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[void kelp]

This was meant to be private

[neon vale]

this better be what your setup looks like next time we play CSGO 🥶

[atomic lynx]

Knowing how stupid humans can be, I can belive that we were cave people for 190k years

[void kelp]

We were actually already super advanced

But society fell and then we hid in caves from the aliens and then we became cave people yes

[atomic lynx]

Why does that sound like something that Alex Jones would come up with?

[void kelp]

It might be. I just made that the fuсk up.

What is that

and why is it giving me PTSD

[restive pivot]

Hehe me country

[tiny dew]

I got a call a week ago I have won 800k euro

That's the result of giving your phone number to various internet services

2 factor authentication works wonders

Best prank was the one call from years ago I missed "the wedding"

Kekw

[whole fractal]

Good morning

[small ice]

hi

[high sail]

Good meowing Liza

[shy narwhal]

Literally a nephrologist

[high sail]

Is that a human kidney

[shy narwhal]

No

It's not, obviously

Only few will understand the meme

[azure spade]

Looks like a cow kidney

Good morning everyone btw

[lone tusk]

[granite tangle]

why is he disgusted

the guy on the right got some smooth cooking skills

[lone tusk]

Bonk

[shy narwhal]

You wouldn't understand

[candid cloud]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil4-the-merchant-gif-21317242

[lone tusk]

It's a human kidney

[nocturne iron]

at first i thought it was rocky mountain oysters

(bull testicles)

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

glad it was just kidney

I'll eat pretty much anything from an animal except for the testicles I'll be real

[shy narwhal]

No

[lone tusk]

Imma go back to eepy, I'm still not ready for this world

[nocturne iron]

it's barely what? 6 am for you?

[crimson moat]

the eeper

[nocturne iron]

come on enjoy the early morning life

[lone tusk]

6am, eepy time

[nocturne iron]

no

[crimson moat]

its 10am wdym

[lone tusk]

Liar

[nocturne iron]

it's 4:51am for me

[lone tusk]

[crimson moat]

you lie

[lone tusk]

Eepy

[nocturne iron]

nope

im an early morning person

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

(the worst kind of person)

[lone tusk]

Till the 8:30am

[nocturne iron]

also you know what fact I hate?

[nocturne iron]

Pianos are percussion instruments

[lone tusk]

[shy narwhal]

The joke is that the one watching the video is a nephrologist

[lone tusk]

I'm not ready yet for this world

[nocturne iron]

did you know cardinals (the bird) cover themselves with ants

[lone tusk]

i don't have enough IQ to understand this word

[nocturne iron]

kidney doctor

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

if I didn't clarify it was the bird you could assume I meant the cardinals of the catholic church

which is infinitely funnier

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

did you know there's a mushroom named phallus duplicatus

you'll never guess what it looks like

[lone tusk]

I got mushrooms on my walls

Those fungus grow everywhere here

[nocturne iron]

did you look it up

I dont need to share the picture right

[lone tusk]

i know what the first name mean

[nocturne iron]

I dont know if I can lmfao

well I mean it's a fungus

what do you say, can I share an image of the fungi

[lone tusk]

i guess we all know what they look like

[nocturne iron]

behold

veiled stinkhorn

phallus duplicatus

they smell so bad

[shy narwhal]

Kidney doctor

[nocturne iron]

anyways have you been visually accosted enough for this morning Sylky?

[lone tusk]

dickus fungus

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[lone tusk]

I can't take this world

[nocturne iron]

there's a whole family of this kind

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

and they all, I mean all, look like different kinds of dicks

[lone tusk]

Staap

[nocturne iron]

they spread their spores through the putrid smelling sticky secretions that attract flies

[lone tusk]

[nocturne iron]

isn't life fascinating

wouldn't you have been happier without this knowledge

[lone tusk]

Kill me and let my skeleton play piano

[lone tusk]

Imma go back too eepy cya in two hours

[void kelp]

Your "package" "came" in the "male" you say

[nocturne iron]

:]

it sure did

[granite tangle]

explain, ill do my best to understand

[high sail]

I need to watch this anime

https://tenor.com/view/my-dress-up-darling-marin-kitagawa-anime-love-gif-24942966

[azure spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029360184851701819/1091721271907188746/IMG_7383.PNG

[zealous yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-big-chungus-gaming-greetings-gif-16815709

[sullen fossil]

[simple sage]

PK FlashOS#4857 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[granite tangle]

k*rwa is a bad word?

[zealous nebula]

@karmic bluff

[karmic bluff]

🤨

[simple sage]

Konway#3312 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[zealous yarrow]

https://tenor.com/view/marin-kitagawa-marin-kitagawa-anime-gif-25178351

[granite tangle]

lol

[sullen fossil]

Rly fu ck is banned😭

[granite tangle]

i see you're an average postal enjoyer

[karmic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/adamghik-agentjones-gif-26142196

[sullen fossil]

I killed chat😭

[karmic bluff]

Literally me

[sullen fossil]

[sullen fossil]

[atomic lynx]

Fuck.

[simple sage]

Nymph#9902 has been warned

Reason: Bad word usage

[nocturne iron]

:(

ughh I need to make breakfast

what should I eat, any ideas

[regal heron]

Cobalt-60

[nocturne iron]

Great idea! I have to use up the rest of it anyways

do you eat yours with or without the shell

[sullen fossil]

[nocturne iron]

I crack open the shell for the supple cobalt meat inside

[regal heron]

The shell adds a nice snap to it, so i eat it with the shell

[nocturne iron]

Ah yeah, that's a popular way to enjoy it

[regal heron]

You know like al-dente pasta

[nocturne iron]

I do know, I've never been a huge fan of al-dente anyways

[void kelp]

Food

[nocturne iron]

another great idea

[high sail]

♥️

[rough patio]

bloody foken hell

i hate waking up at 11:30 am

shit

[sullen fossil]

It's still early :3

[void kelp]

I'm so smart

[rough patio]

nah bro its like i get only to enjoy 10 hours of day

i hate it

i usually wake up at 6:30

[sullen fossil]

I didn't even slept today so I am gonna probably sleep during day

[azure spade]

[high sail]

Good meowning

[sullen fossil]

And it's 12pm for me

[regal heron]

sleep 4 hours: tired
sleep 6 hours: tired
sleep 8 hours: tired
sleep 10 hours: tired

[sullen fossil]

So true

[rough patio]

sleep 12 hours: tired

[void kelp]

2 hours: dead

[high sail]

1 hour: my bf kept me up

[sullen fossil]

[azure spade]

Better not to to sleep at all then sleep for 2 hours

[void kelp]

I like sleeping

[azure spade]

Everybody do

[sullen fossil]

Me everytime when I am waking up

[sullen fossil]

[azure spade]

Try jogging in the morning, helps me a lot

[nocturne iron]

I love seeing the sunrise

so I wake up around 4 or 5 am

ready to tackle the day

[sullen fossil]

That gonna make me never wake up again

[nocturne iron]

until the crippling weight of reality sets in

[azure spade]

Why so?

Sport is life man

[regal heron]

me shedule is set up so that i always wake up as late as possible

[sullen fossil]

Bc waking up is a problem right

[nocturne iron]

I used to do sports when I was younger

I got a regional championship decided I had peaked there and then left

[regal heron]

i feel if i were to go jogging in the morning after waking up i'd just collapse after like a minute

[nocturne iron]

or vomit

[sullen fossil]

That would be wait too hard for me as well

[nocturne iron]

I usually go to sleep around 8pm,

like a lame ass nerd

[azure spade]

I am just an airsoft player, so I need to stay in a good physical form

[sullen fossil]

I usually wake up at 8pm

[nocturne iron]

:|

the duality of mankind

I also used to work a lot of 6 am work shifts

[sullen fossil]

I just prefer to sleep during day

[nocturne iron]

I get sad without sunlight so that wouldn't work for me

[azure spade]

I don't, because it breaks my sleeping schedule

[sullen fossil]

[nocturne iron]

I miss the early morning work days 😔

[azure spade]

I miss school

[nocturne iron]

my coworkers were stuck in a building with me, at 5 or 6 am

[azure spade]

It was most free time in the life

[high sail]

I know it will be a good day when i see bf DMed me

[nocturne iron]

it was great I got to terrorize the half awake 30 -50 yr women

I dont miss school

it was the most sick I'd ever been in my life

[azure spade]

Can you not speak about him, for 5 minutes?

[regal heron]

does he not dm you normally

[void kelp]

School makes me want to kill my classmates

[sullen fossil]

Well my don't

[azure spade]

Trust me, it will get even worse in university

[nocturne iron]

I skipped uni

[sullen fossil]

No I hate this crap

[nocturne iron]

best choice so far that definitely won't come back to bite me in the ass

[void kelp]

Dunno if I'll go to uni

[sullen fossil]

In what grade are u rn

[nocturne iron]

are you under the age of 18

[void kelp]

Yup

[nocturne iron]

:|

[azure spade]

Cringe

[nocturne iron]

ok uh why?

[azure spade]

[nocturne iron]

please explain why you choose to be under 18

[sullen fossil]

[void kelp]

Because God made me this way

[nocturne iron]

fair answer,

konway?

[sullen fossil]

How old are u

[sullen fossil]

21

[nocturne iron]

22

lol

[void kelp]

16

[nocturne iron]

no wait

what year were you born

[sullen fossil]

2001

[nocturne iron]

do you know what a DS is

[atomic lynx]

2004 here

[sullen fossil]

But in October

So it's still far away from 22

[nocturne iron]

were you even old enough to enjoy super mario galaxy when it first released @void kelp

[void kelp]

Like nintendo ds?

[nocturne iron]

yes

[void kelp]

Yes i do

[nocturne iron]

my nieces don't know what it is

[void kelp]

I want to get one

[high sail]

Not really in the morning

[high sail]

Nope

[nocturne iron]

im trying to figure out at what year did children just not know about the Nintendo DS

[azure spade]

[void kelp]

(animal crossing new leaf is goated)

[nocturne iron]

that's 3ds

which I just sold mine

[void kelp]

Still a ds

[sullen fossil]

Maybe ur nieces are just stupid

[void kelp]

A few years ago i had a PSP

[nocturne iron]

the cartridges are different

[nocturne iron]

my nieces are under the age of 10

[void kelp]

Don't compare me to them

[atomic lynx]

I remember buying Super Mario Galaxy 1 and 2 on their release and playing it

[sullen fossil]

Well what does that change?

[nocturne iron]

true nevermind

it's more of a general sweep of year born and knowledge of a console

[void kelp]

I only played super mario Wii

[nocturne iron]

not a direct comparison

[sullen fossil]

I don't even know some of my nieces name

[nocturne iron]

well mine are always at my house to terrorize me

it'd be hard to not know

[sullen fossil]

Tbh few years ago I remember that I was kinda brutal to them when they were touching my dog

[azure spade]

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[silent meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407358632590835726/1093399220846858311/FohLIm3E-77yKJrc.mp4

[atomic lynx]

Nice fedpost on reddit making other people get into a watchlist

[nocturne iron]

actually I took a class in forensics in highschool

the answer is [REDACTED]

[sullen fossil]

And I have like 7 nieces but I am not 100% sure tho

[nocturne iron]

could be more by now

[sullen fossil]

And everyone is younger than me

And everyone is male

[nocturne iron]

here?

I have seniority buddy

[sullen fossil]

Huh?

[nocturne iron]

did I misunderstand your statement

quite possible I did

I thought we were on about who was older in chat

which is a lame conversation point tbh

[sullen fossil]

Oh u meant that

I meant that every niece is younger than me

Just small misunderstanding

[nocturne iron]

alright yeah that makes more sense

it was like topic whiplash right there

[sullen fossil]

Overall u have some relationships with ur nieces or nah?

[nocturne iron]

I do with the oldest

She's really sweet and loves to learn about science and art

her younger sister is too prissy and bratty for me to get close to

so dainty she hates being out in the dirt

[sullen fossil]

Tbh I don't like any of my niece and those meetings were always without me wanting to met them

[nocturne iron]

you're not obligated to like them

im just trying to make sure they have a cool aunt that's willing to do science experiments or whatever

[sullen fossil]

But funny thing is even if I am not similar to my older brother at all both of us would beat any of our niece if they would touch him

[nocturne iron]

what?

[sullen fossil]

Oh one of my aunt is just

[nocturne iron]

oh

yeah no I have an uncle that would gift me the coolest things when I was younger,

I want my neices to have a similar experience

[sullen fossil]

I just love my dog even more than my 2 brothers

[nocturne iron]

large age gap?

[sullen fossil]

One is 2 years older and second 5 years younger

[nocturne iron]

there's a large gap between my siblings and I

they're 9 and 7 years older

[sullen fossil]

U are older or younger?

[nocturne iron]

im the youngest

[sullen fossil]

Oh okay and I am in the middle :3

[nocturne iron]

birds are such elegant creatures

graceful, even

[candid cloud]

Trolled.

[nocturne iron]

https://youtu.be/FezJvFyGhlE

here's a nice educational video

https://youtu.be/oyzfVxTxdoE

[candid cloud]

:__:

[rough patio]

ehm

[void kelp]

Gm chat. I'm having a lovely morning today waking up covered in my own dried blood.

[lone tusk]

whathell dude

Don't bleed

Go see a doc

And DON'T LET THE ATHEADAX SMELL YOUR BLOOD

Run

[void kelp]

I couldnt control it, I had a nose bleed in my sleep

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

Which I didnt even know was possible

[lone tusk]

It's ok friend, you should see a doc

[void kelp]

No I've had nosebleeds through out my entire life. Some people have them frequently or just never have them at all. Its also likely just because of the dry air.

[lone tusk]

i see

[lone tusk]

Gn vik stay safe

[candid cloud]

Mmm... Blood.

[high sail]

Good meowning

[candid cloud]

@urban coral .

[lone tusk]

Already 100% more epic then dark souls

[candid cloud]

@teal oracle .

[azure spade]

Dude, that's not a cat

[azure spade]

Sadly you can't ask Bosco to mine something

[high sail]

no im a cat
meow

[azure spade]

Mental illness be like

[azure spade]

[azure spade]

Who needs copper in minecraft?

[lone tusk]

This happens a lot with ships in brazil

We got almost 200 deaths related to sunk due to flash hitting ships in brazil

[carmine forge]

but why?

[lone tusk]

Theres more deaths but due the isolated regions of the amazon the people just don't put in the numbers

[lone tusk]

The amazon region is one of the most areas with flash density in the world

That's why my job is so important

[carmine forge]

Every time I think that Brazil is absolutely horrible you somehow manage to convince me that it's much worse

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Theres more

[high sail]

no

[lone tusk]

You can survive the sunk

[candid cloud]

You know what is even worse?
Our neighbours.

[lone tusk]

But the wild life will kill you

We have too many tigers and human eater snakes

[azure spade]

Yes

[nocturne iron]

I got karma for today Sylky

[lone tusk]

We used to have the biggest spyders in the world but literally yesterday they find a even bigger tarantulas on Australia

I hate Australia

[nocturne iron]

stuck in traffic for 5km at about 9.5km/h

[lone tusk]

They are stolen brazilian records

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Lol

[nocturne iron]

it's because I told you the cursed facts

[carmine forge]

I;m so sorry for you. Maybe this video will cheer you up a bit

[lone tusk]

[candid cloud]

Cheered.

[nocturne iron]

yeah

thanks guys

you know how to make me feel better

[carmine forge]

What facts?

[nocturne iron]

pianos are percussion instruments

[lone tusk]

Go fish

[carmine forge]

I like how you hate somebody for being worse than you

[nocturne iron]

Cardinals (the bird) cover themselves in ants

[carmine forge]

Ok and

[carmine forge]

sounds normal

[nocturne iron]

there's a mushroom called phallus duplicatus

aka the veiled stinkhorn

[carmine forge]

Don't look up the latin name of austrian pine

[nocturne iron]

dude I'm gonna

hehe

arborists suck

all my mycology bros hate arborists

[lone tusk]

they can't be worse then us, is the only thing that we are good

Brazil first people was convicteds and prostitutes
Australia first people was convicteds and prostitutes
We have big mud crabs they have bigger mud crabs
We have bad law system they have bad law systems
China buy property's here china is prohibited to buy propertys there
Big success take this Australia

[nocturne iron]

Brazil has the penis fish right?

[lone tusk]

Yeah

They live on rivers

[nocturne iron]

yeah

[lone tusk]

We also got brain eater amebas

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/worms-skin-breaking-bad-gus-gif-25776725

[lone tusk]

But i think africa is worse

[regal heron]

https://tenor.com/view/skin-worms-inkspot-sqvqnnq-schizo-gif-24609711

[lone tusk]

The mango worms there have adapted to live on the human body

They can tear off your foot

[nocturne iron]

uh around me we have fishercats

[lone tusk]

[lone tusk]

Fisherats when?

I need to go to the uni
I mean hell

[nocturne iron]

fishercats, aka fishers are large ass weasels that eat porcupines

and also domestic dogs and cats

[lone tusk]

Whathell

[nocturne iron]

oh yeah

they scream and sound like women or infants

[lone tusk]

whathell

Looks like the Brazilian boto story

[silent meteor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407358632590835726/1093399220846858311/FohLIm3E-77yKJrc.mp4

[lone tusk]

The boto is a dolphin like creature, that became a man time by time and impregnate womans in the deep amazon, of course the whole story is a lie to cover the high numbers of incest and pedophile among the ribeirinhos people back then*

The more you know about brazil the more you should stay away

[high sail]

no

[azure spade]

Ben.
Hohoho!
Yees.

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/mhrdrg-drg-my-honest-reaction-gif-27311039

[shy narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-gif-18002919

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-gif-18002919

[rough patio]

https://tenor.com/view/chicago-gif-18002919

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1092950963482009671/gljwukfsewra1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/891872499313303582/1093408625235611739/RDT_20230309_121052.mp4

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1093178462870712320/trim.D9BD46DD-3A1E-4B41-A734-CDFEE98AA8F8.mov

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915057883136278548/1092529308515438723/9JhgCo8AyHEYBGS-YqOMfRjDHLdG5HkFjIS0AA9kfN4.png

[lament zealot]

God DAMN that shit got me gigglin

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1091806274527694879/4om8x6bc25ra1.png

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/915057883136278548/1091723597858488370/gs3lyrlch3ra1.png

[silent meteor]

giggle more

[shy narwhal]

hop in TF2 @teal oracle

[teal oracle]

Guh

[shy narwhal]

too bad, party is full

[teal oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-troll-face-depressed-trollface-gif-25126675

[reef rover]

😭

[gray jetty]

Me

[urban coral]

Based

[gray jetty]

Oh crimson

I finally got my rig running

After hours of trouble shooting yesterday everything is finally working

[urban coral]

Nice, glad to hear

Had any problems?

[gray jetty]

Yes with raid

So for some reason I had to reinstall windows multiple times before my raid array showed up in windows

[urban coral]

Raid Shadow Legends? The bastards

[gray jetty]

Fr

[urban coral]

Is it stable?

[gray jetty]

Idk yet lol I’ve not opened any games

I’m still downloading things

[urban coral]

Ah dang kek

Boot up LEGO Universe

[gray jetty]

But windows hadn’t blue screened yet

So I’d say chances are good

[urban coral]

Kek

[gray jetty]

Typically the os will blue screen

[urban coral]

Yo, when we playing BL2?

[gray jetty]

Idk

[urban coral]

If you got it, that is

[gray jetty]

I’m currently hoping hogwarts legacy runs performance

[urban coral]

Kek

[gray jetty]

Cus man

[urban coral]

Get Vermintide 2 and Darktide

[gray jetty]

Performance is crap

On my old rig

[urban coral]

Mine still is

Can't play CoP on medium settings without it lagging

[gray jetty]

Sad

[urban coral]

I recently reached Level 80 and got nobody to really play with

Rebel not interested, otherwise he would've asked to play

[gray jetty]

I need to reach lvl 45 in Lu

[urban coral]

Same

At Level 40

[gray jetty]

Once you get to 45 you can use the most powerful weapons in the game

The custom ones

[urban coral]

Then again, seen how there's no other goal now than grinding, I'm not that interested

[gray jetty]

Idk if you seen this ultra rare lance drop

It does 4-4-4 as a melee weapon

[urban coral]

Besides, I'm one of those guys who sticks to factions, so I like to play (and roleplay) as a Daredevil

[gray jetty]

I might make another character some day idk

I check Brick mesa now and then

[urban coral]

I already got four, one for each faction

[gray jetty]

Brick mesa is where the quality custom content will come from

[urban coral]

Knight, Sorcerer and Summoner

And obviously Daredevil

Also tried playing with a full Knight party with Rebel, Zoinks, Milital and Vasim, but again, they're not interested

[gray jetty]

Yah they don’t see the magic in the game like we do

Smh

[urban coral]

Hella sad

Full Knight party sounds fun

Doubt it'd work that well for Daredevil, tbh

Maybe Adventurer, if the speed boost stacks

[gray jetty]

Nah they fixed it

No more speed stacking

[urban coral]

Dang

Lame

Ngl, wish there was more focus on the Nexus Force

Or more information and clothing in general

Man, what I wouldn't give for the setting to return

Would be based as a series

Or movie

Idk

[gray jetty]

Like I feel the reason so much is unexplained is net devil had a plan

And the plan didn’t even get out of stage one

[rough patio]

why do people like Andrew Tate

like he went to jail for a reason

why do people keep praising him

[urban coral]

The same reason people call Biden a sigma

[ripe merlin]

I hate when kids try to make sigma edits

They put footage of Roblox obby and add some phonk

Or a cartoon clip

[regal heron]

some people are just stupid

[azure spade]

Yep

[urban coral]

Well, the problem is is that sigma has a negative connotation, seen how they say that someone is a sigma when person in question does something that's illogical or plain stupid, playing it off as if it's a cool thing

[urban coral]

My personality is Batman

[delicate willow]

Bateman? Nah, Batman.

[carmine forge]

don't really understand but ok

[teal oracle]

Your parents are dead?

[bitter hearth]

I thought black hand of nod

[teal oracle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884622693205434369/1093558954757476374/image0.jpg

[candid cloud]

Batman: This is where my parents died.
Raphael: :sad_pepe:

[urban coral]

Honestly more of a Gotham City Impostor, tbh

[urban coral]

100%

[high sail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/726403429630738442/1093563486304473099/trim.948EEB62-E022-4742-AD60-2931A9309877.mov
@lone tusk

[urban coral]

Speaking of, I recently named all my the duders of my Dark Angels Intercession Squad

Uzziel
Tzadik
Gideon
Yehoshua
Idris
Methuselah

Obviously all C&C references

[void kelp]

https://youtu.be/326wzbsmjGk

It wasn’t a blowout

[bitter hearth]

Frigg i dont get them, i need to re culture

[urban coral]

Don't worry, most of all are C&C4 references

And the one that isn't was changed to sound more Hebrew

Unfortunately, Marcion wasn't possible due to it being a Latin name

So, I changed it to Gideon

One, the creator of the Black Hand, the other being a false prophet

[gray jetty]

@urban coral The download is complete almost

[urban coral]

O

[gray jetty]

alright doing a game test

to see what performance is like

And the game won’t open

GREAT

[urban coral]

We've got a Burnout Paradise Remastered situation on our hands

Don't worry, it's only Harry Potter

The only way you can lose is by entering that community

[gray jetty]

i just wanna know if my performance is better

cus it was an issue with my old cpu

id just drop frames a lot game was still fun but

dropping frames was kinda annoying

[red comet]

quick question

does anyone elses childhood look like this too?

[urban coral]

To a certain degree, yes

[red comet]

for me its these + the stalker games man i miss these times

2000-2010 man

[urban coral]

Fr

[gray jetty]

sadly no

only because growing up i had a mac

i didn't have a pc till a mate gave me one as gift for my 14th birthday

[urban coral]

You're not going to Heaven

[red comet]

all i know is that i have played gta sa for 100+ hours or even more and i couldnt do the lowrider mission at the begining so i got there and from there i always start a new game again or i would just mess with the cheatcodes

for hundreds of hours

[red comet]

First game i played was Mahjong and call of duty (i still dont know how to play mhajong)

[urban coral]

Good ol' Sonic Heroes days

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-heroes-shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-sonic-egg-fleet-gif-22873189

[gray jetty]

my parents gave me the mac

[red comet]

i never played mario or sonic games sadly

[gray jetty]

it was the only computer i had

[urban coral]

Sonic Heroes, Sonic Adventure DX and Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

RIGHT NOW

[red comet]

ok when and where

[urban coral]

Right now

[lament zealot]

Sonic fans are some weird people

I’ve never met a Sonic fan that wasn’t at least a little strange

[tall glade]

Hey, does anybody know if it possible to buy additional expansions to stalker in steam if I already bought deluxe edition?

[urban coral]

Yeah, take me for example

[lament zealot]

ESPECIALLY if the sonic fan is older than 13

[lament zealot]

Uhhh what?

[gray jetty]

so other games are working

[red comet]

aight but on what fr

[gray jetty]

this seems to be just a hogwarts legacy related issue

NICE

[urban coral]

Yeah

[tall glade]

But only after release, yes?

[urban coral]

Sonic Heroes and Adventure DX are both available on PC. You'll have to emulate Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

[urban coral]

Yeah

[tall glade]

Thanks man

[red comet]

https://tenor.com/view/goro-majima-kazuma-kiryu-yakuza-kiss-gay-love-gender-ryu-ga-gotoku-goro-majima-kiryu-kazuma-yakuza-gay-gif-22218833

[urban coral]

Get some hoes instead

[lament zealot]

I don’t understand this at all

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/kuze-gif-26716479

[void kelp]

I think the joke is pretty easy to understand

[lament zealot]

It’s not even funny

Is it a reference to something

[urban coral]

Oh, and the classic Sonics, Advance games and Rush games are pretty cool as well

[void kelp]

No. It's called irony m8. Ever heard of it?

[gray jetty]

mario and luigi super star sega is legendary

[lament zealot]

What

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JY3W5J2UeI

Same duder who made the music for Jet Set Radio

[carmine forge]

do all sanic games have great music?

[urban coral]

Mostly, yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIgNq87PbK0

Sonic Heroes, my beloved

[carmine forge]

reminds me of emerald coast theme

[void kelp]

Listen its crazy. The joke is the irony in how people will gatekeep "underground" music artists on the internet but they dont factor in the artist not suceeding due to the gatekeeping which just hurts the artist but they want to keep calling them underground so they can be "cool".

[carmine forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SBKj5ofGVw

[urban coral]

Yeah, Seaside Hill is the first starting area of Sonic Heroes

[carmine forge]

weirdly enough I remember that I played sonic heroes but can't recall anything from it

[urban coral]

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/dSuBYuFYaEg/maxresdefault.jpg

[carmine forge]

Well except some stage designs like this one

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAxgIoHIxug

[gray jetty]

Bruh I might have actually been ram limited how funny

[carmine forge]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyJcPr0FBQo

[gray jetty]

The moment I open the game it starts using 20 gig of ram

Which is more then I had before

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM8h2Xyis9M

The classic

[carmine forge]

This one has more views, therefore it's the official OG version https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXglHbYB1Y4

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0a-YEpmXalI

[candid cloud]

From the picture, I played games as: MoH, CoD1, CoD2, CS, C&C, CS:CZ, HL2, Sam 1 +2, Warcraft, NFS:U, Diablo 2, GTA SA and VC, Wolfenstain, CS:S, WW2 Sniper, FlatOut, Max Payne, Painkiller, NFSU2, Worms Forts, Siberia 2, STS, HL and AoE3.

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XFXoWTn9iA

[candid cloud]

Nobody:
Me: 💀

[urban coral]

[urban coral]

Try that again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tsDVRJMYEYE

[teal oracle]

å

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKKXB1j3OxE

Sonic Rush had some bangers

[candid cloud]

Every game has some bangers.

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9YTsT2wfYU

[tiny dew]

https://tenor.com/view/adam-sandler-i-dont-believe-that-disbelief-liar-lie-gif-4915863

[carmine forge]

Drop some bangers from Asteroids 1979

[candid cloud]

:__:

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP-gIik6BaM

And the Zones had returning themes, too

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/mustard-cheese-gif-21912643

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/dear-god-yes-happy-gif-4703386

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/da-hood-roblox-roblox-cry-киевскоеопг-gif-24774110

[urban coral]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ5dXMLhQPc

[feral fable]

discord users saying they are scared of me and saying I am the most vile person known to humanity and that I should be banned from the discord server

[urban coral]

The fact Sonic has once been in this era to use this kind of music is awesome

Well, that's simply untrue

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-ban-this-guy-gif-21304842

[feral fable]

True...

I do not understand people who think the stuff I do is bad 💀

they are clearly not a discordian veteran like ME

[urban coral]

I do

[carmine forge]

That'd assume that something you did is good by default

[urban coral]

Fr

[feral fable]

I literally sent someone a video of a british guy screaming about sex and they said they were scared to open it lol

maybe is because I am such a loose cannon 😎

[feral fable]

Real

[urban coral]

Which implies they haven't seen it

[high sail]

https://youtu.be/zWLAbNHn5Ho
This song is pretty good ngl

[urban coral]

Well, look at you! You're soooo quirky!

[feral fable]

how people be talking about me in the discord report....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_BdT0DB-0Q

[feral fable]

that's the joke dumbass!!!

[feral fable]

me trying not to laugh

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/maniac-laughing-laughing-hysterically-maniac-laugh-gif-20538400

[urban coral]

I know queen!

[high sail]

Hai hai

[feral fable]

must... gatekeep.... must... manipulate.... must..... gaslight....

[high sail]

Must shut up maybe? Idk

[feral fable]

shut up

[cinder crag]

have you perhaps considered that as well?

[high sail]

I was not talking to You

[cinder crag]

considered following your own advice

[cinder crag]

didn't ask

[feral fable]

I am the veteran here not you kid

[cinder crag]

its a public chat and im talking to YOU

[high sail]

Sure Bud

[cinder crag]

you're the youngest one here

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/gmod-default-dance-garrysmod-gmod-dance-garrysmod-dance-gif-17124538

[cinder crag]

and are very perverted

romania has fallen

[high sail]

I need to play more gmod

[cinder crag]

you wouldn't be like this if romania was still communist

[feral fable]

you needa play more BITCHES

[high sail]

Ive been playing a lot of ace combat 7 as of late

[cinder crag]

you would have a backbone

[high sail]

I have a bf

[lament zealot]

You’re ROMANIAN?!

[lament zealot]

Yeah okay

[high sail]

Okay

[feral fable]

shut up

[high sail]

Tag yourself im purple guy right

[feral fable]

I live in a first world country I know what I am talking about

[high sail]

Clearly You dont

[feral fable]

clearly I do

you live in a third world shit hole

[high sail]

And you're an asshole in a first world one

[feral fable]

don't lecture me with that penis sucking mouth

[lament zealot]

Listen listen

You live in the same country as Andrew Tate

[high sail]

Asshole

[high sail]

I hate that guy

[bronze oxide]

Romanian?

[feral fable]

finally you're showing rage

[bronze oxide]

XD

[feral fable]

LET IT CONSUME YOU BECOME LIKE US

[urban coral]

Well, someone is easy to offend

[feral fable]

BECOME A RAGE FILLED ASSHOLE

[high sail]

Im just stating a fact

[candid cloud]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/279684719606628355/1093592430227497080/Y2Mate.is_-_Pizza_Tower_Meme-OD3L16rhmag-1080p-1656454300365.mp4

[urban coral]

Bruh

[lament zealot]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-very-poor-choice-words-gif-22861860

[urban coral]

On the previous topic of Sonic...

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/ready-set-go-gif-8663541

[candid cloud]

Eggman reference where?

[lament zealot]

Pizza tower is mid

[urban coral]

Nice bait

[lament zealot]

It’s literally just a toy for Sonic fans

Because IG Sony hasn’t made any good Sonic games in years

[urban coral]

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pizzatower/images/4/46/Spr_player_taunt1.png/revision/latest?cb=20201122135248

[lament zealot]

Or whoever owns the rights to it

[candid cloud]

Real.

[urban coral]

True

[candid cloud]

"Sony"
It's Sega.

[urban coral]

Aye

[cinder crag]

it isn't rage, its whining

[lament zealot]

Eh, potato potato

[urban coral]

Still, Sonic CMs know their community and their memes

[high sail]

That's a banging song

[urban coral]

Pretty based

[cinder crag]

no one says "potahto"

[feral fable]

Yes

[carmine forge]

THEY KILLED SONIC

[lament zealot]

BRITISH

[cinder crag]

true

but they aren't people

[lament zealot]

True

[high sail]

L

[candid cloud]

Now imagine if I kill his bf.

[lament zealot]

Sonic fan mental health challenge (impossible)

[lament zealot]

That would be kind of cringe

[feral fable]

https://tenor.com/view/top10funny-females-top-females-funny-gif-16008611

[urban coral]

https://tenor.com/view/shadow-the-hedgehog-shadow-dab-dabbing-sonic-gif-25101801

Sonic Heroes my beloved

[candid cloud]

Idk, I prefer to ruin people's live.

[lament zealot]

Just crash the stock market then

[candid cloud]

That's too cruel.

[gray jetty]

god damn lego universe actually contains like a billion files

[high sail]

Yeah real

[gray jetty]

i went to remove it from my hardrive and its like yes 66k files

bruh since when

[urban coral]

Hipster trash

[feral fable]

magic

[urban coral]

Weird, especially since the save gets saved on on their server

[gray jetty]

i mean it kinda makes sense

but i didn't think it was this many

[urban coral]

Aye

[gray jetty]

turns out i had the wrong version of after burner

and thats why i couldn't get it to display clock speed

now i just need that internal usb hub

[feral fable]

I have high blood pressure

shut up @high sail

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle WOAH hi cutey

[feral fable]

I told you

to SHUT UP!!!!!!!!

[high sail]

Hoe is blocked
Anyways

[feral fable]

Guh

[pulsar spindle]

Lmao

[ionic skiff]

You good?

[high sail]

[ionic skiff]

hmm

[high sail]

It is

[high sail]

Idc about your religion

[feral fable]

wait

[high sail]

Make me

[high sail]

@pulsar spindle how was Your day love

[lone tusk]

!warn @feral fable rule 2

[simple sage]

Sack Stealer#7541 has been warned

Reason: rule 2

[high sail]

Thanks sylky ♥️

[lone tusk]

I still have most of those on my pc, i show you later

[lone tusk]

I will date a random girl from my calculus 2 class that was randomly sending me neco memes yesterday

[high sail]

Woah
Sylky gettig gf?

[lone tusk]

neco gf

[high sail]

Woah
Awesome

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

@lone tusk i can confirm system is fully functional

[lone tusk]

great

I will just finish my workout and go back to work

[high sail]

Well, good luck

[lone tusk]

Neco luck

[gray jetty]

well more or less

ive kinda just taken the like 4 broken controllers i have

to make one working controller

[high sail]

Catgirl gf
Based

[gray jetty]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-nekopara-coconut-pouting-blushing-gif-19818813

[lone tusk]

[void kelp]

hi

[gray jetty]

i have 2 controllers that have only 2 working ports

[lone tusk]

I got a bunch of broken controllers here

[gray jetty]

so im just using both of them lol

and then on the main controller

port 5 is dead

[lone tusk]

wasn't you a veteran?

[ripe merlin]

@teal oracle mordhau is free on epic games

[teal oracle]

i know

[lone tusk]

I see i wish i could fix my old x360 controllers

[ripe merlin]

Then get it so I can bully you ingame

[lone tusk]

They don't make those anymore

[teal oracle]

no
just hit 400 hours in for honor

[high sail]

Hai hai

[prisma zephyr]

I'm sorry

[gray jetty]

well i should stop beating around the bush

and play some video games

[ripe merlin]

Scared of a game with better sword mehanics

[lament zealot]

Oh my god!!! PUSSY!!!

[lone tusk]

You got already a bunch of those

[ripe merlin]

x2

[teal oracle]

dont have the disc space

[teal oracle]

i got 8 gb to myname

[lone tusk]

[gray jetty]

this is weird

unlike an intel cpu where it never prompts you to install the igpu

ryzen does

and its ever present always

wacky

[lone tusk]

Chunky boy

[lament zealot]

I feel like the caption is fake

[lone tusk]

Still a chunky boy

[lament zealot]

It sounds like it was written by someone who absolutely wasn’t there when it happened

[lone tusk]

I hate Linux

[lament zealot]

Just a chunky boy

[lone tusk]

It's not a dog

[ionic skiff]

Uh is that discrimination

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/linux-windows-basement-mfs-gif-25851337

[lone tusk]

That's the one

[lament zealot]

DamnZzzz why does it looks soooooo 🥵

[void kelp]

are you normal or stupid to ask me such a strange question xd

[runic glacier]

wha

[lone tusk]

Both but if you're evading a ban is something that i need to know

[carmine forge]

He's a fed and asks whether you served in the military.

[void kelp]

ok

[lone tusk]

And i mean, the veteran role, not the being a war veteran

[prisma zephyr]

https://tenor.com/view/fbi-fedposting-fedpost-watching-you-nice-meme-gif-19958885

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/rec-room-rec-room-ban-evasion-banned-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-gif-23304780

[lament zealot]

Admin try to to be a power tripping asshole challenge (impossible)

[prisma zephyr]

[lament zealot]

I don’t know what’s going on

I just dislike moderators

[lone tusk]

You dislike order hum

[void kelp]

ok, sorry, I didn't know what you meant ||

[lone tusk]

It's ok fren 👍

[lament zealot]

I LOVE ANARCHY!!! I love dangerous MUTANTS!

[carmine forge]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-admin-discord-mod-gif-23706445

[lone tusk]

I wil always use this against freedomers

[prisma zephyr]

[sullen fossil]

[lament zealot]

Isn’t that a mod

[runic glacier]

only high freedomers do that

[prisma zephyr]

And it's probably more than just weed lol

[small ice]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1058705494887366676/1090676998076104855/video0-7-1.mp4

[lament zealot]

Duty fears the sober freedomer

[sullen fossil]

Wait why nothing happened this video is from live leak

[lone tusk]

You mean every one of them ?

[lament zealot]

Live leak was a regular video hosting platform you know

[gray jetty]

so far im getting at minium 2x the fps in bf02042

[lament zealot]

It wasn’t all gore, even if they allowed it

[runic glacier]

some freedomers

[runic glacier]

that probabily wont use drugs

[sullen fossil]

No way

[karmic bluff]

https://tenor.com/view/women-hahaha-women-memes-haha-gif-24926576

[lament zealot]

I visited it before it shut down

[sullen fossil]

I thought there are only gore things on live leak

[cinder crag]

female soldier?

[lament zealot]

It was honesty kind of difficult to find gore

[lone tusk]

Live leak

[sullen fossil]

🤯

[cinder crag]

wait what

[lament zealot]

Most of it was wholesome stuff or regular footage of disasters

[lone tusk]

Live leak is gone Now i can only find gore in reddit

[sullen fossil]

Wtf

[cinder crag]

oh live leak

[prisma zephyr]

What was the old one? Break dot com?

[sullen fossil]

On live leak

[lament zealot]

I was just searching broadly though, I wasn’t really searching with tags or anything

[cinder crag]

live leak wasnt for gore it was just to show footage of disasters and stuff. they would have war footage and shootings on there

[lament zealot]

I didn’t get that deep into it

[lament zealot]

Yeah

[lone tusk]

the bad part of live leak is that you could randomly find a vid of a animal being slayed

I can take human gore

[carmine forge]

Only woman would be incompetent enough to trust the residents of a country you are currently occupying.

[lone tusk]

Animal gore is cursed

[lament zealot]

This is why you’re single

[cinder crag]

oh and execution videos

[sullen fossil]

Well if u are butcher then it's nothing new for u

[lament zealot]

Hell yeah brudda!!! Nothing like the good old rusty machete to the neck!!!

[lone tusk]

I mean, pets gore

[prisma zephyr]

I was kind of thinking along these lines lol

[cinder crag]

and cartel executions

[lament zealot]

It ain’t a clean cut I’ll tell you that

[prisma zephyr]

Ya I've watched a beheading

That was years ago tho

[small ice]

live leak funny moment

[sullen fossil]

For some ppl pets are still food

[lament zealot]

Depends on the kind, if it’s quick then at least it was merciful

[lone tusk]

Man cartel is hell
Those guys can't chill at all

[cinder crag]

cartels are brutal. i have never seen a video, but i heard they literally torture you to death

[lament zealot]

I HATE the videos where they take so long to kill the guy

[prisma zephyr]

I saw a terrorist beheading. They used a butter knife practically

[cinder crag]

like i heard of videos where they burn off your face and cut off your arms

[lone tusk]

Not for long, lemme get my ace combat 0 weapons of mass destruction

[runic glacier]

in game gore

[cinder crag]

makes me scared of mexico

[prisma zephyr]

I also watched a dude instakill himself by touching a high voltage power line

[cinder crag]

[lone tusk]

I always do the good path in games

[prisma zephyr]

Was it break.com that used to have those videos? Idk

[cinder crag]

stalker discord gore discussion

[sullen fossil]

When they are cutting victim every organ etc?