💬┃en_offtop

[dire basin]

a hole is a goal

[high sail]

i like @pulsar spindle

[void kelp]

I want a kebab

I know

[dire basin]

https://tenor.com/view/twewy-the-world-ends-with-you-shoka-shoka-sakurane-rindo-kanade-gif-23035057

[lament zealot]

Live GSC CM reaction:

[lusty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/po-dies-dies-of-death-teletubbies-gif-23885910

[bitter hearth]

Im gonna leave, this isnt my type of convo, i dont talk about loving dicks or relation ships i talk about retarded shit, cya

[lament zealot]

Poggers

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/loggin-off-discord-gif-22208512

[lusty onyx]

[high sail]

bai bai emission

[lament zealot]

👍

[void kelp]

Why you getting hard?

[high sail]

me

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/logging-off-discord-loogging-off-disocord-gif-25970037

[prisma zephyr]

"When I woke up this morning I thought 'damn, I'd really love for some hot chick paints my brain over some hallway"

[lament zealot]

🤢

[dire basin]

you a little anime boy getting rowdy with another minor!?!?!?

[neon vale]

@obtuse spindle

[prisma zephyr]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-sMQpWCNTQw

[void kelp]

The more you deny it the more I’ll assume you like it

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/shower-duolingo-please-take-a-shower-immediately-take-a-shower-gif-23968576

[bitter hearth]

I will kill you

[void kelp]

Do it

[void kelp]

E-Daters when I cut off their arms and legs and remove their reproductive organs and take out their intestine and make a singular implant in their chest that administers a paste just to keep them barely alive and put a metal plate over their eyes and turn them into a flesh automaton.

[lament zealot]

I’m just listening to Kelpy G waiting to get off of work, man

[void kelp]

Stfu virgin

[bitter hearth]

Bye

[neon vale]

edaters when the power goes out:

[prisma zephyr]

Emission wants to be chans pee pee piss piss boy

[lusty onyx]

Edaters when they have to meet face2face

[lament zealot]

anal lovers when u do the poo poo

[void kelp]

Edaters when block button

[high sail]

thats just a stalker from half life 2

[void kelp]

I know.

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/look-at-me-medusa-scary-snakes-gif-14728361

[carmine forge]

you: https://media.tenor.com/gsMLZU9GigYAAAAM/me.gif

[dire basin]

edaters when you implant and ied into their mouth blowing 32 teeth into their brain

[obtuse spindle]

"I mean really, just absolutely destroy me"

[void kelp]

You’re right, I’m straight

[void kelp]

Relatable (I've held hands with only dudes)

[high sail]

finally decided to join us cute guy?

[dire basin]

https://tenor.com/view/stank-dog-smells-gif-25356900

[prisma zephyr]

STRAIGHT GAY

Gottem

[prisma zephyr]

Please no please

[void kelp]

I’d discharge my carry in city limits

Fatass

[dire basin]

dishonorable discharge

[high sail]

what i want to see when im with you

[void kelp]

Guys gay flag but there is a fuсking awesome and cool badass skeleton

[carmine forge]

https://media.tenor.com/b-naTtA_-y0AAAAC/girl-kisser.gif

[lusty onyx]

Are those dudes ur friends?

[void kelp]

Yes ofc

[lusty onyx]

Good

[void kelp]

(I'm lying but he doesn't know that)

[lament zealot]

Using blue to represent men is a problematic gender stereotype. Please fix immediately

[obtuse spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/620756495382085633/1025542802022609016/E08A4E6B-1D56-4C33-8E99-8D58ADE24C52.gif

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/skeleton-guitar-cool-emo-metal-gif-25143550

[void kelp]

Ew women

[high sail]

do it

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/woman-women-am-i-right-woman-am-i-right-gif-23666905

[void kelp]

Alright instagram its shoutout time

to

[lament zealot]

Salarmi

[dire basin]

salaam

[neon vale]

perón

[void kelp]

It’s generally me who jumps and the guy like that

Give your cat or dog a little salami

[carmine forge]

https://%63%64%6e%2e%64%69%73%63%6f%72%64%61%70%70%2e%63%6f%6d/%61%74%74%61%63%68%6d%65%6e%74%73/%39%39%38%34%37%35%33%38%34%35%30%37%30%38%34%38%32%32/%31%30%30%31%32%35%33%33%39%33%38%30%32%37%34%33%39%32%39/%74%72%69%6d%2e%33%31%42%43%41%43%45%32%2d%34%33%39%37%2d%34%36%45%34%2d%41%30%45%41%2d%45%35%39%35%32%38%38%41%35%30%32%30%2e%6d%6f%76

[void kelp]

They deserve it

[void kelp]

I downloaded it

[earnest escarp]

https://tenor.com/view/archimedes-physics-science-volume-displacement-gif-22083881

[prisma zephyr]

Wtf is this chat even lol

[void kelp]

Please do the act of that the opposite of living by one’s own hand

[bitter hearth]

Ima snitch!

[ionic skiff]

Exactly, it is the definition of offtop

[bitter hearth]

Lmfao!

[void kelp]

About what

[prisma zephyr]

[bitter hearth]

Nothin, we saw nothin right?

[lament zealot]

this is #💬┃en_offtop bitch!! we clown in this mf better take yo sensitive ass back to #⭐┃nospoilers_general

[bitter hearth]

No kill yourself

[high sail]

nah that aint how
you wake to your bf/gf dming you

[pulsar spindle]

Alr cmere

[prisma zephyr]

Clowns can actually be funny tho

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/kys-keep-yourself-safe-low-tier-god-gif-24664025

[high sail]

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/삼겹살-삼겹-숯불-고기-배고프노-gif-20167226

[void kelp]

What if your bf has insomnia

[ionic skiff]

I wonder if Emission will leave now(I hope he doesn’t)

[high sail]

idk
@pulsar spindleyou got insomnia?

[pulsar spindle]

No

[lusty onyx]

Catposting

[void kelp]

Eat my ass, MiG 15 NATO call sign

[prisma zephyr]

Based

[lusty onyx]

Bri'ish

[prisma zephyr]

Shit be bussin frfr ong no cap

[carmine forge]

9K111

[bitter hearth]

I dont eat asses, i boil brains! Insert cool skeleton with fire image*

[lament zealot]

Nine eleven??

[high sail]

you will when we will be in bed

[prisma zephyr]

Eating brains and boiling ass

[void kelp]

He's stayed up for 3 days straight before. And then he starts sending me absolute crack shit that makes no sense at all. This one time he was talking about lava rocks or something at like 6am and how he has to sleep on lava rocks and he would refuse to elaborate what he meant.

[void kelp]

My uncle

Discord got me like

[lament zealot]

Floor is lava, duh, the lava rocks are his furniture

[lusty onyx]

Deep fried brain

[high sail]

[void kelp]

Why do people on discord like my uncle this much

[prisma zephyr]

You literally start to hallucinate after like 2 days of no sleep

[lament zealot]

2 sexy 4 me

[bitter hearth]

Schizophrenia

[void kelp]

Oh that makes sense

[lament zealot]

In-schiz-ion

[pulsar spindle]

I can sleep anywhere, does not matter how loud it is there

[void kelp]

bruh i wish

[ionic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/wee-woo-yeet-gif-20376516

[high sail]

you wanna test that out?

[ionic skiff]

What about one of these

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-get-readyto-rumble-war-of-the-worlds-alien-gif-16093598

good luck sleeping niw

[lusty onyx]

Try sleeping next to a nuclear reactor

[pulsar spindle]

I already have, after sleeping a week straight in my hospitals ICU

[void kelp]

wah wah

[void kelp]

I know. But he cant sleep. Hes very bad at it. He also for some reason does not take any medications for this or tell a doctor.

[void kelp]

YOURE STILL IN THE COMA WAKE UP!

[teal oracle]

homophobia

[lament zealot]

Sounds like uhhh dietary issue

[high sail]

you wont with me

[pulsar spindle]

:)

[lament zealot]

Why her dress like Kobe Beef

[carmine forge]

mmmmm beef

[void kelp]

Every relationship I get in they will refuse to take medications because they are always schizos who send me how to make bombs and weapons. Its like I'm definitely not some kind of federal agent or anything.

I'm gonna get some skittles

[void kelp]

The snail in my ear telling me to reach for the officer's gun

[pulsar spindle]

Damn, skittles will kill me

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/dark-crystal-chamberlain-skeksis-hmmm-gif-14982237

[void kelp]

Ha

[high sail]

:(

[lament zealot]

I hate those nuclear bomb instructions which say stuff like “acquire uranium” like okay bozo, HOW

[pulsar spindle]

Not having a pancreas is not fun

[high sail]

no hes saying the truth
hes has diabetes

[void kelp]

FRRRR

[void kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/skittles-candy-taste-the-rainbow-of-fruit-flavors-commercial-gif-18961912

[bitter hearth]

https://tenor.com/view/we-live-in-a-society-society-joker-gamers-rise-up-gang-weed-gif-13919217

[void kelp]

I love sour skittles

My beloved

[pulsar spindle]

Even i almost die from how sweet @high sail is

[lament zealot]

Bro sugar free gummy bears are laxatives

[high sail]

[whole portal]

Woe, the meowster

[void kelp]

Gay

Guys what if we restructured society to exactly how I wanted it.

[bitter hearth]

Im gonna play clash royal and spam HEHEHEHA very second i can

[whole portal]

I like juice

[prisma zephyr]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ4kgJWkzDc

[high sail]

i love you

[lusty onyx]

Well, its sleeping time, bye all

[pulsar spindle]

Ily too

[prisma zephyr]

What are you doing to me

[bitter hearth]

Good night sir

[void kelp]

The grey cat is all I have left

[lament zealot]

Aye homie be careful who you say that to, it can bite you in the ass later

[void kelp]

Wah Wah

[high sail]

hes my bf

[pulsar spindle]

Only thing biting them in the ass is me

[lament zealot]

Exactly my point

[bitter hearth]

I might develope cancer looking at this channel

[void kelp]

I’m gonna shoot myself now Jfc

[prisma zephyr]

clears throat

Get a room

[void kelp]

I guess that’s it

[high sail]

why

[prisma zephyr]

Jokes on you you already got cancer

[bitter hearth]

Yeah im gonna develope something watching this channel

[high sail]

NO WAY

LOL

[void kelp]

I hate you all

[prisma zephyr]

Suicidal tendencies

[lament zealot]

Let’s hope you never find out

[prisma zephyr]

Thanks

[void kelp]

Trust me we all hate eachother. No one hear lives in harmony.

[pulsar spindle]

The many times I've seen those exact words from waifu

[bitter hearth]

ITS THE HEROBRINE, THE WATER PORTAL IS REAL!!A

[void kelp]

Except you and tapioca

[prisma zephyr]

Tapioca lmao

[bitter hearth]

Tampico is based

[lament zealot]

Tampico call me mean names 😢

[void kelp]

I wanna give this man the best throat of his life

[high sail]

hehe

[void kelp]

It depends on if he agrees with me or not.

[pulsar spindle]

Miau

[void kelp]

Are you Finnish?

[pulsar spindle]

No but I can finish

[bitter hearth]

Tiemo in the chat yall

We got a satsuma to fix!

[lament zealot]

Not like this

[pulsar spindle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/980045921473675275/1088437781992312922/speed.gif

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle

[void kelp]

Unfortunately tampico(tapioca) is not a based combine supporter transhumanist suppression field combinedidnothinwrong schizophrenic not really I cant remember the thoughts I eraseded them all

[lament zealot]

No balls

No… fertility

[carmine forge]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/342838917285806081/1043626325262483516/caption-5.gif

[void kelp]

We should sissy hypno @cinder crag

[void kelp]

Yes.

[lament zealot]

That combine suppression field got me goin crazy

[bitter hearth]

Wake up, bingchillin, wake up and smell the icecream

[lament zealot]

How feral do you think some of the rebel soldiers were when the field was taken down

[prisma zephyr]

Smell deez nuts

[prisma zephyr]

I know, I'm a comedic genius, truly ahead of my time

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1093961594645524630/wendigos_likes_kid_content.mp4

[bitter hearth]

Hahahah hl2_revolver_reload_mp3*

[prisma zephyr]

Pyro muffled laughter

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1070007323961085973/1093969215804944434/qvbXtkY.mp4

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-tf2-pyrovision-team-fortress-gif-20939973

TF2: the original STALKER game

[carmine forge]

Released -6 months before stalker

[prisma zephyr]

Pornhub disagrees

[prisma zephyr]

Need more sniper

[lament zealot]

My man you clearly have not taken a peep at the dark side of SFM animations

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/albinauric-elden-ring-what-gif-25304693

[high sail]

wish you appeared in front of me

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/radahn-meteor-elden-ring-shiki-gif-25096620

[pulsar spindle]

You'll be doing that to me

[lament zealot]

There’s just so much

[carmine forge]

I wonder how you know

[lament zealot]

I actually don’t remember why, I think I was looking for an incredibly specific picture

[carmine forge]

what picture?

[void kelp]

Tell me who wouldnt join the combine in the situation of half life 2? Humanity's population lowered back into under millions. The moment you get in the combine's radar they hunt and kill you and everyone that was in your apartment block, and everyone who knew you. The funny water. You get relocated every year and never see your family ever.(Could be solved by joining civil protection) All of the areas outside are a wasteland of headcrabs and antlions. Not to mention if you even manage to get out you'd be lucky if you managed to take down a single checkpoint let alone get a weapon with the city scanners and mass security. You wouldnt be gordon freeman and you wouldnt know he would ever come back. Let alone even when he did he only caused an uprising in c17, there is still a miriad of other cities completely untouched from gordon freeman. You have no chance against the combine. Not to mention the food is terrible and the only way to get good food is by joining civil protection and so many other things. I would be a proud betrayer of my species.

[lament zealot]

Uh yeah I would simply not die idiot

[cinder crag]

i would rather not

[lament zealot]

I don’t remember

[bitter hearth]

I would simply gordon freeman

[carmine forge]

no balls

[carmine forge]

good

[prisma zephyr]

Ya dying is for noobs

[bitter hearth]

What the frick is sissy hypno

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-gordon-freeman-no-way-half-life2-gordon-gif-22072856

[lament zealot]

How old are you

[carmine forge]

probably some lewd shit

[high sail]

the dream

[bitter hearth]

18, but put in mind im arabic

[lament zealot]

Oh yeah, they’d probably execute you if you knew

It’s basically what it sounds like

Sissy hypnosis

Alternatively femboy hypnosis

Using hypnotism to hypnotize someone into being super effeminate

Pretty sure it’s a fetish thing

[void kelp]

why our generation is doomed 101

[carmine forge]

You lied, it's much worse than it sounds

[neon vale]

you are german
may i say more?

[void kelp]

ich komme aus deutschland ja

[prisma zephyr]

I didn't realize it was such a big fetish but I'm a damn old man by discord standards

[rough patio]

sweats in polish

[carmine forge]

sehr gut

[prisma zephyr]

ICH SPRECHE EINE SCHLECHTES DEUTSCH

[void kelp]

You lived to see deviantart. You know that humanity deserves the combine fate.

[void kelp]

our problems have been solved

[carmine forge]

You forgot about fr*nch

[neon vale]

not a big fan of terrorists

[neon vale]

the french are based

[void kelp]

nobody is

[carmine forge]

says french

[neon vale]

i wish

[prisma zephyr]

One man's "terrorist" is another man's "freedom fighter"

[neon vale]

one mans UDF is another mans IRA

[void kelp]

donetsk hero

[bitter hearth]

Why are the police outside

[void kelp]

True

[void kelp]

based

[ionic skiff]

RIP Comrade, he died from knowing to much

[neon vale]

mega cringe

[neon vale]

i hate the british empire

[feral fable]

well I am neither

[bitter hearth]

I got sprite and coke zero, recomendations

[feral fable]

so this has nothing to do with me

[prisma zephyr]

The British empire hates you

[neon vale]

good

[ionic skiff]

Man I need to play Hotline Miami

[ionic skiff]

Do you have any more?

[void kelp]

Reminder the us government fed mentally disabled children radioactive oatmeal

[ionic skiff]

Hold up, let me fact check that

[cinder crag]

come to arizona

stalkercord meetup in arizona

[cinder crag]

me

🎺

[ionic skiff]

He right

[void kelp]

Ah yes. This is the science we need to be doing.

[ionic skiff]

I’ve seen worst

[void kelp]

Not like actually progressing society we need to feed children radioactive oatmeal.

[carmine forge]

what was that?

[ionic skiff]

Don’t worry about it

😉

[atomic lynx]

Arma 3 physics my beloved

[void kelp]

Is there where we will do the group masturbation?

[atomic lynx]

Group masturbation at 6pm

[carmine forge]

on february 30th

[atomic lynx]

2984?

[nocturne iron]

hell yeah thats in 35 mins

[void kelp]

Does abh work irl perchance? I need to be going a good 3686 mph to get there in time.

[carmine forge]

GMT+69420 timezone*

[nocturne iron]

yeah 33 mins

[atomic lynx]

We shall cover the moon in semen

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/death-clock-oh-no-uh-oh-death-die-gif-18055219

[lone tusk]

@void kelp don't post that content anymore friend

[nocturne iron]

Sylky youre just in time

[lone tusk]

The last one was a rule 6

[carmine forge]

He's not wrong

[nocturne iron]

so what are we watching today boys?

[prisma zephyr]

"I'm not your friend, guy"

[carmine forge]

Spngebob

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/3fEg1r6SH9Q This song goes incredibly hard imo.

[carmine forge]

phonk

[pearl wraith]

live LAPD police chase

[void kelp]

This is hardbass.

[carmine forge]

doesn't make it any better

[nocturne iron]

hardbass? hell yeah

lemme listen to it

[lone tusk]

Stfu dude

[void kelp]

Uh die

[lone tusk]

Sup

[atomic lynx]

I'm gonna sleep, it's 00:30 AM

[nocturne iron]

sleep well

[pearl wraith]

here, good music
https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6LX6fpk5Phu9LriEUIoxVT?si=f22f65bba1eb449d

[nocturne iron]

this slaps hard af

[void kelp]

Ik

[lone tusk]

Sleep my boy

[carmine forge]

taste issue

[nocturne iron]

hes going to eepy

[ripe merlin]

"bloodsucker on bicycle mod flashbacks"

[lone tusk]

sleep

[atomic lynx]

I will not let the coding errors bite

[carmine forge]

Some even better music

[atomic lynx]

Wait that mod exists?

[nocturne iron]

aww nevermind it has words ://

it slapped hard until the english hit

[lone tusk]

Good

[carmine forge]

hears words
song ruined

[prisma zephyr]

It's from South Park, chill lol

[void kelp]

Oh. I really liked the beat drop at that part tbh.

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-buddy-guy-friend-canadian-gif-6183589

[nocturne iron]

I have an auditory disorder so songs with lyrics just sound really garbled

[lone tusk]

Theres a bunch of meme mods dude, and theres many more that never went out in the moddb, there's a Serbia dude here who got a total conversion stalker meme to serbia memes

[nocturne iron]

you joke but this slaps too

[carmine forge]

I bet you unironically listen to number stations for good music

[nocturne iron]

thats a good idea

[void kelp]

I dont like slow music. I need loud bass and alertness and fast pace

[nocturne iron]

me too for when I drive

[carmine forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tFm7Q9-17w0

[nocturne iron]

https://youtu.be/DMZE9LyD7qQ

[lone tusk]

Stop coffee addiction dude

[void kelp]

I dont even drink coffee

[nocturne iron]

the thudding of the bass keeps me grounded for when I drive

otherwise i daydream on the highway

[lone tusk]

That's what coffee addicteds say

[void kelp]

I love hardbass for when I speedrun.

[nocturne iron]

yeah

booze cruise

[nocturne iron]

sounds like my dreams

oddly calming

[pearl wraith]

https://open.spotify.com/track/6Vjk8MNXpQpi0F4BefdTyq?si=172b9ae387e04afd

[pearl wraith]

:troll;

[void kelp]

I dont have spotify. I have mp3s.

[nocturne iron]

yeah this slaps thanks @carmine forge

[prisma zephyr]

I don't have Spotify, I have YouTube to mp3 converters

[void kelp]

Same

[ionic skiff]

Same

[lone tusk]

That's not based, you should use the download ram site

[carmine forge]

Idk, youtube compresses audio a lot

[void kelp]

Its also better because than you can have it offline

[carmine forge]

I usually try to convert to mp3 from spotify

[void kelp]

Bro what

[ionic skiff]

That is true

[void kelp]

Thats not how that works

[lone tusk]

Theres some shady sites that still got music in the deep web, since Spotify got popular the classic music sites are all gone on the main google search

Also

[void kelp]

I am downloading the raw video audio on the website not having it streamed from youtube

[lone tusk]

@gray jetty do you buy old cpus in the deep web?

Wrong jack

[nocturne iron]

poor other jack

[void kelp]

Is not compress

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-reply-ping-tag-gif-20344638

[void kelp]

You just mad because you waste money and need an excuse for the spotify being better.

[carmine forge]

I don't even have spotify

[nocturne iron]

Just become an enjoyer of MIDI format

[lone tusk]

I got the spotysylky

[ionic skiff]

He wasn’t talking to you, no offense

[lone tusk]

Join the spotysylky

[nocturne iron]

i dont have spotify

i have .mid files

[lone tusk]

You should have spotysylky

[carmine forge]

SEND

[nocturne iron]

YO you like MIDI too?

[void kelp]

Also spotify doesnt have the nightcore versions I require because I need fast.

[carmine forge]

who doesn't?

[ionic skiff]

I don’t even know what those are

[nocturne iron]

There are some who dislike GM

[carmine forge]

Basically, the notes

[nocturne iron]

general MIDI is the generic soundfont used in DOS titles

[ionic skiff]

Oh, thx

[nocturne iron]

the most basic explanation

[lone tusk]

@teal oracle kitty kitty

[nocturne iron]

DooM '93 uses general MIDI

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1042524082056466543/1072300081874751558/caption_1.gif

[void kelp]

Anyone else have skullcandy crusher evo? The bass slider lets you literally feel it in your teeth.

I love it.

[lone tusk]

No, no one go sleep

[void kelp]

Its 5:49pm

[lone tusk]

I say SLEEP

[nocturne iron]

bruh where you at?

[lone tusk]

Rostok

[carmine forge]

Near the river

[void kelp]

He is from brazil

[lone tusk]

Probably the wad format itself

[nocturne iron]

I know Brazil

I meant you Viktorn

[void kelp]

Est

[lone tusk]

I hate both
I don't like trees
I like concrete and buildings

[void kelp]

Eastern Standard Time

[neon vale]

not CST 😔

[ionic skiff]

Same

[void kelp]

I meant standard

I'm kind of retarded

[ionic skiff]

I knew what u meant

[cinder crag]

you missed it

[ionic skiff]

Bro stop, I already fell for that this week

[nocturne iron]

I know EST because that's where I'm at

[ionic skiff]

Ah yes mr krabs

[void kelp]

I like how sylky conveniently joined right after all hell broke lose.

[lone tusk]

What happened

[void kelp]

A lot.

[nocturne iron]

guys who wants to join me on a trip to Cockburn Town?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cockburn_Town

[ionic skiff]

I just looked that up

[atomic lynx]

Im a Turk, I'll be your translator there

[nocturne iron]

cool

oh wait theres a Cockburn Island in Ontario

that's a bit closer

[ionic skiff]

Yeah

[carmine forge]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Island

[ionic skiff]

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Why,_Arizona

[ionic skiff]

My siblings have been there

[prisma zephyr]

[nocturne iron]

Horni Police, Czech Republic

another one for the world trip

[ionic skiff]

Not me

[nocturne iron]

How did I forget about Satan's Kingdom MA

[ionic skiff]

Call me a heretic, I don’t use incognito

[prisma zephyr]

You're*

[lone tusk]

Nothing particular too out of the line

[lone tusk]

But the transylvania dude is very close to a mute

[prisma zephyr]

Oueyr

[lone tusk]

Too many rule 6 stuff

[ionic skiff]

There’s also one in Vermont

[nocturne iron]

Yeah but Satan's Kingdom MA is like 3 hours away

[carmine forge]

I don't search for porn but I always use incognito

[ionic skiff]

Maybe from where you live

[nocturne iron]

yeah, from where I live

[void kelp]

I dont use chrome.

[ionic skiff]

I don’t search porn either

[lone tusk]

Do you know that you history keep saved in your wifi rooter right?

[nocturne iron]

I have a S/O so no porn for me

[lone tusk]

What is this?

[ionic skiff]

Ah yes, my wifi rooter

[lone tusk]

Holy sh!t

[nocturne iron]

significant other

[carmine forge]

self-doxxing?

[lone tusk]

I heard a shot

[nocturne iron]

I already self doxxed a month ago

Are you okay Sylky??

[carmine forge]

proof?

[nocturne iron]

go find it

[lone tusk]

It's far from here

but definitely was a shot

[ionic skiff]

If you saying the truth, stay safe

[nocturne iron]

I'd dim the lights or close the blinds but I'm just paranoid

[lone tusk]

Why i would lie about this

[ionic skiff]

Idk, you could be joking

[lone tusk]

mom heard either

Imma go find my safe plank

[ionic skiff]

Ok, just go

[nocturne iron]

It's fine I'll watch the kids while you're gone

[lone tusk]

I have no kids

[ionic skiff]

It might be a joke but that’s dark

[nocturne iron]

the chat))

[carmine forge]

If no windows in your house shattered than you probabbly got no reason to worry

[lone tusk]

The safe plank is to bonk

[nocturne iron]

I prefer the lead pipe

bludgeon and poison damage

[ionic skiff]

Yeah because gun control laws suck

[carmine forge]

Yeah, you can totally take down a gun with a gun using that

[lone tusk]

I still didn't finish the gun ownership admission

I need to do a essay

[south berry]

What

[ionic skiff]

oh

[lone tusk]

We called the wrong jack, go back to your realm

take a look, china have a exclusive version of minecraft

[carmine forge]

All I could find

[nocturne iron]

yup

now have fun

[carmine forge]

Honestly I'd probably not even bother anymore even if it wasn't that

it's already late and I'm wasting my time in here

[lone tusk]

Can you find my true name

[nocturne iron]

wasnt group masturbation supposed to start 15 mins ago

[lone tusk]

It's already here

[carmine forge]

Bob

[ionic skiff]

Is that technically doxxing

[slender wagon]

@neon vale I need new hate comment translation @carmine forge

[lone tusk]

@slender wagon no gamma joke

[cinder crag]

i posted my address

[slender wagon]

hey sylkman

[nocturne iron]

Manuel

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-emoji-nerdge-gif-23738139

[lone tusk]

Hey sek

[ionic skiff]

sorry

[lone tusk]

That's racist

[slender wagon]

anybody speaking russian can translate something for me really quick? just a sentence

[cinder crag]

google

[slender wagon]

does not make sense

[ionic skiff]

Not fluently but I could try

[lone tusk]

@carmine forge

[slender wagon]

google sucks at translating russian language

[carmine forge]

Huh?

[slender wagon]

конченый мудинь с АИМом! РЕПОРТ

[cinder crag]

thats how russian is

[carmine forge]

drop it

[lone tusk]

Can you speak russia?

[slender wagon]

конченый мудинь с АИМом! РЕПОРТ

[cinder crag]

report

thats all i can read

[ionic skiff]

Sorry no I don’t understand

[lone tusk]

Penopt

[carmine forge]

"FUCKING ASSHOLE WITH AIMBOT! REPORTING YOU"

[slender wagon]

ahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahah

i piss people off again i see ok

[cinder crag]

what does google say

[neon vale]

average hunt:showdown chat

[lone tusk]

The dude saying this

Dopefish lives

Dopefish lives

[neon vale]

'you are (gibberish) with aim. REPORT'

[lone tusk]

Dopefishlives

[slender wagon]

Me, you have helped me plenty a times my friend, you are now my official buddy translator, thank you, that salt is great to see, google translate is literal a$$

[runic glacier]

quack

[lone tusk]

Mudin

What that means?

[neon vale]

nothing

its google deciding that transliteration is better than translation for some reason

[simple sage]

Me#8495 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[ionic skiff]

I looked what mudin means

[slender wagon]

Bro I have about 9 pages of hate comments in russian language, 90% of them make no sense in google translate

[lone tusk]

Try translating this
"A porra do reinaldo não era uma boa porra, mas o caralho do astolfo era valido"

[slender wagon]

''-rep uebishe on the boost account ♥♥♥ darned with cheats shtob your whole family is dead armless down'' translation ??????????????????????????????????????

[void kelp]

Astolfo

[nocturne iron]

lol porra

[lone tusk]

[ionic skiff]

Oh shoot, I’m going to get warned now

[slender wagon]

Sylky hen we playing Gamma bro

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

I dunno dude I'm hella sad with mods since i saw the grok fight with a random dude

I will no longe launch my mod on moddb

Too many drama there

[neon vale]

those screenshots were so funny

[slender wagon]

ignore all just upload your mod and let it exist

people opinions are funny, i mean there are people who prefer OG to anomaly

https://tenor.com/view/el-risitas-juan-joya-borja-ratones-coloraos-laugh-meme-laughing-man-gif-24899295

[neon vale]

which is based

[lone tusk]

The funny thing is, porra in English is "fvck" but that translation is wrong bc porra in portuguese have a lot of meanings

And Caralho doesn't mean porra

[neon vale]

i dont prefer OG to anomaly, i prefer mods based on the trilogy to anomaly aswell

[ionic skiff]

Ok

[slender wagon]

its fine bro dont have to explain, i just like to trigger people with anomaly vs og arguements

[lone tusk]

But its still a bad word

[slender wagon]

always funny to watch how people lose their sh*t

[ionic skiff]

@lone tusk btw, Mudin is a Muslim boy name

[lone tusk]

You can keep dude

[lone tusk]

[slender wagon]

oh so he called me a muslim?

bruh that guy mad

[ionic skiff]

No, that was the Russian text

I deleted it so i shouldn’t get warned

[coarse rapids]

whaty happend ere

[lone tusk]

We are putting bad word on google translator

[slender wagon]

guy who let that comment to me is apparently from Kazakhstan, they speak russian there? thefk?

[coarse rapids]

just download the lang pack and open the on screen keyboard

[lone tusk]

[carmine forge]

Mudin(ru:Мудинь) is a misspelled shorter version of мyдaк
sorry it took so long

[ionic skiff]

Oh, that’s worse

[slender wagon]

Dude im confused, arent people in kazakhstan muslim too?

[lone tusk]

Can i "🤓" react you?

[ionic skiff]

Nah you good

[slender wagon]

ENJOY THE REPORT. S.T.P.D. PIECE OF SHT

this is my favourite hate comment of this week

[tiny dew]

Post posts

[lone tusk]

September temple police force

[tiny dew]

Post Nord sucks

[coarse rapids]

haaaa you are reading Russian hate messages

[slender wagon]

Schizotypal personality disorder

[coarse rapids]

you shouldve told me bro

[cinder crag]

islamic state of russia

[coarse rapids]

I wanted to go over them

[lone tusk]

Oh

[slender wagon]

Go to my steam profile comments

[tiny dew]

Rule 1-900

[cinder crag]

who is observing ramadan

[lone tusk]

Some kind of food?

[ionic skiff]

I’m not observing Ramadan, but I observed lent

[cinder crag]

bro can you stop being brazilian for five seconds

[ionic skiff]

No Ramadan is a month where you fast in Islamic culture

[tiny dew]

You fast? You feast?

[lone tusk]

Where i can eat this Ramadan

[cinder crag]

[tiny dew]

@lone tusk Let's order takeaway ramadan

[lone tusk]

Agreed

[cinder crag]

are you orthodox @ionic skiff

[tiny dew]

Stop doxxing people @cinder crag

[cinder crag]

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/ouzo-greek-flag-plomari-ouzo-and-ice-greece-gif-22607141

[lone tusk]

No he is recreationrewind

[slender wagon]

someone said orthodox?

[cinder crag]

im asking if he's orthodox

orthodox observes lent

[ionic skiff]

No, im Roman Catholic

[lone tusk]

Italian

[cinder crag]

oh and catholics to i forgor

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

sylky please...

[ionic skiff]

It’s all good

[neon vale]

not lutheran 😔

[cinder crag]

im protestant so i dont observe lent

[ionic skiff]

Yes not Lutheran

[cinder crag]

fun fact about lent:

[lone tusk]

Protesting against what?

[neon vale]

the roman catholics

[lone tusk]

oh

[ionic skiff]

No, Protestant religion

[slender wagon]

religions as many as genders nowdays

[ionic skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/face-palm-gif-20569409

[lone tusk]

I'm straight

[neon vale]

they are protesting
protestant sects are founded on protesting the catholics

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

the brazilian government sent a request to the vatican to allow capybaras to be eaten during lent. the vatican didn't know what a capybara was and assumed it was a type of fish, so they allowed it

[ionic skiff]

Well yes, but actually… well yess

[lone tusk]

Capybara is a rodent

[cinder crag]

sylky you cannot engage in a conversation

room temperature iq

[ionic skiff]

Exactly, and it got approved

[slender wagon]

vatican bighead

[lone tusk]

And also we got something here called "teologia da libertação"

[ionic skiff]

Now according to the Catholic Church, capybaras are fish

[void kelp]

Im going to go masturbate

[ionic skiff]

Watch for stds

[cinder crag]

[lone tusk]

It's a catholic church that talk about socialism and stuff, i can't say more bc it's rule 8

[cinder crag]

romans 1:27 @void kelp

and @high sail

[void kelp]

Im an atheist

[tiny dew]

Kekw

[neon vale]

most lutheran churches ive seen are fun

[neon vale]

good for you
anyway

[ionic skiff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/561153801114091521/1094027630229065738/image.png

[lone tusk]

Me too

[cinder crag]

christchads when a soyentist walks in

[tiny dew]

#en_religion

[ionic skiff]

Call me an idyiot but what is a soyentist

[cinder crag]

what is the krezzin

[slender wagon]

There is only one religion

[tiny dew]

#en_relegion

Only one legion?

[cinder crag]

a word i made up

[neon vale]

soy-athiest im guessing

[slender wagon]

https://tenor.com/view/heresy-detected-warhammer40k-warhammer40k-heresy-detected-warhammer40k-space-marines-gif-26543746

[cinder crag]

basically

[lone tusk]

He is making words
Soyajack + atheist

[ionic skiff]

@tiny dew you are right we should stop

[cinder crag]

sylky somehow understood and im impressed

[ionic skiff]

Ok I understand

[cinder crag]

mean!

[lone tusk]

Ok chill up guys change the subject

[tiny dew]

Talk copyybaras

Copybaras

[neon vale]

back to lutherans

[void kelp]

I dont need a book and a god to forgive myself.

[lone tusk]

No

[cinder crag]

i love God

[neon vale]

good for you
anyway

[ionic skiff]

No

[tiny dew]

Talk underwear

[cinder crag]

you dont anyway

[lone tusk]

Cut it out guys

[tiny dew]

Chop it off

Slice it

[neon vale]

eat it off like a rabid dog

[tiny dew]

Dice it
Pour water in the pot
Boil for 60 min

[ionic skiff]

Yes he’s right we could get banned

[void kelp]

He wanted to start it

[cinder crag]

he is fearful

[lone tusk]

[tiny dew]

You read my mind, fellow chadder, chads of chad

[cinder crag]

[tiny dew]

How about we talk cooking recipes

[lone tusk]

Look guys i found giant zombies in the minecraft beta

[lone tusk]

I was searching for cut content

[void kelp]

I'm going to go masturbate to feminine boys now bye

[ripe merlin]

Why is there war thunder on rule 3(yk the next number)

[lone tusk]

whathell

[cinder crag]

romans 1:27

[ripe merlin]

Those are actually giants

[ionic skiff]

I know im not supposed to ping you, but I want to say im sorry for basically starting the conversation about religion

[tiny dew]

Sharpest turn the chat ever took

[lone tusk]

No sorry, you are already in the ban list

[tiny dew]

Dude I'm nobody to judge, you talk whatever you want

[cinder crag]

its over

[ripe merlin]

He made a 180 turn look like a 90 degree turn

[tiny dew]

I'm not called Father Krezzin by the way, no need to confess to me, fools

[ionic skiff]

Oh shoot I thought you were a mod

[lone tusk]

He think he thinks that you're a mod

[lone tusk]

I'm the one who mute here son

[tiny dew]

[lone tusk]

Just joking

You did nothing wrong

[tiny dew]

He attempted religioncide

[lone tusk]

I tell it to stop bc the conversation are starting to get offensive

[ripe merlin]

You rn

[cinder crag]

oh yeah ?

[lone tusk]

Muted for furry behavior

[ripe merlin]

Says Neco arc poster

[ionic skiff]

Oh gosh

[tiny dew]

Neco arc poster, lmao

[cinder crag]

based not taking the lord's name in vain

[lone tusk]

Neco is not furry

[cinder crag]

i love this guy

[tiny dew]

Neco Arc'd

[ionic skiff]

Ok did we just say to stop

[ripe merlin]

So did people say that about Lola from looney toons

[lone tusk]

jyan jann jann

[cinder crag]

im complimenting you

[ionic skiff]

Oh, thx

[lone tusk]

Furrys want to fvck humans animal like
Neco posters just want to post neco memes

Is very different

[tiny dew]

Neco Narc?

[ripe merlin]

It's all furry to me

[lone tusk]

Bc you're illiterate

[tiny dew]

Sylky posts neco arcs cause he knows he can't go a day without neco narc(ocaine)

[lone tusk]

[cinder crag]

very ironic

[ionic skiff]

Ok im going to take a break from discord, end on a good note

Have a good night everyone

[ripe merlin]

Yes literally, I forgot the word that describes something you do with neco arc postinf

[lone tusk]

Cya fren

[lone tusk]

???????

[ripe merlin]

Okay imma describe the word and you help me find out which one is it

[lone tusk]

You know what functional illiterate means

[ripe merlin]

You try to find ways to (word: something about redeeming an action) neco arc posting

Wait is "redeem" literally the word I'm looking for

[lone tusk]

Dude got mad very easily again

Those anomaly players

[ripe merlin]

Lmao

[lone tusk]

good try anomaly player

[high sail]

cum

[ripe merlin]

L you have no l4d2 stalker mods

[high sail]

:(

[lone tusk]

[high sail]

Ugh Dick

[teal oracle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1077365424850731009/1093956415862886470/cat_death_penalty.gif

[teal oracle]

[high sail]

https://twitter.com/Zinkya_/status/1644089124746305536

Zinkya (@Zinkya_)

This is the top of the Mont Blanc, with a height of ~4800m (15000ft), the highest peak in western Europe.
And this in my hands is a Reimu Hakurei ver 1.5 Fumo plushie, which I'm quite certain, if you exclude plane flights is the highest a Fumo has ever gone, in history.

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[neon vale]

im a bigger fan of the matterhorn

[azure spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/932025569187627049/1072047186419912734/0900943E-E006-44C9-9D95-BC2D526811BC.gif

[void kelp]

Im back from beating tf out of my dick

[prisma zephyr]

[void kelp]

I care

[lone tusk]

Wtf

[lone tusk]

@carmine forge send the reddit meme

[carmine forge]

which one?

[prisma zephyr]

DO YOUR JOB

[neon vale]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/620576156613345310/1094039215483932852/trim.4B96936C-92EC-40D2-95F1-D31422931D90.mov

[lone tusk]

Do not announce to the server when you're going to mastu

[void kelp]

My future is all found within a metal detector

[carmine forge]

combine version, so that viktorn listens

[lone tusk]

Great job

[neon vale]

the metal detector is finding a lead-lined coffin

[void kelp]

Why you so mad? Its not like I'm stroking your dick?

[neon vale]

idc

[cinder crag]

its weird to discuss personal pleasures

leave it to private

[neon vale]

it ruined the flow of the conversation

[cinder crag]

no one here cares about what you do alone

[carmine forge]

it's normal if you're weird

most of us aren't weird tho

[void kelp]

Why do you seem so interested then?

You gay or smth?

[cinder crag]

im interested in telling you to stop

[neon vale]

interested enough to tell you not to do it again

[cinder crag]

dumbass

you are cluelesss

[cinder crag]

(derek)

[void kelp]

Getting a little bit angry aren't we there?

[cinder crag]

you are terrible at baiting

[gray jetty]

I have returned

[prisma zephyr]

💀

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-chuni-sleep-gif-20108376

[cinder crag]

JAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

[gray jetty]

What did I miss since 7 hours ago

[gray jetty]

No one died I hope

[cinder crag]

i died

[neon vale]

funny derek convo

[void kelp]

Wdym?

I guess maybe that did take quite long.

Also wolf doesnt flag that word no need to shorten it like that.

[gray jetty]

How did it end

I never checked

[neon vale]

derek got clowned on and everybody laughed him out of the chat

[prisma zephyr]

[gray jetty]

Ay good job everyone

[prisma zephyr]

It was pretty entertaining

[cinder crag]

🚿

[cinder crag]

https://tenor.com/view/fedora-tipshat-mlady-melady-athiest-gif-7191305

this is derek

[void kelp]

Real

[gray jetty]

https://youtu.be/-aMiEszQBik

[neon vale]

i like using derek as a hamster for arguments because everything he says is terrible bait
so hes gonna respond if i talk back to him 100% of the time

[gray jetty]

Pc Jesus

[gray jetty]

He’s done it

[neon vale]

the "bro stfu you probably payed her" is so fuсking funny

[void kelp]

I just personally think we shohld kill him

[neon vale]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-fazbear-epic-style-can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21325792

https://open.spotify.com/track/5kuOnxtnKdEBlKCxyegcvc?si=64c8a3b26200414e

[cinder crag]

what can i say

im a comedy genius

also @neon vale cs?

[neon vale]

maybe later

im gonna shower in a bit and then grab smth to eat

[cinder crag]

this is going in the archives

[void kelp]

Y'know one thing unites all of us here. Our hate for derek.

[gray jetty]

Should have seen me earlier

When under stress I enter comedy mode

The true gravity of my situation started to sink in

[void kelp]

Why do you hate giving context so much?

[cinder crag]

did you get the job @gray jetty

are you coming to arizona

[gray jetty]

Want some

[gray jetty]

Idk yet

[void kelp]

Id appreciate it more because 90% of the time when you speak I have no idea what you're talking about or zpvsf uwmljoh bcpvu

[lone tusk]

derek is the only person that i see do the rule 7 without actually broke the rule 7

So i cannot punish him bc he really didn't break the rule

But actually he did

[gray jetty]

Fair

Well

Here

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/steal-stole-my-line-gif-10718522

[gray jetty]

Long story short

We come into work today and I print my new list

For the first time since probably august

There is shipement Monday

That isn’t already done

[void kelp]

shipment*

[gray jetty]

Phone say it’s that

Here let me go up stairs to the computer

[gray jetty]

ok anyway

[cinder crag]

arizona!

😄

[gray jetty]

im starting to think if i go to arizona im gonna get like kidnapped

[cinder crag]

not by me though

probably by some homeless guy or a mexican guy

[gray jetty]

hehe yah

then again probably wouldn't see any

if they caught you on the fab property they would probably just shoot you

[void kelp]

Oh

[cinder crag]

true they aren't educated enough to get a job there

[gray jetty]

let alone would they trust them to be allowed to see what lies beyond the gate

lol

[cinder crag]

imma pirate premiere pro