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Pocket apple
he is entirely L bro 
The room temperature Pocket Fish
you dunno how to make a bait, go back and learn 😎
no thats me and johnny
They're the same person?
Say gex
me
Also if you look like this dm me
(any gender)
chokers.....
no, but neco is a parody of her that became a unique character in the type moon universe
🥱
how to make linux users mad:
gaming when ?
Linux users overcomplicating a simple problem
yeah, windows is bad af, but got cool gaming
linux users when they literally cant run anything without a million keystrokes
Ahh yes, my deep rock character

I need to play CS and CoP
Windows for all its shite. Has a lot of options. Especially considering its industry standard all over the world, including the US military
i see
To be completely honest with you I've never seen a woman wear thigh highs
Only dudes
Plus I can run linux on windows
That's the catch
good luck them brother they are fun 
Eh I've seen them its sexy and cute
but why
Who are you hanging out with lmao

To spite god
Chokers are hot
If you start to programming, the only good asset to buy is programming thigh high socks. They are better than any book you can get @void kelp
And you think I'm joking but no, it's a general rule on programming
Im never gonna program stuff
erm can you please capitalize the G in God
Yep… just one thing
I'm a farmboy not a femboy
thats only if you programming in C 
Reason: Bad word usage
Based
You missed the trilogy being on sale on steam undortunately. It was like 7 bucks
ah right wolf is cringe
whar
Yea, in C
Yeah I know
i need time 
I'm going to IT systems for school. I'm going in with military surplus clothes and my work boots
Why do you think I nerd emoji him every time
fair
C programmers are generally Femboys, I am resisting against the urge right now
C,C++,C# the dll languages i hate all of them 
c programmers coping with the worst language
So every single programmer that uses C is a twink?
semicolon
What are you talking about
printf("i hate ;");
bro.
Average C Programmer
Printf("go talk to some bitches:")

no
oh i see you're running a program to tell yourself that
good job
The sock degrees
she print stuff in a console window
I'm a ankle and crew guy
useful to check a variable
All this nerd talk
Reason: Bad word usage
🤓
python programmers: 
i already got 1040 hours programmming in python
its of course more
My reaction to this information
i need that outfit
but 1040 is what it is on my resume
Hey guys!
Hello navigator
Become a C Programmer
hai shturman

nah
You are a c programmer
I hope you all having nice day )
you aswell
Thanks
You as well
i will make one to you use as php
Ty )
All that programming just to make pfps lol

Reason: Bad word usage
Fookin dutyers, let me tell you
I like sleeping for 4 hours 24/7/365
i will make one in 1080p for ya
Insomnia posting
I like airsoft
Make sure you put on your clown mask
I like guns
No this shit quality one is good enough
Me to
I sleep.
real shit???
Ya duty IS pretty clown tier
We all do
This is the one I was talking bout
here
Peak male performance
You know I’m still a loner right?

you want one brother, i can pick a loner model for ya
Need to get a duty cosplay
Even loners usually know that duty doesn't do shit lol
Duty gigachads club 
Oh yeah… what does freedom do… nothing except talk crap about duty
Smoke weed
We literally fight off monolith what are you talking about lol
And smoke weed
Smoke weed, kill monolith, repeat
They also uhhhhhhhh
You might have a point there
Smoke weed
and duty hold the agroprom mutant infestation
They also molest bloodsuckers
Man it’s lit in your place huh…
Duty propaganda
Monolith and Ukrainian military peopaganda
Freedom is the party and dutyers are the party poopers
That's why they named themselves doody
he is like: oh no theres sh!t in my boot, oh no freedom blood move along them
Duty mf's go to the club and don't drink anything that has alcohol in it
freedom > doody

duty do workout and live long
Doody>fweedom
(i have a different political view)
we still got members from the 2009 incident
Ngl I like that, f-weed-om
most of them are from 2009
Kinda easy when you laze around the bar all the time 🤣
And sometimes get shit faced (once a decade from illegally smuggled vodka)
Let's be real, weed > alcohol (I'm still doing both)
average freedom lifepsam two weeks
Let's be real Bible > weed, alcohol
"Man made beer, God made weed. In God we trust"
I'm doing none 
duty lifespam: eternal life since what you do in life echoes in the eternity
Typical duty wet blanket 😏
Hahaha, I'm just caring for my heath
ok guys lets take religion out of this argument
And it was watered down
Better go to gym than go to bar
Why not both? Work out stoned lol
True
Don't drink and work out tho that's asking for a bad time
Nah, I only drink on major holidays, like new year
good man
Because alcohol is still poison after all
exactly
I live in a state of perma-stoned

another health dutyer 
me personally, i dont drink at all
chad

freedomers hate duty bc we are healthy
Exactly
but a drug that can actually damage other people
Nah just because yall are useless lol
Yes 
Mist (2007)
I think it was myst* but holy shit nostalgia
Ohio
hhahahahahahahhahahahshahshsha
yeah look how the freedomers loose their base in the dark valley to low budget bandits

no im talking about Mist
Oh a movie
The mist except everyone is just stoned af
deep plot

I'll be going to Barbie for Ryan Gosling
If they don't have the barbie girl song instant 0/10

quake 4 expirience
i hate quake 4
emissions are so beautiful, i hope theyre just as beautiful in the new game
they will be great in the ue 5 😎
it would be cool if theres a side quest of a old charecter from soc that you help with something and then he ask you to bring him outside so he can see a emission while he is dying
Never played it, cant relate
it lust looks so good, i wouldnt know how to recreate such a thing
I hope their is instances where bandits or other stalkers randomly try to mug you
played what brother

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Quake 4
I see
The problem with quake is that who know qhat quake is all about 
Alien shooter? Demon shooter? 3d braindead shooter?
Who knows 
I only know that i got a gun and that i most kill
If your talking about mp, arena shooter
If your talking story, idk
That's quake 3 brother 
Oh nvm you right
Quake 1,2 and 4 are campaing shooters
Quake 1 is with demons and hell
2 and 4 are about a alien war
And then theres 3 the arena 
Yummy
you know you're fucked, when 800mg of ibuprofen at once doesn't help with your pain

love getting old
Go see a doc
Ahh yes the joys of age
We are working down the wire atm
nah
my doc said it's normal for people my age
Mother fuck comes over here and grills me on my drive practices like
The only time that i got such pain was when i not workout for a week
and I shouldn't overreact about it
Bro get the fuck out of here
We broke a clock we’re not looking 10 feet above us
We’re watching for the fucken pole in the ground
What, that makes no sense lol
unhealthy freedomer as always
I work out for a living lol
yeah well are supposed to

Change this to water
Pills = drugs, drugs = for the weak
(P.S. weed isn't a drugs it's an herb)
last time it was this bad I needed to get a Morphine injection to stop it
Well I assume sylky is fairly young so not like he understands lol
me too
Weed is a drug
I just suffer through the pain
Not the medical term drug
learn how to make a bait easy biter you're still to bad at this
It's an herb, a doctor told me so 
That is a lame ass doctor
Views on weed are different here lol
I dont like how weed makes my head feel
Weed > alcohol tbh
That’s an avengers level threat
that doc is killing freedomers faster so its a good doc
Certain types of weed give different highs, it was probably indica if you have a head-y feeling
But to each their own
Yall are based
I know about the different kinds, it's a family 'business'
cancer is coming
Based, more like blunted
I also think the smell is too similar to skunk spray

That's from the cigarettes
dude dunno what he is using
Freedom moment
Concentrates are huge here now which doesn't have the smell
Not only
okay well back to work
Science isn't out yet
if you smoke weed, cancer will still happen
eating it is another story 
Mind over matter, boys
If you smoke anything cancer will happened
And dementia we already seeing this 
true
smoking also causes dementia
The "dementia" is called sylky lol
mad again eb
Joe bidet?
Joe (b)mama
Easy biter is mad guys 
birt
sad to be you easy biter
kots
Man figured out how to cure cancer
They look like registered sex offenders
Just eat them instead of smoke them
sylky should be a faction leader in the sylky mod
Probably is
I'm sorry guys but my cats aren't Derek
this 34 year old man will be the next duty leader
(he's not 34 years old)
i miss that meme
I think i have
Yes, mentally stunted 34 year Olds as duty leaders 
I'm being molested
Send help
I no longer have it 
It was on my old phone
Catposhxkskxjdhdnxk
catposting
En_duckpost
kys
Stronk
😎
No

You're saying yes to this?
Go see a psychologist that's not good
HHAHA LOSER

Who is him 
H3 has been a joke for awhile now
He said that life is too short for exercise
I see
He fat
He loose wife

Lol
Maybe he go gym now
Honestly it's a miracle she stayed with him that long lmao
He probably play dark souls too
Wtf 
LMAO WUT I don't want to know what kind of kink that is
Man wants to be the little pee pee poo poo boy
Yes dark souls players are basement dwellers, but that's kind of the pot calling the kettle black lmao
Easy biter as always

@void kelp pls friend don't post this anymore, or post one that don't show his parts
Honestly I thought it was a tampon 💀
You got it boss
👍
Also why would I post a fat 40 year old man in a diaper
I only posted him because we were talking about it
to make a point or bullying a freedomer
Questionable life decisions
Sylky moment
All 3 of those things makes sense
Like I said, sylky moment 
What
Arbitrarily deleting stuff lol


The irony is real
yeah that you're laughing about yourself
It's actually the fact you're a child but we will go with that 🤣
dude act like a child calling other a child
See the irony now easy biter ?
Try harder eb😎
That's cool, how expensive it is?
Actually my friend is on to game so we will continue this another time
8,800 rubles
Cya eb, try not get mad so easily next time 
I'll let you know when you're not delusional and I'm actually mad lmao
Do some challenge at least, get you mad is too easy
Kot 
I see, hope you're doing well brother
We're doing fine
keep it that way
Great 
Today i ate shit and made a hole in my fav pair of pants

I hate mud
"Today I ate shit" doody moment
Dude laughing at the dude life
Reason: Bad word usage
fish
Good one making you the most hated person at the server 
@void kelp you see why i bully him?
Wait what did kwat say now I want to know
He said "mf everything is duty moment to you"
That's why nobody like you dude
Dude was talking about his life
Do a normal talk
lmao dude's life
certified duty moment
whar
got to love me some Titanfall PvE
are we bullying someone
I miss it
The only time I don't is when you're around honestly lol maybe you shouldn't be a bad influence on the community 
I'm not mad at him he just say "duty moment" to everything bad that happens
i can't shot me, you're lucky
you can speak me
I'm mad at my american friend because he said the n word but the put ę instead of e
Like why why
I talk well with anyone except you easy bitter, Dont blame others for your sh!t behavior
What did ę do to you
I created me in doorkickers
He is shilder
Everything is a moment of some sort. Nah jokes aside I get you it sucks, I deal with that shit daily trimming trees
a normal talk once, finally
Wait wait wait...I think you're the one that's mad here 
Try harder easy biter 
Seriously tho the only time I'm not having a normal talk is when you're around. Ive tried but you just turn it into shit talking every time lol
🐟
I wish I could do gardening for a living
That would actually be fun
you can
you was literally warned for rule 2 by vasim and i was not even here at time
It's satisfying stuff
That's because waifu is a snitch lmao
This already contradict what you said before
Talk normal dude
we could be friends
Damn sylky, why can't we just have a normal conversation 
Duty and freedom?
Impossible
It's possible 
Me and my asian uncle
I mean there is at least one freedomer here that just wants duty ass
What's up with him?

Where the freedom femboys at

He's just a cool dude (he 3d printed me a goldfish artifact)
t-t
They joined the bandits after the bandits kick they out of the dark valley 
But my dumbass brother destroyed it
Actually I'm pretty sure all the femboys are Monolith
we can agree with this
Php when?

Also i don't think freedom have a gp5 model
White or black gp5
Hold on @prisma zephyr imma go make a gp5 model for ya

Theres only one
🤔🧐
A white
Personally I'm a gp4 guy
Where is that h3h3 video I want to watch it now lol
No there's a black one
In stalker?
Watch this instead
No in real life you goober

Is there a gp5 model in stalker?
I think there's a cut GP-5 model which could be found in some builds
I saw one in anomaly
Theres one in coc but it's too hd
But i think it will work
Cock?
Hey wanna join my mod server 
Sure
I can put bullet in my game
I will put the semi balaclava models from soc later
this model
Semi balaclava?
Omg I'm literally him
No seriously I'd go gay for Guts
For now on i only have a balaclava model that cover the mouth
Like a half mask?
But i can have the soc model
No, the western one that cover the anything except the eyes like in my php
Anything with flecktarn is based
OH
freedom just took the german camouflage and put a green wolf on it
You destroyed his whole faction dude 
German camouflage > cringe edgelord camo
Black and red are edgelord colors?
Black is just cool (but horrible in the sun)
And red is just red
i think russians in COD:MW2 unironically used these colors
Ew
Good camo, if you're fighting in a volcano
still not as edgelord as dootie

@prisma zephyr
based game
@void kelp i will make a duty one too, i will put a black texture to be like the one you show
Mmmm asbestos my favorite
I will use pfp IF...he has a fat ass blunt 

Blunt?
sylky
Bros don't use the Soviet GP5 filter
Marijuana lol

sylky you're very innocent

despite literally living in the country with the most crime
Tea > drugs
God > drugs
someone please make a islamic extremist edit of duty 
I think there is a monolith version


send
I don't have it
Bruh
Bismillah
Stop talking about drugs I'm working here

In my college people smoke pendrivers
I hate my college
Comparing weed to rape is REALLY bad logic. That's some reefer madness shit lmao
thats not what im comparing
I injected the Marijuana and killed 5 people
my guy has zero context skills
It's literally a meme and you went straight to rape xD
you just hate your country
But whatever 💀
Me too 
im literally comparing the logic you apebrain
What a weird comparison to make lol

thats the point.
my guy cant think straight through his weed clouds
Same (i go to highschool)
@prisma zephyr do you still have have your og php?

People suck on memory sticks 90% of the time
What do you mean? The other one?
yrue
Don't go too far with those jokes dude
The full one 
speaking of rape, derek has indirectly admitted to it 
It's drowned out by memes but ya it's somewhere, why do you want it?
ok guys change the subject pls
My reaction to this information
To recreate in blender
I will took one close shoot and other shots in 1080p
Derek the incel guy who defended Nazis and said that most women are hookers?
yes.
Makes sense
why incel dudes exist? Just have sex
Is easy
I have like 7000 memes, send help
the same guy who also brought up the fact thay he feels women's breasts when hugging them
Involuntary celibacy dudes
ok i will do with my memory then
Yo what?
and literally posts nothing but vtuber clips
I can't find it it will just take a minute
Just pay for a hooker at this point
It's just like hungry people
Just eat
Like damn
40 year old virgin moment
he probably did
Watching female comedians until I laugh
Not me
why want womans step on you?? thats hurted why would want that on you??? i want womans to kiss an hug me not hurted me!
@lone tusk
Good thanks
I just want love (impossible I'm too much of a ultra mega giga sigma)
that's yantar tunnels
No kink shaming
Yes kink shaming
i will shame every kink you have you filthy degenerate
lidorally
Love is my kink
And tall girls
i hope your wife is beautiful and loves you
She will be
She can love me and step on me at the same time
No self respect
Woman did step on me once(don't bother with the context) but that was not enjoyable at all
why want womans step on you?? thats hurted why would want that on you??? i want womans to kiss an hug me not hurted me!
Is this a meme I'm not aware of lol
I want womans to loving me not hurtings me
"It hurts so good"
why want womans step on you?? thats hurted why would want that on you??? i want womans to kiss an hug me not hurted me!
Context: that was in middle school during PE. I was exhausted lying on the floor and she decided to pull a prank on me
oh okay
Man it's a shame that most girls my age hate men and suck on pendrives
although i got very worried when i read the words "that was in middle school" first
Or so drugs
do you live in california
No (thankfully)
okay good
She Captain Morgan'd you huh
Waifu live 
TOP 3 worst places on the earth
what
Man I never had a chick step on me in school, just kick a soccer ball into my nuts
he's romanian
He told once
waifu is not californian
I have no idea what that means and I'm not really sure if I want to
Nr.1 California
Nr.2 Florida
Nr.3 Śląsk
if he is then i hate him even more 
a romanian californian is an absolutely vile mixture of filth
A bisexual romanian californian femboy
I swear California and Florida are different dimensions
yeah
Florida is the penis of america
they actually have a portal to each one
Like literally
california is the ass
Florida is the turd hanging out of America's ass*
It looks like a dick
lidorally

Pc is dying to rendering yantar
A micro dick but a dick nonetheless
and you're dying from living in brazil
come to arizona
Go to Oklahoma
So america is a fat dude with a micro dick. This makes too much sense 🤔🧐
No money 
BORIIIMG
I can only afford the country music
My best friend lives there :((((
i hate country
(i love him like a brother)
sucks
I like Johnny cash country songs
His tribe lives there so that's the only reason why he's there
Come to Colorado and I'll get you so high that you'll be tripping your balls off
like wtf theres no Johnny cash in fallout nv and theres also no radio cash mod
Johnny Cash is the most based person to exist
I should make one
cocaine blues
Johnny cash?
Well Johnny Cash doesn't technically fit the 50s Americana fallout is going for, unfortunately
https://youtu.be/0VZuA7iJY4Y
@prisma zephyr
Provided to YouTube by Columbia/Legacy
Cocaine Blues (Live at Folsom State Prison, Folsom, CA - January 1968) · Johnny Cash
At Folsom Prison
℗ Originally released 1968. All rights reserved by Sony Music Entertainment
Released on: 1968-05-01
Composer, Lyricist: T.J. Arnall
Vocal: June Carter
Vocal: The Carter Family
Vocal: The Statler Brothe...
I must have dementia

I heard that name somewhere
I almost thought you broke wolf for a second lol
He is one of the most influential country singers, but like, good country
He wasn't expecting me breaking the rules 
I don't listen to country music
Well i only listen to the house building song from RDR2
It's the one genre I don't like but Johnny Cash is an exception, trust me
And some songs from new vegas
BIG IRONNNNNNN
45k assets 
I'm so blue is good

Now that i compiled i see that those white markers are actually invisible walls

Oh Jesus let's ride into the sunset is good
My pc:

Goated song
Ролик несет в себе лишь развлекательный характер и не преследует цели навредить\оскорбить\унизить автора или\и фанатов.
Десятичасовая версия нарезки из песни группы КИНО - Пачка сигарет.
Виктор Цой - "Я сижу" десять часов.
Виктор Цой сидит десять часов
я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я сижу я...
re4 mercenaries looks great

Guess i will have to get covid again to play
Who got covid ? I need someone to infect me

O ty kurwo
Damn i thought you had many tall girls
dream honestly
big tiddy tall girls.....
Nah just tall girls
uh i have @pulsar spindle
Men don't count
I'm short so i prefer bigger girls
Does they think you’re his/her?
(not fat just tall)
I like women regardless of height
hes a guy, and no
i like both tall and short
I am average 180~
Miau
Then you still have none
Im a tall person so I have to choose a tall girl
ok
Same

Women are hot no matter the height
Personality matters a lot
you can tell he doesnt get any hoes
@prisma zephyr 
this is what you guys are like
Do any of us?
go touch grass
maybe me
Yes and no
The equasion is technically wrong
There's a big difference between "i hate women women are not people" and "i think tall girls are hot"
that guy looks like a ass who you want to punch as hard as you can
I will
ah my bad, this might be more suitable for you then
That's more like it
But i do this to dudes
literally the same thing
litteraly not me homie
not the same thing, but both have zero game 99% of the time
what the hell is happening at Tiktok
Tik tok is pretty cringe
Your question would imply that it was different before
ugh i feel like crap
Then stop feeling like crap simple
fun facts
go to heck, Me
I would take the bomb recipe
ugh i feel tired and i feel i dont have enough force in me to function
@void kelp
Ok that's slightly impressive lmao
Who?
how are you, love?
Schizo
Tried but eating
enjoy your food, ily
Bomb
Just like Ted kaczyński intended
Do the opposite of living commenced by one’s own hand
Hoe mad
Stfu virgin

Is that sun tzu?
Jesus
You can thank Obama for that
John
Poor roach
Skate
Guys should i sell this
What mod is this?
You probably should if you don’t care about upgrading
ANOMALY PLAYER
Anelmony
Btw if you haven't seen this it's totally worth a watch:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mXZ45yLpg14
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@prisma zephyr i finish imma go ping you at fanarts channel
I honestly cannot unsee the mask being put over the suit
That's so cursed
I hate it
Hey athea
Hey hey
Whats up
Nothing much
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give them to your favorite technician
Foobar2000 users in town?
Tell me why I get certificate error when trying to play AAC streams and you may win my love
nom
Fish nugget
@teal oracle stoopid kitty
NO THE CAT
I see
she smart
its smoke grenade
thats a flashbang
The cat or?
Happy Early Easter
Derek posted something and it's not making you die from cringe. Something must be wrong here.

Mom's when they leave the stove on
what did he do
the fish nugget
i made a full list of changed better call saul french episode titles
can i post it
For season 1, almost all of the episode titles were left the same, or translated literally, except Five-O, which was translated as "Histoires de flics", which literally means "Cop stories"
for season 2, they took some liberties, Switch is called "Un nouveau chapitre", which means "A new chapter", Cobbler is named "Le gâteau à la crème", meaning "Cream cake", Gloves Off is named "Réquisitoire", meaning "Requisitory" and Nailed is named "La roue de la fortune", meaning "Wheel of fortune".
season 3 only has two changed episode titles, Chicanery is named "Manigances", meaning "Schemes" or "Schenanigans" and Off-Brand is named "Question d'étiquette", meaning "A matter of etiquette"
same for season 4, Something Beautiful is named "Le Bavarois" meaning "The Bavarian" and Winner is named "Le gagnant rafle tout" which just means "Winner takes all"
theres nothing special for season 5, except that Dedicado a Max wqs translated into french: "À la mémoire de Max"
finally, for season 6 they only changed titles that wouldnt sound good in french Black and blue became "Salement amoché";"Badly injured", Axe and grind is "Dur à la hache";"Hard to the axe" Plan and execution is "Préparation, exécution", Point and shoot is "Dans le viseur";"In the Sights", Waterworks is "De l'eau dans le gaz", a french expression meaning "Trouble brewing", literally "Water in the gas", and finally, Saul gone is named "Saul au monde", a play on the french expression "seul au monde", meaning all alone. So the final episode's title means "Saul alone".

as a side note, the expression "Seul au monde" was already used as the french title of Ozymandias in BrBa, and the plural form "Seuls au monde" is the french name of 4 Days Out



