr]

Me watching the 6000 denominations argue over who interpretation of book is right:

[regal heron]

i love posting gore videos

[nocturne iron]

ok

[rough patio]

Ojcze nasz, któryś jest w niebie święć się imię Twoje; przyjdź królestwo Twoje; bądź wola Twoja jako w niebie tak i na ziemi; chleba naszego powszedniego daj nam dzisiaj; i odpuść nam nasze winy, jako i my odpuszczamy naszym winowajcom; i nie wódź nas na pokuszenie; ale nas zbaw od złego. Amen

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/skill-issue-massive-skill-issue-kiryu-skill-issue-gif-26368421

[azure spade]

My phone is full of videos where russian soldiers getting killed

[nocturne iron]

okay guys genuinely, what is the appeal of pornography?

[void kelp]

Based

[neon vale]

real

[void kelp]

Most people want something they can't get

[full grail]

guys does anybody know what music is this https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/566335499946426379/1094413328727679087/video0-10.mov

[prisma zephyr]

Russian soldiers vs American rednecks, who would win?

[nocturne iron]

I genuinely don't understand why it exists in such large quantities

[void kelp]

And it's easy

[neon vale]

addiction

[void kelp]

Plus this

[regal heron]

your made up belief system is a crime against god according to my made up belief system

[nocturne iron]

unstoppable force vs immovable object

[neon vale]

most people (almost all people) watch porn simply because its routine

aint you a minor bruh
i dont wanna hear this

[neon vale]

-mormons

[void kelp]

Drunk unstoppable force vs immovable object that's high on meth

Idk bout you but the meth head is gonna win any time of the day

[lone tusk]

Kuro already talked with you a about those jokes bro, don't talk about this topic we got orders to mute you if you do

[tiny dew]

@gray jetty

[regal heron]

turns out people are aroused by acts which are arousing

[tiny dew]

Your nerdness is needed

Explain to my old soul how I do this

[neon vale]

@void kelp https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Brigham_Young's_wives

[tiny dew]

I have a 2-port router and a switch I want to use to connect another PC to the internet

[nocturne iron]

I feel nothing from it other than disgust :/