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I dunno 
I dunno For Brasilia its -2h from my place
Neco reimu fumo
Idk what city you live in tho
Criminally insane
Cya my boi
@scarlet mist what XBOX representation?
Song - Aerial · Geneburn
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My when i will date my bf
I hate
Idk if its a thing in other countries but we have this cat robot in Carrefour(grocery shop)
People have gone crazy over it
There's a kerfuś in my local carrefour and i want to execute it

Yes its awful
Reason: Bad word usage
That's one thing about poland
I want to bash it with a baseball bat
One guy went to jail for doing something with it
"miał nie dotykaj moich uszu"
an Emission is starting, find shelter immediatly!
you forgot me, i also can wear thigh highs uwu
Kill me pls
btw today i bought nail polish in 4 different colors
id love too, but who will kill me then
i dont wanna suffer with this
I remember walking in Carrefour thinking what to buy and i saw some old guy found Kerfuś driving around and he was so terrified lmao
Reason: Bad word usage
well who then!
I'm just a rookie not some badass stalker with 30 pkms in his bag
damn
Yes
no but it will kill them 2 up there
I love casting spells
Shadow wizard money gang
old rune scape players: 
(i love capitalism)
What are you talking about currently
I got a coupon for a free pack of skittles
Anything honestly
talk about half life, or car engines
No
i love capitalism
Wow free skittles
Bro switched ideologies very quick
Morning
you said anything!
Good morning
good morning lars
I mean its 14:00 but good morning
its 1:22 pm here
UK?
I hate the fact that Sylky goes to uni just when i finish school
no
Thank God

Which one then
Based
Day 2 of not posting cat
Can’t handle it anymore
Post cats you pussy
For some reason i like collecting info about who's from what country
Or post rats
Ayo
No
Tampico committed racism
Huh?!?
Based
Bro u ruined it
Don't care I'm hungry
no, i steal
Goddanmit

I dont understand why people dont like neco arc
Annoying little shit
lmfao
It’s an autistic cat that won’t shut up
i hate neco too, it makes my blood boil for some reason
And it’s blonde
Hmhmhmhm what's wrong with being autistic
Annoying
HM???
THE DAMN KITTENS!, they raided my room, they dont wanna LEAVE!
There is only room for one autist and that’s me
We gonna fight then
PUT THEM HANDS UP PUSSY
and there is 1 room for a retard and thats me
@high sail
Hah i win
God i want that to be me
Ehm
Maybe will find more space for autists
Finally neco arc is dead
its just gmod
its gmod
No
most horrifying thing
Yes
Now shut up
No
Why
I am feeling ironically homophobic
Cus i want to
scout critical hit!
+medic 
I miss my cat
where is she
same
He is at my mothers house
oh, get him back
i dont have cat anymore
phew
1 died 1 lost

No
Also hi Sean
suh dude
@teal oracle

Child
Reminds me one of Ukrainian meme.
"And now we are going to learn porn as Math."
Aside from getting a bf nothing much
Thanks ♥️
#⭐┃обговорення-безспойлерів ask here in ukranian maybe
this reminds me, i played tf2 before with a cheating scout, he hits 5 meters away and never dies
it was frustrating
i also witnessed a crime, a heavy started crouching for a sniper to show that he is friendly but the sniper headshoted him in cold blood
ill bite. so where did you meet them?
Not very kind
Cringe i know but discord
we're rich
I see, what kind of discord? and how long have you known them
chicago
Where i ask question about stalker shadow of chernobyl
Arma wutg a W40K mod
here
Airsoft server
We know eachother for about like 2-3 months when i told him i love him
Were are the traders at the place where you go into gun fight
??
specify the place name?
I remember this lmao
Give me minite
Yeah
okay
i should play it
You remember who it wasm
But weve been friends for like a year
is this a real life airsoft situation, or just a random general server for people who have airsoft as a hobby / like airsoft
I feel slightly better knowing this information ^
Second option
The bar
i just cracked my neck so hard i thought i died, made me happy for a moment 
2-3 months is a fairly small amount of time
go to the 100 rad bar and talk to the barkeep
so this is a LDR?
Ok
there is a way to go under in a stairway, just explore and find the 100 rads bar he is there
The feeling of divinityy
Is that where i can buy armor
trader of everything yes
You know it's a good neck pop when you think you snapped your neck
This place
It's to the left side of the main entrance, after you reach the square
Thanks, thought about it but didn't want to derail ongoing discussions since, as clear by now, I can't speak UA. I'll give it a shot
yes
it did the GLOc noise yeah
Ok thanks guys
@high sail so it is a ldr (long distance relationship) then?
no problem friend
There is a proper channel for actual STALKER talk
he at the trader
Yeah
what is the distance btwn you two
ldr rarely works out unless your close enough to make it happen
Which gun i get
I have the fast shooting akm
i recommend you dont get any new weapon, in army wearhouses you get alot of good guns by killing
Ok
Charecter
Whoever you help will also open their special gear up to you
Ok
Yes hide them in your mustache
what's up guys
not much you?
Sup fellow freedomer
im working on my costume, forgot I had my respirator on and tried to take a sip of red bull
R.I.P.
yo, ever heard of jerkmate?
tf?
but honestly how can you say you're making a stalker costume if you don't need a respirator for it at some point
Bruh
look at them
Checked?
yes, surprisingly lead tastes the same too
What about bullet?
sure yeah i can give you taste some 
stalker vanilla only enjoyers gate keeping the server when anomaly fans try to get in to ask questions
Pretty based ngl
on one hand, yeah and I understand. on the other hand, it gives the community a very sour taste with how they cant let others enjoy things
It will be the leg of the next guy "showing" his strength on my fence.
but meh, it really do be like 60%+ of anomaly users only having like 2 braincells to rub together
average freedom moment
i got barbed wire and broken sharp glass on my fence
its a high fence they cant see, they will jump and hold with their hands
I have an air-rifle.
i have a rabit hunting bow, but no arrows 
I have un-alive shells with a 12g on the box
Give me them.
I'll need them for this summer.
your too far
Postal services?
they don't exactly like to ship live ammunition :S
make scrap weapons, actually dont, i didnt say anything 
:trollface:
Hole
"I am a jelly donut"
-jfk
Oh shit he died
who died
Emission is going schizophrenic
Blowout moment
Kill him!
kill him!

Fathers flashback

using the worse, newer version of the song
Yup, whoever made that’s a minor
Not a real man
True
The original diggy diggy hole got me like
The new diggy diggy hole got me like
This. So much this!!
About a continent
Im so sorry it sucks ass to be long distance, Crash and I are going on 6 years, I understand the pain of that
What
Also gm chat
What
gm
Yeah i wish he was here next to me, but no worries
florida puppy 
real
Dream to me ngl

Goth overrated
For rea
L
Fat mfs who happen to wear a black t shirt that day be like “god I’m so goth, down with the system”
bro the only system that is going down is your cardiovascular system with how much fat you’re packin
Fr
who said anything about fat chicks
I did
Skinny goths are all addicts of some kind
We're gonna pretend I didn't just admit that
Admit what
Do it again I wasnt looking
He admitted that he really likes french fries
What a slut
To be fair though Five Guys has some bussin fries ong

nah
Die
Yeah I love five guys inside of me
maccas, inn n out, kfc
Pozzed
Listen, I’ve never had in n out but the other two are pretty mid
KFC is okay ish, but I heard it was better in the past
ye
McD’s just sucks
You used to go because it was okay enough and really cheap
Nowadays it doesn’t even taste good and it’s not even that cheap anymore
What
okay so it isn't just me
Wait i have a Ukraine version
i thought i was aging
but yeah mcdonalds is just kinda ass
it used to be the okay cheap food
now its the bad expensive food
you're coming to arizona?
I cant find ot
And probably not
They told me I won’t be mailed anywhere
its over jack...
Oh hey I had that screen back when I had Windows XP machine
Yeah but I only ever used it back then
Fair enough
sex
Me when I follow women at night (epic stalker: call of police moment)
OwO?
What is hard
forklifting
Oh nvm
After the update, only 2 crashes until you are in the main menu and 3 in 1 hour of play time, but every few crashes the PC now turns off and on again 
So Buggy garbage
Skill issue ngl
okay day 1 of my war thunder rage curing
i started playing the weird italian bomber plane that for some reason has a 102mm howitzer stripped to it
its fun
Yeah there was the anime girls in tank
there was nothing there
I see
yeah...
Why are you deleting it again
btw i finally watched phantasm carnival neco arc compilation
Its just tianamen square
it prob violates some kind of rule so...
anyway
neco arc chaos was great i really enjoyed it
Carnival phantasm is really short, why even watch a compilation
cause i only wanna see neco arc
no anime girls
I mean this with all seriousness, what is the difference
One is smaller and cat.
K
Neco-Arc and Neco-Arc Chaos are joke characters.
anime girls are more often sexualized
i try to dodge that type of things
Ok thank you, I try to dodge as well
this is true
even the ones who shouldn't be are
True.
go to hell and stay there
aaaand im back raging at this stupid fcking game
im so fcking mad
i like this guy
also he's already going to hell for being pagan
ok my state is so bad
i just cant even focus on having FUn
its just the grind making me rage
i just cant take this shit no more
arizona????
yes
(That’s what I’m assuming you’re playing)
real?
yes the grind is painful
So what’s the point in playing
idk anymore
hello
i cant really quit since i spent alotta money on it
so you're not arizonan
L moment
Just quit dude, that sort of thinking is sunk cost fallacy
Intruder, the stealth multiplayer experience
Just quit until you have the urge to comeback
i have the urge NOW
Age old wisdom of "If it's not fun, why bother?" strikes again
The urge to uninstall? 
both
hii is there a way to restore overwritten quick saves?
"video games are supposed to be fun"©️
i quess ill play tf2 then
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This is the worst things I've ever made
#tf2 #animation #memes #ballin #aprilfools
HOLY SHIT NO WAY
heavy update?? 😱
ikr!!!!!
The game which is fun is: Burnout Paradise.
Change my mind.
Im feeling a bit slutty rn
🚿
it is what it is
I cant i drank it all
I appreciate discord atleast on android now having far bigger rows of images instead of 2 large images per row.
@void kelp @lone tusk https://www.ebay.com/itm/134375788651
No way man...
You are feeling like this most of the time... 
Nah today im mega slutty
Hahaha forklift go brrrr
Idk, tell your bf about it
Yeah but that would make sense
anyone has the brain scorcher gif with the cat?
good
I miss my cat
wdym
i killed it
DIE
45 dms, whathell you guys did
just like ur cat?
yes
Said shit about you.
Actually no, I didn't.

looks like a mini 14

@rough patio @brittle helm @void kelp
Look guys neco arcs of the day
Reason: Bad word usage
Lol
Bad mag moment
why would people try to enter on that country anyway?
And why theres so many prostitutes crossing the border?
too many doubts and not a single answer
Ive seen all

Did that man really casually did the spilt
voodoo men do funky things
man just turned him into a frog

Neco art ai when?
That's normal compared to casually doing a leg split without even hesitating
And recovering from it with no pain
the rizzler
*rizzes you up*
@lone tusk @teal oracle rn
You're, drink pilk to became even more evil
Neco evil
No, I don't even like pepsi
Actually I'm both 
Look my phone wallpaper
my phone wallpaper is tom scott lifting
@neon vale doomlive wallpaper 
My bf's wallpaper is cooler
That wallpaper is no longer available, i got the last workable version, dm if you want, it's not piracy bc the owners backupt
ive been thinking about getting wallpaper engine to work on my phone
but my phone is not good
it might just implode
it chugs to run discord
How many ram it have?
dunno
enough to make a shitbox laptop cry probably
I like to gaming on my phone
the running time of 40 hours ongoing might also has something to do with it
Me ngl
Download the cpu z on google playstore
My one got 8gb ram and 8 cores
I can run my windows95 emulator on it

check the cpuz, those phones got different versions
Nerd computer stuff in chat
Cant be! Must change topic to my bf again!
🧱🧱🧱
i should try and use my old laptop to siphon the quotes folder
Why not download songs?
i got the spotysylky on my phone
not bothering to get premium or use third party software
my phone also cannot run spotify so im always using it on pc anyway
I mean for free
Which nut to kick first
Download songs on the free ram site
@whole fractal
There should be a movie titled "MILK". Protagonist is a loving family man who has a wife and a young kid. One day he goes to buy milk and an unfortunate random encounter leads to him being unable to return home and go through ridiculous amount of extreme and direful situations like being mafia's hostage, human trafficking, abandoned alone on an uninhabited island, random war and other bullshіt. When he manages to return home many years later, it's revealed that his kid coincidentally won the lottery on the same day(could be foreshadowed in the beginning by him teaching the child how he always picks the numbers of own birthday). When he tries to explain what happened to his wife she expectedly doesn't believe him and kicks him out. The movie ends with him looking lost, not having anyone in his life anymore.
Nerd Emoji
Deez
Looks like the trees lounge movie but no Steve Buscemi
Right nut? Ok
You know, steve Buscemi got a bunch of absolutely great movies and tv shows that nobody knows
That guy is actually a great actor
Sorry
I just love steve Buscemi

Imma go search for this 
https://youtu.be/hsWvnalteeQ
@carmine forge @neon vale that movie is absolutely great frens, it's the best buscemi work you know that moment in the man life where you achievement look pointless and the whole meaning of life look pointless while is just live day after day without questioning what you're doing?
that movie is about that weird feel, every man should watch trees longe bros
Montage from the Steve Buscemi 1996 masterpiece.
Music from The Ink Spots', "I Understand.
HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO DIE
YOU FREAKING MONSTER
HE EARNED HIS FREEDOM
THAT'S THE DICKPUNCH OF THE DECADE
i am unsure of what i want to play
Try rusted warfare fren
It's a rts
Very fun
AND YOU SHOT HIM IN THE FOREHEAD OUT OF SPITE
im tempted to give F4 another shot
i didnt get far in it last time i played
i have never seen it before in this server so nah 😎
Music from the great GBA game, Wario Land 4.
actual song starts at 1:20/1:40
first minute is all buildup

@neon vale https://youtu.be/nW3LikcBL68
Time to sing some Italian songs
R.I.P James Gandolfini Born: September 18, 1961 Died: June 19, 2013 (aged 51)
Theme song for one of the best TV shows ever.
the dutch word for cart is 'winkelwagen'
My 5 most used emojis lol
@neon vale touhou gameplay when?
I am suge knight

I hate logic gates 
That's keyboard
You're using proteus?
That's the library that allows Arduino work with USB
I hate arduino too 
I got good grades in both class but arduino programming is like the worst language for me, worse then c
But you're doing great keep on it
👍

Also I got one course diploma on cubesat programming based on arduino
I still have the manual
Do you want it?
Yeah
Cubesat is a weird ass satellite 
It's in portuguese
But you can understand the code
Google translator
based
https://youtu.be/Hc8-pD4Dzpg
The classic version

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guys
anyone know of any good TTS generators?
I'm looking to create audio clips of classic text to speech voices
but all of these stupid AI synthesized voices are getting in the way of my search
@void kelp vik know some
I DON'T want AI tho
AI voice is poopy
I want classic microsoft sam, and other similar voices
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also the type of voices that Ruben Sim uses https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0LCbGd8LnO4
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You asked for microsoft sam and I gave it to you
ig

Holy moly 
@teal oracle
Aww
@neon vale <= Enjoys 🍆 in his dookiehole and donates to Overwatch streamers
your "freespeech" offends me 
and when im offended you get offended 

sure 
wtf
still getting/giving more head than you will get in the next year

Let's get chill homies
Chill with a massage.


Scene is from Irregular at Magic High School, a show about espionage with magic.

i will lobotomy you
And defying barriers on romance.
Scene is from shutting at the fuсk up
Amen
No, shut up you too
I know it sucks 
Just be more chill
🧱
Do cat posts
I was just saying existing sucks

show is about a highschool
show is about "defying barriers on romance"
i cant imagine what the plot is
Here is a clue:
https://youtu.be/3r-gGUmzY_M
Mahouka Koukou No Rettousei
ED Season 1 eps 18
not watching
Many Ukrainians will love it cause it involves fighting against Neo-Soviets.
whathell
Lil dude need to chill
That's one hell of a punch
i want to slam your head on a steel counter top and insert push pins into your eyes
Stop this tampico 
is he wrong?
well, guilt by association can make you a war criminal in the wrong context
whathell you're talking about
Why are we not allowed to threaten eachother anymore
@void kelp neco chaos manga

Rule2
im going to cut off your hands and staple them to your earlobes
Her ass is not neco-chaos😹
is neco chaos from Twitter
ALAARM AALLAAAARM TWITTER USER!!! TWITTER USER!!
That is not neco chaos. Neco chaos boy.
And neco chaos is based off of nero chaos so that wouldnt even make any sense.
Why do you use twitter?
I think that person was false.
Dont trust neco zone users.
I didnt flood there server with r/sandycheekscockvore without a reason
Either romanian or moldovan wedding
never trust critics
Audience score is the only thing that matters
never trust either 💀
more like:
basing how good a movie is solely based off of reviews is a mindless take
content over-analysis gets to a point where its just grasping at straws
one is the mob (untrustworthy) and one is paid to make critique (ew)
ITS MORBIN TIME
AHHGHHGGH
I LOVED it WHEN HE SAID OHHHHHHHH IM GONNA MORB
MOOOORBBB
BEST FILM ONLY CAUSE THEY FOOLED SONY INTO RELEASING IT INTO THEATERS AGAIN LMAO
It's ok, I've done worse
Reason: Bad word usage
but that's pretty fuggin attrocious
I only trust the voices in my head 
it would be actually pretty based if they released Morbius 2 as a meme sequel
as a comedy-action that doesn't take itself seriously at all
it would probably unironically make more money than a serious morbius 2
@void kelp
a random number called me in whatsapp sending me neco memes
now he is flooding my chat
You did this to yourself xD
skill issue
"Don't threaten other users"
with all due respect, I'm pretty sure if I told Tampico that I was going to shove a dungeon pineapple down his throat, he'd know there wasn't any real meaning behind it

like, I can understand outlawing random threats to newcomers and the mentally disturbed, but the fact remains that empty threats for comedic purpose are often found in healthy friendships

Whathell you're talking abou
you can't tell me you've never joked with your siblings in that fashion
yea but cmon, not worth getting warned because two friends were having fun with each other
I saw some heavy fights with derek before dude 
Let's keep it chill
like if a veteran is insulting a novice, maybe
And was a verbally warning
also maybe
i specified friends

I can keep it like this then
But if saw that you guys are getting out of the line, measures will be taken
Understandable
👍
👍
Modern Crossbows can penetrate level 3 plates easily with just field tips which are dirt cheap. Crossbows aren't outdated weapons of war, they are just the cheaper bubba option

ISIS in aphganistan
Look the brazil guns 
@cursive gazelle
Yes isis did fight the USA in the afghan war, which has ended due to bidome
Yeah thats fair there too
thats al Qaeda
ISIS and al qaeda are not good friends
But Land warfare tactics and knowledge of the terrain beats bigger guns most of the time
Friendly fire will not be tolerated
Yeah was about to say
Ah my bad got the wrong terrorist group. Meant the Taliban
Tbf they all do the same thing. Terrorism
But yeah Taliban fought the US for the longest time with handmade AKs and mosins
And plastic bombs
Plastic bombs are the ultimate weapon of war
Mostly old shells. Plenty of those left after the endless runs that the US did
Taliban was going to win no matter what. They got trained by the CIA XD
Tho tbf, that didnt help the bay of pigs
but that fell apart because the cia lied (shocker) to the rebels that the us would support them, which they obviously didnt followed by JFK saying the CIA needs to be abolished.
amphibious assault is hard, if the enemy push you back theres no way out apart from surrender
That is true D-day is still a miracle
A well-fought and planned miracle
But still a miracle
Also I wonder what happened to JFK after he said and I quote: "I should tear the CIA to pieces and scatter them to the wind". An organization for having their own agenda and only following presidents if the president follows their aligned agenda. Just saying. The CIA had good reason XD
Now I'm going to go disappear
It was the secret world order, i saw in the files x 
Cold war episodes in the files x are the best
JFK assassination is prob the worst cover up in world history. But honestly the best considering its worked.
Also, looks like that the Urss fall much more later in the files x universe
Wendigoon is an awesome channel
Bau bau

when is en_gay_femboy_rp channel
viva brasil
never taken an iq test
but I took the asvab and got upper 90's
so at least relative to the military I'm a genius
I had to take one because the school thought I was like a sped at that age because I would just refuse to do school work or just run out of the school but the truth was that I was just defiant.
and my first act score was a 27
yea its called evolution dumb dumb
its like being put in a classroom in random assigned groups and being forced to make a project
90% of the time is you trying to get everyone in your group to do something
the last 10% is actually doing the thing
wtf group projects are you doing lmao
my whole school must be incredibly efficient if what you described is average
we're always doing something productive
Just reminded of how I dont have to do group projects online.
Its worth having no friends.
So uh
I only need me, myself, and my soft cozy padded room.
😍
Bro how did you get this





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