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[cinder crag]

i hate vegas pro

vegas pro is so bad

[lone tusk]

I wish i have time to work with my mod

[gray jetty]

bruh i think im dead ass power limited

[lone tusk]

Now apart from the zap squad there will be more squads that you can pick to go to pripyat

[cinder crag]

i wish i had a fulltime job to take up my freetime

[gray jetty]

i need to enable higher power draw

[void kelp]

I can help you with that

[gray jetty]

brb

[cinder crag]

i already have my sources

[lone tusk]

What

[void kelp]

It might be a shtty source. I know a really good one.

[lone tusk]

Hank was a great character, sometimes i search for breaking bad just to see his scenes

[neon vale]

he constantly says shit that would get him into trouble but uses convoluted loopholes, innuendos, and references so he falls within the rules

thats why his bait is so dumbfoundingly shit

[cinder crag]

@neon vale cs

[neon vale]

gonna go eat

ill be able to in a while

its fish fry tonight

[lone tusk]

the master of trolling

He is probably the last one of his kind

All the others are banneds

[cinder crag]

no he is not a master

he is actually really bad at it

he's just retarded

[neon vale]

all of the banned ones are good trollers

[lone tusk]

If he is bad why he wasn't banned for the loundry na** joke

[neon vale]

derek is bad at trolling because hes so afraid of breaking the rules that his bait stops being believable

anyway
gonna go get fish

[lone tusk]

i dunno
The way i see, he troll without break the rule, with is hard af to do

[neon vale]

they should have friday night fish fry in brazil

[lone tusk]

what is this?

[neon vale]

bars on friday all collectively start serving nothing but fish for the night

[tiny dew]

Neco arc absence

[neon vale]

its a thing thats most seen in the midwest or in coastal communities

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

I see, we eat too many fish here friend

we could eat fish every day bc theres too many

[neon vale]

i always wonder why wisconsin has such a market for north atlantic cod when we live in the middle of the continent

[hushed condor]

As a wisconsinite, must say its because of the river connecting the two

[neon vale]

probably

[hushed condor]

but thats it

I eat cheese instead

because its in massive stock

and glazer donuts

[gray jetty]

alright i did some core optimizing

and i gained 1000 points in cinnabench all core

for free!

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-paranoid-gif-4974019

[lone tusk]

You're not a troller dude you're just annoying

[prisma zephyr]

neco arc spotted

[lone tusk]

Cheese is great

[hushed condor]

What's your favorite flavor?

[lone tusk]

@hushed condor
You play ace combat

[hushed condor]

or kind of cheese?

[lone tusk]

Cheese flavor

[hushed condor]

I've heard of it a while ago.

[lone tusk]

you got a pilot in your php

Play ace combat now

[hushed condor]

Look at the PFP manuals name tho

[lone tusk]

yeah ace combat

[hushed condor]

I don't got ace combat, I got two fighting

[lone tusk]

War thunder hum

he is great

But ace combat got a fun campaign

[prisma zephyr]

Blazing Angel's best flight game

[hushed condor]

I got battle lightning

[lone tusk]

Never heard of it

[hushed condor]

it's walmart War Thunder

[lone tusk]

I see

[prisma zephyr]

🤣💀

[lone tusk]

Wanna play hawx ?

It's the walmart ace combat

[hushed condor]

Idk

[lone tusk]

I got a total legal link

[hushed condor]

I dont got any pilot games

[lone tusk]

It can run on old pcs

[lone tusk]

Ace combat is arcade

Hawx too

Like, just fun shooting plane game

[hushed condor]

I'm listening to a VSS Vintorez Review on YT rn, gimme a few mins

[lone tusk]

Ok

[hushed condor]

[lone tusk]

I saw watch you did

Mute yourself for 12 hours

[teal oracle]

NOOOOOOOO

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[cinder crag]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/596833777930469397/1093938351071047821/igVideo.mp4

[craggy crow]

🥦

[void kelp]

Wtf

[cinder crag]

he doesnt get it

[void kelp]

And I get called weird

[cinder crag]

because you are

[hushed condor]

Bro 💀

Thats beson mcball

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mujikcboro-seriymujik-gif-24361533

[prisma zephyr]

[prisma zephyr]

Why does it have butt cheeks

[lone tusk]

wtf theres atomic heart porn on yt

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/wtf-confused-look-gif-24835232

[cinder crag]

atomic heart porn?

what?

[prisma zephyr]

Always a classic

[lone tusk]

[prisma zephyr]

Also a classic

[hushed condor]

practically halo infinite

[lone tusk]

I'm trying to find rising storm chopper formations with music

[simple sage]

Tampico#1776 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[cinder crag]

bro.

[hushed condor]

dam

[lone tusk]

But yt keep me sending atomic heart videos with porn thumbs

And it's very explicit

[cinder crag]

can we fix this shit bot

i dont want to retype that

@lone tusk go to the logs and repost it

[hushed condor]

please tell me that those are some statuses

like Vergil status or any other status

[lone tusk]

"343 director: will be released next week!!
entire development team still unable to figure out the shitti engine they were given:
Also, sylky is the best helper he is my bf"~tampico

[cinder crag]

true

[lone tusk]

No

Literally porn in the thumbs

[hushed condor]

Dear god...

[lone tusk]

Tits and dicks

[cinder crag]

youtube is broken

[hushed condor]

Welp, I guess I got a way to get views now on yt

all it needs is a few viruses and getting tracked down by the authorities

👍

[cinder crag]

i wonder how you can embed viruses into youtube links

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-rising-hmm-thinking-smile-gif-12571277

i will figure this out

[hushed condor]

I meant the "incognito youtube links"

[cinder crag]

well i mean normal links

im going to commit mass cyberterrorism

[hushed condor]

I want to search up atomic heart and see how much thumbnails have literal stuff in it

[lone tusk]

You can, we called this "shortecuts" but they are not shortcuts, they are ads that show you the true link

[gray jetty]

https://gyazo.com/244b70b7ae261f8d212be52983b57ed5

he had me in the first half not gonna lie

[hushed condor]

Oh

I thought he was having you code it with him lol

[gray jetty]

nah

its a well known scam

that account is compromised

@merry aspen

[hushed condor]

oh

[gray jetty]

bye bye buddy

[gray jetty]

what they will do is send you a link

and if you download the file from the link

[hushed condor]

its a download link isnt it

[gray jetty]

you get root kitted

[hushed condor]

Idk what a root kit is but I have a feeling its like a backdoor

[gray jetty]

basically

it means they gain full control of your pf

pc*

and any data on it

is compromised

[hushed condor]

dear god

[lone tusk]

Ban this guy jack

[hushed condor]

I am usually paranoid when it comes to links

yeah, ban this fool

his account is comprimised so atleast don't take a risk with him in the server.

[gray jetty]

already did

[lone tusk]

Good

[hushed condor]

I want to message him a certain link I know of

it's a link to a certain 18 years of age server except the link doesnt work

but the server is questionable and the link is also questionable

nothing illegal I think

idk the link is expired

[hushed condor]

within the first few seconds this already sounds good

what's it from?

[cinder crag]

Wolfenstein: The New Order

[hushed condor]

I've never played wolfenstein

Unfortunately

[cinder crag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6Wm_8XGdXU

this game slaps

[hushed condor]

I know the german version of "The house of the rising sun"

[cinder crag]

and old blood

[lone tusk]

Try brutal wolfenstein

Is like classic wolfenstein

[hushed condor]

Alright.

[lone tusk]

But you can dismember your enemies

[cinder crag]

i should play the older ones

[lone tusk]

And make them suffer

[cinder crag]

like Return To Castle Wolfenstein

[lone tusk]

That game is cool

[hushed condor]

Quick question, is it criminal that I have gamma, efp, another stalker discord group, and this group in the same discord folder?

[cinder crag]

New Order, Old Blood, and 2 are a reboot

[lone tusk]

But he is hella crazy

Like

[cinder crag]

yes you should consider banning yourself

[lone tusk]

You begging fighting with the Jerrys and you end fighting with god

[hushed condor]

I'm sorry, god forgive me.

Should I put Gamma and EFP in a seperate folder?

[craggy crow]

Put every server you have in one folder

[lone tusk]

Try the gamm server

@cinder crag
Play return to castle wolfenstein with mods

Gun mods

To have more weapons

Theres also 2009 wolfenstein

Is very good

But he is open world

That's boring af

[hushed condor]

I've got 6 folders, each are for seperate games or ingame things

[lone tusk]

He was trolling ya

[hushed condor]

Ik

[craggy crow]

[hushed condor]

Im being serious tho, I've got more folders than braincells I use on the daily

[cinder crag]

me

[lone tusk]

I told ya

Ask in the gamma server

[cinder crag]

i have lots of old files i need to clean up

[lone tusk]

The link is in #🔩┃trilogy_modifications

[cinder crag]

most of them are old recordings of games i played with my friends

my old friend group

i dont want to go through them because it brings back memories

[hushed condor]

old friend group

[lone tusk]

I always played alone

Last person who i finished a game with was my gif

[cinder crag]

your gif?

[hushed condor]

I had an old friend group but my previous account got banned because my friend got me involved in some stupid shit with other people

[lone tusk]

4 years ago

[cinder crag]

i had an irl friend group that mainly used discord (red flag) and they banned me for an unknown reason

[hushed condor]

thats how I got introduced to discord actually

[lone tusk]

Your friends banned you lol

[cinder crag]

yeah

[hushed condor]

a friend of mine but then he ended up kicking me from his servers and then we didnt talked for a few years

[cinder crag]

they blocked me on everything

[hushed condor]

we talked again and I wasnt fond of him no more

[lone tusk]

Wtf

[cinder crag]

cocksuckers

[lone tusk]

Looks like my ex

[cinder crag]

they were very immature

refused to talk about anything

[hushed condor]

really?

[craggy crow]

Sounds like every irl friend group

[lone tusk]

i see

[cinder crag]

so instead of discussing an issue with me, they banned me

shows how good of friends they are

[lone tusk]

Reminded me our try to make the secret society server

[cinder crag]

tbh i was only friends with them because of high school

i didnt know anyone else

so i just stayed with them

[hushed condor]

Funny thing is I've got more friends from other schools than my actual highschool

[cinder crag]

i should've realized sooner that they werent for me

[lone tusk]

I still got my friends from the middle school

But we got different interests now

They go to parties all the time

[cinder crag]

[lone tusk]

And i work on my free time

[craggy crow]

Same, after I finish in this school I'm planning to block everyone

[cinder crag]

i met them in middle school

[lone tusk]

I work all the time fr

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

[hushed condor]

I've got some from elementary still

we all still chill with each other because we all somewhat still have the same hobbies

[craggy crow]

I might

[lone tusk]

Thats cool

[lone tusk]

[hushed condor]

Well, I don't talk them alot because they play on a different platform

but also i lost my online subscription for it as well

[lone tusk]

[hushed condor]

I think atleast

[lone tusk]

play cs mobile with them

[craggy crow]

Wish my friends could play other games besides Valorant, Overwatch, League and rip off mobile tarkov

[hushed condor]

play pixel gun 3d

[lone tusk]

Mobile tarkov

[lone tusk]

You want to compare god cs to this?

[ionic skiff]

Is this real?

[hushed condor]

it was god back then as well

[lone tusk]

No go back to your realm

[ionic skiff]

K

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Theres hl,op and bl too

With multiplayer as well

[lone tusk]

[hushed condor]

Rate the turtle

[lone tusk]

nice turtle

[craggy crow]

11/10 crunchy

[hushed condor]

This is my dog

[lone tusk]

I see and he got a cool rodent friend

[hushed condor]

An opossum actually seems like a cool pet tho, either that or a raccoon.

[lone tusk]

Raccoon got tiny hands

Wirh a pet Raccoon you can steal stuff and put the fault in your pet Raccoon

[hushed condor]

they are called bandits for a reason

[craggy crow]

Raccoons are cool

https://tenor.com/view/raccoon-bread-raccoon-bread-raccoon-with-bread-racco-gif-22120699

[lone tusk]

Chunky

[hushed condor]

He looks like a cuddler tho

or like a big fat doggo

a lazy dog

[craggy crow]

Chonk

[hushed condor]

that bread looks like its chew toy

[craggy crow]

Looks edible enough

[hushed condor]

what one looks edible?

the raccoon or the bread?

[craggy crow]

Both

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

bedtime

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

what

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

Send more of these memes

[cinder crag]

i dont have any

i should make some

[bitter hearth]

Yes

[cinder crag]

send me pictures

and videos

[neon vale]

@lone tusk you ever use wallpaper engine? https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2936188769

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

No, i only use dynamic wallpapers on my phone

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/740712749075529751/1094100775027875850/VID_290941020_030508_259.mp4

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/1093936369266593802/Image.gif

[lament zealot]

this is like the third time I saw this meme... in this channel... in like two days

[neon vale]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/570294835441827840/1093936369266593802/Image.gif

[neon vale]

i like this version better

[lament zealot]

lol good one

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

I tried, i tried really hard to enjoy this show bc i like 2d animations

But it's just sh!t

[lone tusk]

The plot is actually just a casual Scooby-Doo case, but it's made in such way that the resolution is so stupid, and not to mention the bad comedy

[lone tusk]

https://youtu.be/XHzs9tucRA4

[lament zealot]

choose

[lone tusk]

I'm not a furry so i pick the cheese and then i will sell the cheese so i can have a wolfgirl gif who not love me

[sterile spear]

The Children yearn for the mines

[prisma zephyr]

👀

[void kelp]

FINISHED MY FIRST ACTUAL RUN ON FUN% HL1 MOVEMENT. 1:22:43. LEFS FUKCING GOOOOOOOOOO!

[lone tusk]

Good

[high sail]

Woah

[lone tusk]

@cinder crag is hard to make coffee

[void kelp]

You say woah to shit I said like hours ago that is anyway sexual but you dont say woah to the fuсking speedrun. Look how fuсking cool I am for doing that even though its a bad time for fun% hl1 movement its still my first run and everyone starts somewhere. I am getting head today I am bhopping to oregon just for this event.

[lone tusk]

Emotional breakdown moment

[high sail]

Homie
I didnt see your speedrun, sorry
Good luck on your head

[void kelp]

Im going to edit it now because no one will have an attention span good enough to watch it without music.

[cinder crag]

true

also this guy looks like a literal muppet

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Djvizhwcoziqidduwbd

[teal oracle]

CHEESE

GET OUT OF MY WAY WOMAN

[lone tusk]

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

[lone tusk]

Imma go sleep

Cya

👍

[high sail]

Good night sylky

[void kelp]

Balls

[void kelp]

I love this image.

[lusty onyx]

K i l l

||by shoving that monster can up the no-no hole ||

[void kelp]

Wishful thinking

[lusty onyx]

[cunning quartz]

but

Z is up and down

[cunning quartz]

looking at the fact that im taken ill be taking the cheese

[rough patio]

damn you already purple

[void kelp]

Im a member of that server

[full grail]

guys did anyone play entropy zero 2?
how do I get in there

[void kelp]

Go youtube

[feral fable]

this is a stupid question for one cheese is expensive for two cheese tastes good for three cheese goes on almost anything so why not the cheese? what kind of question is this? who would want a wolfgirl gf anyway? they'd probably be gross and tear small animals apart and eat them and they'd have bad BREATH which I wouldn't want to be smellin' when bangin' so I rest my case here

[chrome dagger]

cheese

[old stone]

I was at the gun range today (technically yesterday) practicing with rifle and last week practicing with pistol. Should I call myself an "active shooter?"

[azure spade]

How often do you visit a range? And were those firearms yours?

[old stone]

They are my firearms. I try to visit at least once every other week.

If I see "active shooter alert," should I say "here I am?"

[azure spade]

Then I would answer yes

[granite tangle]

whats your rank

[candid cloud]

@void kelp, try to speedrun SFH1.

[nocturne iron]

hey guys

what's up

[lusty onyx]

Sup

[atomic lynx]

Rip Fred Fazbear

[azure spade]

I'm good, how about you?

[nocturne iron]

I've been better

[regal heron]

happy margaret thatchers death day everyone

[nocturne iron]

WOOOO

[atomic lynx]

Oh shit was it today?

[regal heron]

yep

https://twitter.com/bbcbreaking/status/321228374066466816

BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking)

Baroness Thatcher has died this morning follow a stroke, her spokesman Lord Bell says

Likes

4628

Retweets

7898

Twitter · Apr 8, 2013, 11:49 AM

10 years ago 🥳

[azure spade]

I think, she was a good leader, tbh

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-point-face-with-monocle-this-man-react-him-gif-26503600

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/pizzaface-pizza-tower-speech-bubble-meme-worried-gif-27449375

[sharp moss]

And were back, now let's resume with the posting of best girl activities

[rough patio]

lmao

[azure spade]

https://tenor.com/view/peppino-pizza-tower-pizza-tower-dev-pizza-tower-game-pizza-gif-27476123

[rough patio]

it was me

[lusty onyx]

Sus

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-skeleton-gif-25954239

[void kelp]

I feel honored

[atomic lynx]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/590614299119190016/1088539558838276136/caption-2.gif

[rough patio]

Its been a long time since i laughed this hard lmfao

[void kelp]

M

[ionic skiff]

At least you get back up

[inland kelp]

sup everyone

[ionic skiff]

Ah привет товарищ

[ionic skiff]

I’m joking, what’s up

[inland kelp]

all good so far fellow stalker

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/lappdumb-lappland-arknights-vergil-dmc-dmc-gif-25812813

[ionic skiff]

I’m pretty good too, I’m off to work tho

[nocturne iron]

I LOVE METHAMPHETAMINE

wait wrong one

methylphenidate

that's the one I like

[nocturne iron]

I just got to work

[ionic skiff]

Have a good time working man 🙂

[nocturne iron]

I got here too early

I cant enter the building for another hour

[nocturne iron]

my commute is 50km away

so I can't predict traffic in the city

[lone tusk]

Buy a coffee and wait

[nocturne iron]

I have a redbull

I usually do wait

about an hour a each shift,

[lone tusk]

I never really use any energetic

[sharp moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW8qubzRql0

[nocturne iron]

because If I leave any later the traffic into the city is awful and then im late

[nocturne iron]

Sylky have you moved on from necoarc

[ionic skiff]

What do you usually do then if you’re early?

[nocturne iron]

is it touhou season now

[sharp moss]

Why would you ever move on from Neco

[nocturne iron]

I usually work on interior detailing of my car, or meditate

take the time to enjoy the birds and the sky

[ionic skiff]

Nice 👍

[nocturne iron]

and count how many riced cars are going to the college campus

I actually made a picnicking spot in my car, so the entire back is a nice cozy area to sit

[lone tusk]

i hate college
I hate college
I hate college

[nocturne iron]

it might look like I'm homeless and sleep in my car but oh well

maybe someone will stash some money for me to find out of pity

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

im looking for a fabric to make some durable but soft cushions

and a cozy blanket for nights of stargazing

[lone tusk]

Homefull

[lone tusk]

That's cool

[nocturne iron]

thanks :)

[lone tusk]

My blankets are just bed dresses

They are full of holes

[nocturne iron]

there's a lot of camping areas around here but insects love to eat me alive so maybe I can enjoy camping from a car in the future

I think they would find a way into a tent

[lone tusk]

Be careful with weirdos

[nocturne iron]

I wouldn't go alone

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

Crash would join me

:)

[lone tusk]

In brazil everything got holes

[nocturne iron]

otherwise it'd be really awkward to share a 1.5m×1.5m space with someone im not in a relationship with

damn got that blankussy

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

dawn freedomers

[nocturne iron]

that's the back of my car rn

[lone tusk]

that's why the insects are eating you, you got a insect ritual blank

[nocturne iron]

nah it happened before I got the bug blanket

no bug bites since tho

im so painfully allergic to mosquitoes it's not even funny

[lone tusk]

don't come to brazil

[nocturne iron]

wasn't planning to

[lone tusk]

We got too many mosquitoes

[nocturne iron]

I live on a marsh, we have so many

[bitter hearth]

mink mink

[nocturne iron]

if I go outside in summer I can't have any exposed skin

[lone tusk]

They are annoying and they can give you alot of sickness like dengue, and theres a dengue variation where you poop blood

[bitter hearth]

what did i just walk in on

[lone tusk]

And malaria or yellow fever

[nocturne iron]

we have Triple E here from mosquitoes

just two dudes chatting

just watched a seagull eat a plastic bag

[lone tusk]

lemme show you the average mosquito in brazil

[nocturne iron]

birds are such intelligent creatures

[nocturne iron]

do it

[nocturne iron]

uh

[ionic skiff]

I always wondered what was the purpose mosquito serve, but I always find that they are annoying and imply injuries all the time

[nocturne iron]

why

[lone tusk]

We call them big foot

[nocturne iron]

mosquitoes are the food source of some bats

[lone tusk]

And frogs

[bitter hearth]

down here we have mosquitoes that eat not suck

[nocturne iron]

eat?

[lone tusk]

We got too many frogs here

[nocturne iron]

like chomp

[lone tusk]

And they are all venomous

[nocturne iron]

not a single nice froggy?

[bitter hearth]

chomping on yeah

[nocturne iron]

[bitter hearth]

im gonna try entropy zero 2

[nocturne iron]

mosquitoes here if im bit the bite swells so large it bursts open :<

so suffice to say uh I hate mosquitoes

[lone tusk]

Our common frog is the bull frog, he lives everywhere here, if you squish him he trows a poison that can blind you

[nocturne iron]

well don't squish him

[lone tusk]

I wish all mosquitoes and roachs are dead

[bitter hearth]

we got a kind of lizard like that, but it spits, makes you blind and gives your skin big spores

[lone tusk]

I hate water roachs

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

I had a frog jump in my mushroom basket once

[lone tusk]

Frog fella

[nocturne iron]

idk what kind

[lone tusk]

It's probably a frog

[exotic carbon]

"My mushroom basket" 😂

[bitter hearth]

yeah thats what i was thinking too

[nocturne iron]

hmm true I was thinking a bit more of froggy tho

since it was small

[bitter hearth]

call it grigs

[nocturne iron]

I forage and study local fungi cultures

[bitter hearth]

oh nice

[nocturne iron]

im on year 3 of collecting growth data and spore changes in colonies

[lone tusk]

Reminded me the super deep movie(It's not porn)
A ancient fungos start to kill anyone in a mine in the urss

The people became fungus

[nocturne iron]

sounds cool

[bitter hearth]

my brother does the same, but more for like bacteria, he gets fungi or stuff and tests with bacteria in his college lab

[nocturne iron]

oh that's cool

[inland kelp]

la creatura

[bitter hearth]

he has 2 years left to become a biological scientist, im happy for him

[nocturne iron]

I wish that there were actual mycology courses in this country

I do this independently

I found that spores from a certain fungi here look like human blood cells

[lone tusk]

You can be a micro biologist in my country to study this stuff

[nocturne iron]

I was so confused when It came into focus on my microscope lmfao

[bitter hearth]

for us here its open, even if you studied mechanics they will allow you to experiment stuff, but with supervision

but if you study biology or micro biology they allow you to enter alone with a card

[nocturne iron]

if I want to get a minor in mycology I have to complete a doctorate in microbio

[bitter hearth]

or chemicals, meth jesse we gotta get it!

[lone tusk]

i got no supervision at all, i even got my own key of my lab

I could watch adult films there

[nocturne iron]

then if I get a job as a mycologist I can start at 22USD

with a doctorate..

[lone tusk]

Like forest gump

I mean forest hump

[nocturne iron]

or I could join Bank of America call center and start at 26USD an hr

[inland kelp]

My mommy told me i'm big enough to watch Toy Story alone

[nocturne iron]

is it because of the scary parts in Sids room?

[lone tusk]

You're not, go call your cousin

[bitter hearth]

haha noob, my mom told me im big enough to watch shrek alone

[nocturne iron]

:0

wait

[lone tusk]

I got money per month

[nocturne iron]

Mommy? as in biological mother? or milf

[lone tusk]

[inland kelp]

That is unfair! hysterical sobs

[nocturne iron]

[lone tusk]

Dawn freedomers

[nocturne iron]

😎

I ask the real questions

[inland kelp]

My lawyer told me not to answer this

[nocturne iron]

L

[inland kelp]

Infinite water glitch fr

[sharp moss]

Grown man just learns that water conducts electricity

[lone tusk]

@shy narwhal fumo time

[inland kelp]

My mind was not ready for this

[lone tusk]

Neco fumo

[nocturne iron]

oh hey guys wanna see the shotgun shells I found at my local park?

[bitter hearth]

hell yeah

[bitter hearth]

i know the blue ones are rubber, red ones are slug iirc

[nocturne iron]

the blue ones were red

[inland kelp]

I have just a shell in my room

[lone tusk]

whathell

[nocturne iron]

it's ammo from the 70s that washes up from the river

[sharp moss]

😭

[lone tusk]

they should have injured a lot of civilians in protests

[bitter hearth]

DUDE, there is an annoying cockroach that keeps beeping, its not even night its 1 PM!!!

annoying ahh

[nocturne iron]

beeping?

[inland kelp]

also some BB sinkers

[nocturne iron]

it's from duck hunting

it's duck and quail shot

[lone tusk]

It's from a video game

[bitter hearth]

the cockroach that never shuts up, keeps whistling

[nocturne iron]

cockroaches make noise?

[bitter hearth]

night roaches or what ever

[sharp moss]

Weakest warrior of neco arc

[nocturne iron]

are cockroaches actually common?

[bitter hearth]

look they all look like roaches ok

[lone tusk]

@whole fractal

[nocturne iron]

it's not like some exaggeration?

im genuinely interested I've never encountered a roach

[lone tusk]

Water roachs

They live on rivers

In brazil they adapted to make frog noises

[bitter hearth]

thems, but big and make alot of noise, they come in the night alot

[lone tusk]

They got a poison sting

[lone tusk]

I dunno if that little can make noises apart from her wings

[inland kelp]

Ah, a fellow italian stalker, I think I seen you before

[bitter hearth]

a grasshopper or a locust iirc

that makes that high pitched noise in the night

[lone tusk]

But that lady definitely do noises to call the males

And that's her another version that adapted to live at urban areas

[inland kelp]

That's just a Fallout cockroach

[bitter hearth]

camo netting has arived!

if you dont know, how dare you

[nocturne iron]

hmm

Brazil is worse than Australia

[bitter hearth]

imo frick the whole world

specialy the oceans

[nocturne iron]

why does it need pincers

[lone tusk]

She can fly to

[nocturne iron]

NO

[bitter hearth]

RUN!

[shy narwhal]

maybe

[nocturne iron]

idk kinda cute?

with those big ol eyes

[shy narwhal]

Also, yesterday i had night shift @lone tusk

[lone tusk]

It was good?

[bitter hearth]

it will kill !
her eyes are full with malicious intent!

[bitter hearth]

the job you got or another?

[inland kelp]

Do you really want to marry a giant cockroach?

[nocturne iron]

im only brave behind the screen

[shy narwhal]

When we got back at the base, at 3:50 AM we found a old timer staring at the cars passing by, he was there for like 10 minutes then he went away.

We were like "wtf, is this some sort of curse or what?" @lone tusk

[nocturne iron]

I would cry irl

[shy narwhal]

still the same

[shy narwhal]

of course not, everyone called the ambulance for nothing

[nocturne iron]

are you referring to that cursed reddit post about ogtha or whatever the guy named his cockroach wife

[inland kelp]

maybe yes, maybe not

[bitter hearth]

i would detonate

[lone tusk]

I see

[inland kelp]

Cockroach power armor

[nocturne iron]

i simply would disintegrate

[lone tusk]

Average freedomer

[nocturne iron]

true

[inland kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/deep-rock-galactic-deep-rock-bulk-detonator-deep-rock-galactic-memes-metal-gear-rising-gif-26170743

[sharp moss]

The cockroach in question

[high sail]

Opens STOC
Sees bugs posting
Great

[lone tusk]

[sharp moss]

(It's a beetle but you get the idea)

[nocturne iron]

I used to have a 1.5m long tube with the sticky side of duct tape out on one end just to beat bugs to death

[bitter hearth]

the shotgun loaded in my hand in question, thats a friggin fallout monster

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

that looks like a fun time and I'm willing

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-me-gif-19956322

[inland kelp]

Is not considered bestiality, right?

[nocturne iron]

nah

there's clearly a humanoid creature in there

[sharp moss]

Monster girls are almost all capable of speech and thinking so no

[inland kelp]

Cool i'd do that

[nocturne iron]

based

[nocturne iron]

I hope work today isn't busy

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-dilf-oden-one-piece-oden-one-piece-one-piece-oden-gif-26232922

[nocturne iron]

who's going to buy fabric the day before Easter

[bitter hearth]

bug spotted

[inland kelp]

I'll buy A fabric the day before Easter

[nocturne iron]

okay

I'll be waiting for you at the fabric counter

[shy narwhal]

Why did i just read a comment saying "Drugs don't kill" @lone tusk

I was like

[bitter hearth]

finaly

entropy zero 2 downloaded

[chrome dagger]

https://media.tenor.com/eflcydo_u38AAAAM/hard-boiled-john-woo.gif

[lone tusk]

[bitter hearth]

im gonna try and come back cya

[sharp moss]

Car tiem

[high sail]

Have fun

Its a good mod/game

[bitter hearth]

thanks

[prisma zephyr]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hg6L_7qLIEQ&t

[bitter hearth]

ok, favorite thing yet is talking with the combine

[whole fractal]

Lol

[atomic lynx]

I would never thought I would live to the day where I would see Ryan Gosling as Ken from Barbie

[high sail]

hai liza

[whole fractal]

Hello :)

[high sail]

yello;3

[silent meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/664546576332750915/1094252273451941928/Miau.mov

[teal oracle]

Morning

[teal oracle]

My day is ruined

[lone tusk]

[teal oracle]

Screw you sylky you have Singlehandely ruined my day

[inland kelp]

It's just a cat innit

[lone tusk]

[atomic lynx]

Sniper Gaming(yes that is the VA of Sniper from TF2 cosplaying as Sniper)

[teal oracle]

I hate you

[lone tusk]

[inland kelp]

Plot twist: the Sniper is a Stalker

[lone tusk]

It's the ghost of kyiv after the ban

@teal oracle

[teal oracle]

Blocked

[teal oracle]

No more sylky

[high sail]

keep em coming

[high sail]

more

[lone tusk]

hummmm

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891872499313303582/1094262673157402715/RDT_20230407_1835157145162673383678476.jpg

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1093178462870712320/trim.D9BD46DD-3A1E-4B41-A734-CDFEE98AA8F8.mov

I should try stalker gamma to see how bad it is

[lone tusk]

the installation can be bugggy

call grok if you have a issue

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/924826922494615572/945343465800208405/schlorp_schlorp.gif

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1004215299459002428/1094246690875252766/Layeredworkablefavourable_ac9cde_10428241.png

[lone tusk]

i got both but i dont have to play

i dont want to live like this anymore

[prisma zephyr]

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891872499313303582/1094271909744627752/RDT_20230407_1708441785428511941977031.jpg

[lone tusk]

flork post

[candid cloud]

It's borsch.

[carmine forge]

is it?

[carmine forge]

oh wait it actually is

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/we-do-a-little-trolling-we-do-a-medium-amount-of-trolling-troll-trolling-peter-griffin-gif-20853348

[lone tusk]

nosorog png

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle you

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/stalker-stalker-game-stalker-anomaly-chernobyl-gif-25745584

[prisma zephyr]

[lone tusk]

but i got two gas filters

[lone tusk]

emma got two moms, dimitri got two gas filters

[high sail]

what

[lone tusk]

dimitri got two filters

[high sail]

?

[atomic lynx]

Raises the rent of Emma's housing

[high sail]

if they were 2 big tiddy mommys win honestly

[lone tusk]

DIMITRI GOT TWO FILTERS

[high sail]

ok

[lone tusk]

[simple sage]

Kwatermistrz#3824 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[zealous junco]

He looks like a baloon

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

Message was based.

[lone tusk]

i dont have much ideas for freedom models

i will make a ghillie for them

[lone tusk]

my honest reaction

[void kelp]

So no head?

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077365424850731009/1093956415862886470/cat_death_penalty.gif

[prisma zephyr]

Sylky get no head

😏

[high sail]

L honestly

[lone tusk]

he is full of joy after i put him to play dark souls for 5 hours

[lone tusk]

its a dog dude

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-berserk-haters-jellybean-gif-25102669

[lone tusk]

easy bait as always

[prisma zephyr]

Dark souls actually sounds kinda based rn

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6VNBtIs7WmQ

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-fish-this-is-bait-gif-11212449

[void kelp]

I'm a master baiter

[cinder crag]

treue

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-hourah-loux-godfrey-first-elden-lord-tarnished-gif-25028967

[lone tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/jebaited-low-quality-bait-wavy-man-gif-26402013

easy bait as always

he still is in the spell

too easy

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-elden-ring-full-map-elden-rings-elden-ring-melina-gif-25155705

https://tenor.com/view/elden-ring-dark-souls-fromsoft-gif-25321465

[ionic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/yu-gi-oh-bait-beitado-gif-23976806

[lone tusk]

norman png

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/radahn-meteor-elden-ring-shiki-gif-25096620

[lone tusk]

he can't get out from the spell

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/albinauric-elden-ring-what-gif-25304693

[lone tusk]

i miss street creed he was the baiter maaster

[void kelp]

Duty png pls

[lone tusk]

ok

[void kelp]

Danke shoe

[prisma zephyr]

If you call that bait you're trash lmao

[lone tusk]

square duty png

[void kelp]

I steal

[ionic skiff]

I play a trap card to cast again

[void kelp]

:)

[lone tusk]

its my portrait

[high sail]

who

[prisma zephyr]

You just made me realize I'm actually in the mood for soulsborne

[void kelp]

Not anymore

[lone tusk]

street creed the mod hater

[void kelp]

This is my duty png™

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-souls-gif-25869644

[ionic skiff]

Zhorik

[prisma zephyr]

Sounds pretty based

[high sail]

dont know him

[lone tusk]

garry ?

[void kelp]

Why does he wear UCP

I am disgusted

[lone tusk]

if you talk about any mod he comes and tell you to play vanilla and die

[ionic skiff]

What?

[ionic skiff]

Idk I just thought Of him and found a picture

[high sail]

what if i shoot him

[void kelp]

Every helper hates stalker mods

[prisma zephyr]

Don't worry about him, he is a little strange 😏

[lone tusk]

he was banned, he gone too far in the bait and posted a bunch of spoilers

a true troller to the end

[void kelp]

"oh you like playing this modpack? If you don't want to play stalker then don't play it"

[high sail]

L

idiot

[void kelp]

Spoilers?

[prisma zephyr]

Says the snitch

[lone tusk]

[ionic skiff]

Oh I won’t worry about then

[void kelp]

Like for stalker the game from 2007?

[prisma zephyr]

The mods are a compliment to the best game ever

[void kelp]

True

[prisma zephyr]

Nothing will beat vanilla SoC before all the bug fixes tho lmao

[lone tusk]

we just say that about anomaly and new comers

[void kelp]

Can't wait for true stalker

[high sail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1054267609731829770/1093680062932451388/cat_dies_because_of_wire.mp4

[ionic skiff]

Speaking of SoC bugs, i still can’t do the elevator glitch

[prisma zephyr]

Skill issue

[lone tusk]

elevator glitch ? you mean drop weapons at a door ?

[void kelp]

New comers?

[prisma zephyr]

New cummers

[lone tusk]

people who still don't play the games

[ionic skiff]

No, the glitch where you climb the pole at the start of the sarcophagus mission

[lone tusk]

wow

[void kelp]

Me (i don't spend money on games)

I did buy the book

[lone tusk]

[atomic lynx]

Me who pre-orders Stalker 2 after playing SoC

[prisma zephyr]

While I don't agree with the mod hatred, I do agree that you should play the vanilla games lol.

[lone tusk]

thats ok

[ionic skiff]

I haven’t played all the games yet either

[void kelp]

I'll probably buy it when i have some extra cash

(never)

[lone tusk]

what you need to play ?

[lone tusk]

better take a break bt games

[atomic lynx]

I love that people think I pre ordered S2 because I played Anomaly, lol no I pre-ordered while playing SoC and then begun to Anomaly

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024308842261119037/1092106034417508413/trim.63BF848C-D6E6-45F9-88E4-CEC19576D9CA.mov

[lone tusk]

i see

[prisma zephyr]

F that month long STALKER marathon

[lone tusk]

said the dude who dont play 😆

[void kelp]

I hate this song

[prisma zephyr]

Anomaly is just the new big mod so ofc there is going to be a bunch of bandwagon haters lol

[atomic lynx]

So yea, I got it because of my impressions from SoC

[lone tusk]

thats good fren

[void kelp]

Sylky

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/im-not-your-friend-buddy-phillip-terrance-south-park-im-not-your-buddy-guy-gif-22089587

[void kelp]

How can I make the random factionpng thing

[lone tusk]

but s2 will be a different thing, its a different team so yeah

[prisma zephyr]

I hope S2 doesn't railroad you like some metro crap

[lone tusk]

put the models in blender, load a level and put the stalker animations

[prisma zephyr]

Hasn't played in awhile* to be specific. I was probably playing when most of you were an itch in your dad's ballsack

[void kelp]

There is motion at your front door

Also how do I lower the image quality

[lone tusk]

easy bait as always

[void kelp]

I want it to be extra extra bad

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/shades-off-jean-claude-van-blam-paradise-pd-trigger-warning-lemme-check-that-out-gif-21056687

[lone tusk]

well thats easy bro

[teal oracle]

https://youtu.be/TjR-zJz48NI

[lone tusk]

do you want me to do it ?

[void kelp]

Sure

[prisma zephyr]

You're trash and you think you're not lol

[void kelp]

I love bullet (the dude)

[atomic lynx]

I know, bit it's gonna keep most of the original gameplay instead of trying to be tacticool like Anomaly

[lone tusk]

look guys the looser got mad

[prisma zephyr]

I love shoot bullet into duty member

[void kelp]

Why so rude

[prisma zephyr]

This is the regular state of discussion between sylky and I

[lone tusk]

yeah it will, well i hope so

[void kelp]

Oh

[atomic lynx]

Fedbait worked

[prisma zephyr]

Pretty based ngl

My breakfast is a cigarette and energy drinks

[void kelp]

Pickles are the best (marlboro red on the bread)

[prisma zephyr]

Oof cowboy killers

[lone tusk]

nah bc he is a looser and i bully him until he learn how to have a normal conversation and being a normal person

[void kelp]

Coffee is better

[prisma zephyr]

I literally have been but you keep running your mouth lol. You're the only one I do this with 🤣

[lone tusk]

you saw my spell i will have to kill your brother

[prisma zephyr]

And Vasim cuz he is on the same 2 brain cell shit as you

😏

[lone tusk]

mad again oh no

[prisma zephyr]

I'll chill tho that is pretty rude lmao

[prisma zephyr]

You're highly mistaken if you think I'm mad lol

[prisma zephyr]

I trim trees bruh this is tame compared to my daily shit talking

[lone tusk]

youre cursing alone, looks like mad to me

easy bait

[prisma zephyr]

Idk how socially inept you are to think I'm mad rn lol

[lone tusk]

mad, mad,mad

[prisma zephyr]

Madly in love bbg 😘

[lone tusk]

dont cover your rage easy biter

eb

thats your nickname now

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/lel-teeth-man-laugh-gif-24159653

[high sail]

kind of a L on his part

[void kelp]

You and sylky

[atomic lynx]

Me when I'm reading this chat

[prisma zephyr]

Real