#đŹâen_offtop
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Remember, war crimes literally do not exist
There is only atrocities in war, the line that is drawn to define âwar crimeâ is arbitrary and only there to make the losers look even worse
Because itâs not a war crime if you win
Or if you donât talk about it
(Cough cough My Lai Massacre)

I can't watch this cartoon without remembering the cum zone meme
@pulsar spindle cum
@rough patio poland fumos
NOOOOOOO I GOT PTSD

the egirls are fighting back
It's not a war crime if you win
That bocchi is definitely a dude

So the egirls are not fighting back?
great
yeah
my gaydar may be broke but my trap detection is keen
mfs be like âOmg he was sooo definitely gayâ and Iâm over here like âhuh? dude just seemed friendly to meâ
but at the same time
mfs be like âno thatâs definitely a girlâ and Iâm like âyeah somethingâs off I think itâs a guyâ

he is cute
he's literally your alt account
hes my bf
Funny thing is ik not a alt
Yyyessss drop it
how much of an NPC does one have to be to describe oneself as "[username]'s boyfriend"?
hoe is jealous cus he doesnt have a partner
must⊠seduce⊠my⊠momâŠ.
no
waht
why is there a creature on your pfp
This is why youâre single
its a cat
Iâm single? Wtf?
L
Fumo collectors are something else man
Theyâre the eastern equivalent of funko pop collectors
I want some fumos too, but i don't have money for this now
Kot
2 kot
Nice kitty
I love cats
Polish pringles there 

Uhh do you guys see the thing i sent
I just see Blank space
There was supposed to be video in there
Sorry i was pondering the arc
Close the app and open again
Ah it worked

A Ćwistak siedzi i zawija je w te sreberka

well he somehow gets it
her singing actually sounds good

also why tf is she so damn tall
when the car crashes in the Barbie movie, the audience has a chance to hear a nuclear explosion next door
oh
Neco is growing
It is dangerous my friends, take this he is benis :DDDDD
arizona
Myea
Just learned that a voice actor from Yakuza is a huge trans ally because some trans person gave him amazing head
10 tangos in a single corridor
Real
What LOL
Bro imma need a source for this
Iâm gonna need a 45 acp round and a revolver
So I can blow my fucken brains out
Yes
Go bigger
Yeah, you might misspell âyouâreâ

Get out of here
You're
don't feck around my swat team
Neco arc strike team*
You're fumoless
bitches act like this, and wonder why they have no wenches!
You're boyfriendless
Yes I am
Wolf is trying to get some bitches
but he will never get bc of the flame barrel prank
Litteraly how i look like
You (fat and ugly) look like your mom (fat) and your dad (ugly) had sex
Hes my bf 

How about sell drugs in Miami
Miami is cool
Miami sucks

I canât believe itâs likely that one of you mfs are named âCooperâ or âCarterâ or âHugheyâ or possibly even âGeorgieâ
how is that likely lmao
Common name, lots of people here
https://youtu.be/Qxc8NoeivB0
@gray jetty
Asuka wants to see it.
Show: Neon Genesis Evangelion
Audio: https://beta.elevenlabs.io/speech-synthesis
@pulsar spindle do the thug shaker
NOW
â„ïž â„ïž â„ïž
Good moewning vik
those are dog names

@pulsar spindle cmere
I mean I like what the image is on about and I like the image
EXCEPT THAT THERE'S FVCKING ASTOLFO ON IT
Simply built different
Cuddles
Now
wait what
real
Yes
You Heard me
faker is gonna love this
He can blow me



Gdi, wolf
Yeah You Heard me

(Threat)




Those muscles
What i need but less
You got big muscles?
@teal oracle
I need more
SAVE THE KITTY

Cat tryna commit murder
Get on it
I like muscular guys
:)

Sea of Fish?
Fortune
Soldier of fortnite


With a duty models

Guyz
I want stalker 2 to be a certain way
Soldier of fingering
but I canât word it properly
Good? XD
Lol yeah
But I mean, I want the characters and the world to interact with each other
Essentially you want the A life to not be shit lol
Metro Exodus was good, but in a lot of spots it just felt like NPCs were plopped down into the map
Yes
I do wish there was more instances of actual interactions, like random bandits trying to mug you instead of just the scripted ones we see
Somebody was telling me they still have one of the peeps that did the old A Life, so here is to hoping they pull it off with the different engine
Hereâs the issue
Dark souls moment
I donât like save scumming
But, allowing quick saves allows you to be more unforgiving with the enemies
Which I like
I mean there is self imposed challenge
Disallowing quick saves would force the devs to make enemies easier to tackle
Force yourself to only save at a campfire lol
True tho I see your point
I want to have fun, not run 3 minutes every time I die
Battlefield moment
I also have 30 saves I sift through just in case something breaks and I have to backtrack
How bored do you have to be test that
You could vocode anything and you do this
Bruh moment
Whyyyyyy lmao
Why not
@bitter hearth @bitter hearth
emission exists 
nosorog.png
âEveryone, an emission is about to occur, get to cover immediately!â
The emission: âAMBATUKAAAMMMMMMMMMMâ

my honest reaction
Imbatu Kahm the great African Commander
i want that mod
no
You do that after you kill
PSA: Killing is two letters away from kissing
yeah, but cyber duty.png
i still have this pfp
cyber duty 
Imagine being duty
beret duty
Kiss
The propaganda gets worse by day
its literally your npc
I know which side im picking....
ubcs freedom
i like the ubcs
No this is real monolith
manaleef
You are both gay
my honest reaction
Kill. Why does it look british?
you play anomaly
Kiss

Vik smooching sylky????
you already broken 4 controllers from 2016 to now

i am the face grabber
Mix of 1 and 4
I actually do all of these. I speedrun.
I'm the screamer for sure
all of the above
I'm The "what the fuk am I doin in my life" person
so emotional breakdown 
I shout the name of Guy Gibson's dog at inanimate objects.
ok
give us the name in chat rn 
no balls
i hate those ads
You speedrun guys in your bed?
I can give you a morse code of it.
all 4 in that order
give us the straight word 
you guys cry at video games
Look it up and see the tombstone before they removed it.
nah
you're scared to say it in chat rn 
If I'm autistic Derek is in another dimension of autism
hes schizo
No such thing as schizophrenia.
@cinder crag HE SAID THE LINE

lmao
I get ads like that one all the timeđ
đ
same
when i click for reasons for such ads it says: "chosen gender and time of day"
yes because im a male and its 8:15 am i want to date single mothers
U r gay
Isnât it crazy how your grandchildren probably wonât know who he is
Yea, thats crazy
What
openttd profit graph
Yes

ok im done playing minecraft
Ew, minecraft
đłđłđł
Working on this mod with Arathain, expect the other Necos soon enough ;)
Github: https://github.com/Arathain/The-Arcpocalypse
Modrinth: https://modrinth.com/mod/arcpocalypse
No curseforge yet sorry
Github for my additional Necos: https://github.com/Siuolthepic/The-Arcpocalypse
Idea for thumbnail: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-D1XPJE...



based
huh
Practically the same thing as hl2 speedrunning.
Both a pain in the ass.

One figuratively and one literally.
arc loaf
Forget the titty cam, purge the vtuber
I thought I was the only one
Also based, losing my big toenail was morbidly entertaining
MORBIUS?!
What
Deciduous teeth or primary teeth, also informally known as baby teeth, milk teeth, or temporary teeth, are the first set of teeth in the growth and development of humans and other diphyodonts, which include most mammals but not elephants, kangaroos, or manatees, which are polyphyodonts. Deciduous teeth develop during the embryonic stage of devel...
On a mission tampico, who needs his brains boiled, we gotta keep it balanced out here
I thought you meant when you smash yourteeth off and you're meant to put them in milk to preserve them for doctors

Ah i see who he is, fear not he wont bother us again

Good thing im an Emission
good thing im a bird 

good thing im a boy- WAIT NO
you gonna get kissed
No he is minor
what is a minor doing on the internet anyways?
i dont hink you guys realize that its normal for even 7-8 year old to be on the internet nowadays
Accurate
WHAT
i know, given that one of my cousin is 5 years old and is addicted to youtube
Thats bad, thats really bad
hello
Internet should be allowed for teens of 14+ imo, not less
well last i heard his parents are keeping the phones away from him at least
Hello
https://youtu.be/7RYLNH01HN4 This song unironically, is better than the original.
bladee be gay 2 me nightcore parody of be nice 2 me with a femboy idk who this is i know he's a femboy though drain gang am i right
it really shouldnt be đ
hello
hello emission
I know. Stop letting the internet raise your kids you create more mentally ill people.

Better than them being addicted to TikTok.
either is terrible honestly
toktok 
both are going to make their attention span null and void 
True
TikTok people will literally be openly sexual in comments with like a video of someone's 2yo
i have a terrible attention span and i blame it entirely on the internet
vrc be like:
Last time i used tiktok was 1 year after it got made, all my friends told me to try it but, i think they tricked me 
Too much Loli avatars
People are retarded and i love them but to much lolis
too much grooming
And porn avatars
im glad i dont have tiktok
I use a halo 3 rat as an avatar
i introduced a friend to vrc in like 2016 when it was still cool to play
i have legitimately ruined his life with that decision
No like I mean like it will be a literal autistic child with their mom and they will do that the entire comment section and get like 5937 likes for saying that weird shi. Why didnt orange man ban it why?
Dude kids are enormous cum brains, and itâs kind of unsettling how they make their way into 18+ circles online
Sucks to suck
you mean trump
Yes
he is no longer my friend
I have only played vrc to annoy the rpers with the weird avatars by yelling at them with my combine vocoder.
he has over 8k hours in it and actually shirks real life responsibilities and relationships to play with his "friends" more
and by play
i of course mean party and erp
My mistake was joining discord, and making my friends join it too
The UU will raid him.
I met 2 of my best friends on vrchat
polish goverment is installing a law that there must be no tiktok installed on work laptops, tablets etc.
I love them like my brothers
they're based for that
lucky
Yeah cuz China owns that shiz
still based
I honestly forget how I meet people and they were just kinda there.
i havent played it since 2017
and ive seen the person who i once called friend literally become hated in not only real life, but also online for shit hes done
A lot of people seem to genuinely forget that the US & China are economical competitors
I met one of them because i was drunkenly playing vrc at 3 in the morning
Best and worst decision in my life
The hangover was worth it tho
Reason: Bad word usage
Bruh
I simply talk, perhaps while in class or a bus ride or train, or outside, well its easier for me cause im arabic and everyone is open to talk so its kinda cheating
You definitely threw up. No way you played vr and drank alcohol without throwing up.
I did
I threw up some of my kebab through my nose and i spilled beer on my laptop
I spilled it twice
I don't have a VR headset i play vrchat on a pc
Oh. Vr headsets already make you nautious.
I drank too much
Dear god I thought you were playing with one on and drunk.
No I'm too poor to own a VR headset
I have a ps4 VR but it's a piece of shit and i haven't touched that in 4 years
If you look at the amount of children that are just nazis it really shows that you should not just sit your child infront of an ipad and call it a day.
I hate that I opened off top and my family is talking about the same shit
Oh Jesus a few years ago i was one of them
are they talking about you? đ€š
huh
Thank God i changed
Well at least u grew up
Its also that they got so much little attention from their parents or anyone that they get there attention from a circle jerk of 12-21 yo neonazis.
tbh when i look at myself few years ago i was a total commie
no we're talking about how children are such pussies now that won't get into fistfights to solve problems
i honestly feel like im more grown up than i should
In Poland almost every kid wants to fight
Reason: Bad word usage
At least in my neighborhood
Bruh wolf struck again
it's just these American kids that are afraid of everything
or can't take an insult
i used to be really into religion
but then one day i realized that just because i could talk the talk i wouldnt walk the walk
so i stopped, and cant help but make fun of people that boast about spreading their religion without following it's tenets
True
Omg I'm offended
good
Those dang libtards can't even drive a car while drunk
and that would make my one of my mates get really upset and start talking shit at you while threating to beat you up
What is this game?
All historical education leaving a 13yo when they see nazis but with drift phonk over them and "the pwetty effects and cowors"
TRUE
either nazis or soviets
Idk a friend posted it in another discord lol
Someone should make a highly detailed edit like that but just images of showerheads.
Liquid!
Hahahaha
Liquid!
Hahahaa
this is sort of it
raises right arm at a 45 degree angle
cringe
Your mom's boobers are cringe.
my mom is dead đ
That contributes to the cringe.
bruh i hate how today words "sigma" and "respect" have no meaning
He was really desperate to see breasts
Wha
your father left you when you were 6
Ahh yes, the salute the Nazis stole from ancient rome
No, he stuck with the family.
Decomposed breasts
maybe in a vase
i literally watched a vid of a kid eating a biscuit with sigma music and he just called himself a sigma
Nothing was stolen. Imagery existed in the Neolithic era and the salute was used by a wide range of peoples.
Omg KILL YOURSĐLF!!!
"Bro you wouldn't understand I'm a ultra mega giga sigma chad"
There is a laundry list of what nazis ripped off from other people
the swastika 
People in my class unironically call each other chads
bro shut up
Here we go again
this is why women cant stand being around you
i sense a imminent sylky crackdown
You mean how pseudo-intellectuals assigned exclusive ownership to other peoples and cultures of things used widely and derived from Neolithic Eastern Europe?
i fuŃking love this gif
"erm aktually in the roman times"
waifuslayer:
Why is he wearing a lingerie
I'm not getting banned over this stupid conversation lol
Because yes
Same
The swastika existed in Eastern Europe before the existence of Hinduism and its cosmic social credit system known as the false god "karma." Hinduism is more intolerant than National Socialism due to Hinduism's social class system.
@high sail
I wanna watch breaking bad than this
@high sail
dont care 
Jestem zĆoczyĆcÄ
can we bully derek out of yhe server
nazis are cringe and thus worse
Hammer of Ban gonna be dropped soon
He's currently playing Ace Cumbat
Shut up!!!!
hey derek, what's your opinion on schizophrenia!
Im here for the cat memes and femboys
he said the line earlier
Im here for sdalger
Wot the heeeeeelllllllllll
ew is this an unironic nazi apologist?
Im here to spread the good word of Jesus
I can't tell whether he is serious or just a bad troll lol
im here for a sense of community
anyway off to watch some mandalorian cya guys
derek is genuinely a schizo
same
place is fine
Jokes on you I've already fallen for this 10 times
i read all lf his messages in a monotone voice
You're in the wrong place kiddo
You're not a pseudo intellectual you're a fuŃking fat vtuber watching redditor who thinks the nazis wouldnt have sent him to a concetration camp. You couldnt even be one if you wanted too you degenerate scum.
i bet he sounds like that
Sense of insanity*
I already have a touch of insanity
I don't use Reddit especially since it is in league with China.
Real #đŹâen_offtop hour
clearly a 4channer
china: 
Yes and a Lainchan user.
I'm from southeast asia
Reason: Bad word usage
Honestly I would have guessed that you love China lol
AN ACTUAL TROGLODYTE
no you're not. you're from new mexico
LMAOOO
đ»đł
Evil derek be like
Wrong guess again
Phili?
philipino
Lao
HALF-LIFE 2 REFERENCE?!!?!?!?!?!?
winnie the pooh
Indonesia?
Y
the chinese government when they find out derek doesn't use reddit to not support them:
I don't have a fitting meme so here's something that i got from a filipino
No heâs not based heâs just an incel
woah
homie admitted to being a 4channer

4chan users are on the same level of autism as redditors
Derek be like
No dont compare the precious autists to the filthy redditors and 4chan users.
Heâs to degenerate to get a job
Is it roast derek time of the day?
No way heâs a fed
Yeah kinda true
It is
he got fired for sexual harassment many time
Iâd believe it
both
He would
Hes a chesticle feeler
He smelled her too often
im joking about the fired part.
The worst thing about this is that he actually said all of that himself
I didn't know Derek well enough to know he would actually stoop to nazi apologist when I was screwing around xD
but he does hug women for that reason
i should get one of those small bras
He supposedly said he likes hugging women to feel their hongagas
I didn't want to believe that was true
What a gentleman
If I were an incel, then how come I boned women? Maybe one of them was your school crush?
Imagine only hugging women to cop a feel đż
Thatâs the biggest lie Iâve ever heard
You're welcome
"erm guyth im not an incel!!! i boned a woman!!!"
jack's school crush is a 4090
bro stfu you probably paid her
Feeding Frenzy 2 - Menu Theme Extended HQ OST
Become my patron to support me!:
Yeah and the sky is green.
đ
And pigs fly
or raped her
Only way it happened
No, its 3dfx, right jack?
I could do the same if I really wanted but why
i want to get boned by my bf
No one asked
bro WHAT. he reacted to this

We know
there is no way you have boned
Her fire burns eternal in my heart 
derek is all bark no bite
Good for you, now shut.
all trunk no branches
Wtf is this skull emoji
When Derek talks about boning a chick https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IlD08Rh6xa8
Please dont say things like that, it makes me afraid
make me
derek has confirmed in my mind that he is a rapist and this is why he cant get a job
BRO WHATđđđ
When someone brags about boning women, disregard him.
If it were your mom, it would be accurate.
because its not true đ
its so over for derek
Who tf are you
People like this are what we call in the business a waste of carbon atoms
Your fellow schizo
Oh Hewwo ;3
(I'm not schizophrenic I'm just retarded)

honestly thats mild
We arenât the same
Man i know the original image
derek:
Yeah I do too. You dont wanna be on his side slayer dont do it.
What does mild mean
40 year old virgin confirmed
Dont speak with the creature
Steven hawking
ive said worse
Derek will infect you
no he's definitely under 30
he's just a freak
Derek probably never had a girl smile at him
Hes probably a rapist
send. mods will like it
No he is definitely 25
i switch sides sometimes
Chlamydia?
Believe me you have not, this was the worst thing
Should i post buff gus
Heâs a virgin
the closest he got is when they laughed him when he asked one out 
I'm convinced that 40 year old virgin is a biography of his life

there's no way he's older than 14
astolfo <3
he's 17-27
I hate this place
how did this chat come to this
But i also love it
Oh shit I'm a veteran now
I still can't believe "I hug women to feel their breasts" was an actual statement
congratz! :3
Dude im as confused, i thought we were bullying derek not becoming him 
How @old stone expects women to react towards him
I want to kill myself
Do it
derek when he sees an unattended child in the playground
No, I accused someone of being scared of hugging women cause they don't want to feel the woman's breasts.
I don't have the balls
This can't be real life
no you didnt 
dont you even start bro
What kind of statement even is this anyways lmao
exactly
Same. Literally too hehe
He made it worse.
Ok back to work not to kill each other lads
like why would the first thing you think about when hugging a woman is their breasts
Be me
Extraordinarily overweight (Plus size)
Incapable of courting a woman.
Will never be able to feel one up without getting a restraining order
Only time I will be able to feel boobs are against my own DDDs
Just derek
Red light district time
I'm alright mental health wise i just wanted him to feel bad
BRO discord won't let me send a video of a cat on a slide
Walk into public restroom
See occupied stall
Shake stall door relentlessly
Inappropriate content
Derek's schizo has spread to the whole channel
@high sail i see what u posted 
derek
@dire basin funky monkey friday later today?
sure im down
yes
need to eat breakfast still
raping? huh????
Hungmnhghgghh???!!?!?
Walk into public restroom
See occupied stall
>Shake stall door relentlessly
Crawl under stall door
Time to kitty post
I leave for a few minutes and yâall going crazy
Bruh
Chris hansen: "let me get this straight...you hug women to feel their breasts?
yes because you're clearly holding the chat together
I saw something that got deleted, im prety sure it was that anime girl with pink hair
it really opens the mind
LEVEL 19 LEGGGGOOOOOOO
STALKER Netflix series when
Yes 
netflix is ass
Good
Anime first
they already have jeffrey dahmer
i had NOTHING to do with it
i was playing ace combat 7
đ€Ż
literally nothing good on netflix
i eat ass
i dont think it was a joke
breaking bad
Putting the stalker in STALKER
they took a bridge too far off of it fr
They tried to make a show in 2011 but pilot quality was deemed unsatisfying
Same (i don't)
not on netflix 
coward
I thought it was a pretty well established meme that Netflix series are trash lol
My brain hurty, too much convos
its well established because its true
wrong gif
its not a meme 
You know what I mean lol
The rizzler
And the The Marked One came out the shadows of Chernobyl and said⊠âget out of here stalkerâ⊠truly the most terrifying night in Jupiter
The rizzly bear
if netflix made a stalker series there would be sex in it
average bmw having a shit engine and dying
Black stalkers when?
Sex is pretty based ngl
Civil Protection! Run for your life!
it's how they ruined castlevania
Stab wounds
I want to make jokes but this is dangerous territory
You wouldnât know what Iâm referring to, virg
Cursed ak
Me, im sorry if tou clicked this, penguan and noodle cup, i apologies too 
song?
Derek trynna impress the girls in a weezer tee
no idea
Weezer is stinky me no like
Me
Bruh i just want a person who loves me
impossible
Well
Ily bbg đ
If you unironically use the term âboysmellâ youâre almost 100% a grown adult male, and you should an hero immediately
I donât like relationships, I just like being a living fleshlight
BRO
Why do I know the original image
@pulsar spindle
@cinder crag and @old stone
I need to talk to God
Kwatermistrz posted so much within the last hour his name turned from blue to purple
true
Farded
why yes, the industrial revolution WAS a disaster for the human race
@rustic bridge
I pinged the wrong person
i think may want those johnny
WHAT
FEMBOY??????
If you use the word boysmell or kissing boys or cute boys, im coming for you
Stalker gamma
Femboy
Makes sense
I like femboys but most arenât strong enough for me
men are better, dont like to sugarcoat it as a femboy
im waiting
fem-MAN
If you want strong femboys just like regular dudes atp.
I want a girl that would just kill me
get that female part out of there
MAN
I should
Idc dick is dick
you donât like âfemboysâ you just love cock
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